Says in rhyme - funny, funny, cool, modern: the best selection for adults

A selection of sayings in rhyme for adults.

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Modern sayings in rhyme - the best selection

Modern sayings in rhyme are the best selection:

Who else has nothing to do
that morning to work
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Found a job in jewelry
drool from the shelves to wipe
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You have no charging by chance
To charge my credit card?
* * *
Who worships the past
That booty stood up to the future
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There is still a mind in the universe
Once it does not come to contact

The power of the authorities does not skid
She doesn't go anywhere
* * *
So it happened to crawl
explains to everyone how to fly
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Since g* so love parades
then they would go to the army to serve
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All that we promised
Nobody will take away from us
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The one who came out of the people
Do not drive back into the people
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First make the roads
Then - eradicate the mat

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Remember me cheerful
And tomorrow I will start repairs
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Diving blondes is very harmful
sawdust wet in the head
* * *
Here is the address of Raskolnikov
She said the fish to the old man
* * *
Why are you to me - even Windows
today you hang
* * *
All day like a damned today
sat with no hands on
* * *
I will play with your childhood
The proctologist gently asked
* * *
Around everything collapsed according to plan
Such was a stupid plan
* * *
And before the seller, I shouted
Do you need to suggest something?
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his fist is like a naked wire
It may not be a noise
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Bech your hands before meals
The infection loves cleanliness
* * *
Food is useful to the body
but it is harmful to eat on an empty stomach
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and dancing jigs on the flowerbed
She said languidly - yes
* * *
I'll go to stuntmen
there is business - to tear helmets
* * *
Yes, rest, you are dear
I will powder all my brains
* * *
Who else to worry about me
After all, I only have me
* * *
I wish to live with my mind
True, for now for my father's account
* * *
So far he is not a strong spirit
but just with a small shower

the old woman thought she was rushing
The driver thought he was not drunk
* * *
All night with a lying policeman
He discussed his rights
* * *
On the navigator - I'm in the tundra
Why don't you understand the blacks
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and he entitled the resume
The life of wonderful people
* * *
All the wisdom of hundreds of generations
On the wall of the elevator set forth
* * *
All pain of suffering and flour
put in the phrase "Your mother"

in a point on marital status
He wrote that there is a hamster
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that I regretted you
I regretted many times
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My character is heavy
All because the golden
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We have everything right right in chocolate
But only bitter is he for now
* * *
You need to go to the emerald city
there Goodwin gives out brains
* * *
Why are you whipping like a woman
Frilled bass - you are a man
* * *
And from a nationwide shirt
We watched good eyes
* * *
Someone sneezes on the path
it looks like someone's trace was caught
* * *
I had to pay in kind
With the unfortunate priestess of love
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you can't scare us with separation
Here is a long proximity - quite
* * *
Our collective farm is an insemic
The bull does not take for the horns
* * *
But for some reason just infuriates
Dogs of a frantic bite
* * *
The wall is hung with horns
then souvenirs of ex -wives
* * *
And I have a point
But only the fifth is she
* * *
To consider her wallpaper
he is ready to tolerate and sex
* * *
Well, at least there was enough mind
you live a stupid life
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as a sandwich you wow you with oil
up the sandwich will not fall
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the money is probably sad too
that I do not often have them
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More recently, I was born
And they say it is time
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suffer somewhere aside
otherwise around everyone
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I don't turn on the turn signal
so as not to issue your route
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Stubbornly you don't notice
that I ignore you
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I, like you, are simple and modest
But only better in thousand times
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garbage - we'll figure it out on the spot
This is usually the plan
* * *
Did you call a complete idiot?
Well drop a couple of kilograms
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that no one argues the life of shit
But you will have to eat anyway
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kindergarten school university work
Then retire - and live ???
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garbage - she passes
But the Tryndets is incurable
* * *
We are ready for the sake of "fucking"
Talking in general "hell knows what"

life for you will give my dear
but is not ready to wash the dishes
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Yes, I promised golden mountains
But it's not about a fur coat
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While your wife is climbing
The hunt will fall asleep
* * *
Men are looking for female affection
Or eat something
* * *
behind the bath he banned her
despising her heart -rending spam
* * *
You are insane today
you just do not taldy
* * *
I scored sex by phone
And there are critical days

Sayings in rhyme funny

Sayings in rhyme funny:

No matter how the wolf is fed, he looks into the forest

Such a wolf nature!
The thief will forever remain a thief
Everyone loves his own skin,
She saves almost everywhere!

Dashing dashing, and good is good.

The decision is true
And so it always happens
True, he will not slip by untruthed
Of the rules, there are exceptions sometimes!

Catches a wolf, catch and wolf

The aggressor receives surrender,
All blue hangs, sticking out the tongue,
He suffers from his gusts,
And he is not used to living in an honor!

A lot of new, but little good

There are many examples, we will touch only culture,
Full of waste paper everywhere,
Where are the songs cute and where are the soloists?
They often deserve one whistle!

The dashing power has a lot, but he has no will!

On force - strength, on poison - antidote,
The police are not kept
This confrontation has lasted centuries,
Look a little, and your bag is empty!

There is a horn for all disgusting!

Otherwise they could not live
You can’t hesitate to hesitate!
You can’t be friends with the criminal,
And under threat, often your life!

Not every villain who is dashing for an hour!

Sleep often, goodbye,
"The demon was bewildered"-also they say
We do not notice the little things right,
And put them in the "forgiven row"!

Not from good intent to dig roots!

Take off the shovel, put the cuffs,
The world does not consist of only fools!
Evil stop at the very beginning,
Kill immediately, so that they don't see him anymore!

The needle is small, but it hurts painfully

Do not neglect even very small,
You can’t always provide for everything,
Be careful at all costs!
You can’t catch up with success!

From a large small one can be made!

Do not be afraid to buy things for growth,
From a large small one can be made!
Big tree, small brushwood,
And nothing can be added to the small,
The tailor is needed here, only skillful!

It is not difficult to reduce from the big one, but it is difficult to reduce where it is scarce!

In our country, interest is the same
For the poor and the rich,
It’s not so difficult to reduce from the big,
But it’s hard to reduce, where and so scarce!

You can't make a straight crooked

You can't make a direct curve,
Do not forget about it never,
In vain, you only grind your hands,
Reason should always be turned on!

You can't make white from black

Label - the magician will be able
It is very cool to deceive us,
He wields not only color,
His art is a distant path!
Do not try to repeat it!
(The fraudster sometimes succeeds!)
That there are bad people
Try not to forget
Otherwise, you have to go for a walk without pants!

Like a swing do not download, the time will come - they will stop!

Do not try to neglect the laws of nature!
The law here is friction in the move!
We are in power of any weather,
Do not click on yourself!

How do not rot, but you won’t kiss your lower back!

The elbow is close, but you will not bite,
How do not rot, but you won’t kiss your lower back!
You can't ask anyone,
You can’t put out a fire with a glass!

What is the question, this is the answer!

What is the question, this is the answer,
You always remember this,
What is the darkness, such is the light,
And think about the question at least sometimes!

Says in rhyme comic - all sayings in one verse

Says in rhyme comic - all sayings in one verse:

Live and learn a century, learn
Do not sit down in other people's sledges
Learning - light, ignorance - darkness,
Drink a bitter bowl to the bottom,
A good beginning of half the old was pumped out,
It flowed on the mustache, but it didn’t get into the mouth,
Hungry belly for learning deaf,
And there is a hole on the old woman,
The fish rots from the head,
Quieter than water, below the grass,
At least neither to the village, nor to the city,
Don't laugh into your beard
The world and death is red,
Better late than never,
Not all the gold that shines,
Poor rumor on the wings flies,
There is still no thin without good
After all, the goal for fiction is cunning
The attempt is not torture, and the demand does not matter,
Trouble came - open the gate,
For seven troubles - one answer:
After the rain on Thursday,
And seven Fridays in the week,
When in a stranger a feast, a hangover,
Change the cuckoo on the hawk
There is no one to blame the mirror,
If the erysipelas is crooked,
You will love and goats
Love is evil and blind,
Like Achilles's heel,
From love to hatred - a step,
The point is the hat, but the point is tobacco,
If he is one like a finger,
God will not give out, the pig will not eat,
Silence - consent sign,
On the mountain when the cancer whistles,
The mountain gave birth to a mouse
Murder will out,
After all, what is written with a pen,
You can't be cut off with an ax
The forest is chopped - chips fly,
Where Makar did not drive the calves,
Do not wake you dashing
While it is quiet,
The law is not written to fools,
I heard the ringing, but does not know where he is,
I will call a lot, there is little sense,
After all, a dashing trouble began,
And the first pancake is coming lumpy
He seemed to swallowed arshin,
Eh, it was not
Here is a bad head
Does not give rest to the legs,
The tongue leads to Kyiv,
After all, the courage takes the city,
What is the pop, such is the parish,
The farther to the forest, the more firewood,
There are no roses without spikes,
True between two fires,
The world is not without good people,
The master is afraid of the master
Better in the hands of a tit,
Fear has big eyes,
If your legs stand up with the left,
Hare hasten - make people laugh
Get a cuckoo with oil,
The quieter you go, the further you'll get,
You will not be forcibly sweet,
What fell from the cart, it was gone,
And he is not enough for him,
Be careful
Goes like a cow saddle
Out of sight, out of mind,
Now do not go on the rampage,
What has passed, the past is
A lot of water has flowed
Who will remember the old
Until the thunder breaks,
Tipun to your tongue
The man does not cross
Among the clear sky thunder,
No need to play with fire,
Where don't throw it, everywhere a wedge,
There is not one warrior in the field,
Take a smaller of two evils,
If a goal is like a falcon,
Business - time, fun - hour,
I got not in an eyebrow, but right in the eye,
More expensive than money, an agreement
If not caught, then not a thief
Nothing is eternal under the Moon,
Friendship cannot be poured with water
How two drops are similar
No face, no skin
Two of a Kind
On poor Makar,
The hat is on the thief,
I hear a fly flying
From him and bribes are smooth,
Sweet vinegar.
His lip is not a fool
The habit is the second nature,
Test on your own hump,
Face to face, face to face,
To make mountains out of molehills,
Take the bull by the horns,
Prove words in practice,
How the dog does in the hay
Catch fish in muddy water,
Buy a pig in a poke,
Not all Maslenitsa to the cat
He has seven spans in his forehead,
Megillah
Take the milk from the goat,
Or like a goose water
And neither fluff nor pen,
Not a comrade goose pig
Friend is known in trouble,
He will not mate water
But what the hell is not joking here,
True, this is a drop in the sea,
Stay on a honest word,
The egg does not teach chicken,
There will be a holiday on our street,
Although the trouble is full of mouth,
Our day will come,
After all, we ourselves with a mustache
But death is just around the corner
God saves man, who save himself,
He laughs well
Who moves your brains
He holds his tongue by his teeth
Strong in hind mind,
If not in the horse, food
So as not to eat soup with a cat
Full bowl - house,
In war as in war,
Feels like a fish in water
As if in a mouth scored,
He did not grab stars from the sky,
But it can pack the mountain,
Two rabbits to kill with a shot,
Start for health, finish for the rest,
My tongue is my enemy when a feast is a mountain,
But how much wolf do not feed,
He can’t get his brains already,
As about the wall to his peas,
So that he died like a dog
Do not pierce his gun,
Live with wolves-howl like a wolf,
Fool to teach what to treat dead,
Wolves to be afraid - do not go to the forest,
Fight against the wall of the head,
Between heaven and earth,
The skin of the unknown to share,
Your lips and honey, drink,
I have all the cards of the bits
Sheep are intact, wolves are full,
Spoils all the lousy sheep,
But for every sage
Pretty simplicity
Appetite - during eating,
Fuck from this radish is not sweeter,
And ours, and yours - we will dance to everyone,
This number will not pass
Fight like fish on ice,
Interrupt from bread to kvass,
Raven Vorona will not turn his eyes off
How to protect the apple of an eye,
Like a mountain from the shoulders
The hand always washes the hand,
The sheepskin is not worth it,
It is not worth it,
About the wolf speech, and he is in front of
Do not spit in the well, it will come in handy,
There are still three more pines to get lost,
Without jumping, not say “gop!”
He is on the forehead and what's on the forehead,
Love to carry the sledges
And the lying do not beat,
Do not go into the water, not knowing the ford,
A fly in the ointment,
No need to turn the mountains
The thin world is better than a good quarrel,
Measure seven times, cut it out,
Two times you can’t eat a pie,
Do not swear a hole - you yourself will get
What goes around comes around,
What is hello - this is the answer,
Every man to his own taste,
One for all and all for one,
Strike while the iron is hot,
After all, the heat of bones does not break
And the wolf's legs are fed,
Hold your legs on your clothes,
There were legs and horns,
There was no sadness
So the devils were pumped up
But the devil is not so terrible
Almost like a cat cried,
The devil himself will break the leg here,
Put a candle to God,
Will come out of the water dry,
After all, all cats are sulfur at night,
Not gods burn pots,
There is no smoke without fire,
The old one will not spoil the horse's horse,
And will not take out the CRU from the hut,
But the horse about the four legs,
Stumbles to the dust,
Like a ram for a new goal,
It is not work for ages, but care,
I'm not me, and the horse is not mine
This is heaven and earth
My hut with the edge
I do not know anything,
Worse than a bitter radish get tired
And there are small spots in the sun,
As for the bosom of Christ,
Do not feed the nightingale fables,
His mind is a ward
Brevity is the soul of wit,
They are not looking for good from good,
The nannies have a child without eye,
The new broom is purely dangling,
Not the cry of trouble will come,
Misfortune never comes alone,
Like a dog fifth leg,
Who is in the forest, some of the firewood,
I found a braid on a stone,
You can't cross the lap,
And you can't spend it on meakin
Old sparrow,
Bread is the head of everything,
There is nothing like leather,
Leopard change his spots,
Fight fire with fire,
Do not count your chickens before they are hatched,
Early Ptachechka sang,
Knows a cat whose meat ate,
The chicken is not a bird
You need to be born in a shirt,
Each vegetable is his own time,
The apple falls nearby
There is no fruit without labor
You will not pull the fish from the pond either,
Patience and work will grind everything,
But seven are not waiting for one,
Who does not work shall not eat,
There are still many places under the sun,
Earth is full of rumors,
Forty on the tail brought
Pulling your nose is not in your own business
Your shirt is closer to the body,
Curious Barbara
A long nose was torn off
More beautiful, of course, they put in the coffin,
For the broken two unbeaten they give,
Dog until old age puppy,
From a sheep of lousy at least wool Klok,
Can be taken from the ceiling
After all, our life is like this
In a strange eye you can see a knot,
Also bend the horn in the ram,
In your own do not notice the logs,
This is grief from the mind,
Spit calmly into the ceiling,
God will put on the soul,
Beat the bucks, count flies,
An old friend is better than two new ones,
A penny saves a ruble,
What will burn out will not rot,
At least from the gate - turn,
The one who is looking for will find
Don't have one hundred rubles, but have a hundred friends,
To the tips of the nails and to the bone brain,
Friends of your friends are our friends,
On the deserted nobleman - Thomas,
He does not give a damn about everyone
No fish, no meat, and laughter, and sin,
He has laughter for no reason
He is always easy at all,
He is a rush gol,
Still without a wand, zero
His hand is the lord,
He does not knit and bast
The bear stepped in the ear
Often I visited a fly
His knee -deep sea
Berry from one field,
What's on the mind, then in the tongue,
Seventh water on jelly,
He was an abyss for a penny
It seems to me in my heart a knife
His soul went on heels,
After all, he did not notice the elephant
There is no court and there is no court
The light did not come down with a wedge
Worse than Tatar, an uninvited guest,
Do not sew the tail to the mare,
Even good and good
Health - first of all,
What is the father and son.
How many goals, so many minds,
With someone else's hands, rake heat
The stars count, soar in the clouds,
Turn the river back,
Show Kuzkin's mother,
Only send them for death,
For seven miles, jelly slurp,
To play or give an oak into a box,
There are no forests behind the trees,
Birds of a feather flock together,
Dairy rivers, jelly shores,
Quiet waters are dangerous,
Wait for the weather by the sea
Although poverty is not a vice,
Thank God, but God forbid,
Hope for God, do not flatter yourself,
Climb quickly into the body,
Kolya was called a load,
After all, the debt is red with payment,
Do not say that not a dozen
If you took up the Guzh,
Risk - noble business,
Business before pleasure,
Sink or swim,
The turkey thought, but got into the soup,
The bad dancer interferes
The wind wears, the dog barks,
Do not wave their fists after a fight,
To show where the crayfish winter,
The water does not run under the stone,
The trouble will always give birth to the mind,
If today is densely,
Tomorrow can be empty
The fish is looking for where deeper
And the person is better than
The word is of course not a sparrow,
Accuracy - the politeness of kings,
Any happiness for a blacksmith
The end is a crown of any business.

Sayings in rhyme cool

Says in rhyme cool:

Oh, the fruit is forbidden! You are sweet
Only by the fact that you are banned!
And the coveted dreams
You only give birth to this!

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But it is worth quickly losing the ban,
And eliminate obstacles,
You look - already desires - no,
And the fetus is not so sweet!

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Happy hours do not observe, but why?
After all, their days flash like a minute,
But, if there is no happiness, everyone knows
What a day seems to us for a week for some reason ...

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Up to change, so - with the queen,
And if to steal, then immediately - a million,
How to steal on trifles, walk "to the left",
Do not lie that you are in love!

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How is there no thin one without good
So there is no good one without a thin one!
We have to hope for ourselves,
And we, alas, hope for a miracle!

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Give me an orange - a pig.
How is it? - Ask her advice.
She doesn’t care, at least an orange
Though pineapple in wine:
"Tastier than the acorns in the world
Fruit - no "!

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First we spend health
To accumulate money,
We eat and rest somehow,
Then we spend money without sparing it,
To somehow return health to us ...

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We are chasing the crane in the sky,
We dream about him in ghostly dreams,
Go down to the ground! No matter how it was
The tit is closer, because she is in her hands!

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We scold the mirror very indecent,
Seeing your reflection,
Who is to blame for the face "asymmetrically",
And here is Amalgam, e-mine?!

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Well, if you are a humpback, then to the grave,
Neither a surgeon nor a noble orthopedist will help here
You can’t waste money, nor nerves, dear,
Live easily, as if a hump - no !!!

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Lived in the proud loneliness of the boot,
He was left, did not please jokes and fun,
He could not find his other life,
The same for sure, only the right!

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The calf is affectionate - he is not a fool at all,
He will never disappear anywhere,
To one cow - this way, and to another - like this,
Adapter, but ... both sucks both of them!

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Since the head is not too smart
Then vanity will hardly go to her for the future,
Come on - does not give himself peace
So her legs also tortured !!!

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Chickens are very cute, we love them for this,
They fluffs and squeak very funny,
But do not rush to count them, ahead - all summer,
You will count them when autumn comes ...

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Take the wolf cub to educate
Feeding is regular, he will gain weight,
But life in captivity is a suffering for him:
Saturating, he still looks into the forest!

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Fisherman! We'll have to work hard
I will say a simple truth in advance:
Kohl will be toune, lazy,
After all, the fish itself will not go into the net!

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Trishka’s caftan is good for everyone:
He is fashionable, okay.
But nowhere he is in him:
It is less than Trichka - three times!

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The farther you go into the forest - more firewood,
Good firewood, free, dry!
But the trouble is, because the result is always as follows:
While you bring them, they become so expensive!

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Complexer than beauty can only be abstract,
There is only revenge in the world of this.
You know that they found big spots in the sun,
Well, in you, dear, they are even more so.

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Having received neither fame nor confessions,
Do not curse your fate with resentment,
After all, our happiness is neither in ranks and titles,
And so that children grow up people.

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Be happy, like your heavenly namesake,
That the key to the door of the paradise hides in his pocket,
Good luck in the works, in the discoveries of the wonderful,
And the goddesses loved more than all the goddess, so that the wife.

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You are a woman with whom a man
Its earthly understands the essence:
That the extraction of fame, money, power,
Then he will only turn into his happiness,
So far you will remain loved.

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Nothing that happiness bypasses us,
What is sometimes joking, love flies to others,
It is only important in life to not outline our souls,
To always respond to someone else's pain!

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And we know that Libra envies in vain,
Affirming that love will be tossing,
And that in the cup they have all earthly happiness,
Forgetting that in another - all earthly pain.

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Fingers over the griffy hung,
And the gaze plunged into memory,
Those thoughts sounded in the soul
What will become in a moment in words.

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How many centuries will not go into eternity
But it remains inevitably
Human soul is most necessary
Neither power nor glory triumph,
Not a mountain of gold. No. Hope!

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Throw those who seek to hold,
Who lets go - hold on to those
This is the law, and you should not be angry with it,
Follow him, and success with you.

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It burns the gambling of the star over you,
A dashing Aries throws everything at the con.
I wish you victories in the game with fate,
But the path in life is lucky in another.

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You are beautiful, without any flattery, right,
And the princesses should live in luxury,
What a pity that you are a worthy frame,
I can't offer you with a smile.

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It is clogged with work every day in the pluck,
Acts and a zifir flash in thoughts,
But the soul tears, as if Jin was a bottle,
The world plugged with duty.

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Alas, I am not an angel in a marvelous one,
About the shortcomings a bunch - I know myself,
Call bad, stubborn and nasty,
But only, for the sake of God, do not leave!

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Let people want to understand everything
All questions are waiting for an answer,
But you - stay for me,
The mystery of love and light.

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You can’t look at our life in longing,
But only having fun, and in the cap of the soldering
Walking bolder, and not at all afraid,
Lost everything on this chessboard.

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Life is a path through envy and deception,
With insidiousness, anger, flattery, he is destroyed,
It is so difficult to walk on all of us,
In order not to stain, hands, conscience, soul.

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Fate is always a little wiser than us,
And if in life we \u200b\u200bdo something wrong
Signals us, then a frisky black cat,
Then in the form of a fat scientist cat.

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There will always be between us,
Like that connecting thread,
All unheard of you,
That I did not dare to finish.

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When the mind of passion is fogging,
Remember, despite the temptation,
It is more important for a man - a goal,
For a woman - the nuances of achievement.

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I pierced your barrier almost point blank
But, how, Lord, I became unhappy,
In my soul it is inexorablynd
Everything that was still shining in it.

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Always be very careful in life,
And hide your feelings more thoroughly,
Good sex and without love is possible,
Bad - possible only for love.

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Ready to be silent and not interfere,
Do not torment you with communication,
Just if your soul would
My soul was consonant.

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My fate, please: everywhere
Throughout the life of all,
Deliver the hypocrite of the girl,
And from the bites of the vile snakes.

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Let fate straighten his eyebrows,
And prepare a large jackpot,
We wish you happiness and health
And the rest will buy a husband.

Funny sayings in rhyme

Funny sayings in rhyme:

And the thought that everything is forever, terribly finite.
I hate you, open a visa to me.
With a hammer in the eggs and a sickle on the fingers.
My head, and in the crotch, home!
In every skyscraper there is a Gobi desert.
Take a hot man on a fang, but with her a bad man.
Although there is a lot of sip, you need to squint at both.
Sharp knees, sneaky zenki.
I’m all the ardor to her - well, and a fed! He revealed the whole essence as a tin can.
Poof, now eat. Graving, dress in the arrogance.
Fight, eat, eat ... hear, not listen.
Like a devil from a snuffbox. Like a wife from fitting.
Each mind has its own chamber, many have number six.
The fool had large views, only to the granular ward.
The crown does not press the fool, he is a genius in her, not an idiot.
When they rake in a psychiatric hospital, will you prove that not a camel?
They say: a fool is full! When with money, with a smart one?
Enemy intrigues sow rakes.
Smart phrase is better than a diamond.
Giving bribes - the game "In Hide and Humanitory".
Each family has its own Olivier.
Bad serving in the case is false.
A clear mania is a thirst for attention.
A bit of failure do not give back.
A good word touches the heart.
That which viciously sticks firmly.
Good advice is warmly warm.
Oil "puddles" affectionate outside.
Modest charm is the best robe.
Each window has its own cats and cats.
In the world, silence is a special sound.
The personality is thieved - always guilty.
All inventors are great dreamers.
Think about the great with a calm face.
And for important matters there should be a limit.
Life is a fingerprint - without small typos.
You can be proud that it has fallen to be born.
The dispute is not important.
Take doubt as a kind of sign.
Dreams are fulfilled without excessive fuss.
With the muse, revelation - through inspiration.
I will help even the worst enemy than I can.
In life, adolescents have hundreds of intersections.
Know: Evil tongues - dare to hang labels.
It’s very sad, but you will not recognize a fool from your face.
If you are authority, then hold the answer for everyone.
Who harms the intestine.
Each fraudster in a strict collar.
Expensive self -interest can alive.
Do not enter the battle, foreseeing the defeat.
Where crosses rush, there is no excessive fuss.
Instructive fairy tales sometimes condensate paints.
You will be a foolishness, your life will break.
Life without disadvantages can be a lack of land.
In the immense sea of \u200b\u200bwords aphorisms, like a catch.
In life, many had a chance to rely on random.
The old -fashioned tattoo cannot be demolished onto the flea market.
The mocking laugh has an ugly smell.
Do not enter into a dialogue if the debate is a demagogue.
In life, as if in a line: we will get to the point.
Nowadays, a sorcerer, very often - pro -Chindica.
Life hangs in the balance if you are always in a throw.
The theft is flourishing where Kumovism rules.
Our life is wandering in difficult tests.
Of course, money is evil, since it was not lucky wisely.
If you play with a conscience, you can light up.
When filling your stomach, do not forget to turn on your mind.
In a friend you can be sure if he is checked in business.
And the patient in the ward is happy if the doctor is sympathetic with him.
You can even be a moral disabled person with a smart look.
Passion, of course, is not to attack, but it can be a gap in it.
It is a pity, but in the school of life, graduation is always on trips.
Do not knock on the door for a long time - suddenly a fierce beast behind the door.
Kohl lives - “at exchanged”, life goes - either crouching, then at all.
Live do not buy, share your friends.
Here you have a cuckoo - what you want, then you will buy.
The authorities do not overdo it.
Play into your mouth - it lies even more.
Even though the church is close, but to walk in a squabble,
And the tavern is far away, but I go slowly.
Coughs thinner - stretch longer.
The cops are not kents to us!
Take envy for other people's belongings.
The frenzied child is not to give a knife.
I took up the guzh, do not forget to go to the shower.
During the day we will bent - we will bend at night.
I do not need either “yes” or “no” - I need access to the Internet!
Live in the wilderness, and write letters to us.
Being a legal day, be pleased and one.
The red hut is not kouteen, but by timely payments.
You lie on the couch without a penny in your pocket, get up, work hard, conspire with us.
Burning in milk is blowing beer in a tavern.
Our shot for the shooting ripen.
He does not hear the ringing, but the cries "Fuck out!"
Taking the rogue from the devil, give him the skin.
The trouble will torture - the trouble will learn.
“Perhaps” yes “somehow” cannot be brought to good.
You like to swim, love and engage in artificial breathing.
Warmer in the south, but in the north is colder!
Woe, that the sea, is neither to cross or get out.
Two plowing, and seven wave their hands.
The veins are torn from severity, tears are pouring from pity.
The son -in -law loves to take, but fussy loves flattery.
Appreciate books - Figi source
Fedul paid all the taxes, but extended his legs from his hunger.
And wart - an increase in the body.
What are themselves, such are the sledges.
Whoever wants the authorities, in that of him, and the abyss.
Either hay is a handle or a pitchfork to the side.
The sky is in the fog, the earth is in deception, empty in the pocket.
Grandma's loss was found, and what to do with her now?
Get lost yourself, and do not forget to call your parents!
Damn - not a wedge, the belly will not split.
Not a crap - at least for a pear.
There is a saying for every Yegor.
Barbara chose all the roads.
Maxim was warmed near Osin.
Two demidies, but both do not see.
Varlam breaks in half, and Denis with everyone has disappeared.
Hungry Fedot and Turnip in hunting.
Ipat made a shovel, and Fedos to sell.
Each Alenka praises her Burenka.
Grandfather Mossey loves a fish without bones.
And Vaska listens, but eats.
Fekla prayed, but God did not insert the glass.
Ulyana woke up not too late, not early - everyone is going from work, but she is right there.
Glad Yakov that Pies with poppy seeds.
Glory to Ivan, and Savva is to blame.
Arinushka Marinushka is no worse.
Opor Eremey will offend the sparrow.
Plings Fedot with his mouth, but no sense on a needle.
Barvara’s grandmother was angry for the world for three years; She died with that that the world did not recognize.
Rejoice Kiryushka, your grandmother will have a feast.

Sayings in rhyme carbon monoxide

1. Each aphorism has
There must be its own charisma!

2. Sometimes among and aphorists
You will meet a lot of scammers!

3. If you want to raise IQ -
Take two cups coffee.
But only everything is more reliable,
How to dip the brains in Inet!

4. The face will be useful to the face,
Passing through the filters of Photoshop.

5. Why do you need immortality, tell me?
He lived a little - let others live!

6. And a cockroach - wants to live -
Zigzags, let him run away!

7. We sing beauty
beloved eyes,
Raising the words to height
banal phrases.

8. Only bones on a graveyard
They do not go to visit anyone.
They are punished to lie
And the sadness of the living to tighten.

9. Each fool is a guru for himself and so.
But for every fool you need a guru!

10. Everyone has their own symphonies -
On the background of cacophony!

11. In the middle of everyday wild storms
Do you want to survive? Kalambur!

12. Protecting the honor of the uniform,
Lay the commander!

13. When you are the cops, you are calm on the street!

14. What did you dream about, Crazy Aurora,
At the hour when Putin Rasputin took?

15. While dental pain is alive,
Appreciate the dentist!
Since he put everything on the shelf,
There is no sense in appreciate it!

16. It is not useful that it climbed into the mouth,
And then it is useful from which health is iron!

17. From hormonal storms
A different nonsense will save!

18. The world is full of gestures and grimaces -
Life mimicates us!

19. A visiting friend is better than two two!

20. I look at the general and Shiseya,
And yet I begin to understand:
Only sitting on such a country on the neck,
Such a neck can be unique!

21. Death to deceive luck sometimes falls.
Nobody succeeded in giving life, my friend!

22. How can I live, the earth is not loving,
Although sometimes cold, then hot?
The world gave me itself today -
How will I answer him with a gift?

23. And in a foreign land and in the Fatherland
Sometimes you will meet this - bend!
But here alone is not enough life,
To describe all miracles and this life!

24. Only astronauts saw
Unbarious Dali!

25. There are more beautiful news,
And this I am dumbfounded:
The place is indicated -
The Euro parashi!

26. We were not just familiar.
We even loved - to a coma!

27. Do not rush with orgasm -
Where is the sharp orgasm of the soul!

28. We come to visit,
And our house is on a graveyard!

29. The era of wretched
Satness of the eye:
We betrayed God -
God turned away from us!

30. Will you wake up a Buddha in yourself? -
Will!

31. The body collapsed,
The soul flew off
And what remains? -
Only a good deed!

32. Well, what beauty
Does everyone like everyone like it?

33. Wherever you throw - from all sides
Male hormone testosterone!
And also rushes along the rusols veins
Hormone for women - estrogen!
And if I am friends with the hormone, I
My whole life is harmony!

34. What you found - you will lose,
What he gave - he saved.
And you believe in the light - then only
And God will believe in you!

35. Each advice has its own veto!

37. Do not rejoice, fool, good luck,
While Fortune is looking for change!

38 What are we land? Just a bio-musor.
What is the land to us? Solid memorial!

39. Why am I a plus?
Because I sleep myself!

40. Make a look,
What business!

41. Sometimes God gives
Yes, the devil beats your hands!

42. Pilya yesterday's sawdust,
In the soul we give birth only scum
Sawdust saw of past years,
We are losing a trace on a new day!

43. Whatever news, then shitty!

44. Cardboard folders of racks -
the former century.

45. Well, prose writer, will you tell about the hare?
Or about rabbits - in Australia there are their army!
They, like ours, have happiness - to multiply.
They, like ours, have grief - die!

46. \u200b\u200bEnough about politics,
Pour in the analyst!

47. When your mentes are kents,
You are calm on the street!

48. In the implementation of trash
Advertising is important!

49. Remember Mumu - to a minimum!

50. In the anti -corruption summit
just those themselves take part!

51. He flew to the south of Pegasus -
It is unknown, in a fig`s!

52. Quality of knocking!

53. The status of a woman has increased,
But the gender question arose here:
“Who should you rely on
so as not to go to bed right away? "

54. You can’t get out of the vicious circle,
Without changing the enemy's face to the elbow of a friend!

55. Having loved three sisters, I realized again -
This wealth cannot do.
Therefore, I change faith, hope, love
To freedom, equality, brotherhood!

56. Man! Cleaning teeth in the morning
Remember clearly:
Shaving cream - on a bee, take a hundred grams,
Only after that take a toothbrush!

57. We have in Mongolia -
Your magnolias!
And we have in Adygea
their gays

58. Love relations Complete
It will run out, since your moshna is empty.
But if the wallet is full of money,
Among women will be your rating!

59. competent emigrants
Grants win!

60. Do not wish anyone the slightest evil,
And then you will not look like a goat!

Sayings in rhyme for adults

Sayings in rhyme for adults:

Taking the rogue from the devil, give him the skin.
The trouble will torture - the trouble will learn.
“Perhaps” yes “somehow” cannot be brought to good.
You like to swim, love and engage in artificial breathing.
Warmer in the south, but in the north is colder!
Woe, that the sea, is neither to cross or get out.
Two plowing, and seven wave their hands.
The veins are torn from severity, tears are pouring from pity.
The son -in -law loves to take, but fussy loves flattery.
Appreciate the books - the source of figs.
Fedul paid all the taxes, but extended his legs from his hunger.
And wart - an increase in the body.
What are themselves, such are the sledges.
Whoever wants the authorities, in that of him, and the abyss.
Either hay is a handle or a pitchfork to the side.
The sky is in the fog, the earth is in deception, empty in the pocket.
Grandma's loss was found, and what to do with her now?
Get lost yourself, and do not forget to call your parents!
Damn - not a wedge, the belly will not split.
Not a crap - at least for a pear.
The mirror is not to blame for the mug.
From a little fears, great salvation.
Not everyone sleeps, who snores.
The old wolf knows a lot.
Hungry Fedot any cabbage soup.
A penny to a penny - a family will live.
Every holiday is not without a ugly.
One tear rolled, and the other turned back.
Do not teach a scientist there is baked bread.
There is no science without flour.
As many as two ranks: a fool and fool.
From the extinguished coal you will not get fire.
On Ivashka and a shirt.
The scabbards themselves run to the sweet Serezhenka.
A friend is - the heart is warming up.
It is great in the body, but it’s small.
The pumpkin is similar to a watermelon, but not similar to it.
They beat Foma for Yeremin's guilt.
Whoever hurts, he says about that.
On the holiday - a pear, and on Buden - Klisha. (Pear - a brief form of the name of Agrafena)
The look is magnificent, and a useless chube.
He lived to the bald head, but did not put the mind.
The head is with a basket, and the brain is not a crumb.
At least in Paris, and he will be red.
The view is brilliant, and the stinking itself. (stinking - that is, smelly)
It shines from above, and whistles in my head.
The head is with a kul, and the mind is zero.
Without a friend in life is tight.
I am always ready to give a lady to understand, without extra words!
Madmoiselle, I must admit to you: I dream of getting lost in you a little!
Another woman is ready to fall in love to ... share this with a girlfriend.
She is with love and warm me ... oar, oar, oar!
And happiness was, is and will be ... until the alarm clock wakes up.
What is the worst in our life? - That we do not know what we are!
“We are about everything! - said the poet, - Some - a month later, some - a hundred years later "
Life as an “album” - two, three “hits”, everything else - ... vanity!
“I like that you are not sick with me,” flu pork told me today.
Citizen, let me give you my civic duty!
I gave Yudashkin in the face ... And now the Fingals are in fashion.
Well, how will I become a man when the bananas are so cheap?
Tonight in the restroom, I erected a monument to myself unmarried!
It is easy to see beauty in a wonderful rose, and you try, see it in manure!
I came to a woman with appetite, and immediately found a zest in her.
I was happy with her until ... I did not fall in love.
I want to go to heaven, friends, but there is no gun to regret!
I don’t know how to skate, but I can fall and laugh.
I’ll go, as usual ... seriously: living means laughing ... to tears.
Remember, rushing upstairs from the bottom, that there is a lot of ... everything on the surface.
Fight with evil, fight, fight ... But look did not respond.
The one who throws stones in us - it helps us to build a temple!
When you are drowning in the mud, say that you take a bath.
Do not listen to advice! (including this :)
Today I am sober, well, just like a pig.
I like to describe nature, since there is no people nearby.
I found a soul mate! - An inflatable sweet blonde!
It’s good not to lose heart on the couch up a belly.
One, and even two, I rest a week ... from idleness!
I live without fuss, like philosophers and cattle.
Damn, what is the crown of creation all my jam?!
My lyrical geruin Fui is sometimes sending me.
I tell you seriously: laugh, otherwise it will be too late.

Vulgar sayings in rhyme

Vulgar sayings in rhyme:

Baba is not afraid of either a big x **, nor small, but is afraid of Vyologi
Grandma loves hot tea, granddaughter loves x ** standing.
Baba is drunk - n *** and a stranger.
Baba Yaga, bone leg, w ** and Zhilina, n *** and cut. (Fairytale saying)
Father-Hmelek, do not shove forward.
Poor, like Adam, and x ** there is nothing to cover.
Without soap in Z **, it will fit.
Without n *** Julia like without gingerbread.
You won’t grab Bzdeh, you won’t get it in a w **.
B *** and the thief to make excuses for a long time.
The rich is pushing that x ** does not serve, but the poor cries that x ** does not hide.
The rich everything is built, and the poor in p *** is born.
In a week, a fathom of firewood is about ** ah, and come on at a time at a time.
I will be in front in Sreda, and on Friday - in the ass.
In the pants are not ** la, in the mittens is not work.
Suddenly, from nowhere, appeared - in the mouth ** and!
Vertlava - her, and in a stupa you won’t hurt a pestle, and you don’t have a tied to **.
In the spring and the sliver climbs onto the sliver.
It can be seen that from the holiday: it goes yes *** wipes off.
Whatever the pig will be dressed, and the entire tail will wrap up with a threshold.
General, without a star, that mare without p *** s.
Eye is not p *** a - blows!
Eyes are at least crooked, yes x ** straight.
He looks at the book, and sees Fig.
Voice like in the owing hair: both thin and unclean.
Sin - while his legs up, lowered - the Lord forgave.
Come on x ** fresh, at least bear.
Two x ** and drive.
Two thighs are in the bastard, and x ** in the root.
The girl is small, but the mind is great, I took P *** at the brick and the h ** falls on.
The ninth x ** eat without salt.
Things are like in Poland - who has more than x **, that is the pan.
There is money, so Vanya-Vanchka, but there is no money-so ** and the buffet.
Why does the woman have legs? So that x ** does not stray from the road.
Good man: he doesn’t eat candles, nor flies does not **.
There is no good X ** bad weather.
Trust the fool glass x **.
West house is not to shake (lead the household - do not get ** to shake).
Drov is not a log, but x ** knee.
Dur ** at - h ** stupid.
A fool, yes x ** to shame - the Posadsky women of the find.
Subzerochka-cheeshelka! I lived - moved, and died - did not forget.
If it was not grandfather’s craft, so my grandmother would have overgrown.
Each b *** b *** praises.
Ka ** to laugh - how to laugh as to give birth - to cry like.
As a horse is bought, they promise oats, but how they buy it, and hay is sparingly!
No matter how you poke, do not turn, x ** n *** s is always shorter.
Like a **, and once ** Drink.
Kaluga Eagle three years ** la, if not for Tula, would have been blowing.
You can’t feed Kasha x **.
Porridge with oil, but n *** at x ** m you can’t spoil.
If the girl wants to - he will give through the keyen.
If a black hole, so a nobleman.
To whom x **, but I am always two.
Continue P *** Hedgehog, start ** hedgehog.
The cow jumps on a bull for milk.
Trouble for trouble - bought a gelding, and he is with a pussy
A woman is a hundred years old, but n ... de demolition
In a large family e ... ohm don't click
Spring will show who is where
A hungry woman sleeps badly - everything is poor he ... th dream
Sin - while the legs up, he lowered - the Lord forgave
Give a glass to a glass x..y - he will not break, so he will lose
Drov is not a log, but x..y knee
Fuck..t, as he writes, and he breathes a little
At the wheel of pi .. a is not a ride
Ivan Marya is not a decree: to whom he wants, he will give him.
Everyone jerks off as they want
Books in a bag, x..y on the dumka
The cat threw kittens - let him fuck ... Xia, as they want.
Who is friendly with vodka, that x ... th is not needed
To someone else's shore, all ships and barges, and to ours-all x ... yes sticks
People get married, fuck ... we have nothing to put on
Little x ... k in the pussy of Korolek
Neither God, nor Christ, nor to Mother in Pi ... at
One is chopping, and seven in Hu ... trumpet
Let the mug of sheep, if only pi ... and human
Pi ... and yes a broom, yes five -altified money
Dowry two hacks - pussy and a piece
Laughter laughter, but pi ... but upward
News - do not shake with muddy
Right now, to bite an apple, chat and fall asleep
Right now, the bristle of leaving and pi ...