A large selection of ditties for women and girls - for holidays, raising mood.
Content
- Cool ditties are funny
- Comic ditties to a woman
- Funny ditties to a woman
- Ditties about women are original
- Congratulations to ditties to a woman
- Ditties to a woman colleague
- Ditties for retirement women
- Ditties for a woman's birthday
- Ditties for an anniversary woman 40-45 years old
- Ditties for an anniversary woman 50-55 years old
- Ditties for an anniversary woman 60-65 years old
- Video: ditties for the anniversary. Woman - 50!
Cool ditties are funny
Cool ditties are funny:
We are funny girlfriends
We’ll sneak ditties now,
You do not judge us strictly,
Support with ovations!
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We are young girls,
We love the boutiques cool
Hungry every day,
But we are fashionable!
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We sat on a diet
Together we thought about years,
I will dress my swimsuit
I will go to sea foam!
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Every day I am in the morning
I am doing charging
I'm going to the refrigerator
I am almost in a jail!
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My Milenok is to me yesterday,
Give me a ring
What will I say to my husband?
Oh, the heart hurts!
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They came off at night in the club.
In the morning at 6 o’clock I came,
For two hours I rummaged in my bag,
So I did not find the key!
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Oh, girls yesterday
I ate cabbage
I thought the chest would grow up
But still empty there!
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My beloved promised me
Rest in Jamaica,
He is already the fourth year,
Walks in one T -shirt!
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I want to fly to Paris,
Well this is a prestige - prestige!
Get your friends
I'm in Paris, not in the south!
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If in the army served
Girls metropolitan
We would have crossed the dresses
Border trousers
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Uniform of the recruit
In the army they gave me
There was no stocking in it
We sobbed in chorus
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I took up the rifle
How to keep I don't know
On the exercises in the fields
I shoot my eyes
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The foreman of the training company
I carried out the briefing:
“Who is the bed poorly,
He will go to board! "
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Slippers with a number were given me
I can hardly be comfortable in them
I got up from the wrong foot
I would better have heels
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They offered for some reason
Full to shave
I raised braids all my life
It is not good!
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The recruits we became,
We are in a training company
The command day has come
Manicure in the flight
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Drill we taught a step
We went to the parade ground for half a day
I like lezginka
But I'm already weaned already.
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Read on the Internet,
The whole epic on a diet.
I have one hundred kg in me. Beauties,
It is necessary to demolish the scales in the scrap.
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They say about the neighbor
Like from the moon fell,
Doesn't sit on diets
Dumplings eat and lard.
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Oh, don't hang me noodles,
I'm sitting on a diet.
Pasta,
There is no inspiration.
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The neighbor told me
How can I lose weight by summer.
We need to eat one cabbage,
Well, sweat in sex.
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The girls are now insolent,
We sat together diets,
There are no boobs and there are no priests,
I am an opponent of those diets.
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Do not scold my son
That he did not buy gasoline.
You are on the diet today,
Ride on a bicycle.
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I will give advice on how to lose weight
Behave like a bear,
Saw the whole paw for the whole winter
You, like a bend of a clubfoot.
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Klava told me yesterday,
That she has little place in the house.
Klava, I say: “Home,
Eat less, and drink more. "
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Milka moved off the coil,
Stopped eating cheesecakes.
There are no boobs now at all,
And they were envy for everyone.
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After the third flew,
Milena and I are before bed.
Excellent sex - hungry,
Five kilos flew off the belly.
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Morning, don't open your eyes
And I already dream of a sausage.
In a dream, burst before lunch,
Very fashionable diet.
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And my friend Olya.
Exclusively eats standing
Wants to become slim as a doe
Just losing weight before our eyes - look.
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Suddenly the mother -in -law says
Like she became crowded in the hut.
He gave her a booklet,
"Losing weight - one hundred diets."
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From the depression of Lyubash
Eats cabbage, not porridge
Obviously wants to lose weight
And puff with the cute on the stove.
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The girls are all ready for spring,
Put the updates.
So that there is a male interest,
Perhaps you need to throw off the weight.
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Sveta dreamed of a girl
So that there is always a feast on the table.
And now you can see it,
And he drinks kefir on a diet.
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Brought to the Selpo with us,
Pineapples for the fifth time.
Improve the shape of the figure,
And without any physical education.
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A glass of vodka and candy,
Very glorious diet.
Fantik sniffy, drink vodka,
And under the degree of Baldey.
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Ivan decided to lose weight,
Already threw off three hundred grams.
Threw off trousers and panties
I put eggs on the scales.
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And Lidushka, wow - slimmer,
I got into a mini-skirt.
That's what the diet means,
And then the chairs cracked.
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I will not go lose weight to the doctor ...
I want to be a fat woman.
The past husband hugged me
He broke three fingers about the ribs.
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In the New Year we drank,
The very least sober up.
We sit together on a diet
And for this you need to drink.;
Comic ditties to a woman
Comic ditties to a woman:
A raven is sitting on a bitch,
Nobody gives cheese
And I sat in the girls,
No one takes married.
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How many times have I raped
So as not to give before the wedding.
They don’t take it yet, what is to marry
Well, I will vegetate in the girls.
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40 years old, but there is no husband,
I am a free woman.
Pick up, men,
I am hungry to love.
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40 years old, but there is no husband,
Oh, the heart is stinging.
I found one the other day
So to remove the pants is shy.
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I got a guy
To visit the seagulls.
So that I would take the pants more likely,
Poured cognac.
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You have a ward mind
Very glorious, it is necessary.
But the brain seems to be shot
Kohl did not want to get married.
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I got a guy
He is quickly insolent.
I broke all the products in the house,
Even a cactus, in shooting.
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You sit down with me, my friend,
Don't be afraid don't bite
I really want love
And I'm all in the girls.
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I am not married,
And the hunt is very
For a long time youth passed,
Here's a life autumn.
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But I don't sit at home,
I wound the curlers
Where would I find the heart of the lad,
Oh, he warmed up on the chest.
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Oh, dreams, my dreams,
Yes, girlish suffering
The peasants pass by
I have no attention
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I knit and embroider
I can bake pies
In the meantime, I dream, I dream
To lie down with a man in a bunk.
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Where would I find such a husband
So that my shopping is respected,
I would not grumble in the store
And he gave money and did not grieve.
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Where would I find such a husband
So that in any work you need
Built, sowed and mowed,
I have to wear money.
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I gave Miles a handkerchief,
I have already traced
If she gets married,
I would agree.
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And the matchmakers do not go to me,
Maybe a mug of a crooked
I'm afraid to look in the mirror
Suddenly I will bite with horror.
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I really want warmth
At the battery of the village
Start a peasant,
Let him warm my body.
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The neighbor told me
How to attract a man.
Admire them, praises,
Somboil, prepare the Perink.
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I hint you everything
But you shut your ears.
I'm waiting for a proposal to marry
And with candles dinner.
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I have one care
Hunting me very much.
Peasants - oh, oh, oh,
They bypass me.
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What did the words say in vain
I spoke my teeth.
You can't marry cute,
And he persuaded in the bed.
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You go around me
You drive a round dance with others.
Tits, priest, all with me,
And you again went to another.
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I sat grief
Eh, my happiness, where are you?
Dear does not get married,
Only goes to eat cutlets.
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What should I do, what should I do?
How to lure Milena?
Pies, or pancakes,
Or what between the feet?
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Under Seryoga a tractor driver,
Dad made a bed.
Mother already sewed a blanket
And he does not want to get married.
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Again autumn comes ...
So the rain charged.
Dear does not want to get married,
Like women - he is a moron.
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Stas started Shura-Mura,
There are only Amuras on the mind.
Marry, bastard, does not invite
It only hints on the intimacy.
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Dear grandfather Frost,
Make me off to tears.
Like if I can "plaster"
He will take me to the Snow Maiden.
Wow the final
And I'm still waiting for who would get married.
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The cats are scraped in the soul,
They never take married.
Guys, open your eyes,
I'm Alyonushka, from a fairy tale.
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I will stop suffering
Somewhere at eighty -five.
In the meantime, I want love, sex and attention,
And I hope men, to your understanding.
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When I was young,
I didn't want to get married.
And in ninety they do not take,
I don't know the matter.
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All in caring for the people,
I am glad in Ukraine.
Here is the law of penetration,
It was created without delay.
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That very serious law,
The country is puzzled.
He is on stamped paper,
You won’t send him on ...
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Is there a law, but what to do with it?
There is a law, but what to do with it?
How is it reading in real life
Apply in each bedroom?
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Young men,
Clear - stunned.
And without sex for a week
It seems to have been sitting.
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There is love, was and will be
This is not a discovery.
But how to distinguish violence,
From the joy of intercourse?
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So that to whom to penetrate the body,
In sex or feel.
Permission for this,
First you need to get it.
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If I want sex,
I shout out the window about that.
To know all relatives,
I have sex with consent.
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Husband and wife go to bed,
Act of consent to the bed.
So that ecstasy is in full strength,
We need an act three or four.
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Oh, the law of all puzzled,
Men have a question.
I should take consent from the lady,
To kiss on the suction.
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Here is the exchange, what is work,
The announcement gave.
They say witnesses are needed
At the beds of the whole country.
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What kind of chaos is this
What a disgrace.
The husband does not caress his wife
The act is waiting for consent.
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The family has been married for many years,
And the wife has one answer.
Only on the check of the fur coat of the new,
I’ll write - I am ready for sex.
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The husband bought a car to his wife,
Because not a moron.
Act of consent for two years,
He firmly starked.
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What kind of chaos is this
What a disgrace.
The husband requires a wife
Printing an act of consent.
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Husband in tears, wife in sorrow,
There is no sex that year.
As an act of consent signed,
So the husband does not get up.
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The husband gave his wife a signature,
Act that I agree for sex.
But or not,
Alas, it is not yet clear.
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In the country's printing houses,
What kind of Kotovasia.
Everyone is stamping day and night
Acts of sex consent.
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Here the lawyers started up,
They already feel navar
The girls will reach for them,
After meeting random steam.
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Grandfather's grandmother scolded
He says - “Come on, come on!
I signed the act of consent,
Well, rather bother. "
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If the house is multi -apartment,
Then of course, sex is stable.
The second process at the beginning,
The seventh was already finished.
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If the house is multi -apartment,
Sex on every floor.
Sex schedule of the precinct,
For a month I must know already.
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We are in our panel house,
Of course, let's say for you.
Five directly to the mark,
Where behind the wall bed.
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If you have sex with consent,
You clap your hands.
If forced sex,
Then stomp with your feet.
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The law will have to be observed,
He is serious sex barrier.
Let him teach him by heart,
Schoolboy and millionaire,
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I sang ditties to you
About the law of love, which is.
Who does not comply with it,
He really can sit down.
Funny ditties to a woman
Funny ditties to a woman:
I lay down on the hay of
Hay hollows the ass
All the same in Russia it is better
I don't want to go to Europe.
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We looked on the telic
How gymnasium students frolic,
And we have on the hay of
More, porn artists.
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Milka sewed my underpants
Yes, the size of something is small
To take it more precisely, the measurement
I will drag it to the hay.
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We kissed you
Late night under the pine.
And then on the hayloft
Sex shock was implemented.
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In the summer we are on the hayloft,
What just did not do.
Tried the same on the stove,
Bricks got out.
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My neighbor and I faded hay
The shock moved already.
If my husband tried so hard,
At night it would not be up to sleep.
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I kissed Milenk,
And he raised his skirt,
I didn't mind
She led to the hayloft.
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I'm in a stack with one man
I’m smoking for five days.
Sex of course, this is cool,
But the hunt is already eating.
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I played out with Serge
And it was - inexpensive.
The hanoval was trembling for three days
I did not get off my dear from me.
I am swinging to Milena again,
I want to become happy with him.
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Stepan's day of the hay,
I celebrated Milenk.
Sex has saved this
They equalized the hay of a stack with the ground.
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One girl in a stack
Sitting quietly, not gu-gu.
Past Seryoga will pass by.
He will drag him in a stack.
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Dear travels on the combine
Hay knit on baots.
On such a bale, perhaps,
I'll give Mileyna now ..
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One girl on the field
The hay is in the stack of a big row.
I was lying in the stack to the dark
Apparently waiting for the sweetheart.
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The girl went across the field
I found a pretty stack.
That stack on the field is good for everyone,
It is a pity that two are already breathing in it.
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Last time on the hayloft,
We did not do the current.
If the guys have not come today
We did not leave.
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And my friend is Nata,
Always Senu is very happy.
In hay dives a fish
The peasants seduces there.
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They made a bed from hay
The mattress was filled with hay.
And how sex - the bed creaks,
The neighbors beat into the wall.
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Milka climbs on a shock
Then on this, then to that.
How it climbs, here are those on,
The shock walks.
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And the girlfriend Nadia,
With a peasant lies in a stack.
Nehren to go to the sanatorium,
Kohl sex in the hay is getting younger.
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Archaeologists today,
Someone found an organ in the hay.
Women already rushed from three villages,
Husbands who were not found at home.
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One in the village of Babenki,
The halarbone is cool, already horror.
With a bar and with a jacuzzi,
To relax after sex.
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And someone's wife with a rake,
He goes to the cinema between the rows.
Looking for a husband, a bastard, ran away,
He did not come to the hayloft.
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My girlfriend Svetlana,
The hay mows is very zealously.
Loves a stack to- five to five,
With Mileynok, lying there.
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The heels of the hay are visible,
And the size of forty -five.
Whose husband is there, women guess,
Did you come to wave?
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Dragged into the shed of the hay
This is a type of hay.
I sent a master class to YouTube,
How the girls entertained there.
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The chart of the dances is set,
Clearly time, who is for whom.
Who wants to turn out
Brazenly climbs under the wove.
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The moonshine stocked up
And they climbed onto the hay.
Yes, with such a sugrev we, we,
We can drink here until spring.
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How gets dark - come out,
And grab the snack.
A liter of vodka with glasses,
They are already waiting in the hayloft.
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We bathed on the lake
Cute jumped from the tower
Oh, the elastic band burst,
Lost panties.
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Dear swims in the river
Without panties, well, light.
The fish thought the worm,
They tried to eat, so and Syak.
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I want to plunge in the river,
First, the scabbard is macked,
If dear asks
I will dive to him.
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Like a river by a river,
The men sunbathed
A children's instrument,
I missed my underpants at that moment.
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I was resting on the beach,
I tanned in the style of "nude."
Dozed off, missed
Things, money-Tyu -u.
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Near the forest by the river,
I earned bruises.
Dear under water he was quiet,
I took a stranger wife by the chest.
How is it, how so
Confused, here is a fool.
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My mother -in -law, scuba diving,
Sea bowels she is a tourist.
Carried away by a photo hunt,
I was introduced into the hippos.
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The matchmaker bought a boat in installments,
The network now catches herring.
Here is entertainment,
And import replacement.
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Directly in the dressing gown of Jamshut Tunet,
Shouts loudly; "Guard".
“Without me, they will bother with longing,
My family and the whole village. "
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The head of the rescuers, Svetlana,
He does not drink water from the crane.
Enractions of urine in water,
The haste knows everything by itself.
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And Alenchik is that swing,
Brass and rabbit and butterfly.
Only ashore goes
Shouts to her husband: "Pour"
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Vaska is watching from above,
Where his lads diving.
Petka, where and where Ivan,
Cool vodka there.
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I save my mother -in -law
Saved, I pour her into a glass.
Shouts: "In a basin vodka lei,
Yes, and do not regret the snacks. "
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Instructor Fedka on the water,
Says: "Where is the vodka?"
“Those who do not want to drown,
They should splash the instructor. "
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Zhenya in the water without a bikini,
She jumped, hurried.
The peasants torned up
I laughed fish.
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Luda swam to the buoys,
And she said: "Oh, how cute."
Sat an instructor on a buoy,
The prize was counted to her in the ue.
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Olga is drowning, Zhenya cries,
Chapai drags his piano along the bottom.
Well, no women, do not orient
Help the veteran.
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Sudorga's leg,
When I sailed in the river.
I gathered a hundred rescuers,
Loud the guard screamed.
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We sunbathed on the beach
And the husband was lying in the bushes.
Felts of beer ate,
Felts of vodka was gnawing.
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Well, it lies nearby here
Super-waist nearby.
He is both aunts and girls,
Gazes stripping.
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How the boat floats on the sea,
And well done in her.
While young girls are young,
Love, love, dare.
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On a rescue on the tower,
Cute little boys.
Go to sink something
After all, I am bored - a cool girl.
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"You can’t swim for buoys,"
She declares his voice loudly.
And on coastal shallow,
There are no pretty guys.
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And in the shade under the umbrella
I came out with a bummer.
The girl did not give me
And a liter of vodka gobbled up.
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We rode on the boat
From the bottom of the heart, they had fun.
Legs, hanging sat,
They gave a sip, they sang songs.
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And the girlfriend pours beer,
Oh, yes past a glass.
I tried to take away the bottle
She sent me to ....
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And with dolphins at sea,
They splashed under the moon.
Our sex was class!
Dolphins admired.
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The engine refused the boat,
Lucky was so lucky.
All night together on the open sea ...
Saved - it did not reach sex.
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Suddenly the wave takes to us
Kurdyuk red wine.
Mags instantly forgot about us,
And they remembered, when they finished it.
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And diving in the depths,
In shorts, I feel slack.
No women nearby, - my knight died,
Without sex, at all.
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I'm dressing in fashion
When with cute in nature.
From two ribbons on the body,
All the old women were stunned.
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We ran to swim,
Damn, cold water.
This year, swim in the bathroom,
Removing the quilted jacket ... sometimes.
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We ran to swim,
The Russian anthem sang Russian loudly.
All sharks in those parts
For three days they settled at the bottom.
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I stand with Vovka by the river
And he is not so brave
Why went with him on the beach
Kohl flew with sex.
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The men are not visible.
Some suitable- "Showing!"
I really wanted to raise the hem
And he wanted to know where the beach is.
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I'm waiting for the sea, I'm weather
There is no sun, at least crack.
For a snowdrift, a service station grunted,
Then he added two hundred.
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The girls jumped, who is higher,
And the wave was caught up.
Mchovians from three villages,
Then the people saved.
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We are Sergey to the pond
They tumbled in trouble.
Our sex is now on the internet,
He walks around the planet.
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I undressed to the goal
And froze in a pose.
The husband yells: a fool is winter!
You will freeze in the cold!
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I sunbathed in a bikini
And the whole beach fascinated.
All three crows say
What appreciated my outfit.
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Do not bathe naked
At least not so shy.
Aqualangists under water,
Very impressive.
Ditties about women are original
Orthodox ditties are original:
The aunt is sitting on a chair
Pour tea with wine:
Drinks my youth
Forever in someone else's house.
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My friend and I are simple
Old old women.
We can’t speak at all -
Just sing ditties.
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Bes, villain, enchanted us
A kind of macar.
As his face we recognize -
So the end and the spell!
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Oh, let me go, let go
Everything, as is, to sing people!
The children do not hear me yet,
We must express it!
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Well, and mine, a bald skull,
He looks at the artists: "Ah!"
I have the same dimensions
Unless in other places!
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I cooked on the book
And she closed ...
How I guess now
What kind of rubbish was cooked?
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I am in a hurry crucian carp
Fried a little.
Put on a plate -
They ate all the potatoes!
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The cat broke lunch -
I was not angry.
I'll lead another now
Since she was poisoned!
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Daver told me
In the bathhouse, Manka Dutin,
That the collective farm "Lenin Path"
Now I have become "laziness of Putin."
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Snow White, have you heard? -
Seven husbands changed.
They barely have time to dry
In the passport of ink!
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Youth is now in fashion.
Daughter stuck: mothers, buy
I have gloves without fingers -
Well, like papkin socks!
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Mil stuttered about the wedding,
Yes, and choked ...
Agree, shameless
Once hea!
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I fed me cute
And whisper: Now you are mine ...
Well, and he to me: no, in FIG!
Mine myself, and I - home!
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Mine, it happened, caresses
So you will be surprised:
Dear, they say, do not drink!
You are already double!
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If the tutenka did not die,
Mom is not a widow -
I would not have grown like that -
Tear off the head.
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Mother sent me
In the garden by radish,
And I went out for the wicker
Stronged with Fedka.
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Fresh fish - six cents,
Stain - perch on a nickle.
Old girl - three kopecks,
Young is a quarter.
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My girlfriend and I are together
They loved one.
And he walks and is afraid
As if there was anything.
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Dear changed me,
We have to yearn.
And I am so longing, -
The skirt does not converge.
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My cutie
The eyes light up.
For him seventeen girls
They are going to get married.
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You are a gypsy and I am a gypsy,
Both are black.
If the son is born red, -
Both guilty.
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Near our window
He ran a calf.
I grabbed the tail
I thought the Milena.
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I am my rival
I'll take it to the mill.
Sun in the pool head,
So that it does not go on a break.
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Told me dear:
“Shibko did not sing in the evening, -
As I hear your voice,
I can't stand with another. "
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All girlfriends sew pillows,
And I knit lace.
All girlfriends got married
And I live in girls.
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I walked everything, and I thought
That I will go for him.
There was not enough capital
My dad.
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Everyone would be nice,
Only a drunk is not a go.
If not vile wine,
There was no one for him.
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All light bulbs are burning
And mine went out;
Everyone is sitting in couples,
And I do not agree.
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Get up, mother, early
Yes, listen at dawn:
Isn't your daughter crying
On a stranger on the side.
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Get up, mother, wounded,
Washing the seno white,
Wipe with yellow sand,
Pay the voice across my daughter.
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All the dishes are tin.
And the pan is copper.
Do not care, rich, -
I am a poor girl.
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You are walking, I will not
I will forget my youth.
His youth is beautiful
I’ll take it into the forest under the Christmas tree.
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You do not beat, do not scold
Do not torment the girl.
Better in a word you tell me
Maybe separate.
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Why did you get married early
Have you loomed a horse?
Why did they take this
What kind of people who hali are?
They took the wrong house to the house
I will not live a fret.
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You do not sing long songs
There will be enough bees for us.
Let's get married, sow
With tears in half.
**************
You dance, boots,
You do not dance for long.
I'll get married, I will cry,
You lie on the shelf.
**************
You tear, dig up
Mamkin grave.
Put with her next
Me, an orphan.
**************
You, parents-extensions,
Pour heat in the stove.
Separate - do not know
Who is a pity in the world.
**************
Twisting a belt from Kruchenka,
I will not show my mother.
Cute will come to the conversation -
I will dress up and look.
**************
The harmonist got up,
He began to lean.
Bring the stupid
On Shiroku Street.
**************
Somewhere, somewhere they played,
Somewhere he was shook.
They did not come to mare,
Only the shops occupied.
**************
Anyone told me:
"We will get married in the winter."
I'm on your conversations
I do not agree, my dear.
**************
I spoke to Old Man
That your worker is not.
I am an employee
With whom to walk the hunter.
**************
I spoke to the cute
I am not rich at home.
“You are my dear
I do not understand at home. "
**************
I told my father:
"Do not hire an employee."
I know to press and hammer
No need to teach a girl.
**************
I said to my dad:
“Do not chop the green garden.
Give me married
Do not turn back. "
**************
Speak people more,
I will, a girl, endure.
On the last date
I will call Milena in the cage.
**************
They say about me
That the nozzle is growing.
I'm from girls from my
The first dancer.
**************
They say about me
That I'm cunning.
I am a girl like that -
Curious.
**************
They say the family is big
My dear.
The family is big, but agreeing
I will love him.
**************
They say that combat
The fighting is not a shame.
The fighting is better loved
For a cheerful conversation.
**************
They say that combat
Combat and you have to be.
I have a combat
They want to beat off the racing.
**************
They say that combat
Oh, take the head.
Foam on my parents,
They gave a volume early.
**************
They say that combat
True, the girl is a fight.
I would not like unsolved
Such a guy.
**************
They say that proud
Not proud, but average:
I do not set myself high,
But not the last.
**************
They say I'm ugly
And not everyone is beautiful,
Ugly, but a fun,
And so they will love.
**************
The forest burns, the thick one burns,
A pine tree burns in the forest.
And I went out for the widower,
Young girl.
**************
The mountains are cool, mountains are cool,
Mountains with rifts.
Not love, but only glory
With these guys.
**************
Walk, daughter, mother ordered
And what business people are.
* * *
What love brings to
The mother is breeding with the father!
* * *
Our love is incorrect,
You are rich, I'm poor.
**************
Come on, dear, we’ll sit
We feel one with you.
I am a girl-peasant,
Yes, and you are not a gentleman.
**************
Come on, dear, kiss,
Now there is no one to be afraid.
Tyatka in the forest, mother sleeps,
Brother sits on gatherings.
**************
Come on, girlfriend, guess,
Start a handkerchief on the water.
Swim, a handkerchief, not Tony,
Love, my friend, do not deceive.
**************
Come on, girlfriend, we’ll sit
On one bench.
Would you have to live
We are in the same seed?
**************
Give me a walk,
Give me to be appropriate.
Soon, soon they will wear me
Silk Stock.
**************
Two birches and Vetla.
All in pairs, I am alone.
There is nothing to do alone.
I’ll go home from the gylyanochka.
**************
Two matchmakers at the door.
Mom replies:
“Our daughter is young,
Pop is not married. "
**************
Girl's head
Heavy shame:
The gates are smeared,
All paths are ordered.
**************
Girls on a sheet
I am one cubic.
Cute will come to the conversation -
A spinning wheel on the above.
Congratulations to ditties to a woman
Congratulations to ditties to a woman:
May happiness be like a spring -
Inexhaust and great.
Let the birthday have fun
And it promises a lot of joys!
**************
OPA, yes op,
We wish you a lot:
Live richly, have everything,
And in happiness to storch.
**************
And we also wish you love
Yes, such that oh-th,
Money, joy, good luck,
Well, other things.
**************
Let the success meet you,
Happiness pours over the edge,
And everything that hurts
Send away!
**************
OPA, yes op,
You look cool
Stay like that
Cute, bright, enviable!
**************
So that you smile sweetly
All sparkled with joy
So that your dreams come true
Life seemed sweet!
**************
I wish to take off high
Grasping the tail,
And all I want to be able to
Let the path to success be simple!
**************
Let the hardships and sorrows
They will bypass you.
So that every day of the week
Was for you like a day off!
**************
We wish you, dear
Always be healthy,
So that you live for a long time,
Never aged!
**************
Happy birthday to congratulations
And we wish you, friends,
Do not get sick and not get old
More fun to look at life.
**************
Chickens go with roosters,
Chicks are found with a bull.
We wish Olga sex
With an ideal man!
**************
Let not fail health
And love comes to your house.
Grandchildren are also pleasing to children
And our gift in the envelope!
**************
Let from today
Life will begin sweet
You will have the skin
Like the baby is smooth.
**************
We wish you happiness, joy
And, of course, do not get sick.
Heroic wealth
And always have friends!
**************
Our dear man
You live at least a century
You live, don't worry
Just don't get enough
**************
Now I will say a toast
So that your growth is in life!
This is so necessary
So that life is marvelous in life!
Ditties to a woman colleague
Ditties to a woman colleague:
Ah, work you, work,
Only do not go into the soul!
I am a hunt to send you -
Honor to knock you down and arrogance!
**************
In the office in the morning
Sexy Tararam.
So that the people plowed alive,
Zamov wholesale Bos is painful!
**************
I respect the director,
With her always on "you".
And taking off her panties,
Land her about love.
**************
At work, fever -
A bolt stole a bolt.
Promised the chef for order
Those wholesale anal to everyone.
**************
I don't go to work -
Do not give illness.
I'm lying with a bottle -
Vodka is more useful to me!
**************
Man created work
With a stupid monkey?
Yes, scientists all lie,
To fill your pockets!
**************
From childhood, a terrible octopus is tormented,
I am in his cape.
This octopus is called labor,
I am not more sufficiently!
**************
My head is gone!
Tell me how to be:
Even your table at work
I managed to drink!
**************
Since work without excitement,
Painfully sweetly served:
Without wine and without career
The head does not spin.
**************
I'm walking the last day
I'm going to desperate:
I'll break all the shovels,
I won’t go to rob tomorrow.
**************
Our factory is high,
On it, the roof is green.
Pray, women, God:
She would have failed.
**************
Shakhtar has a soul in the body,
And the shirt lice is stolen.
Shakhtar chop, Shakhtar beats,
Shakhtar is sinking.
**************
Ay, my girlfriends,
All with joy they are.
And I, girls, with sadness,
I was pumped into the factory.
**************
Our master from the factory
He gets young ladies.
Only we from that work
Only pennies remain.
**************
Ay, in the factory they conduct
The pipes are copper.
Look at the factory,
What are pale.
***********
I work for five minutes
Hour at a smoke break.
I burst for two hours a cake,
Three for manicure.
Here is such a day I have
I am the head of the wife!
***********
I'm not afraid of work
If with a sober face.
I am lucky and I am not sung -
I’ll beat the records!
***********
I'm not afraid of work -
In sex, I beat records!
But I'm not in a hurry to the machine -
The bank of the breed!
***********
I'm not afraid of work -
As a child, it was not a whiner.
Sorry, I'm in a hurry in the Duma -
I'm a politician now!
***********
I'm not afraid of work
I was held in high esteem.
On the Kremlin
Frighten for the bastard!
***********
I'm not afraid of work -
I mean a deputy!
I know the anthem by heart
With a fatty dog!
***********
I'm not afraid of work -
I was a heroine once.
I am struggling with poverty now
With a funny salary.
***********
I'm not afraid of work -
I am ashamed to live in slavery.
You are a slave of the century, Russia,
With such wealth!
***********
I'm not afraid of work
But for now, I am homeless.
I am in no hurry to be a slave
The authorities have bourgeois!
***********
I'm not afraid of work -
I do not want to be farm.
I will go with the opposition
Sobchak has in the country!
***********
Once upon a time we have a matriarchy.
Look: who is managing the family,
Who feeds, sews, iron and erases,
Who is the plowing world strong and rich in?
Woman!
***********
Having given birth to children who then grow them,
Raises, instilling work on them,
Check the lessons without forgetting
Who will scold the mistakes, then forgive me?
Woman!
***********
On whom the family holds the hearth,
Cosiness in the family who creates skillfully,
Who always, always finds the case,
Not expecting to work the goods?
Woman!
***********
There are tables in the office:
There should not be bad there!
The loads are heavy there -
They must withstand two.
***********
Like a zombie office is full -
A muddy look and tremor of the hands -
Put folders past the shelves,
They won’t find Klava fingers.
***********
The cooler in the office broke down
And the report is not made.
I surrendered to the boss,
All problems for accounting!
***********
The lady in the office screamed,
On the assistant, in the face.
You sell very little
Put sticks in the wheel!
***********
I did not have time to break through five
The office must be left.
The guard will turn away
We must immediately run out!
***********
The house was built in Moscow -
The office was called
In a few minutes
All in the blockage disappeared.
***********
The people have a sad look -
We yawn in offices ...
All we are rooting for football -
And do not fill up!
***********
In our office yesterday
One clerk is crazy!
He took his thick report
And without bread he lit ...
***********
To work in the office,
We do not need brains!
We stand the whole day a "bundle"
At coffee auto-apparatus!
***********
We have an office - without worries:
Every day there is a divorce!
The visitor comes to us
And the cleaning leaves ...
***********
The office was covered with mold,
The "plankton" will boil in it.
Ah, how I want to get drunk
And leave this madhouse!
***********
In my office, friends,
From Yaza to Ferzy!
They all drink vodru
And they swear each other.
***********
And I'm working in the office
And in the strategy "ruffle"!
And the report is not important to me:
I was blown up by an enemy bunker!
***********
The office "boils" work in the office;
I have one yawn.
I would run home now
And lie down a little!
Ditties for retirement women
Dithes for a woman’s retirement:
What a punishment
There is no attention to a pension.
If the pension was raised,
We would sing and danced.
***********
Maternal capital,
Ball runs in Russia now
Pugachikha, in affairs,
Without him, the hell gave birth.
***********
And I'm a pension yesterday
Received - sang
Communal apartment - half,
Oh, roared all night.
***********
Oh, Lafa to pensioners,
They have no bad problems
Cottage, yacht, what kind of stupidity?
With whom to drink for three.
***********
Grandma said grandfather
Dear, pension is small
Capital, Kohl will give an increase,
I would give birth to triplets.
***********
If the pension is small
The gym is not needed,
Shops where there are discounts,
You’ll run away - prepare dinner.
***********
If the pension is small
Then not punishment
We do not eat harmful plasters,
Healthy diet.
***********
If the pension is small
We have six acres, we have
We will get it, as in perestroika,
Mykury is younger.
***********
If the pension is small
Do not watch TV
Because looking at him,
Eat more than three times.
***********
If the pension is small
Do not eat, take care of dancing
Very profitable at the same time
Become vegetarians.
***********
All in worries about the people,
Our pension fund like.
Who does not pay tax in it,
He will ride in old age.
***********
Maternal capital
This is not in your hands,
Do not drink and do not eat,
Cashed out - you can sit down.
***********
Maternal capital,
Few people held in their hands
Do not buy a car and a fur coat,
Mom to postpone old age.
***********
About »maternity capital"
I read in the newspaper.
Money is that premium,
Very virtual
***********
Maternal capital,
I added to the mortgage.
From Khrushchev, from odnushka,
He moved to the koleki.
***********
Maternal capital,
When the second is in diapers,
Sorry they don't give it yet,
For each baby.
***********
I went to the pension
SNILS Green received,
I worked or walked,
SNILS learned everything about me.
***********
Russian Pension Fund,
Not a cow,
If from youth in the writings,
That pension is worthy.
***********
Maternal capital,
He gave all the people a chance,
The truth is important to manage,
Competently dispose.
***********
Maternal capital,
Non -cash, not nal,
You can't buy Zina for it
You are a washing machine.
***********
Someone shouted outside the window
Look, in the window of erysipelas.
I will hide the pension in cowards
She is more expensive.
**********
You’ll miss retirement
Apparently, you don't have to:
You will sparkle there
Even brighter than the sun.
**********
You can call you a pensioner
Illogical, at least kill.
You won't give you 30,
You ask people.
**********
You are fifty today,
Yes, even five,
Are you a pensioner?
The girl is an inch!
**********
They say retired
Well, not at all fun.
Why do you get bored?
You need to look for the company!
**********
Pension, pension,
The pensioner is fun.
Why is he sad?
Do not go to work!
**********
For lunch and breakfast porridge,
This is our life.
If the pension was raised,
Cognac would be seized with caviar.
**********
Yesterday they washed the pension,
The one that they received.
Vova Putin help out,
Add to the sorceress.
**********
They escorted, sting their hand
Like a new life, a strip.
Received a pension and whistled,
And stood on end of the hair.
**********
I worked tirelessly,
How could it be assumed.
That so as not to throw off the hooves,
Only bread and porridge will eat.
**********
So the pension crept up
E-mine, what a pity.
If in sex, you can't sweat,
I will sing ditties to you.
**********
To the Pension Fund of Russia,
Bring the loot from the youth.
And when you grow old,
Without a pension, you will shut up.
**********
I received it in the post office
The pension is ridiculous.
I went to the shop a couple of times,
Here, I sit in a cuckoo.
**********
To survive to retirement,
Everyone should be friends with sex.
So that the soul blooms and sang,
And the body was healthy.
**********
My friend is eighty -five,
He wants a husband to become again.
To go to bed with a young man,
Hope to rejuvenate.
**********
We are retired, cheers!
But again we are not up to sleep.
We are waiting for a granddaughter from a party,
Until the morning, the kids have a booze.
**********
If the pension is small
Do not sit down at the table in the morning.
It’s better to sleep before lunch,
And in a dream you can eat.
**********
Good for pensioners,
Like free birds.
Sorry only of them,
Pension satisfied.
**********
Good for pensioners,
If you want to sleep, but you want to walk.
And you want grandfather from the bench,
Seduce to tea with a cake.
**********
We were sitting on a bench,
The young scolded.
We are at their age about sex,
Have not even heard.
**********
When you receive a pension,
It’s good to live in the world.
I don't know until the next
Will I be able to survive.
**********
Good in retirement
I stick out all day on the internet.
Grinkle, that or there it hurts here,
When children come.
**********
I don't miss ninety
I'm hanging on the internet.
Young gluing girls,
Everyone wants intimacy with me.
**********
Two old women on the edge
They made a stash.
Spend the denyushki under the stump,
On a steep wheelbarrow.
**********
We need to buy diapers,
Go to them for a pension.
I thought an increase in pension
The rods from laughter have absorbed everything.
**********
Paid the communal apartment,
The housing coat was helped.
Porridge, eggs, bread, kefir,
We have a grandfather today a feast.
**********
I got an increase
I rushed to the store.
I wanted to buy everything from the shelves,
It was only enough for an orange.
**********
If the pension is small
Right smaller, all things.
Drink juices, drive a cowardly,
You will be always young.
**********
The men were sad
There is no increase in the pension
Without half a liter is boring in the house,
They sit in longing for a bench.
**********
Well, prices in the store,
He looked- eyes in a heap.
Who is that bastard, what to bring
The people decided to the pen.
**********
The receipt came to me
Like, I owe a lot.
Since everything is in Zhek, crooks
I will pay only zeros
**********
Pensions counted.
As always, only a steward was given,
Who taught them so,
So that he himself lived for ten thousand.
Ditties for a woman's birthday
Little ditties for a woman's birthday:
On our birthday we wish
So that everything comes true.
There was enough strength to work
Love remains.
**********
Do not grieve, since birth
You can’t eat anymore yourself.
You are quiet jam
Put yourself in your pocket!
**********
You are good for everyone for a marvel -
Tell me, the secret is?
You always look beautiful -
In the morning, in the evening and day!
**********
Happy Birthday to You
We all congratulate us!
Joy, love and happiness
We wish you!
**********
Be beautiful, be healthy
Eat pasta.
Be fearless and cool
Like Sylvester Stallone!
**********
Our spool is small and dear
He is famous everywhere,
If all friends have gathered,
There would be a full stadium.
***
Fifty or twenty -five -
What is the difference?
Equally men
I am falling in love with myself!
**********
The phone does not stop
From calls and SMS.
Birthday raises
Interest in a person!
**********
Well the boy is dancing
And laughs at the whole hall.
Who is so young
Did you write it to anniversaries?
**********
A picture hangs on the wall,
In the picture is a sailboat.
Let you need more
There will be a syringe and a thermometer.
**********
Be, my girlfriend,
He is dressed from coutur
And look at the sun
From the convertible!
**********
On our birthday we wish
A lot of happiness and love!
If you need to drink vodka,
You just call us!
**********
The Volga is deep
Beats the coast.
Anniversary jubilee,
You are very dear to us!
**********
We have no friends, doubt,
That ditties need to sing!
Once they came for a birthday -
Silently there is nothing to sit!
**********
We will give you now
The blanket is cotton.
Let you dream of dreams
The most pleasant.
**********
The plane flies in the sky
The boat floats in the pond
Along the fence, from the day of birth
I am a tipsy walk.
**********
Birthday - childhood holiday,
Though you are fifty.
We will give a rattle
You will play it.
**********
Each day in the morning early
Eat a banana and orange,
So that we will put it on the face
There were no wrinkles at all.
**********
Ah, what a wonderful day
I am not too lazy to drink at all!
We celebrate birthday,
And we promise gifts!
*******
The birthday man woke up
I immediately looked around quickly!
And gifts - not shisha,
These are the things!
**********
I used to mark
Birthdays all day.
Now I drink mineral water -
Got a ballot.
**********
Hello, dear guests,
All the feast is waiting for you
Eat, drink how much it will fit
For my health.
**********
So that the heart does not hurt,
The head was not spinning
Rest today boldly
And throw your business!
**********
I'll give you, friend,
Yellow swimming circle.
I pouted it to you
So that he does not sink in vodka.
**********
But, figs to you! It was not there-
So the hostess fed,
That we can’t dance yet,
Only ditties we can sing!
**********
I turned to the State Duma
With a proposal one:
To make your anniversary,
All -Russian weekend!
**********
Congratulations to our mother,
After all, she does not need an advertisement!
Our mom is good
And her soul is good!
*******
Mom knows how to
And it is tasty to cook it!
After all, he does not regret his strength,
And it will always help me!
*******
Mom, mother is dear,
Happy birthday to congratulations!
Let everything be fine
The house is full of happiness!
**********
On birthday - mood
And do not be sad in vain.
Be funny and happy,
For a long time, for a long time you live.
**********
Congratulations of their own
I betray publicity:
I want to wish love
Well, sex, in particular!
**********
I'm on your birthday
I will give three roses.
Let your eyes with happiness
Glums like stars
**********
The birthday man, take care
Body, soul, nerves.
Let them rustle in your pocket
Dollars and ears!
**********
Jubilee anniversary
I will change to rubles.
If everyone does this,
Tomorrow will buy Lada!
**********
Stretch the fur, accordion,
Eh, play, eat!
A friend has a birthday,
Drink, don't talk!
**********
We all came down the mountains
And steep shores.
We wish you happiness
And two bags of gifts.
**********
Birthday, birthday,
Why so beautiful!?
On my birthday, I dressed up
As if just born!
**********
Steamboats, steamboats.
Oh, you, steamers.
Let them go back now,
My friend, your year.
**********
I ate and drank
I almost gave birth directly!
I will eat more and drink more
To pay off the gift
**********
Why today in the house
Very crowded from guests?
Because they note
Here is the anniversary today!
**********
Have fun, my friend,
Celebrate, celebrate the anniversary,
Tomorrow again on a diet.
On carrots and celery!
**********
We were called to the restaurant,
Birthday was celebrated.
Would also celebrate
Yes, healthy is not for what ...
**********
Congratulations like a man
With an annual anniversary
To the light of the birth.
Well, for the birthday!
**********
Blizzard is angry behind the window
And the snowflakes of Kuter.
It's good when you are forty
Good - when winter.
**********
I love potatoes cake
And the girlfriend is with cottage cheese.
I give a fuck,
After all, attention is expensive!
**********
Open your ears wider
We will not be too lazy to listen to us!
We’ll hang ditties to you
About this happy day!
**********
Why is there somewhere with a cry
Everyone runs like a fire?
Because a friend (brother) beloved
Today will be a jubilee!
***
Next to this anniversary
I, count, was born again.
As he looks with a passionate look,
So blood boils in the veins!
**********
How old are you - I don't know
And why should I know this
On a huge cake of a candle
You can take and count!
**********
Anniversary, do not be sad.
You can believe me -
You won't give you forty
Only thirty -nine!
**********
The sun shines behind the window,
And the birds fly.
For those present ladies
Let's drink a glass!
**********
Kaloshi swim along the river
Four pieces in a row.
Let all the horoscopes
Only joy promises.
**********
Games, contests, gifts
On the birthday is not in vain!
For you today, the holiday -
Red day of the calendar!
**********
Jubilee is a big bump,
Yes, out of the blue:
It does not have a hundred rubles,
And has two hundred!
**********
Near the house a garden,
The garden in the garden ...
The birthday man is expensive.
Be always fine!
**********
There is a mare on the mountain,
Under the town of harrow.
Congratulations on birthday!
Pour more wine!
Ditties for an anniversary woman 40-45 years old
Ditties for an anniversary woman 40-45 years old:
There is a piano on the mountain,
Golden legs,
And our anniversary
New boots!
**********
On your birthday to you
We give chrysanthemums,
No more beautiful than you
In the team of girls!
**********
The birthday has come
Gode \u200b\u200bflicker.
Only a birthday girl
Ours do not change.
**********
Dear, dear,
Dear girlfriend,
Congratulations to you
Let's say we in the ear.
**********
You will admire you
Our birthday!
Oh, the disco grieves
For you on Ibiza!
**********
You are so young
With chiseled forms.
And a crowd men
All lovers go!
**********
Don't count your years
This is all in vain.
The main thing is our friend,
You look cool!
**********
The birthday inspires
Gives happiness and success.
Everyone eats you eyes
The peasants are better than all.
**********
Admire it to her -
The woman is gorgeous!
A couple of extra pounds -
It is not the main thing for her.
**********
Do not destroy yourself with a diet
On your birthday, eat yes sing.
You are dressed from a needle,
Everyone admires you!
**********
Take gifts,
And listen ditties.
Do not be offended by friends
And dare better!
**********
You have a cool look
Cool hairstyle,
Apparently, got married,
Curled a bang ...
**********
Well, the lips are burning,
They say about the date.
Find us soon
Who will come for the anniversary?
**********
You have a birthday
But there is no mood.
Stop already hacking
Better eat candy!
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You are not fat at all
You are just getting poured
It's just a bone is wide
Yes, the fat hangs!
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You sat on a diet
Loose, poor thing,
Eat, (Valya), on the birthday
Delicious yummy!
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Remember, we are on dancing
Hid from the guys.
Now let's try
Run away from the husbands!
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On the birthday, girlfriend,
Make a wish:
So that there was a lot of money -
Just punishment!
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We give you a set:
Tarnish cups,
Invite us to the seagull,
Dear girl!
Ditties for an anniversary woman 50-55 years old
Ditties for an anniversary woman 50-55 years old:
You, dear girlfriend,
You give us a tone of life!
Such a pretty -
You do not want, but you will sing!
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You are good for everyone for a marvel -
Tell me, the secret is?
You always look beautiful -
In the morning, in the evening and day!
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We wish you further
Happiness was over the edge!
If he offends who - away
They send them, girlfriend!
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We are your years, girlfriend,
Do not intend to hide:
Twice we will raise a glass
Every time in twenty -five!
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Stretch the fur, accordion,
Eh, play, eat!
A friend has a birthday,
Drink, don't talk!
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Each day in the morning early
Eat a banana and orange,
So that we will put it on the face
There were no wrinkles at all.
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Be, my girlfriend,
He is dressed from coutur
And look at the sun
From the convertible!
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Have fun, my friend,
Celebrate, celebrate the anniversary,
Tomorrow again on a diet.
On carrots and celery!
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Do not go, girlfriend, to the forest,
Don't listen to cuckoo there
We are for you for a hundred years
Compose ditties!
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Next to this anniversary
I, count, was born again.
As he looks with a passionate look,
So blood boils in the veins!
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There are many anniversaries today,
Anniversaries too
But we will congratulate him
Who is more expensive for us all.
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Why is there somewhere with a cry
Everyone runs like a fire?
Because a friend (brother) beloved
Today will be a jubilee!
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Why today in the house
Very crowded from guests?
Because they note
Here is the anniversary today!
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The Volga is deep
Beats the coast.
Anniversary jubilee,
You are very dear to us!
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The harmonicon plays well,
Good heel knocks!
Kiss the anniversary
For his gorgeous look!
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The anniversary, although not drunk,
Dashingly scratches under the button accordion.
We would have to be able to do so
Dance and sing in the anniversary.
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Well the boy is dancing
And laughs at the whole hall.
Who is so young
Did you write it to anniversaries?
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I turned to the State Duma
With a proposal one:
To make your anniversary,
All -Russian weekend!
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We saw the anniversaries
Different in different years,
But people like this, nimble
Never met.
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I am the second five
To the first is added
And from this in me
The husband falls in love stronger!
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Anniversary, do not be sad.
You can believe me -
You won't give you forty
Only thirty -nine!
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Jubilee is a big bump,
Yes, out of the blue:
It does not have a hundred rubles,
And has two hundred!
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So what, what about fifty?
So what, what's the grandmother?
Anyway for us - a girl
And for the husband - the Ladushka.
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Blizzard is angry behind the window
And the snowflakes of Kuter.
It's good when you are forty
Good - when winter.
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Jubilee anniversary
I will change to rubles.
If everyone does this,
Tomorrow will buy Lada!
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Let the wind noise in birches,
Let Solovushka sings!
From the anniversary hangover
The head does not hurt!
Ditties for an anniversary woman 60-65 years old
Ditties for an anniversary woman 60-65 years old:
We came to the anniversary
Pour us a glass
We will sing and dance.
Our ___ congratulate.
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Stretch your congratulations
May everyone wave to us
Take the instruction
Our anniversary.
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We wish the warmth
And so that her dream comes true.
And also a big love.
We wish a crowd.
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So that the heart does not hurt,
So that the skin does not get old
So that the trouble does not torment
Our ____ never.
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Stretch your congratulations
May everyone wave to us
Take the instruction
Our anniversary.
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We wished everything
They did not forget anything.
Now it's time to walk
Your anniversary to celebrate!
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Congratulations on the anniversary
We are walking in his honor now.
And we wish to live in abundance
To problems without looking back!
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The anniversary is such a date
Which does not happen often.
Because we are very happy
With you on a holiday to meet!
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Drink and pour again
Because the anniversary!
There is another alignment to roll,
Everyone is enough for everyone today!
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For many years - not a reason to be sad,
We will not let me in the soul!
As a reward of your years!
Let all the hardships pass!
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Dance, Jubilee.
You are not forbidden
I would also dance
Yes, the floors swing!
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Like at a festive feast
They ate spoons of caviar!
They promised black
Dali zucchini!
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The anniversary is dear,
Congratulations from the heart.
You are young, you are young
And do not look for years.
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You are your energy
You will also submit space.
Well, pour us soon
What are you sitting calmly?
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I poured us on the cup,
Thank you here.
Now let's continue to you
We sing songs beautifully.
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We wish from the heart
Good health,
Never lose heart
Resume the feast.
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At the table your river,
Let the treats pour.
And then they will be better
All congratulations here.
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What will we start now
______ praise,
After all, the door opened for us
For the sake of congratulations.
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You are good today
It can be seen that the soul sings,
So go to dance,
And help us sing along.
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You are sociable, diligent,
You can’t give a vacation to yourself.
For you, probably,
Everything can do on the ground!
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Let your friends not let you down,
They always go to the house for tea,
Let the grandchildren, children are pleasing to
And a gift in the envelope!
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Our ____ chic,
You can’t give it thirty
And behind her so stubborn
Grooms go in a crowd!
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And your anniversary does not matter
He only keeps an account of years,
We will survive it,
And tomorrow we’ll start a new path!
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Congratulations of their own
We sing here from the heart.
You take them soon,
And hug us tightly.
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We wish the grandmother a bunch
There were just in case.
So that there are two thousand in a pocket,
They were lost there at the bottom.
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So that you do not look for them,
And I took the others instantly,
We will still add a friend
Million a couple of pieces.
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So that the car is under the window,
Did not dim, did not rust,
With a man of his two,
You are torn to Seychelles.
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You sunbathe on Bali
About work, do not begged.
Will not disappear anywhere,
He will wait at home.
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We wish it on an anniversary
So that you do not be sad
And from the famous couturier
She wore everything.
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To the house of three floors,
Fate presented you.
And there were a lot of children in it,
Sweet candies.
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At work, increase,
Give our congratulations
Humble subordinates,
To the boss of lovers.
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We have made a lot
What is interesting, choose
And rather perform
Put in the life of desire.
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We will help you with everything,
And we will always support
We will increase the state
And we will hold from trouble.
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Congratulations soon
Our ____ accept,
And their friends, guests,
Surprise and entertain.
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Well, we will sit down at the table,
We’ll eat there, drink,
If suddenly you ask us
We will sing to you on BIS.
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Anniversary, anniversary,
Pour the anniversary
Let him drink everything to the bottom,
Live for him another hundred years.
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And let friends treat friends
Let him pay attention
And then his friends,
They will always be true.
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Congratulations on the anniversary
We wish you happiness of joy
Good health to you
We wish the feast.
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Never lose heart
A century with a love to paint.
And so that the children do not hesitate,
The grandson was awarded.
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We wish the anniversary
To work simpler,
Well, in the summer the vacation is hotter,
Yes, turbulenter.
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So that the husband gives flowers,
And he wore her in his arms.
I pleased with surprises
Motioned with whims.
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Do not forget about friends,
Invite them to visit them
Pleased that you
They helped sometimes
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We congratulated you
Although it was always done.
Now it's time to shut up
Sit yourself and pour it.
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