Ditties - can be a great way to entertain guests at any holiday. They can be used for competitions, and also just fun to sing a friendly company. In our article you will find many original modern ditties.
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- Original modern ditties - the best selection
- Obanki funny modern
- Cool ditties modern
- Funny modern ditties
- Modern ditties for adults medical
- Modern ditties about politics
- Modern ditties about money
- Modern ditties about neighbors
- Ditties in modern processing
- Modern ditties for birthday
- Modern ditties for adults for the New Year
- Ditties modern about bosses - text
- Modern ditties online
- Complete songs are modern
- Modern children's ditties
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Original modern ditties - the best selection
Original modern ditties - the best selection:
Sit the ears for drying,
Pull the belts:
We will perform ditties to you,
But without a mat and rudder.
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My dear girlfriend
Love the Internet.
With him, she is always “in contact”,
And with me - there is no contact!
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My kettle took off the rocket
Hid in the distance.
It became clear to me, this is -
Import-substitution.
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In the near future, in the programs
It will be so started:
Half an hour, "total" - advertising,
"Whole" five minutes - cinema ...
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Grandfather bought Toyota grandson,
So that he goes to work.
Forty minimum wages - only the tire:
Isn't this your hazing?!
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I miss the dear -
I drink a cup of tea.
And when he misses
Sweeps, bastard, moonshine.
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Vanya tried from Sveta
"Amaretto" and sweets.
I drank, grunted, bit it
And ... requested a dessert.
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For refusing to marry a clan
He received a shop in the face.
Ears together, teeth apart ...
Perhaps it will heal for the wedding!
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Eh, we danced in the fountain,
All shared as if in a bathhouse.
All paid a fine
And then the fine was washed.
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Like a diver on the beach
The drowning saved.
And when he married her,
He went and drowned.
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On the nudist beach Bel
Suddenly dumped migraines.
Ballin's access
It lasted all day.
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To marry somehow in a burning
I went out for the Muscovite:
Three only nights Shork and Shork,
And then he fled to New York.
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Take me off as soon as possible
Cute, on the agenda,
And not that, wait for the night
I don't have enough urine.
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My Milka is black -eyed,
In the sense of browned.
But when sings, infection,
Karaoks strongly!
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With a crowbar I went barely
On the fist of Valuev ...
I let me down then
Sh-sh-Schelyzyak Tuyeva!
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i have two miles,
Two and relies:
If Misha is not carried out
Kolya will guess ...
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Debt maritime spouse
Performed diligently,
So far, the doctor has not explained:
One is supposedly harmful.
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Now prices in the store
Rob every wallet,
For a long time they guys,
They pierced their ceiling!
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My Milenok is so good
Only in the computer is played.
More often sex in the new year
It happens to us.
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I don’t understand something Manka
Baba seems to be prominent:
With anyone - Nymphomaniac,
And with me - frigid!
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The neighbor thought over ...
What is better for the husband »Rarely"
I laugh at the neighbor
With her husband ... I am fun!
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Well, you, Zay, in the passion of the stormy
Leaned over the Urny?
You and I are not the time here -
Voters go!
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I tied with vodka, brothers!
I am ready to howl with happiness.
How can you get drunk! -
Sobriety must be washed!
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Light, Granny, Filter -
Today is not up to fat,
How payments come
For your apartment!
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I'm running to the cutie
And kiss - already suck!
She is: “Walk more often.
You will replace the vacuum cleaner! ”
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I surprise the crop
And in my potato demand.
I add generously to the ground
I am a "viagro" manure.
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My Milka is Zadkidona
Dearly.
And therefore finances
I am not found ...
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My Milenok is a programmer,
We are not meeting for a year:
He hung on the Internet
And does not return!
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The first time it happened
All burned pies
I was excommunicated for a moment
In this only the computer is to blame ...
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Vanya came to visit,
I stroked the tummy
I drank coffee, smoked -
That's all erotica!
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My Milenok is a meter in a cap,
All friends to the navel,
But the farm is strong -
Garden, cottage, garage, "Oka."
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I remember there was shame and shame -
Drank from the neck "Agdam",
And now here - a cup
I drink coffee with a cutie!
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Something passion is not enough
The song is not heard in the heart
Toli vodka is weak
Toli Zinka is so scary
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I wanted to lend Milashka,
And she shouts: “Fool!
I would brew coffee a cup
And I will undress so! "
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We are always foolish girls,
After all, they have such a law:
They put their faces
Silicon is poured into the chest.
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He loves the prairie cowboy
And the miner's native slaughter
But I pulls me to vodka
That young girl.
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If you want to be always beautiful
Without wrinkles and with a lush mane,
Do not deny yourself
In vitamins of group V.
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I fell in love with Milena
Yes, I forgot who he is.
I am an elderly girl -
All my cursed sclerosis.
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Grandmother and grandfathers groan
These prices are our troubles.
In this life, reefs everywhere
Tariffs are driving us.
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I don't want to get married yet
In FIG this hemorrhoids.
With whom I want, with that and night,
Better I will be idle.
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Even in the deputy
Status is a thing not superfluous.
He himself is the upper house,
And the partner is the lower one.
Obanki funny modern
Obanki funny modern:
I fell in love with the hero
He is a police sergeant,
And handed him without a fight,
All their positions.
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Master's debt is always
Paid in time
And receive interest
I went to my neighbor.
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On a diet for a whole year
The girl stayed.
The doctor will not get in any way
A syringe in the buttock.
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From under the bus in evil resentment
The lady appeals:
Hey men, help,
They neglect me!
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Glorious Americans -
At least with a smile, but bastards:
In dollars now they want
Drown everyone like kittens.
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I got a neighbor.
A month, poor, rushing about.
Don’t worry, you, Fedya!
Everything is being treated now!
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For health in the morning in the park
Runned with a millennka -
Ran away, scoundrel, to Tamarka
In brand new sneakers!
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Steam along the street collective farm
Frowned the day frosty:
Warms the air without difficulty
The rusted pipe!
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It's a pity, I didn’t come up with a phrase
Leading to ecstasy:
“Better forty times, once,
Whatever forty times! "
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I'll go to the ATM
I will take my salary.
There is little money - well, let.
At least once a pig will get drunk.
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One night deputy
Showed me his mandate
I am in response, my mandate
She showed the deputy.
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And drivers of minibuses -
Hyperludi driving!
Without difficulty at the time of movement
Hands pull behind the ruble!
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He does not remember a damn thing -
From yesterday's booze!
The head hurts from the body,
And in the mouth of the whores!
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Our stomach does not know norms
And Calorius does not count.
If the extra piece is eaten,
In punishment-a march.
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The walls will collapse, only touch;
The children cry loudly -
There was no repair in the house
From the first five -year plan!
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Two Duni is a fellow
Two friend, boyfriends.
Like the sticks of two ends,
And both are "happy ends"
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I am my favorite leash
Put the bow and the bow ...
In life I am a sadist a bit
But in the soul - a romantic.
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After a mask with blue clay
I will be a beauty -
The cat hid under the curtains
Hisses and breaks out!
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I love Anton for that,
What looks like Washington.
I look at the lumen:
There is no real Ali?
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I can neither lie nor sit down
The mother of the gardener,
That I abducted my honor
On the gooseberry bush.
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I have a neighbor in a jacuzzi
Five hours lay on the belly.
I would have been lying for five years,
If not with a gun with a gun.
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- since I met Andron. -
My thoughts squadron.
It is a pity that by Andron's night
The cartridges clearly ended.
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Breathe in a cool coolness
I went to the village ...
Solovy roulads are pouring,
And gaming gums.
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I opened the water supply -
Something yellow flows.
Eh, life is terrible!
Good - not red!
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Often I see dreams ...
My husband turned my pockets!
He began to behave like - me!
Think - here is a pig.
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Wants to become my pigeon
Member of the London club,
I object, I am to her: - Len,
Well, which of you is a member?
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I guys let's say so
I visited a mess yesterday.
And order there for me
More than throughout the country.
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Hurricane of love and passion
Suddenly he leaped in Granny Nastya.
Sorry, grandfather in his underpants
Half -now on the clock!
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For the fille is familiar
The informal pinched
Ernesto Che Guevara himself
From her T -shirt - winked at.
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Adored her husband Alla,
Every year he gave birth to him
Either from Vasya, then from Petit,
Then from all men in the world.
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Our Lyubka walks to the mini -
She is not at all ashamed:
She has such a skirt
That the bra can see
Cool ditties modern
Cool ditties modern:
Put the ears on the crown
And read carefully,
Lighty ditties -
As a joke, perceive!
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In our park city
There are bike paths.
Girls fall into the bushes,
Break off the legs.
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The guy swore in love
What dreamed of being together
But in fact was seduced
The posts of the father -in -law.
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The wind walks around the yard
The skirts of the girls lifts up.
The legs of girls are good,
We laugh heartily.
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We are walking around Moscow,
It is full of people here.
A lot of stinks from cars,
Little oxygen!
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In our squares and courtyards
There are reddish heaps everywhere.
Know, dog owners -
People are all shameless.
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In our park youth
It is expressed by obscenities
And in the heat around the ponds -
Drunk are lying.
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Three maidens by the window
Got forgotten with a strong sleep,
And they woke up - in the neglect,
And not girls already.
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Three girls at the window
We hanged out with Bodun.
Drank beer, relaxed,
They laughed at the passers -by.
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Girls walk until night
Glued in the parks of grooms.
And then they sob very much -
"There are no reliable men!"
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If free and involuntarily
All girls love in a row
- The heart will become restless
And the soul will break into hell.
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Past the mother -in -law of the house
I go with respect
Then I'll throw her a hundred bucks,
That respect I will portray.
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Lakes went from the hammer,
Rivers, lands and ponds.
Without water, we will be soon
No tudes and nor sedes ..
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People in the city park
They are expressed by obscenities
You will pass through the alley -
The ears bend.
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Only an empty head
He will lead to house-2.
For this, for masturbation,
It is necessary to put 200 enemas!
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I walk darker than clouds,
The head is foggy.
Oh, completely torture me
This porridge is semolina.
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Small rain drizzles,
Zero visibility.
At the stall, the man lies -
Russian real estate.
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Modern advertising -
A very cunning program.
Noise and din are created
In order to poke the trash.
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Resting in "Tretyakov Gallery"
As always, without a half -liter.
I always have enough for me
Quite a quarter.
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Dream dreamed of Natasha
That she is more beautiful all the girls
And how I took a mirror -
From the annoyance she died.
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Anfisa in the head
Tarakanov herd,
With her sore head -
You need to drink less!
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Whatever erysipelas - Piglet,
Whatever the body is a pig.
That life is not a plot
- A pissing ditty.
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Irina has vocal
The temper is steep and fleshy ass.
And Nastya's ass is more modest
But she is smarter.
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If your husband doesn't love you
And I found a mistress -
Put on his face
So that he completely leaves!
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All men are like men
Wives are caressed in the dark
Only an unhappy policeman
It should stand at the post.
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Men do not know how to live
Without noodles and pies,
Without love of beautiful women
And overweight horns.
Funny modern ditties
Funny modern ditties:
There is a bottle on the table,
And the snack - ate!
I will not drink with you
Meet me in bed!
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I drank Kolya three hundred grams,
Pulled to the novel,
I met my wife
And brought her home.
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I'm friends with my mother -in -law
I go to the pancakes.
Come, people to visit,
And there are bones for you.
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Swim a native mother -in -law
I don't sing me
So overfeed me
- The mouth does not open.
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Everyone marvels on the fence
The word indecent.
And the mother -in -law of the son -in -law under the fence
Teaches to drink "metropolitan".
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I have a good reason
To sing ditties and dance.
Congratulations to you, mother -in -law
- You have a good son -in -law!
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Talk about NATO plans
Unacceptable without a mat.
To pacify,
He needs to be matorn!
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NATO dreamed stupid
That Russia has become weak.
It was dreamed, it played,
Yes, and the fig remains.
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Where to get such a song
To listen to the whole people?
So that the mother -in -law with a father is quiet,
So that the wife closes his mouth.
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The girl drank excessly,
Picked up
- Talk about miracles
What dear in his underpants ...
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The women argued on the roof
Whose man is stronger and higher
Proudly said alone:
- I am at the elephant!
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The women argue between the matter
Whose man is a body body,
And Tanka has a husband - like Borov
And has a pig hole.
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The women argue at the parachie,
Who has a more beautiful bra.
Says Masha slowly -
I am good and good!
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In clinics, doctors
Became angrier than gadflies.
Stupid, but rude
Without any reason.
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I wash all socks
I will dig cavrans cod,
And they will go into the sands with water
- Water muddy longing!
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If a ditty seems
Too vulgar - it doesn’t matter.
The main thing is not to lose heart,
So that nowhere and never!
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From ambiguous ditties
The roof goes slowly
And fall from your ears
Pasta and noodles.
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A rooster sings at the dawn,
In the evening - frogs.
And the people throughout the country
- vulgar ditties.
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When you look in a purse
Where instead of money is a bunch of dust,
Do not speak longing: no!
But with gratitude: they were!
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It happens, wake up like a bird
Winged spring on a platoon
And I want to live and work! ..
But it passes for breakfast ...
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Morning melted in the fog,
Kamyshi rustles.
Graceful, like a lani,
Helpers walked across the field.
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If you are pregnant -
Know that this is temporary.
Well, if you are a bald
That is this - forever.
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Oh, dear girlfriend,
We will not be lost anywhere.
We’ll cross the blue sea
And let's go for a walk with you.
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Ay, dear friend,
Dear, you are my departure.
No one will dance without you
Without me will not pound.
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Dear friend,
Do not go dull.
Do not go sad
Be like me desperate.
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Oh, you, Lucy dear,
So I met ...
My heart was ached, my chest hurt -
For a long time have not been seen.
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Come out, friend Masha,
And pacing it soon.
Harmonist familiar to you -
You order the game.
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After all, I appreciate our friendship,
This is all in life!
A friend will not let down in trouble
I am quite pleased with them!
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Friendship is growing stronger every day,
Cool we, friends, live!
It is interesting to live in the world,
You can not bother at all!
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For friends is always a mountain
Only you were with me!
You don't let me down
If necessary, help!
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On the "Parnas" made friends
With Lida, Ksyusha, Tanya.
I engaged in strong friendship
With Yura, Sasha, Vanechka!
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It lives well
Who will learn to be friends,
Everyone will smile at him
Everything will work out in life!
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All the neighbors are friends to me
I will collect them to visit.
- Come to drink tea,
It will be more fun to live!
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On "Parnassas" very amicably
The creative people live,
And you do not need to remind
If the new one goes!
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It lives well with
Who knows how to be friends
Even a hundred problems in life
They will not be overcome!
Modern ditties for adults medical
Modern ditties for adults medical:
And my neighbor in medicine,
Like a white bear on an ice floe.
In his business, he is direct ass
He will cure all of us in an instant.
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I'm very afraid of doctors
Oh, we will get drunk out of fear.
Oh, it’s better not to go to them,
And they can heal.
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And the head physician was a blonde,
From the playboy there is a direct picture.
Legs, priest, bust -Popada,
I am glad to hurt her in a bunk.
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Three injections were put to me,
The cotton wool was soaked with alcohol.
Smear the ass - fu,
I am swallowing from the glass myself.
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Who has a chire on the pope
Or torments hemorrhoids.
It will be necessary to remove the pants
Shine before the doctor of beauty.
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The doctor prescribed me a prescription
E-mine, kilos of sweets.
Like to become smarter,
We must eat sweets.
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The medical examination was canceled,
What was very surprised at us.
And where is e-my
Show the lower linen?
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There is a hospital on the mountain,
We climb uphill we are treated.
How to get better with you
We roll home on the sled
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And in the room number six,
Napoleon and Pushkin are.
Lenin, Hitler and Obama,
And also a vigorous mother.
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We are a hangover in the morning
They drank all the mutat.
Under the injection now in the hospital,
We are smeared with alcohol buttocks.
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I came to the doctor yesterday,
I say: "I want a child."
On sick leave,
The doctor was diligently puffing on me.
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Inviting a guest to dinner,
Suffered by a fish bone.
With pleasure, I will not hide
I would have choked with Cavia.
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There is a hospital on the mountain,
Under the mountain is a reception.
Come on, dear, let's go ...,
Now the night is dark.
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Dandruff her husband lime
Now the thing is a shed.
But how to build up
Something sensible.
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We are taxi drivers with you
We are working like boobs,
It was better for us to go,
Vanya, to gynecologists.
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I'm walking - she is erasing
Black combination.
He threw her into the trough -
Performed an operation!
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The psychic waves his hands,
So attracted attention,
What is in the pocket of Aunt Masha
The wallet resolved.
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Eh, I used to give
On the back and on the side.
And now with radiculitis
Only cancer and I can.
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I put two seals
The dentist deceived me -
He put bombs in my teeth, -
Bitch, bastard, terrorist.
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I came to the pediatrician
Five -year -old Vovochka,
My doctor hurts
Penis head.
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I came to the gynecologist
DRAICH ONEARY:
Look, dear,
What kind of frog is there?
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The doctor looks at the monitor
Doubts torment
What come from
Surrounding in life?
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I explained to my friend
Scientifically about erection,
And now I dig a dictionary -
All about disinfection!
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Something whines the front end ...
Ouch! It hurts and the leg ...
Come to me, my friend,
Field a little!
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The doctor will put you an enema
And the diagnosis, maybe.
Do not look with reproach,
What can not be joked?
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I come to my home -
I am not me and the house is not mine.
In the psychiatric hospital, my diagnosis:
Cleaned hemorrhoids.
Modern ditties about politics
Modern ditties about politics:
Every year very deft
Increase us insurance,
Today is the one who is not a ram
He climbs into our pocket!
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They burn in Courvel,
Very large loot,
Calculate for salaries,
For some reason, it is sunk ...
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Our large reserves,
All the dead load is lying
For the development of Russia,
They are in no hurry to direct them ...
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Us Russian deputies,
It's time to cut it “under the full zero”,
Compared to "aces",
"We are a groove" ...
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Their voters,
The president does not complain
Close only to their own,
It indulges in money ...
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Although we live not richly,
The rent increases,
If it goes further,
All our people will change!
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Every winter in Russia,
National trouble,
Trips the heating system,
Water freezes in them!
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Us the government and the Duma
They forced to live differently
Live in a smaller pension,
But then a little richer ...
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Who haped in the dashing years,
Not at all worried,
He has a capitalist
In the foreign bank it is multiplying ...
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The deputies are rich in
30 thousand (a day!) Patches!
And ordinary people happen
Only on the minimum wage and survives!
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Who was once a bandit
He became a famous banker
He spits on laws,
Raking your income ...
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Alcoholic Yeltsin Borya,
We brought us a lot of grief
Who will tell me why
The "temple" built him?
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The people live in poverty
Hams flourish
And when they leave us,
We build them temples!
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Our people in our country
He does not live and collapse
Look into the hinterland
Unemployment everywhere!
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Our "grandmothers-olders",
To give out orders,
On beets and potatoes,
Learned to survive!
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Call around you around
Slipes are lying around,
And the cops are roofing "business",
They go smiling ...
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Billions for tablets,
Abroad, which is a year,
Could we be a thing of the people
Will we build your own pharmaceutical factory?
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Every boss is not a fool,
Bathes in luxury,
And about those who feed him,
It doesn't try to think ...
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With villains in Russia,
Ceremony for a long time
While the investigation is going on
That criminal will wash off!
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We are currency in the Central Bank
It was not to fade
Russian economy,
She needs to revive it!
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We walk around the world, in the light,
We are with an outstretched hand
And we have our own currency,
Abroad flows the river ...
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What kind of people are those bankers?
You hit them, and you want to cut them,
All the same, they are assets
The herd is driven abroad!
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And take a closer look at travel agencies
What nonsense do they do?
They will collect money from tourists,
And they will bankrupt in a row!
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And in the courts of our Russian,
Interesting things,
We are the story with Tanyushka,
Bone to Karelia!
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Crossed in the country
Our accounting department
It's a pity here are cute friends
There is no trust in her!
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Our common people feeds,
Army of officials,
But in fact, among them,
A lot of criminals!
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Does not want to know ours
Honestly live, do not steal,
What to do? To the rule,
Again, to call us Varangian?
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They say that there is in Russia,
Left and right,
It is more important for us that thoughts
They were healthy!
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I believe, there is in Russia,
Many talents
It's a pity we have no power,
Mental Atlantes!
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Nature gave us
And with reason and mind,
Sorry for politicians with brains
You will find difficulty ...
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All Russian problems
Not allowed in an instant,
Well, those that are overripe,
You need to hurry with them!
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We have freedom of speech,
Democracy foundation
Sorry "People's Princes",
Our friends do not hear a cry!
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Kolomoisky pants
On all sides are equal.
There is a pocket and there is a pocket.
Very profitable deception!
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A lot of candidates
In the dads of Ukraine.
But they all have from the Older
No half!
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Ukrainians with the whole country
They go to the Donbass.
Enough you to suffer like that!
Fuck what will turn out!
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The British for La Mansch
The ass sat down in a puddle.
They are not allowed from the EU
Get out!
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Again Teresa May in parliament
Makes suggestions.
On the hell you, the British,
These humiliations!
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Protestants rebelled
Suddenly in Venezuela.
Very American
They all sang!
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Businessmen are all questions
They were going to solve.
But on the forum, what's in Davos,
They didn’t get it.
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Media about our "Vanguard"
In horror, they were trumpeted.
We are under these pipes
On time and launched!
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World in the west of the planet
Expenses into pieces.
We, despite this,
We think about happiness!
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How much scum has divorced
I can’t believe the eyes
Why the prosecutor's office,
Doesn't it mumble, no?
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In the suburbs, look
Completely palaces, not at home,
I think that their owners,
I was waiting for a long time!
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Burdiaev blurred
Like mushrooms after rain,
It is a pity that these are all the fraternal
We cannot collect them!
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Oligarchs to us in Russia,
Should be kept in jog
Otherwise, certainly
We will find ourselves in 3.14-gle!
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Foreigners say
I personally heard an opinion
That there are no roads in Russia,
There are directions!
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In sports, there is even no dispute,
We conquered the whole world!
Sorry for serious growth,
There is no economy in the economy!
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If there are brothers time,
I'll write you yet
And now, excuse me,
I'm in a hurry to fishing!
Modern ditties about money
Modern ditties about money:
I received a salary.
I’ll go to the restaurant alone
Husband, like a judge, to soap,
I will find a groom for myself.
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I received a salary
I bought a barrel of "sherry".
To my dear Ivan
He remained forever drunk.
*************
There is a salary, there is money.
It is a pity that there is no health.
I gave my honor
Cute with love.
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I received a salary.
I want to tear myself away.
Hang the authorities obscenities,
Struck by society.
*************
I bought a salary
The shoes are very fashionable,
Husband - nails, cable and awl
And I'm sitting hungry.
*************
Where to find the money
Young girl?
Maybe get off my way
Under a thin birch?
*************
I found a solution
Where to find money.
I gave everything to my neighbor.
Happy bearded.
*************
Ah, what a boredom!
There is little money in the bag.
I am a rich cattle
Today kissed.
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And without money there is no life.
I do not trade in my body.
How to take a ticket to Paris,
I'm not stealing?
*************
Where can I get the money?
I rush with my grandfather.
He fell asleep, but what should I do?
I will wake up for dinner.
*************
There is no money, but you hold on
And join art.
From spiritual food, nevertheless,
Slender camp, cultural erysipelas.
*************
There is no money, but you hold on
Only on the even are there striving.
It’s better to sleep for the odd ones,
And only in a dream to eat in three sips.
*************
There is no money, but you hold on
Take a dentist.
Is there a seal? Do not eat half a day!
You’re burying - not to recognize.
*************
There is no money, but you hold on
Sex Excretion, what do you care.
In the elevator sex or hammock,
Will devour all your kg.
*************
There is no money, but you hold on
There are sitting in the toilet.
In the "fragrant" at the station,
The appetite reduces chlorine.
*************
There is no money, but you hold on
And make friends with a neighbor.
You are her sex, in the arms of sleep
In exchange - grub and boarding house.
*************
There is no money, but you hold on
Learn to live economically.
Lunch from three dishes do not burn all,
Leave the side dish for dinner.
*************
There is no money, but you hold on
Learn to cook yourself.
Here from eggs - people do not lie,
You can cook hundreds of dishes.
*************
There is no money, but you hold on
Write down in astronauts
Travel here,
And they give them from tubes.
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There is no money, but you hold on
Smile your wife gently.
"How did you lose weight!"
Everything, the wife for sex has matured.
*************
There is no money, but you hold on
Turn to the forest to the bear
Not eat in winter, suck only a paw,
Teach a club of clubfoot.
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There is no money, but you hold on
Take care of the blanks.
Picking cabbage buckets five,
There will be something to serve.
*************
There is no money, but you hold on
Wash the banks, don't be lazy.
It’s time to salt cucumbers,
In winter with potatoes - a tasty.
*************
There is no money, but you hold on
Run to the polls.
So choose the deputies,
So that the Ecumenical Paradise comes.
*************
There is no money, but you hold on
You are striving to become a deputy.
No need to do not shis
The salary is oh, how good it is.
*************
There is no money, but you hold on
You are striving to become a deputy.
Why do they have a conscience, why honor,
If there is inviolability.
*************
There is no money, but you hold on
Take a closer look at the deputies.
They have such a debate,
To muzzle.
*************
There is no money, but you hold on
You are striving to become a deputy.
You can sleep at meetings,
Or take a walk.
*************
There is no money, but you hold on
Kohl wounded up - sleep.
Monday day is
The rash swallowed - and again alive.
Modern ditties about neighbors
Modern ditties about neighbors:
With a neat neighbor
I live now
How to smoke, so cigarette
Under mine throws the door.
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Katya loves Pepsi-Cola
And hot dogs for a reason,
So the poor thing lost weight-
He will not crawl into the gate!
*************
The neighbor, Tamara
Two bulldogs walk a couple,
And I will look toward the wall, I will press,
Mom, mom, I'm fighting!
*************
“How I got a balsa,”
Vova argues,-
Uncle Max Carogonia,
I get married on Pugacheva. "
*************
My neighbor Nina has
Do not live without a swear
Bend obscene
That the whole hut is shaking.
*************
"I love cleanliness in the house"-
Says earrings
And throws his garbage
Right from the window.
*************
Who has any concerns
My neighbors have like this:
Tanya has five children,
Valyushka has five dogs.
*************
Baba Manya is old nag -
Connected to the Internet,
I forgot about sores,
Breakfast, dinner and lunch.
*************
For a year now
Katya lives without worries,
I gave birth to three children,
I gave all my mother.
*************
Early in the morning for charging
My neighbor runs out -
He collects bottles
Half a liter and lunch.
*************
I am my neighbor Lucyu,
As hell I am fighting,
Does not give a drink in the house,
Immediately with a rolling pin in the face beats.
*************
I won’t go to my neighbor anymore
He talks a lot.
About fishing, about football,
Well, it does not caress me.
*************
I went out only for a moment
I ran to the toilet.
And a neighbor during this time
He drank vodka, gobbled up borsch.
**************
I winked at my neighbor
He did not understand my hint,
After all, I hinted at sex
And he dragged into the film.
**************
They say neighbor Ivan,
Rarely sober and often drunk,
And, as he drinks - a discharge,
Does not go to work.
**************
I want to ask Klim
Why pursues forever.
Navigator, your mother,
It is necessary to tie the eggs.
**************
The neighbors congratulated us,
They knocked on the wall with a fist.
And we are a stool for them,
"Hurray!"- screaming at the same time.
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My neighbor is handsome
Only a pity he is not my husband.
It is not possible to seduce
He only wants to love his wife.
**************
No problem to live life,
We must be friends with neighbors.
You will pour a neighbor in time
You will not find a rat in a pan.
**************
And girls go to a neighbor,
At 22, check the clock.
And the bed creaks, as glorious,
Bear at least buy.
**************
I put the camera today,
Everyone is burning, here's the trouble.
E-mine, dumplings Tyrit,
My wife at night.
**************
And behind the wall of a neighbor,
The girl is a beauty.
I go by, pulling my stomach,
She want to like it.
**************
And a neighbor, Baba Glasha,
The sandwich is smears.
Maybe to the bank, where is the digging?
I want the same sandwich.
**************
Alkashi is full in the apartment,
And there are only four families.
I am a drunk, of course, too
But with an intelligent mug.
**************
Like Montecki with Capuletti,
We fought with our neighbors.
And the children, as they married,
We live so amicably, bend.
**************
Someone pissed again to the door
Take the analysis and check.
It turned out that this is ZhEK
So debtors rush everyone.
**************
Admit who the infection
Nailed past the toilet.
At the time of removal of the port,
Adjust the whistle.
**************
I am alone in longing
There is no one to quarrel with.
Damn, in the dachas all the neighbors,
And there is no one to surrender.
**************
We did not know with our neighbors
They suspected each other.
It turned out that someone's cat
To eat climbs to our window.
**************
You don't have to go to the store,
I went out into the kitchen, eat what you want.
It is important to hit it in time,
And you will find a thief.
**************
The manager said again
The rent will increase,
The neighbors are in shock, and now
To the manager of the door under the door.
**************
The gas is on and the light burns,
The water is pouring from the tap.
There is no sober one in the apartment,
Snoring is only heard.
**************
And in the kitchen communal,
There is always a scandalous neighbor.
Everyone writes complaints - a fool,
So he would have given him a nickname.
**************
Five housewives in one kitchen,
I am the one here idle.
Whose borsch is tastier
I will stand up to that.
**************
I don't quarrel with my neighbors
I praise everyone, I do not argue, here
Because from all gifts,
I get on the New Year.
**************
The neighbor shoots his eyes,
Shouts to the butterfly: "Hello!"
I know from his greetings.
Baba already give birth to three villages ...
**************
I molested my neighbor
I hinted at the intimate.
And he: "What? That's right right away?
Let's talk first first. "
Ditties in modern processing
Ditties in modern processing:
The deputy writes laws,
Hot people loving:
All taxes for the people
Well, the benefits are for yourself!
**************
How to raise industry,
The Duma is discussing.
Running in place for the country
Duma offers.
**************
The deputy is a servant of the people,
Mr., then the people.
Servants are paid as ministers,
And the people live on the minimum wage!
**************
For the authorities the people of Russia
Does not mean anything:
The poor do the poorer
Rich - richer!
**************
I had problems
Yes on critical days.
The main problem
How suddenly they disappeared.
**************
Rushing around me
Six hundredth "Mercedes".
My asphalt rink
More careful, brother.
**************
Milenik and I in the morning
Studied Kama Sutra,
And one hundred ninth pose
We are in coma.
**************
That summer, this summer
He did not wear a body armor.
As a result, this summer
They shot it and that!
**************
The old grandfather read "playboy"
And the old woman asked the old woman
Well, you, old, hid
Beauty under the veil.
**************
I met the cool I
I really like him.
Jacket, ring, mobile phone
And three bullets in the head.
**************
In the elevator I am one teenager,
He suggested touching the pager.
The elevator shook for three minutes ...
Pager - class! But, a small font.
**************
Dear does not kiss me
If I bought "orbit"
He says: “Nonsense!
Better smell from the mouth. "
**************
I had lunch "Knorr" soup,
I have a constipation
And he ate Galina Blanca -
Though insert a mash there.
**************
Women have their own secret,
And the secret is very simple
"Calve" - \u200b\u200bthat is his name:
The husband is from the house - Calve here.
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Once upon a time there were two Ivan,
They did not have girls
Lay down on each other
Only eggs are knocking ...
**************
If you take colored paper,
Pen, scissors and glue
And a little more courage-
You can make one hundred rubles.
**************
My Milenok under the fence
Tampax found a new one,
The whole village was tried on -
He did not fit anyone.
**************
The old woman says to his grandfather:
- I'll go to America.
I will enter a brothel,
I will live with my labor.
**************
Kissed like crazy
Milena with the bushes with me.
Even the jaws are inserted
Clocks in their mouths.
**************
This is what the case happened:
I wanted, she wanted ...
But fate said: no! -
We did not find a toilet.
**************
My Milenok-General
Lie - ordered to push.
I lay down, and he climbed
On me - and squeezed out.
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How good it is for MILLS
And he is wide, and tall!
Me with this and in porn
It is not overdone to withdraw.
**************
How harsh sometimes
Chromosomal affairs:
There, spouse at Petrov -
The black man gave birth!
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I got a guy
Oh, young, so!
And it looks completely green,
It turned out - blue ...
Modern ditties for birthday
Modern ditties for birthday:
We are ready to sing ditties
What a cheerful holiday!
You sing to us too,
Surprise with your hearing!
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On the birthday to sing ditties
One pleasure,
After all, girlfriends are given
To howl at the same time!
**************
You have time to sit on a diet
After a birthday.
And today eat everything
You are without regret!
**************
Mark birthday,
Pour hot tea.
You can also live
So, pour vodka!
**************
If it is taken by surprise
Birthday again,
Then take a loan soon
Walk without regret!
**************
It became dear to us to live
The flippers will stick together soon ...
We will open it, so be it,
On this day of birth!
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Crisis, crisis is sick of
Telik his ears buzzed.
It is better to sing and dance,
Celebrate birthday!
**************
I'm going to the table
Like a restaurant,
There are only delicacies here
Admire yourself!
**************
We give you a gift
You will open it in the evening.
And ditties will come in handy
You will still remember them!
**************
Don't judge that we don't know how
We beautifully sing songs.
We croaked ditties
We must regret the neck!
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The birthday has come
Gode \u200b\u200bflicker.
Only a birthday girl
Ours do not change.
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Dear, dear,
Dear girlfriend,
Congratulations to you
Let's say we in the ear.
**************
You will admire you
Our birthday!
Oh, the disco grieves
For you on Ibiza!
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You are so young
With chiseled forms.
And a crowd men
All lovers go!
**************
Don't count your years
This is all in vain.
The main thing is our friend,
You look cool!
**************
The birthday inspires
Gives happiness and success.
Everyone eats you eyes
The peasants are better than all.
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Admire it to her -
The woman is gorgeous!
A couple of extra pounds -
It is not the main thing for her.
**************
Do not destroy yourself with a diet
On your birthday, eat yes sing.
You are dressed from a needle,
Everyone admires you!
**************
You tidied up, combed your hair
A colorful tie put on.
Prepared treats,
To please the department!
**************
The birthday man is young,
Young beautiful.
Can you take a selfie with you?
You are painfully cute!
**************
Oh, jealous wife,
With a birthday person!
Be softer with him
It will kiss sweeter!
**************
You are a sausage with a cucumber
With onions, horseradish and egg,
Crumbled, tried
I tried to treat!
**************
We appreciated okroshka
The birthday man praised
Culinary, nuclear Mother,
There is nothing to say here!
**************
To visit us for barbecue
Invite the birthday man.
We are for you to the dacha
At least we’ll move on foot!
**************
The birthday man is our fisherman,
He will take a fish for fish!
He is with salty trout
Takes off just like that!
Modern ditties for adults for the New Year
Modern ditties for adults for the New Year:
And we dressed the Christmas tree -
Horror, how tired
And at the festive table
They just fell asleep.
**************
And my girlfriend is Katya
Waiting for a gift boldly
That the car will be rolled to her
For a couple of thousand euros.
**************
And I have been accumulating a sweet year
On a steep fur coat,
But she did not wait
And she went to Mishutka.
**************
Ah, like with grandfather Frost
I want to meet!
My beauty is not enough -
I am paying moonshine!
**************
Ah, Snow Maiden Shalunya,
Both playing and Mila.
Like a real sorceress
I started everyone for debauchery!
**************
Oh, Grandfather Frost,
White beard,
Look at me,
What a young man!
**************
Baba Snow was proud of
The fact that she fell in love with a bunny
The bunny made her a surprise, -
Carrot nib.
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Baba Snow Wall,
That one is tired
Good grandfather Frost
The glass of vodka brought her.
**************
Without Snow Maiden Santa Claus
Does not go to the village.
Who will deliver him home
After all the Christmas trees?
**************
We will jump like goats
Stomp like bears.
Let them remember the New Year
The lower neighbors!
**************
There will be a year as you meet -
He speaks not in vain people.
Last time he fell asleep under the Christmas tree -
On needles for a whole year!
**************
Will be grandfather Frost
Uncle Dima again
Because with a red nose
He walks without makeup.
**************
In the military, forty -eight
New Year in the entire trumpet
The commander became Santa Claus,
And the Snow Maiden is a political officer.
**************
I don't believe in Santa Claus
I'm not a fool!
Who gives gifts to children?
It is clear who is the Snow Maiden!
**************
On New Year, New Year
Borka is pestering me.
He says he loves me
Well, on the contrary, I am.
**************
On New Year, New Year
The boss is pestering me.
Your short report
In my big report fusses.
**************
On New Year, New Year
No one is sleeping!
Each house is old and young
The night is having fun.
**************
In the New Year, everyone goes to the sea.
I will stay ... without a family!
Not for the fact that there is no money -
All the Snow Maiden are mine!
**************
In the New Year, I asked for love
I'm repeatedly
And for this year I ask:
Take it back!
**************
In the New Year
One will end
And the other will begin a year!
Like a bubble:
One will end
Following him - the second will come!
**************
In the New Year, such a life -
Not Pasha, not Mayas.
Two weekend weeks -
Sleep and hug!
**************
In the New Year students
Drunk walks
And the teacher under the table
The notebook checks ...
**************
Go bolder on the New Year
What kind of path you want
And you at any home
They treat them with a pile!
**************
In the New Year to the economist
You need to meet the "three hundred" -
Economically set up:
Half a baton and kefir.
**************
Santa Claus arrived at night
With a clear falcon.
All in the morning in the lipstick of the nose,
Well, all about!
**************
On Christmas and New Year
All under the Christmas tree people
Funny will stop -
Christmas trees will turn into sticks.
**************
Vata put the wool in the bra,
To surprise her husband.
Well, he himself - potatoes,
So as not to upset me.
**************
Funny holiday New Year
From Vladivostok comes to us!
Everyone has long been drunk there,
And they are probably sleeping ...
**************
In the yard we have
Snowman with a panel,
Dark at night is watching
He is our house from the wolf.
**************
Vodka, women, jelly,
Olivier on the dish.
Here the clock is twelve - -
Happy New Year, people!
Around the Christmas tree noise and laughter,
The kids are confused.
Santa Claus snores under a Christmas tree
Intoxicated.
**************
So the New Year has passed,
And the hangover came ...
Calculate all the expenses
For such fun!
**************
Everyone celebrates the New Year,
I am twisting the steering wheel
Can quit his tractor
And arrange a booze?
**************
In the New Year I put on a dress
The most decent
Even dear told me
That I'm pretty!
**************
We all got together -
This is not a joke!
Pour a glass
Those who are weak - on a glass!
**************
Everyone celebrates the New Year,
I am twisting the steering wheel
Can quit his tractor
And arrange a booze?
**************
Thank you all for your attention
It was fun with you
Let's say in a friendly way: goodbye!
We will leave you now!
**************
Everything is ready with doctors
On New Year's Eve:
Shine with a bright spark
From the hemorrhoids of the candle.
**************
Everyone ate, everything drank,
And they forgot to go home!
Everyone is snoring, opening your mouth ...
Here he is - New Year!
**************
Meet the New Year in the bath -
Cool tradition!
If anyone sores -
Splashi in it for water.
**************
I gave all love
Grandfather Frost.
Only ate and saw
I'm with a friend of Seryozha.
**************
Yesterday they dressed up a Christmas tree
And today they dismantled.
Because the New Year,
We met during the night and so.
**************
They were looking for a third to drink,
Santa Claus approached us,
While the vodka was poured,
He took our cases!
**************
They say for the new year
All desires will come true
Just need to drink less,
And then they will be forgotten!
**************
They say that on the New Year,
Whatever wishes
It will be the other way around -
Here's such an ass ...
**************
They say that in the New Year
Everything always comes true.
Even that for the whole year
No one is bought.
**************
Guests ate, guests drank,
And they forgot to leave home!
Everyone is snoring, opening your mouth,
After all, the New Year is for that!
**************
God forbid the snowball
Smooth path.
Santa Claus will come to me
Right under the window!
Ditties modern about bosses - text
Modern ditties about the bosses - text:
I am in half a voice, guys,
About the chiefs will sing.
There is no worse reptile in the world!
(I love my own!)
**************
At least smear the heels with honey,
I will not lick them.
Who is mocking the people
That lousy pig!
**************
Who burns at work
He has a shish in his pocket!
Barely the ends are reduced.
(Boss flew a hundred times to Paris!)
**************
There are such bosses
No shurum burum!
Someone's children "gold",
They do not need a mind at all.
**************
If you can scream,
And you do not like anyone.
So you can in speed
Become the boss. Wow!
**************
The neighbor has a "semer",
There is a great scooter.
At the head of Yegor,
Lexus, Skoda and Fiat.
**************
He works alone,
All of you are parasites!
Do not go on vacation only -
There is nothing to relax!
**************
Where is the work? Where is the advance?
We argue, argue, argue ...
What is our first now?
Who will fail to whom?!
**************
Do not go for lunch!
You don't need dinner!
And the bosses in the office -
Ordered sushi!
**************
And the work does not go -
For what, the creator,
He said everything the other way around
Our employer?
**************
Instead of creative heights,
Instead of new wings -
I am a hundredth report!
It is very cute!
**************
Hey friend, forget yourself -
If you entered the court!
Become iron, the main "I",
Loud and heavy!
**************
Give the boss the moment -
He will make phrases!
The book "Hard Management"
Studied - infection!
**************
Once again we have
You won’t go to the toilet.
The new one was boomed by the door
Did you get a roof?
**************
I won’t go to work
I'm the boss, brothers.
Better in the themes I will enter -
Play with girls.
**************
By the head of the department
I was dry for a week
And I got under the rain,
And again got wet.
**************
There is a boa constrictor, nicknamed KAA.
This is our boss Glory.
We, like Mowgli, in front of him
Everything is trembling with horror.
**************
The boss does not disturb me,
Shaking a gray -haired head!
I caught a louse today,
And he became dissatisfied with himself!
**************
Our boss announced:
"There will be certification."
If only it did not start
Tomorrow menstruation.
**************
The head of the new
Like a bear is disheveled.
The forehead is tall, harsh eyes,
And brains with a pea.
**************
They say the boss - just
Crazy about ninety
I don't believe something
In these superstitions.
**************
Was a boss much older,
I inserted a secretary in the morning,
To make it tuned in
And the work was arguing.
**************
Finally shook ...
In war, as in war ...
The eyebrow pinned, shaved her legs ...
The boss surrendered to me ...
**************
They say that your boss
Loves to shoot "video"
In the Central Internal Affairs Directorate to the authorities
To appear "at the level"!
**************
My boss is not happy with me -
I eat "Kit Kat" all the time
In the meantime, I eat it -
Break. Everyone is known!
**************
At the meeting, the boss ...
Fuck, as if a kettle.
He wanted to scream
No one wants to be silent.
**************
There is fog in the yard -
I won’t go to work!
And I’ll tell the boss that
I got lost in the garden!
**************
I would kill the boss,
Gad, took me out morally.
Competitors dese b leaked,
Those would be nailed.
**************
What kind of jokes are this?
Here is the boss - a comedian!
We all waited for the prizes -
He hung a “black leaf”!
**************
Hey boss, haste
Take an example from Dudakov,
Everything will be fine then
You will be a millionaire!
**************
Drove into the garage "Toyota"
My boss. He did not know,
That I also "worked" -
I drove the boards five cubes.
**************
I decided to shoot my nerves
Our boss is old,
Apparently, he made hemorrhoids.
What do we have to do with it?
**************
And we have chiefs
Not even decreased:
Scolded according to the specific
And how to help, there is no one.
**************
The boss promised me
The position above the roof ...
Here, he brought to the hay -
Climb, they say, Dusya, above!
Modern ditties online
Modern ditties online:
The people are surprised:
Who sings so fun?
Prophery your ears,
I am ahead of me with ditties.
**************
Mascara, lipstick, varnish and gel,
I'm a fashion model now.
But, as before, all relatives
My friend is a neighbor Andrey.
**************
At the fashion school for us again
It's just that there is no time to miss.
I sew outfits myself
Everyone around will go crazy.
**************
We sewed not at random
Our cheerful "school boom",
They put a lot of effort
Even Zaitsev appreciated
**************
Oh, girls-girlfriends,
I am bastard from Andryushka.
But I went to the Miss contest,
To appreciate Denis.
**************
I will inform everyone as soon as possible
I have many friends.
But I admit, gentlemen,
I am without fashion - nowhere.
**************
I ascended the podium
And confidently went.
I know whatever you say
I will conquer the jury now.
**************
Whose one is, whose
Bogachev daughter?
She has a coat in her waist
A chain is on the chest.
**************
Claws,
What did you do?
Babi skirts for clam
Reded.
**************
I rode on the boat
And under the boat water:
White dress was soaked.
I trouble from my mother.
**************
I have a jacket
The jacket is striped.
What do you look at me
Hairy rat.
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Ha ha, haha, ha ha ha.
Why am I, a girl, bad?
Burdovinka blouse,
I myself am a black brown.
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I sat under the window
She sewed the dress with an garden -
Three turning in a row
For Ignatievsky guys.
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I will sew a batista blouse,
I'll make a fold.
I’ll go to get married with a nice one,
I'll make a strike.
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Sweet, Fort!
Sew dress burgundy.
The shelf is not finished -
A needle broke.
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To that, to that,
Black skirt on it.
My heart is a quicker -
Mil looked after her.
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You, my skirt,
The skirt is checked,
I walked one evening
And then for sweets.
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You, my skirt,
Four wounds.
I want at home I spend the night
I want Ivan.
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I'm from a white batist
I will sew a skirt to myself.
I'm ugly on my face
But my character is good.
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I will put on a black hood,
I'll go to the house.
Nobody will regret me
A bitter orphan.
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Tyatnka and mother!
I'm not small for you.
I am the seventeenth year
Buy a silk scarf.
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Manya, Manya, don't force
The black beads are not worn,
Black beads like peas:
Your Vanya is not healthy.
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I used to curl
On the comb of the hair.
And now she is sowing
My brown braid.
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My cabbage,
Finely chopped.
Go away, gentlemen,
I am faded.
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Don't scold, mother, Sasha
For high heels.
It will grow big,
Everyone will love the grooms.
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Our girls spared
On high heels.
And Vaneyevsky guys
In cooked boots.
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I wanted to fit -
Break the white dress.
And my husband is very simple,
Standed on a white tail.
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Open, mother, window, window
Someone is drowning on the river:
In a white embroidered shirt,
And Taglianochka in the hand.
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Buy, mother, on the dress
Try to Kumachu:
The sweetheart has a shirt,
I want one -part.
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I see Misha through the roof.
Why do I find out?
I'm on a pink shirt
By your ring.
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Movo at dear
Blue fantasy.
To what she loved -
This mess.
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Vanya in a white shirt,
A strap for a shirt,
Vanya is little white, pretty,
Isn't my groom.
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My little one has
Dark green troechka,
Dark green troechka,
With a smile of a spoke.
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Shura has a new hat,
Tony's chalp is down
She will dissolve on the shoulders
Walks with Shura at night.
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At the Movo rabbits
Tuzhurochka is short.
I fell in love with him
The girl is young.
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There is a mountain ash on the mountain,
Golden twigs.
Like Vaneyevsky guys
We drank pity.
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When I was dietary
I wore claw trousers,
A straw hat
And a golden cane.
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Oh guys, oh guys,
Scarlet sponges,
Your Galifa is soon
We’ll sew on the skirts.
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The sailor has clashes
It swells.
And a louse
Smarts.
Complete songs are modern
Contemporary songs are modern:
A good player
Play, Vanya-Rozochka,
And I am amused.
If you were in nature,
And I will change.
Dear buttock,
Say a word
Isn't the girl in vain
The heart hurts?
Black brown buttock,
I entered, so love.
Don't think of me
And don't come to another.
I love this time
When the valley bloom
I love this name
When Vaneyu is called.
Good player,
The buttock plays.
My jerk is white.
And I'm a swan.
For a cheerful play,
What I want to say:
Thank you not one
And thanks a thousand
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The buttock is far away
The buttock is far away
Behind the forests of the dark,
Lures me, girl,
Black eyes.
Sincere friend,
Sit near me
We share the longing in half,
Don't yearn either you or me.
The wires blew greatly
From all sides into one.
Bring to the gylyanochka
Though Duma is drill.
I stood in front of the mirror
Admired myself
I remembered how in the garden I
I kissed cute.
She stood in front of the mirror
Either I, or not me,
I looked and cried
Who dried me.
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I walked along the shore
I walked along the shore
The shore is peppers.
Sincere, in love
You have to be ingenuous.
Oh, flying, don't fly,
You can't spend me
I, although young,
I know how to behave.
Oh, dear girlfriend,
Do not hope for the guys
They do not walk from conscience,
Not from the truth.
Sincere friend,
Do not grieve about treason,
Will not change the drill true,
And the windfill will change.
With repeating love
Dear is stuffed.
And I tell him:
Love is not repeated.
Ay, girlfriend, you blizzard,
I am a good winter.
The fly changed you
And I threw myself.
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Ditties of pre -conscription
And you, brother, you, brother,
You, brother dear
And if we are path
Fores with you?
And pre -conscription walk,
Receivers are honored.
And the pre -conscripts will go
Where Sukhona is flowing.
And water flows from the well,
The ice is formed.
And walks very cheerfully
Our pre -conscription.
And, drill, Rueov pillow
Do not put on the window.
And soon I will leave for the army,
Don’t come out.
And remember, remember, dear,
How I got used to you.
And the nights are dark, autumn
He escorted to the house.
And with a front porch
He sat down on the horse.
Waved a blue glove,
I went, drill, me.
Modern children's ditties
Modern children's ditties:
Ant Sortone
I met the path.
And while he is a pity,
I was late for the lessons ...
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Mom woke me up:
"Get up quickly, son."
And I turned to side
And I overslept one lesson!
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Late reason
Roma will quickly compose:
Then saved from the wolf Jan,
I found a meteorite.
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Vova to School Late
Explains simply:
- And to study, Mar Ivanna,
It's never too late!
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I went to school on the way
Moving his legs a little.
Here are the steps. Here is the threshold.
Then the lesson ended!
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Kostya walks after Ilona
Every day he tries
Waiting for him Ilona
Suddenly admits love!
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At school I fell in love with Zhenya
For beautiful eyes.
But then I fell in love with Sasha,
Here is such a dragonfly.
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Petya Katya pounded
- Even healed:
Lupil,
Maybe he fell in love?
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In a love lesson
I read prose.
Suddenly the earring came up
I gave me a rose.
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Masha looked at me
I shone with happiness,
And when I winked at me
I stumbled and fell.
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Every day it goes into battle
My friend Kolya.
But studying does not go
That reason - Olya!
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