Socials of initiation into students for freshmen

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Dedication to students - script in roles

Dedication to students - a script in roles:

Fanfares sound. Von 1

In the French side, on a foreign planet,
I have to study at the university.
To what long I am not to say in words ...
Cry, dear friends, bitter tears!
In parting, we will put hands on each other,
And the martyr of science will leave the father’s house.
I’m standing, I hold the oar - after a moment I will desperate.
The poor heart brought sorrow and sadness ...

Leaders come out

Presenter 1.

Hello! We're glad to welcome you!
We are here again in this cozy hall
and we recognize the solemnity of the moment!
All those who came to us this summer,
today we are dedicated to students!

Presenter 2.

We are glad that you came to these walls!
Let them be a cozy house!
We want you to be a worthy change,
Let only red diplomas await you!

Background 2. Pyesnya about college (to the music "Alexander")

Everything was not immediately settled
Moscow was not built in a day,
And our technical college
He did not immediately get up.
Changed his names
He achieved recognition
Here is the path to the heights of knowledge
For many it has begun!
Look, look,
how comfortable in this hall,
groups of a new set
they gathered here today.
They dreamed of becoming students,
They waited for a long time,
and today, and today they finally waited!

Presenter 1.

I declare a feast of initiation to freshmen open !!!

Fanfares sound

Presenter 2. The word is provided to the head of the branch

Music. The word of the teacherWatching a video about the history of college (5 minutes)

Background 4.

Presenter 1.

We are very happy to group groups of the new set
And so that the evening is interesting to them
Let them with a solemn parade
Our specialty will pass through the stage!

Presenter 2.

So, the parade begins!
The accountant of the account opens safely -
This is a very difficult matter.
Debit, credit, act, balance,
Profit, contract, advance payment,
Leasing, turnover, budget
Here is the accountant answer!

Accountant

There is an accountant in a restaurant,
And in the factory and in the bath.
He keeps records with money:
Where is the consumption and where is the parish.
He knows mathematics
The numbers will quickly count
Here is the consumption, and here the parish -
Nothing will disappear!

Background 5.

Presenter 1.

Our-automocations are coming! Take a look at their courageous, weathered faces!

Mechanic technician

The mechanic should follow the technique
Adjustment, repair and care.
Will find a malfunction in any mechanism,
Let the technique serve without risk to life.
In the mechanisms of the most complex
It is impossible to figure out
But in the confusion of the schemes,
In the logging of all systems
And in machine -terrible secrets
The mechanic is disassembled. How a geologist sees cards,
You know a lot about cars.
With a sense of wild excitement
You will fulfill the working duty.
Let all the cars be,
What are you fixed by you
The term is quite long,
Without giving a new failure!
There is a tractor, there is a car,
Wires cannot be counted there,
I will be an auto electrician
I will be praise and honor.

Background 6.

Leading:Here are a vigorous step of technology programmers and not alone, but with their mouse!

Programmers

To count the computer quickly,
Rules so that I do not forget
The programmer worked hard here,
He composed the program.
In front of him is the keyboard,
The screen glows softly.
On the screen - figures,
Text, table, scheme, plan.
The programmer of the program writes,
So that the computer can then
Play with any boy
Thousands to solve problems.
And the program behind the program
Programmers create
To your dads, mothers
Losted the computer work!

Background 7.

Presenter 2. Our firm react is our electrics techniques

Our electricians do not scare the colt
On the scale of the tester - 220 volts
Electricians can be the first time
Put your hand in a hole,
The one in which the phase!

Electric techniques

If the house has gone out in the house,
If you have no current,
If the devices are broken,
He is to you soon:
He will look at the wiring of vigilantly,
Will work with a screwdriver,
The switch will click: "Truck!" -
And the twilight will disappear.
If the phases closes,
If wires are torn
Be sure to invite
In the house of an electrician then.

Von 8.

Presenter 1. And now we are meeting logistics operators

If you sold anything
Or do you want to buy what
Do not forget by the way
You visit the logist.

Logist

Logistics is a serious thing.
Let's tell you what this science is talking about.
Before the production of goods to be taken,
You need to do many operations.
The enterprise needs to be delivered, raw materials,
It is true to arrange it in technology.
Spare parts and other nuts and paints
They must very clearly enter the operation.
Who produces them and how many they need -
All this will be checked by logists together.
And also what to bring all this,
And where to save and save from damage.
And who will control the work,
And someone should also manage everyone.
Our products are ready and what?
The logist will help us again and again.
Will find consumers to our goods -
It is not without reason that he is his logistic bread.
The routes will pave, agrees the price ...
And now the consumer is dancing from happiness!
And all operations, time and amount
They are stored in computers of powerful and smart.
And all this work is very important, huge
Made a logist - inconspicuous and modest

Von 9.

Ved .__Following the logists are technology!

Miners

For the profession, this is
Anyone is not good.
No more dangerous in the world -
Even children know this.
Pitmen-Shakhtera
Strong and healthy,
Bold, serious,
Strong and hard.

Background 10.

Presenter 1. And now attention! Our teachers go!
Teachers (group leaders)

At the end of study, a diploma awaits
Go to him,
Now think about
What awaits you ahead.
Try to find the right one
To all the answer.
Let there be difficulties on the way,
After all, you came here to study ....
Learn to think and dream,
Learn the truth to look.
Learn to be in an example !!
Learn, student, while you are here
learn while there is an opportunity
Together: Learn, student, we believe in you!

(parting words of group leaders)

The text of the oath is read by group leaders in turn.

Let there be many different professions -
All of them do not like idle,
They all do not like laziness.
I will overcome all objects.
I will pass exams, tests, -
I'm not afraid of such work
And I will find patience.
I swear in this!
Freshmen. I swear!
I know this path is not easy
And there are a lot of temptations on it,
But you can’t deceive yourself
And study somehow
I will be ashamed
Both funny and unsolved.
I'm not afraid of difficulties
I swear in this!
Freshmen. I swear!
It’s not enough to be good small -
I will become a professional.
I decide it firmly!
I declare it proudly!
This is the path to my luck
And it cannot be otherwise.
Away of doubts and sadness!
To be a student, I swear!
Freshmen. I swear!

Ritual -The expectation of a sign.

(fanfare crackle of fire)

I continue the ceremonial ceremony
And I will ask for attention - now
I dedicate the first year to students
And I will light the fire for you!
Let his light not fade for many days!
Gori, fire! The most important of the lights!
We licked him, knowledge of fire!
You stretch your palm carefully to him,
hot rays are bright,
the sparkles are bright you quietly touch.
may this fire shine in life in life!
let him protect you from anxieties and troubles!
let on exams, exams of exams
give you the only right answer!
let your student days be remembered
they give you the joy of the discovery,
this flame, bright flame
small the spark in the heart!
(Group leaders take a bowl with fire and carry under the palms of students)

(The final song of the performance sounds. Motive "The main thing, guys, do not grow old with your heart ..."))

The main thing, guys, in life can be able to,
Do not be afraid of difficulties, overcome them.
And then, probably, everything will turn out successfully,
In front of them you just have to not shy.
CHORUS: We also do not know how life will turn out
What a surprise will bring us
But for the knowledge, keep quiet, calmly,
Anyone will melt ice.
We entered college - we are quite happy,
We have become students and are doubly proud!
We must try to honor and name Chan
They were famous over the years, as in a wonderful dream.
CHORUS: The ultimate goal is Chanka a diploma -
So far, it’s far away, so what, well
Study worthy, and what will happen then
You just multiply over the years!

Dedication scenario into students in college, college

Dedication scenario into students in college, technical school:

Characters:

Grandfather, grandmother, granddaughter, bug, cat, mouse, turnip
Students are a crowd

Backing vocal

The melody “from the Wagant” sounds, the curtain opens, the dormitory room is not the stage, the voice behind the stage.

There was nothing to do in the hostel in the evening -
Who was the summary of the neighbor, who wanted to go home likely,
Who wrote the cheat sheet of the pack, who considered their nurse.
Masha taught practice, Tanya called the sweet,
The rest thought about the dedication with enthusiastic.
A group of students plays cards.
1 student: three, seven, ace! Your lady bit!
2 student: Everything, lost, you have a desire!
3 student: And what do you want?

All in chorus: eat!

1st student: Think! And we will show a short fairy tale. Who has what ideas?
2 Student: And we will portray ... we will portray ... in - “turnip”. There are few actions, there is no props. So you will be - grandfather, you are a grandmother ... (distributes roles, a curtain closes). We got up, motor, let's go!

(It sounds “in the garden, in the garden”, the curtain opens, in the center there is a glamorous turnip, which throughout the entire action of the pantomime commentes on what is happening)

Grandfather:
In the country, all prices in a large quarrel with a head,
How to live an old man in retirement?
So that there was a grandmother than feeding in the winter,
I decided to plant a turnip at the house.
Over the summer, I was exhausted with her, in kind!
Loosen, weed, watering in the morning ...
Here, I waved my vegetable !!! .. (Trying to pull out) to any?!
To help, apparently, the grandmother must be called !!!
Grandma !!

Grandma:
What are you yelling? I'm only from a manicure!
And who is the "grandmother" - I did not understand.
Eh, the men went, I feel, I have to,
I should grab them again for their affairs.
Can't you get your radish?
Well, you never knew a woman.
(tries to pull out the turnip)
Yes, I sat tight! Freezing is close!
Now the granddaughter will come to the rescue!
Izuduchkaaa !!!

Granddaughter:
The whole party is now warm at sea,
Well, they sent me to this garden ...
Oh, wow, you waved, beets!
So, they took a friendly way - the boyfriend is waiting for me there.

Grandfather:
(sarcastically) We are ready to burst into tears with happiness,
What our village visited.
Do you want to help with a reptka to deal?
Or something else brought you?

Granddaughter:
Are you crazy completely, grandfather with a woman!?
Count - where am I, and where is your garden!
The wrong dreams, the wrong scale!
How are you - no one lives in our age!
Failed! Distributed !! Hello !!!
You look - we do not know how to live with a grandmother!
I don't care - which is in power,
But the turnip you need, after all, to drag!

Granddaughter:
(Republic) What kind of business? What are you stuck in the ground?
My love will collapse because of you!

Grandfather:
(Grandmother) did you give a wolfhound a bone?
So let it work, and not drives the fleas!
Grandma and granddaughter:
Zhuchkaa !!!

Bug:
(Yawning) again they did not give sleep until dinner ...
Oh, my dog’s life is hard!
What did you do without me, granny and grandfather!
(rowing) and, by the way, I have no fleas!
Well, let's pull your potatoes.
It’s better if you had an old man bought a pig ...
(tries to pull out the turnip)
Nah, it doesn’t come out. Call the cat!
(Grandmother) She drags sour cream there ...

Grandma, granddaughter, grandfather:
KOOOSHOKAAA!

(Grandma runs off the scene of a roar, meow. A disheveled cat pops up, offended)

When the last time you are in this house
Have you seen sour cream? There are no words from anger!
I didn’t eat for three days - I had to sit in the underground
And punish the mouse for lunch.
(Grandfather) no gram of fish in the house - he plants a pumpkin,
And makes everyone drag her.
(tries to pull out the turnip)
It doesn’t work ... you call the mouse,
And I don't have to catch her ...

Together:
Yyyyshkaaa!

(Behind the scene are heavy steps, a very large mouse in a leather cloak, dark glasses, with a club comes out, everyone is scared in the corners)

Mouse:
(menacingly) Of course, they put in every book
On the mouse the poor all overwhelming work.
What have froze? Grasped each other !!!

All:
(scattering) Everything! The fairy tale is the end! Things are no longer waiting!
(There are confused turnips and mouse on the stage)

Mouse: Here you go! Such a role was filled up for me! And friends are also called! (leaves)

Grandma: This grandfather is to blame - not so started!

Grandfather: How that - my grandfather is immediately laid out.

Granddaughter: Well, of course! This bug is forever dangling a cat ...

Bug: Found someone to dump!

Turnip: And everyone was just calling me!

Cat: Yes, this is in general - the mouse is to blame!

The mouse comes out: Who is meowing against me here?

Everyone is scared, a student, sobbing: Everyone failed the holiday.

(Light muffles, Disney fanfares, backing, release of all heroes, grandfather's dance and turnip)

Backing vocal:
On the motive "at the forest at the edge"
There is one hut at the edge of the forest,
A grandfather with a cat, a dog and an old woman lives in it.
Oh, it's hard to retire today!
Then I decided to plant a turnip at the grandfather’s house ...
Our turnip grows in a marvel,
Belolitsa, slim and beautiful,
Grandfather sings and rejoices with happiness,
He wants to pull out, but ... no.
(General dance for loss)

Grandfather's song on the motive "My bunny"
I sowed a turnip for myself
He walked and cherished her,
I did not sleep and did not eat,
I put my whole soul into the turnip.
The turnip has grown big,
But dig up like you - I don't know.
You and I was tormented by my whole soul
There is no more strength - because ...

I don't sleep for a month,
Republic of songs I sing all night,
Because only one love her. (2 times)

I'll get out the vegetable beautiful
Let them say that this is in vain
I will turn the mountain for you
I’ll even sing, even though I'm not Kirkorov ..
My turnip.

Grandma: And I lived with this person for so many years. Eh, what you were, remained like that.

Grandma song on the motive "What you were"
What you were, so remained,
At least flew for many years
Why, why, tell me, did you contact her?
There is no sense in this turnip.
Now you spend in the garden
You are days and nights.
After all, a young woman I seem to
And soon the husband will go to the repuke.

Backing vocal: After all, a young woman you seem to
And soon the husband will go to the repuke.

Grandma: Yes, a female share is difficult, only hope is for grandchildren!

Granddaughter's song to the motive "Let me go to the Himalaye"
How tired I am to the seedlings,
I look, suffering, I'm around.
I want to work there where you don’t need to work
And go to a decent restaurant there
It is possible that someone needs it-
Kill all youth in the garden.
And I love cool waterfalls,
And the mountain that takes to the sky.

Let me go abroad
Do not destroy my years.
I will find myself a cool prince
And I will stay with him forever! (2 times)

Grandma: Well, what kind of young people did you go? Only restaurants and limousines on your mind, no help from you!
Granddaughter: Are you a Caucasian in vain or what are you feeding? Let him work!
Bug: Well, is this a life for a thoroughbred dog?!

Bug song for the motive "Neu-on-na-na"
The dog is elite and purebred,
All medals with a pedigree.
I've got.
Ne-on-on-on-on (always sings backing vocals)
My mother is a dog from Amsterdam,
Dad - MOPS is well -known,
These are relatives! Ne-on-on-on-on.
Grandma - Sharpei. Ne-on-on-on-on.
Grandfather was a bulldog. Ne-on-on-on-on.
And who am I?

All relatives are walking in exhibitions,
And he receives medals
And what am I? Ne-on-on-on-on.
I'm sitting in a cold booth on the chain,
They feed only twice a day.
Oh, my life. Ne-on-on-on-on.
I want to howl! Ne-on-on-on-on.
Turnip to that. Ne-on-on-on-on.
They are ordered to drag!

Cat: Well, what are you getting silent? They scared me all the mice. And what kind of crook from your turnip? There would be sour cream ...

Cat Song for the Motive Alsu "Winter Dream"
In the morning I got up very early
A dream raised my soul.
I dreamed of a bank of sour cream -
I love her so much.
I made my way quietly to the kitchen
See - suddenly my prophetic dream.
I only wanted to smell
But I did not believe the whole house.

Now for a saucer of sour cream
I'm afraid to approach the grandmother,
After all, I will hear from her again -
"Go to catch mice"
Ah, you are hard, cats, share,
Happiness is only in a dream.
What a pity I all dreamed of.

Grandfather: Well, at least someone will help me?

Turnip: One hope is to the mouse!

Mouse song for the motive "Only You"
I can't even help you,
If you started enmity.
How so - after all, we are one family!
Remember friends.
We do not need quarrels on Earth,
Only together the troubles are not terrible for us.
Friendship and love rule in the world.
I'm talking about this again.

Everyone extends their hands on repuke, together go to the forefront. The curtain closes.

Student: Take care of the pure light of your hearts and remember - only together you are able to illuminate any impenetrable darkness.

The final song on the motive "Left Summer"

Here came the final at the fairy tale
Let's say together, without fear,
Friendship on Earth is always stronger than all.
All that was between us
Behind the snow, behind the rains
It will overgrow, as in an old fairy tale, not a nonsense.
Chorus: There was no sadness, my grandfather was just planted,
Grandfather almost collapsed a friendly family.
But let's forget all the discord and leave the quarrel in the past,
We are a great power together - you and me. (2 times)

All insults, parting,
In our fairy tale without naming
They flew away like the leaves in the fall.
And it’s not at all difficult
Pull the turnip - maybe
If you accept your hand.
Chorus: There was no sadness, my grandfather was just planted,
Grandfather almost collapsed a friendly family.
But let's forget all the discord and leave the quarrel in the past,
We are a great power together - you and me. (2 times)

Dedication scenario into students at the university

The scenario of initiation into students at the university:

Actors and performers:

In the title role of the musical "Sherche la Dad" Dean of the Faculty of Physics
His deputy
Robert and Mary, their children
Lord and Lady Glenarvan
Paganel - a traveler and a fan of butterflies
Indian leader Chingachkuk Big coil
Atamansha, sober, when angry and angry, when sober
As a great taboo
In the roles of Indians, robbers and passerby Chukchi are students of the Faculty of Physics.

Scene 1

The scene and the hall are decorated with balls, bottles, sea symbols.

Toast of Lord Glenarvan. Sing:

- Ah, ma'am, when we are behind the bottle,
I feel monstrous ecstasy.
- Right, sir, maybe
You should not drink so much.
“I got drunk exclusively for you.”

- Ah, ma'am, you, right, agree,
Our vodka is good than ever.
- Right, sir, maybe
Just have nothing to eat,
And, having drunk, I blush with shame.

- How nice and funny ...
- Only I won’t give /gets a small bottle anymore /.
- Well, I get you more likely /gets a big /.
-That's about-Parirurams.

/Consider the label: u, yes, something is written here! Wheat. Capacity 0.5. Yeah!

- Behind me, my lord!
I beg you, as soon as possible, my lord!
To the left, my lord! To the right, my lord! Directly, my lord!
Caution, my lord, bottles, my lord, bottles, my lord!
Bottles, my lords, bottles, my lord, bottles, my lord!

- Look for children! Give the announcement - in Times, my lord!

- Yes, IT from E Butiful!

/Under the continuation of the phonograms, go. Light goes out./

Scene 2

/The phonogram "Drunk Tango". Robert and Mary dance./

Sit down at the table. Robert toast. They drink. Sing:

We are poor kids, no one “grazes” us,
With a half-liter under his arm, no one will save us!
Save the unfortunate children! Boule-Bul!

All the children of the dad are watching for sobriety,
And only ours, a muddler, disappeared five years, ago!
Find a dad soon! Be-b-b!

/Drink. Robert bites, Mary sniffs a newspaper./
/is reading/:

Daily newspaper "Times" or "In, times!"

— / Farms/ private ads. The Lord and Lady Glenarvan are looking for children of the unknown G. Robert and Mary for the joint search of her father!

-Ura!

Our dad, show yourself in the distance, by the edge, blue line.
Our dad, dad is affectionate,
Ah, for you, dear, to finish
To finish at least someday.

Somewhere far, very far from you are sitting for a glass,
Or maybe the good old rum pull directly from the throat.
The children have grown up, only without you, and you look sadly
And you see your reflection in a glass with port.

/ Pay ./ Drink.

- I studied myself gradually from my dad.
- Well, and I renounced the amenities of everyday
And I drag it everywhere with this drunken log.
Scha, how, I will give him a knee under the breath in his face!

/get up/

Dad! We did not have time to sleep to the end!
Dad! Look how we live badly!
Dad! We will achieve the goal!
Dad! We will certainly find you!

/gone/

Don't think about bottles down!
The time will come, you will understand, probably!
They ring like bullets at the temple!
How sorry that the bottles are not immense!

/The light goes out. The phonogram is silent./

Scene 3

The scene takes place on the ship./

Mary: It is great that there is a drink on the table,
That we are all sailing on this,
We float through the thunderstorms to the wind
To the only dad in the world! /two lines - 2 p./

Lord: Let's quietly, let's get in an undertone

All: Let's pour each other /pour /
A bottle-two and we will calm down
And we will float to your dad /clink with Mary /.

Taboo: I see you off on the road.
Following enemies will always be friends.
Look for dad where you can, for God!
And, of course, look for where you can’t!

Lord: We will warmer at least the whole earth under a forty degree, but be sure to find your father!

Lady: And if necessary, we will look for it in higher latitudes!

/Paganel appears/ - And this is who is? /sings/

I love all living things: cats, birds, dogs!
I love all living things, and especially - women! /repeats/

And the ba-piece with wings-beag-byag-byag-whog!
And for her I am with a clock-Shmyg-shmyg-shmyg-shmyg!
I am her, darling, shymak-shmyak-shmyak-smoke,
AM-NOAM-NOM-NOM and Shmyg-Schmlyg-Shmyg-Shmyg!

All: Who are you?

- Allow me to introduce myself - Paganel, a famous traveler and a fan of butterflies! I swim where I want and with whom I want!

- Do you want with us?

- And I'm already swimming!

- The penalty to him! /Drink/

Lord /Paganel /: Paganel, my dear, you will not say where we are sailing now?

- From what? At the moment, we are approaching the shores of moonshine.

/The light goes out. The phonogram of the Indian dance sounds. Light. Dance performance/

Scene 4

Screams of Indians: Chingachguk is a big coil! /The leader comes out. Sings./

There is a big country behind the seas.
If you can’t drink it, it is not visible.
But I will not give you. And do not dare to blame me.
Look at how good it is -
In addition to drinking, there is no shisha.
But I will not give you. And do not dare to blame me.

chorus
There is moonshine in the villages and in the villages,
And in large cities,
In short, drink, how much will fit!
I'll teach you the moonshine, I'm not joking!
I have been enjoying them for a long time!

And happiness is a country without worries.
An underground, move leads to moonlit.
You will find it yourself - I will not teach you.
The road is difficult, and there is a deception everywhere,
And in order not to sleep, I have a plan,
But I will not give you. And do not dare to blame me!

chorus

Lord: Is there beer?

Chingachguk: There is!

- Are there any crayfish?

- There is!

- Is there moonshine?

“You offend, boss!”

Mary: Is there a dad?

Chingachguk: I don't know, I didn’t drink! What are we going to drive from?

Lady: Sorry, we must swim further ...

Chingachguk: Well, then to the squirrel? / Drink/ goodbye? /Sings the chorus/

Robert: So we will never find him.

Lord: Do not be sad. And remember:

If for a long, long, long,
If for a long time in the bone
A very long time. - If against -
Swim where you look,
That, perhaps, of course,
Then, probably, far,
Then, possible, possible,
We will find everyone in a row.

Ow the captain's shoulders of such a width!
Ooo captain’s neck is such a thickness!
Aa-ah hand-legs-ladies,
Aa-a-ah-guba and eyelashes,
Ah, and green eyes!

Yes, and my dear Paganel will explain to you that the fortieth degree will read very quickly, but it does not end for a very long time.

Paganel: Absolutely, Lord Glenarvan. In addition, it cannot be reduced in any case.

/Sudden phonogram "Dance with sabers." When everything is already finished, a polite pirate appears./

Atamansha: Maybe he is a degenerate?

From the team: No, he is a polite pirate.

Atamansha: Well, what to do with you?

Lord: Myledi, some kind of mistake occurred ...

/Внезапно Атаманша и Паганель встречаются взглядами и под фонограмму выходят на середину сцены. All parted/.

The phonogram of the votes of Paganel and Atamanshi:

P: Do you believe in love at first sight?

A: Yes, my lord.

P: From now on I am your eternal slave. This is you my lord.

A: We are not slaves.

P: Slaves are not us.

Atamansha sings:

I know, dear, I know what's wrong with you!
From my love, you lost weight.
You ate a little food of steam
And you were ill with rickets.

Without me, my beloved, the earth is small, like an island!
We will kill you one wing - fly with a crutch.
Hug me, my beloved, even though it is so difficult.
Take me there, dear, where we will be together.
La-la-la-la-la ... la-la-la-la-la ... /leave /

The voice of the great taboo: You approached the Holy Mountain with Fiery Water! Stop, unfortunate! Taboo!!!

/To organ music, taboos descends the stairs with a balcony with lit Bengal lights. Cacophony./

Passer -by Chukchi: Cataclyzma, however! /Leaving/

Taboo: What you are looking for is nearby. The supreme leader will clarify the mind and you will see the one you are looking for. Now I will transfer you to him. Close your eyes! One! Two! A bunch! /The light goes out. Phonogram/

/Dance "Odessa"/

Robert and Mary: Dad! Finally we found you! /Rush into the hall, hand flowers. Any phonogram sounds, up to the carcass./

Song for deputy deeds:

There lived a brave deputy dealerships.
Waking up in the morning,
What is the spirit to the physical faculty, he fled,
So that the solutions are made,
To get a salary
And teach students to teach the mind!

chorus
Deputy deikan, deputy deiken, smile,
After all, a smile is your document!
Deputy deikan, deputy deikan, pull yourself up,
Only a bold student is obeying!

Our gallant deputy deputy
It was known by a thunderstorm for many ladies
And for, in a word he did not climb his pocket.
Only occasionally red
And shyly pale
But he did not dare to pull the assessment.

chorus

Since ours, wise deputy deputy
Was in one of the distant countries
And fell in love with like a simple little boy.
He really wanted her
But he regretted the currency
And he did not dare to buy the installation.

chorus

Speech by deputy deeds. The rise of the flag. "Gaudeamus."

Oath of freshmen.

The oath of a freshman.
I am a student, I am the first course.
I swear solemnly.
That sadness will not fit into me.
(That's it) I swear!
That I am not afraid of problems.
I swear.
I will resist the temptations
I swear.
I will not bake beer.
I swear.
What a mind in the morning I will take.
I swear.
I will appear to classes.
I swear.
I will not stumble on the physical.
I swear.
And I will take care of my studies.
I swear.
I will not return to the military man.
I swear.
I will not marry ahead of time.
I swear.
I will be at the institute.
Throecratively:
i swear, I swear, I swear

Script for dedication to students for freshmen

Scenario for dedication to students for freshmen:

Sounds marching music, to the music in the hall of flag carriers (choreographic sketch).

(After its performance, against the background of the same marching music, performers go and two adult leaders go on stage.)

1 reader:
All life on the planet goes in a circle
And fulfilling the law of nature
In all generations, people to each other
Convey the law of skill.

2 reader:
To whom are the systems of the steps of RU, RAM, PTU, and PU not familiar with?

1 reader:
And the memory of the years of the pages,
Looking at the path traveled through the years
The profane cannot but be proud
A whole galaxy of the heroes of labor.

2 reader:
And how many unknown heroes so far
It comes out of here from year to year!
They start a new life and build
They have a report on the new century.

1 reader:
And maybe these boys are girls
Yesterday only trained in Pu,
Large-free labor, thoughtfully thin.
Disabilities will dissipate, chaos and darkness.

2 reader:
After all, they were brought up by modest people
Who themselves came out of those
Whose labor is grateful and multi -painful -
These are employees from professional.

1 reader:
We often say: "Professional"
And immediately there is respect for who it is said.

2 reader:
It is like the highest assessment of a person
Regardless of who he is: a turner or surgeon, machine operator or athlete.

1 reader:
The world holds on professionals.
If they weren’t, people would still live in the Stone Age.

2 reader.
So let it become more professionals. And in the profession that you have chosen, they are especially needed.

1 reader:
Probably everyone thinks about this. But the director of our school apparently wishes this most apparently

2 reader:
(Director's performance. Then light marching music sounds. Leading students come to the stage)

1 presenter:
Good day to all!
Students, teachers,
That time was not wasted in vain!
During the summer - they scored freshmen,
So that in the future they
High -class workers have become!

2 host:
And then their time has come
Dedication to accept.
So that constant students of PU - 4 become.

1 presenter:
For freshmen there is a test

2 host:
The guys received a task for a long time.

1 presenter:
The business "card" of the group to imagine,
Show yourself and amuse us.

2 host:
Before starting a good word to you -
Walk bolder, knowing the essence.

1 presenter:
Agains who arrived! You are ready?

2 host:
Then go ahead!

Together: And let the path be happy!

1 presenter:
We start a parade of professions
We present our group!
(Music sounds)

2 host:
We invite group No.
Resto-building restorers.

(Performance of students)

1 presenter:
Master P/o

2 host:
You are young girls!
We tried from the heart!

1 presenter:
Let's talk?

2 host:
About what?

1 presenter:
About different and other
About what is good
And not very good.

2 host: You know something about professions,
And something to the whole world is known
Let's talk about welders!
Everyone will be interested
(musical screensaver)

1 presenter:
Group is a word to you!

2 host: Well, you're just well done!
Speech from the heart!
(Screensaver about seamstresses)

1 presenter:
So that today and always
You be irresistible
You come to us here!
Do not pass by!

2 host: In our city, everyone is more expensive and more beautiful
The costumes that our students are sewn.
They are worn on vacation and at work,
At the stadium, on stage, on the campaign.

1 presenter: Time flies - everything leaves
Russia is changing again ...
Only the carpenter remains
We will dignify him.

2 host:
From the city and the village
Praise ascends to him.
Very brave workers
The joiners and carpenters!

1 host: We invite groups No. ...

2 host: That's how guys, just wondrous!
You performed beautifully!

1 presenter:
They are not for nothing to be for nothing
You can’t live without them.
Ezmable nurses
And in life, faithful friends.

2 host:
They treat us delicious
Different recipes give
They promise to teach us to teach
All the cooks are our festive salute!
(2 flashes firing)

1 presenter:
Contamsters chefs. Show your skill!

2 host:
Better than applause
There are no awards for them, believe me!

1 presenter:
In Pu - 4 many worthy people
Farmer, builder and carpenter.
Designer, plasterer and trading worker.
We will strive for a new
In life it will come in handy!

2 host:
We invite masters of tractor drivers of agricultural production of gr. No. ...

2 host: A hairdresser is needed very much,
And it is not in vain that there is rumor -
The beak of the scissors is so sharpened
Chirk! And his head will jump!

1 presenter: He will spin!
He will shake, he will make you whiskey,
Girls in an armchair are prettier
The guys are beautiful.

2 host: The time has come for the performance of group No. ..

1 presenter:
Our hairdressers are glory!
Strigalys praise and honor!

2 leading:
These are the masters
We have in the PU.

The song "There is no title in the world ..."
1 reader: today it bursts like a hive pu
We collected all our friends to visit
We live together with a bullet family
We will accept you with an open soul
2 reader: We will do everything for the good of the people
So that life becomes better - here is our concern.

2 host:
And now the most solemn moment has come -the adoption of the vow of the student PU -4

1 presenter: Freshmen - future masters of their craft, are you ready to accept the oath?
(Two freshmen read the oath, and the rest repeat in chorus)

Insert

(In conclusion, the anthem is once again performed - 1 verse. Then the march music, which was in the beginning. The banner is solemnly released)

The anthem of the school

1 verse:
In the Siberian city of Taezhny
Where the river splashes quietly
My school is dear
My Republic "Iya"
Pu everyone in the city is known
Not a little came out of it
Qualified workers
Specialists of their business!

Chorus:
Pu! "AND I"!
I came to study here,
To become a skilled master
And it is worthily to do your job.

Dedication to hostel students - script

Dedication to hostel students - script:

1 herald:

Hey hello , honest people
Listen, open your mouth.
You came here for nothing
Here you have found fun.
This evening is difficult
We will spend with you together.
Will be surprising to you
Here is the representation today.
We all live together,
We follow the rules,
The hostel is our house!
We live happily in it.
Only suddenly at the beginning of the year
There are more people here.
And worthy of admiring
There is a dedication today.
Fun, smile,
Ruff up here, tear yourself away.
We invite everyone here
We are the first to devote the course .

2 herald:

Today is a big day!
The residents here became oh, to her, to her!
Anyone who did not live here before
They still do not know the life of all.
What for a long time you do not take a walk,
And the block is not a foot at night,
Can't shout, you can't play
You are a dark night under the moon.
You can’t look out the window
You will not get peas there,
And only the stone is a subject.
You look out into the window
And suddenly the guests climb here as it is.
You need to be on duty in blocks often.
Remember - your work is not in vain!
Follow the cleanliness everywhere,
And then you will be dirty you will hear you.
Sometimes you have to wash the floor,
But do not be sad to live here.
So slowly, slowly
You will pass the school of general life

1 herald:

And now dear
The newly arrived brothers
You must go through the test
We need to find out about you
What do you know how to create
What we owe you, will learn here,
And what of your habits to eliminate.
For this reason you are all now
Pass the exam for the right to live with us.

2 herald:

The first test

1 herald:

Early in the morning, at 7 o'clock
All the tenants woke up
The eyes were slowly opened
They reached together
To drive a dream from yourself
We will perform charging

Exercises:

Legs shoulder -width apart, hands behind the head
Sit to the corner in the knees 90
Stretching to the top without dissolving your hands - 5 times
All freshmen get into a circle
Hands are placed on the shoulders in front of the standing
Everyone squats together and move in a circle
"Guska."
Everyone gets up in one line
One leg is raised by a corner
And they squat on the other.

At this time, senior students pushing the shoulder of the first standing. Everyone falls.

2 herald:

The second test

1 herald:

All charging was performed
Very tired children are tired.
Just to wake up completely
I have to plunge into the basin
To be awake all day
Everyone needs a tight breakfast

(You need to get your lips from the basin floating in the water,and after that, get the candidate of the younger from the flour with flour)

2 herald:

Task is the third

1 herald:

We washed and ate,
But not everyone still managed
You go to the school,
But do not scare the people
So that there is a beautiful face
Makeup will help you

(Freshmen are divided into pairs. Everyone's eyes are blindfolded and, everyone is given a piece of beetroot. You need to bring blush to your partner at the same time.)

2 herald:

Task is fourth

1 herald:

Eight lesson has passed
It was not easy to withstand them
I want to eat my head and I want to eat
Do not count in the hostel
You have to not die from hunger
Put the pan on the stove.
But you don't need to rush today
We have prepared you to eat and drink.
You can stand the test steadily
After all, the student has such a menu

/Everyone treats everyone with salty porridge and sugary sweet fruits/

2 herald:

You are certainly well done
Everyone ate from the heart
And this thorny path
Ended, but do not forget
That you haven't made an oath yet
And without this, we cannot.

/All freshmen stand on one knee and repeatbehind the leader the word "swear" and listen to the oath/

1 herald

THE OATH

2 herald:

We swear, follow the order,
Oh gods, help us
And do not be late for the hostel,
Do not drink alcohol at night.
We swear to be on guard,
So that we have everything about, Kay!
We will not get out the window
And attract friends into it.
We swear to the purity of observing we,
As the commandant commanded us.
And wash all the shells with soap,
And with chlorine to clean the toilet.
Towd to keep in order
Everything that is done here for us.
And eliminate all the shortcomings,
That we can do, this hour.
We swear, we will live together
Not quarreling because of the little things.
And if a quarrel suddenly occurs
Then to the teacher soon.
She is a friend for us, she will help
Solve the problem as soon as possible.
And life here will not be a burden to us
After all, this is now our home
So we swear the guys
That we will live with one family.

/At the end of the oath, four -year students award the first courses souvenirs for memory "drying"/

1 herald:

So it arrived in our ranks
We congratulate you all from all the heart
In friendship, joy and fun
We continue this holiday.
D and s to about a!

Dedication to students - a cool script

On the stage there is a bench on which girls are sitting - bucks. The melody of the song "In a low lights" sounds.
1st The Lukomorye has green oak,
Golden chain on oak tom,

2nd Both day and night the cat is a scientist
Everything walks around the chain around.

CATThe Lukomorye has a fabulous island,
It’s very difficult to be there!
The oak reserved clouds clings,
The cat Kotofeich oak protects.

There is a snake Gorynych with Muromets to "you",
There, Pushkin reads poetry to the guslars,
There, the king of Koschey is rooting for hockey,
Clears Yaga shirts for children!

The old nanny is asleep over the yarn,
Cat Kotofeich will tell a fairy tale
Russian people are alive with fairy tales,
Here it is, happiness - right on the dish!

There are fairy tales - like birds on branches,
Store the legend of antiquity deep,
And prophetic Gamayun enchants people,
Bogatyrs drink living water!

Not in Lukomorye - in an ancient tale,
Where the oak grows under heaven,
In the academic gymnasium
We have miracles.

Not under the tent - under a flat roof,
With all the wisdom to "you",
Rustling with a computer mouse,
Shaman are smart cats.

Frank the tree of cognition
Biologist, physicist and poet,
Solve complex tasks,
Seeking to see the invisible light.

There, on unknown tracks,
Contrary to all old fairy tales,
Scientists cats and cats
About the tree sharpen the claws.

And I, Bayun, a scientist cat,
On the day of the base of the gymnasium
I hope with you this year
Open the gate into the country of fantasy!

To visit you for one day
Interrupting the studies and work,
A shaggy guy flies,
Harry known to the world! Under the karaoke of the verses of murmur from the musical, F. Lowe “My Beautiful Lady” through the hall on top of the broomstick jumps onto the stage Harry Rus, sings:Rubbed Kohl will captivate the spirit of the English fairy tale,
Where are the locks of magicians, elves and princesses,
Sit down at the "nimbus", children, without fear, and -
If you are lucky a little, if you're lucky a little,
You will get into the forbidden forest! CAT Cheshi ... Well, scratch me in the ear, I really like it! RubbedPlease tell me, are all students really in your gymnasium
Study at one - the only faculty? CAT Oh no, dear! We have many directions in the gymnasium!
There are mathematicians, biologists, humanities, geographers and even
Lawyers!

RubbedSo, you also have a magic hat that right away
Can determine the student's abilities?

CAT Oh no, we have every gymnasium student himself chooses science, which
he will devote himself to a swarm- he goes through an interview, pass the ec-
replacements - and the point is in the hat. You are our first
Own guest!

Sounds karaoke from the opera Guno Faust. Dr. Faust appears.

Faust (sings)

On Earth which is a century -
Logarithms, integrals,
Circle Square and Oblav
The person calculates!
Mages honor the heavenly circle,
They read the signs of stars,
But the queen of all sciences
Mathematics are considered!
The number reigns on Earth!
The number reigns on Earth!

Pythagoras rules the ball here!
Here the ball rules!
Pythagoras rules the ball here!
Here the ball rules!

The whole ball of the earth!
All income and taxes,
The population and roads -
Everything is listed in the computer!
Everything is measured by number
From birth to death -

They beat the computer with a brow
Children, elders and men!
People pray a number!
People pray a number!

Pythagoras rules the ball here!
Here the ball rules!
Pythagoras rules the ball here!
Here the ball rules!

(is reading):

“The theory of spherical contrast between transcendental quantities considered in the aspect of the span of the acedophilic nickname, defyrendced gabroide is mepeltiosine of the ahromatic selection of matrix forms of the hemusigodic series” ...

Harry rubbed his wand and Faust blurred his mouth silently.

I took possession of theology
Corpoled over mathematics,
Jurisprudence was hollowed,
And studied medicine,
However, at the same time I am all
He was and remained a fool!
Oh, if the magical cloak took,
I could fly freely
I would be royal mantles and powers
Miley was this cloak hiking!

CATYes, you are a dreamer, Dr. Faust!
Rechist, read and shallow!
Let you without any pauses
Give a pass to our scientific club!

RubbedI am ready to go through a course of sciences
On yours, doctor, faculty!

FaustDry theory, my friend,
And the tree of life is forever in color!

CATThe Lukomorye is blown up,
At least the age of life is long!
So as not to let it on the log house,
We need an experienced biologist!

Harry rubbed his wand. Thumbelina appears on the stage.

Thumbelina The teacher Sokolova
Such a specialist is growing,
What can in a moment a single word
Grease a wilted leaf!

(sings under karaoke)
I was born from a tulip
And the inch is named,
All bugs and ants -
Members of our family!

I know every flower in the garden
All fish and toads in the pond,
And I don't need a microscope,
To see scraping!

And they cannot find the answer
Doctors and Masters -
How could I develop my mind,
If I grow with an inch!

Clouds, man, grass -
From a single substance,
And our natural selection
It still stores us!

CATTell us, delightful baby,
What kind of fabulous country are you?

Thumbelina In geography, I slightly dug my leg,
Ask those who are strong in atlases!

CATWe have a lot of young clever men in the gymnasium,
That the cards do not know from the near streets!

RubbedBut the best will find any purpose
The well -known geographer Paganel!

(waves a wand) Mortus locomotor! Paganel appears on the stage, sings under karaoke the songs “Captain lived in the world”:

PaganelGalileo explained to us
That the earth is the ball around!
Armada of ships will come to the native port!
We without a card - like without hands!
And remember, young friend -
Geography is the science of all sciences!

Did not sit agile
Traveler great Paganel!

I came on foot the whole equator,
Not afraid of either heat or thunderstorms!
Because in his native alma - a mother
I studied the geography of the basics!

At Bali and Kathmandu -
I will not be lost anywhere!
And in the desert and in the taiga I will find the way!
STO routes, a hundred tracks -
In geography, I am AS!
Both Zulus and Papuas know this!

ALLHe came on foot the whole equator,
Not afraid of either heat or thunderstorms!

PaganelBecause in his native alma - a mother
I studied the geography of the basics!

Bonzhur, Monsieur! Bonjour, Madame!
I'm afraid my compass went astray!
Cruise for Danish cities
Not included in Paganel's plans! FaustMonsieur, wipe the glasses,
Or maybe this is amnesia?
In the sciences we are not newcomers,
To confuse Denmark with Russia! PaganelWhat an embarrassment! What a scandal!
I'm so bad, so scattered!
Somewhere my compass is gone!
Yes, and I suddenly sowed glasses! Rubbed Will find glasses for you in five minutes
One resourceful lady!
Magic Mahnu with a magic wand -
And the best detective will come to us! (waves a wand) Petribicus Totalus!Under the karaoke songs of Beranda, Miss Martl appears, sings:Marpl I live, right, well
In an English country,
But my friend Agatha and I
We are quite happy!

Oh, how I regret thin hands,
About the leg, about the neck, about the previous years!

Barely learning about crime,
I fall into excitement!
And respects my Mnier
Sir Scotland himself!

And if the matter is not uncovered -
Miss Marpl is right there!
The villain trembles before Femida,
And his court is waiting!

Oh, how I regret thin hands,
About the leg, about the neck, about the previous years!

I only managed - barely
Sip tea and eat cookies,
Suddenly I hear strange words -
And again I am in the center of the adventure!

RubbedWe are in the investigation - newcomers,
And we ask for your help!
Compass and glasses have disappeared -
Our friend does not see the nose further!

Marpl You, my scientist young friend,
The foreboding did not deceive!
I will show you the dexterity of hands
I will find glasses without getting up from the chair!

Miss Marpl takes out glasses and binoculars from a bag of Paganel.

PaganelWhat a passage is exquisite!
An investigation with pomp has passed!
I remembered - in the old bag
I put glasses and a compass!

RubbedSo, the incident is exhausted!
Satisfied with the detective and geographer!
At such an exciting moment
Miss Marp, let me take an autograph!

MarplTheir heroes, young magician,
They managed to assemble in a close circle!
Praise to fate for this sign!
We all need each other!

CAT One who stepped into a wonderful circle
Under the tree of life and cognition,
Will find in the golden chain of sciences
Your path and calling!

Faust Only that is worthy of life and freedom,
Who every day goes for them to battle!
So slowly, every day, year after year,
Not being pleased with itself,

Working, fighting, joking jesting,
The husband, old man and child know the world,
Having tasted the fruits of learning every day!
I would like to see such days
When I could exclaim - about a moment!
Oh how wonderful you are! Take a time! Under karaoke, the song "Fun Wind" all participants in the performance perform the final song:Ships are going on the course of the ocean,
According to the ocean, according to the ocean,
And somewhere they hide, shrouded in fog,
Gates into other, strange worlds! And in the radiance of endless galaxies,
And in the gray -haired ocean wave,
And in the inscriptions of the rock
We hear the voice of secrets
What beckons and calls in a dream! After all, it was not for nothing that Magalana led
Caravel through the cluster of darkness!
Walked caravans to unknown countries,
So that secrets are revealed

I remembered a happy time-
Funny student years,
Where there was no bad weather for us,
And life was perceived with a bang. I remember and look out the window.
The day leaves. And the night is inexorable.
And behind the window rushes youth by,
Like shots of black and white cinema ... "" Yes, the Chkalov ladder is beautiful,
I ran a lot on it.
My love was impatient.
(She has not survived to this day.)

And Gorky Square, and Minina, cafe
"Deer" where we were sitting in
In that city, we opened doors
They let go into the house once in the morning ...

In-yaz and water-a miracle combination
There are no relatives in the world of institutions
We went to each other for dates ...
To return now one of the days ... Alas, the day is inexorably leaving.
And in the frames of black and white cinema
The youth rushes, to regret, by,
And the blizzard with snow is aiming at the window ...

Dedication to students - a funny script for mechanics

Dedication to students - a funny script for mechanics:

Voice behind the scene:
- In the market, the dean was selling a student.
No one gave a suitable price.
Although very girl is not bad,
She did not like the personnel services.

HR №1:
-How much do you sell your student?

Dean:
- Take, for the sake of Christ. I give for a ruble.
The goods at the diploma and in general are not bad ...

HR №1:
-The price will suit, but I feel a catch.
Is it suitable for technology?

Dean:
- Hard to say.
I tried to cut the thread with a length
And, no matter how hard they tried to teach her,
The cutter cannot distinguish from the drill.

HR №1:
“But maybe the designer is not bad?”

Dean:
- Yes, barely handed over the "machines" of the course.
She spent the calculations for the gap -
It was the size of the bus.

HR №1:
“So, it’s bad about mathematics?”

Dean:
- The simplest limit could not find.
That the vector, that many - does not care,
And I saw the matrix only in the cinema.

HR №1:
- At least she learned to draw?

Dean:
- A circle - and that will not draw that itself.
He will not understand where the incision is, and where the look,
But he watches his makeup.

HR №1:
- And what about her intellect? IQ?

Dean:
- What intelligence, since I give for a ruble!
In pairs, she slept for a freely,
And the state has surrendered from the fourth time.

Advertising manager:
- Here we need an advertising proven move!
The product is worthless: trade at least all year -
No one will give a penny for her.
Well, so be it, I will have a master class.

HR No. 2:
- Will you sell a student?

Advertising manager:
- Buy, if it is rich.
It is for any corporation - a treasure!

HR No. 2:
- Yah?! Is it so smart?

Advertising manager:
- She studied by the new method,
I worked hard at night and day:
The Hypnopedia mode was applied!

HR No. 2:
“So, then, her intellect is high?”

Advertising manager:
- Of course! There is no limit to knowledge -
This will tell you about the matrix,
What Perelman himself will not imagine.

HR No. 2:
- And how does she draw?

Advertising manager:
- Always "by hand",
But the lines are very smooth and thin.
And the drawing speed will surprise you:
Only five minutes - and the view is ready.

HR No. 2:
- And what, how is it good as a designer?

Advertising manager:
- any problems can solve,
And if he already performs the downs, the calculation,
That key from the groove and the tap will not tear.

HR No. 2:
- Can I work as a technologist?

Advertising manager:
- Well, yes!
The cutter, the drill is for her nonsense.
She is a generator of the latest ideas.
The thread cuts the thread, her!

HR No. 2:
- Wonderful! And how much does it cost?

Advertising manager:
- Five hundred thousand euros are a funny price.
But by the way, I also take in kind:
I am changing to a new CNC machine.
I agree?

HR No. 2:
- I agree!

R eklam manager:
- Then - hands!

Dean:
- And I do not want !!!!
And I will not sell !!!!
I’d better take it to graduate students -
Such a student needs it!

Student script in students with humor for programmers

Scenario-exploration in students with humor for programmers:

Voice behind the scene:
All CIA headquarters in anxiety and sadness:
They hacked the server in the morning and downloaded the whole of info.
The secret agent 007 came with a report to the chef. James Bond:
“Sir, the Russian trace is clear to everyone.”
You have to go to Russia!
I found a strange file in Windows,
And in it in Russian, for sure,
Cipher "KPR-16D". CIA Director:
- Bond, go urgently! Voice behind the scene:
He flew ... and sailed ... and walked ...
(At this time, James Bond sneaks on the stage with a flashlight)
I did not lose the dexterity -
He made his way to Novouralsk along the bottom of the Olkhovka River. James Bond (speaks of a walkie -talkie):
“Sir, I'm in place.” Pistol
I'm already holding on a platoon. oh early:
- Where is your student ticket?
Aliens do not go here!
(James Bond is slowly bypassing the guard, looking into the office: this is a computer class, on the board the inscription-KPR-16D. Computer technologies) James Bond (speaks of a walkie -talkie):
“Sir, I'm in touch.” The group is here.
I am preparing for the detention!
(Enters the audience. He looks around with surprise: students are sitting at computers) Teacher:
- Classes have been going on for a long time!
Well, take the task
Turn on the computer - and go: less than an hour left.
And remember - who did not submit the report, he will not leave the class! CIA Director (Voice behind the scenes):
- James, what is there? James Bond: (Speaks by walkie -talkie)
- Just a minute, sir!
(addresses students)
And who are you? Student # 1:
- Like who? We are a group of CPR - ITSHNIKS Cool!
We know the computer on Five!

James Bond:
- And what does that mean?

Student # 2:
- For us to hack any password - a minute task!

Student # 3:
- We are brewing both the clip and the site.
We will help you configure the network.

Student # 4:
- We will be able to write the virus and antivirus too.

Student # 1:
“We are subject to both Hard and Soft.”
Let's configure everything at the moment.

Student No. 2:
- Even Microsoft is not a competitor to us!

James Bond:
- I understood - everything is on your teeth.
(presents a CIA agent certificate)
Have you hacked our server?

Student # 3:
- Well, yes! We wanted Instagram - accidentally got into you!

James Bond (takes out a gun):
- So! Hands uphill - and go!

Lecturer (very indignant):
- Why is it so rude?!
(selects a gun and throws up)
You would have come in a year in a year-for a long time everything is on Yu-Tube!
(James Bond grabs his head)
And I will ask you not to distract students from the learning:
It is time for all to take a report.
Leave the room.
(James Bond goes to the door, stops at the door, for some time stands in thought ... and returns)

CIA Director (Voice behind the scenes):
- James, I'm tired of waiting for a report!
Has the capture went normally?

James Bond:
- We cannot cope with Russia - their children are brilliant.
I will not return to your service,
I do not want to spy -
I stay in Novouralsk and go to college.

Voice behind the scene:
-Enforce Bond James in the group of the KPR-16D from 1.12.2016 with full payment of training.

Dedication to students of doctors - script

Dedication to students of doctors - script:

Fanfares sound. Iurder appear.

1 herald.

XXI century - a century of future achievements.
The descendants of the Hellenes and the wise antiquity.
Put your head before your
Dedication. And listen
What will they tell you.

2 herald.

We turned back all the time
From the darkness of centuries, calling their spirits,
The goddess of wisdom, crafts and science -
Zeus's daughter came to you here.

Music sounds. Athena appears, holding a torch and a crown in his hands.

Athena.

I say - the goddess Athena!
From Olympus a descended, sacred mountain -
The monastery of eternal omnipotent gods,
Who ruled in Greece distant,
Ancient, beautiful and wise people,
The science loved!
You, about descendants living in this century
Amazing, even for perspicacious!
But is I, the goddess, the daughter of Zeus, why be surprised?
But I see that Olympus is not subject to the gods.
I see the country a large, torn by conflicts and wars.
But, no matter what, I say to you:
Oh, the descendants of the great and ancient peoples,
Store science, sacred bonds
And art !!!
Let your minds illuminate with sacred fire,
Let a particle of its fire not go out in your hearts!
And in the most difficult, difficult years and days,
In a fierce frost, unbearable heat,
Despite threats, drowning the pain,
In spite of all sorrows and troubles, remember!
You are the children of the Earth! You are the youth of her world!
So let it be on this solemn day of the dedication
A worthy of you will accept my hands
This crown is a symbol of the path
Not easy for knowledge.
And the Holy Torch that the path will illuminate you
On thorns of science is heavy.

- One of the freshmen takes the crown and torch.

Leading. one

From ancient centuries and at all times
There is no service in the world,
And at night and during the day your help is needed
And young, and old, and children!

Leading. 2

Work, study, do not sleep at night,
Let the torch of science shine for you.
Then, so that they can proudly call yourself
The worthy name is a physician!

1 herald.

You are true to the medicine,
And they are ready to give an oscula.
But according to the customs of deep old people
First, the elder gives way to the word!

2 herald.

On this significant day
I bring the victim to the gods,
So that they do not interfere
Your darkens, friends.
Knowing that in medicine
You fixed the feet
Wise I Aesculapa to visit
Now I will invite!

1 herald.

To blessed attention
He lit your holiday
And the fertile fire of the search for knowledge and good
I lit your minds.

Fanfares sound.

2 herald.

Put your head in front of the great Aesculapius.
Aesculapius with a retinue appears to the music.

Aesculapius.

My name is Aesculapius, the god of medical science,
I arrived from Olympus here to welcome you.
I know that everyone here wants to better know healing,
I turn to you and stretch my hands.
Where are people's illnesses,
Where suffering and flour,
Let the people of your heart warm the warmth.
Your targeting hands will be light and tender,
If you know the truth of your science!
I came here with my daughters
And I want to introduce them to you,
So that their beautiful ones illuminated you days
Service to people and in your heart
They inflated a noble flame.
So, get acquainted - a panacea.
Come here, O my daughter.

Panacea.

The goddess of the panacea and people I am known.
For I fly the disease and help mortals.

Aesculapius.

And this is Gigiya - my favorite.
Imagine, dear, so important assembled.

Gigiya.

I am the goddess Gigiya, I can heal.
I instruct to hygiene and call for health to mortals.

Aesculapius.

I ask you, my daughters, imagine a retinue.
Let everyone open his secret curtain.

Panacea:

Imagine, anatomy, the beginning of all the beginning,
All medical knowledge.

Anatomy.

In the current century, the inhabited,
It is completely easy for you to understand
That the mechanism without studying,
You can’t control the machine.
So, who I am not in high esteem

Treatment art is
No matter how you look for - you won’t find how the thoughts are empty in the skull.

Opens an empty skull.

Gigiya.

What are you telling you, pharmacology?

Pharmacology

To save the patient from the disease,
There are many means reliable and useful.
In all forms: liquid and dry.
The doctor cannot do without them.
But to find out the pharmacology of the basis,
You should be ready for sleepless work,
No wonder wisdom says that
"You can’t easily pull the fish from the pond."

Panacea.

Come here, my girlfriend therapy,
And share here with your wisdom.

Therapy.

So that your patient is healthy and vigorous,
Remember - to treat first
It is necessary in a word, well, then tablets later.
Let the medicine not bother you,
Symptoms of false - evil deception.
There is a medicine from all diseases.
And even from heart wounds.

Aesculapius.

Let his word surgery say.

Surgery.

Where the mixing can not cope,
Where the syringe will not solve the problem,
Where the procedure does not help,
The scalpel will hurry to the rescue!
But remember, in the fabric with a knife, invading
He must foresee how you leave!

Gigiya.

I represent obstetrics -
The science of life, the word to it!

Obstetrics.

Everyone knows how respect
Everywhere my profession.
My colleagues save life,
I give it to you!
(raises the baby in the arms).
Personally master, friends,
My profession.
Love her, respect as future your children!

Gigiya.

I will present hygiene.

Hygiene.

How good to restore health,
But not to get sick at all,
The necessary condition is to master my science.
My simple laws will learn everyone without difficulty.
But those who are not familiar with them,
Never know health.

Panacea.

Let the Aesculap
And their faithful companions in their studies.

Aesculapius.

Perhaps what you say, session and scholarship!

Session.

Some are waiting for me with hope,
Others often forget
Sometimes they are afraid of like fire, and they rely for good luck.
But the hour will come, my name is
And I, with assessments of crowning,
I will note your sleepless work and
The heroic dream of a lazy person.

Scholarship.

Everyone loves me, respect
They have been waiting with me for a month.
"Stepukha" gently called,
Sometimes they call the “stepkoy”.
Hope, I will come to you soon
But if you are in a quarrel with a session,
I will drown your hopes-
After all, I do not like Lentyev.

Panacea.

So that the name of the medic is sacred everywhere,
So that he was the best friend on the planet,
For centuries
He gives the oath of Hippocrates

Aesculapius.

This is early, an oath later,

Let the promise give me so far.

And so that this hour remains in memory,

And what was said in the soul sunk.

The moment has come when you, freshmen must wear white robes and take an oath of allegiance to medical duty. Students put on white robes. Fanfares sound.

Aesculapius.

I, Gigiya, are entrusting this scroll, now read out.

Gigiya.

Entering the ranks of students of a medical college, I warmly thank your fate for giving me the right to master the specialty of a physician:

1. All forces and ability to give to persistent and creative mastery of knowledge in order to become a worthy specialist.

Promise!

2. I give a promise: throughout my life, you can’t let the honor and title of doctors in whose ranks I enter!

Promise!

3. Being in industrial practice, in a medical institution, at home, on the street at any time help the patient in accordance with my forces and knowledge!

Promise!

4. Read all the teachers who taught me medical art, along with their parents!

Promise!

5. To be fair to your associates and friends, not to insult their personalities, to observe medical ethics!

Promise!

6. After the end of the college, to improve and multiply your knowledge, do not upset a single act, protect it as a shrine, multiply and glorify the glorious traditions of a medical college!

Promise!

Aesculapius.