Comic presenting gifts to a man, woman: scripts for birthday, anniversary, weddings, New Year

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Comic birthday congratulations, anniversary with gifts for gifts

Comic congratulation on your birthday, anniversary with the presentation of gifts:

Leading:
You entered your best age:
Smart, beautiful, full of strength!
Your experience, what have you accumulated
It promises you success.
We want you to wish
Continue your way with dignity,
Do not forget their friends -
And without big interference
Love, create, be successful,
Divide good luck with their neighbors,
And to be happier than everyone!

Song-drive to the motive of the song by Yu. Shevchuk "Autumn".
What is happening with us today?
The sun shines more fun.
Congratulations to Angela all people are suitable
On her holiday, on her birthday.
Birthday - the holiday is very important,
He summarizes that he managed to
You said goodbye to youth, you look forward bravely,
You have already entered the age of mature.
We congratulate you from the heart,
Allow you to wish for happiness!
Health, good luck, success in everything,
Bolshoi wealth to your house!

Short story, toast:
As everyone knows - Angela
This is a "messenger of good."
You are loved by all of us
And naive and wise.
Like an angel you fly
To the life of friends, their friends.
Without touching the strings and keys,
Pour music into them.
You are strict and good -natured,
And humble and firm
Let them obediently fall at the feet
Both years and cities.

Feast.

Leading:
And now it's time to surprise the culprit of the celebration with original presentations.

Gift from guest #1

Gives a bottle with a nipple
(for jokes, we put on a dump on a checkpoint)
Hello our long -awaited day,
We came here not in vain
The table is set, poured glasses,
Maybe the holiday of October?
Maybe we celebrate the New Year?
Or May came here?
We celebrate the birthday
Ours ... half a hundred and five
Among us is a newborn
We will congratulate all her
But, and drink her from a glass,
In theory, it is not given!
We will give this nipple.
Let him suck - it's time
And we are for her health
It’s time to drink a long time!
Let it grow and do not get sick,
Collects us once a year.
Would she have health
And the rest will come!

Gift from guest number 2

Give beads from pasta
We cannot on your birthday
Give expensive gifts,
Because with such prices
We can’t buy anything anywhere.
But don't think we are not attentive,
You are more expensive than any gifts,
It's just that we are wonderful on this day
It remains only to love you.

At least we can't go on your birthday
Give expensive gifts,
But still with great efforts
We were able to buy something.
And we want to wish you from the heart
A sea of \u200b\u200bhappiness, health, love,
And give you a necklace
And put on your shoulders.

You are from moths, keep him frost,
Meet it in it, you are dazzling and sunset,
At an hour hungry for yourself, boil it,
And there is no huge costs.
If sadness and sadness visit you,
You will disperse them miraculously miracles,
And sell this gift wonderful,
And buy an expensive Mercedes.

Gift from guest number 3

Gift TAZ.
We give a basin for the anniversary, it will always be.
You can wash the floors in it, you can milk the cows,
You can collect the berries, after a drunk, you can move,
You can wash with him in the bathhouse, he will be useful to you there,
You can wash the laundry in it, you can wash the ass,
You can sow flour in it and hang on a bitch
You can ride a hill, it is always useful to you,
And how will it be (50.60 ...) We will come to you again,
Prepare okroshka for us, and find a more spoon,
We pour okroshka into the basin, so we will handle the anniversary,
In general, you keep it, do not break it, do not imagine it,
Do not leave in the yard and remove in place,
Congratulations on the anniversary, we wish to drink everything now,
Who is from the stack, who is what, and we will drink from it.

Gift from guest # 4

Comic gift (horseradish).
So as not to be wise for a long time,
I decided to give
The root of a valuable potion
For the soul and for health
"Horseradish - UPsa", "Horseradish Ponadol",
Hove always on the table.
To forget our problems,
Hove put and in soup and porridge.
If you are tormented by jigsaw
Fuck on bread and a roll.
And so that there are no problems
Put all things on hell.
It has any vitamin,
Will add vitality, strength.
To work before dawn,
Sure the head of the head.
He is from Betner Balzam-
And if they molest
You can send everyone to hell!

Gift from guests - companies

We congratulate you on your anniversary today and we want to wish you health!
Tell me, tell me
What you need, what is needed
We will give, we will let you chew ... (garlic)

We wish you to be beautiful and smart so that sadness does not come to your house!
Tell me, tell me
What you need, what is needed
Tell me, well, we will eat ... (curlers)

We wish you happiness in the house of Bolshoi, so that rubles rang in your pocket!
Tell me, tell me
What you need, what is needed
We will give, we will give here ... (penny)

At work, so that (name) never cursed, so that the mouth is closed to the castle!
Tell me, tell me
What you need, what is needed
We will give, we will give here the nipple. (PACIFIER)

Well, if you want us to shut up, guess yourself what we want!
Pour you, pour
What do we need, what we need -
Well, and we, well, we will shut up.

Funny congratulations from friends “How did we decide what to give!?«

(Two guests participate, at the end they give a rolling pin)

The first:
Grandmas told us yesterday,
As if they heard
What is your anniversary here
So we came soon.

Second:
They could not decide for a long time
What as a gift to you to buy.
Long list was written
And then they decided together.

The first:
The steamer is useless to you
Crossed out because.
On a diesel locomotive we put a cross:
It takes up a lot of space.

Second:
Your garage tank will not enter
Well, the plane will not fit there.
The farm does not need a rocket,
We did not take her for that.

The first:
KAMAZ Big - rejected,
We removed the tractor from the list,
Submarine .... The lake will puzzle
A helicopter, where will he sit!?

Second:
You can give the car,
But it’s hard to please.
It’s not solid to give a bicycle,
And the scooter is quite a shame.

The first:
It turns out, with transport - a complete bummer,
Let us dwell on something else.
The robbers will be removed from diamonds,
The wallet with money in the market will be taken away,

Second:
They could buy a bag for products,
But they figured out the composition of the whole family in the mind,
And it turned out to be the size of a suitcase,
And such a bag is not at all for ladies.

The first:
We came to a standstill with this problem,
Caught in front of a complex dilemma:
We wanted the mechanism, but the dimensions are not the same,
And a small gift does not fit a dream.

Second:
We suddenly dawned on us: this is what you need,
You will cook all dinner,
Everyone will eat, and you immediately praise you ...
In short, we decided to give a rolling pin. (give a rolling pin)

Wedding - scenario for presenting jokes of comic

Wedding - scenario for presenting jokes of comic:

Wedding today - at least where!
And even though I'm not a toamada
I will allow myself the word.
Do you agree, guests? - (guests in chorus) Yes!
That's okay. Young,
I am not easy advice
I want to give you today.
Your business is to fulfill!
So that the husband always loves
You, the bride, never
They did not drink it like a mother -in -law.
Do you agree, guests? - Yes!
So that the wife always loves
And I could not stand the brains,
You, groom, don't be a fool,
Do it all the time like this:
Speak, at least sometimes,
That she is your star!
And give flowers more often.
You agree, guests - yes!
So that the husband loves more strongly
You, bride, be wise
And dragged to bed more often,
So that he was sleeping as a messenger.
Be longer young
Always follow yourself!
Guys love their eyes.
Do you agree, guests? - Yes!
You, groom, forget about women!
If you want to go through -
Take a walk to fishing -
And home, to your Mermaid!
Fidelity is forever!
Do not waste your years
For dubious meetings!
Do you agree, guests? - Yes!
And you have the last advice:
Be with a hundred years!
Let the god of children give,
And financial surplus!
Be happy always!
In our glasses are not water.
May she only be bitter!
Do you agree, guests? - Yes!
BITTERLY!

A gift to the bride is a parcel with a saw.

We give you a precious item
Hello with this subject!
Dawed not for firewood - for a marital goal,
They drank to her until the roosters sang.
And in the morning he will get up - you drank again,
Then he served money.
If your lunch is not like it,
Take a saw instead of delicious seasoning.
The husband will eat, but only praise!
And you constantly try to saw it!
And if you show you your subject -
The husband affectionately says: "Dove, hello!"

A gift to the groom is a parcel with hedgehog mittens.
We give you not chain mail, not a saber:
You are not in a military battle, but at the wedding.
They will come in handy forever,
To worship your wife before you.
You wear them, never shoot them!
Otherwise, dear, you will be trouble!
And they will go to the hell all night,
If you remove your mittens.
Make your wife deliciously
Yes, always drive the mitten.
More often caress with a barbed hand -
Happiness will pour you as a river.
If you lead your wife to production,
Then put the mittens on the goods,
The mittens will serve you is true
If you keep them approximately!

You can present vegetables and fruits as a gift with the following words:
I give you a bag of grain - from now on you are a husband and wife.
The bridegroom is a glass of millet so that the wife loves.
We give you a nut to be heard in the house for children's laughter.
And here you have a candy so that the daughter of Sveta is born.
We give you bagels so that rubles are found in the house.
And here is drying, so as not to gnaw each other.
Here the bride is a loaf, so that the female knows the law.
Here the bridegroom is an egg so that he does not go to the other on the porch.
We give you a bottle of Vincets - do not forget your mother and father.
I give the wine a barrel of my son and my daughter.
As a gift, you can present cutlery:
We give you a spoon of tea so that your life is extraordinary!
We give you forks that ____ (the name of the groom) does not run to someone else's Milka!
Here you have, bride, a plate, so that the house will spin like a squirrel,
And the groom - spoons so that the legs walk on one track.
Here is a saucepan for porridge, so that daughter Dasha is born,
And to her a spoon so that there is a son Antoshka.
But the groom and mug, so that he does not take a girlfriend home.
We give you a mug to love each other.
I give you a bowl so that I do not sit with strangers close!
I give you plates so that I do not sit with other people's girls!
Spoon - so that cabbage soup hl e *** b, fork - meat defeated e *** b,
A knife - cut and saw.

As a gift, you can present money:
We give you copper money so that you are not poor!
We give you a copper nickle - so that your wife is not harmful!
We give you copper to have children.
We give you paper money so that you are rich.
We give you silver so that good is in the house.
We give you silver so that only good is known in life!
We give you a handful of Medyakov to honor the elderly.
I give you a couple of rubles so that you live like a couple of pigeons!
I give you a heel, so that I walk with a rooster near my wife!
I give a penny so that the man is good!

You can give household items with the words:
We give you diapers to soon appear Alenki!
We give you pictures so that Dimki do not linger!
We give you a piece of paper so as not to run to the mashka.
We give you booties to be born children.
And here you have a dummy, so that the first to be a son.
And also a swing so that Alenka runs in the house.
Here is a diaper for your child.
Here are pants for your son.
Sands for a daughter.
We give you a ball to be born a boy Alik.
Here is a toy, so that Andryushka was the first.
And here you have a nail so that your father -in -law is your first guest.
We give you a nail so that you are not apart.
But, finally, a broom, so as not to ask the parents money.
We give you soap to live cute.
Here you have soap so that it was clean in the house.
I give you wet for a good start.
We give you a bedspread so that it covers from troubles.
We give you a sheet to live gently and simply.
We give you logs from the furnace so that the hearts are hot.
We give you a vase to put up immediately!
I give a box of clay to be called to the christening.
I give a box of beetles, so that I do not look at strangers.
I give a bowl of mushroom so that men are born.
I give you an arc so that I do not go to another.
Here are a box for you to love his wife not timidly.
Here you have a glass so that the guests go to you.
Here you have a comb so that your wife has a beautiful hairstyle.
They gave how much! Well, now “bitterly”!

Joking presentation script for gifts for the New Year

The scenario of comic presenting gifts for the New Year:

Leading.
Hello, New Year's holiday,
Feast of Christmas tree and winter.
All their friends today
We invited us to visit.
You are together again today
In this hall in the bright hour,
Dancing again, songs again
They will sound in a circle with us.
To make it more fun
We invited guests
Our guests are difficult,
Neither old nor young
All of them, do not hesitate
Lived a thousand years ago.
Today is a wonderful holiday.
It is not supposed to be sad on it.
So, our holiday begins.
Did all the guys come to the holiday in a good mood?

Guests are answering.

Leading.
And now you need to answer my questions loudly and amicably. Speak only “true” or “incorrect”.
Santa Claus is known to everyone, right? (Right)
He comes exactly seven, right? (Wrong)
Santa Claus is a good old man, right? (Right)
It wears a fur coat and galoshes, right? (Wrong)
He is friends with the Snow Maiden, right? (Right)
We went to the Christmas tree with you, right? (Right)
Doubles in the diaries carried, right? (Wrong)
Santa Claus will come soon, right? (Right)
He will bring gifts to everyone, right? (Right)
I see that you are all ready for the beginning of the holiday.

Music sounds and the presentation of gifts begins

Here is the symbol of the year - a strong tiger!
Now he goes into your hands.
He gives happiness for the whole year!
And for the delight of soft games.
(Soft toy "Tiger")

Here is the "tiger" striped
He asks you for pens.
So that life is rich
And every day a pay!
(Soft toy "Tigress")

Hypnotically beckoning
This fabulous magnet!
So that with a tiger without trouble
Live this happy year!
(Magnetist for a refrigerator with a New Year's tiger)

Here you have a bedspread from the tiger!
To get softer and warmer!
So that happiness is climbing, Murlych.
And so that there is always prey!
(Bedspread in a "tiger" strip)

Here is "Kisa"
From the fleece.
To luck
In the country!
Not angry, does not bark,
And the house protects!
(Fleet blanket with a tiger image)

For a happy new year
For notes you note a notebook!
He is vintage, very important,
Because it is paper!
(Notebook with tiger)

I will put under this spruce
You are a tiger bed!
To sleep tightly,
So that I would like and could!
(A set of bedding with a tiger)

In hot games, playing
Live powerfully - like tigers!
For hot passion and beauty
Here you have tiger cowards!
(Linen with a print print or striped)

Look at this world as a tiger!
Let him always protect you!
He burns to the holes with the enemy's gaze,
Doubt and fear does not know!
(T -shirt with a tiger)

Table neighbor, pass on the neighbor
Beautiful, delicious these shrimp!
They are completely new
And even a little tiger!
(Packaging of shrimp)

For beauty and abundance
You plant these lilies!
Orange and crimson -
All the same tiger!
(Tiger lilies)

Here is a striped mantle.
It is called Tigranto.
Said so in the salon fit
Super-Super-Hyper-Maga-Model!
(Manto for your beloved)

Both in the family and on the Pirushka
It's hard to do without a mug!
Protects this beast!
Drink without doubt and believe!
(Mug with a tiger)

Once walked along the taiga Tigress.
Sees - water. We need to get drunk.
Looks in the water at his reflection -
Very royal expression!
(Mirror)

Like tigers that stimuenus and grip,
Crack for everything, also powerful and predatory!
Solving the issue of foci
So as not to burn, take the tacks!
(Gotoers for hot dishes)

We do not need pineapple!
Give me meat, more meat!
In the year of the tiger beginning
Let there be not few meat!
(Culinary book about meat dishes)

Previously, cats were steamed in networks.
Take a laptop and steering in it!
The year of the tiger will accelerate your success!
And even cats will not argue!
(Notebook)

Simple smart phone.
He knows everything in the world.
Everything and about everything in the world
He read on the Internet.
For public, not for games
Gave it to you a tiger!
(Smartphone)

The paws of the tiger like a cat.
The ears of the tiger like a bear.
The tiger advises, thinking a little,
Listen to music, songs and books!
(Headphones)

Tigers with friends walked through the forest
They accidentally lost the strips.
Return the stripes for them! And if they could
They would say thanks for that!
(Coloring with tiger and other large cats)

Tigers firmly know this -
There are many cats!
And the huge cat -
Still, a cat, at least a little!
(Book about tigers and other large cats)

To be serious success,
You have to be like a menacing tiger.
On the mask, put on it!
Be like a tiger start!
(Tiger mask)

Artists Manet, Monet
Both purses had.
All the differences have signs.
Combine all coins.
To go a gift for the future,
Let the wallet be complete!
(Purse with a bill inside)

British scientists suffered the discovery:
Marsupial tigers came up with fashionistas!
Here is the present of the New Year's Skodnitsa:
Bag - the first year event!
(Handbag with tiger symbols (print, sticker, keychain))

They do not use spoons
And even Chinese sticks.
Tigers are large cats.
And here they are so - for a checkmark.
(Set of cutlery)

Wish tigers for lunch
Happiness to you, all sorts of victories!
So that everything is and plus sweets,
Here you have magic napkins!
(Serving napkins with tigers)

The tiger has traces like a cat
But only big, however.
The cat has a little bit,
And the tiger is the king of the zodiac!
And this is the tigers.
Happiness was brought to you in the house!
(Tablecloth with a print of cat's legs)

In the year of the tiger for mom and even dad
Now real brutal paws!
So that there is animal health,
The fearlessness was tiger!
(Socks "Tiger paws" in size for the whole family)

So that all sorts of covids are there
There were no views on you
Let this beast protect you
And he inspires respect!
(Fabric mask "antiviral" with a tiger)

Happy New Year, congratulations!
Happiness, peace, long years!
We wish you a sweet life!
And from the tiger you - sweets!
(A set of sweets with a symbol of the year)

You love to look around in the kitchen
The mistress of the tigress wields cleverly?
Under the knife to her, you are the meat of selected plow!
Then this apron will come in handy!
(Apron with a tiger)

Here is a thing useful in everyday life!
Not for beauty in high esteem,
But because without water -
And neither Tuda, and nor Sudes!
(Sports or tourist bottle for water)

When you sleep, he is awake. He is watching.
It protects from the evil eye and nightmares.
And he makes everyone smile
Although very formidable he looks!
(Sleep mask with open tiger eyes)

After all the guests receive their gifts, you can proceed to the feast, toasts, and the dance program.

Cocking gifts of cool gifts

Cocking of cool gifts:

Leading:
Oh you are guests of the city,
Why did you come here?
Or lives at home.
But dressed is just a miracle.
And the answer is very simple
Our Vladimir is young
In the circle of their friends
I decided to meet the anniversary.

We wish you at your anniversary
So that you sit behind champagne,
To danced, they sang songs,
So that this glorious feast
Brought health, happiness, peace.
Be happy and healthy,
Do not remember about years,
Let sometimes the life of the harsh
But do not dare to give in to her.

Leading: Wait, I will familiarize you with the charter of our evening.

Our charter says:
1. That the anniversary is sitting in front of us.
2. It is announced that it is not canceled in the anniversary.
3. Remember: for a start, everyone did not interfere with the glass.
4. It is announced that laughter in this house is not canceled.
5. Gifts brought by the anniversary are accepted around the clock for a month after this evening and are not subject to return.

Leading: I propose a word for congratulations to colleagues and friends.

Friends of the anniversary are performing.

We congratulate you on an important event,
Today is your legal anniversary,
We wish you a huge health,
And there are many sincere friends in the life.
The anniversary is a special date,
Where you summarize the mental result,
What is the mistake, maybe once ...
What is expensive has probably saved.
We congratulate you with all my heart
And we want to wish you happiness.
Let the house in your climate
There will never be bad weather.
We do not hand over the birthday
No headset, no rings,
Surely you will take warmer
Greetings from friendly hearts.

Congratulations from colleagues with gifts.

Perhaps you "shut up" to escape,
But your lot is to continue the work! (give soap)

Who will receive a can beer,
Living all year happily! (give beer)

Banans and coconuts eat
And from fate, expect a reward! (give a banana)

While the boss “takes off the chips” from us,
Calmly brew the tea mug! (give a mug)

You will receive this tube as a gift,
To shine in the sun every teeth! (give toothpaste)

Since you got a chocolate,
Then you will not be bitter - it will be sweet! (give chocolate)

When you drink cranberry jelly,
Forget about the worldly carousel!
Let the world, as they say, wait!
And you will be healthy all year round (give jelly)

Although this cream is inedible,
But the smell is just incomparable! (give hand cream)

To the one who receives this candle,

We'll have to travel around the world! (give a candle)

To write down where the pay went,
This pen will be very useful to you! (give a pen)

Will have to live, work,
And forget about the days of the calendar! (give a calendar)

And a big love is waiting for you
And kisses all year round! (give a set of sponges)

It is clear to you what the meaning of the gift is?
Life will be joyful and bright! (give felt -tip pens)

And you "in the juice", in the prime!
Among your friends there are no equals! (give a bag of juice)

You are well "saved" at work
And you will be held in high esteem all year (they give my horseshoes)

You will walk with a hairstyle beautiful,
Captivating everyone with a thick, fluffy mane (give shampoo)

You will be cheerful and energetic,
And therefore all year it will pass perfectly! (give coffee)

Dozen comic gifts from relatives and friends

Our dear birthday!
Although you are already [and not] fifty dollars,
Still, joy for friends -
Birthday, anniversary!
After all, any of the days of birth -
Also a reason for the gift.
Therefore - see for yourself! -
We came here with gifts.

Birthday, dear!
We are to you - with the whole soul!
But first, pour in.
Watch, respect people!
No, we don’t need alcohol,
We would like this to be a drink
To just refresh the throat!
And let's start giving you
All we took with us.
This is still a big work -
After all, there are a lot of gifts!
The anniversary is expensive
We are generously happy to give.
And, without demanding a reward,
We proceed. Are everyone ready?
We are dear to a friend
They did not regret anything -
They dragged barely.

(On these words they take out a large box in which all the prepared gifts are composed, and begin to alternately get each item from it and read cool poems about each gift)

Gift No. 1.
Look here:
It says: "Water."
And although there is no water here,
We emphasize this moment:
After all, a bottle, at least empty,
But what a beautiful one!
For everything is suitable right away.
Well, firstly, this is a vase.
Secondly-this is the dishes,
And not only for the bouquet:
For water and for compote,
And for tea with bergamot.

(on these words they present an empty bottle of water-plastic)

Gift No. 2.
Here is another "hello":
A pack of cigarettes.
And "Hello" - from childhood he is:
Remember - summer, stadium ...
A hundred -meter on a physicalside ...
Gathering in the yard ...
Cigarettes were too -
Will you not deny all the same?
At least you have not smoked for a long time
We give a pack anyway.
You just have to cast a glance
To understand: smoking - poison!
Why, you ask, a pack? -
You will hide the stash in her!

(on these words they present a pack from under cigarettes-preferably empty)

Gift No. 3.
Look how beautiful
This beer can!
You can make a rattle
A very glorious toy -
Throw a couple there!
What is not the joy of the anniversary?
Little rattle - isn't it?
And a piggy bank for coins.

(on these words they present an empty tin can from under beer)

Gift No. 4.
Here's another present for you
Under the naming Eurocent,
If simply, a penny
From an excellent stainless steel.
For what? It's not a secret:
From donated coins
The birthday man is nice!
We will not take the present back!
This is money, and besides,
Our modest contribution to this dinner.

(present a coin and throw it into a already donated jar of beer)

Gift No. 5
Here's another surprise
Not a quirk, not a whim:
This is a candy wrapper.
Why, you ask, is it?
We want to infect with an example:
You will become a collector!
This is the first copy.
You see, the anniversary?
Who buys the paintings,
Who collects coins ...
Fantiki is more reliable:
After all, the paintings are more expensive!
And giving friends sweets,
Take the candy wrappers at the same time.

(at this place they present a candy wrapper)

Gift No. 6
And from steel refrigerating
We give you a pin.
You ask: why would it be?
For gum! Got it, friend?
You say, maybe: “What is it?
After all, now linen is different -
From Trussardi, from Dior ... -
What a conversation?
But take your friends, do not torture
Just like that - just in case!

(they present an ordinary steel pin on these words)

Gift No. 7
Look here, my friend:
These are matches of boxes!
Say, trifle? No not like this:
This is not a trifle at all.
Let you are not even a tourist
Not an avid climber,
But you can from this time
To make a bonfire in the shower!

(on these words they present a box of matches)

Gift No. 8
We are glad to give you
This tube is from lipstick.
And although it is completely empty
But beautiful women's lips
He keeps touch.
Ah yes a tube! Visor's eyes!
And I can give advice:
Throw him into your pocket to the enemy!
He will take revenge on him in full
For you his wife!

(at this place an empty tube from lipstick is presented)

Gift No. 9.
See what is the charm:
At least the jaw is still in place
Behind the teeth - the eye and the eye!
We give ... now, now ...
(rummaging in a box)
The anniversary is ready to accept
This thread for teeth?
Oh, it seems that they were blushing ...
But we hardly repent -
The thread is simple, ordinary
It’s somehow more familiar to act.
And they made a mistake - it doesn’t matter:
After all, they always come in handy!

(on these words they present a coil of ordinary threads, you can not be new)

Gift No. 10.
And now seriously
We will solve the "dental question."
This is a pasta. Yes, tooth!
So fragrant!
We know, tried too ...
True, the doubt of us gnaws:
Should I give it?
For buy a new one
We did not have time today.
But let's give it really!

(on these words they present a tube of toothpaste - in accordance with the text, you should take the used tube of toothpaste on this case)

Gift No. 11.
We give a cup! Yes friends?
Look - she is yours!
Know, you were looking for her at home?
We see - the cup is familiar.
What for? The answer here is simple:
A wonderful toast will sound -
Well, you are, as usual.
Drink from the dishes familiar!
And imagine that you drink tea:
Not drunk and don't be bored!
Drink "Pepsi", if hot.
Is it better to drink from a gift?

(The cup belonging to the birthday person is presented on these words)

Gift No. 12.
All the gifts are over.
However, no: an envelope without a brand!
There will be a reason for a sudden,
And the envelope is at hand!
At least a letter, but at least a note -
After all, the way is not for the post office!
However, don't pull it better,
And look into the envelope!

(on these words they present an envelope with money prepared as a gift)

And now we all have to
Start friendly "Hurray"!

(all guests pick up and honor the culprit of the occasion many times)

Comic presenting gifts to a woman in verses

Comic presenting gifts to a woman in verses:

Vedas: We wish you success, heat, heat,
We wish you health,
And let the anniversary loudly
All together in chorus - congratulations!

The husband or man takes the anniversary by the hand and leads to the place of honor. The guests go into place. The presenter offers to fill the glasses.

Vedas: We pour champagne into glasses
And we drink everything together to the bottom!
We raise our toast for youth,
And youth is not alone!
For a woman beautiful and beloved
There is a constant age - 25!
So let the years fly like birds by,
Not daring to leave your seal.
Stay the same energetic
After all, you have not worked for so many years in vain!
Stay the same pretty
And let fate keep you from troubles!

Cool congratulations from girlfriends with gifts "Daches".

1. If the stomach wants to eat, give him you honor:
You smear the paste on bread, nothing tastes (give a jar of a paste).

2. If you like delicious soup, boil a little cereals,
Run here Sardin, you can even half (give the bank Sardin).

3. If you need lunch, there are no problems here:
There will be delicious your millet, since there is a stew. (give a stew).

4. Pour tea into cups, serve a loaf!
Let the children laugh loudly, since there is a condensed milk. (give condensed milk)

5. If you call continuous cream to the country of society,
Do not hope for potatoes, open the olive soon (give olives)

6. If you have not bought bread, do not be sad, nonsense!
Open a jar of a jar, you will always be full! (give beans)

7. So that the picnic does not become a burden, so that they ate from the heart,
Open a can with corn and salad feed! (give corn)

8. Having offered the guests a snack, he is the same sandwich:
Put a cucumber on the bread, and a couple of sprats from the can (give a cucumber and sprats)

9. Unsuccessful fishing will be made pleasant,
Fisabellings are fish, in a exactly tomato (they give meatballs)

10. If it grows in the garden, then we will not give you,
This jar of peas, we will eat it in winter! (give peas)

11. In addition to the treats, zucchini caviar!
There are a lot of vitamins, it is always worth it! (give zucchini caviar)

12. The sun fries this summer. Even if there are a lot of berries
Decorates our picnic, fruits as a gift from the south
We are presenting at this moment (give fruits)

13. If you are too lazy to cook, but the stomach has already howled,
The porridge with meat will be in handy to moderate his ardor! (give porridge with meat)

14. Useless little thing, if you take it alone,
But for a soup it will come in handy, it is necessary to be in the house (they give tomato paste)

Congratulations on gifts "Women's things"

1. Frankly shows - the beauty of the face and your body - and you will see in it what you did not want to see in it (they give a mirror)

2. Your iron girlfriends, long -legged, long -rubles - they hold the hairstyle excellently, and you look cow so! (give hair hairpins)

3. Everyone will be cut, cut and put in order. - For the big number “five”, the manicure will shine! (give manicure scissors)

4. You can’t find more faithful girlfriends - and don’t go to the fortuneteller - even twist, at least do not twist, everyone needs it very much ... (Bigudi give)

5. Gently relieves makeup, a light massage will do it - and at any moment our good friend will help - soft ... (give a sponge)

6. Take them always with you, so that they are at hand, their labors are invisible. And if there is no water nearby - they are so important, these ... .. (Give wet napkins)

7. He is many hundreds of years, but he looks fresh, the indispensable object we keep under his hand. Like wind wind - thin ... (give a handkerchief)

8. As a whole battalion of a soldier, they stand in the box - they will remove unnecessary strokes, and cosmetics sins (give cotton sticks)

9. In it, there is only no: shadows, pencil, tweezers, hairpins, mascara, comb, varnishes, and there is also any garbage. A very necessary thing - for the hostess ... (give a cosmetic bag)

10. It happens plastic and gold, iron, silver and bone - he holds his hair with a strong hand, behind him they are behind the Chinese wall. He helped a woman at least once - such an indispensable ... (rim)

(Such congratulations can be completed by the presentation of the crown and the award of the title of “Queen of Beauty” or another nomination - watch)

Scenario for presenting comic gifts to men

The script for presenting comic gifts to men:

Leading.
So brightly the sun is torn upward,
So a new day is born.
Our whole life, our whole life
Something begins.
There is an exact birthday
Each discovery has
Serious phenomenon
And an important event.
Let it be
Your birthday is your
Bright and bright.
No wonder folk rumor says
What gifts adorn this day,
And kind words warm the soul.

Friends give gifts and pronounce congratulations and toasts.

Leading.
If flows run,
Sloks spray from birch
Sweeter than any wine
So came ...
No, not spring, as many shouted here, but a birthday (name) came, which we will start firework today.

Make a bottle of champagne.

Leading.
We waited for solemn minutes.
Attention, our festive salute.

For applause, they open a bottle of champagne. Guests drink for the birthday. Toasts and congratulations sound again.

Leading.
Now I invite everyone to take part in the competition for the best connoisseur of the classics. As a competent jury in this competition will be ours (name of the birthday).
1. Sesenin was a wonderful poet,
He has no equal talent.
Duncan knew about this,
Having performed for him ... (the composition "International").

2. Dubrovsky was lucky in love.
His envious people in spite
He contributed to the deception.
Masha laid notes ... (in the hollow).

3. Onegin is a dear person.
At school, they are repeated from century to century.
He could love Tatyana
For a couple of cute, tender ... (lines).

4. Romeo - boy Many Mil,
Everyone shares his passions ardor.
Even a student is known to Okhlamon
He loved passionately ... (Juliet).

5. Orpheus is a wonderful musician.
God gave him talent.
In love, his holy belief
He strove to meet ... (Euridics).

The winner is awarded. The birthday man gives him a small prize.

Leading:
Further to the transitions to the delivery of gifts to the hero of the occasion.

And with us, and we have a gift for you! ”
Hello, well done male!
We came to the name day!
Yes with hands not empty
And funny gifts!

1.) if you lie with the girl,
You tremble from desire ...
You are a friend, don't yawn,
Put on, do not forget!

Everything in chorus: - And with us, and we have a gift for you! (Condoms as a gift)

2.) In the morning you get up from the sofa,
And you rush into the bath,
To shave the beard,
There is no foam again, eat!

Everything in chorus: - And with us, and we have a gift for you! (As a gift for shaving foam)

3.) I shaved, combed my hair
And he looked at the shirt,
Here are the times! Well, where is the tie?
Well, where are I doing?

Everything in chorus: - And with us, and we have a gift for you! (As a gift a beautiful tie)

4.) dressed up to work,
It's time to have breakfast
Drink coffee, where is the cup?
Ugh you, in the sink, dirty ...

Everything in chorus: - And with us, and we have a gift for you! (As a gift of a mug)

5.) You run to work,
With a delay, trembling ...
Get up the sun before,
Bad, do not forget!

Everything in chorus: - And with us, and we have a gift for you! (As a gift an alarm clock)

6.) You came to work -
Documents - a bunch!
There are no handles, as for evil,
Well a sad case!

Everything in chorus: - And with us, and we have a gift for you! (As a gift a ballpoint pen)

7.) You are tired at work,
Dragged to the car,
Oh, how fast is snow
Lobe glass!

Everything in chorus: - And with us, and we have a gift for you! (As a gift brush for snow cleaning)

8.) You are tired at work,
But he was jerking to the house,
He took off his shoes, in the sock - a hole,
Do not be sad, it doesn’t matter!

Everything in chorus: - And with us, and we have a gift for you! (As a gift to socks)

9.) And so that the wife waits at home,
From desire was dying,
We give it to you ...
Though you yourself: oh-th!

Everything in chorus: - And with us, and we have a gift for you! (As a gift to Viagra)

10.) To consider the prize,
Yes, do not strain brains,
We give the calculator to you
I really need money to account!

Everything in chorus: - And with us, and we have a gift for you! (As a gift calculator)

Finally, we wish
So that all dreams come true
And the gifts came in handy
And on occasion came!

Everything in chorus: - After all, we have, because we have all gifts - just a class !!!

Giving gifts in comic verses - script

Giving gifts in comic verses - script:

Guests will take turns recording poetry:
Today is a birthday girl
We came to congratulate
The gifts are unusual
(Name) brought.

Here is the first: mood
Accept us soon.
And be the cheerful herself
And the fun of friends.
(Show thumbs as a sign "good").

The second is called tenderness,
You accept it
And tenderness for children with your husband you
Do not forget to give.
(Blow on the hands, imitating an air kiss).

And the third we placed
In a beautiful envelope.
Accept a smile from us
And smile back!
(Give a common photo).

And we will complete the gifts we
A bag of love.
Everyone needs it so much
Look - do not miss.
(Present a bag with a heart).

We know that with problems
You can do it quite.
Beloved and happy -
We wish you!
(At the end of the speech, they present a general gift).

***
Guests can sing a song-reducing on the motive of the song "Walks, turns blue."

Together:
- Years, like birds, fly a series.
But, as before, you are young!
We came to visit on the anniversary,
A cool gift was brought to you.

1st friend:
- We will give red a ball from the guests,
Take it as soon as possible as a sign of respect.
A lot of warmth, many sunny days,
Your life will become even more fun!

2-year:
- To be happy you are all year round,
Green ball take from adversity.
Let the relatives be nearby, friends,
You are the best, I say without melting.

3rd friend:
- We want to give peace of mind,
Blue ball to reward on this day.
He will protect him from sadness,
And only good will find a road to your house!

4th friend:
- Orange ball - he is like a dream,
Let him never leave you.
More money, love and warmth,
They will be nearby for centuries.

Together:
- There were also other balls,
But we did not bring them to you.
There was a yellow ball, he was decorated with a bouquet,
But he is changeable, treacherous.
Yellowish ball - testing in fate,
So we won’t give it to you.
We found a black ball,
But he was not brought either.
He carries sadness and separation in himself
And we only wish you happiness!

***
You can include in the script with the presentation of gifts the song “I can't give you expensive gifts on your birthday”:

- We wanted you on your birthday
Gold "Mercedes" to give,
Well, what if the accident will happen?
No, it’s better to walk on foot.

We wanted you on your birthday
Give a large refrigerator,
Just need to eat moderately,
To live happily and happily.

We wanted you on your birthday
Soft furniture set to buy,
But the trouble - wallets were losing herself,
We forgot to sew holes in them.

We don't want you on your birthday
Give expensive gifts.
Better we honestly admit to you
What (...) decided to buy.

***
Guests can play a comic scene with gifts on the anniversary, having performed a song on the motive of the song “You say, what you need”:
- We chose you all a gift together,
Suddenly a nervous trembling scored us.
Although we all knew, what they need, what they need,
But where to get, where to get it, what do you want.

We walked in crowds in a crowd, we walked,
Can you take you a copper brooch?
Although we knew we all needed those, what we need,
But where to get, where to get it, what do you want.

And we bought you a cherished gift
Not for the ruble, neither for two, nor for a penny.
We bought you, what we managed, managed
Take it or do not want!
We bought you, what we managed, managed
Take it or do not want!

***
SCIDENTS OF CONTACTIONS OF THE AND Gifts can be played, accompanying their presentation by reading poetry:
- The birthday man is dear!
We are to you - with the whole soul!
But first, pour us.
Watch, respect people!
No, we don’t need alcohol,
We would like this to be a drink
To just refresh the throat!
And let's start giving you
All we took with us.
This is still a big work,
After all, there are a lot of gifts!
The anniversary is expensive
We are generously happy to give.
And, without demanding a reward,
We proceed. Are everyone ready?
We are dear to a friend
They did not regret anything -
They dragged barely.

Glasses:
We give glasses for wine
Playful and sweet.
Of these, you always drink to the bottom,
To a drop, without a trace.
Let the crystal ringing
All troubles run away
Let you like a king
The company meets.

Wizers:
To instill good manners
Fragile glasses are capable of.
We give them to you today,
Like a dear gift to the heart!
You try to save them,
And you will break it, so only for happiness!

Wine:
We give you a bottle
Fragrant wine.
Let love and income
Your life will be full.
On glasses you are a drink
This most beautiful spill.
Drink for your luck
And for devoted friends!

Souvenir:
Take a souvenir from the heart,
With the wish of good,
I wish you happiness
And mental warmth.

Let the gift be a joy,
Let him remind of me
Together with him, a charge of good luck
I want to send you!

Bath accessories:
Keep up the baths for the bathhouse,
Go to your favorite bathhouse more often.

Cosmetics:
To look beautiful,
At least ask the mirror
In the morning, on the face is your clear
Apply miracle tools.

You are so beautiful, I know
But cosmetics are a little bit
It never hurts
To emphasize the image!

Training apparatus:
So that you do not fall into the minor,
We give this simulator.
To maintain a form,
So that weight is always normal,

To pump up muscles,
To become strong, strong.
We congratulate you all,
We wish you happiness, joy!

Any gift:
Let there be a gift of roads
Not at the cost, attention,
And let good about us
Keeps memories.

We wish him
On the shelf did not dust
In life, our gift
To come in handy.

Certificate to the store:
How many gifts are there in the world!
You can’t count everyone and buy.
My dear, we don't feel sorry
Anything to give.
You know the best
Anything for the soul.
And the certificate is appropriate,
Shopping with him is good.

Money Tree:
So that the house is wealth
And the money is unmeasured
I'll give it as a gift
Money Tree.

Let it grow with you
Roots strengthen.
And let the cash income
The house is increasing.

Let him branch off,
The leaves bloom,
And luck, having come to the house,
It will remain forever!

Money:
Let someone say money-
Too banal
But I think them
The gift is perfect.

If you want, you will spend them,
If you want, you will increase
Or just money
Put in a piggy bank.

Let you give a gift
Will cheer up
Worthy of money
You will find application.

Scenes - presenting comic gifts

Scenes - presenting comic gifts:

Presentation of bath accessories as a gift.

Congratulating men hold brooms in their hands like bouquets, and gifts: a washcloth, a hat, a massage mitte, a leg brush, a gang, a thermometer.
First: who walks together in a row?
Second: This is a squad!
Third: we’ll weave everyone, warm up.
Come, people, bolder!
Fourth: very dirty people here ...
Fifth: Record five years in advance!
Sixth: But today is the exception
And such a message ...
Together: in our hall there are more than a couple
In honor (name) - anniversary!

First: we give a friend we are a washcloth,
TRISS is talier, we don't feel sorry for
Unless a fool -
You will be red as a cancer! (give a washcloth)
Together: oh, oh, oh, wow, letters, brothers, spirit!

Second: We give a hat on the curls,
And when there is no curl
Cover the bald head with a hat -
You will be a bath hero! (give a bath hat)
Together: Eh, wow, ah, oh, but the steam is not bad at all!

Third: so that fat removes from the sides -
Urgently give a massageur,
Oh, sorry, massager,
So that you are always the body of TER! (give a massage mittens)
Together: Eh, wow, ah, oh, you are steaming soon fat!

Fourth: If you decide to swim in the Thames,
Then use this pumice,
The British, ordinary guys,
No need to scare the heels! (give Penza)
Together: Ah, wow, oh, oh, you are not a sin to take a steam!

Fifth: we will give this gang to, so that
If it is hot
I had a beer from it,
This day I would remember!
Together: Oh, oh, oh, wow, we would have a broom, like fluff!

Sixth: if you suddenly went through
And he lended more than a park,
Our thermometer will show it,
Maybe even rolls over!
Together: wow, oh, oh, ah, broom last wave!

First: you, (name), our friend,
Pour a complete glass!
We have what to pay -
We can give a broom! (hand their brooms).

Cool congratulations on gifts to the banner "Come in the bathhouse soon!"

This is a congratulation from friends with whom the hero of the day goes to the bathhouse together-they read in turn, if there are few people, then two or three times.

1. We know that the anniversary
He loves to steam in the bath!
There is a broom and a beer ...
We really like it in the bath!

2. In the evening we go from the bathhouse
And (name) is also with us,
The faces of everyone are red,
Health is beautiful!

3. We came to congratulate you.
Immediately visible: straight from the bathhouse,
To proclaim a toast
Well, drink, eat!

4. Be happier than everyone in the world
Be always with friends
So that we all have to note
Your 100th anniversary!

5. We have not come here in vain,
They brought gifts
Take them soon
We pour us a charm!

6. So that there is a lot of money,
If it became sad suddenly
Health, happiness to be,
Here's a gift for you, friend! (give a broom)

7. We decided to give a broom
Pour beer beer,
And a piece of soap,
To become more fun! (give soap)

Take the congratulations
In this glorious anniversary,
And no later than Sunday
Come in the bathhouse soon!

Congratulations on friends with a comic gift

We thought here,
The whole evening reasoned:
What does a person need
The crossed 50-year-old milestone?

Is happiness in trinkets -
In vases from crystal, pillows?
In a small summer house near the river,
Or on the finger of the ring?

Of course not! That's bullshit!
Better than money - no!

We plunged into the store
And bought a gift!

Miracle apron - wallet,
You try on him, my friend !!!

The apron is good by itself
You will find six pockets!

The first "for friends" is a pocket!
It always lies a glass!
And the stitch to drive away,
When there is nothing to pour!

For "love" the second pocket!
There is a big surprise!
So that the stove does not go out of the soul!
Here you have an earring candle!
And a bill for flowers,
So that he is ready for love !!!

Our third pocket "Parents"
You call them day and night!
And in order to always be in touch -
We must buy a card!

And the fourth "our children"
And keep your pockets for them!
Children need what guys need?
Well, of course, money !!!

The fifth is the pocket "work" -
Our main concern!
Buy a passage!
Not one, but three at once !!!

And the sixth pocket "yours"
The most affectionate, dear.
From it, what will you take
To spend on yourself with love.
We did not skimp for you
They did not conceal the ruble.

Take a gift from us,
Remember us with a kind word.
Happy birthday to congratulations
And we want to live richly!

Comic photo shoot of the anniversary with hats.

(Hats for this congratulations can be given to the anniversary, or you can just beat their presentations for a photo shoot and entertainment)

The birthday has come
And the question before us stood up,
What to buy as a gift to us?
We decided to give a hat! (cowboy hat)

Oh, what a hat is touching
To the peasants for a sight for sore eyes.
But, sort of like, out of season
The hat of the summer style. (panama)

Well, I won’t give her to give her
And then I will give a bandana! (bandana)
Here in the bandana it is beautiful,
Only just so playful.

No, let's in order:
We will give another hat.
The connection with sports will be strong,
If we give a cap! (cap)

Why do you need a cap today
And she sits weakly,
And the color is not in the subject at all,
No, we will throw this one.

To be funny then -
You need to give a cap! (cap)
Remove, all this is nonsense -
Dressed like a jester.

He is not a troll today,
And of course, the king!
Headbearing for the throne -
This is the royal crown! (crown)

Comic presenting the gift of money - script

Comic delivery of a gift of money - script:

AD
So that everyone, in the best, believe
I met the holiday with dignity
Knocking the Christmas tree at our doors
She calls all for the holiday.
Snow Maiden will come to visit us,
Jokes await you, toasts
Feast, dancing, Santa Claus -
He brought a lot of gifts!
Bengal lights, crackers!
Everything will flash, sound!
Let the cork flies into the ceiling!
A noble feast will begin!
We look forward to all of you,
Do not miss this hour.

1st host
Friends, today, as usual,
We celebrate the New Year together.
For you, I think, familiar
That someone is leading the evening
Reads poetry, balagurite,
Sings and dances like a jester,
And if suddenly it is suppressed,
They put him on his neck.
But this is later, and at first
The authorities need to give a word
To say something smart
For forty minutes - forty -five.
The bosses are with us. Our ears
The toast is ready to listen to him.

Director toast

A break for food

1st host
The table is set, the wine sparkles,
Joyful faces everywhere,
And it's time to raise our toast.
It will be extremely simple.

2nd presenter
The year is held and summed up,
As usual, he was composed
There are successes, there are projects,
Prospects as avenues
We are called new victories,
We are “always ready” to them.
Thank God, thank us,
Glory to the years!

1st host
Let's remember the old year with good,
And for a new exchange.
Who is pleased with the whole result
Can drink a little
Who is not quite satisfied -
Drown sadness in wine.
Who is offended by the old year -
He came here not for nothing,
Grams half a gram on the chest,
And forget the resentment.
The rat yellow is coming -
Hello, Yellow New Year!

A break for food

1st host
The third toast is always for ladies,
I won’t let him go!
And although I am not Casanova,
But I will fill the glass again.

2nd presenter
And where are we without ladies?
We are neither here nor there!
There are many female professions,
Those that are too tough for us.

1st host
And male deeds bouquet
There is no hunt to recall.
About men's professions
Skuden syllable and dry my verse.

2nd presenter
Where a lady is not needed -
This is one hard labor:
Or a bar in a centner with a huck,
Or dirt, or war.

1st host
Academy of Sciences -
This is the case of female hands!
And even though today everything is wrong
But without ladies - everywhere a mess.

2nd presenter
What to pull the cat by the tail?
We will raise a toast for ladies!
Thank you for being
You for that - praise and honor!

1st host
There is a simple rule here
We will resume it:
Let the men drink standing
And they kiss their hands.

2nd presenter
For the beauties of young
For funny and simple!
And for the quiet and for the noisy,
And for the tender and for smart ones,
That's specifically for these -
You yourself know which!
A break for food

Next, complete improvisation - everyone will be slightly tipsy, you can start handing joking gifts.

Congratulations

They decided everything: what to give?
Can open an account with a bank?
This is a bank, not a stocking
There will be a lot about the contribution!

This contribution can be removed,
Reduce and add,
And you can change bills -
Only with the course carefully.

A glass jar issued accordingly and “dozens” are from it.

1. The top ten we give you free of charge.
2. The top ten for calling us kindly.
3. You put the top ten in a transparent stocking.
4. The ten will devour the income tax.
5. The top ten on a glass, and maybe two -
Let at least a little bit in the head.
6. The top ten, she fussed
And on March 21, you were born.
7. We add the top ten to the service.
8. The top ten we Lesha (husband) give as a prize
And focus on your attention.
9. The top ten for your sweet suffering.
10. Ten for you for an outfit from Versachachi.
11. Even for travel to work without delivery.
12. The top ten for son is a mug of beer.
13. The top ten is so simple - beautiful for life.
14. And we give this ten for a summer residence,
Where will you wear a suit from Versachi!
15. The top ten for Olya (daughter) - sometimes ... asks ...
16. Ten denunciation - let him in his pocket.
17. The top ten for grandchildren, so that the sun shines,
And your kindness is to repeat in them.
18. Ten for you for gasoline for the car,
In which you will go with your beloved man,
Walk in nature or in the country,
Where you will wear an outfit from Versachi.
19. The top ten for faithful, strong friendship.
20. The top ten for drinking!
And this is an additive to the last ten,
I lived so that you are Nina at full prosperity!

Ending
We opened the bank account
He will bring you happiness.
Joy will be - we know for sure.
We hand this bank to you!

Option:
We will give the top ten, you, we, on the yarn.
You knit beautiful mittens in the crisis!
Ten, husband, he is patient,
Good, smart and very beautiful.

(dozens are good for a hundred and can be redone for any family)

Congratulations - presenting money.

A hundredth for a honeycomb (2000 rubles by hundreds of bills)
Take the first hundredth free of charge.
The second that invited us kindly,
Take a hundredth in the budget replenishment,
We give a hundredth to go around half a might,
A hundredth - in a stitch, in a distant pocket,
The hundredth - to go to the restaurant.
A hundredth is a growth of communal tariffs.
Stew - in protection against prices and excise taxes.
We give a hundredth to please guests.
And this one is in the morning to treat them.
Stew - on beer.
Highway - on vodka.
Highway - for a snack: for bread and herring.
A hundredth for this,
A hundredth for that.
Take a hundred to live like in a movie.
The hundredth - from us for good friendship.
SOTO - HOMENT, what would you have to drink.
Highway - for a glass.
Highway - in two.
Let at least a little bit in my head!
And yet remember: one hundred friends
Much more valuable than one hundred rubles.

Song for a purse gift
(on the motive "Island of bad luck")
All full of greens, absolutely all,
There is a wallet of luck in my pocket,
There is a wallet of luck in my pocket,
All stuffed with herbs, absolutely all.

Beautiful bucks and rubles live there
The presidents are different, and even kings,
The presidents are different, and even kings,
Beautiful euros and rubles live there!

Whatever I do, everyone is going
Even if my mother gave birth to me on Monday
Even if my mother gave birth to me on Monday
In the wallet of luck of money doh..ra!

Many, many imported cute money
I have on a plastic card
I have on a plastic card
Many, many imported cute money

I am no longer worried and calmly sleep
Everything that I want, I will buy right there
Everything that I want, I will buy right there
I am no longer worried and calmly sleep
(After all, everything I want, I will buy it right there)

All full of greens, absolutely all,
I have my wallet of luck,
I have my wallet of luck,
All stuffed with herbs, absolutely all.

Beautiful bucks and rubles live there
Multiply from dawn and to dawn
EURO, dollar, rubles, VE Arbe Cabber!
Perfectly propagated in harmony and love!

Whatever I do, things are going on:
Money is added, the life of Mila has become,
Money is added, the life of Mila has become,
Whatever I do, things are going on.

I am not a loafer, and I can gloriously live.
Today, the lack of money, urgently cancel!
Today, the lack of money, urgently cancel!
I am not a loafer, and I can gloriously live!

On this occasion from night to dawn
I will enjoy life, happiness and love!
I will enjoy life, happiness and love
On this occasion from night to dawn!