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Fairy tales for the New Year for roles for a cool holiday

Fairy tales-lifting for the New Year for roles for a cool holiday:

Storyteller:
Once upon a time there were three sisters,
Instagram girls.
Each of them led
Blog about different things.
"How to go abroad" -
The first sister writes.
The second has a girl
Culinary page.
The third and so - and Syak,
But with a theme, a jamb.
Either about pictures, then about songs -
Everything was interesting to her.
Three maidens by the window
On Instagram in the evening
The post wrote about love,
Bruttering an eyebrow with an arc.

The girls are sitting on a bench, staring at the phones.

1st girl:
“If I were the queen,”

Storyteller:
The first girl writes, -

1st girl:
I would be a priest-king
I would take the seas!
In the New Year - yes to Tahiti.
You marry me the king!
Olylsiv, sea, pictures ...
Farewell, warm tights! "

2nd girl:
“If I were the queen,”

Storyteller:
Her sister writes here, -

2nd girl:
Then for the whole baptized light
I prepared a bundle!
Foie-grade, shrimp, sushi,
Oysters, pork ears ...
And chocolate fondue -
The king-priest is delighted.
I don't like diets
I will feed the autocrat. "

3rd girl:
“If I become a queen,”
The third writes the post, -
Then I am a priest-tsar
PlayStation I will give the fifth.
He is tired of editing the world
It is necessary to slow down.
He will play games,
There is densely to sleep. ”

Storyteller:
Only managed to publish,
A hundred likes flew in.
And knocks in a personal to her
Korolevich Elisha.

The king enters the stage and takes the 3rd girl by the hand.

Tsar:
What a miracle, what a wonderful!
And you are wise, and beautiful.
Sometimes you understand
In male psychology!
I'm hurrying up with business
I will marry you right away.

1st and 2nd girl:
How insulting! God sees
I will write about this on the blog!

Tsar:
Do not make noise, girls.
Color the eyelashes as soon as possible.
I am too under the crown
I will give everyone, finally.

A conductor and gourmet entered the stage, everyone takes hands.

Storyteller:
The king, of course, is well done
He gave them all to the aisle.
The first is the husband - the conductor,
I got used to travel.
The first girl with him

Rides all along the foreign countries.
Second husband-gourmet eastete
Knows the entire composition of the cutlets.

All in chorus:
The fairy tale does not say a lie -
Happiness where you do not wait.

"How Santa Claus chose the Snow Maiden ..."

Presenter:
New Year at the door,
The hall is full of guests!
Come, we invite
We treat you with hot tea!
Santa Claus will call
Let's start having fun!

(Santa Claus creeps)

Father Frost:
Hello my friends!
I was not late as if I were!

Presenter:
Hello grandfather, but what's wrong with you,
You are not like that
Why are you barely crawling?
Do you stick a lot of gifts?

Father Frost:
Yes, no bag is empty,
From longing I became sick
The Snow Maiden changed me
To Santa Claus swintil.
She does not need a beggar,
Oh, how sick are my friends!

Presenter:
Grandfather, listen, do not be sad!
We can find a replacement.
Beauties you never know in the world
Especially in the moonlight?
We announce a beauty contest,
And you look in all your eyes.

Father Frost:
I will watch, of course, I will
But there is no sense in me.
Who needs this -
Old, beggar and sick?

Presenter:
Where is your magical staff?
Have you forgotten about him?
Yes, with him you will be everyone!
It's good that he is with you.
Now the beauties will be a swarm!
Like butterflies in the light,
They will fly to the Arrangement, grandfather.

Father Frost:
Well, let's quickly
Search with the one that is all miles.

Presenter:
Well, grandfather, look.
We start - one, two, three.

(Flies on a broom Baba Yaga)

Baba Yaga:
Are you so dark?
What is the reason, who is the fault?
Al in three pines got lost?
Al Tabak sniffed evil?
Here is from Pleseny Kisel!
Tea, haven't you tried a dossel?
Duck, chop - and you will forget at once
About the worldly carousel!
It tastes not so good
But the trembling is stinging
You will be healthy for the headmark,
Unless you die ...
And now don't lose time -
Gently hug the Snow Maiden!

Father Frost:
With such a Snow Maiden New Year,
Perhaps it will not come at all.
From such a beauty like you
All the people will die without vodka.

Baba Yaga:
Do not really ask you
And do not find fault with me.
Or you will fuck me
Or you will regret largely!

Father Frost:
That's because mymra was imposed
What archive did you lie in?
I don't need you like that
The Snow Maiden should be sweet.

Baba Yaga:
What do I do not suit?

Father Frost:
Your physiognomy is terrible.

Baba Yaga:
Okay ... Listen, grandfather, you are not 20 years old.
I will help you, look for your Snow Maiden.
But if you don't find it better,
You will take me to the Snow Maiden.

Father Frost:
Yes, not beautiful, I'm not young, but in normal staff I have.
So that sit down to the side, and do not bother me to choose

(Malvina appears)

Malvina:
I heard about the competition and rather came running,
I can cheer the guests, let me be a Snowman!

Father Frost:
Ah, what a beauty
Here is the cutie. It's true!

Baba Yaga:
No, I'll lose my mind now.
Look - beauty outside,
She is always deceiving!

Father Frost:
What strange words
Is there a bad rumor about her?

Baba Yaga:
I rumor came to me -
She had two men.

Santa Claus (Malvina):
You heard it yourself.
I take my words back.
You are too depraved, girl,
I can’t be seduced by you.

Malvina:
Ah, you are a harmful yaga,
Dick your leg!

(Snow White appears)

Snow White:
I heard about the competition, and rather came running.
I can cheer the guests, let me be a Snowman!

Father Frost:
I just saw you
My staff immediately trembled.
I probably agree!

Baba Yaga:
No, as if I'm crazy with you!
You come to your senses, old grandfather,
After all, there is no more depraved!
She lives with gnomes,
There are seven of them - she is alone.

Father Frost:
And the appearance is modest ...
No, so dear.
To your gnomes turn back.

Snow White:
Ah, you are vile yaga,
You will not surround the old man!

Baba Yaga:
Ha ha! Mine took.
Here the red hat came.
I’ll whisper about her
I’ll shove off my journey!

Father Frost:
I look, premium girl,
Perhaps you can agree ...

Baba Yaga:
I'm ready to get care of
Are you not afraid to make a mistake?

Father Frost:
Is there a crime again?

Baba Yaga:
Of course there is, so that you fall!

Father Frost:
Speak, Yagishchi really!

Baba Yaga:
She was in bed with a wolf!

Red Riding Hood:
Well, you are harmful, Yaga.
Do not deceive the old man!
The wolf took me cheating
What is the crime in this?

Baba Yaga:
So much time was lying
And as if I had not guessed
That with you is next to the wolf.
Yes, you know a lot about debauchery!

Father Frost:
Yes, fair words
As if Yaga is right.

Baba Yaga:
Well, as you want, old horseradish.
In your head, as you can see the roll.
Well, live with your yaga, do not look at.

Baba Yaga:
Go, grandfather, to me soon,
Yes, hug me stronger.

Father Frost:
No, I will definitely not hug such a monkey.
Do not fool me with my brains
Not even to think!
Better to be all your bottom
Tighten to work!
You, Grandma, do not twist me!
You look for the ways!
You think like a snowball
We bring to the holiday!

Baba Yaga:
Actually, I'm very tricky
In the sense of meanness, the gut
But I have a bell
Not conquered in the morning ...
Everything is also in -trim and hurts
And in the chest it is fired.
I suspect for a long time
Encephalitis in it!
Oh, it’s bad for me!
Hey how to crymates in the back?
In a word, since such a thing -
I'm generally on Bulite!

Father Frost:
I got slaughtered - it doesn’t matter!
Eat a frog from the pond!
No more reliable medicine
Than the natural environment!

Baba Yaga:
Sorcere, woman, conjure, grandfather.
Three on the side - there are no yours,
Ace is a hinge, pine coffin,
Give me an answer about the Snow Maiden!
Well, frost, now hold on!
The case is true, seem!

(Snegurochka appears)

Snow Maiden:
Yes, you found a worthy replacement for me, no doubt.
I will never be able to forget my insult now, grandfather.

Father Frost:
Well, what is my fault, what did I upset you?

Snow Maiden:
Grandfather, are you with a flaw, or are you drunk in a frenzy?
Guests can have fun, looking at your girl!

Baba Yaga:
I am a folklore element,
I have a document.
I can generally delay
Fly away at any time!

Santa Claus (hugging the Snow Maiden):
Ah yes a grandmother! Ah yes special!
That's the end of the end!
Enough, granddaughter, to lose heart,
People must be congratulated!

Snow Maiden:
Let the New Year enter your house
With hope, joy, with love.
And as a gift with him will bring
Great happiness and health.
Let the snow fall on the shoulders,
Glakes are ringing, stars shine,
And every person believes
That it is not too late to test yourself.
Let's celebrate friends!
Otherwise, it simply cannot be!
Fate is bright and good for you
I sincerely wish.

Father Frost:
Under the clock, to the sounds of a waltz,
On New Year's Eve we wish again
Raise the glass for peace and happiness,
Hope, faith and love!

Fairy Tale-transmission for the New Year-“Wrong New Year's Fairy Tale”

Fairy tale-transmission for the New Year-“Wrong New Year's Tale”:

P r o l About
They say for the new year
That will not wish
Everything will always happen,
Everything always comes true.
Here, for example, men
They want to get drunk
As a desire for this
Do not come true on New Year's Eve.
Someone is waiting for love big
Let everything be so
After all, get to know the holiday
Very easy for people.
Who wants Mercedes
He will dream of him
And traffic police inspectors
Gloomy faces.
Magic for the New Year
Everyone awaits
But an excess of wine
It interferes with this.
Soon the holiday is coming
Well, with him is hope
So congratulate each other
Sent kiss.
It was a prologue, and a fairy tale
Through a moment it will begin
And all the action on the stage
Ours will turn around.

(The curtain opens: the scenery of the winter forest, in the center of the stump, near it is the staff of Santa Claus)

Author: Dark forest.
In dense often,
Where the birds do not fly
Forest evil spirits are dark
They are getting bored in the corners.
Embroidered, even intrigues
People are reluctant to do.
Magic life tortured them
And magical worries.
Yaga has broken a stupa
Koshchei prostatitis,
He is with such a disease
He doesn’t look at the yaga.
Kikimora in the swamp
Boots leaked
Leshiy from oak come out
And he beat off both legs.
In slot machines
The demon has already drifted his soul,
Nightingale during the whistle
A finger bit his finger.
Festive mood
Everything crumbled into dust.
Or is it easier to say -
Good for the letter "hu"
Here is such an environment
And she developed in the forest.
They don’t even have a Christmas tree
Though a holiday on the nose.
Here it would seem, and you can
People to celebrate the new year,
After all, no one is able to
To prevent them that night.
to everything is not so smooth
After all, she is a fairy tale.
So, we strain attention
The tie begins.

(Demon appears on the stage) (the song of the demon to the music “Island of bad luck) sounds

All covered with greens absolutely all
There is a huge table in this institution
Divided into cells with numbers inside
Here, colored fichens are about to dawn

All full of "greens" absolutely all
Arrived at the institution somewhere at exactly six
And by midnight, naked like a falcon
I put my Rondolnaya tooth on the table.

The ball rolled in a circle thrown by fate
“Red” falls this color is not mine
The guard came up here is such a barn
I took my tooth without a dentist

What happened later I remember how to delirium
I hugged the bartender for my misfortune
And then he wanted to give a guard in the face
And from the hall with a “corkscrew” flew into the corridor.

So all savings, all that a year has been accumulating
I in an instant in the casino lowered
And also in the face arrogantly received
So before the holiday I went to play

Unclean: These are the things
I lost in full
And now they are money in your pocket
There is no hell.
How to celebrate the New Year
Neither drink nor walk
To visit something to go to someone
For free, so to speak.

(Sees a staff near the stump)

Op! Echo! Well, well, well!
God is, this is a fact!
And this color stick
I came into my hands for this.
It would be better not to take it to me
And then they will arise:
"... like a demon abducted her
To disrupt the New Year ... "
Must be attributed and handed over
Just as I prove
That I found her in a snowdrift
Following, so to speak.
They will not believe, I'm the type
In fairy tales negative
So they will punish anyway
Very significant.
I have such a prospect
Well, not at all on the gut.
I look like a night with her
Yes, and throw it in the morning.

(considers carefully the staff)

The stick is obviously not simple,
There is some secret in her.
And the magical suddenly if?
It is a pity that there are no instructions.
We must try happiness
And I will experience her
Well, a stick, if you can,
Then try to give money.

(The ringing of coins is heard, a trifle crumbles on the floor)

Ba! The infection works (collects coins)
One, two, three, four, five.
For starters, it’s not bad
Oh, you are a demon, your mother,
This money is in circulation
There are no twenty -five years.
So, it didn't work out
No coins, no bills,
Well then we will ask now
Pay me in kind
Stick, you can get
Than to cover the table for the holiday.

(Hit the floor with a stick, the tablecloth falls on top)

Thank you, made up
Wooden rafters!
One hundred for the holiday to cover
But there is neither nor drink.
I will win from hunger soon
And I will scream out of boredom,
So that they call me to visit
I want to become a dashing singer!

(It hit the floor with a stick, a fragment of a song from the repertoire of the “Corrosion of Metal” groups sounds, the demon is dancing, grimaces, music breaks off)

What are you, stick, oh ...
Or on oak did not dare
I have such a song with a song
By the legs and on the pillar of the head.
Tea painting what to find,
Not ashamed to visit with what to go.

(A fragment from the repertoire of B. Moiseev sounds)

Oh, damn it, you have to get fucked up!
In karaoke their own thousand
Who did you find me
Ile is completely crazy!
Let me with the tail and horns
Let the insidious and evil,
Where did you see this
What would be the demon - and blue?! Stupid!!!
The disk is more carefully twist
And try to find me
Something light is:
Lamza-Drisy-th.

(A fragment from the repertoire of Vitas “Opera No. 2.” Sounds, the demon beats in hysteria)

Yes, you are a club
From the song I have all the wool
Already in rows stood on end
(Three pieces, six rows)
Well, what to take from you?
Give me money again
And I will go alone
Like the last money.

(The demon leaves, with every blow of the staff, the ringing of coins is heard)

Author: There is no mind, stupid demon
Therefore, it is not lucky
This is a staff - Santa Claus
All instructions do not count from
Maybe he light a Christmas tree
In a round dance of children to involve
I ordered him still
Turbo-diesel furnace.
What will happen to the demon further
We will find out, but for now ...
We continue our fairy tale
Yaga appears.

(Baba Yaga appears from behind the wings, he tows a stupa on a rope. Yaga's song on the melody "Fortunately"

Fashion is changing daily,
Life goes faster and faster
And me with this old deck
Soon people will put on the museum
Right now children are not scared
No more fairy tales write about her
Even the sweets are called me
Has become unusually boring life

And if we take and prove that I still know
To charm and even laugh at
I'll make myself reading all countries I will scare
And then the yagu is so respected by the yagu.

As a hunting engine reactive
I get it for my step
To be powerful and portable
And on it into the sky blink
Scare cosmonauts in orbit
And catch comets with your hands
And I will also be able to fly
Wrap the tails with airplanes

Baba Yaga: The people say correctly
Who will celebrate the New Year
Okay, or can bad
So he will live.
The prospect is awesome.
It is better to die instantly.
Stupa began to junk
I can walk on foot now?!
That I did not do only
In order to somehow fix it.
I kicked on the wheels
She wiped the headlights with a rag
And from the ashtray even
All the cigarette butts raised
But does not want to work
Her mother eats her money.
What to do, how to be
You will have to know
I have a date with Gorynych.
Walk on foot!

(unclean) appears)

Unclean: Opa, old, hello!
That there is no weather?
Or forgot the rules
I will give you one advice.
On the wheels of the pepinai
Wipe the headlights with a rag
Well, the ashtray also
Shake regularly

Baba Yaga: You are kidding the scoundrel
Everything came to you
I will tear off like a tuzik heating pad
I'll get out like a lollip!

Unclean: Quiet! You are quiet, Yaga!
Well, not a fig will come out.
From one with you we are fairy tales
Cursed Karga.
Let's not quarrel
What are you and I are not people?
The holiday is coming soon,
All the people have been singing for a long time.
We have to decide with you,
How will we celebrate the New Year?

(Yaga pays attention to the staff)

Baba Yaga: demon, I don't understand something
Why do you need a club?
Or now such a fashion
I won’t take a sense.

Unclean: Eh village, darkness
After all, you are more than a hundred
This is only a club
But in fact, not simple.
The strength of the wand is given
And she is magical.
Only use it
I do not know how to hell.
Make something
But first don't forget
Everything is seriously thinking so,
Come on, what to pull.

Baba Yaga: You probably're lying
And you will deceive, so look ...
I will make a start for a start ...
Stupa, fly to the sky!

(The sound of a soaring aircraft, a stupa flies away)

Baba Yaga: Hey, where, but what about me?!
Bes, where is my stupa?
So I flew to you
Where is your stick?
Copperfield, now hold on
I'll arrange a tin to you
I conjure! All! Direct!

Unclean (in a whisper) stick, help out. Delay! (Baba Yaga freezes)

Unclean: What, statue, was numb?
Well, what did you want?
How I put you
Without tension and skillfully.
What, move into scrap?
I'm thinking about what:
Give you a shovel now
You will be a girl with an oar.
If you cut your hands,
Stop up the legs
That Milo Venus
You can just get it.
I'm very good today
Yes, and it's already by night
And in honor of the holiday you
I wish to spell.

(Knocks on the staff, Yaga comes to life)

Baba Yaga: Besik, a nice friend,
But can't
Help me, well, a little itself:
Throw off one hundred one year.
So that I become again
Twenty, twenty -five years old,
And believe me, you are at once
You want to take it to your wife.

Unclean: It's a pity to be so,
I'll try to rejuvenate
Just move away
I'm starting to turn
Smoke the stick
The wish of Yaga
Turn the time back
He wants to become young.

(Unclean knocks the staff)

Well, where are you, Yagoza?
Show yourself to the eye.
Where are you hiding, rather
Come out, to whom he said.

(Baba Yaga-child appears from behind the curtains)

Unclean: That's the miracle of miracles!
Entertaining process
I see by rejuvenation
Ophogue progress.

Baba Yaga: What have you done?
Who did you turn me into?
Became a small child
You haven't growned in years?

Unclean: As she said, it became so
I would count at first.
Through a whole century, having discarded himself,
How much would I not know?
Order one hundred twenty -five
To take your year to take away
Then in a simple sperm
Would turn again.

Baba Yaga: Return my year
Let me stay forever
I am an old woman
But add back then
I have a figure of a top model
And there are two pounds of diamonds.

Unclean: Right now, wait a child,
And get away a little
The stick, teach a fool,
Spend the transformation.
(Knocks on the staff)

Baba Yaga: (Yells from behind the curtains)
What have you conjured?
I torn me to pieces!
And where in this form
I will show up to the carnival?
Here I am .... (A pig appears from behind the curtains)
But I am two ... (the second pig appears)
Here is the third head (the third pig appears)
What kind of look is so pig?
I only keep from tears.

Unclean: This is how cool it turned out
Live comfortable and beautiful
There will be someone to talk to
To sing a song, talk.

Baba Yaga (piglets): We are the three of us now
We will tear into small pieces
And then play football,
You can ....

Unclean: Well, stand!
You, Yagi, are tired of me!
Well, they sang a song to me
And in a cheerful noisy dance
They flew into the stable in the place!

(Dance of piglets, then hide behind the scenes.)

Unclean: Let the grandfather have a grandfather
Sweet snacks in the New Year
Will be plentiful on the table
Like no one in the village.

(Knocks on the staff, leaves.)

Author: Here is such a round dance
Filled in the New Year
And everything is wrong somehow
Bes Yaga took into circulation
And now she is in the village
Locked in pig stables.
In fairy tales, this is the first time
You will have to save the yagu right now.
The snag itself is to blame,
You can’t return it back for a year!
Who is the money "left"
That Svinsky appearance will acquire.
Yaga, so now, wait,
Western problems will solve its problems
We continue the fairy tale
Our plot moves forward.
... in a remote village on the edge
In a crooked and small hut
The old man lived, he was married
On a good old old woman
Let's go to visit them
And we will see everything in more detail.

The decoration of a village hut, grandfather sits at the table, is busy with his business. Grandfather's song on the melody of Lyube "Birch"

New Year on the threshold I am glad for the holiday
I am happy when the Christmas tree sparkles with lights
Soon the grandmother will return from the club back
And let the table quickly sets
I love when the vodka cools frost
And the dumplings on the table in the cup plays with a ferry
The smell of needles and meat caresses my nose
And saliva flows to the chin

To become hot in the stomach again
In the head to make it rustled slightly
Someone gently put a palm on his shoulder
And we will tighten the song timid

Only in the house we have at least a ball
And the last time I sew up the last time
I have nothing to go for a visit today
Where they are waiting and always poured
I will lie on the sofa, I turn on the TV
Exactly at midnight, as always, I wish
What I want and heart I want
What I constantly dream about.

Grandfather: Well, the holiday is coming
New Year people celebrate
And I'm in business all and worries
No one will pour glasses.
I myself ran to the club
The folklore signed up in the circle
On stage, tea, go sings
And no one will pour me.
Why eat tasty
She has only songs in her mind
I will forget at least a rooster
After all, there is a hunt, even though you crack.

(Grandfather leaves the hut, but soon returns very surprised)

Grandfather: I did not drink wine today,
I should not be buggy.
Three pigs in our stable
Like in a fantastic movie.
So what could it be
And how to explain all this?
After all, rats cannot at all
There are such large animals to give birth!
But be that as it may, they,
Lying in straw three.
This is a gift for the holiday
Now we’re brewing stew.
So, the knife must be sharpened,
Poster the pots quickly wash
So that for the holiday of paired pork
How should I bit.

(The grandmother of fun, ruddy enters)

Grandma: Grandfather, tell me why those knife
Or the dining room is not good
Who are you going to cut them
Or caught a chronic louse?
In the refrigerator we have
Fuck and kvass porridge
You don't need a knife at all
Spoons will be just right.

Grandfather: We have a miracle in our stable
Three pigs lie beautifully
Right now, I will whine one for the holiday
Get the pan vividly!

Grandma: Come on, grandfather, come here,
And look into my eyes
Breathe in the nose! Your stash
Already broke down.

Grandfather: Sober, grandmother like glass
And I have not drank for a long time.
Here are the cross, in the shed of the pig
They are playing dominoes!

Grandma: What are they playing? In dominoes?!
One thing is clear to me now:
What is your thin roof
I have already moved for a long time.
You already have
Demons stood in the way
This is a white fever
How you don't twist it.

Grandfather: I am in sober reason now
I don't drink quarters a day
I see one way out -
Let's go look together.
Well, you will choose the way
Who we will eat today.

(Grandfather with a grandmother leave. The decoration of a trunk. Pigs are sitting in Khove, playing dominoes. Grandfather with a grandmother enters the stable, the grandmother faints)

Grandfather: What, with happiness, went awesome?
Correctly. Such a thing!
Three cool piglets
They sit in our courtyard.

(Grandfather brings the grandmother to life)

Grandma: What am I? Where I am? Pigs ...
Oh good guys.
I probably also have
The roof moved once.

Grandfather: Everything is in order, everything is in place.
After all, they do not go crazy together.
Santa Claus for the New Year
He gives out gifts to everyone
Apparently came at night
That pigs put it.
Choose while you are here
Which we will eat.

Yaga (pigs, grandfather with a grandmother):
That the lips rolled out
Did not feed, did not caress
Come on scum went from here
Only you have seen you here!

(Grandmother again faints)

Yaga (piglets): I have a sort of business
Well, specifically tired
You have to call a demon here
To return your view.

Author: The fairy tale moves forward
Soon, soon the New Year.
The case in the fairy tale accepts
Unpleasant turnover.
All dead end. Yaga in prison,
The demon was able to get lost more often
So the staff will not return
Santa Claus will not come to us
For the first time in a hundred centuries
Cancel the New Year.
We were carried away, no doubt
It is necessary to correct the plot
Otherwise for such fairy tales
Again we keep the answer.
What to do how to be
How to change the tale
All hope for frost
Change the situation.

(The scenery of the winter forest. Bes. Clating coins appears)

Unclean: Tired of me, I will not save
This figs are ringing coins
I can't listen anymore
This accompaniment.
Someone in the old days said:
... "People die for metal ..."
And then he added:
... "Satan runs the ball there ..."
Stupidity this ringing of metal
So hesitated me.
Finding a storyteller to find
Yes, give him in the face
So that such stupid fairy tales
I did not dare to write anymore.
So I will sit on the stump
Maybe take a bit from an hour
And I will go to Santa Claus
Return this squirrel.

(Bemo settles on a stump, falls asleep. Santa Claus and Snow Maiden appear)

Father Frost: I really became old
Somewhere I lost the staff
It has all the power of Santa Claus
How did I do so.

Snow Maiden: Grandfather, you remember, went through the forest
Through the jungle, through the stumps,
Like a beautiful Christmas tree
We found in a dark one.
How you sat down on a stump
Cones shook out of boots,
I got up, then corrected the bathrobe
He took the bag on his back
And here you set aside
Probably a meal.

(Santa Claus notices sleeping on the stump of demon)

Father Frost: Quietly, granddaughter, we are lucky
There was heated on the stump
And in his hands he holds a staff
As if gophers grazing.

Snow Maiden: Grandfather, look, he is sleeping,
You hear the whole forest sniff
Take the staff soon
And let him sit.

Father Frost: No, let's wake him up!
What he managed to do
With my magical staff,
It is necessary to interrogate the demon.
Wake up, Pokhindey,
And tell me soon
Is everything with a staff in order
Just do not dare to lie to me.

Unclean: Hello, grandfather's native
My dear Savior,
Take your club
Well, I went home.
I have to meet a holiday for me,
Rich table set
Well, why did I go in peace ...

Father Frost: So my friend, stand!
I smelled something
Once you got so.
Tell everything in detail
What and where did you do!

Unclean: What can I tell you
I walked through the forest, I see to curse ...
The stump stick is worth
The tinsel rustles.
In the meantime, I was waiting for you
So dozed a little.
Well, what, will I go or something
On the unclean ball.

Father Frost: You deceive, Balda,
There are kikimor from the pond,
And me, stump, horned,
You will never deceive.
Now let's go for
Or turn into an icicle
I will only omit the staff
And your tin disappeared.

(Bes fall to knees)

Unclean: Draw up with confession
To give the deadline not long
I will tell everything that I did
I keep my word.
That he was magical, I did not know
I accidentally made money
And all the old coins
From all over the earth in the forest he collected.
I accidentally stole a stup
Rather, I stood nearby,
Yaga made a desire
I only pounded the staff.
Yaga has overcome greed
I wanted a lot of diamonds,
And stopped exactly
In three pretty piglets
Now they have a grandfather with a grandmother
In the barn, they are lying side by side.

Father Frost: Well, how stupid you are, dear friend,
After all, this staff around
The whole world would be able to change ...
Eh, turn a pig of a pig.
Let's go to. Show the paths
How my grandfather with a grandmother is to find.
Those piglets to Yaga back
I need to urgently turn.
Otherwise, a fabulous balance
Will be disturbed with us.
She is in many Russian fairy tales
He plays his role now.

(Everyone leaves the scene. The hut of grandfather and grandmother. Santa Claus, Snow Maiden, unclean)

Unclean: Moroz Ivanovich, come in,
Well, there is no one here, look.
They probably already ate yagu
She has no other way.
Yes, and why to spin it,
Starts to interfere with you again
Take me to your aid,
A bag, for example, to drag yours.

Father Frost: Let's go to the barn faster, unclean.
And if we are not lucky
Then I, Kozlina erysipelas,
Straight in the stable and put in the consumption.

(They come out of the hut. The decoration of the barn. There are three connected pigs in the barn, in the mouths of the gag, near them grandfather and grandfather)

Grandfather Granny, choose soon
What is more tastier and fatter.
I will cook barbecue quickly,
And you weld delicious cabbage soup.

Grandma: So, this long and eared,
In addition, he is very moslavny,
Then on Easter they are
We are jellied by brewing cool.
And this something is not growing
Let it wait a bit
We will feed him to the Trinity
And the neighbor will take it to the bazaar.
This one will be just right.
See profile and anfas
Let's get it and get it
He will be now.
... oh grandfather, look, on that side
I feel unclean in the window.
He comes to us at the door of the barn
Again something is bad for me.

(Grandma faints. Santa Claus, Snow Maiden, unclean) enter the barn)

Father Frost: (Grandfather) I'm Santa Claus, they are with me
You’re back to the grandmother of feelings
And the mouths of these piglets
You carefully unravel.

(Grandma comes to his senses. Grandfather pulls the gags from the piglets)

Yaga (piglets): Morozushko, save it soon
From these barbarians - people
I realize, I almost disappeared,
And all of their greed.
Forgive me, I'm to blame
Return my appearance I ask you back
And I will not take revenge on anyone
And I will not forget beauty forever.

Father Frost: Magic staff wake up
Let the magic rise upward
And who was it, let it become.
Yaga appeared before us!

(Baba Yaga appears, piglets remain in place)

Baba Yaga: Oh how nice it is to feel
Again your figure, become.
I was afraid that in the lead
We'll have to celebrate the New Year.
(For piglets)
And these are five sitting
They look with greedy eyes
I'm. They must disappear
All these three piglets.

Father Frost: Yes, it’s a pity or something, let them live
They have already warmed up here
Let the grandfather and grandmother on the holiday
Great happiness will be brought.
And time rushes all forward
And now it is midnight
Let's congratulate all your friends
And stand in a friendly round dance.

(Everyone goes to the forefront)

E p and l o g
Father Frost: Happy New Year to you,
Let your dreams come true!
Wish You happiness and health
Love, good luck, beauty!

Snow Maiden: Let the mood in the New Year
Will not be able to overshadow anything
To always surround you
Only joyful faces.

Grandfather: Let the abundant on the tables
It happens to you more often
And if something piglets
Let the demon from the thicket will send you.
Grandma in love live and in Lada
Let kindness surround you.
Scandals, gossip never
Let them not violate the silence

Baba Yaga: And let dreams come true
But do not make in vain
What you live without
Easy, confidently, fine.

Piglets: Let not friends or enemies
They will not fit the pig insidiously,
But only a reliable shoulder
You will always help you at a difficult hour.
Unclean and never do it -
What to do in life do not know how to do
And you will live another hundred years
And you have time to grow grandchildren.

"New Year turnip"-a tale-transmit for a cheerful corporate party

"New Year's turnip"-a tale-transmit for a cheerful corporate party:

Choosing actors - They are ranging in text:
The wise is grandfather
The sweetest - turnip
She will stop the horse for a gallop, and she will enter the burning hut - Grandma
Young girl, innocence itself (better in jeans/ Who have headphones?) - granddaughter
The most (s) cheerful (s)-bug
The most white and furry is a cat
The most graceful (s)-mouse
Two or three fastest - an ambulance team

We choose the Snow Maiden all together.

Turnip in a new way:
Grandfather was planted on a turnip ... The turnip grew big, big!
Grandfather went to tear: pulling, pulling ..., cannot pull it out!
Grandfather called a grandmother ...
She came, shifting from foot to foot, grandmother ...
Cursed on her grandfather ..., tapped on the reptka
Grandma for grandfathers, grandfather for the turnip ... -
They pull, pull ..., they can’t pull it out!
Grandma called her granddaughter ... A granddaughter came ...
Saluted her grandfather ..., kicked on the reptka ...,
Shoved a grandmother with her elbow ... granddaughter for a grandmother,
Grandma for grandfathers, grandfather for the turnip ... -
They pull, pull ..., they can’t pull it out!
I called my granddaughter a bug ...
A bug came. Licked my grandfather ...
I set the turnip ..., tore the tights of the grandmother ...,
I tried to break something to my granddaughter ...
Bug for the granddaughter, granddaughter for the grandmother,
Grandma for grandfathers, grandfather for the turnip ... -
They pull, pull ..., they can’t pull it out!
The bug called a cat ... A cat came ...
Grandfather broke on his feet ..., sniffed the turnip ...,
She purred the grandmother ..., walked away granddaughter ...,
I meowed a bug ... cat for a bug,
Bug for the granddaughter, granddaughter for the grandmother,
Grandma for grandfathers, grandfather for the turnip -
They pull, pull ..., they can’t pull it out!
I called the cat a mouse ... The mouse came ...
She squeaked in her grandfather ..., nibbled the turnip ...,
Made a terrible face to the grandmother ...
I walked away my granddaughter ...
I winked at the bug ..., showed the tongue to the cat ...
Mouse by the cat
Cat by the bug,
Bug for the granddaughter,
Granddaughter for a grandmother,
Grandma for grandfathers,
Grandfather for the turnip-pull, pull ..., they can’t pull it out!

And they began to think together who else can be called so quickly to help ...

An ambulance team arrived ...
Made an indirect heart massage to the grandfather ...,
They listened to the heartbeat at the turnip ...
Diagnosed renal failure in the grandmother ...,
Breathing his mouth in the mouth of the granddaughter ...,
Caught the flea at the bug ...,
They found pregnancy in a cat ...,
They pulled out a tooth of wisdom at the mouse ...

Ambulance team for the mouse:
Mouse by the cat
Cat by the bug,
Bug for the granddaughter,
granddaughter for a grandmother,
Grandma for grandfathers,
Grandfather for the turnip -
They pull, pull ..., they can’t pull it out!

And they all began to think together who else could be called to the rescue.

The Snow Maiden came out:
Winked at her grandfather ...
I squinted at the turnip ...
She nodded to the grandmother ...
I kissed my granddaughter on my cheek ...
Busted a bug ...
I stroked the cat ...
The mouse was scared ...
I hugged an ambulance team ...

I bowed to the belt to all our heroes, and says:
But how are you, on New Year's Eve, and without champagne? Well pour it!
And they poured and drank. And then they began to pull the turnip.
Snegurochka for an ambulance team,
Ambulance team for the mouse,
Mouse by the cat
Cat by the bug,
Bug for the granddaughter,
granddaughter for a grandmother,
Grandma for grandfathers,
Grandfather for the turnip -
Pull-pull ..., pulled out the turnip!

And here the general glee began!
The grandmother grabbed a cat in her arms, and let's twist her cheerfully!
Grandfather began to hug and kiss his granddaughter in joy!
The mouse and bug spinning in the whirlwind of the Polish!
The ambulance team raised a turnip and began to throw it into the air!
The Snow Maiden danced around them and clapped her hands!
General glee, apotheosis!
The fairy tale has ended, thank you all!

Fairy Tale-Relief for the New Year for the host-"Wolves and Heifers"

Fairy Tale-transmission for the New Year for the host-"Wolves and Heifers":

(Each participant reads by phrase)

Measure life by horoscope
He taught China to Europe
Symbols of the cycle
The meaning of life gives
Horse year, snake,
Either the dragon, then tiger.
Ahead - bypass year,
What awaits everyone this year?
Off of anxiety and doubt
Time of reincarnation.
I gave out masks to each
New Year's carnival.
(Against the background of music)
Characters for selection
The wolf Tambov-call Egor-Rr.
Next to him is the tribes toothy,
Lobotryas and Darmoed,
Sticks to his uncle like a patch
And his name is Rachmet
Chick old Malanya,
From the master's influence
Will soon move for a hill.
Not a barrier our fence?
There she is her native faith
Excesses for a career,
Katka daughter grazes with her,
Who will achieve her horns,
The heart of the chick will break
Will he take it to his stall?
But so far the question is such
I did not dare by itself.
The rest of the characters
Kind, evil, passers -by, guards,
Everything that moves the plot
Cordlete will create.
I ask the guests of everyone in the hall
Do not get bored and not yawn,
In the New Year's Carnival
Everyone take part ...
Light fades, lodges fell silent
Start, the lot is thrown ...

Tribes:
My uncle of the most honest rules
Looking at the fresh calendar
How to howl on the moon made me
The story took out how he lived.
(20 years ago)
Not for food, for interest
Worked as a nurse of the forest,
He understood a lot about the hunt,
Like, he killed, but not crippled,
He was noted more than once.
A seasoned real wolf!
And here is one beautiful May
Carried out on the moose.
The stomach brought the forest guy
Egorushka wandered into the shepherd
Eyes burn, sparkling teeth
Around there are lamb fur coats
And something carefully chew
Between them goats scurry
And they play loudly playfully
The picture with oil, everything is beautiful.
And just gathered, well done
Remove fur coats from three to five sheep
How it came out, putting faces
Cow, hatching eyes!
It shakes with a powerful amendment
Hoofs nervously hits the earth
And he says, barely restraining anger.
But not avoiding strong words.

On stage, the old wolf and the cow of Malanya.

Cow:
I touched me with his insidiousness.
I will twist into a bull horn.
I will bury you in the stack
Why climbed into our warm house
Well, go back into the forest.

Wolf:
Fi, how vulgar and insulting you turn to me:
An intellectual, a well -deserved health worker.
A guest came to you,
The soul is open
I heard the elite lives here
In the elite complex of resident
And the purpose of a sudden visit
To ignite you with a star dream.
Miss World! Beauty contest
Among the sheep! That's cool!
Prizes, gifts and currency
And photos in the playboy
After all, each sheep is worthy
Present your fur and kurdyuk
To the judgment of refereeing and friends.

Cow:
Oh you, cunning robber gray
You're lying, I see in my eyes ...
To my question, pretty bold
Answer, and the chicks can you go to you?

Wolf:
Naturally,
You have charm, horns and ears.
I suggest you become a leading
At this holiday, the big
Let's make lists and start
Hey sheep, just do not push
Who wants to sign up for the stars.
Build in Otaru and after me.

(Sheep training dance).

Choreographer:
The gait is languid, the eyes are relaxed.
Let's go to me. Bolder. We hold a smile
We throw our legs. Do not bleat, head, above your head!
Periodically, the wolf drags some sheep from the stage. It is noticeable that the number of participants is reduced. A very fat wolf comes out.

Wolf:
And who are the judges? Oh yes! I completely forgot.
So it was I judged them all.
Checked growth and exterior
And delightful manners.
Briskets, shanks and goglyashki,
Pashina, neck and outlet,
My invigorating delicious ones
I return to the dark forest.

Cow:
Where are all the participants of the Miss World?
Who won, after all?

Wolf (thoughtfully):
Do not create an idol for yourself.
Do not accept other gifts.
(I caught up)
... And the winner you
No one can compare with you
Here is a prize - tickets abroad
My genius of pure beauty.
In the midst of alpine meadows
And green oak trees
Cut on the grass
Legs upside down
Mon amie is around
Be happy there
I would be with you
Banged B.
Oreevoir!

Wolf dance.

Young Wolf:
20 years have passed
It seems the smallest
Measured knock of the clock
Old age is approaching
At the beasts on Earth
The term is released short
And the sheep does not dare
And the wolf is already meek.

Old wolf:
It's time to eat the wolf
Where is oatmeal
And low -fat kefir?
I'll start, perhaps
(putting on gloves)
Wolf Pir!

The young on the tray brings porridge and kefir. A plate and a bag of kefir are tied to the rope. The old wolf is trying to catch, and the young pushes back. The game goes to guests to tables.

Old wolf:
All! Enough! Wait! Enough!
The warm -up is over.
Excellent promenade
Noisy in my ears, back so painful
The hunting excitement is missing!
(drinks kefir)
What's new?

Young Wolf:
- The New Year is in the world.
And the year of the bull is about to be coming.
And everywhere dark banner
Expert warning:
Look, they will cancel the shnaps;
Economic collapse;
The embargo is also crushed by obstacles;
Prohibitions; vile laws.
Income in minus
And the costs are plus.
And a new union has been created!

Old wolf:
Is the cow a new symbol of the year?
So it means all of it is alone
Prepares horns for the people
(We will get in full)
I know how to settle everything.
Immediately, we are going to Paris
We will leave your homeland for a while.
Are you standing in his tracks?
We'll meet with a cow, I hope.
Thus, we will take the trouble.
Let's get together sooner
I see you sleep on the go.

Funny music. The fees of the suitcase. The young hit himself with a suitcase and was cut down.

Tribes:
Here are things collected, forward
Express is lucky to the airport.
Sendings of bags of suitcases
Advertising shields, screens
The latter would pass the latter
And end up in Duty Free
Take a couple of bubbles on the chest
So that life seem more fun.
And feeling like a hussar
Breathe in flight fumes.

The dictator's voice announces a landing for the Moscow-Paris flight.

Tribes:
Uncle Yegor look, look
Palaces, fountains, shops at home
Bicycles are inferior to limousines,
Creation of Eiffel and Champs Elysees
And the smell of coffee, croissants and wine.
Paris, Paris saw you ...
But, thank God, I survived!

Musical numbers are held.

Old wolf:
- Your eyes scribble without stopping
Faster than an automatic rifle.
Lie tribes, we are not savage tea
Take off your paws from Parisians.

Tribes:
- Let, uncle; The chick goes
And here is another, more ...
She will drive crazy
Each chick has both charm and buttocks
Everything that is always hidden under the tail of the wolf.
- Cherchez la femme - the French say
We will find you the best option.

A competition for the most beautiful ass is held:
We take out six ladies.

Chick Katka: (composes)
Once I will go slowly
With a fatu white on the horns
And ribbons in the wool will be woven
Hide hooves in boots
I will not call him a goat,
And affectionately: "My Gobby Grozny"
And Mendelsson under the chime
Suddenly crushed under the star of the starry
Ma. Well ma!

Malanya: Not “ma”, but “mu”. What do you want?

Chick Katka: The newspapers write that the next year is ours.

Malanya: Newspapers? You chew them, not read them.

Chick Katka: Fu-u. This is fast food from him.
Nevertheless, why people dedicated people to us, cows for a year.

Malanya: So they milk someone, they love.

Chick Katka: I feel that the coming year will be special.
After all, this is my year too.

Malanya: Natural laws.
Instincts plus hormones.
The daughter grew up, but there was a nonsense ..
(Katka sings about love)

Chick Katka: Ma. Well ma!

Malanya: Not “ma”, but “mu”. What do you do not understand?

Chick Katka: Let's make a desire.

Malanya: Only one? And why only we ...

A wolf quietly appears in the hall. A scarf is thrown onto it. (A passage from Bremen musicians "Robbers ... dead) sounds

Malanya: And who has bloodthirsty dreams here
You you…

Old wolf:
Well, Malanya
The vague memories crept together.
Ovcharnya, beauty contest.
I sat together and you
Victory travel abroad
Sorry let you go then, dumbass.
I did not remember, I feel, about me
And I drowned the separation in wine.
Burned like a candle at work
To the gum, the teeth were erased on the hunt.
You are an offended to the tip of the tail
Range and ribs, skin and oil.

Malanya:
But, but do not touch my slender camp
There is a law here, you are too tough for you.
Why did you come?

Old wolf:
So, talk
See you, drink, eat you
I hope I heard, we meet a bull -haired year
And the people have a foreboding of adversity,
To protect yourself from adversity,
We’ll miss the New Year bad.
We will eat you as a symbol of the year.
We immediately turn all the troubles in happiness.

Malanya:
The mind is weakened, or you rave with a bandage.
But it is immediately clear that you are not friends with the head.
Laws are not familiar to wolves.
You will eat me, but there are millions of us.
There are not enough teeth, it will pour anger.
And the year of the bull, in no way, do not cancel.

Old wolf:
Ah, so, nephew, claws to battle.
For all the insults, we will deal with you.

Malanya:
Come on, daughter, give on pies.
I will stand here, and you run from all the hooves.

(Running around the hall)

Tribes:
Enough, stand, let's forget the old one.
Although we are animals, but, in fact, people
It's time for us to restore the world together
Wolves and chicks need to live in the world.

Chick Katka: How strong you are!

Tribes: - Strength is safe when love in the chest glow passionately.

Chick Katka: - How brave you are.

Tribes: - If you are nearby. In short, the cartoon "Madagascar" watched.

Chick Katka: - Yes.

Tribes: - There Lev was friends with Zebra?

Chick Katka: - Yes.

Tribes: - And we are red. The wolf and chick fell in love right from the Christmas tree!

Chick Katka: Let's go to the bathhouse, take a warm shower
And immediately we go to the premiere in Mulen-Rug.

Malanya:
Where are you children.
From time immemorial
Will not be with a chick
Friendship of the wolves.

Old wolf:
Where is there! They cannot be kept.
Watch how fun they have fun.

Malanya:
Well, what is toothy, in the year of the cows of passionate
The prospects for us seem to be clear.

old wolf:
At least sometimes we are unlucky in life.
Happiness shines us every New Year.
Happy new year friends!

Scenario of Tales-Transferences for the New Year-"New Year's adventures of the king and his sons"

Scenario of fairy tale-lifting for the New Year-“New Year's adventures of the king and his sons”:

Queen:
Ah, how years they fly ...
Our children grow up,
And the mind is not a penny!

Tsar:
The youngest looks like me!

Queen:
Oh, yes, everything is in you - lazy people!
Only football and beer know beer.

Tsar:
Well, what should we be now?

Queen:
You need to urgently marry them!
Wives will put their brains for them,
Live in a new way.

(Three sons appear, with a football and with beer)

Tsar:
Here is my father's order -
We decided to marry you!

Younger son:
It’s too early for us to get married ...

Queen:
It’s not good to argue with dad!

Tsar:
You guys need
Real wife.
Because of the goodwill
Go to the field tomorrow
And shoot the white light.

Middle Son:
What is this nonsense?

Queen:
No, not nonsense!
The arrow will indicate
Where are your brides await you.

Tsar:
Tomorrow by evening should
I see your wives.

(The king with the queen leave)

Younger son:
Bad our business, brothers!

The eldest son:
Ah, do not worry.
Let's go out into the field at dawn
Yes, and let's go on the arrow,
But we will tie a grenade to her!

Middle Son:
Well, what about the priest?

The eldest son:
So the arrow, they say, raised -
And from happiness she died.

Shoot in the other direction of the scene. Three brides come out of there: toad, rat and pig.

Bride-jab:
Here are our grooms.

Bride-Crust:
Cute, Hi-hee!

Bride-Svina:
My good is the most healthy!

Middle Son:
How they got into ...

Younger son:
Oh, mom ...

The eldest son:
Where did you buy grenades?

Younger son:
At school, at the military
Changed Gin to the box.

The eldest son:
So training, club!

(Enter the king with the queen)

Middle Son:
Brothers, the priest is coming ...

Bride-jab:
Well, girls, go ahead!

Tsar:
Well, where are your brides?

Bride-Crust:
Here we are…

Bride-Svina:
Hello, dad!

Tsar:
Zhaba ... Rat ... and a pig!

Queen:
Zoo, not a family!

Bride-Crust:
By birth, I am a rat
And my name is Larisa.
Kiss me soon!
I will become your forever.

Younger son:
I don't want to marry her!
Better to drown right away!

Bride-Crust:
Do not be stubborn, dear!
We will climb with you
According to the palace in the basements -
There are always grub in bulk!
They will be rattled to your own name -
Every year fifty!

The eldest son:
Everyone will devour, and we are in addition!

Tsar:
I'll go hide the crown!

Queen:
We do not need so many rats!
Where is the cat?
Kitty Kitty Kitty…

(Behind the scene: Mo-I-oh !!!! Rat runs away)

Bride-jab:
I am from the genus toads of marsh.
For you, dear, willingly
I'll get married now.
Kiss me at least once -
You will be excited in earnest.
We are not a minute in bed
We will spend, but for a whole year.
KVA !!!
We replenish Zhabius Rod!

The eldest son:
Bryus!

Middle Son:
I went!

Younger son:
That's disgusting!

Bride-jab:
Isn't I a joy to you?

Middle Son:
Better in the pool head
Than in one bed with you!

Bride-jab:
I am Kvakushka, young.
Divide the pillow with me!

Tsar:
And the French, they say,
They eat in the restaurants of toads,
So that male power to grow.

Queen:
I would weld it to you
And for dinner she served ...

Bride-jab:
Do not wait!
I left! (runs away)

Bride-Svina:
I am Khavronya Kabanova,
Fatual and healthy.
Consists with me
Boisting English tribal.
I love to wallow in the mud
Fucking a steam room, eat,
Like all my relatives.
Well, go, kiss me!

The eldest son:
Look for another cartilage!

Tsar:
I love the jelly, however ...

Queen:
Exactly. Pitting food!
Urgently cooks here!

Tsarevna-Svina:
It’s too early for me in jelly! (runs away)

Middle Son:
To be we, brothers, unmarried!

Tsar:
But next year
I will find your brides myself!

Fairy Tale-New Year 2023-"Santa Claus and Neptune"

Fairy Tale-New Year 2023-"Santa Claus and Neptune":

Father Frost: Well, Neptune, you got attached
Probably Lishka has been gone?
What are these sins here?
Yes, this is the right to trifle
I knew more sins:
Someone wrapped up
Someone pushed so things
The whole pension went into the basket
And by someone's command
Our accumulations disappeared
Here from those sins are not to see
And the working people should help.

Neptune: Who wants - that I will help ...
I will protect everyone from the evil eye,
And I will bring pleasure
I will deliver from all sins at once
But before starting to treat
The glass must be skipped
We pour everyone at once and in full
Yes, drain the balm to the bottom.

Father Frost: And I am not averse, friends, raise
And all health will wish
Let happiness be for you in the New Year
Will certainly enter the house
Hold the door to the back of the door
And wait for his phenomena ...

Neptune: (takes out a pulverizer from the bag)
Wait, frost, wish
I am ready to wash off sins
Today I wash off all sins
And I clean the biofield
From dirt recruited for a year
Who believes will leave clean
And in the evening the water pray
If you please learn immediately.

Father Frost: Water and air - two elements
Important to us now in Russia
And based on our meetings
We must protect all this

Neptune: The water is live, everything washes away
And our body cleanses
And now I'm very happy
Make this ceremony here
I sprinkle all with water with a holy
I will wash the sins and dirt
And I ask you not to be lazy
Before the new year everyone would wash
And the glorious New Year
Agreement will bring you

Father Frost: Blizzard let the new year
He will smoke all health
The wind blows all ailments
On the cold courtyard

Neptune: Will bring everyone the New Year
A lot of joyful troubles
And work for the soul
But not at all for a penny

Father Frost: Let the snow spun spun
What would your faces brighten
A sly moon
In the night of love deprives sleep

Neptune: Let one of the bright stars
Will give our talents growth
Our thought will raise upward
May friends decorate life!
Together: Happy New Year!

New Year's fairy tale-adults in verses-"Three Pigs"

New Year's fairy tale-adults in verses-"Three Pigs":

Leading:
Good evening
Dear friends!
And today we congratulate you
From the bottom of your heart we wish you all
Let this New Year
You will bring you
More joy and laughter
In the affairs of success, in love of success,
Always pleasant, bright days
Health for yourself and for friends,
And for relatives of all the same
The World God will give you.
And sadness, misfortunes and trouble
Leave in the past year.
Do not meet them again
Let love reign in the heart!
So that you don't miss today
And this meeting was remembered
And not just songs, dance,
And the representation, a joke-tale.
Fairy tale-tale, but it has a hint
Good fellows - a lesson.

(Naf-naf pigs sits at the phone at the table, he thinks, writes, on the table a bunch of papers, glasses. Nuf-nuf and nif-nifs are pacing and full of pride in themselves, satisfied, preen, look at everyone with a desire to boast of themselves.)

Nuf-nuf:
Turn off for an hour from business,
Look how tanned!
Was at sea, in Bagams,
Oh, what the sun is Tama!

NIF-NIF: (stroking himself in a sports figure)
No, you look here soon
Will you find me stronger.
The health of everyone is more important, guys,
And we are healthy and rich!

Nuf-nuf:
I grabbed the boots there!
And what, brothers, cats
They wanted to break me
They only looked at me.
For a whole year I would be there,
Yes, how you offend the local ladies.
And they are sweet, I see
I will not offend anyone.

(Sends a kiss sitting, winks)

NIF-NIF:
Ah, I recently Hyerda
Such a mummy sent
That I will live up to 100 years,
Not like this skeleton.
(Indicates nuf nufa)

Nuf-nuf:
I bought a fur coat from the mink
Angorka sweaters,
From a crocodile purse,
Let everyone envy me.

(Indicates other piglets and spectators)

NIF-NIF:
And I, in the pool, was yesterday,
I bought a overseas mud,
Legs smeared and fillet,
I will also be healthier.

Nuf-nuf
How do you celebrate the New Year?
What are you silent like an idiot?
What did you get here,
While I was a lot of friends?

Naf-Naf: (Modestly, reluctantly answers)
Yes, here, I drank the money
I bought a new farm,
Hired a whole staff,
I work from morning to night, friends.

Nuf-nuf: (clinging, draws circles with an toe)
Naf, you asked me, by the way,
Get something from plumbing,
I'm sorry, I didn't get it
I didn't get into that market ...
It is closed, then registered,
That is the time for the Aunt is visiting.

Naf-Naf:
Do not be sad! I bought everything
Changed all the plumbing

NIF-NIF:
Ah, I see that my friend is sweet
You blocked the roof of Ninche,
The fence changed, planted trees,
Yes ... your village blooms.

Naf-Naf:
Yes, blooms! Yes, there is a thought
The fleet is still to bother
I will carry cattle to the city
So as not to feed speculators.

Nuf-nuf:
O! At the same time you will ride me
To my girlfriends - Zoke, Katya,
Cool chicks I will say
As I remember them, I tremble.
New Year I celebrate there,
Oh, and I pump up in the insole,
I will come off on New Year's Eve
Whoever meets how it lives.

Naf-Naf: (Responds to a calling phone)
How much milk was given?
Have you brought a bull to you?
You call more often, Petya! (Puts the phone)
(Turns to nuf nufa)
Where does the wife meet? Children?

Nuf-nuf:
Yes, what is my wife to me, what do I have children?
I live once in the world
Drink, walk, as long as here,
In the next world they will not give.

NIF-NIF:
I despise your poison
I celebrate the new year with walruses,
I get in the bathhouse, ate,
I will not be growing up to a hundred years.
And yesterday I bought for children
Italian I have pills
Drink two tablets.
The infection will immediately disappear.

Naf-Naf:
And who, nufini, will come to us
For the 2000th year?
Who will lead the century
And the year will rule?

Nuf-nuf:
I was told that the tiger
Very formidable and strong.
Breathing with fire
The soul freezes.

(Enters the tiger)

Tiger:
Who remembers the tiger?
And without seeing it dies?
(Nuf-nuf faints)
Here you go! I didn't say words
And one has already fallen.
Get your friend, take 100 grams
And I'll give you a gift.

(Addresses the audience)

They say I'm very formidable
All me are afraid of me.
Opening a new century
Always afraid of a person.
And looking around a century ago
With fear, bulging your eyes.
What did you get here?
The country was completely ruined.
Good to the body plundered
You can hardly collect it now.
The poor made people
The kings were divorced here.
Not kings ... sorry ... moment,
And as them ... these ... presidents.
People are dying in war ...
And all the anger was attributed to me.
I do not agree in the fundamental
And I will intervene in the affairs of people.
And I'll start with the beginning of the century
I am correcting a person.
I flew to you to Togliatti
There are many very important things.
Who was recovered - I besiege
And who worked - reward.
Let's start with you guys
Come, pigs!
(Addresses the NIF-NIFU)
You are healthy, friend, body
So do a good business
True neighboring children
Your friends improve your friends!
(Turns to nuf nufa)
Nuf-nuf! You like to dress
And get drunk on the pig,
You will now be supplied
And you will forget about the girls.
Dress the warmth people,
Do not take alcohol in your mouth.
(Turns to the NAF-NAFU)
On 'F! You already have everything
You don't regret the strength for business
I will send you good luck
Happiness, joy in addition.
So further refuel,
Learn and help others.
(Addresses the audience)
And I, ladies, congratulations to you
What to give you, I don't know at all
I only know - New Year
Something new will bring.
Who grieves - that fun
Who lived closely - so housewarming
Who troubled is wealth
Who is lonely with a friend Brotherhood
Who is indecisive, that is courage
That everyone would like love.
Dare - you will achieve everything
And heal excellently
Health to you and your children,
All beautiful in the world.
In life, you don't pump up
Get congratulations
One by one you come
And get gifts.