Comic tongue twisters for a drunken company

A collection of comic tongue twisters for a drunken company - for corporate parties, noisy holidays with family, anniversaries, new year celebrations.

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Correctly spend the holiday, the feast must be able to, because it is not only delicious food and a large selection of alcoholic beverages. In order for your festive event to be remembered by guests, an entertainment program must be provided. One of the ways to entertain guests can be comic tongue twisters. For a drunken company, it will be very interesting to pronounce skillfully selected phrases. You will find ideas in our article.

Comic tongue twisters for a drunken company at the table

Comic tongue twisters for a drunken company at the table:

The comic tongue twisted that you see below is best offered to pronounce to several people for speed. Whoever says the most words in one breath, he won. You can say a tongue twister for a while.

Eniki Benniki ate dumplings,
Pancakes, dates, cupcakes and gingerbread,
Pyshki and buns, and all sorts of donuts,
Kletski, cakes, pastille and bars,
Pepper, salads, tomatoes and potatoes,
Cabbage, mustard, mushrooms and okroshka,
Radish, Matsu, mayonnaise and cutlets,
Eggs, beets, bishbarmak and rolls,
Lard, peas, dill and cheesecakes,
Bananas, coconuts, carrots and parsley,
Oil, barbecue, artichoke and brisket,
Onions, soup, tomatoes, beans and a tartinka,
Pancakes, marmalade, cottage cheese, beer, stew,
Coffee, cookies, sour cream, condensed milk,
Apples, fish, cocoa, hodgepodge,
Jelly, garbage, sausage, casserole,
Shrimp, lemons, nuts and plums,
Jam, black bread, white bread, gravy,
Sugar, lobsters, liver, sweets,
Cheese, vinegar, lobsters, wine, tea, pastes,
Salt, chips, cakes, rice, chosen,
Straws, cognac, tongues are flooded,
Melons, fillets, chebureks, langets,
Semolina, barley, caviar, vinaigrettes,
Zrazy, sausages, garlic, anthrakota,
Horseradish, chocolate, pasta and sprats,
Zelts, zucchini, whites, zeppelins,
Peaches, sorrel, chickens, olives,
Kiwi, herring, pork, gooseberries,
Oyster, pumpkin, grenade and rosehips,
Cream, truffle, drying and trough,
Lamb, croutons, currants, cranberries,
Crab, compote, ham, cucumbers,
Kefir, mineral water, kizil, cabbage rolls,
Blueberries, mashed potatoes, squirrels, strawberries,
Molasses, slopes and strawberries,
Rhusen, raisins, meatballs, halva,
Pilaf and Satsivi, spinach and quince,
Spaghetti, almonds, honey, gallushki, romstes,
Rosbifs, manti, beans and steaks,
Turnips, radiska, kharcho, chakhokhbili ...
Slightly bit and poured compote again.

Another interesting idea for the holiday, choose the most drunk guest and start lifting the mood for everyone:

Those who say tongue twisters are tongue twisters.
Those who study the skill of the tongue twisters are the Speak of Speech Two.
Those who like to read Speaksovorunovs - Speed \u200b\u200b-Red -Running -Storms.
Those who hates the Speakers of Speed \u200b\u200b-Revolution - Speed \u200b\u200b-Red -Busculry.
Those who eat perspicacleunscuruns - Speed \u200b\u200b-aged -aged -fiberbofophages.
Those who are fighting with the speed -bore -fiber - anti -ski -carnovorovorunovophylophofophys.
Those who pretend to be anti -ski -carnovorovophilophobophages - a quizanthor -carnovorunophylophophores!

Two more similar tongue twisters:

1. Those who drive round dances - round dances.
Those who study the work of round dances - round dance veils.
Those who like to read a round dance of the vehicle - round dancing veil.
Those who hates round dancing chewing cheese -breeding - round dance -wing agent.
Those who eat round dance -wing agent - a round dance of the wir cheese -worship.
Those who are fighting with a round dance of the veil -wing agent - anti -hose -aged -aged -aged -aged -aged -agent.
Those who pretend to be anti -nuclear -growing - quasi -resistant agents!

2. Spearper Trexige said the speed soon, he soon sentenced
That you can’t re -negotiate all the tongue twisters,
But having jumped up, he jumped -
That you will talk all the tongue twisters, you will be re -proclaiming.
And the tongue twisters jump like a crucian carp.

Simpler ideas for entertaining guests:

We were told at the station:
"We are going to all in the hall."
There are a lot of halls at the station,
And in which - we were not told.
***
Gavrosh was good and useful,
But there was that Havrosh without a halosh.
Give Gavrosh at least a penny
And there will be Gavrosh in galoshes.
***
I'm calling more than once,
He answers: "I am now!"
An hour is already going on ...
So “now” sometimes go.
***
Someone whispers there in silence:
Shu-shu-shu and shi-shi-shi.
We looked into the reeds -
There is no soul visible.
***
Everyone climbs in the head of the words
From the words the head will swell.
Oh, so many goals will flush
From these so many persistent words.

***

The fisherman sticks out in the river,
Holds a fishing rod in his hand.
Put a scoop on the hook,
Catches fish to them, eccentric.

***

Drawing a rose of paradise,
Red Rose scolding,
That having painted the stems,
I pricked the hand.

***

The corridors are digging a mole,
In the morning in the garden.
He excavated a grotto for himself,
In the grass, in nature.

***

The longboat arrived at the port of Maras.
The sailor brought on board the mattress.
In the port of Madras Matros Matros
Albatrosses were torn in a fight.

***

Once, Galka Pop is frightened,
In the bushes I noticed a parrot,
And the parrot says here:
“You scare the galls, pop, scare.
But only galls, pop, scaring,
Do not dare to scare the parrot! "

***

We lazily caught a burbot on the shallow,
You changed their burbot for me.
About love, whether you prayed me sweetly,
And in the fogs of the estuary they attracted me?

***

Even the neck, even your ears, you stained in a black carcass.
Get rather under the shower. Mile the mascara from the ears in the shower.
Miles and mascara in the shower from the neck. After a shower, wipe the dry.
The neck is dry, the ears are dry, and do not get touched anymore.

***

In the yard, firewood, behind the yard of firewood, under the yard of firewood, above the yard of firewood,
Firewood along the yard, the firewood of the courtyard, does not hold the yard of firewood!
Probably, we will expel firewood from your yard back to the woody yard.

***

Singing birds by field flights,
The quail sings a song.
Povyst is overflow
It flashes through the fields
Asks in the basement.

***

A song was awakened
Flying through the fields, over Polesie.
Nature sang by a harbinger,
Pouring in the skies.

Under the song, the field foam is simply
They sang along, everywhere of songs, chime.
The beautiful forerunner of the weather,
It’s time to campaigns.

Comic tongue twisters for a drunken company of women

Comic tongue twisters for a drunken company of women:

The Turk smoked a tube, the trigger was pecking: do not smoke, Turk, tubes, do not peck, trigger, croup!
The wart runs, whitefields, Belonog rummaged throughout the doors. I dug with a snout of warts - a rib and half a rib.
Harvested the harrow across the harvested field.
Be kind, come to the cobra.
In the rifle near the hill, Egor was collected mushrooms.
Chiji, taps, chigles and cuts chirp in the grove.
Barbara was brewing jam, grumbled and sentenced.
Lucky on Senka Senka Senka with Sonya. Sanko Skok, Senka from his feet, Sanka in the forehead, Sonya in the side, all in a snowdrift!
The colonel said to the lieutenant colonel, warrant officer to the supporter, lieutenant to the second lieutenant, and forgot about the submarine
Terenty spoke about bidding and about purchases, and Terentyikha - about cereal and about scraps.
Rake - row, broom - revenge, oars - take, runners - crawl
Bobra rave in the cheeses of the bore. Bobra is brave, and good for Bobri.
Pop on the pile of cap on the priest is a shock under the priest Pop under the cap
Half a fourth fourth pea without a wormhole
Discarded fourth yarn
Kondrat Turnip is eating - Emelyan hemp rubber
Pull out a bast
Digging, the pig of the snout dug a half -wrapped or a pig stalled the whole yard rummaged dug.
Remember Popovna how to go
Near the pit, there are three slopes of the slogans: I will get on the whims, I will get the coniferous
The fox runs along the six -lezing fox sand
Dust flies around the field from under the clatter of hooves
Any hole does not send a hole to become
I will strive equally, to everyone!
Al - Lal, Bel - Diamond, Green - Emerald
Hohlant laughter laughter laughed haha \u200b\u200bha ha ha ha.
In our courtyard the weather was grown -up
The turner in a grocery fooled Taratai
The worm creeps along the six -shed glossy sandbag
Somehow we will stand before the Antichrist
I got around the bar, hit
Our severor does not reponamate to become
Arkhip Osip. Osip Ohrip.
Good beaver to Bobry.
Vavila Vetrilo was wetted.
They drove the stake into the picket fence. Superior ...
More fun, Savely, move hay.
In our purchase - cereals and krupka
Water car from water supply
Lead reins - in the clamp in the clock
Horses flooded in the field.
In the pond, Polycarp has three crucians, three carps.
The thunderstorm is formidable, the thunderstorm is a thunderstorm.
Grandfather Dodon in Dudal, Dimka grandfather Duda touched.
Good beavers go to the bores.
Loamers chopped oaks.
Robble-lick, broom-lane, oars, Vezti, runners-crawl.
EU EUSE, EUSE, SHEEL FRUCK, and you sift the flour - bake in the Kalachi oven. Yes, swords on the table are hot.
It goes with a goat's goat.
Kashevar cooked porridge, crushed and underwear.
Klim pounded in one pancake wedge.
Crab crab made a rake, gave a rake a crab. Robb rake gravel, crab.
The cuckoo cuckoo bought a hood. I put on the cuckoo hood, in the hood the cuckoo is funny.
Buy a pile of peak.
Lena was looking for a pin, and the pin fell under the bench.
Three pichules fly. Through three empty huts.
Mila Mom so soap soap.
Grass grows in the yard, firewood is on the grass. Do not rub firewood - on the grass of the courtyard.
Our Polkan got into the trap.
Wears Senya in the canopy of the hay, Senya will sleep on the hay.
Washing on the legs of the barefoot and without a belt.
From the clatter of hooves, dust flies across the field.
Open, ruin, gate, at the yard on the grass of firewood.
Bakery bake pies in the furnace.
The quail quail was hidden from the guys
Under the braid, in the shadow of the ax in the stump - jinn!
The fields went in the field.
Prokop came - dill boils. Prokop left - Dill boils. And dill boils with a Prokop, and dill boils without a propeller.
Railed Raven Voronenka.
Since firewood, two firewood, three firewood.
Sucking the falcon on the goal of the trunk.
There is a shock with a sub -instrument, and a quail with a quail under the shock.
It stands, at the gate the bull is stupid -hubby.
The tables are whitewashed, smooth -sized.
Sasha Sasha sewed a hat.
The cap is sewn, the cap is knitted, but not in Kolpakovsky.
The bell, Kovan bell, but not in a one-haired one, was poured.
It is necessary to cross the cap, but perekal.
It is necessary to cross the bell, but re -healing.
Tkak tissue tissue on the dress Tanya.
Really interpret, but to no avail.
Already in the puddle.
Kondrat's jacket is short.
Serum from under the yogurt.
Four turtles have four turtles.
I cunning a magpie catch the hassle, and forty-forty-lords of the Morok.
The crested laughter laughed: Ha! Ha! Ha!
The heron was stolen, the heron was dry, the heron died.

Little advice: Do not wait until the beautiful half of humanity intoxicates from strong drinks and will not be able to clearly pronounce tongue twisters. Your guests should be a little relaxed, then they will be able to easily cope with fun tasks and enjoy them. The most ideal time for holding a competition with tongue twisters is the middle of the evening.

Comic tistus for a drunken company of men

For a men's company, a little vulgar tongue twisters are suitable, you can safely use them for an entertaining program. Of course, exclusively if the company of guests consists of men. Not all ladies like vulgar jokes, consider this fact.

Comic tongue twisters for a drunken company of men:

Their pesticides do not re -person out of their pesticiency
Gurbanguly Berdymuhamedov stole from Tanirbergen Berdongarov coral
On the screw, you see, the views of Windows are visible.
The organization organically organized an orgasm of organized organic organs of the organ.
Dybra is an animal in the wilds of the tundra.
It seems to be a beaver and otter, an enemy of cobra and powder.
Bruck the thousand cedar nucleus and crushes good in the bowels.
In the bowels of the tundra otter in the hetras, they label cedar nucleus buckets in the buckets
Give Kirk Kirkorov crusting
I got a lot of moron to engage in bodybuilding
Puffing like a piercing puffy bear
Admiral virgin selected, measured and died
Ery rye cake, erysipelas!
I am a vertical. I can verifyed, I can turn out
A beetle with a dried leather burned ass terribly buzzed with a burn.
Our trains are the most traveled trains in the world, and no trains will run our train trains on traffic!
Near the pit, a hill with kuli, I will go out onto the hill - I will correct the culmus.
Dear Mila loved Belila.
Lyudmila moron white abundantly.
Barbie Barbie took gross, Bourbon Barbie took violently
Craneers and stakers Kremenchug fed crockery crusted crocodiles in the groove under Kerchy.
Cloudly conceived the child before marriage.
Female stomachs are not susceptible to jaundice and heartburn, jelly from acorns heal.
Have you seen me in the invisibule, I wouldn’t get out of the invisibele.
Kolya rode to Olya, sees: Tolya to Ole is a step. Kolya tolye with a crowbar: fishing, scrap - in a bummer ... and passion.
In the department store at the top, I bought a dohu me on fur. But, apparently, I gave a swing here - the Doha does not warm absolutely. (Well, you understand what word should be inserted?)
Shura Semashko felt Natasha,
And the nurse Nagoshin drove the tambourine.
Fish with cancer got married. Cancer put the fish cancer. Wow, cancer, since I entered into a legal marriage.
You rubbed his hands rather, brazenly stripped with his eyes ... Pants pierced invitingly. In everything, the passions hung up the intensity.
Zeppelins with the boys kissed in cellophane, Tsiberthiller dagged the numbers of the integer process, and the cyanide grips hooked at the tsunami, a tag of a chaste with a centered a chaste excess.
If the rain did not drip, I would go poked,
Under a spreading bush and wiped a leaf.
In the city of Kalyaziev, the girls were jinxed,
And if they had not been jinxed, then we would not have lured them.
My dear, my dear, do not lie down with my back, but go to my chest, get the gun.
And the moron was Bodibilder Danil.
Oh, at the spruce, oh at the Christmas tree, oh ate evil wolves.
Without clothes, hope does not attract as before.
Fear the sorcerers with the tripper and the president with Twitter.
Geologist George is a hero of Gay Orgy.
The commander spoke about the colonel and about the colonel, about the lieutenant colonel and about the lieutenant, about the lieutenant and about the lieutenant, about the second lieutenant and about the second, about the warrant officer and about the ensign, about the supporter, and said nothing about the supporter.
The fat toad gave birth to a hedgehog, two fat terns lay in a puddle
Gravb scolded the women for points
If a woman would be a woman, yes in bogram, if a woman would, but on the lips.
Karl Clara bowed to Amoral, Anal, Oral and finished in the clarinet!
Homes were treated with shoals of lumberjacks, lumberjacks of homosexuals were carved in the suski.
A kind of childbirth
I am a vertical. I can verifier, I can turn off.
The inauguration passed with the guru with a bang.
Staffordshire Terrier Retus, and the Blacksherter Risenchinutzer reserves.
Sasha is perfection itself, and is also self -improved!
Is this colonialism? - No, this is not colonialism, but neocolonialism!
And I'm not up to malaise.
Harvested the harrow across the harvested field.
Bobra rave in the cheeses of the bore. Bobra is brave, and good for Bobri.
In the seven sled Semien Semenov with a mustache, they sat in the sled themselves.
In the hut, the yellow dervish from Algeria rustles with silk and, juggling with knives, the thing eats figs.
Wahmister with a wahmister, captain with a captain.
Your severmar does not reponate your severide to become: our severmar of your severmar reponamarits, re -massifies.
Lucky Senka Sanka with Sonya on the sled.
Sanko Skok, Senka from his feet, Sonya in the forehead, all in a snowdrift.
The sorcerer of the sorcerer in the stable with the sorcerers.
All beavers for their beans are kind.
Get up, Arkhip, a rooster Ohrip.
They talked about Prokopovich. About what about Prokopovich? About Prokopovich, about Prokopovich, about Prokopovich, about yours.
Robble - row, broom - revenge, oars - take, runners - crawl.
Two lumberjacks, two blasted farms talked about the stall, about Varka, about Larina's wife.
Two puppy cheek to the cheek pinch the brush in the corner.
The woodpecker was hollowed, hollowed, sold, but did not stop and did not hide.
EU EUSE, EU EAST, SHOUSE FRUCE, and you sift the flour - bell off in the stove Kalachi and swords on the table are hot.
Fedka eats with vodka radish, eats vodka with radish Fedka.
The buzzing, burning the beetle, but does not spin.
I forgot Pankrat Kondratov's jack.
Now Pankrata without a jack does not raise a tractor on the highway.
From the body to the body there was an overload of watermelons.
A body fell into a thunderstorm in the mud from the cargo of watermelons.
Four peasants walked from under the Kostroma, from under the kostroma.
They talked about bidding, but about purchases, about cereals, but about scraping.
The interviewer of the interventionist interviewer.
The incident with the quartermaster.
Clara-Cool sneaked to Lara.
Kosar Kosyan squints obliquely. Kosar mowing mowing mowing mowing.
Crab crab sold a rake. Sold a rake crab crab; Rabbi rake hay, crab!
The cuckoo cuckoo sewed a hood. I tried on the cuckoo hood. How funny in the hood!
Elector was conceived by Landsknecht.
The courier is overtaking into the quarry.
Libretto "Rigoletto".
Cleverly maneuvering in laryngology, the healer-laryngologist easily cured laryngitis.
Mother Romasha gave serum from under the yogurt.
We ate, ate ruff at the spruce. They barely ate ate.
On Mount Ararat to tear Varvara grapes.

Comic tongue twisters for a drunken company - for the "Sober Guest" contest

Comic tongue twisters for a drunken company - for the competition sober guest — Comic tongue twisters for a drunken company - for the "Sober Guest" contest

Comic tongue twisters for a drunken company - for the “Sober Guest” contest:

On Thursday the fourth day,
four and a quarter of an hour,
Ligurian regulator
regulated in Liguria,
but thirty -three ships
maneuamed, maneuamed
Yes, they did not catch.

***

And then the protocol about the protocol
the protocol has recorded,
As an interviewer interviewed
Ligurian regulator
Rechisto, but not purely reported,
Yes, he did not bargain, reforted,
Yes, so hesed
About the grown -down weather,
that so that the incident does not become a contender
on a judicial precedent,
Ligurian regulator
acclimatized in
unconstitutional Constantinople,
Where are the crested laughter
They laughed and shouted to Turk.
which is endured by the pipe:

***

Do not smoke, Turk, pipe,
Build better a pile of peak,
Better buy a pile of pile,
And then a scorer will come from Brandburg -
Bombs is heavier for
that someone is black -rustic
His half -day pilated, dug and pulled it off!

But in fact, the Turk was not in business.

***

Yes, and Clara-Cool at that time sneaked to Larus,
While Karl at Clara stole corals,
Why Clara stole a clarinet at Karl,
and then in the courtyard of the target widow Barbara
These two thieves stole firewood.
But, sin - not laughter, do not put in a nut.
About Clara with Karl in the darkness
All crayfish were noisy in a fight,
there was no thieves to the scorer,
And not to the target widow,
And not up to target children.

***

But the angry widow put firewood into the barn:
Since firewood, two firewood, three firewood -
All firewood did not fit
and two lumberjacks, two shoal-drum
For the sensed barbarus
expelled firewood in breadth of the yard
back to the woody yard,
Where the heron is stolen,
The heron is dry
The heron died.

***

The chicken closed tenaciously to the chain;
Well done against sheep,
And against the fellow the sheep itself,
which wears Senya hay in the sled,
Then Senka Senka is lucky with Sanka on the sled:
sled - bracket, Senka - to the side,
Sonya - in the forehead, all - in a snowdrift,
And Sashka is only a hat with a hat.

***

Then Sasha went along the highway,
Sasha found Sasha on the highway.
Sonya - Sashkina girlfriend
walked along the highway and sucked drying,
Yes, moreover, Sonya-Village
There are also three cheesecakes in the mouth -
exactly in the honeycket, but she is not up to the honey cake -
Sonya and with cheesecakes in the mouth
The sexton is reponamous, re -masses:
buzzing like a beetle,
buzzing, but spinning.

***

I had Frol - Frol on Lavra lover,
will go to the laurel on Frol Lavra will lie,
What is a wahmister with a wahmister,
captain with a captain,
What is terrible is terrible, and the hedgehog has a hedgehog,
And his high -ranking guest took a cane,
And soon five guys ate five honey agarics again
With a half -four fourth of the lentil without a wormhole,
Yes, a thousand six hundred and sixty -six pies with cottage cheese
From the serum from under the yoke.

***

About everything about that near Cola
The bells were called calling,
Yes, so that even Konstantin -
Salzburgsky hopelessness
From under the armored personnel carrier, he stated:

***

How to do not skew all the bells,
Do not re -heal
and all the tongue twisters are not to be resolved,
do not re -screech;
But the attempt is not torture.
“Vodka in a glass plays, sparkles.
Pleases the soul and warms the womb.
If vodka interferes with learning,
Throw her nafig, such a study! "

***

Monkey with Martyn son Martynka
We bought four pictures in the market.
In the first picture - four old women
Forty feasts were hung for drying.
After all, there is no more concern for the old women,
Than drying the feather bed, blankets and pillows.
The second picture. On this picture
Four mouse in a huge boot
A piece of refinade grows quietly,
After all, sugar is one hundred times tastier than a cracker.
In the third picture - on the old tub
Four frogs-aquarters settled.
Frogs-aquarters from a clerk-pop
Quartet, throat, take off rude.
But in the fourth picture, with daisies,
Four snails crawl upside down.
Snails can crawl upside down,
Since they are surprisingly sticking.
Come on, my friend, repeat without hesitation,
Who was drawn in every picture,
Which in the morning bought in the market
Martyn and Martyshka son Martyn.

***
Politics are full of examples of how premieres are promoted. The president was frightened by the president, who had been added to the prime minister against the prime minister against the applicant! So unprecedented precedent spontaneously created the president!

***

Om-ohm-we will build a new house.
UP-UP-UP-I cook dad soup.
If it were, mushrooms grow in the forest.
Ta-ta-ta-a fluffy tail in a cat.
Du-do-do, do-do-do-children run in the garden.
But-no, but-no-no-it’s dark in our room.
Ko-ko-ko-a cat loves milk.
Ga-ha-ha-at the goat of the horn.

***
Ha ha ha-do not catch a rooster for us!
Oh-oh-oh-a bunny is cold in winter.
AF-Af-We will put the cabinet in the corner.
Wu-wu-wu-in the forest we saw an owl.
Zu-Zu-Zu-I am in my pelvis.
Tsy-ts-ts-there are chicks.

***

Offended, disgraced, fierce ladies of Father Onufri
Dangerous weapons - huge aspen shafts. Weakened, stunned
Onufry stumbled, dead, collapsed. Olga washed away,
She pulled out, dried up, shod, dressed. Widowers searched anxiously
Onufry, the bloodied father, felt onuchi, searched the lapels, however
She shrugged excellently, discovering the cooled remnants of the onufry dinner.

***

“Let's sit down,” Polina Pavlovna suggested. Squared. Polina Pavlovna moved closer. We sat, were silent. The first kiss sounded. Pyotr Petrovich was tired, offered to lie down, lifted a semi -bust field cloak, thought: he came in handy. They lie down, lay down, got in. “Peter Petrovich is a prankster, scheme,” Polina Pavlovna said habitually.

***

“Let's get married, get married!” The bald nephew whispered. “We’ll get married, we’ll get married,” said the approaching dad. Peter Petrovich turned pale, staggered, then ran away. Running, he thought: "Polina Petrovna is a beautiful party, to steam fullness."

***

The prospect of a beautiful estate flashed before Peter Petrovich. He hastened to send an offer. Polina Pavlovna accepted the offer, later married. Friends came to congratulate, brought gifts. Passing the package, they sentenced: "The beautiful couple."

***

The thermometer is not required to the terminator.
Thirty -three deputies were lobbying lobbying, but they did not catch up.
Do you have taxable grace?
On the screw, you see, the views of Windows are visible.
The highest echelons of the Poshof walked to the sponsored along the highway.
Biceps is small in the exhibitionist.

Further, a few more interesting ideas:

Comic tongue twisters for a drunken company for a good mood

Comic tongue twisters for a drunken company for a good mood:

Goose argued with a turkey:
"The bird, whose house is this?"
Goose hisses: “Yes, you are a baby!
I will pinch! My house! Shhhh! "
And the turkey: “Bl-b-b-blah!
You don't have a stake!
Everyone understands: the house is mine!
I'm going to my home! "
Sparrows take off from the roofs,
Frightened by: "Shhhh!"
And run to the edge of the village
Ducks from "Bl-Bl-Bla!" ...
You know how to scare, friend,
And how is the goose, and how is the turkey?
Laugh a little of us:
Show us two bulk!

*****

The mouse has crumbs and crusts in mink.
In the pantry at the mouse, pieces of rug.
At the mouse, the bunker is in the mug.
The mouse has a mushroom of a wave in a tub.
In a bowl at the mouse the remnants of the sourdough,
And in the top of the cheese and sausages.
In the saucepan - gallushki, in the oven - cheesecakes.
Kisel - in a bottle, coins - in a piggy bank.
On the table - bowls, forks and spoons.
On the bookcase - books about a cat.
In the locker mouse - shirts, pants.
On the hanger - hats, on the rug - slippers.
The mouse on the shelf has threads, needles,
And near the stove - matches and candles.
On the door - hooks, chains, locks ...
The reserves at the mouse are large excess!

***

Walking Shishiga along the highway,
There was rustle with his pants.
The step will step, whisper: "Error",
Move his ears.

*****

Zhu-zh-zh, zhu-zh-zh
They came to the zoo to the walrus.
Zha-Y-Ye, Zha-J-J
We were frightened of the walrus.
The same, the same
Birds are sitting on the walrus.
Zhu-zh-zh, zhu-zh-zh
We came closer to the walrus.
Zhi-Zhi, Zhi-Zhi-Zhi
The walrus turned to us.
Zhu-zh-zh, zhu-zh-zh
The fish was thrown a walrus.
Zhi-Zhi, Zhi-Zhi-Zhi
Very peaceful walruses.
***
Zhi-Zhi, Zhi-Zhi-Zhi
Not terrible at all walruses.
Golden, like bronze,
The beetle is spinning near the rose
And buzzing: "Zhu-oh, zhu!
I am very friends with roses! "
***
Above Zhora, the beetle, circling, buzzes.
From fear, Zhora is trembling.
Why is Zhora so trembling?
The beetle buzzing is very unsuitable.
***
Zhi-Zhi-Zhi, Zhi-Zhi-Zhi in our house floors.
Zha-y-y-y-j-y-y-y-th two floors.
Zha-y-y-y-je-y-y-yoke two floors above me.
The same, the same, what is I on what floor?
***
Zha-ji-ji-, Zha-y-y, here is hedgehog.
Zhu-zh-zh, zhu-zh-zh somehow came to the hedgehog.
Zhi-Zhi-Zhi-, Zhivi, show me a hedgehog.
Zhu-zh-zh, zhu-oh, I am not friends with horror.
Zha-y-j, je-j-j, already leaves the hedgehog.
***
Zhi-Zhi-Zhi-we have hedgehogs,
Zhu-zh-zh-I am a hedgehog food,
Zha-j-j-there is no hedgehog.

***
Ryu-ryu-ryu, ryu-ryu-rye, how much am I saying a lot?
Ri-ri-r-ri-ri-ri from dawn to dawn.
Re-re-re-re-re-river about grief and about Nora.
Ry-rh-row, rh-rh-rh-rh-rh-river about lakes and seas.
Ryu-ryu-ryu, Ryu-ryu-Ru say and I say.
Ry-ray-row, row about everything, but, apparently, in vain!
***
Ra-ra-ra, ra-ra-ra in the yard we have a mountain.
Ru-ro-th, ru-ro-th collect the kids.
Ry-ras, ry-rh-rh-sway from the mountain.
Ra-ra-ra, ra-ra-rajs are very happy for the kids.
***
Ry-rah-in the hands of the balls,
Ra-ra-ra-the game begins,
Ru-ro-th-I hit the ball with my hand,
Ro-Ro-Ro-the ball fell into the bucket.

*****

Ach, Ach, Ach - baked kalach.
Ach, Ach, Ach - we buy the ball.
Ach, Ach, Ach - the violinist played.
Ach, Ach, Ach - the circusage performed.
Ach, Ach, Ach - there are many cottages by the sea.
Ach, Ach, Ach - Mashenka, do not cry.
Ich, Ich, Ich - at the cowboy scourge.
Ich, Ich, Ich - baked kulich.
Ich, Ich, Ich - increase the drawing.
Ich, Ich, Ich - prepare the game.
Ich, Ich, Ich - we bought Moskvich.
Ech, ech, ech - stuck the stove.
Ech, ech, ech - gave a sword.
Ech, ech, ech - competent speech.
Ech, ech, ech - to lie down on the grass.
Ech, ech, ech - bake pies.
Pts, very, very - we run away.
Pts, very, very - night came.
Pts, very, very - mom has a daughter.
Pts, very, very - you can help me.
Pts, very, very - the nuts must be crushed.

*****

Uch, Uch, Uch - Warm Ray.
Uch, Uch, Uch - lost the key.
Uch, Uch, Uch - our language is powerful.
Uch, Uch, Uch - Nechbuch hat.
Uch, Uch, Uch - there are many clouds in the sky.
Cha, Cha, Cha - a doctor's diploma.
Cha, cha, cha - a candle burns.
Cha, cha, cha - drink from the key.
Cha, Cha, Cha, give Kalach.
Cha, cha, cha - flag from kumach.
Cha, Cha, Cha - hares gave Stekach.
Cha, Cha, Cha - listen to the violinist.
Cha, Cha, Cha - the dwelling of the rich.
Cha, Cha, Cha - see the circus.
Chi, Chi, Chi - good weavers.
Chi, Chi, Chi - long scourges.
Chi, Chi, Chi - black rooks.
Chi, Chi, Chi - new keys.
Chi, Chi, Chi - cook Easter cakes.
Chi, Chi, Chi are Muscovites.
Chi, chi, chi - bake in the furnace.
Che, Che, Che - strips on the ball.
Che, Che, Che - I read the candle.
Che, Che, Che is a fly on the shoulder.

*****

Che, Che, Che - We are going to Moskvich.
Che, Che, Che - The Tale of the Silahch.
Che, Che, Che - the news of the violinist.
Cho, Cho, Cho - very hot.
Cho, cho, cho - shoulder hurts.
Chok, Chok, Chok - I read the net.
Chok, Chok, Chok - mumbles a bull.
Chok, Chok, Chok - bought an icon.
Chok, Chok, Chok - I try on the shoe.
Chu, Chu, Chu - I want to fly away.
Chu, Chu, Chu - I go to the doctor.
Chu, Chu, Chu - I hit the ball.
Chu, Chu, Chu - I laugh loudly.

*****

Cho-Cho-Cho, Cho-Cho-Cho
My shoulder hurts.
Chu-chu-chu, Chu-chu-chu
If it hurts - go to the doctor.
Chu-chu-chu, Chu-chu-chu
No, I don't want to go to the doctor.
Cha-cha-cha, cha-cha-cha
I will cry at the doctor.
Chi-chi-chi, chi-chi-chi
Doctors help us.
Chu-chu-chu, Chu-chu-chu
If so, I'll go to the doctor.
***
Chu-chu-chu, Chu-chu-chu
Planted into a cherry plum.
Cha-cha-cha, cha-cha-cha
And then the cherry plum ripened.
Chu-chu-chu, Chu-chu-chu
We collect cherry plum.
Cho-Cho-Cho, Cho-Cho-Cho
Substitute your shoulder.
Chi-chi-chi, chi-chi-chi
They made juice from cherry plum.
Cha-cha-cha, cha-cha-cha
Everyone is so useful for everyone.

*****

Chok-cchok, chok-cchok,
Drings, rides our bull.

*****

Ko-ko-ko, ko-ko,,
I do not like milk.

*****

Cha-cha-cha, cha-cha-cha,
The stove is very hot.

*****

Chi-chi-chi, chi-chi-chi,
Easter cakes are hot.

*****

Chi-chi-chi-chi, chi-chi,
Worms peck rooks.

*****

Chi-Lee, chi, chi, chi,
In Chile, the water was turned off.

*****

Ga-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha,
Kuraga for the pie.

*****

Mu-mu, mu-mu,
Give milk to whom?

Mother Mother Mother,
Masha eats herself.

*****

Fe-Fa-Fe, Fe-Fa-Fe-
Fedyusha sleeps on Sofa.

De de de de, di-di,
Bigudi on the chest of drawers.

Barely ewed, ate,
We barely finished porridge.

*****

Tel-Teli, Tel-Teli,
The waxworms flew in.

Tel-Teli, Tel-Teli,
Swans flew in the sky.

Tili-Tili, Tili-Tili,
We rolled the cart.

*****

Trawl, trawl,
Vale was put on the dress.

Lara Lara, Lara Lara,
Lara collected fruits.

Rili-Rili, Rili-Rili,
Rita was presented with a doll.

*****

Re-re-re-ri-ri,
Do not take the crayfish in your hands!

Trawl, trawl,
These boots are for Vali.

Ruza-Ruza, Ruza-Ruza,
Corn was ugly.

Ruza-Ruse, Ruza-Ruse,
There are a lot of corn in Ruza.

*****

The bird is a migratory bird
Lost a pen, saying goodbye,
Soldered in arable land
Polter cloudy flying ...
Pilgrim-poro, circling,
The flight continued smooth.
Flew by handle song,
Just a slippery saying,
Weeping, truth, half -true, ..
Crossclocks, I graze, field,
A simple feather flew - flew -
The traveler is involuntarily ...
Landed in front of the threshold
The predawn sometimes restless,
Gave the sorrow of the Middle Kingdom -
Hello Birds Hello Farewell ...

*****

Six nimble jackals walked with a line
Six chic chinchillas rustled with fur coats,
Six noisy chimpanzees were whispering, whispering,
Noise, rustled, shied, staggering,
Huts with wide -brimming, hats were thrown.

*****

Enchanted, enchanted,
The sunset glow.
The dawn of chilly gold flooded,
Winter was grinding late.

Sparkled, spun around,
Behind the fence, the rubble shutdown.
Behind a tuning, behind the fences,
The frozen land ironed.

Wailedly zealous,
Winter dizzy, faded,
Filled, blowing frozen,
After burying the greens of the chilly alive.

*****

A serious quarrel happened to the spouse
The neighbor Svetlana fell from the cathedral,
Sveta moaned - sinned with her,
Ambulance, a hurry in the light of the signal.

The neighbors stood, tossed - strange,
It was known too bold, calm Svetlana.
There was an agreement with a serious spouse,
The neighbors believed - family happiness ...

*****

We live! We eagerly fat cake.

Magazines of pearls; Painting.

Asses are fat. The crooks are fatigue.

Life -linked vents eating alive.

We live ... wishing - wax, pitying - we burn ...

Burns with heat of veins greed of the livestock.

We are waiting for a brutal sacrifice to the flayers.

The priest of iron was jabah to the toad.

Life! Yellow -poured tin,

The survivability of fatty toads, beetles, polers,

Animal life is a terrible impress.

The murmur of slurry, miserable desires.

Shmann women gall buzzing ...

... cruel lot, terrible life!

Comic tongue twisters for a drunken company with a catch

Comic tongue twisters for a drunken company with a catch:

Makaku Coala in cocoa makala. Koala cocoa lazelled lazily.
Malanya-Boltunia chatted, darkened, but did not fall asleep.
Mom washed Mila soap, Mila did not like soap.
Manya fashionable, in a single -mandate district.
Marina mushrooms marinated, Marina Malina sorted out.
Marina and Mila Malina were beckoning. Marina and Mile Malina Mila.
Macho at the ranch in Poncho eats lecho and kharcho
The lumberjacks were torn by Masha.
Dear Mila loved Belila.
Lyudmila moron white abundantly.
I'm not up to malaise
The variety of monotony is no worse than the monotony of diversity
The moderator modulated, modified, but did not recover.
Wash Kuzya Puzo in a jacuzzi.
MOT - not a jerk, augmentation - not a mot
Husband to Tver, wife at the door.
Muraviede in lunch an ant
The idea of \u200b\u200bmeaninglessness is meaningless, because the meaning of meaninglessness in its meaninglessness, and understanding of meaninglessness, implements meaninglessness.
The mayors are not in moderation. The measure is not familiar to the mayors. We set the measure to the mayor. We will accept the measure to all mayors.
About the snags the ship was all signs
Do you have taxable grace?
Near the stake of the bell, near the collar gate
There is no ring near the well
Near London the lair of the sorcerer
Oksana from Nissan to Sauna, Susan from Sauna to Nissan.
The operator of the copy apparatus photocopied the copied.
Enlightenment by means of broadcasting: "All bourgeois with things for a meeting"
Rubbing simpleton just got into trouble
Love is more than the truth - the right of the prosecutor is protested.
The organization organically organized an orgasm of organized organic organs of the organ.
Eagle on the mountain, a pen on the eagle. Mountain under the eagle, an eagle near a pen.
Osip yells, Arkhip does not lag behind - who will re -re -, Osip Osip, Arkhiph Archip.
Caution, the needle has a very, very sharp tip
From the clatter of hooves, dust flies across the field.
I answer why - bangs to be a bee.
Oh, I have a hill with culmar, I will go out to the hill - I will correct the culmus. You will correct it, you will take it.
Find yourself in silence, feel quiet.
Ivan the Terrible was frightened that the formidable Ivanna was dirty. And Ivana is not dirty and not formidable even for the formidable.
Employed to work, the employee develops developments, earnings earns from the work, and workshops - from processing.
A Prokop came - dill boils, Prokop left - Dill boils. And dill boils with a Prokop, and dill boils without a propeller.
We warm up. The warmed -up will catch a cold if it does not come.
Railed Raven Voronenka
Proven - what a wandered
Programmers encapsulated, encapsulated, encapsulated, encapsulated, and underinqual.
Intermediate obstacles to overcome easier.
The priest was treated, the whispering heavily.
The prophecy is simple by familiarity, although not just to penetrate the problems of germination.
The protocol about the protocol was recorded.
It is easier to accept claims than the abyss due to claims.
Tensor jumps like a carcass in a frying pan
The bird was stuffed with matches
Pustelga in vain will concede the empty
Puffing like a piercing puffy bear
Employees privatized the enterprise, privatized and did not prostrate.
Once firewood, two firewood, three firewood
The amused Mrs. and Mr. vinegar amused the indanced gopher.
The nervous constitutionalist Konstantin was found acclimatized in the constitutional city of Constantinople and with a calm dignity invented by the improved pneumatic receptions.
The destroyed folk raised people from the ruins. Where is the ruins of the people's, who allowed to destroy?
Cancer in the Ryukzak River Opened
He reported, but did not radiate, then he ported, but he was inflated.
Tell us about purchases. About what about purchases? About purchases, about purchases, about my purchases.
The sensed barbarus felt the unexplored by Vavil.
Adjusters regularly regulated regulators.
Rhododendrons from the dendrarium.
The role of Lira in the world is small. That lira is Mila.
Roma Masha Narval daisies
Roman Carmen put Roman Rollan Roman Roman Roman in his pocket and went to Romen to Carmen.
Plant growth is amazing.
Fishermen in the wheelhouse of the Barki took a Buryak, fish and lamb, chose Barina BaroCamer; Brezhnev’s brother was shaved.
A red horse laughed in rye
Red trolls ate rolls, flying on skis.
Hiromantes and surgeons characterize the ailments of the rickets of the fragility of the cartilage and chronic chromosomal harakiri.
Brave, chopping moles of a snoring copophagus fucked.
Hood goes to the mountain, hood goes downhill; Skuds thin as a thing: you are thin, I'm thin; Sit thin a thin one; Capture thin with a thin, iron rod.
The masterpiece of the masterpiece rushes the masterpiece.
Frol on the highway to Sasha play checkers play
Walked Shiva along the highway, crushing being
Shishiga walked along the highway, walked pants. The step will step, whisper: “mistake”, move his ears.
Sixteen walked mice and six found pennies, and the mice rummaged noisily a penny.
Six mice in reeds rustle
Schweign's chef lies - sewing
There was a sleigh with a sleigh, and to meet her Senya and Salya.
Shura and Sasha jokes jokes
Shura Semashko felt Natasha, and the nurse Nagshin drove the tambourine.
Shura Shnurova dumbfounded with a joke, and Shura gave Shnurov along the balls.
Shustri, otherwise they will move
The exhumator of the corpse exhumed, exhumed, but did not give it.
Ethanol is a standard
Is this colonialism? No, this is not colonialism, but neocolonialism!
This Monsieur eats Montansier.
I am a vertical. I can verifyed, I can turn out
I'm with a roll under the window.
I am a fertile -ended person, I can flinch and have a powerfulP.
Yalik in Yalta on the berth of the waves in midnight
Jasper in the suede
Hedgehogs and Christmas trees Kolki
Zhora already, Rosa Zhuk
Kondrat's jacket is short
Mim has a dull mine
Our Grishenka under the window of the cherries
The pond in the grass in the darkness rustle crayfish in a noisy fight
The bee has a bee why there is no bangs?
Sasha has cones and checkers in his pocket
Has Senya with Sanya in the nets with a mustache
Tamarka Tauri has thirty-three tongue twisters
Feofan Mitrofanych had three Son Feofanich, three daughters of Feofanovna, three granddaughters of Mitrofanovna.
Four turtles have four turtles.
Carlsberg was stolen from Clara.
Simplification of the petition for forgiveness as a decoration
The duck-high-end duck was inhibited in the same way.
He managed to oversleep the opportunity to sleep.
Learn to courteousness from Chukchi and feel a little sensitive.
We warm up. The warmed -up will catch a cold if it does not come.
Railed Raven Voronenka
Proven - what a wandered
Programmers encapsulated, encapsulated, encapsulated, encapsulated, and underinqual.
Intermediate obstacles to overcome easier.
The priest was treated, the whispering heavily.
The prophecy is simple by familiarity, although not just to penetrate the problems of germination.
The protocol about the protocol was recorded.
It is easier to accept claims than the abyss due to claims.
Tensor jumps like a carcass in a frying pan
The bird was stuffed with matches
Pustelga in vain will concede the empty
Puffing like a puffy a chubby bear.