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Jokes for children in verses - the best selection

Jokes for children in verses - the best selection:

Songs of hippos
Here are the hippos
Above the murmuring stream.
I'm running in bots,
With a purple set.
How I catch a hippo
I will immediately put in the cage.
- Sing me a song,
Love friend! -
I will say the hippo.
If there is no songs,
I'll let him go then -
Let the hippos fly
Very fat herds!
Let the hippos fly
Here and here, here and here ...
And your simple songs
They sing to us, they sing to us.

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MY CAT
My gray cat
Does not grow at all,
And even a mustache does not grow.
He doesn't eat soup
And he doesn’t eat porridge
Try to grow here!
In the morning this cat
Slits sucks,
He gnaws chocolate later.
And that's why
My cat
Do not be a real cat.

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Hospitable mole
Here from the earthen gate
A black mole crawls out.
A black mole crawls out
And the guests are calling for himself:
- Come to visit
To stay in the new house!
I have a great house -
And dark and damp in it,
And cool water
It always flows from the ceiling.
I have such coziness! ..
What are the guests not going?

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Case with pasta
I lived in a holey shoe
Scientific crow.
There are many sages from her
Could take an example.
The crow learned the words
Not less than a million,
And pronounce words
The letter was interfered with.
But one day walk
The crow flew
And looked around the whole area
Almost all sides.
I found three pasta
And she wanted to break -
Not so often at the raven
Lunch from pasta.
Suddenly, the sparrow pierced
Under the nose of the raven.
What a terrible trouble
Unloved nightmare!
- Karkaraul, Karkaraul!
Makarkarona ordered!
But I heard the whole area
Distributive car!
And ill -fated letter Er
The accident helped.
Since then, walking around the yards
Or sitting in a shoe,
Like a million other raven
Or maybe even better
Shouts a crow on his own
Raven language:
- Karkarandash, frame,
Carcard, potatoes!
Karkaramel, frame,
Cartuz, Karkarabas!
And if any of us
Rugging at least a little
Let him try to say
At least three hundred times:
- Karkarandash! Karkarapuz!
Carcard! POTATOES!
Karkaramel! Carcarrusel!
Cartuz! Karkarabas!

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Why don't kittens sleep?
What happened to the kittens?
Why don't they sleep?
Why was the buffet opened,
A new cup was broken,
Dropped the drum,
Scratched the sofa?
Why their paws
Have you got into someone's slippers?
They broke a bowl with milk,
Woke up a cat's mother?
Why torn the book?
Because they catch a mouse.

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False forecast
Mom listened to the forecast:
"There will be a day without clouds and thunderstorms" ...
Despite all the threats,
The daughter violated the forecasts:
Not enough to the pot
She is only two steps-
It was like rain moistened his pants.
What to do, daughter is a baby ...
Grandfather laughed to tears:
- Apparently, the forecast was false!

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Hurray, but we bought ...
Urr-r-ra, and we bought a cat!
Drying to heaven under the screams ...
But terribly scared baby,
I ran into the wild forest from us.

Urr-R-ra, and we bought a pony!
With happiness, they began to scream again ...
The horse thought that he was in a madhouse
And he decided to escape to the zoo.

Urrr-ra! And we bought a bird
To do a lot of things to do with a song ...
From screams - cilia fell out,
Our parrot was slaughtered.

But suddenly we bought a bulldog ...
Here's an hour, another, and we are silent:
Our dog looks tooth-strict,
There is no reason for us for "Hurray".

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What is SOS?
The pitch tormented the question:
What is the word "SOM"?
I decided to ask the Osa,
But in trouble he only pleased ...
He runs away, hiding his nose:
- Help, people, "SOM"!

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Papin snoring
Quiet hour - it would be necessary to fall asleep
Only dad does not give:
Snoring - not snoring, but canonade,
And "shoots" - daddy's mouth!

The parrot has become non -nigging
Thus excitedly looks:
He is obediently silent,
If daddy snores.
So snoring - the bed is shaking,
And even a cat is scared ...
The child does not have to sleep -
I cover my mouth with a folder.
“Bay-Bayushki,” I sing.
Hush ... quieter ... does not snore.
What am I there? Let mamul
At least a little sleep.

At a quiet hour, I don't know:
Papin snoring I pacify!

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NIGHTMARE
I had a night mare
About home sport:
Like my grandmother
Loves snowboarding*;
On the ironing board
I climbed a goat
And she rushed, burst
As if becoming a yaga.
I am in the apartment yesterday
The ball drove all day.
And football is silent
He shot menacingly;
And granny because
Know, came in a dream:
For yesterday's tarrars
I took revenge on me.
And now the score has been equal:
The score is one-one ...
Sports apartment - not for me -
Knocked out by wedge wedge.

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Infirm Barbos
Crab asked Barbos:
- Crab, give me?
- Strange questions …
What are you pestering?!
He answered the crab
Annoyed dog,
Taking away
From the claw of your nose.
-You, look,
Ten sharp paws!
And why, tell me,
Need a crab crab?!
Crab was bored with laughter,
Kubarem Katya:
- A glorious fun! -
I said, laughing.
Sorry, buddy,
Laughter cannot be kept ...
Paws, like hands,
I wanted to shake:
With friendly greetings
I was in a hurry to you ...
Well, and you, the answer,
Bravo, laughed!

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The grandmother is unbearable
The grandmother of the hedgehog was indignant:
- I need a new transport!
How much can you, in the old fashioned way,
All rushing on a broomstick?!
Maybe I like space
Tereshkova is my idol ...
Give me a rocket
And then-only “Mir-Mir!”:
I will draw overnight
From now on I will not scare you.
New transport, oh, as needed!
I want to fly to Mars.

I will meet a foreigner,
We will handle the wedding on the ground ...
Tired of rushing one
In a mortar or on a broomstick!
Give me a rocket -
Be generous, youth!
Show Milodier -
The grandmother is unbearable!

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Cat named quarantine
In the courtyard a stray cat
Black, but white mouth.
And a little lower eyes
Nice white color -
As if in a gauze bandage
Like a cat in a protective mask!
And also a homeless cat
It is very important that goes.
As if he is not a sandals
In a pair of white boots.
- Oh, what are you ... then shoe covers!
What a cute cot!
Yes, funny cat is dressed.
It's only a pity, there are no nicknames ...
And he is a brunette, and a blond,
In appearance - a little penguin.
I thought for a long time-
Finally, we called it!
In a mask cat? The answer is one:
They gave a nickname - quarantine!

Funny jokes for children

Funny jokes for children:

A LION
Live lives in my apartment.
And this is not a cat for you
Not a sister, not a hedgehog, not a mouse,
Quite the contrary!

I left the house in the morning
And the lion is not a tit,
Not a chef, not a hedgehog, not a mouse -
Hy is not enough, what will happen?

I rush home without smelling my legs
I fly on the threshold ...
Ouch! Who cries there under the table,
Trembles and rubs his eyes with his tail?

- After all, I'm not a mouse
Not really, not
Not a hedgehog and not a fox!
And you left, and one
You left your lion
And there is no one at home ...
Hy is not enough, what will happen?

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A prickly joke
I joked the cat
In a saucer poured lemonade.
Nervously the beast turned his tail -
Helped was not happy.
Glating the cat with your head for a long time -
I was annoying the bubbles ...
I in revenge - at night -
The cat meowed to dawn.

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Trus-Boyaguz
It seems like a brave dog to the ball
Walks by the master exactly
But he will only see a bee,
He runs away right away.

It is not in vain deleted:
"Kiss" her is hot.
I somehow swept away-
The dog jumped like a ball.

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Tagged charging
One, two, three, four, five -
Fry the charging! -
I grimaced to me
The restless kitten.

One, two, three, four, five -
The paws need to be set -
Then back, or then forward ...
Each paw is its own turn.

One, two, three, four, five -
It's time to nod your head -
Left and left, left-right-
The neck moves bravo!

One, two, three, four, five -
We will wag the tail.
Who has no tail
He squats up to a hundred!
Joke ... only up to ten
Twist wisely hips.

Twisted? Now
Squat a hundred times.
A joke ... only a dozen ...
Sport is useful for kittens!

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I messed up ... It happens!
"Dalmatin" diapers
The youngest sister has.
Good! But here, however,
Puzzled the dog:
Accepted my sister
For a daughter-dog!
I did not let anyone in
As a native guarded ...
But when the smell was heard
She disappeared away on fast paws!
I messed up ... It happens!

Funny jokes for children

Funny jokes for children:

Mishka was wet in the rain,
We let Misha into the house:
Lives in it now
Instead of us, a dangerous beast.

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Schoolboy ostrich teased,
Carled the faces of the bird ...
But I suddenly got a kick
In fear, he demolished the testicle!

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Fruit in front of the monkey,
The boy Filya boasted.
Peel from the banana
The bunch was awarded.

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I called the baby a camel
Old man hunchbacked ...
Seluni wiped for a long time
From the younger brother.

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In the zoo-a miracle-hedgehog,
Needles mosque porcupine.
If you disturb the beast -
Run away soon ... Atas!

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We came to visit the Oslu:
"Hey stubborn, how are you?"
But the evil tail whipped us,
The formidable "IA!"

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If Skuns is touched,
There will be tears from their eyes.
Run away soon ... or
Put on a gas mask!

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They voted under the pine
Girls, boys.
A scream of squirrel was angry -
The cones flew!

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The boy was driving an evil boy
Twoschik Seryozha.
With a dirty head today -
In the hair a cake!

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Once upon a time there were two friends
And they did not quarrel
But we fell in love at once in Kolya -
Today the best enemies!

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What can we do with Danil?
He violated the world in the class:
He was just a commander
And now - hearts of idol!

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He fell in love with all the girls,
But sometimes it fights:
- There is no end from the girls!
Here is such a disaster!

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Valentine is a lover of laughter,
Laughter and merrycock.
We wish Valentina
And study exactly like this:
Only funny marks
Receive everywhere,
Do only approximately -
On "4" and on "5"!

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Dasha with Ksyusha - two birds,
Our noisy lesson with them:
Everyone talks like rattles,
Like a couple of forty!

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Twerk and Dasha argue:
Which of them is a braid?
Ilyusha basted:
- I have a longer braid!

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Nastya fashionista from fashionistas,
Our Nastya is Miss Glamur.
She dreams of growing up
To make a manicure ...

Jokes jokes for children

Jokes of jokes for children:

Why on Katya
An inside out dress?
Because Katya
I put on a dress herself!

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Divide something briefly with his brother,-
So, give more to the brother.
Only I am so reluctant to share
Let my brother divide my brother in a part with me.

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With noodles from English letters
Mommy welded my soup.
I eat it a big bowl,
And immediately I will know English.

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I love snow in winter!
When I look at white snow,
I want to steal
Lick: what if it is sweet?

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Owl, yes, there was one goat,
He loved to play football.
But there was a goal in their gates
I always scored a goat ...

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My familiar crocodile
I walked very slowly,
And then a neighbor is a neighbor for him
Give me a bike.
Since then, not knowing the worries,
Cutting on wheels,
In a few minutes
The crocodile was right there.

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The hippo was upset,
What had a large stomach
But having started sports, he
I lost 20 tons.

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Once upon a time
On the sunny lawn
With a separate striped
We played bunnies.
Of course they lost
Naive bunnies,
And rubbed for a long time
Book heels.
And since then a bunny
Not found with a certain
And in the grease or hide and seek
They play among themselves.

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Who will win
And let's come with you
Comaras will arrange a battle!
We will beat them on the legs
Hands, over the hair ...
I beat on the neck, on the back
Komarov! And it hurts me ...

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Boaming, milk
It ran far away.
This means that the neighbor
Will he drink it for lunch?

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I am ready for you:
Murzik is the best of cats!
We decided yesterday with my mother,
What is our Murzik ... the most-most!
All my friends know:
First -class cat and me!

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Mathematics all summer
Petya will be engaged:
There is a task, solve yourself!
The burden of science from the shoulders is composed
Not taking anything away
Not adding anything,
Only extracting the roots
How to multiply the crop?

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If Vanya could not
Firmly learn the lesson
Then trouble will be divided with him
Terrorist and anonymous.

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I know that Vasya-Kot-
A born accountable!
And let Vasya cannot
At school, visit classes,
He will be able to and without classes
Count all mice!

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On the botany botania
Answered about bananas,
And we learned then
What a banana ... Berry!

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Ayu, Ayu, Ayu,
I don't know the lesson!
Tell me, Kirill,
Who opened America?
You don't, you know, Fedot,
Amazon, where does it flow?
We ask Valera,
Where is the Cordillers.
In vain, America was discovered!
We would not have taught so much!

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Science was not easy
The alphabet to learn the grandson,
But there is no failure in anything,
If grandfather helps!
Only the result was curious:
The grandson knows, but the grandfather forgot!

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The fantaser poet was a mathematician,
He somehow folded feelings and fiction,
I divided into lines and sickled words,
And he thought that he was calculating the integral.

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Birthday
That the day is not simple today,
Volodya announced the guys:
Yesterday it only walked to him the eighth,
And tomorrow the ninth will go.
And all Volodya congratulates, and everyone is striving to wish,
So that he grew up as kind, strong, brave,
So that he was clever and skillful,
And so that he studies "at five."

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Jokes, after sleep,
It seemed that spring.
TV, where is the window,
He deceived - there is a movie.

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A poster hangs on the pillar.
At nineteen, we are waiting for you, the "roof".
I come - stands an ambal,
"Are you waiting for the roof?" - And I took everything!

Short jokes for children

Short jokes for children:

The pigle cried loudly:
- The snow is acute at the snow.
I'm afraid to cut my legs
Mom, where are my boots?

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Masha does not want to wash his hands,
For eight days in a row.
And microbes, evil beeches,
She, thanks to her, say ...

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Lived a cheerful old man
In a small hut.
And there was a cricket behind the stove
And he sang ditties ...

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In the pond where crayfish lived,
There were very often fights.
We are not in strength to reconcile them -
So all the fish said ...

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Masha and Sasha went to the forest,
To collect mushrooms a little.
Sveta the sun from heaven
And the complete basket is already full.

Masha does not want porridge,
Tears are pouring - that's the trouble.
We will ask ours:
Eat at least a spoon, be good ....

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It's time to sleep for a long time,
The day left the yard.
Masha is afraid to sleep at night
She hears the song to the wolf.

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Baby, listen to my advice,
Do not forget about the father’s house.
At least go around the whole white light
You will have a nest of your own nest ...

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Once I came to a girlfriend
One hole is to visit the forest.
I knocked on the door all day,
All the animals are not happy with her ...

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Two funny frogs, mischievous thick -knuckles,
The whole day we played together, catching up with a mosquito.
Two tired girlfriends, hungry kvakushki,
Only in the evening they decided that it was time to go home ...

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Weoned a spider web,
And lay down in the crib on the barrel ...
A fly flew to the bazaar,
The captuha was captured.

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A cricket lives behind the stove
And at night it takes a bow.
He plays on the violin
And immediately a dream comes to us.

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Lived in the pond old soms,
He wanted to build a house.
And he called friends to him -
Seven funny crucians.

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Pavlik is very friendly with Zina,
They went to the forest with a basket.
One hundred mushrooms were typed together
They could not stand still.

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Walked the fox along the path
Suddenly his legs are tired.
Sat down, poor thing, on a stump,
He ate a pie with meat.

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The cat is sitting on the window
Waves a pair of earrings,
Earring did not answer her,
He littered a little
He is not going to kindergarten,
The school year has begun!

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Tili-Tili-trail-vali
The birds did not recognize Dimka!
Summer shorts changed, with a jacket and trousers,
Will study different sciences at school,
Does not laugh, does not scream, but walks modestly,
How the old raven respected him!

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I went to the river
I took a bridle with me
I put it on a horse
He will not run away from me.

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In the field I met a bunny,
I read the book to him
They began to play hide and seek with him,
Where can I look for him?
The bunny hid,
You can’t lure a book.

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We rested at sea,
Dad, mom and brother Borya.
I just can't swim,
I don’t dare to ask Borya.
Dad is busy, mom is sleeping,
Borya looks at the wave.

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I got up in the morning early
And I saw a ram.
He stands at the fence
A friend-one says:
“I will not leave here
Until I eat the whole quinoa. ”

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The chickens here went to the beds,
All the landings trampled.
We fixed the fence
Chickens will not go on the garden.

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The fox came up to us
Ask us with water.
I invited us to be friends
Stew together with ducks.
We did not be friends with her,
They drove her off the yard.

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Sparrow ran to us -
Pour the water to me soon
At the same time, grain embankment,
And the roll is not bad.
Sparrow drank,
I didn't have time to say thank you.

Jokes for parents from children

Jokes for parents from children:

An evil cat barks loudly,
The household house is guarded by:
Wait, she will not let you in!
Do not listen - bite!

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Snowing! Such a heat!
Birds fly from the south!
Everything around is white-white-
Summer Red has come!

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The horse was driving with horns,
The goat sailed along the pavement,
Semihimi steps
The worm walked with a beard!

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Two caring lamas -
Lama Dad, Lama-Mama,-
Throwing the children in the morning,
They hid to the mouse in the hole!

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African crocodile
White sailed into the sea,
He began to live at the bottom of the sea,
There he built a house for himself!

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What kind of geese ran
Did your ears and tails tighten?
Who is chasing them?
Maybe horses by car?
Not! They run out of fear
What will catch up with the turtle!

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Timoshka on a spoon
I was driving along the path
Met Yegor,
Drive to the fence!
Thanks to Timoshka
A good motor at the spoon!

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Spring came to us again
With sledges, skates!
The spruce from the forest brought
Candles with lights!

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Tell you interest?
The elephant climbed the tree,
Swal nest from twigs,
Bayuka baby!

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Look, look!
Vanya is going on the trough!
And behind him guys
On a holey tub!
And behind them is a hedgehog with a cat
They drive everyone with a whip!

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Hedgehog wings waved
And like a butterfly fluttered.
Hare, sitting on the fence,
Loudly and laughed!

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Owl, yes, there was one goat,
He loved to play football.
It's already the tenth goal
The goat scored himself!

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The hippo was upset,
What had a large stomach
But, having started sports, he
I lost 20 tons.

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Once upon a time
On the sunny lawn
With a separate striped
We played bunnies.
Of course they lost
Naive bunnies,
And rubbed for a long time
Book heels.
And since then a bunny
Not found with a certain
And in the grease or hide and seek
They play among themselves.

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If Vanya could not
Firmly learn the lesson
Then trouble will be divided with him
Terrorist and anonymous.

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I know that Vasya-Kot-
A born accountable!
And let Vasya cannot
At school, visit classes,
He will be able to and without classes
Count all mice!

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On the botany botania
Answered about bananas,
And we learned then
What a banana ... Berry!

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Ayu. Ayu, Ayu,
I don't know the lesson!
Tell me, Kirill,
Who opened America?
You don't, you know, Fedot,
Amazon, where does it flow?
We ask Valera,
Where are the Cordillers?
In vain, America was discovered!
We would not have taught so much!

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The fantaser poet was a mathematician,
He somehow folded feelings and fiction,
I divided into lines and sickled words,
And he thought that he was calculating the integral.

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Near the coast of someone else,
Near the coast of the steep
Or the beach of the gold
We abandon the anchor.
A lot of adventure awaits us,
A lot of entertainment awaits us -
Hey, swam with us to the far edges!

Jokes about children are original

Original jokes are original:

Butuz
It’s hard to live in the world with a small butuz:
Slap on the priest, tickle for a belly,
Select forks, wipe the snot,
Put on bots to stomp with their feet,
They feed semolina, put on the pot ...
And, it seems, we are not respected at all -
Do not take on pens (ten keel only)
They run away early in the morning to work,
They do not give a computer for the cords to get along ...
... Now I'm wrinkling, and ka-a-ak will cry!

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Took the child to the garden -
Mom is glad, dad is glad:
No one prevents them from doing this, to do it!
You can sleep up to ten
Do not go for a walk,
Forget the knife in a prominent place.
Drink coffee grams two hundred,
You can see something
Except Masha and the Bear!
Go to the bazaar for cheese.
And remove the whole apartment!
An hour has passed two and three, and three
Something is painful inside.
It’s empty without a child in the house,
Without a child in the house is sad.
Well, dad, quickly in the garden,
Return the child back!
And again the whole house trembles ...
We’ll lead again tomorrow!

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Grandma-Yuka
The mother was tired of her daughter's whims,
(Well, whatever evening - you will not put down to sleep)
Under screams, turns off the TV,
And sends the girl to the bed.
"Well, I can see a little more ..."
“Now, if someone does not fall asleep right away,
A grandmother-Yuka will come out from under the bed
And the dense Zhenya will take into the forest. ”
“You would take your mind, although it would be a basket,”
Father tells her, - After all, you are a mother.
Well, this is necessary, a terrible grandmother
Looking a child at night, scare.
And if something creaks under the bed?
And if the noise is from the yard?
She will now roll such a concert,
And I still work until the morning. "
Silently jumping to the floor, like a cat,
The baby looked under the bed
And whispers: “Don't be afraid, Grandma-Yuka,
She left, you can get out. "

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Aquarium
Boring fish how live-
They are not taken at sea!
Do not dive in the blue sea,
Do not swallow water with salt ...
I'm in the aquarium ink
Two bottles of intact
Water blushed in a blunder.
A pack of salt is there ...
Stirred a cook,
Better the sea, I have not seen!
The fish was in a way amused
And they dived and rushed ...
One by one now pops up
And they sunbathe under the lamp.

Jokes for children cool

Jokes for children cool:

Punishment for love
I stood in the corner yesterday. I was punished!
And for which I fell asleep - I could not understand it ...
I'm on my father’s “Toyota”, at the glass, closer to the steering wheel
Necaled with a screwdriver: “Dad! I love you!"
The phrase from beautiful words scored beautifully.
Is it true ... put in a corner for love!

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The girl is only six years old,
Boyko lips the older brother:
“Have you decided to breed your sister?
I'll tell mom that you are a thief!
Why are you, plywood crocodile,
Do you pull your hands to my sweets?
Santa Claus, when he came to us,
After all, he treated each of the children! "
"Wait, to fight, wait" -
The boy fought off ineptly, -
"Well, where are you still mine?"
"And I already ate yours ..."

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Oh! What a beauty:
Bunks, sausage.
What is delicious - yes,
And, what is useful - a fairy tale.

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In our branded dining room,
We will always be well -fed.
We march five minutes,
And all the food will disappear.

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Oh, cucumbers from a can -
This is my dream ...
Cherries, garlic salty ...
Without pickles, life is empty!

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I love delicious food:
I always chew her ...
And I don't care about the scales
When the sausage stick!

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I picked up an orange;
He spoke to me!
Here's such a food:
GMO - not food.

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Where - food, and where - "it",
Do not figure it out.
To find useful,
We need to try!

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What we eat is that the world with a peg.
I came up with, friends!
All sausage from cardboard -
Do not look for the mind in it.

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I really like to eat
I am varied!
Duma does not torment me
About the dangerous food.

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About the dog Diana.
Dike got into the window,
To carry cats from a bowl.
The parasite is our doute,
Give the sausage back.

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About the steam locomotive
The steam locomotive goes
Without a steering wheel and without wheels,
Because from a steam locomotive
Dima unscrewed the wheels.

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About the New Year
Santa Claus - Red Nose
He brought the Christmas tree to the children.
He was teased and carried away.
Here is the infection of Santa Claus.

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About the cat
Kisa is very, very, very,
Because he wants to eat.
Give Kise milk
I haven't bitten everyone yet.

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Zoo-Park
I visit him like a fish
I often run like an elk
Like a dog somehow swim
I happened to the river.
They say I'm very cunning
Like a fox in a dense forest.
Sometimes cowardly like a hare,
What hid under the bush.
I can also roar
Very loud, like a bear!
I can be quiet to be a sheep
And stubborn as a donkey.
They say like a turtle
I walked from school with a deuce.
I'm talkative like forty
Zabiyaka - like a rooster!
In the yard, in a fierce battle,
I replace two at once.
And I am also
Handing like a snake.
As a monkey, I shout
I laugh like a horse: -Go! -
In fact, I'm normal
I'm like everyone else, I'm nothing!

Jokes without a mat for children

Jokes without a mat for children:

Who collected the portfolio?
- Sinitsyn, prepared a lesson?
- But how, everything is in order.
- Then show the notebook.
- Am I getting a ball?

- Sinitsyn, what is this?
You are cunning something, my friend.
- Excuse me, one minute ...
I get the sock?!
- Diary at the desk, Sinitsyn!
And stop pulling the gimp!
- I take out the knitting needles!
Well, who gathered my briefcase?

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Student Petrov Kirill ...
Student Petrov Kirill
All today was ugly
He began to imitate the animal -
Cuckare and scream.

Here the teacher came to class
- Who will go to the board now?
And Kirill Petrov:-Ku-ku!
Woof woof woof! Ku-ka-re-ku!
- Who screamed there? I don't understand?
And Cyril for this:-Mu-oh!
“Is that you, Kirill Petrov?”
Are you unhealthy today?

Maybe you need a doctor?
And Cyril for this-be-e!
-Give your diary:
And Cyril:-Chirik-Chirik!
Meow meow! Kv-kva-kva!
- All! - said the teacher. - Two!
- Oh, for what? - jumped up Cyril
He spoke again!

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The bird flew in the sky,
I wanted to eat a bird
With a keen look down
I found a worm.
But digting to the branch,
Suddenly stumbled upon a neighbor
The skirmish began between them -
There are one prey for two.
They argued for a long time, to tears -
And the worm crawled for a long time.
Our Tanya cries loudly -
Tore the ball into shreds
Last time I tried to drown
Nothing happened.

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Our Tanya is tormenting a cat
The cat meows plaintively.
Hush, kison, do not cry,
And then you will catch up with the ball.
Grandmother lived a gray goat.

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Our grandmother is bitterly crying:
- Where is my goat? Where does he jump?
-Full, grandmother, cry, do not cry,
Your horn rushed into the forest.
And live in a forest village
Flavores, evil wolves,
And they attacked him
For no reason.
They knocked the goat on the floor,
Torn off the goat's paws
Gushed back, neck, chest -
We can’t return the goat.
Drags the grandmother along the path
Goat legs, goats of horns ...
- I will never leave him for anything
Because it is good.

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What is happening in the forest, a holiday at animals.
The wolf got into the trap, a bastard and a villain.
The wolf lies, defeated, on the left of the hemp.
The line was crowded, give him a kick.
Bunnies dance, Squirrel sings,
Flies in a poker drive a round dance.
Beasts jump, a holiday at the animals.
If you want, spit on the wolf, you want to hit the face.
Counted with the wolf a hedgehog and manul,
Ant, Belyuga, has already kicked three times.

Jokes about school for children

Jokes about school for children:

They say there are schools
Where is the fence - from the picket fence.
To children all of these schools
They put a “colon” \u200b\u200bvery often!

But! There are many other schools,
Where they do not put a "stake" at all,
How to call the fences there?
I suggest: frequent -play "!

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Grandpa to school
No need to walk.
I wish I
To survive to this.

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We are an hour today
They cleaned the new class.
One hundred pieces of paper from iris,
Sunes and notes
It was found with us.

There were only three lessons,
And not five, and not six.
How we managed so much
Write, read and eat?

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I was coming from school
Slowly slowly,
I came up with excuses.
Discard four
By nature,
And in Russian -
Half-fame.

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Here dad gives!
I found daddy school
Busted diary
With the football table,
With the tours of the tour,
Page with the control,
Where the bold stake arose.
And I walked satisfied -
The diary is so cool!

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Raven
Tell me, what crows are constantly dreaming of,
What are flying around the school? Read to learn?
Write to learn?
Is it beautiful in the gym on the rings to spin?
Not! To make noise a change? Play and laugh?
Or maybe eat in a school dining room?
Not! Crow that fly around the school,
Every day they are impatiently dream of
What their great -grandmothers also dreamed of:
Crows dreams to count them!

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Only to school diverged
Only diverged to school,
Yes, at the desk has sat down,
Yes, I signed in a notebook,
Yes, I saw on the board,
I got into a break,
All the friends relaxed -
Suddenly the holidays for some reason
They fell upon me!

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On Tuesday, she brought the bed -
I could not wake up in time.
The day before yesterday I forgot the portfolio
There was a banana in it - I had to return.
I figured out my mistakes,
Today I wanted to come on time,
But too much accelerated
And flew past the school.

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Mathematics is known
You are the queen of all sciences!
But one day I saw
How the spider crawls in the corner,

About the task and examples
I immediately forgot
For the monster
I blinded the house from chewing gum.

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If at school a change,
So the fight is certainly!
Here Popov Tuzit Petrova,
Koshkin Komarov, trembling,
Komarov is already squeaking -
New form is cracking!
And at a new break
I betrayed Popov Gene
And the mosquito attacked a cat
And he succumbed a little.
For that, the changes,
So that there are shifts in fights!

Poetry jokes of children cool

Poetry jokes of children cool:

I don't believe in
And I did not see the sorcerers.
This is all, without exception,
Fabrication of talkers.
There are no brownies in the house,
And there are no goblin in the forest
There are no riders
And huts of foot.
How a bunch of nonsense
Can I trust?
Oh, roosters sang -
We must dissolve.

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Do not go, children, to school
-Drink, children, Coca-Cola!
This is a wonderful chemical
-Sulfa-nitro-trifospate!
The one who drinks and drinks
- From progress is lagging behind.
Come, don't be lazy
-Koka-whether to marvel!
In carbonated water
- orthophosphoric acid,
Reagents of different drains
And rotten coca leaves,
The corpses of Mexican aphids
And the droppings of sea worms,
Cola - Worst Walnut
Sugar "almost there"
(Hello diabetics!)
Ciclamat and aspartam
- The doctor will be glad to you!
Sodium, potassium, caffeine,
Calcium, magnesium, ..
What else is there
- Let him tell you a chemist.
This drink is unique
- Generally universal:
He burns stomachs
And the coins are dissolved,
The toilets launders
The locusts destroy!
You can wash the engine,
Remove blood spots,
You can wipe the glass
And wash clothes!
In general, this is not kvass for you!
Drink, children, I'm glad for you!

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Masha is not given porridge,
It is not placed in the mouth from the spoon,
And sweets without trouble
They themselves climb into the mouth.
Is Masha to blame -
Porridge is not enough.

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The bathroom has noisy battal -
The brothers drown the ships.
Frigate Vitaly joined the battle
And the team sounds: "PLA!"
Then Seryozha enters the rage
Cloud flies: "On boarding!"
Water is dripping somewhere,
The neighbors call the doorbell.
Well, think troubles -
The children played.

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Our Egor wanted to fly into space:
Instead of the helmet, he put on a bucket,
Instead of a rocket, climbed into the attic,
But Egor does not take off in any way!

Our Egor climbed under the table -
He found a button there!
It’s dark and scary under the table
But Yegor is a brave boy!

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Brother-player-
I sunbathed a little.
Now I see him,
I shout to him: - You are red!

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Riddles jokes for children

Riddles jokes for children

For lunch, son Vanya
Mom cooks soup in ...
(not in a glass, but in a pan)

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Dad bass tells us:
“I love sweets with ...
(not with meat, but with nut or jam)

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Grandma is asking Arkash
To eat from a radish ...
(not porridge, but salad)

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Mom asked Julia
She pour a seagull into ...
(not a pan, but in a cup)

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And in Voronezh and in Tula,
Children sleep at night at ...
(not in a chair, but on the bed)

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I could pick up myself
A couple of mittens for ...
(not for the legs, but for hands)

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In the courtyard, the frost is cracking - you put on a hat on ...
(not on the nose, but on the head)

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On the roads it became dry - I have dry ...
(not ears, but legs)

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Birthday on the nose - we baked ...
(not sausage, but a cake)

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All wheezes, sneezes Lada:
I ate a lot ...
(not chocolate, but ice cream)

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She wanted a blue varnish
I will paint myself ...
(not the body, but the nails)

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Always dressed in sliders
Sleeps in the garden with a dummy ...
(not a grandfather, but a brother)

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They repair roofs, furniture, frames,
They go fishing ...
(not mom, but dads)

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And capricious and stubborn,
I don't want to ...
(not mom, but daughter)

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Dolls dresses, pants
They always like to sew ...
(not boys, but girls)

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Probably two hundred years
Petina ...
(not a bride, but a turtle)

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Black all, as if rook
It climbs from our roof ...
(not a doctor, but a chimney sweep)

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To first -graders enters the classroom
Only fearless ...
(not a diver, but a teacher)

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I draw a picture with a watercolor
Like dad in the country, the barrel saws ...
(not a drill, but a saw)

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Cold place
In our house - this is ...
(not a stove, but a refrigerator)

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There is no need for all this dispute - take the fabric to cut the fabric ...
(not an ax, but scissors)

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To stroke T -shirt, panties,
Mom includes in the outlet ...
(not a clock, but an iron)

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He is reliable security,
The door cannot be without ...
(not without a tap, but without a castle)

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We meet the guests of everyone together:
We eat them freshly ground ...
(not tea, but coffee)

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Kings are all in portraits
Drawn in ...
(not in berets, but in crowns)

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My little sisters are small
Bought by summer ...
(not boots, but sandals)

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Take the flowers an armful
And we will weave now ...
(not a hat, but a wreath)

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Old women go to the bazaar
Buy yourself ...
(not toys, but products)

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Hockey players heard crying
The goalkeeper missed them ...
(not a ball, but a puck)

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Every day the summer is closer to us,
Soon we will stand on ...
(not on skis, but on skate or rollers)

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Irinka and Oksanka have
There are three -wheeled ...
(not sled, but bicycles)

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For vaccinations and injections
Moms of children lead to ...
(not to schools, but to the clinic)

Jokes for children 11-12 years old in verses

Jokes for children 11-12 years old:

Positive

Petya and I walked home from school,
They carried on a deuce - here is the annoyance!
And the friend said: “To become cheerful,
Here you have to see positive! "

- And where to find such a wonderful?
I didn’t come across positive ...
Tell me, is he terrible or beautiful?
I have never met him!

- An eccentric, brother! After all, he is everywhere!
For example, the deuce will happen,
But I will not be sad about that - -
After all, someone has a unit!

- Yes, right! There is a deuce in the portfolio ...
- But if you think positively,
She is one and only!
You can’t expel us for this!

Do you understand? Do not be sad in vain!
There is good good in bad!
After all, living in the world is so beautiful!
Everything will certainly cost!

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"What to do with Alexei?"
What to do with Alexei?
He is scattered before!
He is school gates
He took it for football.
The trouble is with him, and only!
Lessons rarely teach
And he says that the three -
Great mark.
More than once he was shameful,
They drove to the director
And they explained for a long time
What does a sense of duty mean ...
But he is used to reproaches -
He dozed at the lesson.
Suddenly a girl sat with him,
She laughs at him,
It will laugh loudly:
- Look, this is how handwriting!
Then whispers: - Lesoboka!
I came to the end of the lesson!
He did not give up on Monday
Homework,
She screams: - Load!
He will not give up on Saturday!
It closed with a notebook -
I wanted to yawn furtively
She laughs again!
And what is funny here?
Now this girl
It will make him from the light!
No, he will teach her:
He will receive a quarter
Spite of his neighbor
Great marks.
Here he will correct the handwriting -
Let it laugh then!

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"Special arithmetic"
Irka is a young lady,
The seventh grader is one -
ARIPHMICTICARY
I am enthusiastic from the heart.
She count the hunt:
How many times
Someone
Invited to go to the cinema,
How many times someone
Spended before the turn
(This is also taken into account).
The guys have an English lesson,
And Irka has an oral account:
How many times Andrey are notes
Cat Koshechkina sends?
Ira counts everything:
How much Petka ate sealing,
And how much money has how much money
And where will their Vovka go?
Irka will put a nose everywhere,
He will know everything, ask everyone,
The news will attach news,
Summers and propagates.
ARIPHMICTICARY
I am enthusiastic from the heart
Irka is a young lady
The seventh grader is one.

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Vovka got up today early
Vovka to school, for the first time,
Put sweets in his pockets,
Treat the entire first grade.
I got into a portfolio of toys,
Play in the lesson,
Took sausages and cheesecakes,
So as not to starve there.
He took headphones and player,
To sit to music!
The fan put the belt,
A third under the shirt of bread!
I took a racket for tennis,
I took paints to draw
I called home a neighbor
The folding took the bed!
Plasticine in the package ...
How to convey to school?
Help the children of Vovka
The situation is saved!
I confused something Vovka,
Maybe I forgot to take something?
Or maybe it's "cool"
All that Vovka laid?

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I visit him like a fish
I often run like an elk
Like a dog somehow swim
I happened to the river.
They say I'm very cunning
Like a fox in a dense forest.
Sometimes cowardly like a hare,
What hid under the bush.
I can also roar
Very loud, like a bear!
I can be quiet to be a sheep
And stubborn as a donkey.
They say like a turtle
I walked from school with a deuce.
I'm talkative like forty
Zabiyaka - like a rooster!
In the yard, in a fierce battle,
I replace two at once.
And I am also
Handing like a snake.
As a monkey, I shout
I laugh like a horse: -Go! -
In fact, I'm normal
I'm like everyone else, I'm nothing!

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I wrote checkers all night!
He did not sleep, exhausted, tired.
Now I'm standing, pulling a ticket
- Will I be happy or not?
And now, the ticket is already in the hands,
In the eyes of white, as in the clouds ...
- Hooray! I wrote all night not in vain!
“Napoleon,” I read.
It is in my cheat!
I would now read it.
I am hiding like a cockroach
And I climb my right pocket.
I read: "Crimean war."
I don't need this topic!
And quietly, like a cockroach,
I climb my left pocket.
I look: "Baptism of Russia."
Have mercy, Lord thou!
Well, how can I pass the exam?!
And I began to look for the cheat sheet!
I searched in boots and sock,
In a shirt, in trousers, in a jacket!
And he was terribly surprised
Where did Napoleon go?!
But my thought woke up suddenly!
And I, overcoming the fright,
I remembered everything that I wrote about!
And the flurry of knowledge broke out!
Austerlitz, Napoleon,
Kutuzov and Bagration!
Council in Fili, a fire in Moscow, -
Everything was found in my head!

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So I got the five,
But, frankly,
It's a shame for me now to tears
Why carried a cheat sheet to school?

Jokes for children 9-10 years in verses

Jokes for children 9-10 years in verses:

Am I overheated in the sun, or what?
I suddenly got bored at my own school.
Miracles! I'm 6 now, for example,
I would just solve an example
And I would remember a couple of rules
Just so that the mind does not rust.
We went to the forest yesterday for mushrooms,
I remembered: you have to do a herbarium!
And the neighboring preschooler Lizka
I read the rhyme in English.
Petka tears: “Poor summer cottage!
Bring the child the task!
Fill it on the control!
He will be very pleased then! "
I myself understand: ridiculous.
What would I do if not summer?!
So I wanted to walk around in the wild!
And now I miss school ...

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Continuous suffering
Oh, this training!
All to the white knees
It brought in the morning
Crying the house of the kids.
And the parents seem to
They will cry soon too.
A magazine does not work,
In the Vaiber group - Avral.
In the head of adults, porridge,
What is our children?
The first pancake, usually lump.
It’s good that mothers are at home!
Who would help the kids
And girls and boys?
Tomorrow again at 8:30
To sit for everyone to sit down.
Take a couple of twigs
Yes, and expel quarantine!

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Small children,
No way,
Do not let your mother
Fumble on the Internet ...
On the Internet by Biaki,
On the Internet what,
Mom is waiting on the Internet
Verbal maniacs!
They will be mom
Feed fairy tales,
And then you and dad you
Lonely, abandoned,
Zaporous mud,
Cook the soup ourselves.

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Tanya has a lot of things
Tanya has a lot of things:
In the morning she helped her brother, -
He ate sweets in the morning.
Here's how much to deal with Tanya:
Tanya ate, saw tea,
Sat down, sat with her mother,
I got up, went to my grandmother.
Before going to bed, she said to my mother:
- You undress me yourself,
I'm tired, I can't
I will help you tomorrow.

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The bee stung me.
I shouted: "How could you?!"
The bee in response: and you as much as you could
To disrupt my favorite flower?
After all, he was already necessary for me:
I took care of him in the way! "

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Grandma in the first -aid kit
Looking for Validol:
Grandson Andryusha to school
For the first time I went.

Mom sighs everything:
“How is he there now?
Not easy
This first class ... "
Even dad, childhood
Remembering, sad.
Read in the newspaper
I forgot about football.
And the toys are grief
So dejected:
“We are probably probably
No longer needed ... "

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Little Vova Teacher on Knowledge Day
I put two pirania into a joke bag.
“Again your jokes,” the teacher said, “
Was it enough for you the last time?!
Everything is joking and joking with a smile of moron!
And then she lowered the crocodile from the chain.
Knowledge Day was over for Vova FiViva,
Since then, Little Vova has not been naughty anymore.

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After the summer, after the summer
I am flying on wings in class!
Again together - Kolya, Sveta,
Olya, Tolya, Katya, Stas!
How many brands and cards,
Butterflies, bugs, snails.
Stones, glass, shells.
Eggs are colorful cuckoos.
- This is a hawk claw.
- Here is the herbarium! - Chur, do not touch!
... I get out of the bag,
What would you think? .. Snake!
Where is the noise and laughter now?
It was as if the wind blew everyone!

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There are classics in the world
Lermontov and Pushkin.
There is in the fourth grade "A"
Dvorchik Kukushkin.
Everyone knows Lermontov,
Everyone knows Pushkin.
And who knows
Dvorchik Kukushkin?
And the double is known
At school number seven,
And the dwarf is known,
Oddly enough, that
That the double knows
Nikolai Kukushkin,
What Lermontov is known,
What is Pushkin known!

Jokes for children 7-8 years old in verses

Jokes for children 7-8 years old in verses:

The problem is not solved -
At least kill!
Think, think, head
Hurry!
Think, think, head,
I'll give you candy
I'll give it on my birthday
New beret.
Think think -
I ask for years!
I will wash you with soap!
Comb!
We are with you
Not strangers to each other.
Help out!
And how I will give the top of the head!

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An ungrateful teacher
My friend Petrov Kirill
The button attached to the chair.
Only the teacher wanted to sit-
I managed to remove that chair
Proud, this time,
So I saved the teacher.
He didn't say thanks -
I sent me to my father.

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Changed
He is ready to change all day:
That, and then!
He cannot refuse
From exchange for nothing!
Brands, candy wrappers, coins ...
- Do you want it? Give me that!
Well, I am to you
I'll give it and that!
Teru replaced the hedgehog,
Well, a hedgehog - ran away!
He is ready to change again!
Only repeats about that.
They say that he stay
Maybe in class in the second!
And the teacher said:
- I saw all kinds of changed ...
Better a deuce you, friend,
I changed it to four.

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Olezhkina notebook
The notebook says:
“Gray-Durak!
Antonov-Solo!
Ishakovich-Iishak! "
On the third page -
Sea battles,
On the fifth - dragons
And the inscription "YOUR!"
In the notebook they flaunt
Brave pirate,
Soviet tanks
And a company of soldiers ...
Olezhka notebook
It blushed more than once.
With a sigh, from shame
He flew to Mars.
And for a long time on it
Martians were wondering -
What are in schools
Distant land.

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Taras got sick with us
We sighed: "Here are the times ..." -
Taras got sick with us.
How to treat it now?
How to alleviate suffering?
Groans plaintively Taras -
Apparently, it hurts very much.
We said: “And we have
There was no control ... "
Taras sat on the bed
And put on a shirt.
And he said: “Here are the times ...
Well, I gave a swing ... "

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Assignment
I was instructed by the headman Nastya
Poems about the teacher to hang out in the classroom.
I tossed turning all night, sighing bitterly,
Well, what to compose? I don't know anything!

Physician put a couple to me yesterday,
I selected my chemist,
In physical education, I fell from the rope,
The teacher sighed and said: "Weakly ..."

These poems were given to everyone, I don’t know right!
Better, excellent students compose them!

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Strannaya Istory
Met a beetle in one forest
Cute Os.
- Ah, what a fashionista!
You’ll get a lot to eat.
- Dear gathering,
Well, for a hundred this is a lump!
You can’t imagine
How you sip!
And the beautiful wasp
He flew to heaven.
- Stranded citizen,
Probably a foreigner.
Beetle with annoyance with rolls
It is worn in the meadow.
- Well it was necessary
Slove.
As if not to be again
In this position -
It is necessary to spit ransomly
Ino -nostral yazhyk.

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Visiting
Mouse me on a cup of tea
I invited to a new house.
I could not enter the house for a long time
Nevertheless, I got into it with difficulty.
Now tell me:
Why and why
There is no home or tea
There is literally nothing!

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ASSISTANT
Tanya has a lot of things
Tanya has a lot of things:
In the morning she helped her brother, -
He ate sweets in the morning.
Promised to wash the spoons,
I spilled the carpentry glue,
Opened the door for a cat
Helped me meow.
Here's how much to deal with Tanya:
Tanya ate, saw tea,
Sat down, sat with her mother,
I got up, went to my grandmother.
Before going to bed, she said to my mother:
- You undress me yourself,
I'm tired, I can't
I will help you tomorrow.

Jokes for children 6-5 years old in verses

Jokes for children 6-5 years old in verses:

“Smeshinki»
I want to come up with
Such cars,
They know how to do it
Living mixes.

So that these mixers
They hurried everywhere
To the most gloomy
They laughed.
To make fun of
My sister, roar,
And our vigorous
Zorka is a cow.

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"Great doctor laughter"
There are many drugs in the world, and many doctors!
They will come to anyone without words.
But we established: in the world the best
This doctor is a sweet, excellent doctor of laughter.
He is in no hurry to do all sorts of injections.
The smile of a funny laughs.
It jokes, swears, offers to sing together ...
And all! The patient does not want to hurt now.
Ha ha! Hi-hee! He treats the best!
Ha ha! Hi-hee! Great doctor laughter!

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"Ninochkins of purchases"
Mom said to Nina:
- Nina, buy in the store:
Pound of meat,
Kvass bottle,
Granulated sugar,
Matchbox,
Oil and compote.
Money - here.

Nina said: - I'm carrying! -
He runs and repeats by heart:
- pound of meat,
Kvass bottle,
Granulated sugar,
Matchbox,
Oil and compote.
Money in your pocket - here.

There are a lot of people in the shop,
Big queue to the checkout.
In front of Nina - six people,
And Nina needs a check
Per pound of meat,
Kvass bottle,
Granulated sugar,
Matchbox,
Oil and compote.
Money - here.

Finally, the line of Ninka.
Nina repeats without hesitation:
- Give a pound kvass
A bottle of meat,
Matching sand,
Sugar boxes,
Oil and compote.
Money - here.

The cashier says in response:
- That, sorry, no!
How do you hang kvass?
The meat will not fit into the bottle ...
On butter and compote
Check - here!
And about sugar boxes
And matching sand
I have never heard personally
True, the goods are foreign ...

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The well -known mathematician
Academician Ivanov
Once I appeared home
With a couple of brand new skates.
And he told his wife
And beloved daughter:
-Well, cook me
Lead lotions.
For possible bruises.
To rejuvenate again
I decided to wear skates.
And so he takes a span
And goes to the ice,
People from the windows look:
- What is this champion?
An adult uncle with a beard,
And he took up nonsense.

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There are miracles in life:
The wasp was terrified
Stung him in the stomach.
The USSU is terribly painful. Here.
And the doctor hedgehog said the eje:
“I find nothing.
But still, it seems to me
You better crawl on your back
Until the stomach heals.

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I'm so tired of wandering idle -
I want to go to work like dad.
I will, like him, wake up a little light
And there is at work in the dining room lunch.
Look at the newspaper in the morning
And I can even frown menacingly!
Tell the chiefs of different works:
Adults have no worries with me.
I will not cry, miss the house
And at the meetings I will be silent.
And so that something does not work out wrong
I ask the bosses trifle, trifle -
Let the mother be allowed to bring with her.
She will behave well

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Akim fled along the river.
It was akim completely dry.
He ran across -
All to the thread, wet.
My friend Valery Petrov
Never bitten mosquitoes.
Mosquitoes did not know about it
And Petrova often bit.
Nikolai scared the bee,
He ran around the garden.
He stepped on a broom
He crashed into the fence.
The broom slammed loudly,
Yes, with such force,
What would it be like a bee
Kolya bit.
Prokhorov Sazon
Vorobyov fed.
He threw a loaf to them -
Ten pieces killed.

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If I was a girl -
I would not lose time!
I would not jump on the street,
I would have shirts
I would wash the floor in the kitchen
I would have lost my room in the room
I would wash cups, spoons,
I myself would clean the potatoes
All your toys yourself
I would put up the places!
Why am I not a girl?
I would help my mother like that!
Mom would immediately say:
"Well done you, son!"