Comic predictions - for men, women, colleagues, from fortuneteller, gypsies: the best selection

Comic predictions - for men, women, colleagues, from fortuneteller, gypsies: the best selection

A large collection of comic predictions for holidays, corporate parties.

Comic predictions for guests at the table

Comic predictions for guests at the table
Comic predictions for guests at the table

Comic predictions for guests at the table:

There is a lot of love and always
And there will never be “misfires”!

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You will spend a great year,
You will gain a little weight!

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The main thing is do not worry
And sing more often!

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You will find a rich sponsor
And you will go with him down the crown!

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Mystical events are waiting for you
And believe me - they will find you!

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It's time for you to gather on a long journey,
So start collecting things a little!

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Circular light, circles - collect a suitcase.
Tomorrow morning, Magadan is waiting for you!

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I will not lie for a gram!
You will leave to live in Amsterdam!

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You will buy chickens, cows and land,
And you will leave to live in the village!

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You will act in Hollywood,
And you should not even doubt it!

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You will smile a lot, hug, kiss.

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Every day you will enjoy
In universal love to swim!

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Big changes are waiting for you
The world will give you a prize!

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We will not walk around the bush,
All year you have to bite with friends!

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So much joy that just look,
Hold all this joy in your hands.

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There will be coziness and warmth in the house
And life will be fine!

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I need to dig money,
Promotions, bonds buy.

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Fortune smiles at you
All dreams are fulfilled!

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You will have dollars and a lot of money
If you move to the other side.

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It is worth being careful
You would not have to buy anything superfluous.

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The most cherished will be fulfilled
And the heart will overflow with happiness.

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A gift is waiting for you soon -
Traveling to the sea.

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Laughter and smiles - everything is fine.
Merry is waiting for a year - it will be familiar.

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Wealth will bring a year
Buying a big one is waiting for you.

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This year will be noisy
Fun, joy will bring.

Something new and unknown awaits you,
But fascinating, interesting.

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Obedience, the family in the family,
A holiday will happen, there will be a feast!

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Inspiration and creativity flight,
On prediction, the year will bring you.

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Happiness, Strong Love
They will be with you again and again.

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According to forecasts - lucky
Success will make friends with success,
Fatigue and spleen will leave,
Contact any task.

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Together you will find a treasure,
In the family - harmony and way.

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Many gifts and flowers
Are waiting for the owner of the prediction,
You can go through a lot of happiness of bridges -
This is an interpretation here.

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Goodbye, sofa! Hello, Milan!

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Luck is your gift,
This year - he will be a bright!

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Full of money bag
And a tight wallet
This year promises
And he will give sure!

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Every day is a bouquet of flowers,
Be ready for this all year!

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Victory and recognition are waiting for you,
But you need to attach efforts.

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Love and passion will capture with their heads,
This will do this with you!

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Parties, dances, joy, laughter,
The opposite sex has noisy success.

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Quit smoking
You will stand on the skis,
But you will not stop joking!

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Apartment, car and cottage -
Such a forecast plus luck!

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Success will happen in a professional business,
There is a chance to become the best in the year!

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Waiting for tenderness and affection in the year,
Life will seem a fairy tale.

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Inspiration will help to fulfill the dream,
Create unearthly beauty.

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The future looks foggy
But without negativity and deception.

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Buy a car,
Wiring wealth Fitil.

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Fate will give a lot of updates,
Can pamper wealth,
No one will hit the back in the back,
The best friend will help you.

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But it's not time for us to gather again,
But in order to take a wedding!

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We all, sometimes, go somewhere, go, float, fly like birds,
There, where the unfamiliar shore ... A road abroad awaits you.

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You will devote the whole first month to art -
Go to the theater, ballet and opera!

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Take care of your favorite sports
Otherwise, the world will remain without records!

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In April - Martha wait for the news:
Get ready to accept and entertain the guests!

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So that your house becomes more comfortable and wider,
Make a rearrangement in the apartment.

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Good luck, happiness, peace for you!
You will have your own apartment!

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I wish you to save the style!
You will be a car!

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Good luck will not leave you!
There will be a new cottage for you!

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Your toast is your health!
There will be career growth to you!

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I wish you luck!
An increase in your family is waiting for you!

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I surrounded you to comfort!
And income will increase!

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Let the success accompany!
You can learn the best!

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There are many different impressions
On the beautiful travels!

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Let not worry about concern!
A new job is waiting for you!

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I do not want to be bored in vain
There will be new friends!


  • There will be peace on Earth and delicacies on the table!
  • Since I want to wave to the village - no need to wait for stable weather. In the country, in the field, in the garden, look for inspiration from nature.
  • You have a New Year's salute and home comfort ahead!
  • It is not a sin off the coast of the Turkish to indulge in the entertainment of secular!
  • You have friends, familiar the sea, and everyone will come to visit soon.
  • Love is waiting for you, divided and diverse!
  • The weather will be good for you and your garden!
  • A trip to Europe is waiting for you and luck by horoscope!
  • You will have cakes, sweets and other small joys!
  • There will be your happy laughter and in secular society success!
  • Wait for friends of good, real! Especially among higher!
  • Money will be unmeasured! And not fake, but proven!
  • You will be cheerful and energetic, and therefore all year will pass perfectly!
  • A good atmosphere in the family and a dizzying personal career!
  • Your health will become stronger, the second youth will come.
  • You are destined to live up to a hundred years without any storms and troubles!
  • Let the tear spill for joy, soon an old friend will return!
  • You will find a strong support for you and your business partner!
  • You will have legal and sensible subordinates!
  • For the heart, delights you - a great increase in salary!
  • You are used to living in the thick of things, work is your main destiny.
  • You are a pamper of fate, which means that success and good luck await you.
  • Fate will gild your pen, send a solid pay! Or throw a wallet. ... And this is all in the near future!
  • A rattle and diaper ... a year of the child awaits you!
  • To whom what tests are the country or upbringing
  • Love will decorate your days, and they will become bright.
  • All your life in winter and summer magical is illuminated by light.
  • A lot of adventures and a lot of thrills await you,
  • But everything will end perfectly, how to live on you will be clear!
  • From still now you will continue to get good and young!
  • And you are waiting for household chores, household chores. But in the family and in your personal life, everything will turn out perfectly for you!
  • Your hairstyle, the appearance of us will pleasantly surprise us all.
  • You will enter the cream of society. You may find a sponsor.
  • You have to, friends, and continue to burn creative work. But you can’t burn your wings, take care of your health!
  • A lot of incidents and interesting travels await you. For courses, on vacation, abroad - where fate will dispose!
  • Wait for family income growth and vacation at your favorite season!
  • A trip to the sea is waiting for you soon!
  • Down with the spleen and anger, and revenge - you will receive a joyful news.
  • Wait for sunset, wait for dawn, expect a girl from a girl!
  • Every day and every hour someone thinks about you!
  • Look more fun forward - there wealth awaits you there!
  • Wait a bit, the road is waiting for you.
  • Gingerbread and sweets - there will be a lot of joy!
  • At the end of the week, a holiday and fun awaits you.
  • Suddenly you will have a new friend.
  • The sun is again and happiness again - you will meet new love!
  • By next Saturday, wait for success in work!
  • You will always have delicious food in the house!
  • Unexpectedly, by chance you will reveal someone's secret.

Comic predictions are short

Comic predictions are short
Comic predictions are short

Comic predictions are short:

  • The boss does not have in front of the boss - so that there is no risk to get drunk!
  • Urgently you go to the gym to grow in the pocket of the nal.
  • Here the figure has nothing to do with it, time to be strong shoulder
  • Who the boss will drive out of work - that new year has less care!
  • You wanted a new laptop, Kayuk came to the old one.
  • Get and sign, and get out with money,
  • Something will be kept from the salary for the breakdown of the apparatus
  • Who gets drunk with champagne - he will return without a bonus!
  • An increase in you, you see, you worked not in vain.
  • And behind the authorities, every day it was not for nothing that a shadow was dragging. Now the whole thing is for you - how will you get along with a dream
  • Look joyfully forward - a bag of money awaits you!
  • Forget about crying - luck awaits you!
  • It will be a hot year - and with him a tour is on the island!
  • Only joy ahead and bathing in love!
  • Well, catch good luck by the tail - the keys to the cottage are waiting for you!
  • There will be a sea of \u200b\u200bimpressions with a jar of sweet jam!
  • Do not Handry, do not be upset - there is a lot of happiness on the way!
  • It's time to get swayed - wealth runs to you!
  • Soon you will receive a love confession, someone will admire your charm.
  • If you hear a melodic ringing, then look for a brand new iPhone under a Christmas tree!
  • A devoted friend will appear soon, you will have fun together, the guys will begin to tease everything around you with a bride and bride.
  • You will go to school after the New Year holidays and you will find a pleasant surprise under the desk.
  • Stars promise you luck and rampant fun.
  • Romance awaits you, rather tie bows!
  • Get a bag of sweets and a lot of joy as a gift.
  • Adventures await you, but do not forget about teaching.
  • In the New Year, a fairy tale will happen, and you will understand that life is beautiful!
  • Open your heart good, happiness and luck, because you will soon withdraw in your favorite program
  • You don’t need to get drunk - you dance until you fall, so that your children know how cool you rest!
  • An increase in salaries will bring you this year, only listen to the bosses - a miracle will instantly happen!
  • Dance today all night long and laugh loudly and loudly, be like a child.
  • You do not be afraid of the evil boss of the gray -haired. He, like Santa Claus, will come and bring gifts to everyone.
  • The stars promise romantic acquaintances, just try to behave decently!
  • Buy a car and a gorgeous cottage, and also instruct the child in addition.
  • Go on a hike in the spring, and income will increase sharply!
  • On vacation, fly to the sea and soak in the sun.
  • Good luck will smile at you, light in the window will light up.
  • Winter in your bed will be hot in your bed, no blizzards will be scary at night.
  • Today, Santa Claus will give you a whole WHO, but do not forget about your friends so that your income has been increasing.
  • Diamonds and silk, fur coats, money, dresses. Santa Claus will perform everything and give happiness!
  • You will find champagne and beautiful models next week.
  • In February, a long road awaits you, in March - pure love, in April - happiness and a little money, and in May you will be surprised again.
  • A successful year will be soon: you will meet Borea, and also with Arthur, Petya, only you drink less.
  • Everything will be fine in life, especially at the front front!
  • A good replenishment of the budget, you are waiting for you during the summer!
  • In the coming year, certainly, health will be just excellent!
  • In personal life without doubt, there will be change soon!
  • Very soon from friends, wait for pleasant news!
  • You will soon be lucky, fate will present a surprise!
  • It’s rare who is lucky to anyone, a big love is waiting for you!

Hooray! It's time to come
You wish for a carriage of good
Gosque with success and warmth
And pleasure is a whole house!

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Smiles Pack, Happiness WHO
And passions are a whole steam locomotive!
Laughter casket, fashion cabinet
And a lot of full rights!

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I wish you as a joke, but still
So as to take note of:
Be with someone who is more expensive for you all,
Who don't you want to lose ...

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Know how not to chase money
And just increase them.
Do not surround yourself with enemies -
Do not waste your life on this!

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Blow only more beautiful over time,
Like a bird brilliant with plumage.
Like Mexico be exotic,
Free and unusual!

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Circle like a champagne head,
Appreciate your loved ones, not gold!
See this world is not on TV,
Open yourself like America!

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I wanted to joke a little
And wish you a bit:
If the choice will be about the roads
Go on the one where it will be a good!

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Find out everything that is interesting
Believe in happiness and love.
Find your place in the world ...
The one who excites blood!

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We wish, without impudence,
Have a good bosses,
Have a salary all year round,
Stretch children, raise your stomach!

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Rest not according to the budget,
Eat caviar, not bite!
Let champagne flow
With foam, the mouth decorates!
Smile, the day came,
When the world is at your feet!

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I wish that in my pocket it would be densely -
Lemons and cabbage bloomed,
And smile at the whole mouth
A smile suits you so!

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I wish the key to the new wheelbarrow
A weighty pack
Cold beer in glass
And so that friends do not forget!

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So be healthy!
Live richly
So will allow
Your salary!

And if the salary
You will not allow you to live ...
Well, don't live:
Nobody is non -enhanced!

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I wish you happiness and smiles
Love, mutual understanding!
And fifteen fish, and golden,
To fulfill all desires.

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Let everything pass by
Except money and intimacy!

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Let the house become a palace from a fairy tale,
Sable Shuboy - coat,
And your kitchen is a throne room,
In the corner - a hikoka with a ball!

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Let the queen enter with a knock,
And the servants bow to you,
There were drinks to be a shaft
Text on the mustache would be sweet honey!

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We wish you a lot of happiness
Diseases, sorrows do not know
In the work of success to achieve
And do not yawn in personal life!

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The most joyful moments,
The kindest news!
So that from warm wishes
It became bright on the soul!

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Life will be more wonderful, brighter,
All dreams will be fulfilled!
Inspiration, good luck,
Tender words and beauty!

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Let the money stray in a bird flock
Fly to you like a hurricane
Let them attack, attack
And they climb with impudence in the pocket!

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Let you always have cash.
What will you spend them on - a personal matter ...
Perhaps you will buy a house, a car, cottage,
And then you will treat your friends to change.

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The wishes of my wishes cannot be counted
And why divide them into parts?
If all of them, how much is
They are in the word "happiness".

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We wish you great love -
Beautiful, clean like a tear
And so that they smile all the time
Your beautiful eyes!

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Let on this day so beautiful
Both birds and flowers sing,
And happiness whole armfuls
You take from us as a gift.

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Let your health be the same,
Let happiness not bypass,
And luck is accompanied by you everywhere.

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May your life be full
Love, kindness and happiness,
Let there be every new day
Beautiful in its own way!

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Let luck pamper more often,
Bringing success over time,
To be even more saturated and brighter
It became every day and an hour!

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Let the dear people surround
Give a lot of tenderness, heat
And the desires will come true any
So that life is still happier!

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Let every moment that he lives
Success will increase twice!
There will be a lot of emotions
And for no reason you are about!

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I wish you all the best:
Peaceful sky, warm bread.
Pure water and no trouble.

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I wish a sea of \u200b\u200bhappiness, a drop of hardships,
Ocean good luck and stream of worries.

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We wish you always a joy in fate!
We wish you alone happy days a year,
Peace to your home!

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Happiness - without measure!
Health - without measure!
A lot of success,
Hope and faith!

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So that life is always bright,
I wish you light and warmth
Strong health forever,
All that a person is happy!

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We wish for all the years
Cloudless weather,
Not a bit of bad weather
Love, health, happiness!

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I want to wish you
Great good health
And let your soul more often
Overwhelmed with love.
Let happiness spread wings
And this overflows all.

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Let the ocean be happiness,
Universe luck,
And grief is less than a glass,
And hide it away!

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Let the sun in the sky for you
Always, always laughs.
May your dream come true
Let him live cheerfully.

Comic predictions are ridiculous

Comic predictions are ridiculous
Comic predictions are ridiculous

Comic predictions are ridiculous:

  • If today you fell into childhood, then you will soon receive an inheritance;
  • If you can’t turn your way, you will collect many gifts of fate;
  • Save your personal style - you will have a car;
  • If the turkey suddenly pecks, then as a gift wait for a laptop;
  • Hear the cry of the parrot from the cage, it's time on the diet, leave candy;
  • If you get a blow in the forehead, a new gift will open;
  • They ate the bird to knock on the window, which means that luck is in a hurry to you;
  • If there is coziness around, then income will instantly increase;
  • There will be many impressions, a long road awaits you;
  • Do not want to be sad in vain, faithful friends are waiting for you;
  • Only you are so lucky, the love of your whole life is waiting for you;
  • If you will not be too lazy, then you can achieve a lot in life.
  • The stars promise romantic acquaintances, just try to behave decently!
  • If you sleep little, then you can’t become big.
  • You need to listen to mom and dad and not be stubborn most.
  • The fun, laughter and a lot of carousels will wait for you.
  • Waiting for you, my friend, a surprise and still wait for the prize.
  • Stop it, my friend, lazy, we should work more.
  • This year you will find a new record in sports.
  • Help more mom and desire will come true.
  • If you are naughty, then you can forget about sweets.
  • You will behave well, you will go on a trip.
  • If you eat porridge, then everyone will listen to you.
  • The upcoming New Year will bring a bunch of gifts;
  • Good ratings at school are expected, and let the failures go forward to others;
  • Move boldly forward, a lot of happiness awaits you;
  • Sports do more often, get rid of diseases;
  • Your cherished dream will come true, and the piggy bank will noticeably replenish;
  • A dog will appear with you, the whole family will love it tightly;
  • You will respect the elders - you will attract happiness;
  • You will receive a lot of cups and awards, you will be very happy and glad;
  • If you read a lot, then you can become the smartest;
  • Waiting for popularity and great success, you will become the first and best of all!
  • Wait not crying, luck will come again;
  • Look forward, a lot of money is waiting for a lot of money;
  • You are an ambulance, but there will be a lot of money;
  • Walk boldly forward, success with luck is already waiting;
  • From close friends, wait soon;
  • You will find your love, maybe you will marry again;
  • You will fly a career with a career with a career, even a boss will sit;
  • A huge mountain of money will fall on top, a native from the disease will recover;
  • Do not be sad in vain, there are already drunk friends on the way. It will be fun …;
  • A neighbor fell in love with you that you have been living for many years;
  • In the last month of winter - February, success will come to you again;
  • I saw for sure, you will have a big family;
  • Just at midnight, in the New Year, your luck is suitable;
  • In front of the leadership, you will have to be a temptation to get drunk;
  • Once you were kicked out of work, then worries have diminished;
  • At the festival, whoever gets drunk, without an advance will return to the house;
  • In the store, you will take, yourself fashionable pants;
  • Under, glasses, ringing, they will give a cool phone;
  • The ice floe will subside, life will become like a picture;
  • A year of the tiger is on the way, we wish you friends, to be neat, smart, clean, not an analogue of a boar.
  • A trip to the sea is waiting for you soon.
  • Down with anger and revenge, you will receive a joyful news.
  • Look more fun, there wealth awaits you.
  • Wait a bit, the road is waiting for you.
  • Gingerbread and sweets, there will be a lot of joy.
  • A holiday and fun await you at the end of the week.
  • Wait, not crying, luck will come to you.
  • You will always have delicious food in the house.
  • Try to relax on Bagams six times a year and then you will certainly be lucky.
  • In the coming year, someone will be lucky again, maybe you or your neighbor-you must always be ready.
  • They expect a change in early January, get ready for them gradually - do not lose time in vain.

Festive festive predictions - comic on corporate

Festive festivities - comic on corporate
Festive festive predictions - comic on corporate

Funny holiday predictions - comic on the corporate party:

  • Winter in your bed will be hot in your bed, no blizzards will be scary at night.
  • Diamonds and silk, fur coats, money, dresses ... Everything will be performed by a generous husband and give happiness!
  • A delicious vinyl and beautiful Gazelle awaits you this week.
  • Adventures for a whole year in Zanzibar are waiting for you;
  • I see you are waiting for purchases - bread, potatoes and ... trampoline;
  • You will definitely be rich - on the day of advance and salaries;
  • You will love young, groovy and mischievous ... The cat is vague, small;
  • Here is a joy, here is the fun: a housewarming awaits;
  • The summer is waiting for complete miracles: fishing, cottage, cottage, forest;
  • To stay beautiful (-y), you will swing all year;
  • It’s time for your dreams to come true, you definitely shine for a frozen;
  • You have to come to the future, and to be good;
  • You can’t pass happiness if you quit drinking;
  • You are specifically lucky - a new job is waiting;
  • For you, the year is good, you will find a sponsor for yourself;
  • You pump your lips and bleach your teeth;
  • The year will please the update - beautiful furniture, new;
  • Tili-Tili-Test, you will be a groom or a bride;
  • The year will please the dough if you pass unnecessary scrap;
  • New housing, entertainment and wine are waiting for you;
  • You will win one of the lotteries one hundred rubles;
  • A year without grief and without tears, and a money with a gulkin nose;
  • The boss will love you if you shave your legs;
  • There is no time to get bored - you will meet guests for a whole year;
  • Life will please you again, you will be, then sleep;
  • Collect the suitcases, leave the backwood;
  • This year your salary will increase by 2 percent;
  • Huge love awaits, but you will get a little in an eyebrow;
  • Buy quickly a tire, someone will buy you a car;
  • A friend of Viagra will eat, so he will get you;
  • You will plow all year, but it is cool to rest;
  • A great career awaits if you kiss the mayor;
  • Your dreams will come true - buy a house three meters

Comic predictions of gypsies

Comic predictions of gypsies
Comic predictions of gypsies

Comic predictions of gypsies:

Hello, my golden! I am a gypsy is glad!
Now I will tell you in the palm of my hand! Grind the pen!
I'll tell you the whole truth! Nothing anything!

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Can you have your pen, gold? I see, I see, I see ...
Will lure the head teacher into the corner,
Make the papers on time.

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Your pen, dear! Well, well, well …
You will be very subtly hinted
What maybe they will give a prize.

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Pull your palm! What is here?
On the day of the teacher forecast:
Bouquet of roses or neurosis.

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So - so - so, here I also see a lot!
Your dream will come true:
The magazine will suddenly fill up!

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Your pen, dear! I see, I see, I see ...
They will add you another watch
And the straps in the out of art
The pedagogical council will move
In your ninth office

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Land the pen, amiable!
What is written here? ..
Compote from the school buffet
Add you immunity.

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Your hand, be kind!
I see, I see, I see ...
Pillow to school for you and blanket
The committee will send an audit.

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Can I have your pen? Well, well, well…
The news is waiting for you shocking
And the leadership is cool.

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Give your handle an experienced gypsy!
I see, I see-oo ....
There will be grounds for the parent meeting

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I cannot help but tell such a solid person!
Your hand, please!
For your merits soon
They will put a bust from the school ...

The predictions of the fortuneteller are comic

The predictions of the fortuneteller are comic
The predictions of the fortuneteller are comic

The predictions of the fortuneteller are comic:

I scatter the deck
It was in life that she had
I scatter the deck
The same suit, those Trefei,
Yes, I learn from those stripes
Will be in life what she has
In the past, a wedding, a feast of the city,
Yes, guests around do not count
The wedding is called gold
I have in the deck!
So that she has a plane,
Say, let her pay
But we are at the same time
Also, they had something to have something!
It was to sell them the mind.
But then marry her
Must their thickness.
She has everything here and here
The husband is not easy for the rank!
Live somewhere near Moscow!
That slogan is implemented!
The main thing is to swing
All of them was endowed!
Where will the generation settle
She has in life!
Happiness and not count in the asset,
And do not count merits!
There is happiness in the future,
And there is merit too!
In a stop so that one is one,
Minimum, two hundred years old
You will go hunting for a pheasant,
And you will bring a boar home -
You will find five hundred rubles in the basket.
Put them on your phone,
You will say: “Fig!
Reluctance!" The boss will call - you will send
Fire - say: "Well, well!"
Squares past the windows,
I want this garbage! "
And go broke in the root.
And a long youth is waiting for you
Traveling pleasant cycle.
You will see the whole world and not once
So copy the money now, right away.
There will be blood in the veins,
Love is waiting for you.
And happy, moreover,
Choose who you need.
And all this without deception
Money is full of pockets.
Since you will find the treasure
Just do not yawn for a long time,
Dig all 24 hours a day,
For three months you will delve
And then in wealth you swim.
If you want to be happy
You will be happy, at least kill.

Comic predictions for the new year

Comic predictions for the new year
Comic predictions for the new year

Comic predictions for the New Year:

Under glasses delicate ringing
The gift is waiting for you - smartphone!

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Show a little patience
You will receive pleasure in life!

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If you are energetic,
All your year will pass perfectly!

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Pleasant surprise and joy unexpected
The love of the long -awaited love will come on New Year's Eve.

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Be calm this year
You will live without hardships.

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The house will be filled with happiness,
The desire will be fulfilled.

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It will be successful for a whole year.
Happiness is long and unhurried.

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New Year is knocking on the door
Many bright days promise.

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There will be a lot of laughter in life
Happiness, joy, success.

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Good friend will help you
The joy in life will increase.

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You will be successful, strong
Popular and beautiful.

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New Year on the threshold
Grace is a murmur.

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For the warmth that you give
Your dreams will come true.

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Unexpected joy and happiness bag
Bends Santa Claus in a New Year's sock.

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Good, dear man
You will be happy for a century.

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New Year soon meet -
You get grace.

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The night of miracles has come
Catch your Mercedes soon.

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In this marvelous New Year
You will live without worries.

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In the new year, luck is waiting for you
Family happiness, love and friends.

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New Year carries with him
Happiness, joy and peace.

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Do not make drama problems
And go to the Bagams this year.

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If you don't save offense
You will be easier and more joyful to live.

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Laughter, champagne, fun
In the New Year, a hangover is waiting for you.

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Life without grief and worries
Waiting for this year.
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Bright surprises more than once
Will delight you for a year.

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Success, health and comfort
Will give the coming year.

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New Year is coming
All the people are happy.
A firework will flash in the sky,
And a loved one
Will make a recognition in love
Will invite you to a date.

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Loved one and luck
Children, family and comfort,
The eyes of the happy do not hide
Meet your best New Year.

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Neither get sick nor grieve
You will not be this year.
Happiness, laughter and grace
And you will get love.

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All this dispute is nothing
And a pleasant conversation
It will be a good year for sure
Happiness will settled indefinitely.

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You will find the right way
You will forget about your alarm
When the New Year comes
And happiness will bring to your house.

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There will be many bright days
And a fun company,
Divide the happiness of friends
Solar Spain is waiting for you.

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Comfort, comfort will enter your house
Catch happy moments!
Seeing a salute in the New Year
You will experience pleasure.

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A kind friend is most important
Know what success awaits you
If you begin to appreciate friendship
They will all love you.

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The first snow has long passed
New Year found you
You open your eyes soon:
You will see a surprise before you.

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In the New Year for you
A bright star will flash
Not mourning about anything
You will be always young.

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You will meet your love
Tender and sweeter than honey.
You will create a strong family
In the coming year.

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New Year on the threshold
Meet it with joy
Happiness, comfort and health
Get it as a gift!

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The right road in life
You will find this year.
And not knowing the worries,
You will live without trouble.

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New Year soon meet
And receive gifts:
Loving soul,
Grace and pleasure.

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And an old friend under the New Year
A bag with a gift will bring
Good luck, joy and fun
And a festive mood.

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Good luck awaits you on the New Year
Profit, happiness and success.
Cases of financial return
The kids are a sonorous laughter.

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A pleasant surprise
And the joy is unexpected
Bouquet of irises
Love is long -awaited.

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Time accelerates running,
There will be a kind person
He will support and help
Happiness in life will increase.

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Exactly at midnight from the sky snow
Flooded. So it will be
A year successful and without trouble.
Longing will forget the road.

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In the coveted hour on New Year's Eve,
When stars of clear round dance
Will appear in the sky again,
Eternal love will come to life.

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Santa Claus was looking for you
And Hello passed
Here are a whole pile of gifts
Do not live in quarrels now.

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The time of fairy tales came again!
The coming New Year
All anxieties will take away
Will increase your income.

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A year will fulfill all desires
A new friend will give
Sweet kisses are waiting for you
Love in life flurtles.

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You will not go to the pharmacy
And repay the whole mortgage.
You will live without trouble
On the new year!


  • I wish you huge bouquets, chic gifts, vouchers to where it is beautiful and hot.
  • In the summer on the nudist beach, your happiness will lie nearby!
  • Let everything go past in life, except for health, money and intimacy!
  • Virtual love will excite blood.
  • I wish a sea of \u200b\u200bhappiness and an ocean of love, but in this ocean, look, do not fail!
  • If you fall in love once a week - you will be young for fifteen years!
  • I do not want to be bored in vain, there will be new friends!
  • Your hairstyle, the appearance of us will pleasantly surprise us all.
  • You will enter the cream of society. You may find a sponsor.
  • There will be your happy laughter and in secular society success!
  • Every day and every hour someone thinks about you!
  • Love is waiting for you, divided and diverse!
  • Live, Bech, believe and wait - your luck is ahead!
  • Love will decorate your days, and they will become bright.
  • All your life in winter and summer magical is illuminated by light.
  • If you smile, all dreams will begin to come true
  • I wish that in my pocket it would be dense, bloomed bananas and cabbage,
  • And smile in the whole mouth, you go like that!
  • Look more fun, there is wealth there!
  • Let you always have cash, which you will spend them on is a personal matter.
  • I wish the shares a pack, a new wheelbarrow and “grandmothers” in addition!
  • I wish you money so that there is no shortage of them, as well as health, so that it is in order!

Jewish birth predictions

Jewish birth predictions
Jewish birth predictions

Comic birth predictions:

Let him roll by the day of birth
The happiness of the whole chariot!
You have enough for a long time -
You can not work!

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A wonderful holiday has come:
You have a birthday today!
Congratulations, but not in vain -
Do not leave me hungry!

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Get pleasure from life,
And fly in heaven with joy.
Let it be the best mood
And let your life be like paradise.

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On the birthday
I wish inspiration
Success of the whole WHO,
Catch the dream of the tail!

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I wish that everything is enough for everything
So that this holiday brings joy.
So that there are all obstacles nothing,
And life was more charming every day.

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You will be lucky
What will bring a career
I wish new impressions
And good luck for the whole year!

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Happiness of unearthly and attention,
Joy, comfort, prosperity.
Tenderness, enthusiasm, peace, affection,
So that you always live, as in a fairy tale.

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Let dreams come true
Friends only smile.
Let the problems have fun
In pockets, money rustles.
Good luck is a full chest!
Keep your own patch!

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The whole world of fame,
Site on the ground,
The cottage is three -story
And the bank account is important,
In his career - higher,
A machine without a roof
And I wish you happiness
Happy birthday now
Congratulating you!

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I wish you a whole car
Health, happiness and luck.
Green money van
And unearthly inspiration!

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I also want to wish
Golden to catch more fish.
Neither grief nor troubles know.
Success, joy, smiles!

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Rest - so in the Maldives,
To receive - so a million!
Let luck, happiness, joy
Surrounded from all sides,
They don't give you a pass
On a weekday and on a weekend,
Let the wave of love pick up
And he will cover with his head!

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I wish the prospects in life,
So that the whole world is open to you,
To be interesting to live,
Love, work and be friends!

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Sadness, depressed!
Today is your birthday!
Kaifuy and take off,
Do not get carried away with alcohol!

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I wish you a lot of happiness,
I want not simple in life
Your flowering road
Did not become a narrow path!

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May your eyes shine with your sun,
Let the mouth shine with a smile.
Happy birthday I congratulate you
I wish you love and happiness in life!

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Happy Birthday!
Happy Magical and Beautiful Day!
Let the fun enter the house
Filling the heart with happiness!

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Sea of \u200b\u200bjoy and laughter
Birthday is not an obstacle!
So smile wider
Fun and take off!

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I give you flowers
Unusual beauty!
Not peonies, not chamomile,
And flowers from blotches!

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We wish you health, fun gait,
More herring, port and vodka,
And life and youth in the heart are hot,
And we wish the sultry heifer in addition.

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We wish you to get drunk on this day,
To get lost in your apartment!
Friends, relatives do not recognize
And do not find your bed!

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At your birthday
I will become a cool athlete
Candidate for the master
In raising glasses!

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I'll tear you off for a moment
The tricky will ask the question,
I see, not at all to jokes,
I congratulate you seriously!

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You have a day today!
You can revel "into the pig",
Currect without looking back
You can shop, in clubs, *ladles.

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Happy birthday to congratulations
And we want to wish
For life to seem to be a paradise
Do not bother and not get bored.

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Let's throw off the jokes to the side,
Time of great things!
For a day of birth, I am equally
Play a bottle!

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I wish that it would be dense in my pocket,
Banans and cabbage bloomed,
And smile at the whole mouth
A smile goes to you!

Comic predictions for the anniversary

Comic predictions for the anniversary
Comic predictions for the anniversary

Comic predictions for the anniversary:

Let the goldfish fish fulfill all desires,
You will save sobriety and self -control!
After all, we are already in a hurry for your birthday
With champagne and flowers! We will error today?

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To eat and drink,
So that I would like and could
So that everywhere
It was with anyone where!

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Let you not live sad.
Crushes in a wallet cabbage.
From the car the key lies in the pocket.
The remote control from TV is waiting on the couch.

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I love you like a damn swamp
I love you like a witch Forest,
Your malicious smile
I will never get tired!

I wish you happiness and good
So that life, like a day, is bright,
So that only joy, without anxieties,
Crossed your threshold.

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I wish you success, I wish you good luck
It is easy to relax and work with return.
To joy in fate
I met yours more often
So that everything comes out and everything works out.

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Let in everyday life, at work - everywhere
You are greeted with warmth and coziness
Let all the days only be happy,
Peace, health and happiness are waiting!

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Let them say, not in money happiness,
Let them say that money is evil
I wish you on your birthday
Find one hundred thousand in spite.

Congratulations, hug
And we shout to you cheers.
You are Miss World, Miss Universe
And Miss of this table!

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Like a man to a man
I want to wish
Let him scatter the longing
Everything is on the shoulder!

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To stand on the table
You have a whole feast!
To make everything that he wants
In life you got!

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Congratulations! Congratulations!
We wish you happiness, joy
Live, poison, laugh, sing,
In general, you can’t get old with your heart.

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Happy birthday, hello!
What are you preparing for lunch?
How much beer and wine?
We will drink with you to the bottom!

******

If you want to sing like Elvis Presley,
Ricky Martin and Tarkan?
You will be! But, a little later!
Pour another glass!

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We wish you to get drunk on this day,
To get lost in your apartment!
Friends, relatives do not recognize
And do not find your bed!

Comic predictions for adults according to the signs of the zodiac

Comic predictions for adults according to the signs of the zodiac
Comic predictions for adults according to the signs of the zodiac

Comic predictions for adults according to the zodiac signs:

Capricorn
Capricorn on New Year's Eve
There will be a lot of money
And in business to be taken
It will be, no matter how you turn
Let good luck follow him
Let him bring profit.

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Aquarius
Aquarius is all right
Shirts are clean and tidy
He will be on top
In joy and cleanliness
And also in his pocket
Full wallets with mani.

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Fish
Let the fish not be shy
Vacation will be on caribas
There will be a full house for happiness
An increase later
Let the fish have fun
It is not to the face for them to be sad.

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Aries
Although you are very stubborn
Say, Aries, we are right for you
You are not afraid of anything
Get your own
And go ahead
You will figure it out later
New Year will be successful
Profitable, very funny.

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Taurus
We know about you, Taurus
What a great businessman are you
You will always share everything honestly
You explain you all appropriate
For you the coming year
Profit, happiness will bring
And dreams will come true
Only in them believe you.

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Twins
Though the guys are not simple
All hands golden
Luck is waiting for twins
A new turn in life
Profit and love to the coffin
Be happy both.

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Crayfish
Prediction for you cancer
Can compose, mastic
He will have a success
Happiness, sonorous children's laughter
An increase at work
And pleasant worries.

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a lion
This sign is not simple
Leo with the skin of the gold
His posture is a crown
The gaze is heavy, weighing from the tank.
But in the future awaits him
Joy and love all year.
We need to believe in him
He will achieve his.

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Virgo
Though this soft sign
But in reality, everything is wrong
New Year judges victory
A new house to you and a neighbor.
And you are also waiting for you
To the coming of this year

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Scales
Everyone is used to measuring
Trust your feelings.
Know that you are at the gate
Joy and luck are waiting.
And also success in business,
Believe, happiness is in the little things.

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Scorpion
Very difficult sign
Strict, strong, business.
His success awaits in business,
He will conquer everyone with his mind.
Happiness will come to the house,
And luck is waiting for him.

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Sagittarius
At least the character and explosive,
He is good and simple.
On New Year, let this sign
They wear it together in their hands.
Let him sing praise,
Kholes, love, take care.


Aries
For Aries, a nice prediction -
Recognition awaits them in love.
Aries will definitely be lucky
Their success is waiting for a whole year.

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Taurus
A gift for Taurus will be excellent -
Full order in a personal life!
There will be healthy health,
Like young daring.

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Twins
Dreams Fulfillment,
The twins are waiting for inspiration.
For twins - a sea of \u200b\u200bsurprises,
They will get not without whims.

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Crayfish
Wealth and prosperity -
Such is the Cancers of fate a gift.
For cancer in the sleeve love
Blood can excite.

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a lion
Success in work, to top it
Lviv in the service is waiting for an increase.
In the future, Lviv will wait
Unearthly grace.

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Virgo
Waiting for Virgin Beauty and Grace,
The bodies and souls are an excellent equipment.
For the Virgo, travel is coming,
Roads, adventures will come.

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Scales
In the coming year near the scales
Everything is in harmony, like a watch.
For weights good news:
There will be six millions
Scarlet roses as a gift.
Month of May - He will be a fair.

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Scorpion
A gift to Scorpio is a faithful friend,
He will just suddenly appear.
Hide the weapon, scorpion,
You will definitely be a champion!

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Sagittarius
Arrow of love of Sagittarius pierces
And the power of feelings will surprise.
It is necessary for Sagittarius
Urgently find.

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Taurus
The union is stuck in harmony,
Do not only rush!

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Capricorn
The fate is publicized Capricorn
Amazing long road.
Love and passion - everything will boil,
Capricorn only needs to be tolerated.

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Aquarius
For Aquarius, happiness will pour,
And it is worth drinking him.
Rest from work,
Behind the care.

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Fish
Fish will receive in the new year
Bright happiness and love star.

Comic predictions in verses

Comic predictions in verses
Comic predictions in verses

Comic predictions in verses:

Let the lights burn over London.
Westminster, City, Tower - they are waiting for you, madam!
The fog hangs over Temes, and the rain is drizzling,
How much everything is expensive and bin rings big!

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You will go to Brazil,
In a cheerful cruise;
You will see in abundance
Cool male striptease.

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Stop love to love work!
Temotherapy - in the ass!
Better, you take care of the figure -
This is a buzz to live a slender fool!

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I will tell you a beauty
Lucky like in a fairy tale
A year of sheep will bring you
Lyalechka in a stroller.

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Your girlfriend is very lucky
Even succumbing to the festive Zhora,
You will not grow a belly. It is for everyone
Your clothes will be just right for you.

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Something will advent with her husband
And he will turn into a prince.
And for your talents
Diamonds will give you.

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Will give birth to a hero
Wife by the end of September.
Pushkin predicted this
I just wrote down.

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You will receive money
You will distribute the poor
You will take a mortgage
you will live with her life

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If you love roses you
Buy yourself flowers
After all, you can't wait from my husband
If you can’t turn it yourself.

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Children will be pleased
If there are
If there are no children
Wait for the stripes you!

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You will always have
The house has delicious food
You will celebrate the New Year perfectly
You will provide a buckwheat family.

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You will meet the prince at sea
You will live without knowing grief
On a long limousine
Go shopping.

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Wear the dresses long, heels and handbags.
You will marry soon you are all pure as in your youth!

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Your girlfriend is very lucky
Even succumbing to the festive Zhora,
You will not grow a belly. It is for everyone
Your clothes will be just right for you.

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This year you are lucky in your work.
Such as you, the hard worker will change.
And even though you will be in the ears in the worries,
They are waiting for you, awards, rewards and honor!

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Let the foreign currency jump
Everyone around loses wallets.
Do not twitch you will not be bad
Your family will not be on shallows.

Comic predictions for cookies

Comic predictions for cookies
Comic predictions for cookies

Comic predictions for cookies:

  • Suddenly for everyone, a great success awaits you!
  • Wait for family income growth and vacation at your favorite season!
  • A trip is waiting for you and a plane ticket!
  • A trip to Europe is waiting for you and luck by horoscope!
  • There are many different impressions in the beautiful travels!
  • A lot of adventures and a lot of thrills await you, but everything will end perfectly, how to live on you will be clear!
  • We all, sometimes, go somewhere, go, float, fly like birds. There, where the unfamiliar shore ... A road abroad awaits you.
  • A sea of \u200b\u200bgood luck and a summer house by the sea are waiting for you. A trip to the sea is waiting for you soon!
  • I wish to get aground as soon as possible, where the five -star hotel is located!
  • I wish you a lot of health, do not get sick! In the South in the summer, sunbathe!
  • Get more salaries! Roll a family on the red "Porsche"!
  • I wish you a vacation - ten months. Behind the hill! The yacht, Lexus of the new brand, and its personal plane.
  • I wish: if you cottage - then a large one, if a wheelbarrow is cool, if money is green. If vacation - then in Miami, if beer - then with friends!
  • I wish you to regularly carry you to Hawaii regularly!
  • I wish you huge bouquets, chic gifts, vouchers to where it is beautiful and hot.
  • In the summer on the nudist beach, your happiness will lie nearby!
  • Pleasant gifts, wonderful surprises and the performance of different whims!
  • I wish a sea of \u200b\u200bhappiness and an ocean of love, but in this ocean, look, do not fail!
  • From still now you will continue to get good and young!
  • Every day and every hour someone thinks about you!
  • Love is waiting for you, divided and diverse!
  • Love will decorate your days, and they will become bright.
  • Look more fun, there is wealth there!
  • Let the rustle pleasing to the bills, life will be only “from couture”.
  • I wish the shares a pack, a new wheelbarrow and “grandmothers” in addition!
  • I wish you money so that there is no shortage of them,
  • I only wish what is especially important: the bill and more bills and more in the wallet,
  • Let you not live sad, crunching cabbage in a wallet,
  • From the car, the key lies in a pocket, the remote control from TV is waiting on the couch.
  • Money will be unmeasured! And not fake, but proven!
  • Roads without holes, without traffic jams, without traffic police, so that dollars are found and rubles
  • I wish you to live pleasant and free! And so that your wallet is stuffed tightly with money!
  • I wish bourgeois money in a leather wallet, less in life to meet frostbitten.
  • Your toast is your health! There will be career growth to you!
  • Let not worry about concern! A new job is waiting for you!
  • By next Saturday, wait for success in work!
  • Let the success accompany! You can learn the best!
  • For the heart, delights you - a great increase in salary!
  • You are waiting for a good atmosphere in the family and a dizzying personal career.
  • I surrounded you to comfort! And income will increase!
  • I wish you luck! An increase in your family is waiting for you!
  • And you are waiting for household chores, household chores.
  • But in the family and in your personal life, everything will turn out perfectly for you!
  • In the coming year, the health will certainly be just excellent!
    So that you are loved and appreciated, so that you are erase the treasure in the forest,
  • To drink - and not get sick, so as to eat - and not get fat.
  • To make money - a river to have breakfast caviar.
  • So that a career is strictly up, and in all matters - success!
  • Wait a bit, the road is waiting for you.
  • Suddenly you will have a new friend.
  • I do not want to be bored in vain, there will be new friends!
  • Wait for friends of good, real! Especially among higher!
  • You have friends, familiar the sea, and everyone will come to visit soon.
  • At the end of the week, a holiday and fun awaits you.
  • An amazing meeting is waiting for you in the next evening
  • You will have cakes, sweets and other small joys!

Comic predictions to colleagues

Comic predictions to colleagues
Comic predictions to colleagues

Comic predictions to colleagues:

In life, surprises await you:
STO-program TV,
600-hundredth "Mercedes"
The house is great, the garden flowering,
The husband is rich and nonsense
And there are a lot of miracles!

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Waking up once, you will see in the window
A beautiful prince on a white horse.
With a smile in the saddle, he will pick up, loving,
And in distant countries he will die you.

******

The pots are waiting for you,
Vinaigrette from vegetables,
Jellied meat from offal
And compote from dry products.
Well, it's time to reveal the secret.
So you will go out to the cook!

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You will be fat and ruddy
Disster geese and chickens.
The husband will drive up on the tractor, shout loudly:
“Perevo, give lunch, wife,
And a bottle of wine! "

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You will be a noble knight
Beautiful, strong and simple.
Know how to intercede for the weak,
For justice, it’s firmly standing.
And for the love of a beautiful lady
Fight, asking for her hands.
Know that love brings happiness,
And not tight wallets.

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Your house will be a full bowl
It has always influenced guests,
And your wife is more beautiful,
There will be seven children.
And you will come once drunk:
A step is an uneven, muddy look ...
The wife will be sad and say:
"The wolf and the seven Young goats"

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Your life will be happy and long.
With a color TV, with a white "Volga"
With a yacht flying in the azure waves.
With bronze of tanning on strong shoulders.

******

Kohl will not come out of you
Silents and crybabies,
Then you will give you life
Brand new bucks!

******

There are many miracles in life,
The road is wide!
But just try to sit down
On your skate!

******

There are many ways and deeds in the world,
But be always by itself!
Then a wide road
It will not become a narrow path!

******

The husband will buy earrings, fashionable boots,
On hand will carry
And do not ask for half a liter!

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The news came to you:
There is no salty today!
And then, you look, but give birth.
After all, everyone knows in the world
Children are born from salt!

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You will soon be very rich.
To hear the millionaires throughout the district!
Because an uncle will be found in America
He will leave you inheritance without looking!

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You will definitely be lucky in the lottery!
Run, rush as soon as possible!
If you buy tickets a bag,
Then you will benefit from shoes!

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You do not get bored
We must sing and dance.
Don't sleep at all at night
Good people to entertain
If people will be happy
You will become a star of pop!

******

If you want to be happy
Then you have such advice:
Eat 3 kilograms of salt
And a big cook of sweets.
Then a water vodka ...
You will be happy, at least kill!

******

The salary will be added to you alone.
Only to anyone about this!
And so that there is certainly an increase,
Drink a glass urgently to the bottom!

******

You run the risk of getting sick
If you do not wear a scarf!
To strengthen the memory
On the holiday you have to drink!

******

In this glorious New Year
You are lucky.
You will drink a lot of vodka
Bittering with herring!

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Good luck will not leave you!
There will be a new cottage for you!
Save proper style -
You will be a car!

******

An amazing meeting
Waiting for you in the next evening.
Eat candy and cookies
Wait for you soon adventure!

******

Urgently throw out all the trash,
What accumulated in the corners!

The money will come in a moment
And the purchases are right there!

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It will be easy for a year
Without tricks and worries.
You are in no hurry to miss you
Feel freely on vacation.

Comic predictions for women

Comic predictions for women
Comic predictions for women

Comic predictions to women:

Flowers will bloom in the shower
And you will be happy!
You will find your happiness
And you will find a new family!

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You will have a new house with you
Your family will live in it!
You will live in it and you
And you will be happy!

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There will be a "magical" life of yours,
You will always be happy!
You will have everything in your life:
Love, wealth and a strong family!

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You will go to the sea to rest
To correct your health there!
You will find many friends there,
And you will heal in a new way!

******

There will be luck in everything!
Bucks, jeep, as well as a summer house!
But be afraid of illnesses
Do sports more often!

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I know for sure this year
You are lucky with love!
So that it is lucky and otherwise
You do not climb on the break!

******

And for you a good year!
A lot of happiness will bring!
Only take care of your nerves
And don't go to the left!

******

And for you this forecast:
You keep your nose above!
If they are offended
Do not forget to give back!

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Believe me! This year for you
It carries a lot of new
But don't walk at night,
More often visit the bathhouse!

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It is very important to remember you
Avoid overload!
So that all your finances
Do not give to medicines.

******

I see happiness will come to you
Success is waiting for you everywhere!
But do not drink without decree
More than two bottles at once!

******

You, my friend, be more fun
Do not regret the strength in work!
Sleep more, read newspapers,
Beer drink, and chew cutlets!

******

A big shake is waiting for you:
Vodka, beer, songs, dance.
Waiting for fun, a lot of jokes
And ... not a near road.

******

In general, you will not be lost!
In happiness, you will live the world.
There will be both love and affection
Yes, not life, but just a fairy tale!

******

I will tell you
Lucky, of course!
in a month or two
A cordial friend will meet.

******

If you will not be lazy
You can achieve a lot!
You will be fine with your health,
The gift is waiting for you very nice!

******

Hold on you from debt
Eat less pies!
You will shine with your beauty,
In general, have fun bold!

******

You dream of
So that more money.
Get out as soon as possible
The wallet is thicker!

******

You, girlfriend, this year
Avoid any trouble!
And a friend will come to you to ask for forgiveness.
Get out of the cellars generous treats!

******

The journey is waiting for you
And a plane ticket,
Sea, palm trees and novel-
If this is not a deception!
You will meet a new day perfectly-
You will provide the family with rice!

Comic predictions for men

Comic predictions for men
Comic predictions for men

Comic predictions for men:

Throw Handle and be upset,
You have to smile more often.
Who goes into the world with a smile,
Tom is lucky in all matters.
******
A lot of travels are waiting for you
And many incidents.
For courses, on vacation, abroad -
Where fate will dispose!
******
Down with anger and revenge,
You will receive joyful news.

******
Waiting for a change
You in early September,
Get ready for them gradually -
Do not lose time in vain.
******
A lot of adventure awaits you
And a lot of thrills
But everything will end perfectly
How to continue to live, it will be clear to you!
******
You wake up in the morning -
A foreign car under the window.
You did not expect
Such a gift?
******
Wait, don't cry -
Good luck will come to you.
******
The sun is again and happiness again -
You will meet a new love.
******
Pleasant gifts, wonderful surprises and
Execution of different whims!
******
Let not worry about concern!
A new job is waiting for you!
******
In the first decade of January,
Your dream will come true.
You get ready for this event
Drink a glass and calm down!

******

If you wake up on Saturday at four in the morning,
That weekend will pass with a bang!
You will redo all things
After all, you will have a lot of time!

******

In summer, autumn and spring,
Everything will be fine with you.
And just wait for the winter,
Sit in a warm house.

******

Different colors of the socks you wear
And everything will be okay with you.
And if others laugh,
You can just smile in response.

******

In the summer you will fly to the sea
And when you return, you will surprise friends.
You will have a little abdomen
Well, about two months about two months.

******

And luck will soon smile at you,
And your life will turn into a new one.
The main thing is not to sleep,
We must sit and wait for her.

******

Put the money in the bank,
And tell me three times - so!
And then just wait
And live beautifully for interest.

******

A new car will appear with you
But something will lose from you.
As soon as you find the car,
In the family budget you will find a hole!

******

At the end of the week you have
There will be a lot of things.
These batteries are for you,
So that you have time!

******

Always in your house,
There will be delicious food.
Only you go to the store only, you go
Yes, with full bags from there, get away.

******

You are incredibly lucky!
Soon you will have everything, on the contrary.
All your dreams will come up soon,
The main thing is to believe, and just wait.

******

If you try
Then everything will work out for you.
And if you get everything,
Then all desires will be fulfilled.

******

For a long time you went to this,
And finally you reached.
Friends of a big feast are waiting for
You will have your own apartment!

******

And you need to try a little,
And you don’t need to be shy.
Literally a little luck
And soon you have an increase in your family!

Comic predictions for children

Comic predictions for children
Comic predictions for children

Comic predictions for children:

  • Ladushki Ladushka you will go to your grandmother!
  • Tomorrow come to dad what you want - ask!
  • Tomorrow shopping in the morning, mom will buy everything! Hooray!
  • Traveling close, collect things and wait!
  • Mom, dad will buy the ball - to let him go more likely to jump.
  • Wait a week later. Already sent him.
  • Girlfriends will come and your friends will be with you!
  • Games and laughter - that’s the success!
  • There are no more secrets - a bicycle awaits you!
  • This Friday will be waiting for a delicious food
  • In a dream you will see a fairy tale from a good fairy
  • By spring you will grow up by 1 cm
  • In the new year you will find an exciting adventure
  • Favorite T -shirt will become small, but they will buy you even better.
  • All the children envy you - you will dance in the ballet!
  • You will raise the bar with eight tone and you will be in sports the champion!
  • You will play in the concert hall on the violin, flute and piano! (Simultaneously!)
  • We will watch your portraits and landscapes in the Hermitage!
  • On the envy of adults and guys you will become a deputy in the Duma!
  • You will open a new planet. Get a premium - a rocket!
  • You will play football and score a goal for the Brazilians!
  • Smiles are waiting, fans, flowers. You will become a television screen you will become
  • You will write a fugue and sonata - all the guys will be surprised!
  • In science, you will submit the top - you will stand the time of the car!
  • You will be happy, you will be proud, set a world record!
  • For many indirect signs, you have to become a poet!
  • You will receive a prize for the exhibition of your paintings - and not one!
  • You will probably learn one hundred and two non -Russian languages!
  • You will write a cool novel, no worse than Leo Tolstoy himself!

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