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Converted proverbs and sayings in verses - the best selection

Converted proverbs and sayings - the best selection — Converted proverbs and sayings in verses - the best selection

Reviewed proverbs and sayings in verses - the best selection:

The country is good Russia!
Here the horse grazes in the coat.
Born here, lived and died
The famous Grandfather Pichto.

A deck grows through a stump,
The amulet for everyone - maybe,
Well, worse than Tatar,
It is clear to everyone - an uninvited guest!

The ruble of a penny is saving here,
The goal for fiction is cunning
Drunk - the sea knee
And there is no thin one without good!

There are seven Fridays here in the week
And not in an eyebrow everything, but in the eye,
Well, and the one who gently creeps
It will definitely sleep hard!

Everything is clear here
Knows horseradish how to continue to live,
There is more than once during the night
The toad can strangle!

Here we are not a wolf work,
For seven troubles - one answer.
Here hiccups on Fedot
And there is no happiness for the sea.

Here since the time of King Gorokha
Makar did not drive the calves,
Crumbs are not collected here
Kohl hurry like a fire.

Here the plaque is buzzing
And purred Eshkin cat.
At the old woman and in the hole
He sees an eye - a tooth is a jar!

Behind Kudykina's city
Sometimes you can’t see a zgi.
The storm of a halt skies the sky -
Better quarrel world.

Here we have a law - what's the drawbar
The butt will not break the whip!
So that something does not work out in the wilderness,
The prosecutor in the taiga is a bear!

We would have everything for free!
God will not give out, the boar will not eat!
Who is stronger - they are right,
To eat a fish, or to get to get on!

Here silence is a sign of agreement.
The less you know the better you sleep!
Our happiness is rain with bad
You can't please everyone here.

Here I found a braid on a stone
Here, what you sow - then you areatting,
What we wrote here -
You can’t understand without a bottle!

All of us - raspberry crazy,
Cancer will not whistle on the mountain,
Neither in London nor in Berlin,
Do not understand them in any way!

There is no thin one without good, someone in the forest, some of the firewood,
The first pancake all the time lumpy, each here is not basting.
The fall, as always, is in a straw, as always, the fall threatens.
Only he will understand me who lives in my country.

Good country Russia,
It's good in it, where we are not,
Where we are fed with breakfast,
There are one answer for seven troubles.

In her, the pig is not a comrade,
The king of the king lives in it
And in her in Kuzkina mother
The fable feeds the nightingale.

We Lata Kacttan Trishkin
After the rain on Thursday.
We need to sink very well,
To weave for lunch.

And new gates
The ram looks and is silent.
"Cleanliness - the key to health"
On the gates of those hangs.

On five legs a dog
On Kudykina Mountain
I wear my own, which does not pull
Verily drags in the morning.

We hurry faster
Dad in a bell to please.
Because we are waiting for when
Cancer whistles on Mount?

The number seven was measured for us,
Chisel is sipping for seven miles.
7 miles for a frantic dog -
Not a hook. And what is the question here?

We measure seven times - once we cut off
From happiness in the sky we are the seventh.
Seventh water on jelly -
Relatives? We love the "Father's House".

Modern adult folklore - converted proverbs and sayings

Modern adult folklore - converted proverbs and sayings:

Baron Byron - Baran, Baran Baron Bairon.
Karl at Clara stole dollars.
The beauty is written off - you can drink water from the face.
In the yard - firewood, on firewood - a lads, at the lads - grass.
Cloudly conceived the child before marriage.
Employees privatized the enterprise - privatized, but did not prostrate.
Sasha is perfection itself, and is also self -improved!
Hunger is not aunt, the pies will not bring.
A goal is like a falcon, and an oster is like an ax.
The lip is not a fool, the tongue is not a spatula, knows where sour, knows where it is sweet.
Two boots of the couple, both left. Well, or both right ...
You will chase two hares - you won’t catch a single boar.
Whoever remakes the old one - that’s the eye, and whoever forgets is both.
Duster trouble starts - there is a hole, there will be a gap.
Grandmother wondered, in two said: either rain, or snow, or not, or not.
Poverty is not a vice, but a great misfortune.
In a healthy body, a healthy mind is a rare luck.
Lucky like a Saturday drowned - a bathhouse does not need to be drowned.
The raven will not turn the eyes of the eye, but will turn it off, but it will not pull it out.
It was smooth on paper, but they forgot about the ravines, and walk on them.
At least a stupid of a stake, he puts his two.
The girlish shame - to the threshold, crossed and forgot.
The road spoon is for dinner, and there at least under the shop.
For the broken two unbeaten ones, they give it, but it does not hurt to take it.
The hare of the legs wear, the wolf's teeth are fed, the fox takes away the tail.
And the business is time and fun.
The horse will not fall a mosquito until the bear will help.
The chicken bites the grain, and the whole yard is in the litter.
Young scolding - amuse themselves, and the old people are scolding - they are furious.
Do not open your mouth to someone else's loaf, get up early and start your own.
They carry water on angry, and they ride the good themselves.
Not all the Kotu is Shrovetide, there will be a post.
The woodpecker is not sad that he cannot sing, he will hear him the whole forest.
Neither fish, no meat, no caftan, no cassock.
A new broom flows in a new way, and how it breaks-it is lying under the bench.
One in the field is not a warrior, but a traveler.
The horses will die from work, and people get stronger.
The stick about the two -edges, hits there and there.
Repetition is the mother of the learning, comfort of fools.
The drunken sea is knee -deep, and a puddle is on the ears.
Dust a pillar, smoke of a rocker, and the hut is not ghee, not meta.
Work is not a wolf, he will not run into the forest, because it, cursed, should be done.
Growing big, but if they didn’t be noodles, pull out loyal, but don't be simple.
The hand washes his hand, but both will overthrow.
The fisherman sees a fisherman from afar, therefore he bypasses the side.
You get along with a bee - you get a honey, you will contact a beetle - you will find yourself in manure.
The dog lies in the hay, does not eat and does not give cattle.
They ate the dog, choked on his tail.
The old horse will not spoil the furrow, and it will not plow deeply.
You go quieter - then you will be from the place where you are going.
Fear has great eyes, but they see nothing.
The ward is, but the key is lost.
Bread on the table is the throne, and bread is not a piece - and a table board.
Miracles in the lattice are a lot of holes, but there is nowhere to jump out.
Bright-covered, and the knot is here.
My tongue is my enemy, previously drooping my mind, searches for troubles.
The law is not written to fools, if it is written, then it’s not read, if it is read, then it is not understood, if it is understood, then not so.
Old age is not joy, you’ll sit down - you won’t get up, you will run - you won’t stop.

Reviewed proverbs and sayings funny

Reviewed proverbs and sayings funny:

A penny saved the ruble, cherished, and then inflation happened.
He came to the dentist, but he is not in the tooth with his foot.
Life is a game in which death wins.
“As if to observe the baby and get a baby,” thought Baba Yaga, hugging Koshchei immortal.
“Without knowing the ford, do not go into the water,” the goose of the chicken instructed, pushing her out of the water.
Neither the candle, nor the devil of the poker - the Pisa tower.
“And what the soul holds on,” he thought with a pathologist at the autopsy.
A pig was raped into the mud, she runs, and the dirt lies. Pig once, and chicks ....
“Hove is not sweeter,” the carrot laughed.
And I won’t give others to the negs. Dog in the manger.
Paradise pleasure, ”the pig bliss, bathing in a dirty puddle.
“Behind the sea, the body of a half and transportation is dear,” the bull grieved, standing in line at the ticket office.
“You wouldn’t chase the priest for the cheapness,” said the priests of the ass, laying out rotten potatoes from the bag.
The mountain with the mountain does not converge, and the person with a person converge, and then diverge.
A fairy tale is a lie, but in it a hint, good fellows are a lesson, and unkind, let them read the Criminal Code.
“The language will bring to Kyiv,” thought the man. He took the donkey by the tongue and went where his eyes looked.
Life to live is not to cross the field, but to cross the mined border strip.
Two boots - a couple, two socks - a couple. Two men too - a couple.
“Better bitter, however, than a sweet lie,” mowing mowed on sugar.
If the mountain does not go to Mohammed, then Mohammed does not go to grief. The measured, the more measured.
“Hair is long- the mind is short”- Lysina was comforted.
“To himself - a general,” the soldier rejoiced, sticking his paper stars on shoulder straps.
“The more measured, the more measured,” decided a centimeter wrapping himself around a ten-kilogram weight.
“Do not be born beautiful, but be born happy,” cooked the immortal, hugging Baba Yaga.
A shoemaker without boots, a tailor without a port, a doctor without health, a banker without money, a forester without a forest, a general without an army, a bride without a bride, but worst that a red hat without a gray wolf.
He flew like a plywood over Paris, and landed on the Eiffel Tower.
How much a thief does not steal, and does not pass the prison - each vegetable has its own time.
With a cute paradise in a hut - a drunken snout completely ruined.
“There is no place for a person, but a man” - a place, Malevich thought, painting over a black square.
“Do not expect a good tribe from a thin seed,” Klop laughed over a cockroach.
The fool gets rich, builds air castles, and lets them in the wind.
Those who get up early, God gives him - hope for God, but do not flatter himself.
“Morning of the evening of wise,” thought the sun and lay down to sleep.
If you were born a baobab, do not look at the birch, Ruby tree on its own.
With the mouth of the baby, the truth speaks, and with the mouth of the elderly - insanity.
“You won’t put on someone else's companies- a scarf,” the boy said, gluing his mouth with a tape.
I got into a wolf flock, howling wolf, even if you are lambs, otherwise they will eat it.
“You won’t spend the old sparrow on meak,” the cat meowed, pouring the grains into a trap.
A thief on a thief sits and drives a thief. And towards the chief of the police: "Hello gentlemen deputies."
So that the child does not do, if only the parents would not cry.
Hope dies last. Thriller.
Instructions in the bath: the hand washes the hand.
Gray hair in a beard - and bald head on the whole head.
The dog barks - the caravan is coming. Deaf on a walk.
Prepare the sled in the summer, and the cart in the winter, if you did not buy a car.
My police, but it does not protect me.
With the world on a thread, a poor ball.
“Kui iron is still hot”- the firefighter Kuznetsa ordered, having arrived to put out the fire.
Born beautiful, or not at all.
“Ladfness forward was born,” said the turtle to the Kuritz.
“Oh, you are onion,” Buratino laughed, substituting the bandwagon of Chipolino.
“I don’t have a rash for the wound,” the cook chicken asked.
“It’s not red hut with corners”, the builder retorted to the remark that the walls are crooked.
“The raven will not turn his eyes off, but in vain,” thought the frog.
“A well -fed hungry will not understand,” thought the translator, swallowing saliva at a banquet with foreigners.
Man is a friend, comrade and sister.
Husband and wife are one Satan, and it would be better to two angels.
Whoever gets up early, he hates the alarm clock.
Fear the horse in front, the goat behind, and the killer from all sides.
Until the fried cock does not peck, the man does not cross.

Converted proverbs and sayings in a modern way

Reduced proverbs and sayings in a modern way:

What you sow, you will reap - again crop failure.
Seven troubles, one answer is a policy of politics.
Work is not a wolf, the forest will not run away - work is a home beast.
Whatever is done is done for the better - and what is being done is better not to do.
You love honey, love and chill - honey is better to eat in the freezer.
Wolves to be afraid, do not go to the forest - wolves do not eat brave.
How much wolf does not feed, but he looks into the forest - they feed better in the forest
Silence of gold - close your mouth!
Learn a century, you will die a fool - we are all fools.
Give - take it, but they beat the run - first they give, and then they beat.
The business is time, and the funny was invented by employers.
Do not have a hundred rubles, but have a hundred friends - intimate good with enthusiastic objects.
Do not say a gop until you jump over - the work of the gopnik is an obstacle run.
He sees the eye, but the tooth is in a heifer - at the reception of the dentist.
Seven are not waiting for one - except for the Snow White, the dwarves are not waiting for anyone.
He did the case, walk boldly - not caught, not a gopnik.
Do not spit in the well, it will be useful to get drunk - they will soon block the water.
You can’t easily catch a fish from the pond - it is better to delegate fishing questions to others.
Who is the last one and dad - do not participate in a gangbang, you still won’t have time.
Better a tit in your hands than a crane in a pope - do not want too much, appreciate what is.
The farther to the forest, the more firewood - lumberjacks live in the depths of the forest
You go quieter - then you will - if you go quietly, you can get to heaven.
The logs in his eye does not notice the logs - you say a lot - you will get a log in the eye.
The born cannot crawl to crawl - but what about butterflies with pupae?
You can’t put a handkerchief on someone else's companies - Fu. Close your mouth. Stinks.
From good, they are not looking for good - good is evil.
Love is evil, you will love and goats - love corrupts.
You will know a lot, you will grow old soon - the less you will know, the younger you will look.
You’ll chase two hares, you won’t catch a single one - chase three, God loves a trinity.
Make a laugh, make people laugh - laughter brings happiness - hurry.
Do not say from Suma and the prison - they will still rob and put it as a guilty one.
They meet on clothes, escorted by the mind - undressed and exhausted, like a fool.
Without recognizing grief, you will not recognize joy - if you want to do well. Do badly, and then, as it was.
There will be no misfortune and happiness - still there will be no nifig.
Bread is the head of everything - in the head not sawdust, but grain.
From work and horses die - people are not horses, everything will be demolished.
The third extra - it is better to drink together, more will go.
Do not waste time on someone who does not seek to spend it with you - spend time on neighbors.
Whoever gets up early, God gives him - God also hurries to work.
Do not scare the hedgehog with a naked booty - the priest is a funny thing.
Whoever got up, that’s the slippers - all who are in slippers do not sleep at night.
There are no not beautiful women, there is little vodka - vodka is the best cosmetics, apply more often.
The path to the heart of a woman is paved with the hearts of men-women builders-maniacs.
The path to the heart of a man lies through the stomach - women, want love, be prepared to eat you.
There is no thin, without good - good and evil conspired. They are at the same time.
If you want to live, be next to the hero - the hero of Koschey Immortal.
You see a sill in a strange eye, but you don’t notice logs in your logs - the log interferes with watching.
Do not teach a scientist - scientists are unacceptable.
There are no not beautiful men, there is little money - plastic for money - a common thing.
Live quietly - you will not see a dashing - I famously loves to have fun.
There is patience - there will be skill - skill, like toothache, is better not to be able to.
For a frantic dog, seven miles are not a hook - frantic only run straight.
For the mother, a child under a hundred years old is a baby - it is better to live with your father, you will rather grow up.
To God is high, far to the king - God flies, and the king runs away.
Who knows a lot, he believes a little - who knows a lot, the brain volume has been overloaded.
Who himself does not believe in others - only the rogue knows people well.
Men are afraid of a beautiful woman - all beautiful - scary
What is the bed, such is a dream - it is better to sleep on a girl.
What are the guests, such is the feast - invite only the overeat.
What is the pop and the parish - the pop scraps.
Seven nannies have a child without eye - Kutuzov had seven nannies.
The morning of the evening is wiser - the evening was created for other things.
If the mountain does not go to Mohammed, then Mohammed goes to the grief - Mohammed smoked.
With a filthy sheep, even a wool of a handle - it is better to be a filthy sheep, they will not be sent to barbecue.
The winners are not judged - the winners are bribe takers.
One in the field is not a warrior - the field must be turned into a forest.
Measure seven times, cut off once - it is better not to enter the medical one.
Water does not flow under the lying stone - it flows under the running stones.
A penny is saving the ruble, and the ruble protects the dollar.
It shakes the rich traits - all the rich devils.
He called himself a load, climb into the body - he called himself a scum, climb into the Duma.
He called himself Zhirik, became a scum - became a scum, think and rich.
The fifty of the hungry cannot be understood - the ears will chop off from overeating, and the tongue swells from malnutrition.
The less we love the woman, the more we like her - women of a masochist.
You are better to starve than something to eat, and it is better to be alone with anyone! What does not hit only in the hungry, and whoever gets does not fall into one.
Where the money is silent, and where the big dead is the best of the rich who has already died.
In a loved one, even disadvantages like, and even dignity annoyed in unloved - it is better to experience a feeling of love for yourself.
A woman with a cart, mare is easier - women are heavier than men.
First of all, planes, well, then girls - on the girls also fly.
Labor feeds, and laziness spoils - the work of the masculine. And laziness is female.
Labor feeds and dresses - laziness undresses.
The day is bored until the evening, when there is nothing to do - in the evening the day wakes up humor.
He did the matter - walk boldly - Alfons's motto.
Put potatoes in okroshka, and love is in business - love the most profitable investment.
More things - less words - a motto in bed
Any work of the master praises - Kulik Swamp Master.
The eyes are scary, and the hands will do it - the shameless
You won’t get the pampering of bread - comedians receive little.
Hasty twice does one thing - a hurry in bed laughing.
There is no fruit without labor - trees and pregnant workaholics.
The ant is not great, and the mountains digging - a minimum of costs - the maximum of the effect.
Whoever sings, the work soon ends - the tamada got drunk.
A small thing is better than a big idleness - not in size.
The end of the case - walk boldly - finished in the body - be bold.
Soon the fairy tale affects, but not soon the thing is being done - Scheherazada breaks for a long time every night.
Whoever gets up before will collect the fungi, and the sleepy and lazy go after nettles - the sleepy one will be left without a buzz.
He who does not work is not mistaken - the best master - indelible.
What you reap, then you will put on, what you will put on, then put in the barn - a recipe for cooking hemp.
Think in the evening what to do in the morning - the evening of the morning is wiser.
Do not put off for tomorrow what you can do today - they can take away tomorrow.
Duster trouble - the beginning - the main thing is the end.
Get skillfully for every business - it will expand.
He is behind the last to work, and for food - in front of the first - Fedya.
The bee is small, and that it works - the bee before the reincarnation of the ant.
Who is in the word is a score, the argument is rarely in the case - humorists loafers.
The end - the crown - went to the whole case, but true.
He eats for will, and works for a mosquito - again Fedya.
Look in the trees in the fruits, and see people in business - people bear fruit.
Made hastily - and made laughing - hastily extends life.
There would be a hunt - work will go along - it works faster at the sight.
You will put your soul - you can do everything - the soul can do everything.
The ability and work will grind everything - they will grind us all.
White hands are loved by other people's labors - the best workers are blacks.
To yell - not to play in the dud - a variety of poses.
He did nothing, who did not start anything - who did not start. He will not end.
At someone else's work and the sun does not move - miners are strangers.
To sleep a lot is not to know - prostitutes do not work. And they are engaged in their favorite business.
Kui Iron is still hot, so far hotly - Kui Iron is still hot.
Hope for God, but do not flatter yourself - a piece of God in each of us.
The thunder will not break, the man does not cross - the thunder is no worse than the priest.
Friends are known in trouble - and enemies are in joy.
In a large family, do not click with a beak - do not play with food.
If you want to live, know how to spin - entrepreneurs forward !!
The drunk sea knee -deep - drank the sea.
The larger the closet, the louder it falls - a surprise sits in the closet.
The more you eat, the more you want - the food engine is.
Good brotherhood is better than wealth - enter the Brotherhood!
Happiness is not marvel there, where it is not lazy to work - happiness needs to be earned.
Living is idle - only to smoke the sky - motorists loafers.
You’ll be late for an hour - you will not make up a year - a date is everyday business.
Happiness is not given without difficulty - happiness breaks for a long time.
Your own land and to handfuls - return the land to people!
The bird is stupid, which is not good for its nest - a dumb cuckoo.
Appetite comes during eating - the American cannot be fed.
To whom the war, and to whom the mother is relative, is not without a freak in the family.
The war was war, and lunch on the routine - without food and not tudus and not here.
Crying war, the main maneuver - maneuvers - peacekeepers.
Keep your legs warm, and your head in the cold - hands in humidity, and the head is in importance.
Mal spool, but dear - the Bible teaches love, and Kamasutra shows it in practice.
No feminine is yes, but later - time sprays a woman.

Cool condemned proverbs and sayings for adults

Cool condemned proverbs and sayings for adults:

How many wolf do not feed - but the bear has more!
Drink seven times - pour once!
Hunger - not aunt, it will come - you will not fuck!
Repetition is the mother of teaching. Stuttering is an exception!
You like to ride - love and roll.
Do not drink from the well - it will be useful to spit.
They meet on clothes, and escorted - in the face.
Work is not a wolf, but a work of power at a distance.
The word is not a sparrow, but a sequence of symbols of the alphabet.
And the wolves are full, and the sheep are intact, and the shepherd is eternal memory.
One head is good, but with the body is better
Masha is good, but we have no time.
What is sober on his mind, he has already done a drunk.
Drinking a fight, and fight Gerl.
Whoever comes to us with a sword will receive and receive.
Eyes are afraid, and hands climb.
Baba with a cart - and the wolves are full.
You’ll chase two hares - you will get from the ranger.
One head is good, and two is a mutation.
He did the matter - the mare is easier.
There is no truth in the horns.
Do not swear to another pit yourself, look for who will do it better.
The large ship is a large torpedo.
Fight and search, find and hire.
A naked woman for fiction is cunning.
Did the matter - get off the body!
What you dare, then you will smash.
He took up the chest-say something.
Sex without Divchina is a sign of fools.
He called himself Gruzem - turn to a psychiatrist.
A tit is better in hands than a duck under the bed.
If you want - believe it, do not want - we will force it.
You can’t forbid living beautifully. But you can interfere ...
You won’t earn all the money - you will have to steal part.
You will not be forcibly sweet.
There is no truth at the feet-it is a little higher.
The farther to the forest - the more firewood. The more firewood - the less forest.
With whom you will lead - so you need.
The fact that a woman is to his liking is not affordable for a man.
Everything is good that sways well.
Fattle - but nice!
Do not teach his father. And Basta!
Eggs from chicken fall nearby.
There is no lady without fire.
After the wedding, they don’t wave their fists, but plow silently.
The rich, the bastards.
You can’t pull out the fish from it without a pond.
The tongue will bring to the killer. Think ...
Do not have 100 rubles, but have 100 friends.
Free food is only in a special institution.
What quick riding does not like "Russian"?
Pioneer - for all guys.
You will be quieter - you will be longer.
They don’t go to the Convent - they don’t go with their tired.
The fewer girls we love, the more time to sleep.
The gift goat - the teeth are not knocked out.
Baba with a cart - look for a body.
The farther to the forest - the thicker the partisans.
Do not have 100 friends - but make friends with them.
The wife of a friend is not a woman, but if she is beautiful - he is not my friend.
You can’t strengthen on two chairs - but if you put the third you can lie well.
The fewer girls we love, the more songs the tattoo.
You can’t buy an honest person - but you can sell.
With whom you will lead - from that you will become pregnant.
A tit in hands is better than a woodpecker in the ass.
I will smoke, but I won’t leave.
You like to ride - roll to the damn mother.
Do not have a hundred friends, but have all the enemies.
Do not spit in the well - there is no one there ...
Do not swear to another so that he does not use it as a trench.
He came, saw, move away - let others look.
Do a good deed, and it will get you.
How many wolf do not feed, but he still looks at you like food.
Darkness is the key to health.
Leaving, extinguish everyone.
Today I am not the same as yesterday, but yesterday I was at all.
Any skirt looks best on the back of the chair.
A large ship is a big boat.
With whom you will lead - you will be able to.
Better a small cherry in the mouth than a big one ...
Better small south than a large north.
Sutra beer is a step into the unknown.
Blood beer is the first step to the rubber woman.

Converted proverbs and sayings for competitions at the corporate party

Reviewed proverbs and sayings for contests at the corporate party:

Do not boast, go to lie ...
One head is good, and two can come up with much more.
The morning of the evening is always better, because you woke up and opened your eyes.
You like to ride - love and pay fines in the traffic police.
The soldier who does not dream of becoming a son -in -law is bad
You can't easily pull out your teeth from your mouth
Small cop, yes smelly - especially when angry
You go quieter - you will be refueling more often (driver's observation)
The fisherman hates a fisherman from afar
The old horse does not break
Scared a hedgehog with homoside ...
In order for wolves to be afraid to go first in the forest ...
Not for all basts give time
Good Masha, but in my head porridge
Good couple: Baran and Larvochka (family observation)
Take care of the honor of a young man, and the ass from childhood (from the school curriculum)
The bird is visible by the litter (ornithological wisdom)
There is nothing to blame on the mirror, if the criminal mrying
Do not undress on someone else's loaf
Husband and wife - thicker than any wild boar
Or breasts in crosses, or diarrhea in the bushes
A large ship needs a lot of space ... very much!
Affectionate calf in two folders sucks (livestock observation)
Let the ass be red, it would not be dirty (hygienic wisdom)
For a skinny two unshaven they give (criminal wisdom)
Do not scare the swimmer with a thick buoy
Along Senka and Shavka (dog -breeding surveillance)
One with a bipod, seven with deputy mandates (realities)
Do not vote in a well - it will be useful to drink vodka (drunken wisdom)
Deaf, like in Tanya
Once a year and a stick shoots a cigarette
Prepare Sani in the summer, and Mani every day (New Russian surveillance)
Do not be any hole in the tampax
After the fight, they do not smear (folk wisdom)
The apple from Yavlinsky does not fall
Sees an eye, but the court is a jumper (oligarchic observation)
Raven Vorona Gas will not turn off (Rosneftegazovskaya proverb)
Who comes to us with the ball, from the ball and die
Not every fish will reach the middle of the Dnieper
Old age is not a joy if youth is muck
Seven nannies have a child without a father
The career of the accountant depends on the bra (office wisdom)
Do not believe three: Kravchuk, Gorbachev and Fedorov wife
Let the pig for the trunk ... You find out that the guest is like a Tatar ...
You can't catch old syphilis in a chicken coop
Only a bump Cossack in the steppe wife
The farther it got, the more blood
Do not go to Lukashenko in Peklo (Belarusian proverb)
You will know a lot, you will order soon (mafia wisdom)
Who dare, he sat twice
Planted grandfather of the turnip; The turnip grown big and planted his grandfather
The dog ships, wears shoes
He has houses, as on Zaitsev.ru Has
You can't forbid Live to live
There is still gunpowder in the powder; There are also berries in the buttocks!
The body of the master is afraid, but does not hide
One in the pope is not a warrior (delicate wisdom)

Reduced proverbs and sayings funny

Reviewed proverbs and sayings are funny:

You can’t pull it out without difficulty if you hardly put it.
Patience and work will be reduced to the grave.
You go quieter - you are fornicating longer.
Do not swear to another pit, hire migrant workers.
They make a career on other people's mistakes.
There is no place in a person, but his possibilities.
You will chase two hares, the rest will pass for free.
Who does not work, and so there is what to eat.
It’s not enough to want, you also have to have money.
To be held in high esteem, you need to have the necessary connections.
He paid taxes - held out his legs.
There is a thin product of its sucker.
Lazy spinning has hired workers.
You like to ride, love and a female to roll.
Human work is feeding, someone else's labor.
The rush twice from one business takes off.
The efforts and honest labor will lead to poverty.
Soon the fairy tale affects, yes, migrant workers work faster.
Specialists are not born, diplomas - they buy.
Lie down with the chickens, but God forbid to become a rooster.
The bird is visible by flight, and a person by deputy inviolability.
Hurry up - more profit.
While the iron is in work, you will steal it.
Under the lying stone - water through the pipes.
The arable land plow, and the leaders wave their hands.
Not bread goes for an entrepreneur, but a tax inspectorate
To yell - not to play in the dud, but to report subordinates.
Do not shake the apple tree until the apple is green, you are still not Newton.
He came to the dentist, but he is not in the tooth with his foot.
Do not say “gop”, you can get a “gop-stop”.
Life to live is not to cross the field, but to cross the mined border strip.
Who does not work, he has already received an inheritance.
The fool gets rich, builds air castles, and lets them in the wind.
Work is not a wolf, it is worse, it can bring to death!
It's nice to sleep at an interesting job ...
The most prestigious profession is to manage the work of others.
Remote work is not only pleasant, but also around the clock.
I learned that the hardest work is its absence.
For the sake of money, people are ready to go to everything! Even to work ...
It is better to be at work 20 minutes later than 20 years earlier - in the morgue.
Work in the summer can harm your summer ...
They do not pay me for the fact that I work. They pay me to ensure that everything works.
The first step towards work was taken - I left classmates!
The workaholic - “appetite” comes during work.
The salary is paid once a month, and they are forced to work every day!
You pretend to pay us. We pretend that we are working.
The director arrived. It doesn't work yourself and it prevents others from working!
To lead is not to interfere with good people to work.
Leaving work, I try my best not to run.
If every day was Sunday, the workaholic would hang himself.
Work is not a wolf. But the boss is the beast.
He who does not work successfully got married.
Today I realized that I was working as a musketeer - one for all!
Born to go shopping, but forced to go to work ...
Did you know that the work is from the word "slave". And the dismissal is from the word "will".
The most difficult job is to look beautiful from 8 in the morning to 12 in the morning!
It is especially difficult to find a job when I do not want to work.
With my salary, I have to come to work, say hello and ... leave!
One director went on vacation, and the whole team rested ...
The work has three pluses: Friday, salary and vacation.
You, work, do not be afraid of us, we will not touch you.
If you are going to work and there are completely unfamiliar faces towards - perhaps you are late.
If a person does not rejoice on Friday - this means that he works on Saturday
I work, work and I am not afraid of work, if the right side is getting tired - I will turn to the left!
Ways to improve the organization’s performance are decided at a corporate party, after the third stack.
The serpent Gorynych, although it does not shine with his mind, you can’t call him the headless, he willingly take up any black work and works with a spark.
Unfortunately, many consider the word "work" not a noun, but a "place of estate."
The lazy do everything quickly. To get rid of work as soon as possible. And they do high quality. In order not to redo it later.
There are ten ways to force a Russian person to work, but not one of them works.
Announcement: I will respond to any proposal not related to work.
I really like to go to work! And from work too!
The work is worshiping the work, and the fool is glad of any work.
If I took up food, do not say that I can’t eat.
Turn your head abruptly - you break your neck.
Horses will die from work, and at least something.
The work of praise loves - regular and in large volumes.
I don’t do business and I don’t run idle - I drive by car on business.
It would have been drunk, it would be if it were not for the work that needs to be done.
You will always find flour on your own hands - especially on a weekend.
There would be a neck, but there is a clamp - the main thing is to choose the easiest.
If you do not want to sew in gold - hit with a hammer, but the result will not be the best.
Work through the sleeves - do not get a bonus.
Pour it from empty to empty - correct time.
The sheepskin is not worth it - therefore, you do not need to spend your time.
Wearing water with a sieve is a waste of time.
Devoted to the work of the soul and body - but the mind is completely frozen.
Everything is awake in order to be noticed.
The work loves fun, but in moderation.
The work of the master praises, but he is fading the nervous system.
Work is black, yes, the money is white - you can try.
Work to sweat, you eat bread on hunting - if there are certain strength.
Work - you will always be full; Learn - you will be smart, and others will work for you.
Workers do not know boredom - they are always busy.
Qualified office workers are appreciated for the weight of the brain.

Converted proverbs and sayings for every day

Reduced proverbs and sayings for every day:

Your spool is small - do not stick into cold water.
Men - Marry, women - be a lawsuit.
Men are not dogs, they do not rush to the bones.
The place of enema cannot be changed.
You will live a lot - you will grow old soon.
Milk is doubly funny if after cucumbers.
We slowly harness, but quickly travel. And we are inhibited at all scary.
There is nothing to put your eyes to someone else's heap.
He called himself Gruzem - show the documents.
A real woman should cut down a tree, destroy the house and grow a daughter.
They suffer from mistakes, but at the same time study effectively.
At interesting work and you see interesting dreams!
You do not want to do not want, in a good way it will be worse.
Not all the gold that lies badly.
A woman is not so terrible as she is painting.
Not all the boobs that grow on the chest ...
Do not confuse horseradish with carrots!
Not clothing paints a girl, but the lack of it.
Do not swear to another pit until he was dug.
Not all the sun that gets up, not everything is the girl that lies.
I can’t stand when others work - I’ll lie down.
No need to confuse warm with soft.
The Russian tank is not so terrible as its drunken crew.
Not porn, but fervently.
Do not stick the contribution in your own business.
Do not be born beautiful, but be born massive.
The devil is not as terrible as his baby.
Not caught, not a buzz!
Do not remember the sucker ...
You do not know how to sing - do not sing.
It cannot give a money, there will be no son -in -law.
Not every stick about the two ends.
Not caught - not a conscript.
Not the sucker who stalled at the traffic light, but the woodpecker who backed it back.
Not a single good deed will remain unpunished.
Do not put off for tomorrow what you can drink today.
No one owes anyone as monkeys to Darwin.
Nostalgia, this is when you want to return, but nowhere.
Well, again, there is no reason not to drink.
Come on, Kharia, crack louder!
Cucumbers to be afraid - do not drink milk!
Objective reality is nonsense caused by a lack of alcohol in the blood.
From Paris to a find with vodka is better than without vodka!
From labor will die and fish from the pond.
I had a slight fright - though with not the most pleasant aroma.
It's a shame when your dreams come true with others.
One head is good, and two are not beautiful.
One head is good, but with the brains better.
They are girls at least where, and we are guys at least anyone.
Ochkakarik - a bespectacled friend, comrade - and spare glasses ...
Beer in the morning is not only harmful, but also useful.
The soldier who does not want to dismiss is bad.
It is bad to be from above when there is no one from below.
We will always have time for a lying stone.
They ate, drank ... It's time and honor to lose.
While the fat dries, thin - will die.
Taking this opportunity, I want ... to your hut
It’s late to drink Borjomi if the kidneys fell off
While you measure seven times - others will already cut off ...
To stand up for yourself - to lie down for others.
How much do you love beautiful girls?
After the wedding, they do not wave their fists.
Correctly abandoned husband will definitely return like a boomerang.
Attractive women are distracting ...
Entrepreneurs of all countries are taxing!
He came, saw, had lunch.
He came, saw, divided it.
He came to see and left.
You will soak your legs - you will refuse your throat, wet your throat - your legs will refuse.
The path to the refrigerator of a woman lies through her heart ...
Work is not a wolf, but a work of power at a distance.
Born to crawl does not shit from above.
A fisherman fisherman hates for sure.
The hottest women are in the bath.
Only what does not sink into his hands itself.
Own Natasha is closer to the body.
With whom you will lead - so you need.
He did the matter - washing the body.
Seven will find one.
Cut seven times - smear one.
Tell me who your friend is, and both go on ....
No matter how much the garbage bucket is rammed - you still have to take out.
How much do not work, there will always be a goat that works less and gets more.
With soap and bonfire - paradise in a hut.
How much vodka do not take - still run twice.
How many wolf do not feed - he will still remain an enemy to you.
How many guests do not feed - still get drunk
It is difficult to combine unpleasant with useless.
The stingy pays twice, dumb three times, an idiot - constantly.
First, we are looking for justice at work, and then another job.
The resistance of the conductor, as a rule, is less than the resistance of the conductor.
The old horse does not remember the furrow.
He put it into the body - move boldly.
There are 2 ways to control a woman, but no one knows them.
Happy cowards do not wear.
Happy cops do not notice ...
There is happiness - it cannot not eat.
Fooling in equestrian is not on foot.
We got such a share - we can’t live without alcohol!
Fattle - but nice!
It's a shame for him - who can see.
That a woman is to his liking is not affordable for a man.
A skinny cow is not a gazelle yet.
Sober is a good drunk drunk.
Such is life - either the villages of you, or the villages of you.
It is difficult to do nothing, but we are not afraid of difficulties.
Respect everyone in turn!
We hit a strong sleep on the agony of conscience!
We have everything that happens - for the better.
Good Tamad has 2 liver.
The wife has a leg, her husband has a horny.
A bad husband is always a fool.
A smile is a tensile concept.
That woman is smart in the society of which you can behave as you like, stupid.

Learning is light, and ignorance is a little light and immediately to work!

I would like - not only wanted.
I would like to believe that it will want to continue.
Measure at least a hundred times, but the size will not increase
Good thing for a lying policeman - and the speed is adjusted and pleasant to move
The eggs do not interfere with a good Faberge.
It’s good not just where we are not, but where we have never been!
They wanted the best, but sweating, as always.
He laughs well - who shoots first
He laughs well, then laughs like a horse
A pretty businessman is a young body!
Want to get rid of sediment on your soul - do not boil!
Good breasts from the back are visible.
Horseradish is not a job - it will not be simple for 100 years.
A person was created for happiness, like a bird for the oven ...
The more women we are smaller, the less they are to us.
The thicker our faces, the closer our ranks.
No matter what the child is amused, if only not with his hands.
Whatever the child is amused, if only it would not become pregnant.
The farther to the forest, the further I got out.
What was fertilized, it grew.
The cooler the jeep, the further stomp behind the tractor!
The larger the cabinet, the louder it falls.
The more you are less, the more we are better.
The farther in the eye, the more logs.
The fewer letters, the more the word is.
To save the warmth of the soul - close your mouth.
Which is natural, not without orgasm.
What you dare - then you will smash.
What you sow - then you will find horseradish.
What you dare, then you will eat.
That a sober man has an mind, a drunk girl is not interested.
What is sober on his mind, he had already drank a drunk.
What a sober ditch, then a drunken highway.
That Russian is good, the Germans are shooting in the video.
What a man has on his mind, then a woman has everywhere.
So that the words do not disperse from the deed, you need to be silent and do not do a damn thing.
You can’t conceal an awl in the ass, even if you try very much.
The screw, clogged with a hammer, holds stronger than a nail twisted by a screwdriver.
Swers and porridge are our pizza.
Eh, heroes have not yet drunk in Russia-good young people.
I love you life, but you are again and again.

Original converted proverbs and sayings

Original converted proverbs and sayings:

Lie down a girl and big and small.
The beast runs to freebies.
The fried horse is not looked at the ass.
You can’t spoil the car with a finger innocence.
Once a swan of cancer pike ...
Faster, deeper, more tender ...
Do not forget about your roots, son. (dad Carlo)
I would like to get up and deal with them, but it turns out only to peel and fall.
Do good to people - and they will never forgive you
Sitting over the ears in shit, you can’t especially open your mouth.
Do not put off for tomorrow what you can "score" today.
At work as in football - you do not score, others will score
By the way, counting the salary, you understand that the month is in vain ...
It is better to dance at a disco than in line to the toilet.
Luck smiles brave ... And then laughs for a long time above them!
Etiquette is when you think: “So that you die!”, And you say: “Hello.”
What Russian does not hatch to harness!
So that you are not scared by reality, try to scare it first.
If you are constantly making you a fool, then you are a fertile material for this.
Even the most beautiful legs grow from the ass.
When I am drunk, I am very cheerful, if I do not cry.
Happiness is when you envy yourself!
Her face asked for a brick.
Five minutes - not being late, three days - not a delay.
Love is invented in order to equalize smart with fools.
If the way to the heart of a man lies through the stomach, then where does this path begin?
Healthy sleep not only prolongs life, but also reduces the working day.
The woman is almost helpless until her her nails were reddened ...
The lesson of nonsense at the workplace is developing lateral vision, hearing and vigilance in general!
Most of all, they lie before the elections, sex and after fishing.
If you are spitting in the back, then you are ahead.
You go quieter - it will cost cheaper.
My uncle most honest robbed.
A smile is a tensile concept.
Do not teach his father a mind-he can ruin your mood very quickly!
And you didn’t blink with your ear when the guys winked at you.
Not by Huan Sombrero.
Three bastards are waiting for the promised.
There can only be mountaineers better than mountains.
The household is not to shake the flag.
The farther to the forest, the more difficult it is to send.
There is a quiet Ukrainian night, but it is better to hide the lard.
The inscription over the pussuar: do not flatter yourself, come closer.
Even if you were eaten. You have two ways.
Learn on the mistakes of your parents - use a condom.
Drink seven times - pour once
The place of enema cannot be changed, but the amount of fluid poured can be reduced.
Seeing you is a pleasure, not seeing you.
What is full in the stomach, then the drunk in the tongue.
A person can endure everything if he cannot be stopped.
You will know a lot - they will not let them grow old.
Love is a triumph of imagination over intellect.
The principle of “chicken coop” is to roll the neighbor and shit on the lower one.
Do not pick your nose, scratch your brains ... It will be very painful.
Stupid remembers resentment, smart - offenders.
No need to have friends - you need to be friends with friends.
Happiness moves the company (trouble does not come alone)
Ladies in a carriage - slices harder (woman from a cart - mare is easier)
Lysina - male disgrace (braid - girlish beauty)
From the courage of the back of the head is small (the eyes are great in fear)
Alien dress is far from the face (your shirt is closer to the body)
The police shoes get wet (the hat is on the thief)
Below the heels you can land (you can’t jump above your head)
I pretended to be a bloom - get out of the hood (called it with a load - climb into the body)
Chicken boar girlfriend (goose pig is not a comrade)
Ask the clergyman to scold the clerk, she will heal the back of the head (make the fool pray to God, he will break his forehead)
The cow occasionally hides cleanliness (the pig will always find dirt)
The teetotaler of the puddle to the chin (drunk sea knee
Lies of ears caresses (though the eyes are baked)
The idleness of the lover intimidates (the master is afraid)
One happiness - many questions (seven troubles - one answer)
This is bad if it starts badly (everything is fine that ends well)
Facial clock - despondency for the year (time - funny hour)
Save yourself, and throw the enemy (die yourself, and help your comrade)
Get 1 dollar, and get rid of one enemy (do not have one hundred rubles, but have a hundred friends)
I took up nonsense - sit cowardly! (Business before pleasure!)
The purchased (stolen) car in the hood is necessarily peeled (they do not look in the gingerbread horse in the teeth)
There is thick, where it is not sewn (where it is thin, and there it breaks)
I forgot if the change, then he died on Kolyma (I would have known the bonus - I would live in Sochi)
Serve, standing under the back (reign, lying on the side)
Bede is a brother of mediocrity (brevity - talent sister)
Throw your eyes to your idleness (do not stick your nose in other people's affairs)
Some victims may guess where the ducks come from (every hunter wants to know where the pheasant is sitting)
Get away from the new washing machine (stay at a broken trough)
New enemies are worse than the old one (an old friend is better than two new ones)
The invited impostor is better than the Japanese (an uninvited guest is worse than Tatar)
It’s bad at home, and it doesn’t matter at a party (it’s good at a party, but it’s better at home)
Sobbing from the bay-bary-a property of genius (laughter for no reason-a sign of fools)
Duck boar friend (goose pig is not a comrade)
He hides who sometimes loses (who is looking for, he will always find)
For one teacher, an adult with glasses (the seven nannies of a child without eye)
Then the drunk in the shower, which is sober in the throat (which is sober on the mind, then the drunk in the tongue)
The letters are like eagles - fly and slip away (the word is not a sparrow - it will fly out, you will not catch)
It is necessary to praise the reflection if the face is straight (there is nothing to blame on the mirror, if the mug of the crooked)
The contribution of non -payment is terrible (debt payment is red)
For Juan, not Sombrero (according to Senka and a hat or on the Yereme and a cap)
Small kayak - a small flight (a large ship - a big swimming)
Weight - five, and two weekends (business - time, fun - hour)
The eyes of the old people are silent for a lie (the mouth of the baby verbs the truth)
You will also abandon the bird in the sea with the lazy one (you can’t easily pull out the fish from the pond)
Puppies to scare - to run near the park (not to be afraid of wolves - do not go to the forest)
One shoe, and that buttons (100 clothes, and all without fasteners)
He hates the entertainment of smart people (the work of fools loves)
Sell \u200b\u200ba stroller in winter and dump truck in the summer (cook sleds in the summer, and a cart in winter)
The wine does not flow over the standing sand (water does not flow under the lying stone)
The night has fun in the morning, because there is no one to relax (the day is bored until the evening, if there is nothing to do)
Fifty -four - peasant cucumber for the first time (forty -five - woman berry again)
A separate ostrich scolds someone else's desert (every Kulik praises his swamp)
Cat - the enemy of the monkey (dog is a friend of man)
Freeze the lizard under your back (warm the snake on your chest)
Satiety disappears per minute of hunger (appetite comes during meals)
Great idle is worse than a tiny business (a small thing is better than a big idleness)
For the only fool, there are not enough difficulties (for any sage is quite simplicity)
The dog has a continuous post (not all the Cat Shrovetide)
You will not get the pampering of bread - you have to work in the sweat of your face.
Heroes are born in work, and exclusively panties are lazy.
Work with teeth, and laziness with a long tongue.
He who likes to work is not sitting idle-he needs to bother with something all the time.
It’s hard to live who runs from work - she catches up with him all the time.
A small house is better than a large palace - in our time heating is expensive.
The virus is not a sparrow, it will fly out - you will not catch.
A friend is known at a social distance.
Where he was born - there and sit on quarantine.
An uninvited guest is worse than infected.
That the Russian is a runny nose, then the German is death.
Virus in a beard - pneumonia in the rib.
Road toilet paper to the epidemic.
Self -isolation to survive - do not cross the field.
Seven Fridays in the week when you work from home.
Do not open on someone else's wi-fi mouth.
Whatever the child was amused, if only in the webcam it did not climb.
Hope for God, and wash your hands.
The promised vaccines are waiting for three years.
The virus is afraid - do not go for a run.
And nothing has changed…
There was no concern - Baba bought a bat (in the Ugansky market).
One plows, seven are dancing on quarantine.
You like to ride - love and wear masks.
To live with infected - to howl in quarantine.
Who about what, and infected about the virus.
I got ill - walk boldly!
You hurry to the store - you will infect people.
Mal Sanitizer, but dear.
Give it off, cricket, your smear!
Moscow does not believe in snot.
Fear the Chinese who bring gifts!
The lousy sheep spoils all anti -epidemiological measures.
His own sneeza sneezes from afar.
Hope for quarantine, but do not flatter yourself.
Live the century, be treated!
Who does not smoke and does not drink, does not die from the crown.
Measure seven times, sneeze once.
Seven doctors have a patient without a mask.
All roads lead to Ujan.
The crown that was drawn up - where you sneeze, went out there.
The horses on the quarantine are not changed.
I would sneeze in the elbow, but the neck is short.
The vaccine is a fool, quarantine - well done.
With whom you will lead, from that you will become infected.
Every cunning cage has its own strain strain.
Do not blame the virus, if DNA is crooked.
Covid influenza is not sweeter.
They did not boast of the vaccine in an empty hut.
Covid is not so terrible as he is painted.
A virtual friend is better than two new ones.
The one who sneezes the last sneezes well.