A fairy tale about the Snow White in a new way - a selection of original alterations

A selection of a converted fairy tale about Snow White for adults. In our article you will find unexpected interpretations of this beloved children's work.

Tales about Snow White for adults in a new way

Tales about Snow White for adults in a new way:

Snow White and seven dwarves - alteration for adults

On the edge of the house
Once upon a time there were gnomes,
No, not homic
And not necrophils.
To female delights hunters
There were gnomes,
But they had sex like rabbits
Five seconds from strength.

From inferiority
Life goes in childlessness,
From people's surroundings
To their mockery.
But once before dinner
By the road, in the puddle
Dwarves discovered
The body of Snow White.

The main thing to figure out
Dead or drunk?
No, the breath is smooth
And without corner stains,
It is evident by the appearance,
A decent woman,
Even pretty
Only too large.

Silently, like a deceased,
Snow White
Laid out in the house,
Throwing three mattresses,
And then, here is the beast!
Surrounding her honor
In different holes
They began to enjoy.

Jerking off, trying,
All in "fluff" beauty,
But does not wake up
For some reason, a lady,
She sleeps without hind legs, she
Obviously bewitched,
Not intrigued
Orgy is not a gram.

If the dwarfs knew,
What are the dead!
A modest one burst at the door
Young prince. With a grin
With a thin sword
Human gnomiks
Like an old woman Raskolnikov,
Throwing off the Snow White.

Without reading the lecture,
Instantly entered the erection,
Planted an end to her
Immediately to the uterus.
From the tension of the organ
The spells how to dissipate!
And the girl woke up
Reaching sweetly.

Snow White - alteration for adults

Snow White walked through the forest
He sees - at the edge of the house.
I knocked on the door of the princess,
The plague gnome opened her.

They accepted her cordially
Seven miners, seven brothers.
“Without a mistress in the house, it’s boring,
But there is no hostess at all.

Porridge forever burns,
There are socks in the corners
In general, our life is terrible,
We die from longing. "

Snow White got up in the morning,
I went into affairs with my head
The bee flew all day,
I didn’t even drink tea.

Slocked - washed,
Welded - baked,
Washed and squeezed out
Caught - shackled.

The dwarves came in the evening,
In coal from head to toe.
Sleep rather
Not one took off his boot ...

Days after days flew like this:
Feed, wash, take.
The dwarves are very fat.
They began to get stuck in the mine.

And the princess was emaciated
And once, finally,
She ran away from the lumberjack
Although he was married, a scoundrel!

Snow White - alteration for adults

We all read about seven dwarves,
Yes. This fairy tale is familiar to us
And the cartoon is shot in that fairy tale
About seven cheerful guys,
Who dug gold,
Although they lived not richly,
Such a gnomium was the destiny
It is a ascetic ... here is a mess!

In an instant, everything has changed,
The girl appeared in the house,
Accidentally walked and wept,
She was a beauty.

She was nicknamed Snow White,
For the complexion and voice of a gentle,
In short, so be it
And live and not to live and not to bother,
But the trouble. Testosterone!
There is a hormone in men,
He gathered in the seven gnomes,
Well, this is very familiar to us,
For a woman is ready to battle!
Not a century all ... well, "with yourself"

And began in the family of passion,
The vanity was all unfortunately,
And each dwarf imagined himself a macho,
One beauty. Imparted!

And Snow White is still that!
Well, in the sense of a bitch, it was,
And twists, turns to men,
In short, the men hit!

And there is no way in the family for a long time,
And nobody needs anything!
Work on the side went
Well, the beauty left.

She certainly raped
I took what I wanted from the guys,
Coins, a bag of stones,
And looking for seven heroes!

EPILOGUE

In the casket, you will have to sleep crystal,
But "We will live!" After all, it is so sung
After all, the prince will come and kiss,
The princess will leave him,
Again overturning the seven
Or maybe do not give a damn about them?
On these non -earthly beauties.
You meditate show them a finger!

After all, you don't drink water from your face,
After all, you want to live life,
Not with a Barbie doll without brains!
Well, I finished. Be healthy!

Prince and Snow White

On the edge of one village, or village
The blond beauty lived.
She called her a snow -white relative,
The prince, the girl was waiting for the beautiful.

Once mom says to her: My angel,
Wash the blond hair ...
But the daughter was shook with a dirty head:
I'm waiting for the prince at the window day-day!

So that the hair of unwashed would not be seen,
She sewed a hat to her, a red mother,
And the villagers immediately, presumably,
The girl began to call the girl with a red cap.

Since the mother of pies baked,
Red hat gave the task:
To go to the neighboring village,
She attributed the old grandmother to the old grandmother.

Daughter in tears: I won’t go anywhere!
I'm waiting for a prince on a white horse!
Take your grandmother you go,
You won’t be behind - I will drown in a pond!

So saying, she sat down by the window again,
And sat, from dawn to dark.
Dust flew from the window to the hell,
From which the girl became black ...

Here one day a quiet evening came,
The prince on a white horse rode past,
And when I saw it in the window, I saw
From fright, I almost fell from the horse!

And the prince exclaimed frightened: oh, damn it! "
He failed to pick up any more word ...
They immediately began to call the whole girl to call,
Although she did not have time to give a reason.

Tale about gnomes and Snow White - Merry Parody

A fairy tale about gnomes and Snow White is a cheerful parody:

Lived in a forest house,
Seven funny gnomes.
Veselchak, simpleton, grumbling,
Clever, Sonya and Chikhun.

And the seventh quiet was
I almost forgot about him.
They called so in Russian
I am not a mastak on their.

Tola Poles, only the Dutch,
Tola other foreigners.
Felts of finns, roofing roles, the Germans,
Well, in short, foreigners.

They worked all day in the mine,
Apparently in something guilty.
They mined there
Gold and other "trash"

They returned home late
Never cleaned up.
Since they lived all the whole -
There was a male purely house.

They ate sandwiches,
On Saturdays got drunk.
They did not wash and did not wash -
In general, they did not live.

For simple matters,
Days were leaving for days.
They did not dream of something else,
What awaited them, they did not know.

Somehow the stepmother is a princess
I sent for a walk in the forest.
Chat with the beasts,
Take the birds with birds.

That, at least it was beautiful,
But now, God did not give her the mind.
Maybe he gave him
And the sorcerer took him.

Or the stepmother of the villain,
Or another sorceress,
Or offended people,
Who will figure it out here now.

It seems like an adult mare
But, in a row, she dragged everything in her mouth.
Then the mushrooms are coming
And then he sings all day.

Then from the ground that will select
And then hears half a day.
Or unwashed apples eat
And then it will come into the closet.

It was so that time -
Wolf berries got drunk.
Well, of course, I was poisoned
And fell to the ground.

And when I came to myself ...
Who is she, where did she go?
Around hares, squirrels, lani -
Everyone laughs at her - strange.

Sing songs, hanging up,
And a little further wolves roam.
The owl only smelled:
“Maybe I'm wrong.

That is not strong with a bit -
It is not she who is to blame.
We need to help the girl -
Raise this child.

Take a forest to the house,
Under a high pine.
To gnomics, otherwise it gets dark
Maybe it will grow wiser there.

Somehow they raised her
The navels did not tear off a little.
Showed her the way
In the Bachelor Berlog.

And there is a srach, for a long time I have not been soaked,
And the socks are full of trough.
Web in the corners -
In general, he is still poor.

And here the moment came
To make retreat.
Although she lived in the palace -
I was not a Belarusian.

Kohl did not fade with food,
Something darned and sewed.
I took it, sweeping it,
I scored nails into the walls.

Cucumbers in the garden sat down,
Even the kettles were puddled.
What was the reason for this - they did not know
Could mushrooms affect this.

So take it in the house -
Like two fingers on asphalt
So far, I released it from the berries -
Washed and washed.

I figured out spiders
And how the wolf was hungry.
I ate everything that was in the house
And she fell asleep, as if in a coma.

The day to sunset quietly sailed
An hour of evening has come.
And, not knowing the concern,
Dwarfs go from work.

The door was opened and frozen -
Why was everyone washed here.
How can you live here now?
It remains obscene.

Who drove away all the spiders
Tarakanov and Zhukov.
We will die from longing.
Where, after all, socks?

Who broke the sandwiches?
Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you?
And he tucked everything,
He left only one lump.

Show yourself, the enemy of the tribe,
We will play you in a crown.
But, then the wise guy shouted:
“Here is a bitch, I knew!

A woman in my bed! "
And all seven were dumbfounded.
Because gnomics,
There were just homosexuals!

By the way, Hamburg and Paris
You will not be surprised by this.
Ah, rather, on the contrary.
Who is not a homosexual is a freak.

And here it is - here are those
Everyone crowded by the bed.
How she ended up here
Why did we stay?

Tried to wake up
To spend from the house.
But the girl is cold
Stock and pale.

I guessed here alone:
“Snow White is, damn it.
In childhood, I read a fairy tale
But he did not dream to see.

Only there she is not immediately
Hard, infection! "
Then the second dwarf mucked up:
“The girl is sleeping by a dead dream.

Sandwiches moved,
That's why she was frozen.
We take it under the Christmas tree,
Let the wolves take it. ”

All of them nodded,
They stuffed the dusty bag in the bag,
Drashchy was dragged into the forest
And they put on the grass.

Silently bowed to the corpse
They prayed on the track.
With a calm soul
We went home to sleep.

In the morning the prince rode a thicket,
He was looking for his happiness.
Sees, dead girl
And he decided to marry her.

Necrophil and pedophile -
He just loved such.
He raised her in his hands ...
And, damn it, he could not hold it.

And she was chopping on the ground
Head about stumps.
And I woke up at that moment -
The prince froze in surprise.

And the princess looked around
I reached out for the pitch.
What I want to eat
I will swallow anything.

The prince understood who was in front of him -
He was sent by the king himself.
He lifted everyone to his feet
And he gave him a task:

“Go for the princess,
And you will find - do not be surprised.
At least she is bewitched,
But there will be a faithful wife.

Free her from the spell,
I give you half the kingdom as a gift.
There is only one kiss,
And you are a lord in the castle. ”

The prince looked at the princess,
Yes, all this went to the demon.
What will get to eat,
And after kissing!

That the angel himself is not, however,
For this moment I forgot, the dog.
I jumped on the horse and go -
Here is the pig of the male family!

What happened to the princess?
Yes, she did not grieve!
Still lives in the forest,
Everything dances and sings.

After all, grub always plenty there,
And she found her share there.
Then he will chat with the wolves
Then he will play with the bear.

Visiting gnomics comes in,
He even leads friendship with them.
They accustom them to cleanliness -
Well, what happens.

In general, everyone is satisfied with fate -
The evil stepmother is calm.
The king will only take a breath:
"Who will find my daughter."

But for the species, so, a little bit-
Young wife is full of path.
And although he is also a nits
The princess has no resentment.

The prince is this freak,
They found a job in the morgue.
Here and the fairy tale is the end
I read who - well done!

Maybe about me
Someone will say-here is a pig!
Like, a bright image has surpassed!
Well, this is the question of the response:

“Have you read the Grimm brothers?
Have you leafed through their books?
Not? I advise you to read!
There are more places there! "

Adult fairy tale about Snow White

An adult fairy tale about Snow White:

White hair ... Name is Jeanne!
We will call her Snezhana.
Even better - Snow White!
On the azure coast ...

In the sanatorium »Primorsky"
Somewhere in Sochi or Gagrah,
In anticipation of "Black Sea"
Snow White rested.

There, under the noise of the surf
In the shadow of slender cypresses
Hard with itself
To languish alone.

That the man is there, then the find,
Whatever the frame is the ideal!
And putting on from Gucci clothes,
She goes to dancing .... Ball.

Cavaliers there from the belly
Everyone is single and beautiful
And under a languid caruine
In the rhythm of the dance, spinning ...

The first gentleman broadcasts
- You are Madame, whom I was waiting
So everything is seduced in you
What I - the table ordered.

Do not please refuse
Cognac is waiting for us and the beam ...
And leads beautifully in the dance
And not a petty man ...

The thought comes to Snow White
I agree - it doesn’t matter!
Life is joylessly
And I'm a woman at least where ...

It will be stupid to refuse
This is a chance! I will not miss!
This is visible without a magnifier
Just don't go to the doctor.

And a pleasant man in appearance
And not a jerk, do not mean
To miss him insulting
Okay, pour cute!

Word for word, snack,
Under the snack, cognac
And the heart is not so empty
And he is hot under the heart.

Description of the banquet
We will lower it makes no sense
- From a snack to sweets,
All describe lunch.

Morning, coffee, gloomy number,
Disgrabs of the dawn around the window
Cavalier, as if he died
And at all, he is not.

The gloss disappeared, the manners left,
Cavalier - not ideal
And on the lid of the chiffonier
The crumpled "nal" is prepared.

Snow White in light shock
Dressing his outfit
And leaves, in that lesson
Seeing a very sad look ...

Crete Island sailed in the fog
Nice with Cannes there w
And fifty dollars in your pocket
Enough, only for makeup ...

Pier, boardwalk, screams of gulls
From the sea, a light wet breeze,
Yes, a little sad
The vital whim of life again ...

A peasant with an easel, brush
You are Madame - my Assol!
I'm just Monte Cristo!
Your coming from the heart is pain ...

You are my treasure! You are a state!
You are both gold and sapphire!
The key to worldly and eternal secrets
I am your devoted Zemfir!

You are mine - the goddess! Muse!
Ideal, the meaning of being!
Let, in life, I and the "loser"
With you, I will not!

You give me strength:
Live, perform, sculpt, create!
Give me Madame for beer!
Inspiration to extinguish!

And then if I have talent,
As Archimedes told us
Point of the world ... and shovel
I will find, not a few troubles!

Again, to comprehend,
It is necessary slowly
If thoughts rush into the gallop,
So sleeping ... your soul.

The monologue without continuing
He saw in the distance
Gulls on another pier
And again ... the easel in the hand.

A group of gulls aroused
It has a rush ... Blood will play
He stuck to Snow White
Flooding and love are sleeping ...

Yes, things! Week later,
Vacation he is one in the year
Guys, damn it stunned
Where is my prince? My ALLADIN?

Where is the real Monte Cristo?
Where is Emelya, finally?
At least a bald artist!
Only, it would be ... to the rings!

The man shredded, it looks like
Apparently he drinks with grief bromine
By figure and erysipelas
It looks like an old dwarf.

Each with a belly, like a sitnik
No posture, no figure
Ah, they went, on - fitness
I'm going to physical education!

Stress will help relieve load,
Cums led - a simulator,
Feet on the pedals narrowly
And you don't need .... The boyfriend!

Well, maybe there is an instructor?
Hello Apollo for an hour
Although they are prostitutes
"Training" ... the upper class!

Will Fortune smile?
Maybe what a man?
It will accidentally turn up there
And in the "juice-bar" he will take with him.

- I'm still in the juice
Forms above the roof,
And what does a man need
Embroider crosses?

The path lies through the stomach,
Know the heart of a man
I would ask prostitutes,
Their secrets ... barbecue?

What and how they cook
What pulls men to them?
Maybe their cutlets are beckoning?
And the pilaf enters?

Or baking, what?
Or soup and jelly?
Stupid! I almost missed!
Oh, what is in the corner ... "Male!"

Biceps muscles play,
The ass is a female dream!
And the weight, he pulls!
Well, man, well, beauty!

Looks at me all the time
The eye cannot take
He is me ... "Twins!"
Well, things! Wow!

As if hearing her thoughts
That Tarzan approaches her
Does it breathe hard from sports?
Al abundance saliva?

Snow White spread
In thoughts ... he is already in love
That, in the mind has already surrendered ...
But he passes by ...

To the mirror important gait,
He comes the champion
The rest does not matter
"Champion" ... in love with itself!

And it seemed so assertive!
Eternal - "Sex apparatus!"
Here, cattle, damn it, Chuck Norris!
Here, Kozlina! Bastard! Gad!

The center of the world! Male! Gift!
New Van Dam!
The device, damn it, for ... milkmaid!
Decided! I will not give you!

True, he will not ask,
Anabolik is a friend to him!
And who is on me, mows there?
Surrounded by ... friends ....

Languid look and you can see the grip
Stylish, mature exhibit,
On such we are women paddles
This look is pleasant for us.

Apparently he knows his price
But he also appreciates women
Complimenter? Be sure to!
Frant, Poser, Estete, Pigger.

In practice, a similar case
It is very difficult to hold
But it happens, "devils joke",
Suddenly, I can get closed.

Kohl to such a harness, reins
Mittens from a hedgehog
He will put life on you
The body of the women ... I have a soul!

He is a walker, of course rare
Everything that moves e-to!
From old woman to nymphs
He will launch everyone into circulation.

But I don't bite too,
I ...
Ah, then under the breath,
And right there Zbnya

He will be with me in the harness
Family life take,
And on the girl on thighs
You can let your husband go.

So she decided
And the peasant came across
The head was so circled
That the cerebellum went.

Lost in space
For a three days! I give you a cross
I forgot about the "Fairy Tale"
He sat in the chicken coop "on the pole."

I forgot the business trips,
Seminars and hunting,
Even the girls of the germands
They did not attract him on Saturday.

The weekend is in nature
Together! Just ... stunned
And on honest people
Stopped looking at the women.

So they had a week!
Everything seems to be like people
He did not hear the bird's birds,
Fidelity, right swans.

I forgot the friends - beauties,
I was kind with a snowball and sweet
But the bastard could not stand it
In the end he broke.

You are "caviar" - my girlfriend!
I eat you like a spoon
I want bread, a hump!
I wanted new topics.

New topics and bodies I want
Impressions and impromptu
I don't want a simple roll,
Give me a piece of cake!

I was fed up with a routine
What to drive there back?
I was covered with a web
Don't understand me.

. Long, briefly verb
Snow White released
Why the hell is it to bail
And forcibly be a nonsense?

Thinking the other day
Dragging on a cigarette,
I understand, you can't hesitate here
There are still fighters in Primorsky.

Go to the disco again?
The meaning is not like that
There are all women from the century,
Like sweets ...

The man will unfold the Fantik
And he will get in sophistication,
No, you, leave for you, leave it!
The people are not serious there.

It is necessary, where is the more playwright
Look for other people
So that thoughts are more while
And do not fall on Baldey!

Raised that they would shine
And the manners shone
Nothing tired
And potency is not in force.

They have, but patents,
Degree and title
Nothing that impotent
The mind is mind and knowledge!

Yes, and they need a little,
A few words, under the evening
Something that is somewhere ... to give touch
Spoonful of honey and seagulls.

Decided! Not a disco!
Today is a place for a rendezvous
And goes to the library
Snow White on the carpet.

Books on the shelves, just tons,
There are racks in the ceiling
And scientists there gnomes,
Like big kids.

They argue quietly and read
Books are watching, they say
So reminding yourself
Grown preschool children.

Mostly pensioners.
She, like a pioneer
Pioneers with an example ...
So the pensioner decided!

That he was sitting in the smoking room silently,
When the snowball came
- How are yours, daughter?
- Did you find a book for yourself?

I wonder what reads?
Today our youth?
………………………
Old, what does it prefer?
Why are you lying in a louse?

Well, to whom, what's the matter?
What am I reading in silence?
If you are still skilled?
Invite ... and the light of the carcass ...

Yes Yes Yes! Sure baby!
As you say, so be it!
I love youngsters!
I'm ready .... Stuff the light.

After walking, so from half the cash
With a pepper peasant
Snow was very tired
I realized that how much

I thought so - of course,
Like he is her and support
She lives with him carelessly
There is no dispute in this either,

But under the heel, with a gasket,
In the form of slippery sticky masses
It's all, she lives hard
Slipping, so walking is dangerous.

No support and traction
She has the ground
And frozen in a numb
So said, my friend!

You are of course very soft
Your meek is the destiny
But man, like rags
This is also chaos.

Not for me such a "luxury"
Make everything and solve everything
I'm tired of my legs
You wipe you about the back.

Wash, such a rag
I also don't want to say
So Carwalola Tyapni
And walk, dear to the doctor ...

Falls asleep the coast
Night again, one again
"Queen without clothes"
Not a friend, not a wife.

And no one is waiting for sighing
Once again and out of work,
Really life, such
Or God, so wanted?

The prince does not come to her in any way
Maybe he is still on the way?
In this life a round dance
Should he save her?

Where are you dear, my savior?
On what, such a way?
God and my guardian angel
Could you find you?

Bring and introduce
And in public marry
Really, only wretched
Destined to meet me?

Where are you cute and reliable
Where are you soft and explosive
Without you, it’s very difficult for me
So it was ashamed to be alone ...

Leaning against the parapet,
Above the Broacer Wave ...
Maybe call for an answer?
Does I have to go myself?

Life, of course - a bitch!
Everything seems to be good?
But one, such boredom.
I will drink on the staff ...

And then I will give up to the waves,
Let them take me.
Decided! Enough for me!
How tired I am here ...

I will miss a glass!
On the track, to heaven
Oh, what a life is a cuckoo!
The strip dragged on ...

. Frequently our plans, God!
Redraws into smoke
Can I disagree with us?
Or, not in Lada - we, with him?

The noise of the motor, spray of light!
. Planes changed - "Father"!
To the question, it is an answer,
Six hundredth "Mercedes" ....

- So! Go back and forth!
- Class! Mordashka, it seems to be!
Not bad, beautiful, strata!
In a wheelbarrow, quickly, chick! Sit down!

I'm not looking for a prostitute
And I can’t eat in the spirit
You are wearing, why am I?
I would have a spouse ... to buy it!

You come to me to the wallpaper
You will also be in the bedroom, a thing!
And to the kitchen, I will not hide
You will come! And don't bother!

You will be on "a la-furs"
My image is presented
And the lads of the housewife of the house
Entertain and amuse.

As for the bosom of the Lord
You will live with me!
I see you worthy of me
You must appreciate me!

In this life its price
Everything has everything! Everything and everything.
Image, grandmas - certainly
The rest is all garbage!

GenerallyCooked raspberries?
Chick in the mouth of "love" you!
Twice I will be a cattle
I will not invite you to the house.

You will live without knowing,
But understanding to observe!
A thing suits me - this
How are you a girl, your mother!

Will the kinders go? Bride,
You will raise them yourself
Me, you, like, like a neighbor,
You will be a faithful wife!

And I find out that "Kozlina"
Climbing your garden
So he is with you ... gasoline!
Quickly I will put "in the consumption!

You go shopping
By boutiques and market
I'm not a bug, I'm a man
In the evening you will need my back.

All by shelves, by contract
We will have life with you
I set out the facts to you
You! What you need, a thing! My friend!

Principled with "authority!
I just did not leave a chance
No with such a goat with greetings!
A game without rules is waiting for me.

And more faithfully "into the gate",
Or rather for the time being!
It became bad that
Would you dive into the yards?

From this I will continue
I need a trace
Otherwise me on minced meat
Grind "Authority" ...

That's it, well, it seems to be a lump-closed.
And now he will not find
Here is the moron unfinished
Frozen freak!

How else to play it safe?
From his search - nits.
We must ... be disguised.
I will change the appearance.

Hairdresser - "bunny".
Haircuts, vax and permanent
The master is a very sweet boy.
Come on!
Hello!
Hello!

- A haircut?
- I will, of course!
The haircut will be the highest class!
The conversation is careless ...
Rest for the soul and eye.

We chatted about the weather
And about the music in the cinema,
About the theater and about fashion,
About the Japanese kimono.

And touched to the point,
And thawing with the soul,
She does not spin the shashons with him,
Simply, he says ... friend, mine!

I have been looking for a long time,
Dear, kind and dear!
Let you have been on the road for a long time ...
I found you, my prince!

Russian fairy tale about Snow White - good

Russian fairy tale about Snow White for adults - good:

The dwarves came home after work and were very surprised. And what did you seethe owners, when did you come home?

Here is a merryman to the table,
The shifted chair at the table found.
Who was sitting on my chair?
I do not want to sit with him together.

I saw a grip of my plate
And he grumbled: “I don't like that.
Who from the plate, a little, pulled away?
My friend answer me. I didn't want to. "

The gnome is a simpleton.
He sees the bread, something is wrong.
A fragment of his bread is fragmented.
"I will not eat, I do not want anything!"

Quietly, quietly approached the table.
I immediately found my food touched.
Who ate my food without demand,
Who ruined everything and did not regret it?

Chikhun, having broken, looked at the fork.
In surprise, he sighed heavily.
The fork is shifted. Blimey!
She has never been dirty.

The docks, according to the wise, reasoned everything.
I realized that someone drank from the cup.
What are my friends, Eka trouble!
We clean, we wash, as always.

Sonya, yawning to the bed.
The girl is sleeping, he found in her.
“We sleep sweetly, we won’t wake up.
It is better to walk on tiptoe on tiptoe. ”

Sonya had to spend the night soon
For an hour, every crib of friends.
The next morning, beauty, waking up from sleep,
She told the story so.

“I lived with the stepmother evil and bad
She was proud only with her beauty.
And only at the mirror he begged everything,
That there is no more beautiful and more beautiful than her.

When did the villain find out that I
Beautiful and better, then urgently me
I sent to the forest to eat wolves,
And Psarya said: "Leave her there."

But the psar regretted and let me go,
I ran through the forest that there was strength.
I ran, ran around the bumps, bushes,
And finally I got to you.

I saw a house, a table stood in it,
Warmth and comfort so charming me
That I could not resist, and here
I'm with you, I'm here, here is such a turn.

I took something from each plate,
And from each shaft I drank a little bit.
Then she was tired and lay down to sleep
In the crib is large, which stands by the window.

So I got into the hut to you,
To reliable and devoted gnomes.
I will stay with you now forever,
And the stepmother will burst with anger and evil.

Here our fairy tale comes to an end,
Who listened to her, that sage is young!

A real fairy tale about the Snow White instructive

A real fairy tale about Snow White instructive:

The queen was awl - pricked a finger.
And from that I decided that the boy would be born.
And the girl herself, after a little,
I gave birth - and ordered us to live for a long time.
The king married again, a year later, probably
On the beauty proud and arrogant.
That beauty could not come to terms with the thought,
So that someone can compare with her in beauty.

And admiring himself in the magical mirror,
I asked him demandingly:
- Who is more beautiful in the white world?
- This, of course, is our queen!
And it was only glad to hear this,
Knowing that he will not say a mirror of untruth.
The stepmother, however, on the eighth year
Snow White was overshadowed with beauty.

And when the hostess tortured the mirror,
In response from flattery, it was gone:
- Madam, you would be more beautiful in the world,
But your stepdaughter is still more beautiful!
- I can’t stand the speech, to put up with that! -
And he hid anger at Snow White.
She had no rest day or night.
Enjoyed the grass in her heart with weed grass.

And the pride even ordered the psarya:
- In the forest, bring the girl out of my eyes away!
There you will kill and throw the wolf on the edification!
Easy and the liver will give me in confirmation!
Psar obeyed a strict order.
But in the forest, he released the poor thing right away.
And killing a deer that he was met on the way,
He cut out a lung and liver from the beast ...

Baby made his way to the bushes prickly.
He sees: in the clearing a house in two windows.
Snow White boldly looked into the house,
She drank, ate and fell asleep without strength.
Dwarves-commercials in this house lived.
And having come from work, they surrounded the guest.
They were afraid to wake such beauty,
They didn’t sleep until morning, they admired it.

In the morning they asked how they got here.
And she, as it was, told them everything.
Dwarves offered to live with them,
Sew, wash and cook, clean in the house.
And she willingly agreed with this.
She fed the seven masters.
Those taught her: - Doors to the lock!
The stepmother learns, wants to lime!

Light and the liver of the stepmother welded,
I ate and immediately asked the mirror:
- Mirror, tell me the truth as soon as possible!
Who is more beautiful and nicer in the world?
- Madam, you would be more beautiful in the world,
Only you are more beautiful, your stepdaughter,
That leads the household in the house at the gnomes,
All forest animals are well known.

It’s hard for the queen to come up with a dexterous course!
And changed by the old trading.
He knocked on the house: - Here are shoelaces, twine!
Buy, beauty, on the corset of the new thing!
With a blurry apple, ripe treat!
Eat to your health! Eat, don't be shy!
Well, I'll relax a little to sit a little. -
And she gave the girl a ruddy fruit with poison.

That, not doubting in kindness at all,
Biting off a piece, frozen ...
Here, having managed to make sure of a girlish death,
The queen at home in the mirror looks:
- You, glass crooked, answer soon!
Who is more beautiful and nicer in the world?!
The mirror in response to her, not noticing anger:
- This is, of course, our queen! ..

Dwarves put the girl in the coffin of the crystal
With gold on the lid, the inscription of the farewell ...
Once, going around the witch's swamp,
The Korolevich drove the forest for hunting.
Close to the coffin, he stopped
And, seeing beauty, instantly fell in love with her.
- Without her, now I will hardly live!
- Take it, if you love! - The dwarves answered.

And they did not listen to the grateful speech.
He ordered the servants to take that coffin on his shoulders.
How the servants stumbled on one of the bumps -
A piece jumped out of the throat of an apple!
Together with him, the witchcraft power has become a stuck.
The girl came to life and opened her eyes:
- Where I am? Korolevich shouted: - You are with me!
You are sweeter to me all! Be my wife!

And they played a wedding - you never dreamed of this! ..
The stepmother of the bride in the mirror was dressed up:
- Am I sweeter everyone? It was not there!
And in the tide of anger, she broke the mirror.
The stepmother was executed, as the evil stepmother was executed -
In iron shoes on hot coals ...

A bunny, squirrel, fox has been sleeping for a long time!
To fall asleep to a fairy tale is a kind habit!

A fairy tale about Snow White - a vulgar alteration for adults

A fairy tale about Snow White is briefly - a vulgar alteration for adults:

In one of the distant, distant places,
Where the mountains converge with the mountains.
The dense forest is spread,
Unusual for years.

At the edge of the thicket, at the edge of the edge,
There was one hut alone.
And in it people and a girl,
For everyone, she was a mistress.

A little evening, in the hut, the fun,
The girl is always overwhelmed.
But to great surprise,
In the morning of the virgin again she is.

The people were small, however,
Well, in a word, the gnomes are all.
It would be a girl cancer,
Here are their entire height.

Everyone called her Snow White,
Not in the snow in the snow is business.
Just when the panties were removed,
Then the ass was white.

In the evening, only a little dark,
Family assembly at the table.
And Snow White was suddenly embarrassed,
-Well here, soon a madhouse again.

We played bones, drank, ate,
Who will tear the first girl.
And Snow White went to bed,
Well, they will tickle again.

The girl was a long -legged
The breast sizes with coconut.
But that not a lover is wretched,
At least everyone insert the pump.

When we have at eighteen,
This is a normal steamer.
But five ... where is he to compete,
Well, just now, the passage will shut up.

The bed is disassembled and Virgo,
Putting her legs lay down.
And the winner goes to business,
The cup of the gnome rose.

Dropping famously between the legs,
With acceleration, planting a piston,
Suddenly the wheezing of anxious was heard,
And the passionate, loud virgin groan.

And the Snow White is in anticipation
What suddenly a miracle will happen and ....
All bend from suffering
What boiled already brains.

Seven gnomes - a whole community,
Seven small healthy women.
They have at least a small steep
For that, I was healthy.

And now they are already with a bit
Having scored all the wet entrances.
They plunged with their heads in sex,
Not portending trouble.

And the thought sharpened the Snow White,
I wish you would hardly fold the twins.
Oh, that would be a measure
To plant this inside.

From these thoughts I burned passion,
The goosebumps moved to the navel.
And she heaved so the ass,
That the dwarves of the Lipple to the ceiling.

But Snow White is a passion from God,
And the lust was from the steep.
One and one earthly,
She was not enough seven.

Thought of thoughts, but business,
It was going to dawn.
And a fascinated body,
It became louder, louder began to laugh.

Only in the morning the Snow White fell silent,
It lay exactly like a layer.
With fear, the dwarves are all wet,
What if a friend will give an oak?

How and how all this happened
No one could understand in any way.
But the girl did not wake up
And plunged into sleepy darkness ... ...

A fairy tale about the princess Snow White is an unexpected alteration

A fairy tale about the princess Snow White -an unexpected alteration:

In some unknown kingdom, the only daughter raised the monarch.
She scored the primer in early childhood and was always not averse to drinking.

And so as not to start a child at all, and to marry someone at least,
The king married one woman: he understood that the girl needed a mother.

She followed her face and body: diet, yoga, complex massage,
And the mirror had a magical mirror - to get off, improve the makeup,

Find out the weather, news and gossip that she is all blurry and white ...
And suddenly she said the mirror the other day: - In truth, queen, at least break down,

For a long time you have not been sixteen for a long time - to do a lift, dear, it's time.
Plastic by means of operations you will hold the title of vice-target of the courtyard.

She sobbed and screamed with a disorder, and the stepdaughter here is still for sin
She appeared to beg the money for beer and the life of a night, full of use.

Not receiving the desired subsidies, and with grief, smoking a jamb,
She left the house - from resentment - into the forest thicket, in Boille, into darkness.

And there seven dwarves greeted it - with the calculation, so that she would take up the household.
After all, a woman is always useful in the house ... But the girl said: Nifiga!

As for cleaning, this, brothers, past, especially - to cook lunch.
Better better quickly behind beer and grab a pack of cigarettes.

As they say, there was no sadness ... The girl drinks tequila, whiskey, rum,
He sleeps until lunch, hangs around at night, a mess around, a house is launched at the end.

Voracious, I got all the supplies, and the dwarves, hiding anger on the girl,
Contacted the queen on fax - they say, your child did not surrender.

She pretty much took us all, having drank the last mind, having lost shame.
And that parcel sent apples - pesticide will be more reliable than poison.

Infanta of those fruits came in plenty, absorbing it all,
But the body, familiar to alcohol, is not so easy to kill fruits.

I was forgotten by a drunken sleep for three days, and the prince rode the forest at that time.
And gnomes - help out, de, except jokes! What do you want to ask, but only, damn it, get married!

But the prince, once glancing at the Snow White, was imprisoned and removed,
At the moment he faded from there in a terrible hurry - he saw such a wife in a coffin ...

The father-father for this trick divorced his queen,
And our Virgin is treated with booze, and gnome gnomes wear it.

Original fairy tale about Snow White and Dwarves

Original fairy tale about Snow White and gnomes of the henpecks:

It’s hard to live in a snow -white dwarves - Dashed day on them and ironing,
And they will get to the house - give them a snack and mash!
Everyone will break into the hut at sunset, in boots and on white rides ...
As many as seven men were in the hut, every dwarf with his own outfall:

The smallest gnome boasted a lot, was the second one more boring in the world ...
I forgot to close the tube with a paste, twice a day regularly the Third Dwarf.
And the fourth, chewing, champled deliciously, constantly scratched the whole fifth.
It was the sixth heartless and gloomy, and the seventh gnome was a lecherous, damned ...

Snow White had to turn from the sheep of a brainless and meek
In an evil, impudent, strong lioness: so he walks along a room with a whip.
The peasants will tighten, if necessary, and shouts through the mother angrily.
Dwarves - each in business. Obedient. The house has shine and comfort daily.

They know that the woman is easy for reprisal, if something will put on a stake!
- Well, when will they bring her poison? Slowly the Gnomius team cried.
Here is the stepmother:-Eat an apple-ka! “The fruit gives her a sweet smile.”
-I do not want! And his Snow White was forced to eat his stepmother.

In general, they would have lived under the heel of the gnomes that two hundred and three hundred years,
If once in the spring, Snow White did not meet the prince ...
And the dwarves went to him with a bow: - Take this monster in the dress!
A gold in bags, moonshine we will pay you for freedom!

Here the end came ours: Snow White became a prince's wife.
The gnomes were replaced by the place of residence: I would not find it, since it will return ...

A modern fairy tale about Snow White - a parody of the work of the Grimm brothers

A modern fairy tale about Snow White is a parody of the work of the Grimm brothers:

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs,
This fairy tale is familiar to everyone.
Wrote the brothers Grimm,
Let's say everything: - Thanks to them.

Somewhere on the earthly planet,
Fairytale children were born.
Among them the princess was born,
What was the Snow White.

She played in the palace
With a smile, happiness on the face.
But the times have changed
Life turned the stirrup.

The second time the king was married ...
Is he to blame for that?
It’s very difficult to live very much,
With a dashing stepmother.

The king and the king passed away.
Again life changes its role ...
And the prince does not go on a horse,
Her life is burning in fire ...

In addition, the stepmother became furious.
I took up the Snow White.
And without hiding anger from the face,
She drove her away from the porch.

So Snow White got into the forest.
Search for a shelter is tired.
Found a clearing: - There is a house
And the windows glow with fire.

The good dwarves live in it.
They call her to them.
At least in crowded, but not offense ...
We see the princess again happy.

Dock, grumbler and merrycam,
Chihun, quiet and simpleton,
Even Sonya, everyone pours to her,
As to his hostess.

Animals, birds help,
The secrets of the forest reveal.
So they would live for many years
Without sadness, but without troubles.

Again, the stepmother is dashing
All at the mirror by soaring
I realized: - The princess is alive
And there is more interest in her ...
I will destroy! I will excite!

I’ll go for a Snow White!
I will conjure for a long time ...
I will be the first again!

True - no, no, was it?
But so the fairy tale said.
There was an end in her, happy.
The bride went down the aisle.
The prince arrived, saved, managed!
I put a ring on his hand!
We watched the movie
They wanted to become princesses!

*****
Evil will always be beaten
After all, love, she is open
Settles in the hearts,
Sweet honey on the lips!

Funny fairy tale about Snow White - comic remake for adults

A fun fairy tale about Snow White - comic remake for adults:

Trying to fall asleep. Unsuccessfully:
Already three hundred first elephant ...
And in a fairy tale, in love, Snow White
A small dwarf confessed.

There are seven of them, but the small one
The most agile and ... bolder.
I drink "Corvalol" - ten grams,
The dream does not take, at least kill!

And I want to be Snow White:
In a dream, she will admit love.
The snowdrop has already made its way
Are April days.

To fall asleep soon, and maybe
I, before the gnome, can.
Take a snow -white with you,
We will spend the night in a stack:

I will remove the bra, tights,
All white - like she ...
In April, the night became short,
In April, a snowdrop. Spring.

Trying to fall asleep - I can’t sleep,
And somewhere, the dwarf is a competitor:
It takes my Snow White,
In your house and ... it extinguishes the light!

Fairy Tale-transmission about Snow White-Poemary retelling for adults

Fairy tale-transmission about Snow White-Poemary retelling for adults:

In one distant kingdom
There was a beautiful princess.
Snow was her skin, her skin
And lips with scarlet corals are similar.

From the stepmother evil humiliation, resentment
She endured completely innocently.
Walking constantly in paid dresses,
She lived in her father’s house as a maid.

Was the queen of the sorceress.
And the mirror in the bedroom kept the magical.
She asked glass every day,
And it always answered the truth.

Meanwhile, Snow White grew - grew up
And often I dreamed of a beautiful prince.
So she sang wonderful about love,
That the birds were silent and roses bloomed.

And now, somehow the prince is young and beautiful,
I rode a horse with a golden mane.
He heard sounds with angelic songs
And to the old castle slowly went out.

Oh, how beautiful you are, how marvelous you sing!
With me, you will fortunately find a way!
I ask you to become my wife! "
“I would be glad, but the stepmother can find out.

Here in the morning one, blue and clear
The witch asked: "Is I still beautiful?"
And the mirror whispered to her in response,
That Snow White is more beautiful.
The sorceress from rage was green
Humbert's huntsmen ordered to click.

He was ordered with a grin of cruel
Take the snow -white to the forest.
There to stab it with a sharp dagger,
Leaving the body to wolves and jackals.

Here is the Snow White and the Huntsman is sad
Drezdrayy and distant deepened into the forest.
Humbert dagger raised his huge,
But he did not hit, and suddenly sobbed.

The sun rose, sparkling with dew,
The runaway woke up in the middle of the thicket of forest.
Here quickly the animals surrounded her,
The care and friendship was offered.

They lead a Snow White.
In a blank thicket path of the forest.
When the forest suddenly parted in front of them,
Then a small house in the clearing opened.

The princess guesses - whose house is this?
There are no owners in it, silence and peace.
She quietly entered this house,
I found such a mess everywhere:
Things are scattered, do not soak dishes,
And in every corner he sees garbage pile.

Then Snow White took up the broom,
To the aid of the forest, calling the kids.
The whole house shone with cleanliness in an hour
Everything has become in place - the comfort of the unearthly!

The princess rose up the stairs to the bedroom,
There were seven beds there.
The name is written on each crib
And each was funny and cute:
Doc, Sonya, Chihun, Prostak,
Tikhonya, grumbler, merrycam.

Snow White lay on these cribs
And here - she fell asleep easily, serene.
But I must say that they owned that house
Seven friendly, funny and small dwarves.

And here they are in the bedroom, there someone is lying,
Big and terrible, and seems to be sleeping.
At that moment, Snow White turned to the side,
Chikhun suddenly sneezed, and the princess woke up.

Saw the dwarves that instead of the robber,
Here the girl is sweet and young.
Doc asked her: "How did you find yourself here?"
And she told her what happened to her.
The hosts were struck by the fugitives of misfortune.
She was offered to stay with them to stay.

On that day, the queen by the mirror again
She told her to tell her a truthful word.
And the mirror spoke back
That Snow White is more beautiful.
What a family of the blue mountains
She lives in the dwarves quietly and secretly.

The sorceress, having learned about it, became angry.
In the way with a hare heart, the box crashed.
And the witch, deciding to destroy the Snow White,
She changed her usual appearance.
She turned into a humpbacked old woman,
Ipherish, terrible slander is nosed.
The queen's apple took a beautiful
And in the magic potion lowered him.
That fruit Snow White must taste,
And perish in the arms of eternal sleep.
The villain continued to dream again,
In order to become the first to become a beauty again.

The night has approached - it's time for everyone to sleep,
And everyone lay down, yawning, into bed.
And in the morning the princess escorted them all
And everyone kissed each in the head.
The Snow White was not for long, one,
Forest escaped her children.
Suddenly a knock came from the window to their hearing,
There was a gray old woman near the house.
She held her basket in her hands
Big, very ripe and very beautiful.
The old woman served one Snow White:
"Here the apple is red, sweet, eat!"
Here the birds, like a whirlwind on the sorcerer, attacked
And they beat her with wings, and pecked.
The princess was angry with them for this,
And she invited her grandmother to rest in the house.
The old woman offered her an apple again,
And the girl bit off the apple.
And then she fell instantly, without a moan.
“For gnomes! Fast!" The deer cried out.
And the animals ran to the mountains,
Like the wind flying, between the green oak trees.
Having caught up with friendly gnomes near the cave itself,
They pushed back, pulled their animals.
Anxiety, longing for Rudokopov took.
What's with Snow White? Is she alive?
"Back!" - shouted Doc, everyone started to run,
Each other - trying to quickly overtake each other.

And in the house of their queen - the sorceress
She laughed and rejoiced to the madness.
She shouted triumphantly over the body of the poor,
That again the queen became more beautiful than everyone.
Again apples, the villain took the basket,
I went from the house along the path.

Dwarves approached the clearing of the coveted
And they saw a black shadow at the house.
“For her! Forward!" - then grumbled shouted.
His deer, following the sorceress, rushed.
The old woman noticed the chase soon,
On the slope of the cliff climbed from the dwarves.

Suddenly the lightning of the sky was located,
Having hit the rock where the old woman stood.
In fright, the villain stumbled back,
And with a scream, a heart -rending one fell off the cliff.
"There is dear to her!" - exclaimed grumbling:
"And I don't want to hear anymore about her!"
Sobbing like children, a sad crowd,
All seven dwarves returned home.

And there the Snow White is quiet and beautiful,
Sharped by sleepless, terrible.
And the girl of the gnomes in the crystal coffin,
They demolished into the clearing, grumbling to fate.
They came to the princess every day
And bitter tears above her all poured.

Once this forest, the prince passed,
He was looking for traces of Snow White everywhere.
And here in the clearing, through pure crystal
He saw the one he dreamed about.
The prince rushed to the coffin and raised the lid,
The beloved young man kissed.
And at that moment she sighed,
Love awakened her from sleep.

So the spell destroyed the evil queen.
The eyes of the young Virgin are beating again with light.
And the dwarves and animals cried out: “Hurray!
How happy we are! Snow White is alive! "

Video: KVN - "Snow White and Seven Dwarfs"

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