Ditties to a man - cool, comic, mischievous, with humor: the best selection

A collection of fun ditties for men.

Ditties for men - the best selection

Dithes for men - the best selection:

It was once a matter
I got a millennok in the eye.
Kohl is staring at the younger,
Let it and not offend.

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My Milenok once
He bought a color palace.
And now at night and day,
There will only be sex on it.

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Without the dowry, after all, here
No one takes married.
How to outwill the milena,
To marry him?

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My Milenok, this is necessary
He brought the “award” from Moscow.
Gave in the face with the heat of the heat,
Now we are treated for a couple.

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I'm standing at the crossing
I can't decide.
Only on dusa, only on the clave,
Or not to marry at all.

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In a clearing near the river,
I will find a cool place.
I want a nuclear on my mother
I have to lie down with Milena.

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We shared real estate,
The member and eggs did not forget.
What to him, and what is pancake to me,
We will learn only in court.

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They say it's bad
Like, what a muck.
When the husband goes to the left,
Alien woman is joy.

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I'm not at all eager
Conscience is observed.
Let the man go to the left,
If the women like it.

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My husband is a senior engineer,
Everyone in the factory is an example.
And in bed for example,
Two sizes are not enough.

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My neighbor calves Rostite
And the cow finishes.
And his wife is all day
He builds a virgin from himself.

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Once a rich general,
I invited me to marry.
I only need his hut,
And a decent salary.

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I am a little horns
Once I attacked.
The pleasure is big
I delivered myself.

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I'll bake a big pie,
For a family holiday.
Promised sex today,
A peasant is a prankster.

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Like our Stepan
The legs grow from the sofa.
Because our Stepan,
Grounds into his sofa!

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Like ours, Vovka,
Carrots grow well,
Because (between us),
Fertilizes them with snot.

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Like Lysoy Ivan
Baba cries very strange
Groans throughout the district,
“Good!”- shouts to the spouse.

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Like ours, Pashka,
All shirts leaked.
He decided to get drunk with grief
At 65 I went to marry!

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Like our Matvey
The belly grows stronger.
He went to the doctor yesterday.
Losing weight. Come on ... gave birth!

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Like ours, with Mishka,
Two intrigues happened,
Michael is now a tramp,
He smears the bruises of a body!

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Like ours with Vasya
Baba quarrels all week.
Cucumbers or cabbage,
Vasya with vodka under the snack.

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Like our seeds
Tears flow not salted.
Because our Semyon,
He drinks the purest moonshine.

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Like our Andryushka,
Muscles are like two pillows.
How did he pump them?
The feed was probably ate!

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Like from our maxim,
Something rushing is unbearably.
Garlic and tobacco,
If only he brushed his teeth!

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Like our Cyril,
A woman with a belly came in.
What is our Cyril from
Walks angry like a crocodile?

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Like our LAKSEI,
The battery flows.
He now copies to the fins,
Waiting for when he completely flooded.

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Like ours, Rodka.
Whatever women, then ugly.
They say that Rodion,
The men are now in love!

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Like our Petrusha,
The wife of the “pears” was pumped up.
He goes to her in love,
(Or rather in silicone!)

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Like ours, the genes,
All the veins deteriorated.
So as not to crumble,
Gene is treated with grass!

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Like ours, Roma,
Rarely everyone is at home!
So guy, nothing
But with the head Bo-bo!

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Khariton is our lawyer,
He became in jurisprudence.
Grandfather loved to give in the face
Here you have a trend.

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They say that a bullet is a fool.
Well, I think this:
Who shoots at the living
Calls a fool!

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Someone loves stars in the sky
Take a look from the balcony.
Well, and my friend and I love
Stars on the runes!

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The son shoots from a slingshot
The husband from a cannon fades.
I shoot my eyes
In those who are past seeds.

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Eh, chlobytnu grams of three hundred
I will love a militarist.
And he does not need me
He has a grenade in his pants.

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Better to lie with a tractor driver
And I will take care of pure.
There is another weapon,
All on the platoon, combat.

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My lover-lift,
I have to listen to him.
I obey implicitly
General wife!

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Oh, how much I love
I am Major Yashka.
How he will come to him,
Vodka in a cap!

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Previously, the girls were katal
On a dashing tachanka.
And now on helicopters,
Yes, even on the tank.

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I shoot at the target
Extremely easy!
It seems to be aiming at the Yabloko,
I get into »Milk!

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We go to the charter,
We get up according to the charter.
Farwing according to the charter,
We drink vodka according to the charter!

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Being a military-good one!
And the contract is cooler.
I would go to the military
Only at home is better!

Cool ditties to a man

Cool ditties to a man:

Milena has a phone,
Clushes endlessly
It was fishing yesterday,
Know the mermaid calls.

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The husband ruined fishing,
I grabbed a box of vodka,
He left fishing rods at home
There was not enough strength for them.

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On fishing, my core,
I could not pull the fish.
Only I took off her underpants
The fish crawled out.

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My dear came from fishing
I put the ear.
What he caught ruff there,
I imagined myself.

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Ah, today there is no bite,
My husband is sitting in reeds,
Says that he catches fish
And they listened - snoring.

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Olga threw a fishing rod,
Without a worm, an empty hook.
Sharped Schuchar
She ducked to sleep on a barrel.

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Our Egor is under the net
Puts a bucket of tank.
There are no so many fish in the pond
I am twisting at the temple ....

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Fedot has a pike in his hands,
Here is a catch, so a catch.
If you eat like this without us,
It is worth calling doctors ...;

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And Roman Belugu drags
In the fisherman, then your mother.
For such a catch of girls,
It is not a sin to raise a glass.

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And Fedotovna Yersha,
She carried from the river slowly.
At least the ruff will sing a song to her,
The poor fellow will fall in the ear.

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From the helicopter Uncle Fedya,
I looked for fish in a pond.
The fish in Tina buried,
Sitting quietly not gu-gu ....

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I am the other day a bucket of ruff
I dragged from the market.
And the ears were slapped,
And I did not wet my legs.

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Grandma Dunya swung,
Two buckets of worms drags.
Fish dinner anticipating
It squeats with pleasure.

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Glory like a diver,
The spaceship in the reserve.
From the depths of any ruff,
He will drag it slowly.

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The matchmaker bought a boat in installments,
The network now catches herring.
Here is entertainment,
And import replacement.

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Zhenya boiled crayfish
There is a beer and vodka here.
Wow, with such a glorious snack.
A liter of vodka can be eaten.

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I smoked at the river
Fish is a whole basin.
Then she gave a little to the little one,
And more than one rack ...

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Akulina, well, fisherman
She does not care that the pitching is in the sea.
Waiting for a hook to fall
Appetizing peasant.

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And Dimon was fishing with Nyura,
But she didn’t be a fool.
He waved his tail,
And the catch washed all.

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And Semyon gathered friends
I did not boom for everyone.
He made his ears already a pelvis,
And there is a beer in reserve.

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They ate a ear on fishing,
They drank vodka clearly.
The house was barely kind of
The catch was forgotten in the bushes.

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I bought fresh fish,
The ear was welded to the sweet.
And then from fishing, the bastard is like that
It only wears fishing rods.

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Fishermen caught fish
We saw a mermaid
So that she does not drown
They threw her a stick.

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Fishermen caught fish
They drank vodka-house
And they sailed into the village
Jamb for spawning.

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Once I caught a catfish
With one aunt
What are you, if you eat
Hove is mustachioed, you do not take it.

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The men caught fish
Drying with a net
And they caught pike perch
With a clumsy muzzle.

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Guys caught in the river
It seems to be Beldyug
I wish I can catch on the stove
It seems to be a girlfriend.

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I walked somehow with a lean
The waves are beating hard
This is a sterlet with a cigarette
Fighting on Meli.

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I'll start a stream
One thick knot
Maybe some girl
He will hook for him.

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Girls in the lake bathed
And played like
Dangled for a long time
Their double floats.

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I detained me on the river
Somehow evil opera
I just showed
His favorite popper.

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The men cooked the ear
With a skinny cod
They felt the belly
With a dead longing.

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I will lead in a whirlpool
The boat is fucking
And I will put a nonsense
The girl is smart.

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Babs sailed along the river
Strange movements
This is their one fisherman
He fed stones.

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Once I put on fishing
Lakov boots
I immediately pecked at them
Seller Zinka.

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I planted a bloodworm
And he caught a roach
To put this
To catch the woman.

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Caught women crucian carp
On the linen dough
And they caught Mikhay
For a sore spot.

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I'm standing on the shore
Fishing rod in the arc
Nearby, Zhinka helps
The fish scares the fish.

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I'm a mermaid by the tail
I tried to keep
Baba sailed forward
Only the tail remained.

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Along the foggy river
A brave brake sailed
He wanted to catch pike
But he forgot to take the tackle.

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Vasya lying by the water
He peered at the lake
They drove imperceptibly
There are three bulldozers from behind.

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I put an end into the hole
Failures configured
The well turned out to be there
I left upset.

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I caught a ruff yesterday
I thought for a long time slowly
And why do the ruffs peck
It’s better to call dad.

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Past the mother -in -law of the house
I don't go without jokes
Then worm in the window of Suna
Then I will show her a plug.

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I walked in a river, reed
I saw Baba Golyak
I thought how not to frighten off
I turned - just horror.

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Why are the girls floating
When I sit with a fishing rod
Costs a box, stands a plug
I myself can not resist.

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Carp me on the lake
I drove for three hours
In general, it was incomprehensible
Who caught whom.

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I caught a ruff yesterday
I thought for a long time slowly
What a fishing in a puddle
The maggot is good.

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New grandfather Frost
Generous in the cold
Extreme sits on ice
Wipes tears.

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For a long time I tried in the hole
Take a mermaid
I did not manage in an hour -
He threw all the fishing!

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For a long time I tried in the hole
Take a mermaid
Zhinka does not let me in
More fishing.

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I walked on the river bank
I hear someone groans
And this is a fisherman pike
Spinning is muddy.

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For a long time I tried in the hole
Take a mermaid
I took a trunk with three hooks
No wonder I'm fishing.

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Ate meat and ear
The whole week
Oh, the mermaid is good
In culinary business.

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I'm standing on the shore
Fishing rod in the arc
On the hook huge som
Only my dream ended.

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Book a fisherman
Predatory piration
No more for love
He has desires.

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The men caught fish
On the guy wheat
And they caught three pen
From one firebird.

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My millennok for acceleration
I drank a liter of moonshine
And went to the hayloft
Take a trawl on fish.

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I don't go fishing
I cherish my beloved
I cherish very much
I keep it in a tube.

Funny ditties to a man

Funny ditties to a man:

You will play us this
To take the legs to jerk,
To all sorts of Soplinos
They did not jump before us.

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I don't know how to dance
I just run.
Harmonist young
I will do respect.

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Oh, comrade my eagle,
What have you brought me to!
Brought to the forest of the dark
To the house of public ...

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I'm walking around the village
The path is the road.
I will marry then
When the bull is giving away!

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And we do not smoke a comrade
Bread, salt is not eating
We don't go far,
But we are not sitting at home either.

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You, you, brackets,
What are you scumbaging!
They wanted to beat me for a long time -
Yes, they are afraid to start.

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We are hedgehogs guys
We have knives in our pockets.
Knives are not accurate
The guys are not chopped!

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Ninety -nine times
Let's go through the village.
Really for the hundredth time
No one will give us in the face!

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Our street is wide
Wider than the Shaksninsky port!
We are daring guys
Right word, first variety!

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We were told robbed
New dining room,
They dragged the cook
The healthiest!

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I flew out of the Nagan
Black currant.
I have a bully
The homeland in the Urals.

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I was born in the Urals
My mother in the Urals.
I learned in the Urals
Firmly kiss the girls.

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My Milka fell ill
She ate a barrel of cheese.
A tie -liner
Inflammation of the gut!

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I didn't fight eight months
Fists are rusted.
Just went out of the gate -
The lanterns were instructed.

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I go out in a pure field -
It is whole to me.
Eh, earth, mother, mother,
Let me resist!

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And we have thieves in our village
Tailed tomatoes
Grandfather Petrus tore them
What I'm afraid to say.

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Break, break down,
I want to break ...
And in truth, you can tell you
And I want to fight.

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Kinzhal has a pen Ala,
The handle curls like a snake -
I'll start a big fight -
Help, dagger, me.

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The company gathered us,
Rainty fellows!
Who has no shirts
Who does not have boots!

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Oh, stomp, leg,
Do not regret the boot
Tyatka will sew new ones
Or this will be added.

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We wanted to beat us
On a high on the mountain!
Yes, you didn’t run into those
We sleep on an ax!

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We are hedgehogs guys
We have knives in our pockets.
Who will touch the hedgehogs
He will receive a knife!

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I put it with an unfamiliar
I swim along the river
But I can't moor
With a stick, a husband on the shore.

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I was beaten, pounded
Everyone was striving in the eye.
Guessed on the shoulder
And I stand and laugh.

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We are wearing guys
We have bricks in our pockets.
Who will touch the pier
He will receive brick!

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We have a good harmonist,
We will not betray it!
Seven in the grave is driving,
For him for one!

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Tear your arms your legs,
Tear my tongue
I will not say which village
There is a pregnant man!

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We wanted to ban us
Walk on this street.
Oh, prohibitions,
Do you want in the face?

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Walked the village - the girls were sleeping,
Getting into an accordion - stood up,
Got up, woke up,
The windows dissolved.

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From the prison window
I will water the rose.
Let the warders go
A walk!

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You dance, dance comrade,
Ground fractions.
On my girl
Do not turn your eyes!

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They shot from the nagan,
Bullets touchy!
All the guys ran away
We were the two!

Chanceters jokes

Chancet male ditties:

We drive ourselves, we drink ourselves,
Come in, we pour you.
We will drink and congratulate everyone,
And we will insert an enema to the enemies.

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Grandfather's grandfather expected
Bake, cooked, fried,
Moonshines two buckets,
I put it under the table.

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I'm going to kuma on dumplings,
I take moonshine with me.
When sober - it is very sad,
And how to drink - groovy.

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Vodka is our everything,
We can’t live without it.
After all, both in joy and in grief,
We drank, drink, and we will drink.

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Wait, do not rush
Let the vodka bread.
And not without recharging
You can stretch your legs.

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I scream, but he does not hear
Vumsmerty is drunk and barely breathing.
You need to ask: "Will you be you?"
This is the only way to wake him.

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Better swill vodka!
And not observed.
To her, mushrooms and herring,
The snack relies.

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Vasya threw vodka to drink,
He began to speak in Turkish.
Sex wants or eat,
Not a damn damn understand.

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Quarrels, squabbles, we forget
While we drink together,
And the vodka will end when
It’s time to start the fists.

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Like plywood, flew by
Very in a hurry.
The store was closed,
Without vodka, B strangered.

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We caught up the moonshine
A lot, liters two hundred.
All the neighbors ran up
Do not come, at least crack.

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The warriors came to us,
And they didn’t get drunk so.
Like power, but to the dramadan,
Shout -"still mold in a glass."

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Pling, burst the coil,
I am not used to overloads.
Let it get used to the infection,
Well, I have never swallowed once.

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The grandfather announced the grandfather,
I went to Kuma for a conversation
Grandfather beasts from jealousy,
The moonshine warms the soul.

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The moonshine stocked up
And they climbed onto the hay.
Yes, with such a sugrev we, we,
We can drink here until spring.

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Serenada sang Demyan,
Until I was drunk,
And how vodka began to drink,
I could not even speak.

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Undress, go through.
Remove felt boots
If vodka was brought
Pour it rather.

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Boots leaked,
They are already asking for porridge
Sweet vodka drinks without demand,
Without a snack, even.

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How were the first,
Already in a liter in a burn.
Did not calculate the strength
And they vomit all night.

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Moonshine is better than whiskey
And with a snack in two sausages.
This is right already a banquet,
I drank and no happier.

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Brazhka rumbled violently,
I climb into the cellar - snack there.
Cute tractor parks his
Right now I pour it into a glass.

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Divorced the mash to eat
So that the whole family is enough.
Guests are full, guests are drunk,
Only I did not have enough.

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I have one care
Children, husband, family, work.
And my husband has a darkness of worries
Vodka whips, eats and drinks.

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It doubles in my eyes
Two wives - do not fall.
Yes, perhaps it is necessary with vodka
Do not part, but skip.

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I don't drink tea without crackers
And vodka without a snack.
Drag the cabbage and mushrooms,
Eh, Gulin in Russian.

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And Jamshut got drunk in Zyuzu,
Hugs right now Marusya.
And told me - you know paradise
We have sex here, and you - walk.

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Sveta watered everyone
Without a snack, as a sin.
To look better
I eat grass from a compost heap.

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The flask was brought to the helicopter,
Slostly devastated.
Well, at least we are a pilot
I did not pour a fool.

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Seryoga is a guitarist,
The moonshine is three hundred liters.
And in the cellar of the barrel
Salt mushrooms.

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The neighbor has it, I know
Alcohol mashine.
He drives him at night,
And instead of oil, he pours into the salad ...

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I met Vera at the barn
What hides behind your back?
Op, vodka! A whole liter.
I am isolated now saliva.

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Andrei told me yesterday:
"Milka, pour vodka."
Wait for a discharge,
After all, it does not get up from vodka.

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How lazy the millennoks
He just sleeps and drinks vodka.
Master's debt, infection,
The fifth year does not give.

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There is a glass on the table
But there is no vodka in the house,
Here is the trouble, it will overdo it,
In a neighboring gastronom.

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Milka pricked me
With caustic words,
I will drink vodka with grief,
In a quiet, behind the stove.

Funny ditties men

Funny ditties men:

Swim, comrade, song,
It doesn't sing to me:
My left leg
It doubts something.

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A tractor is traveling around the village,
The tractor driver walks.
Who has a lot of ditties,
Come to us with a bag.

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Girls, use,
Have fun,
And my mother
While protect you!

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We could not sleep for a week
I didn’t get drunk, nor are it eating:
We have long been with you, girls,
I wanted to dance.

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I came to the gylyanochka,
Immediately jumped out onto the circle.
As a cutie saw,
The accordion fell out of the hands.

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Soon dear will come,
So I will say hello:
-Hello, garden berry,
How is your health?

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I'm starting to sing
I apologize:
Throw the seeds to click,
Stop smoking.

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Swim, my dear
It doesn't sing to me:
I got out of the cart-
The mouth does not open!

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Tow it, my friend,
You and I are a couple.
You eat under the balalaika
And I'm under the guitar!

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Swim, my girlfriend,
I will go to you and me.
Cheerful ditties
Underfective friends.

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Road my friend,
Sell, don't discourage.
Givety any head,
Just don't open your mouth.

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Songs to sing - legs crooked,
The voice does not give a dance.
I would go to visit Milka,
I don't know where he lives.

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Give a circle, give a circle
Let me take a walk!
I don't have Matani -
There is no one to be afraid.

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Girl Brava came out,
In the spit, the tape is scarlet,
And the other blue
Choose me, dear.

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I'll go dance -
Already the floor crunches.
My body is young
God will forgive me.

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I'll go dance
On the straw
Remove, people,
On the side.

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Swim, peas,
On the road.
Let's go dance
My knife.

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Pasha's Day, Pasha, Pasha,
Dance, dance, dance.
The girls will say: “Well, give
Pash, dance and sing! "

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Eh, strapy, leg,
Yes, subtract a friend.
Do not regret my leg,
In a boot of a boot.

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Oh, girls, trouble,
Wear the skirts.
You are cold in winter
Frozen the knees.

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I’ll go, I’ll go on an oak tree,
I will go out into the gusty forest,
And I hear not far
Milka is a delicate voice.

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As I hear your voice,
The heart is in a needle in a needle.
The heart is in a needle
I can't stand with the other.

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Harmonist, harmonist,
From the kitchen a cook.
You would not be with us,
If it were not an accordion

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More fun, play, accordion,
More fun, buddy, sing!
We are fighting guys
I am alarmed by your peace.

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Thanks to the harmonist
Thanks twice.
For a good game
And for black eyes.

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Harmonist for the game,
I’m boiling for the game
Three salted cucumbers
And the girl is the best

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On the chromium belt -
Big decoration.
Dear player
Honor and respect

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Harmonist for the game-
Blanket and mattress!
Blanket and mattress
And marry - 10 times!

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Oh, thanks to the harmonist
Three hundred, forty, fifty
Two goats four chicken
And eight piglets.

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The harmonist gratitude
For a wonderful game,
He was smoking, hesitated
I can't catch my breath.

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Harmonist for the game,
Well, for me for the dance,
Harmonist one hundred rubles,
And I have a sheep of a bunch.

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Harmonist for the game
Thirty -three medals
And on the back and on the chest,
So that everyone is seen.

Ditties about men mischievous

Oblings about men of mischievous:

We have two troubles in Russia,
This is not the first to hear!
The first is not to be overlooked for us
I would cope with the second ...

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Lada smashed -
Under Land, the cruiser landed!
If a fool, then be trouble ...
Follow the traffic rules!

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School head teacher Gleb Ilyich
The old Muscovite is repaired.
If I hadn't climbed to school,
That Mercedes would repair!

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Aunt in Chevrolet is going!
Only not enviable to me -
Chevrolet fig,
This is a new Niva!

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Very brazenly presses on gas
The king is dear, Big KamAZ ...
And the drum-gamadril
The strip did not yield!

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Lada New Kalina,
In three Camet from the store,
Having demanded, the motor has stalled ...
The buyer is almost dead!

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The eyebrows crawled to the crown -
The kid is Range Rover!
Without a mustache, a face
Know - a cool dad!

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Here's a new Peugeot
Awesome diet!
The steering wheel is dashingly
On the little finger of Bruck!

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What kind of turtle?
"Militia" small -leaf
There are exactly five girls in it,
It is unlikely to push more ...

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I'm almost in the knockout -
Old grunt on Audi!
Well, why is she grunt!?
I also want Audi!

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The pot -bellied cop slowed down:
"Show the document!"
I present Xiva
With a beautiful photo!

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These passions!
I'm going on Mazda!
I hold the steering wheel with the left,
I write this crap with the right!

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Putin is traveling on Kalina
From Khabarovsk to Chita,
Apparently, he personally wants to poke
People are this car. Surprised ...

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He treats envy syndrome
Only a Japanese auto industry -
You will look like a jaconde
Managing fast Honda!

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The company gathered us,
Rainty fellows!
Who has no shirts
Who does not have boots!

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Our street is wide
Wider than the Shaksninsky port!
We are daring guys
Right word, first variety!

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Break, break down,
I want to break ...
And in truth, you can tell you
And I want to fight.

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I didn't fight eight months
Fists are rusted.
Just went out of the gate -
The lanterns were instructed.

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Oh, comrade my eagle,
What have you brought me to!
Brought to the forest of the dark
To the house of public ...

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I was beaten, pounded
Everyone was striving in the eye.
Guessed on the shoulder
And I stand and laugh.

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And we do not smoke a comrade
Bread, salt is not eating
We don't go far,
But we are not sitting at home either.

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I am so, I and Syak,
I'm a squirrel.
Why not dance
With this girl!

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I am so, I and Syak,
I am a foot and leg.
How I planned to love -
No one to kill!

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How beautiful the girl is
And a brown braid.
I would like this girl
For dark forests.

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How beautiful the girl is
And blue eyes.
I would like this girl
For the blue seas.

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On a smoking piece of paper
I will draw money.
I invite you to dance for a couple
Young girl.

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Who has what bath -
I have Osinov.
Who has what kind of girl -
I have beautiful.

Original ditties about men

Original ditties about men:

I work while working
I'm not afraid of work:
If the right side is getting tired
I'll turn on my left.

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Girls do not like me, -
I am a black man.
Love the girls, -
Mom will wash me off!

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I walked and hugged everything
In the field, the stump is birch.
I thought my dear
In the jacket of pale pink.

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I came to the gatherings
Girls Semya are peeling.
I asked to my knees, -
Planted on the ears.

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Eh, comrade dear,
Paul in the stove with the head:
Tamischiki, cakes -
We eat with you.

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I walked with a forest, haymaking,
He fell into a puddle with his nose.
Brothers, pull me out
I die in a puddle!

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I did not climb the window myself,
My uncle planted me.
I did nothing there,
The pot was poured.

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I am today
I got lost on the stove.
He looked west, east,
The force went out on the six.

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Thank God, little by little
I began to get hold of:
Sold the house, bought a gate,-
I will lock myself.

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On a cheerful festivities
In that edge behind the spring,
I fogged me
The old woman is a pan.

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My Milka was married
I was hidden in cast iron,
Slammed the lid
Almost my eyes burst.

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My ghosts were married,
I was hidden under the bench.
I, the boy, did not come up, -
He looked from under the bench.

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Tyatenka, buy a horse,
It’s boring to live without a horse -
It was harnessed a dog
Yes, the dog does not run.

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I wanted to marry Nonepha,-
The foal stood out:
A calm head
He did not command to marry.

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They married me without me
I was at the mill.
Discharged - feasted, -
I chopped firewood in the forest.

Ditties men with humor

Ditties men with humor:

Girls, sing, girls, sing,
Girls are fun.
The price for you is one penny,
Girls - do not be angry.

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Why are sweets sweet?
They have sugar on them.
Why are girls smooth?
They have powders on the top.

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Like Sumynovsky girls
Do nothing
Only curls curl,
They run after the guys.

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Our girls - for chorus,
To work-somehow.
Powns will be bought for a fifty dollars,
There are a quarter themselves.

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Like Zhukovsky girls
Basco dress up;
They do not know how to pour in a whole, -
They are going to get married.

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What are you girls on a turf
False each other for each other,
Farm by each other
Are you looking for guys?

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My sincere comrade,
You look at the girls:
The neck pulled out long,
They sit like cranes.

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Samovars boiled
The girls wanted to marry
And the guys do not take -
Girls roar with a voice.

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Why are the bushes thick?
No one will cut them.
Why are the girls evil?
Nobody loves them.

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Now new rights
Girls saw firewood
Twenty -five years,
There is enough firewood for the whole winter!

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That you are girls standing
Will you hatch your eyes?
You have nice crying
You don't know that?

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The girls used to be treated
Sweet sweets,
And now they are treated to
Only cigarettes.

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Today the mills do not grind
And the fats will not be interpreted.
They say that now girls
They do not take care of anything.

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The girl sat in the sieve,
I went along the lake;
In the middle of the lake
My legs froze.

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Like our nyushka
Cleanliness in the hut:
Cockroaches on the walls,
On the floor of the frog!

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Fresh fish - six cents,
Stain - perch on a nickle.
Old girl - three kopecks,
Young is a quarter.

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Our Zinochka, with a basket
I went mushrooms.
She got down from the road
It was not tudus.

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I will plant my Sudarushka
In an ant potent:
You grow, grow, Sudarushka,
COUNT DAY VIKE!

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My black -eyed
Longed for a long time:
I didn’t stop in kvashnoye,-
Holded around the edges.

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In the White House on the balcony
Fresh fish was fried.
I am a little girl, a hand
She was stinging the uterus.

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I am swallowing swearing
And I will hang it on a wander.
You are weighing, my mother,
On Monday all day.

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And Milka and I parted
On the edge of Tsaritsyn.
Before that, they were aimed at
I took the police.

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I have a cutie Masha,
She lived behind the river
I wanted to see
In the residence of the one swam.

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Eh, my dear,
What did I offend you?
I bought you a scarf
He himself was left without a port.

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You are dear - I'm sweet
You are blind - I'm a curve.
Look at us:
On both of them are one eye.

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You are Ryabay, I am a pockmarked -
We kiss you!
Let people run across
How ricks kiss!

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My dear is beautiful
Only the mouth is small:
Two rugs frightened
Cast iron with porridge is small.

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Sitting Milka on the porch
With an expression on the face.
And the darling
It occupies the whole porch.

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My Milashki
Curls curl to the eyebrows:
Beauty one hundred percent,
But there is a lot of fools in her.

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I escorted Nastasya
Only once kissed.
I had to take shape -
The paint is not washed off.

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Oh you, my dear,
You are so Beautiful:
Half - blue,
Half - siviva.

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Buy, pitch, carriage
New fashion - without wheels;
Swatch, Tyatenka, bride
New fashion - without hair.

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Oh you, my dear,
I will console you:
I will buy a bunch of rolls,
I will visit you.

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I have Milashka Masha
The needlework was:
In the sieve of cows,
I drank tea from my pocket.

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Good for you, comrade,
The uterus gave birth to you
And me-fucked aunt
The uterus was in the city.

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There is no trait, there is no mother
From whom was born?
I'm with a curly birch
The leaf fell down.

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I will take the harmonica two -time,
I'll go to dance to the tune,
Chicken will scatter
All from the collective farm street.

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I flew along the flyover
To the concert to the star of the stage.
So beautifully flew -
In the morning he became a star himself.

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I drove along the road
Going around all the thresholds.
Suddenly, the red light turned on
And the traffic cop will send hello.

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On the way to Leningrad
There were no barriers at all
Only someone with a gun
I aimed at me with greetings.

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The intersection of two roads
I could not go through.
The steering wheel to the left is the steering wheel to the right -
I hear from the booth the screams "Bravo".

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I went home to the oka ...
Suddenly, I heard the wind of the howl.
How fear turned around
So did not return home.

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My thick wallet
I could not raise.
The full tank of gas has taken -
The wallet became a fluff.

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It was recently abroad.
I wanted to marry there
But he gave the bride to them -
I exchanged for the car.

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We bought a car
And for three years they grieved.
Fucked auto-creditor
CASCO was stupefied - money stole!

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Leather interior car
No one will appreciate it.
Give people luxury -
Spread the tires with the skin!

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I sold the car yesterday
And bought a large tire.
Sorry, it is impossible the opposite -
No one takes the tire.

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I took place in the basement -
Again the policy was not given to me.
They say that at the helm
There is not enough half a ruble.

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The inspection passed -
The equipment doused the equipment.
For shampoo, the money gave
And he instructed with a coupon.

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Changed the oil in the car,
And the candle completely went out.
And from new gasoline
Rubber pierced.

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The Zhigul repaired eight times -
The benefits are zero and money zero.
I will repair for the ninth time
This shitty autovaz.

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I shout to my wife: “Zin,
Pour gasoline soon! ”
For a long time, the woman flooded
And there was less gasoline.

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In an accident, a snowdrop is stuck,
Having entered a jeep entered.
I looked at the chamomile -
The Pestle steering wheel sparkled.

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He brought three girls
And he got into the site.
Like, there are no licenses;
And I had to give a coin.

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I rode for a long time in traffic
And with me my family.
As I brought everyone to the house,
The youngest son has grown completely.

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I met a new year in traffic
Different people.
For a whole year now stand ...
Avtodor, edren's mother!

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We go, drive, go, go
And we will not come.
All Moscow is red red:
To everyone who is driving, khan!

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Gets out of the bushes,
Boasts with a stick;
Take money from me,
Only in vain is trying!

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I disappear in the garage:
I go with a woman in neglect.
They bought Kruzers,
Now both are without pants.

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I am all the car,
And there are no accidents at all.
Life, of course, is good
But there is not a penny.

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For a long time the policy issued
And he missed something.
I looked closely - there is no sadness:
They just didn’t enter the mother -in -law.

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I am a mother -in -law for a car -
The stupidity made a bad one.
Whatever you say, everything is wrong.
I’ll be silent, probably ...

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My headlight car has -
Like beautiful eyes!
The body is new, not old
And in the order of the brake.

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My car has strength -
Forty -eight horses!
The color is beautiful-dark blue

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And a deer on the front!
My car has a name
Like a river to gurgle!
You are with your money
Do not want to buy?

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They told me the traffic police
To change the first -aid kit.
So I'm to the bumper on the cable
"Ambulance" tied.

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Girls became from rubber,
That would be such a transport!
Rolled by car -
He took out the cork and folded it.

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If there would be no vodka,
We would not drink too much.
If there were no radars
The traffic cops died.

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I was lying under the "Cossack",
Regulated the "collapse".
Lighter than one hundred pounds of straw
Take it to the hay.

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I dreamed for a long time the other day
Snakes are poisonous.
Let the traffic cops
They meet only well -fed.

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How to make a hole in the floor,
It’s not for me to teach you.
If the brake suddenly refuses -
You can slow down the heel.

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I'm on a paid parking lot
For a long time the tank parked his tank,
All the touched for the "Zaporozhets",
The brand new tank crumpled.

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I scored a cow of apples,
On a birch chews them.
Let them put the inspection
Fifteen years ahead!

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I paid fines for three years
And again I’ll go to pay.
Let them pay you in the traffic police
For a good ride.

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The birch cones hang,
And the earrings on the pine tree.
Let the spikes on the tires themselves
Grow in winter.

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Let the markup on the fence
They will make it conspiringly.
Do not be shy to take a fellow traveler
Young, accommodating.

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Go on the morning on the tram
There is no interest.
I wish you a wheelbarrow
Cool than Mercedes.

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If the battery is dead,
Not these or missing.
To the bridge rear pedal
Scroll and go.

Ditties men to uplift the mood

Ditties men to cheer up mood:

I say to all my friends
What I want to be an astronomer.
I don't like to sleep at night
Better to study the stars.

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If, Petya, you later
You will be a deputy
Then your diary can become
A terrible compromise!

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- Pity me, mommy,
Let me miss the school!
- Well, son, there is a director,
You must be in place!

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I decided that nothing
Engage in boxing -
I will become a dentist
Everyone is afraid of him.

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Vovka boasts of the guys,
That he will become a lawyer.
In the meantime, not a lawyer
He pounds everyone in a row.

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I want to be a scout
After all, I have become resourceful and dare.
Mom hid sweets,
I scouted where - and ate!

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Finally up to ten
I learned to count.
And now the judge for boxing
I can certainly become.

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I will become a haircut master
And I will avenge Lariske -
I cut it to the boy
And then I will forgive.

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I go to gymnastics,
I eat only once a week.
I will tell you a secret:
I want to become a model.

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I'm friends with a tractor driver
I go to help him.
The tractor driver drives a car
And I'm sitting next to me!

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Women are fools. Women are fools.
Babs Razy people:
Then they build "chickens" to us,
Then pour the brine in the compote.

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We are walking around the village
"Gifts" to the girls we give out:
To whom - a son, who is a daughter, -
We must help the homeland!

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The bull of two heifers fell in love
He drove into the forest “walk” with him:
From such a "novel" -
The whole grove is broken ...

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Walked and sang around the village
Baba ... hefty,
Well, who cares
That the song is "frank."

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The women quarreled with Gavrila,
Like, he sticks very much ... with force,
And Gavrila in response:
"I have such ..." subject "!"

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Oh, whom I fell in love
Oh, in whom I crashed -
It's like without a knife
I took it, and I got into it!

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I love a little bird,
I wear a wand with me.
And if I catch a checkmark,
I will put on a "wand".

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It’s not time for your home
Honey ... Elena,
Why do you like this:
With the "bump" ... to the knee.

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My Milka is the roof of the wing ...
And, by chance, it fell off -
While she flew down, -
Forty times ... to tear.

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I squeezed Milka at the fence, -
I missed it, I could not catch:
Having lifted the skirt, it’s easier to run,
What, lowering the pants, jump.

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My Milka is just a miracle
Do not hug, neither raise:
She has two pounds "buffer".
And the "trunk" ... as many as five!

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Oh, you are my dear,
You ... like a queen,
I went to me all the time
And gave - "to the left."

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Oh, you are my dear,
Well, from what - sad?!
I am a doctor ... confirmed:
"Er reception is normal!"

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Me today, between the legs,
It became very fun -
Milka to me, on my "foule",
The bells hung it!

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Because of the forest, because of the mountains
Egor came out,
Horseradish took out and showed
Then he tied it to the ass.

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Asterisk fell from the sky, -
I still can’t believe it:
flew between the legs
... And, like a mouse, moves!

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The chicken fell from the sky,
Right on Herr - a rooster,
It became pleasant to the rooster -
Shouted: "Ku-ka-re-ku!"

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Like our Miron,
A raven is sitting on the “horseradish”
as a crow "picked up" -
Miron has "hell" ... gets up!

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I will not boast, girls, I won’t:
I will plant, ... so I will plant it, -
I will not reach the stomach
So, I will use the kidneys ...

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Time shifted, for an hour -
Bustle ... on the "Globe":
Previously, "horseradish" stood in bed,
And now ... on the bus!

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- Mila mother -in -law, what was she brewing?
- Sweet son -in -law, only mushrooms.
- Mila mother -in -law, from this food
"Fuck" ... will not stand on the hind legs!

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Past the mother -in -law of the house
I, without jokes, do not go:
then she will stick a fui into the fence,
That ass - show her ass.

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How to grab you by the legs
I will drag you into the bushes -
well, do not "tear" on the road,
"The Queen of Beauty"?

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Like ... on the island of Buyan,
The men fought "fui":
Before that they whipped -
Only the eggs remained!

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- Give me the accordion in your hands -
Golden ... planks:
"Mandavoshki" grabbed
I am from one ... citizen.

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- Well, let them live
Fun ... and amicably:
Paul- "Fuechka" will bite off,-
So you need! ..

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In Russia, spocation of centuries,
There were many fools ...
But today fools
How - Tatar regiments!

Ditties on February 23 to men

Ditties on February 23 to men:

Treatment for you!
All products are just a class!
I have been to the bazaar in the morning ...
I bought it for the table.

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Here is a cocktail from wine ...
I brought you myself ...
Everything for cute for men.
After all, there is no reason for sadness!

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That's already a barbecue ...
Pour cognac ...
Congratulations to everyone ...
We hug strongly very well ...

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Tomatoes, cucumbers ...
You are relatives ...
Well, rather at the table!
Oh and strong male floor!

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Here are the girls and for us
Orange juice - class!
To drink vodka ...
Give white dance.

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The berries are from the girls ...
Everything for ours for the guys ...
You are all well done with us!
Our Motherland are sons!

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I am vodka and cognac!
You will not notice you like!
It is necessary together at once!
And go all of us in dance!

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Let's drink standing for those who are not!
Who saved us with troubles!
On the gap always went to the enemy!
So that there are always free

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Our bright holiday is the Day of the Defender of the Fatherland
Everything progressive meets humanity!
Not progressive - let it grind your teeth.
Victory will still be behind us!
Happy holiday of everyone!

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Congratulations, congratulations!
I am sculpting the lines from the heart!
I declare the site men -
I love you as authors!

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How good!
Your prose and poems!
Read, engage in,
Laughing, loading ...

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Men have one care
Friend, car and work.
All hot ardor for them.
And the family is a reliable rear!

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You are your beloved
Holite, cherish.
So they would love a family
How are you sick with a car.

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In the morning all the gates are wide open,
Fishing again, hunting again ...
Return at least for dinner.
In the house we need a man.

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You ask you quickly
As success in children,
Which class study in
What topic is spinning in ...

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Think slightly
Do not fly into the clouds.
Do not go side ...
Drive after your wife!

***********

My husband is such a gift -
A pair of purchased socks.
And I did not forget myself
I bought a bag with a fur coat ...

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Congratulations, congratulations!
Kiss on the grid whores!
I wish you success in creativity!
Strong spirit in the ranks!

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I will give my Milena
On the day of the militarist
cowards like ala bang, -
Let it be proud of yourself!

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Oh, what a good day -
Militarist Day,
After all, dear in his underpants
The gun is already breathing!

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Oh, today a day off, -
Militarist's Day.
Let me capture
Dear, - frolic!

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She escorted the harmonist
In the army to service,
Well, I met a tankman,
He offered me friendship.

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And I love the pilot
I'll marry him,
The pilot flies high,
Protects me from above.

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And my pilot Nikolai
Everything kisses me
I to him: "It's time, take off."
And he is indulging.

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I love the colonel
I will not cheat on him
He is the best in the world
Stars on the uniform shine.

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Our glorious infantry
On the parade ground the outlets tears,
Screaming songs to icot
And they walk back, forward.

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Sailors are serving
It is worthy of the seas
Enemies will not pass anywhere,
The back of the country is calm.

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I fell in love with a sergeant
And she was faithful to him
I divided all the hardships with him,
I became the general.

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My Milenok is tanker
The tank is managing
He is both cheerful and speech,
In the tank clamps.

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You, America, Europe,
You and Russia are not joking,
Five with a bare booty
Do not pass by the tanks.

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Milena is a sailor,
Oh cool car,
He will not break from the hook,
I am his sailor.

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And the Georgian president
It barks to Russia,
We tear off the eggs at the moment
Then he finds out.

***********

Our army is strong,
Powerful missiles,
She always repuls her.
Remember the enemy.

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Who will come to Russia with good,
We will meet with bread, with salt,
Who will begin to wave the sword,
We put those on the stakes.

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I'll break my dear ones
Heels today.
Congratulations to you dear
Golden men!

***********

I learned from Putin
That the birth rate has fallen.
Eh! We will blunder like marchings -
So that there are men!

***********

So the salary is not happy,
And the costs are great.
Eh! What for us to live richly
So that there are men!

***********

Read on the Internet,
That the drills will dry.
On the shoulder of the problem, these
So that there are men!

***********

Hearing went that soon
Mavrodi will go to the country.
The roofing felts are great -
So that there are men!

***********

Today they ate all the potatoes
Colorado beetles.
We need a little
So that there are men!

***********

I would sing and danced everything
I repulsed the heels.
But as if tired
Sorry men!

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Happy defender of the country!
Pull your pants
Smile wider
For the world to be in the world!

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Men have excitement -
This day is special -
Defender Day is not a whim
A gift from the Motherland!

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Men have excitement -
The army was remembered
He was the father of the guard -
The heart was full of happiness.

***********

Men have a stir,
The mood is cheerful!
Give the sea, give the beach -
Knee - black!

***********

Men have excitement -
The day will end soon,
So heavy family experience -
I really want to drink ...

***********

Men have excitement -
From his wife - an unimportant guard:
Who served, who did not serve
I still poured myself!

***********

Men have excitement -
Pushing bottles!
It will be hard tomorrow:
Will crack in the back of the head ...

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Men have excitement:
A hail jokes is pouring!
From ditties already mandrazh -
They are in such a quantity!

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Men have excitement:
How is our holiday!
All to tears is solemnly!
Thank you, women!

***********

Men have excitement:
The tongue is barely moving
He was smelled, got drunk -
I can’t believe it yourself!

***********

Men have excitement -
Tired of order,
And we have a dashing turn -
The holiday is only at the beginning!

***********

Men have excitement -
The night is already ending!
And the wife is a heavy ridge -
No, it doesn't work ...

***********

Men have a stir,
Well, I have a rage:
The tongue is already braided
Stop fooling around!

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The fatherland of the native
There are defenders of their own
We are an aggressor of anyone
We exterminate the extermination.

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Destroy the decalpers,
We swallow any dregs
And clean the battlefield
From something else.

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In smoke - tobacco poison
We sincerely incinerate
We are in the battle for the state
We love the smoke of the fatherland!

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Irrevocable losses
Enemy army,
Not believing in amazing,
Among us will go to count.

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Just know, our homeland,
We, your defenders,
Having tried everything, fearlessly
We will accept new battles!

Ditties for a birthday to a man

Dithes for a birthday to a man:

Let the pockets drop it:
In the sense - money is a whole pood,
All beauties dream
To fall asleep with you!

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Eh, once again
We knocked out the cork
Overturning our anniversary
Yes, a complete stack!

***********

We wish you on birthday,
So that fate does not go around
I gave a lot of money
And gave you my wife!

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The birthday man is near
His suit is inhabited!
A little shirt inside out
From the excitement did not dress!

***********

You live, don't discourage
Up to 100 kayfui, walk!
You will live up to 100 - call
We will celebrate the anniversary!

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Let the wind of change
Will bring an iPhone, Kayen
And a cottage in the city -
Live for a long time expensive!

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The phone does not stop
From calls and SMS.
Birthday raises
Interest in a person!

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I want to congratulate you
And pat on the shoulder.
Let them give you gifts
Like Yakubovich.

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I'll go out, go out in a pure field,
I'll look at the steppe distance.
For funny dances
The birthday man is a medal!

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Kaloshi swim along the river
Four pieces in a row.
Let all the horoscopes
Only joy promises.

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Our handsome-an ironic,
He is a philosopher and politician.
Understands everything
Even cope with the nail!

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We wish you on birthday,
So that fate does not go around
I gave a lot of money
And gave you my wife!

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Jubilee booklets
I wrap me with a film -
In each dozen portraits
My little one.

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At San Sanych Zastole -
He hit fifty.
Although he is bald and pierced,
He loves to walk with girls.

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We want you, Vanyusha,
On a birthday to wish,
To make a lot of money
And so that you can dance.

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We sat in the evening
Beer was amused.
That would be our anniversaries
They coped every year.

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There are many anniversaries today,
Anniversaries too
But we will congratulate that
Who is more expensive for us all.

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I go out to dance to a circle.
Move away, dear friend!
I wish the anniversary
One hundred friends and one hundred friends.

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Birthday - childhood holiday,
Though you are fifty
We will give a rattle
You will play it.

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Raspberries are growing in that forest.
And there are mushrooms.
I wish you bucks
How in the garden of leaves.

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I go out to dance to the circle,
Move away, dear friend!
I wish the anniversary
One hundred friends and one hundred friends.

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I wish everyone a cutie
And you are a fashion model.
If the key forgets at home,
Then under the door will crawl into the gap.

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Steamboats, steamboats.
Oh, you, steamers.
Let them go back now,
My friend, your year.

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Eh, once again
We knocked out the cork
Overturning the anniversary
The stack is full of us.

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Who is the closest to the bottle?
Pour the birthday man!
We drink for your health
And you drink for friends!

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We saw the anniversaries
Different in different years,
But people like this, nimble
Never met

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Jubilee booklets
I wrap me with a film -
In each dozen portraits
My little one.

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Blizzard is angry behind the window
And the snowflakes of Kuter.
It's good when you are forty
Good - when winter.

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Who is the closest to the bottle?
Pour the birthday man!
We drink for your health
And you drink for friends!

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Do not swear and don't get off
On our anniversary
We will pour you a moonshine -
It will become more fun.

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The doctor pulled out of the kidneys
Garden stones.
Let you have stones
Only precious.

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We all congratulate you
And we wish, as always,
Happiness, joy, good luck
And live to a hundred years.

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I'm sitting on a log,
I look at the sun.
And you, my friend, wish you
On the sea lie down the beach.

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Forty years - what kind of date,
Only half a life lived.
We wish to live richly
So that I would like and could.

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We all came down the mountains
And steep shores.
We wish you happiness
And two bags of gifts.

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Half a century has passed
Fifty since then
How I fell in love, how I got married
How I live with you alone.

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There is a man in the team
We have very good.
Sprinkle ditties to you
The birthday man is dear!

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If it is taken by surprise
Birthday again,
Then take a loan soon
Walk without regret!

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I'll give you, friend,
Yellow swimming circle.
I pouted it to you
So that he does not sink in vodka!

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The birthday man is young,
Young beautiful.
Can you take a selfie with you?
You are painfully cute!

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Oh, jealous wife,
With a birthday person!
Be softer with him
It will kiss sweeter!

Ditties for a man's anniversary

Dithes for the anniversary of the man:

Well the boy is dancing
And laughs at the whole hall.
Who is so young
Did you write it to anniversaries?

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Don't think about the years
About the time lived,
You are a man - just ah!
With a bald head on a number!

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The birthday was celebrated
The competition was held,
Uncle Fedya won,
Under the table fell faster.

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You are a sausage with a cucumber
With onions, horseradish and egg,
Crumbled, tried
I tried to treat!

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Birthday - childhood holiday,
Though you are fifty
We will give a rattle
You will play it.

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Be beautiful, be healthy
Eat pasta.
Be fearless and cool
Like Sylvester Stallone!

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Candles are on the cake,
AD
Don't count how old
Our majesty!

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I congratulate the man
With an annual anniversary
To the light of the birth.
Well, for the birthday!

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You are cool with our guy
And today is the anniversary!
We will give you the money,
So that you fly on vacation!

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A picture hangs on the wall,
In the picture is a sailboat.
Let you need more
There will be a syringe and a thermometer.

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Why is there somewhere with a cry
Everyone runs like a fire?
Because a friend (brother) beloved
Today will be a jubilee!

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So that you do not walk on foot -
I will give a car!
You will travel to the Oka.
Guess, in which hand?

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I ate and drank
I almost gave birth directly!
I will eat more and drink more
To pay off the gift!

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I turned to the State Duma
With a proposal one:
To make your anniversary,
All -Russian weekend!

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Make your lips with a bow
Make the edge of the house
On birthday you will be your own
The sweetest gnome!

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We appreciated okroshka
The birthday man praised
Culinary, nuclear Mother,
There is nothing to say here!

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30 years is not a deadline,
Although the whole fluff fell out!
If there is no gray hair
You are not old yet!

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How to congratulate we were in a hurry
Happy Birthday friend,
So the gifts drank everything,
We ask for forgiveness!

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A birthday man without a mustache
There will be a goal, like without panties.
You always wear a mustache
We are very used to them!

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With a breeze, not knowing worries,
In the elite strip,
Rush, everything is sweeping away,
On the chic Chevrolet!

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Who is the closest to the bottle?
Pour the birthday girl (ku)!
We drink for your health
And you drink for friends!

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Helicopter Raven from the Christmas tree
Knucking his propeller.
I wish you, dear
Become the second Rockefeller.

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We congratulate the man,
And pour glasses.
To make it and live
To love and could ...

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The birthday man, take care
Body, soul, nerves.
Let them rustle in your pocket
Dollars and ears!

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We wish you on birthday
Highly bag,
So that it is full of rubles
A trifle, but nice!

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They rode all years
Like dashing riders
Not a few years - fifty
And still pranksters.

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Our spool is small and dear
He is famous everywhere,
If all friends have gathered,
There would be a full stadium.

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Coal is needed to
Maintain combustion.
And friends are needed for what
To drink at the birthday!

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You are a man, of course, cool,
What proved more than once,
You are doing all things to be a waybill
And in the feast, - just ace!

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On your birthday go to the bathhouse,
Fained with a broom, my friend!
And the girls will help
They will run to the light!

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Birthday, birthday,
Sausage, herring.
Make us the culprit of us
Dear vodka!

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To visit, we wish you
Wherever you want more than once
And today, congratulating
Give vigor reserve!

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We are for you today
Let's drink sweet vodka,
So that there is no hole
In a family boat!

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The harmonicon plays well,
Good heel knocks!
Kiss the anniversary
For his gorgeous look!

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Give what to the anniversary -
I don’t understand in my soul.
I'll give a postcard I
Yes, I'm a greedy pig.

Video: ditties by February 23 for boys and men

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