A large collection of New Year's ditties for adults.
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- New Year ditties for adults - a collection for the celebration of the year Tiger 2022
- Comic New Year ditties for adults
- Cool New Year ditties for adults
- Funny New Year ditties for adults
- New Year's ditties for adults from Baba Yaga
- New Year's ditties for adults for corporate
- New Year ditties for adults about the Snow Maiden
- New Year ditties for adults - from Santa Claus
- Festive New Year ditties for adults at the table
- Table New Year ditties for adults
- Video: cool New Year ditties. Super congratulations Happy New Year!
New Year ditties for adults - a collection for the celebration of the year Tiger 2022
New Year ditties for adults - a collection for celebrating the year Tiger 2022:
The tiger comes to visit us
Open the doors!
Let the gifts be surprised
Everyone who believes in a fairy tale!
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He is big, toothy
But he knows how to relax!
Well, more fun guys
It's time to meet a tiger year!
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Do not fit for a tiger
Gifts under the Christmas tree.
Ordered 2 haystocks,
New WHO and Chick
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On the threshold the tiger is worth
He is embarrassed to go.
Pour it, guys,
Let it live!
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A tigress growls in the meadow,
She is always healthy to eat!
Salo eats and drinks vodka,
Soon he will devour me.
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You don't stand at the gate
Do not scratch!
There the tigress applied
Look, do not plunge!
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They say for the new year
All desires will come true
Just need to drink less,
And then they will be forgotten!
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Like a snowball in white cheeks
I kissed until the morning -
Did not run away, did not send
Not melted! Hooray!
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Like a hare, I will attach
I am an ears to the back of the head.
I'll go buy a Christmas tree,
And then a bottle!
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Honey does not come to me,
Only promised.
With a snow maiden under the Christmas tree
Every day meets!
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When the grandfather comes to visit,
Turn alcohol into ice!
Here the problem arises,
What should we celebrate the New Year?
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If the appetizer will end
We will not grieve:
The yard is full of icicles -
Enough to chew.
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And we dressed the Christmas tree -
Horror, how tired
And at the festive table
They just fell asleep.
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And I have been accumulating a sweet year
On a steep fur coat,
But she did not wait
And she went to Mishutka.
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God forbid the snowball
Smooth path.
Santa Claus will come to me
Right under the window!
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Santa Claus brought in a bag
We are a book "Kamasutra".
The husband did not go to work ...
I did not notice in the morning.
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Santa Claus, take a bag
Drink the ropes.
And get it soon
Fashionable scenes!
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Santa Claus, Santa Claus,
Shit my window
I'll run to meet you
Just paint the muzzle!
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Santa Claus with Snow Maiden
They go together.
In every house they pour
Grams for them two hundred!
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Santa Claus is such a handsome!
I fell in love with him.
If I were an icicle,
For him I broke up!
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Santa Claus, you for your work
There will be a premium:
Two pot -bellied cucumbers
Yes, and half a liter!
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Ah, like with grandfather Frost
I want to meet!
My beauty is not enough -
I am paying moonshine!
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Without Snow Maiden Santa Claus
Does not go to the village.
Who will deliver him home
After all the Christmas trees?
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Little vodka is cold in winter,
From the freezer, vodka immediately down!
The glasses are arranged - a whole round dance!
Fun, cheerfully celebrate the New Year!
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Past the winter salad
I don't go without jokes:
Then on the pants of the overturn,
I will lie in it with the face in it.
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My friends and I follow
In the New Year tradition:
First we visit the bathhouse,
And then the police!
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We are a window with snowflakes
They began to decorate together -
And now the window is not visible,
Go to bed or get up.
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The blizzard was hung out -
We are not upset:
After our feast
We fall into them together.
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I will dress up with a Snow Maiden
And sit down to Tarantas.
I will ride a village
Good people for show!
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In the New Year
One will end
And the other will begin a year!
Like a bubble: one will end
Following him - the second will come!
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In the New Year, such a life -
Not Pasha, not Mayas.
Two weekend weeks -
Sleep and hug!
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Go bolder on the New Year
What kind of path you want
And you at any home
They treat them with a pile!
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Funny holiday New Year
From Vladivostok comes to us!
Everyone has long been drunk there,
And they are probably sleeping ...
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So the New Year has passed,
And the hangover came ...
Calculate all the expenses
For such fun!
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Everyone ate, everything drank,
And they forgot to go home!
Everyone is snoring, opening your mouth ...
Here he is - New Year!
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Meet the New Year in the bath -
Cool tradition!
If anyone sores -
Splashi in it for water.
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Santa Claus, where did you go
Red mittens?
And when did you fill
Your eyes shameless?!
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Santa Claus you, Santa Claus,
Where are you hanging around all year?!
With a red nose, in midnight,
You are with a butter!
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Santa Claus, don't yawn,
And get the gifts.
If you want to quarrel
Let's fight, come on!
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Santa Claus I'm in a bag
I will make an audit.
He was going to give
I kiss a division!
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New Year's fun
It doesn't end for a long time:
We are thumping for two weeks
Then we hang out hanging!
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New Year, serpentine,
All in garlands, in confetti,
The store shines wine!
How can we pass by?
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New Year we will meet deftly,
And today is training.
We sought it to you ditties,
You spread your ears!
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We love the New Year very much
We are looking forward to the New Year,
To eat to the dump,
And then drink wine.
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New Year we always have
It is violently noted!
How it starts at the table -
Under the table ends.
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New Year's picture -
A man lies in the snow.
This is Grandfather Frost
He brought dad from the guests!
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Today, grandfather Frost
There will be Uncle Dima,
Because with a red nose
He walks without makeup.
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Well, you chose, my friend,
For myself a buttock:
Sound on the Snow Maiden,
A thin ice floe!
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Santa Claus, here's the trouble
Beard his knees.
Nowhere to go -
It climbs to kiss!
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Sting, sting I barley,
I switched to buckwheat.
Look - a cheerful new year
Rolls towards!
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Outside the window of snowflakes, a flock
They also drive a round dance.
Saying goodbye to the year old
We celebrate the New Year
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Outside the window the snow is swirling,
The snowstorm began.
It's time to celebrate the New Year,
Stop getting drunk!
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Hello Dedushka Moroz,
Cath beard!
You brought the Snow Maiden
From which room?
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Hello Dedushka Moroz!
Give me glasses ...
Did you bring me a pension?
Paid the receipts?
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Celebrating the New Year,
The whole people drink without measure.
There is fun until the morning
And then - a hangover will come!
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After the night of the New Year,
What is going on, you look:
Absolutely impossible
Get out to 03!
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Santa Claus invited
Old sclerotic.
And he is interested
Not at all erotica!
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I read my desire
Santa Claus and blushed.
Then he stuttered for a long time
And he did not look at the Snow Maiden.
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I remember my childhood
And this is conceived:
How much for Santa Claus
Is all debts listed?
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Semenych fir trees cut down
Under the spine.
Then he cut down Semenych
The fourth staff.
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The Snow Maiden has a cheek,
Thin waist,
Pens, legs, elbows,
Shayka and so on ...
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Kab was not old
Yes, even drunk -
I would dap the table on the table
And I would climb onto the spruce!
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How I brought a snow woman,
Look in the morning - one water.
So think, guess,
I got a lot!
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Santa Claus we asked
Put off a loan for us.
The old one in the bank was confused,
Frozen an account, a bandit!
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Santa Claus I loved
Santa Claus was amusing.
Every day he is on a Christmas tree
I hung a half -liter!
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Eh, once! Yes again!
New Year in the country with us!
For the fatherland is native
Let's drink forty times with you!
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I will put you in a row
Ninety Christmas trees,
Just don't pass by
Santa Claus, Milenok!
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I got dressed with the Snow Maiden,
The heart asks for a fairy tale!
How to me, I knew
Is Santa Claus
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I saved up for three months,
I bought a gift to the sweet.
He repeats under his breath:
"This is Santa Claus."
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I weaved a braid -
Prepared in the Snow Maiden.
And I have frost
There will be a son -in -law of my shurochka!
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I bought tea for myself
Turned - there is tobacco.
Santa Claus, go more often,
Don’t be afraid of dogs!
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I'm a cutie, you are Milenok
I am Kisul, you are my cat.
We will go with you under the Christmas tree
Sign up for a round dance!
Comic New Year ditties for adults
Comic New Year ditties for adults:
New Year as a nightmare
Everything floats in the fog.
Wash the vodka with beer
You can’t even in a frenzy!
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Senior manager under the Christmas tree
I pouted a condom
Their lust
Puzzling the team.
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If you are going to drink
We need to know your measure.
Because in the turmoil
You can fool off!
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In the New Year, I asked for love
I'm repeatedly
And for this year I ask:
Take it back!
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I remember my childhood
And this is conceived:
How much for Santa Claus
Is all debts listed?
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We have bottles on the table,
On a snack - vegetables ...
How much is the first day
Ambulance work!
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Everything is ready with doctors
On New Year's Eve
Shine with a bright spark
From the hemorrhoids of the candle.
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Santa Claus literally on the move
He did not give, a goat, a passage.
Despite all the tricks,
Planted, sunk, "carrots!"
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Santa Claus wrote
Eh, and Santa Claus.
I'm ready for a gift
Write at least an ostrich.
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We all got together
-This is not a joke!
Pour a glass
Those who are weak - on a glass!
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Santa Claus froze
Winter patterns,
I don't need to buy
On the windows curtains.
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Look - Santa Claus,
The undressing is running!
Sports are important for health,
- Remember this!
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In the New Year students
Drunk walks
And the teacher under the table
The notebook checks ...
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New Year's lights,
Christmas trees, gifts ...
Even sex for the new year
Very, very bright!
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The people drink two weeks
In the old year and in the New Year,
The whole country is walking by Gulmi,
Resting from worries.
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Now the snow is not enough.
What to rush in the New Year?
I will litter the whole cottage with cotton -
A drunk guest will not drive.
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Around the Christmas tree noise and laughter,
The kids are confused.
Santa Claus snores under a Christmas tree
Intoxicated.
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I am a thorny pan
Grandfather slapped under the Christmas tree.
And in the face and hands,
So that it does not climb to my underpants!
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New Year's Eve - Snow,
Cold, snowstorms.
And we are dear under the Christmas tree,
Sweat from love.
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Drunk grandfather Frost
Suddenly he suffered nonsense.
He began to beg the Snow Maiden
The naked to dance a mazurka!
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There is a woman at the window
Sadly looks at the ceiling.
Santa Claus brought a gift
And the kitten fired!
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Santa Claus - a man with greetings,
And a big joker at the same time.
New Year's sending hello,
Gives us warm and light!
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I'm not afraid of cold weather
Let at least minus thirty -five!
Give me a drink of a stack of vodka
And I will light up!
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The husband went to the party.
Santa Claus dressed up.
Only in shorts and hat
After the holiday came.
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The sun will hide in fright,
The whole people will overshadow
If vodka in stores
It will disappear on New Year's Eve.
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In the New Year to the economist
You need to meet the "three hundred" -
Economically set up:
Half a baton and kefir.
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In the New Year, such a life -
Not Pasha, not Mayas.
Two weekend weeks -
Sleep and hug!
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I'm waiting for Grandfather Frost -
The groom of the rich
He will give without questions
The fur coat is shaggy for me.
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I'm walking along the path
The boys are in sight
I download my hips!
I celebrate the New Year!
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I bought gifts to everyone -
I have not forgotten anyone.
Sweetness - to children, old people.
Police panties - peasants.
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I read my desire
Santa Claus and blushed.
I stuttered for two weeks
And he did not look at the Snow Maiden.
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On Christmas and New Year
All under the Christmas tree people
Funny will stop -
Christmas trees will turn into sticks.
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Santa Claus we pour
Invigorating liquids.
If Santa Claus does not drink,
Know, not real!
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I love the Snow Maiden,
I call her name.
And she answers me
What is leaving again with my grandfather!
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Like from our window
Snow woman is visible
The snowman went after vodka
And she stands alone.
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Drunk manager for the holiday,
Having no creative
I ran naked around the Christmas tree,
Having become a shame of the team.
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Do not go, grandfather-fashion,
Lightly in apartments!
Bring everyone to the joy,
- Baby naked in a bag!
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In the New Year, everyone goes to the sea.
I will stay ... without a family!
Not for the fact that there is no money -
All the Snow Maiden are mine!
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If you are waiting for Santa Claus
- It must be amused
And on the Christmas tree every day
- Hang a half -liter!
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I gave my Milka
In the New Year, as many as two bottles,
She drank one
And it lies - not TPRU, not well ...
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If I was young,
Yes, on the holiday sober, -
I would dance on the table,
And I would have climbed onto the Christmas tree!
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We were preparing for the holiday:
Oh and struggled ...
Well, and our men
We got drunk in the morning.
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Waiting for good girls
Sweet gifts.
Well, and the girls are bad
Keys from a foreign car.
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If grandfather Frost
Pour and pour -
The fact that he drank - he is from a nervous
Will water the Christmas tree!
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The seller holds the Christmas tree,
(Like without deception ...)
Says - come on the father,
Money from your pocket,
I gave, and all in the resin,
I pulled by the Christmas tree
And it grows ... in the ground!
There is no sense in jerking ...
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Santa Claus came to visit us,
He ate the meat, left the bones.
Let them put them in a bag,
Let him eat on the staff.
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Hello Dedushka Moroz,
With a white beard!
Come to the light,
Take a treat with vodka!
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How the snowman was blinded
My girlfriend and I deftly!
In a jacket, in cap and glasses,
And between the legs - carrots!
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Santa Claus was invited
He was treated to vodka,
He sits, and eats, and drinks,
The third month will not leave.
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The table was set on the counter
The aprons corrected
So beloved New Year
The saleswoman coped!
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Doctors for the New Year
No one gives peace:
Who is trying to give birth,
Who is with a gastritis!
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Santa Claus is waiting again,
I put the Christmas tree at home,
So that dreams come true
Not only Gazprom.
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We are solemnly
The president himself wished,
So that we are proud of the country
And like rabbits, fruitful.
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New Year to celebrate together -
It's romantic.
Than we will go in the New Year -
It is indecent to tell you.
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I sewed a suit for myself
Gray bunny -
I will lick for the New Year
Idle boy.
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On New Year, New Year
The boss is pestering me.
Your short report
In my big report fusses.
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The snowman listened to the whim
Attach the carrot from below,
And when -
He melted with shame.
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I don't believe in Santa Claus
I'm not a fool!
Who gives gifts to children?
It is clear who is the Snow Maiden!
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Santa Claus for the New Year
There was a reflector
He drank vodka in the cold,
And Baby Snow was sculpted.
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I'm sitting on sledges,
Feel free to swing from a hill
Let it be white from snow
But what a bold one!
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I know: you are waiting for me in the forest
A huge Christmas tree.
I am love for you
The bang was disheveled.
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Everyone celebrates the New Year,
I am twisting the steering wheel
Can quit his tractor
And arrange a booze?
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New Year is corporate,
Was not very positive -
Picked up to all the girls
Drunk manager, nasty.
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I'm getting ready in advance
To the New Year's meeting
Sexual underwear
Dressed that evening.
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Yesterday they dressed up a Christmas tree
And today they dismantled.
Because the New Year,
We met during the night and so.
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Without Snow Maiden Santa Claus
Does not go to the village.
Who will drag him home
After all the Christmas trees?
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Oh, why did you love the Snow Maiden?
Although she is smart
Like an icy chock
I will show up the spouse?
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New Year - I'm in the forest, behind the Christmas tree,
And wolves roamed in the forest.
New Year celebrated on the Christmas tree.
Oh, the pricks of the needles!
Cool New Year ditties for adults
Cool New Year ditties for adults:
Happiness, suddenly in silence,
Shook at the door.
Are you really to me
I believe and do not believe.
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Miracles in the New Year
There are all sorts
New Year, New Year
It comes soon!
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I am a cheerful Snow Maiden
I will play with you in the zmurki,
But I'm afraid to get drunk tea -
I melt from the hot.
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Hello Dedushka Moroz,
You brought gifts to us!
Here are albums, paints,
And we want sausages!
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If you are going to drink
We need to know your measure.
Because in the turmoil
You can sort out!
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Frost with a white beard,
With a lush mustache,
Like a young guy,
Dance with us.
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Santa Claus I'm in a bag
I will make an audit.
He was going to give
I kiss a division!
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Santa Claus, don't yawn,
And get the gifts.
If you want to quarrel
Let's fight, come on!
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Go bolder on the New Year
What kind of path you want
And you at any home
They treat them with a pile!
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Happy New Year to congratulations
And we wish everyone health,
So that you can go to work
Go out on Saturdays.
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We sang ditties
Basically decent
We are waiting for the gifts of the New Year
It would be better to cash!
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We once, we are two workers, worked all year,
And Eshkin cats are tired!
We have to relax all,
We have fun until the morning!
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Santa Claus do not need
And do not chocolate!
Come on, let's get it,
And increase the salary!
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They say that in the New Year
The whole people only drink.
And we have a corporate party -
Drunk and positive.
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People gathered at the table,
Everyone eats and drink something.
We will not sing ditties,
Until they also pour it!
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Let them perish very soon
SES services and przhnadzor,
And a tax inspector ...
Happy New Year, our director!
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And winter will come again -
So we are spinning all year.
We are waiting for Koshchei to visit
New Year's winter day.
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Stretch the accordion fur,
And play, don't ask.
New Year ditties
Color the stars!
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Caught up for the New Year
The moonshine is fresh ...
And now I will not hide
Day and night from the goblin.
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Babka-lee is fun-
Lost a pomelo
And now it goes on foot -
Hello, Hedgehog, New Year!
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Filin hungs a consumption
To the beat of my ditty.
I dreamed to celebrate the New Year
I'm in the company of friends.
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Santa Klaus caught a cold
He fluttered, heal.
Because in a light jacket
In the cold, the whole shit.
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Santa Claus rolled us
On magic sledges,
We sang for this grandfather
Song for Talianochka.
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We are tired of drinking vodka,
Minerals asks the body,
And then vice versa,
Here is such a people!
Olivier stands in Piala.
We will drink a hundred grams of vodka
And we will sing to you para-ro-rain.
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Guests at the table gathered,
Drank, ate, had fun,
Celebrated the New Year
Ten days long.
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New Year, New Year
Have fun, walk the people!
Where did you wake up later?
Really under the table?
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Christmas tree, Christmas tree Gori
Only, chur, at a time, two, three.
One - gasoline, two - lighter,
Three - firefighters, flashing light.
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How do you spend this year
So the other will follow him,
I'm not joking, you know, this is -
New Year's sign.
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I was going to the Christmas tree
And she is prickly.
No, I will not go there,
I am better under the Christmas tree!
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Santa Claus lured
She built his eyes.
And he gives me candy,
Called mu-mu!
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I will sing ditties for you
You tune your ears
And don't yawn in the chorus
Sang you in chorus together
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Sitting, standing
Worthless
You can lying
Just will not help
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Early in the morning two doctors
I poured a pervach
They drank on an empty stomach
The ulcer was immediately healed
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Trawl, Vali,
Drank, poured
Vodka is power
My legs were crushed
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Made a decision
Continue treatment
And disappeared by evening
All problems with the liver
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Drank, sang
Windows constructors
Together in chorus
Growing out a motor
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Has your head ached?
Drink a liter, drink two
Yes, not vodka, fools,
You are a cabbage brine.
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They sat down, ate
Eggs and dumplings
Wow, you, ah, you
We are not astronauts
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If bad at heart
Drink vodka in the garage
If a holiday is in the soul
Drink vodka in the garage
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Spoon, fork
Open the bottle
Joke, toast
Everything is easy and easy
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If you are lying in a puddle
Nothing, it is worse
Just this New Year
Instead of snow, rain is going on.
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Where are the skis
I see nothing
Here, in a puddle
Look better.
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If you forgot your address
Restore the memory of the degree
If the degree does not help
Then the wife will put a fist.
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Hens, geese
Let's drink and eat
Glasses, piles
Get traffic jams.
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We sang ditties for ourselves
They drank ate, drank if
Let's go dance now
But first, let's drink everything
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Hands-legs
Walls and thresholds
We dance together
We are our songs
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We will not drink anymore
We will forget the alcohol forever
Feiho (yu) a and oranges
Male forces will be returned to us
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Instead of mash
Domino and checkers
Juices, water
The years are prolonged
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Once I am early in the morning
Read Kamasutra
Standed his legs in a knot
I was late for work.
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Hatha, yoga
Develops legs
Look at the book
And turn into a figure
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We now do not drink, do not smoke
Regularly physical education
Forty -five will knock soon
Let's go to look for the young
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Together, we are building
We will arrange a round dance
Cones, lids
We run skipping.
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Fishing without a bottle
Like without a broom in a steam room
I drank a whole liter of tea
I made a hole and miss.
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Fish, again
I have everything cool
Ears are freezing
I am a serious fisherman.
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Used to be thin and slender
Drank, smoking and making plans
And now a continuous chest
It blocks the way.
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They drank, ate
They sat on a diet
No sense, little
Do not fall asleep without fat.
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We are currently repeating stubbornly
A sober image is the norm
We will go on hikes
And write to loved ones.
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Happy New Year!
All honest people
Dancing, Shmans
We are not foreigners.
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Life is beautiful without a hangover
Normally the heart and pressure
Good without cigarettes
You live, but there is no friend.
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Fresh air
Rest in nature
We jump into the water
In any weather
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We sang ditties for ourselves
Absolutely sobered
And now we want to say
We can’t pour it anymore!
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Tree sticks
Chess, rope
Pines, ate
We sang ditties!
All the people
Let's say: Happy New Year!
Funny New Year ditties for adults
Funny New Year ditties for adults:
We love the New Year very much
We are looking forward to the New Year,
To eat to the dump,
And then drink wine.
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New Year we always have
It is violently noted!
How it starts at the table -
Under the table ends.
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New Year's picture -
A man lies in the snow.
This is Grandfather Frost
He brought dad from the guests!
**********
Santa Claus, here's the trouble
Beard his knees.
Nowhere to go -
It climbs to kiss!
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Sting, sting I barley,
I switched to buckwheat.
Look - a cheerful new year
Rolls towards!
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Outside the window of snowflakes, a flock
They also drive a round dance.
Saying goodbye to the year old
We celebrate the New Year.
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I got dressed with the Snow Maiden,
The heart asks for a fairy tale!
How to me, I knew
Is Santa Claus
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I saved up for three months,
I bought a gift to the sweet.
He repeats under his breath:
"This is Santa Claus."
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Santa Claus, where did you go
Red mittens?
And when did you fill
Your eyes are shameless?
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Semenych fir trees cut down
Under the spine.
Then he cut down Semenych
The fourth staff.
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Santa Claus I loved
Santa Claus was amusing.
Every day he is on a Christmas tree
I hung a half -liter!
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Eh, once! Yes again!
New Year in the country with us!
For the fatherland is native
Let's drink forty times with you!
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I will put you in a row
Ninety Christmas trees,
Just don't pass by
Santa Claus, Milenok!
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New Year's fun
It doesn't end for a long time:
We are thumping for two weeks
Then we hang out hanging!
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New Year, serpentine,
All in garlands, in confetti,
The store shines wine!
How can we pass by?
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You will meet the New Year deftly,
And today is training.
We sought it to you ditties,
You spread your ears!
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Ah, like with grandfather Frost
I want to meet!
My beauty is not enough -
I am paying moonshine!
**********
We are a window with snowflakes
They began to decorate together -
And now the window is not visible,
Go to bed or get up.
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In the New Year, such a life -
Not Pasha, not Mayas.
Two weekend weeks -
Sleep and hug!
**********
Go bolder on the New Year
What kind of path you want
And you at any home
They treat them with a pile!
**********
Everyone ate, everything drank,
And they forgot to go home!
Everyone is snoring, opening your mouth ...
Here he is - New Year!
**********
Outside the window the snow is swirling,
The snowstorm began.
It's time to celebrate the New Year,
Stop getting drunk!
**********
Hello Dedushka Moroz,
Cath beard!
You brought the Snow Maiden
From which room?
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Celebrating the New Year,
The whole people drink without measure.
There is fun until the morning
And then - a hangover will come!
**********
I remember my childhood
And this is conceived:
How much for Santa Claus
All debts are listed?!
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Santa Claus, Santa Claus,
Shit my window
I'll run to meet you
Just paint the muzzle!
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I gave all love
Grandfather Frost.
Only ate and saw
I'm with a friend of Seryozha.
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When the grandfather comes to visit,
Turn alcohol into ice!
Here the problem arises,
What should we celebrate the New Year?
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If the appetizer will end
We will not grieve:
The yard is full of icicles -
Enough to chew.
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Santa Claus was invited
He was treated to vodka,
He sits, and eats, and drinks,
The third month will not leave.
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Santa Claus came to me
The night went to fame.
I solved too late
Stork Fun.
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New Year we celebrate
In the old fashioned way at home.
We met him before
Who is in Cyprus, some in the Crimea.
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We shook the antiquity -
They danced with the whole crowd.
And now the Christmas tree
All the gray needles!
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I wondered for the New Year
On coffee grounds,
Vodka in coffee added
So it is spitting me.
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New Year on the threshold
Hello Dedushka Moroz!
We calculated the results
From income - a red nose.
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New Year ditties,
For a ditties to the ruble.
Pour my girlfriends
I'll sing you for free!
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For a whole year we have been tormented by a crisis,
But the crisis is not possible for us
We will catch moonshine
We will survive with him at least something.
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New Year as a nightmare
Everything floats in the fog.
Wash the vodka with beer
You can’t even in a frenzy!
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There will be a year as you meet -
He speaks not in vain people.
Last time he fell asleep under the Christmas tree -
On needles for a whole year!
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They sculpted the snowy woman,
Here they met guests ...
The moonshine was treated
After all, they froze to the bones ...
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Ah, like with grandfather Frost,
Reded quickly into the forest ...
Under the green, under the Christmas tree
We have our own interest.
***********
The Snow Maiden has a pigtail
And the star in the forehead burns ...
Santa Claus in Russian
She repeats about love ...
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I know: you are waiting for me in the forest,
And you sing suffering ...
Now I will add ditties,
I will come on a date ...
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The wind is howls, the snow is coming,
Kum with a bottle is waiting for me ...
Now I will go down from the hill,
I will go to the Drabadan with Kum ...
***********
Milenok gave me
Fur coat ...
He did not bring the fleas out of it,
I scratch me in a circular ...
***********
Hello Dedushka Moroz!
I rushed on Sivka Bourke ... ..
I didn't bring a new fur coat?-
Then go to the Snow Maiden ...
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The Snow Maiden has trouble
The whole road is of ice ...
Slipped and fell,
Dithes did not send us.
New Year's ditties for adults from Baba Yaga
New Year's ditties for adults from Baba Yaga:
Stretch the fur, accordion,
Support the old woman!
Rape Yaga a little
I will tighten a ditty.
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How angry the frost is
The Christmas trees are hot!
My legs have fallen -
Valenks are holey.
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That's why Zhabenka Zhabenka
Narrow tropin?
After all, she was waiting for guests to her
He offended an orphan!
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Filin hungs a consumption
To the beat of my ditty.
I dreamed to celebrate the New Year
I'm in the company of friends ...
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Wind, blizzard, cold
It doesn't matter for Koshchei
I hear, I hear the creak of relics,
I waited for the guests!
***********
What a frost prankster -
I wanted to spoil the holiday!
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Christmas trees-sowers,
Thorny needles.
Without a broom, I am like without hands
Without my panicle!
***********
I can’t fly without a broom,
There is nothing to sweep traces.
Woe, grief at Yaga,
If she does not have a broom.
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Look at me,
Well, why am I not a beauty?
My girlish beauty
Can't help but like it!
***********
I'll go in front of you
I’m dining in, here I will sing.
Well, what a cutie am I
How I love myself!
***********
I have no girlfriends -
How bitter!
Friend of Koschey and Water
They only visit!
***********
I am a girl at least where
Not quite old:
Three hundred years old
Do not spoil the weather to me!
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Christmas trees - sticks, New Year,
Christmas trees - moths,
I live alone in the forest -
Without daddy, without mommy!
***********
Undermine, all the people,
The girl will go to the dance now!
Away soon, from the road!
Take care of your legs!
***********
You are my lady,
You are mine!
I love to dance
I can't resist!
***********
I'll go dance,
Legs nowhere to put.
I will take my broom in my meter
Yes, as a lady I will dance!
***********
Eh, Baba Yaga!
Bone leg!
I live how old
I did so many troubles!
***********
Five hundred years, and multiply - more
I live on the ground,
Where is the honor and respect
By my old age, where?
***********
I'm sitting in my hut
Day and night I am sad about that.
With whom I will share sadness,
Is it with my cat?
***********
Oh, harmful I
Yes, angry me!
I'll go dance,
Evil your evil!
New Year's ditties for adults for corporate
New Year's ditties for adults for corporate
Manager and marketer,
The best of all people -
Happy year the tiger will congratulate
And people and animals.
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And they will congratulate and give
And they will burst into every time
In every house and team
Their introduction of positive.
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Poultry marketer,
The most cunning of people -
Will give tiger marketing a year
And advertising of the Tigeriles.
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Poultry marketer,
The most cunning of the greyhound -
You will inflate and cry
Crocodile tear.
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Likes a manager to dream
To become rich, noble.
- Marry the Snow Maiden,
Think with Santa Claus.
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Every year to corporate party
We are preparing a table with a salad,
Only we still meet
The holiday is drunk and with obscenities.
***********
I came from a corporate party
The mood was - marvel!
But then I was awesome -
In the corner, the mirror hung!
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Drunk manager for a holiday
Hides red eyes -
He dreamed of grandfather-fashion
And a horned goat.
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Our manager, effective,
Like an abrasive stone -
The body will wrap the soul,
Any business will erase in dust.
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Marketologist in January
Rose at the dawn
And he was zealous, sniff
The snowy woman sculpt.
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Every year to corporate party
We prepared gravy:
To pasta, to wild ducks,
To marketer jokes.
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Everyone walks for the New Year,
Marketologist - steams,
In the cold, any product
PR slowly.
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Clouds gathered in the sky,
The sun was closed.
Marketers, stinkies,
They cllate everything around.
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Modern advertising -
Very cunning program
Noise and din are created
In order to poke the trash.
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Buratins are all stupid
And the male fools,
But the testicles are gold
They bring chickens.
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Dad Carlo Pinocchio
Grinded by a ward
And the son was stabbed
Although it was a log.
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If you rub the crotch
Amaranth oil -
You can become stronger than the elephant,
And smarter than Kant.
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In the evenings by the screen
How attached is I sitting
And when there is an advertisement
Then I am leaving.
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Marketing has a task -
Make money, everyone is a fool.
And rudeness prevailed
Widespread advertisement.
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How to translate advertising
I am gogging from laughter.
I remember my mother right away
You should not clarify whose!
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Nomadic from frost
In the New Year's snowstorm,
A marketer in the snow
I squeezed my grandmother Yaga.
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Econom-marketer
Wrote a necrologist for himself
And read it, watching it,
The role of their own proud.
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The brand manager has a crisis-
Somewhere the letter was lost
And the delirium manager of the chapter-
All that he remains.
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The marketer of the trap -
Very cunning toys
He is any unnecessary trash
Without deception, it will poke you.
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What kind of buzz - telemarketing,
It resembles Petting.
But he is not without tricks
For trusting and suckers.
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Marketer on women's day
A shadow leads to the wicker.
Dance with a shadow drives
I will not bred money.
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The marketer cried bitterly
Realizing that he is a villain,
Gully pressing advertising
On the consciousness of people.
***********
We ask Grandfather Frost
To treat marketers,
From advertising diarrhea
To wean the Prokhindes.
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Network marketer
I forgave everyone gifts,
With its logic curve
He fooled his heads.
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Network marketer
Knitting his networks -
Guide, men,
Beware, children!
***********
Useless medicines
They sell pharmacies -
Marketologists of the tricks
They give a lot of profit.
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As a marketer under the holiday,
Prokhindei and windfall,
Santa Claus for gifts
The garbage wagon was poured out of garbage.
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A marketer for the holiday
I want entertainment -
Dreaming vodka two buckets
And he tickles in his underpants.
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The main manager for the holiday
Dressed by Leshim,
And green noodles
He hung everyone on his ears.
***********
Chief manager, libertine,
Ruined the New Year to everyone -
He is with a rubber woman
Kissed. Here is a freak!
***********
Drunk manager for a holiday
Having no creative
I ran naked around the Christmas tree,
Having become a shame of the team.
***********
Marketerists of the venture
Overshadowed the New Year -
I am pleased with a large business
And the people were fooled.
***********
Marketers for the holiday
According to the selection of specialists -
New breeds of suckers
Displayed, the Shelmets!
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Marketers under the Christmas tree
They absorbed beer.
Their work is strange
But it sounds beautiful.
***********
Fuflo marketers
Subtract the suckers,
But the people do not care -
He is used to the catch.
***********
Not enough workers,
Neither peasants nor doctors.
Marketers are everywhere
And herds of managers.
***********
The managers will rule
Academy of Sciences -
Will there be at least something
From their grown hands?
***********
Marketologist Santa Claus
He taught the mind,
Santa Claus listened to him
And, in kind, soaked.
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They got to the bottom of the bum
Manager and marketer,
From the gifts of the New Year
They were treated by a urologist all year.
***********
Marketologist and advertiser
Were the best friends
Drunk as piglets
And lying in a dirty pit.
***********
At the brain advertiser -
Like a small ptachi
And prodigal eyes
As with an underdevelopment.
***********
Everyone is tired of advertising
People are angry for advertising
Marketers - rogues,
And the advertisers are goats!
***********
Santa Claus for the New Year
He drinks too much vodka
And the top manager for the holiday
Loudly farts, a prankster.
***********
The marketer defective
He was sluggish, but aggressive,
The team is effective
He introduced a meditative into tension.
***********
We will put the boss
New Year's pig,
So he leave in the past
His badness.
***********
If at the corporate party
Kiwi dripped you on the dress,
To ruin the holiday for everyone
Say: "Chef, prankster!"
***********
On a corporate holiday
The Snow Maiden came to us,
And the top manager is drunk
I found garbage in the tank.
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Marketers in the spring
Ground goat
And in winter, for the New Year
- Grandpa Frosts.
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Grandma Yaga dancing,
Guests drink
And above the Christmas tree
Hedgehogs fly!
***********
We will be with a butter
Ride on a broomstick,
Hug with brownie,
Fall in love with the goblin!
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Seek, Grandfather Moroza,
Important managers -
Incomparable masters
Three -story mats.
***********
We ask at the corporate party
What shines to us in the future?
- New Year's week with the feeling of a brothel
The team awaits, goodwill is a marching ...
***********
Glory to our managers,
Glove, marketers.
Glove everyone who is not lazy,
Day and night, every day!
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On malicious ditties
You don't be offended
Clap your hands louder
Smile wider!
New Year ditties for adults about the Snow Maiden
New Year's ditties for adults about the Snow Maiden:
And the Snow Maiden, like a rose,
Brought from the frost.
Because from frost
Everyone blushes like a rose.
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If the husband came home
There is a fool with him
Do not think bad:
This is the Snow Maiden.
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The Snow Maiden has a cheek,
Just like her stockings.
- Why are you so pale?
- I drank a little wine!
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The Snow Maiden has a whip of cheeks -
"Plastied" two nights.
Santa Claus was alarmed
I was bought up with an attack.
***********
I'm blinking the Snow Maiden,
Say there is an idea
Celebrate the New Year with me
Let's go as soon as possible.
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I wanted a snow maiden
Santa Claus I will recapture
And she is a magic stick
I began to pound me.
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I'll sing you about the Snow Maiden,
That everyone is more beautiful and sweet.
It's good that without a suit
You will not see you with her.
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Dear granddaughter, Snow Maiden!
What suddenly happened to you?
Here, I contacted the moron -
She became a woman Yaga.
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How the Snow Maiden came to the circle-
Everything around has lit up!
You are so gentle Snow Maiden,
That the guys go crazy!
***********
On a sleigh lies a snowball
Near Santa Claus in Tuzhorka,
Not deer, no bridle
They are the whole holiday to the star!
***********
Finally, the Snow Maiden!
Laughed already to tears!
Hello Borya Moiseev!
Get ready Santa Claus!
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New Year is coming!
Santa Claus will enter now!
Will bring the Snow Maiden!
Our mother -in -law is a fool!
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Santa Claus Snegurochka!
Like a rooster on a chicken!
The Snow Maiden has a whole year!
From the vessels of a round dance!
***********
She asked her grandfather's granddaughter:
"Grandfather, buy bicycles!"
The grandfather answers the granddaughter:
“To hell with me a bicycle?
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You, the Snow Maiden, do not grumble.
Listen to grandfather and silent.
Sani lungs now
We are just right in the snow. "
************
The granddaughter told the grandfather:
“I will leave you, grandfather.
A prince on a white horse
Waiting for me in his country. "
************
The grandfather answers the granddaughter:
“I will give you one advice:
If the prince - then go,
But don't forget me!
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The Snow Maiden has a cheek,
And beautiful herself
As I heard a voice
I did not get lost my mind.
************
Our Christmas tree shines
Serpantine shines,
Grandfather hugs the Snow Maiden
And the vodka is whipping.
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In the New Year entered the bolder
Yes without grief
Love and warmer
Yes without adventure.
New Year ditties for adults - from Santa Claus
New Year's ditties for adults - from Santa Claus:
I’ll drink ditties -
They have wishes.
I’ll ask you, friends,
Sove the endings
************
With you for many years in a row
I celebrate the New Year.
That's why health
From the heart ... I wish!
************
I wish you ladies,
Joy, success.
Eternally young you be
Like Edita ... Pieha
************
If you ride something,
That's on Mercedes!
If you get married,
Then only on ... Princess.
************
I have a suit today
Like Superman.
I wish everyone to dress
Only from ... Cardena
************
Smoke goes with rings -
Smoke from a cigarette.
Let them always lie in your pockets
Vigorous ... coins.
************
I love to drink Martini -
Thirst for entertainment.
In the New Year I wish everyone
Live without ... grief.
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Eh, snow, snowball!
Santa Claus only once a year
The people are in sight
Because he is met
Like a Hollywood star!
************
Eh Snow Snow, white snowstorm!
Santa Claus today is with us,
Only we can’t believe it!
************
Santa Claus great amateur
New Year's adventures,
Maybe he come to the holiday
To us, friends, in the manto from the skins!
************
Santa Claus at the Christmas tree
Tleshs needles.
He doesn't caress her like that
Just kneads your fingers!
************
Santa Claus entered from the frost,
But it is not visible to tremble.
So, I was not driving on the top three
And the taxi driver rushed him!
************
Today Santa Claus for the holiday
Friends, barely came to you.
He does not look like a patient
Apparently, with vodka too much!
************
Our Santa Claus is frozen,
Despite the fact that it is old!
Immediately visible - not for free,
And for a good fee!
************
Santa Claus walked around the hall
I didn't say anything ...
It does not look like a dumb -
Apparently, he forgot the words!
************
Santa Claus is a terrible rogue!
Winks here to everyone
Walks, smiles,
It seems old!
************
Our Santa Claus is this year
He leads a pig for a nickname.
No, he is not afraid of fights -
He releases the year of the dog.
************
Santa Claus came to the holiday,
But without felt boots he was.
It doesn't seem to be stolen -
Apparently, I forgot somewhere!
************
Santa Claus went out to people -
It scratches the crown, wrinkles his nose ...
Apparently he wants to remember something,
Just does not give sclerosis!
************
Santa Claus woke up early
And fell under the fence.
Not like a drug addict,
Apparently, with sex too much!
************
Santa Claus arrived on the holiday
With a bright blue beard!
Not like a blue
Apparently, the color is in fashion!
************
Santa Claus came to the holiday
For some reason, light.
He does not look like a thief
Apparently, the hole in the bag!
************
Santa Claus has settled with us
Like on a corner.
Do not think that old
Just small boots!
************
Santa Claus brought again
We are a whole WHO gift!
It is unlikely that I stole
Apparently, the sponsor gave money!
************
Santa Claus came to the holiday,
But without a staff he was.
Not like a rotozey,
I gave someone to know!
************
Santa Claus, although old,
Drinking, not a shirt!
Do not think it's drunk
This is diarrhea!
************
Santa Claus scurried with might and main -
He molested cute ladies.
He does not look like a maniac,
Knowing the "Viagra" went over!
************
Santa Claus is in a hurry to visit us,
Limousine rushed him.
Do not think that personal
Then the sponsor gave for rent!
************
This is who with Santa Claus
Does it jump up?
Take a closer look-better-
With him came ... Snow Maiden.
Festive New Year ditties for adults at the table
Festive New Year ditties for adults at the table:
And my girlfriend is Katya
Waiting for a gift boldly
That the car will be rolled to her
For a couple of thousand euros.
************
Ah, like with grandfather Frost
I want to meet!
My beauty is not enough -
I am paying moonshine!
************
Ah, Snow Maiden Shalunya,
Both playing and Mila.
Like a real sorceress
I started everyone for debauchery!
************
Oh, Grandfather Frost,
White beard,
Look at me,
What a young man!
************
Baba Snow was proud of
The fact that she fell in love with a bunny
The bunny made her a surprise, -
Carrot nose.
************
Baba Snow Wall,
That one is tired
Good grandfather Frost
The glass of vodka brought her.
************
Without Snow Maiden Santa Claus
Does not go to the village.
Who will deliver him home
After all the Christmas trees?
************
We will jump like goats
Stomp like bears.
Let them remember the New Year
The lower neighbors!
************
There will be a year as you meet -
He speaks not in vain people.
Last time he fell asleep under the Christmas tree -
On needles for a whole year!
************
Will be grandfather Frost
Uncle Dima again
Because with a red nose
He walks without makeup.
************
In the military, forty -eight
New Year in the entire trumpet
The commander became Santa Claus,
And the Snow Maiden is a political officer.
************
I don't believe in Santa Claus
I'm not a fool!
Who gives gifts to children?
It is clear who is the Snow Maiden!
************
On New Year, New Year
Borka is pestering me.
He says he loves me
Well, on the contrary, I am.
************
On New Year, New Year
The boss is pestering me.
Your short report
In my big report fusses.
************
On New Year, New Year
No one is sleeping!
Each house is old and young
The night is having fun.
************
Vata put the wool in the bra,
To surprise her husband.
Well, he himself - potatoes,
So as not to upset me.
************
In the yard we have
Snowman with a panel,
Dark at night is watching
He is our house from the wolf.
************
Vodka, women, jelly,
Olivier on the dish.
Here the clock is twelve - -
Happy New Year, people!
************
Around the Christmas tree noise and laughter,
The kids are confused.
Santa Claus snores under a Christmas tree
Intoxicated.
************
In the New Year I put on a dress
The most decent
Even dear told me
That I'm pretty!
************
Thank you all for your attention
It was fun with you
Let's say in a friendly way: goodbye!
We will leave you now!
************
Yesterday they dressed up a Christmas tree
And today they dismantled.
Because the New Year,
We met during the night and so.
************
They were looking for a third to drink,
Santa Claus approached us,
While the vodka was poured,
He took our cases!
************
They say that on the New Year,
Whatever wishes
It will be the other way around -
Here's such an ass ...
************
They say that in the New Year
Everything always comes true.
Even that for the whole year
No one is bought.
************
Guests ate, guests drank,
And they forgot to leave home!
Everyone is snoring, opening your mouth,
After all, the New Year is for that!
************
God forbid the snowball
Smooth track.
Santa Claus will come to me
Right under the window!
************
He gave the Snow Maiden a bear
Put a new fur coat.
The girl is crying in the forest, -
Sorry for the killed fox!
************
The people drink two weeks
In the old year and in the New Year,
The whole country is walking by Gulmi,
Resting from worries.
************
Santa Claus in our village
Horder with Natasha.
And now I will say, guys,
Natasha has the Snow Maiden.
************
Santa Claus, Santa Claus,
Shit my window
I'll run to meet you
Just paint the muzzle!
************
Santa Claus il Santa Klaus?
People argue loudly
But he fulfills desires
The cooler of all the Snow Maiden!
************
Santa Claus, red nose,
He brought gifts to everyone
Even with a butter
He kisses a suck.
************
Santa Claus - a man with greetings,
And a big joker at the same time.
New Year's sending hello,
Gives us warm and light!
************
Santa Claus for the New Year
There was still a reflector!
He drank vodka in the cold,
And Baby Snow was sculpted.
************
Santa Claus got drunk drunk
And he snores under the Christmas tree,
And the Snow Maiden to Demyan
She ran away to shukhai.
************
Santa Claus fought off at hand,
And on the New Year I got drunk,
And all night under the Christmas tree
I went through with the chick.
************
Santa Claus for the New Year
The granddaughter gives married.
And the Snow Maiden melts,
And the dowry will leave ...
************
Santa Claus will overtake
With your red sash.
He will go on deer,
And I follow - a pesham!
************
Santa Claus fell in love
And I forgot about her husband,
And when I came home,
He was sitting with another!
************
Grandfather-Moroza fell in love.
Oh, he is hot man!
So congratulated me sweetly
That the snowman was born.
************
How much is spruce.
On the New Year for the carousel!
She has from all sides
Either a deer, then a horse, then an elephant,
And in a circle through the lights
They are galloping cheerfully.
************
Dance, Santa Claus,
Knock the plank!
Not cowardly -
Come to the stove at night!
************
In any bad weather,
Around the Christmas tree round dance.
Santa Claus comes himself
Gives gifts to us.
************
Get used to multiplication
Check with division.
Cool vodka in front
Abuse.
************
Let any of your dreams
They will come true, come true.
Let the lights on our Christmas tree
It lights up brightly.
************
Turn around, my accordion!
Sing, play, my soul!
We need to drink a little to us
How good the mistress is!
************
Snow creaks!
The blizzard is blown!
We continue dancing!
The dear calls me!
My chances are growing!
************
Snowman, the head is empty,
Take care of carrots!
We will fly to the moon -
Let's do the docking!
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We will get together at the table
Dear girlfriends,
Let's drink vodka, then
Bowing ditties.
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Two sheep for barn
The conversation was with a ram,
To find out without evil,
Who came up with the year of the goat?
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Once under the battle of chimes grandfather
The grandmother gave the tablet.
She does not need a grandfather now!
There is an affordable Internet!
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The snowman fell asleep in a snowdrift
Under the snowstorm in a white robe.
He covered us cleverly,
But his carrot sticks out.
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In the yard under the old Christmas tree
Kolka will celebrate the New Year!
There he will drink so much vodka,
That will come home in the spring.
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Grandfather's grandfather in January
Charged the Snow Maiden.
Only in the summer in the heat
The daughter melted.
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Santa Claus was in Home,
He climbed into the booth to the male ...
It was necessary to get drunk like that ...
A male could stay with a stacke ...
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The year of the snake is to blame
He separated us with you ....
Father-in-law, mother-in-law,
The whole animal family ....
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Here is such a fireworks
For the New Year they let ...
And all the huts in the village
We burned with kum ...
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Before Christmas
The girls were wondering ....
The suitors invited -
In pairs everyone slept ....
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We celebrated the year of the tiger
They met everyone without clothes ...
Because we are in the steam room
We walk in the summer and winter ...
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Santa Claus came to us,
Proper gifts of a whole WHO ...
Therefore, he does not feel sorry -
He took them in Zhban ... under the arch ...
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Around the Christmas tree danced,
The tinsel was cut off all ...
The Christmas tree does not sparkle anymore
Only a star alone blinks ..
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How cool we rested
The Kremlin Christmas tree ...
And now in our underpants
From her needles ....
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I will prepare for Christmas,
I'll go to the carols ...
Do not try after me
Run to an end ...
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Table New Year ditties for adults
Happy New Year to congratulations
All girlfriends, all friends,
We wish you happiness, joy!
New Year celebrate soon!
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New Year is on the way -
Choose a fashion outfit.
Only how to choose -
Who has the dollar to occupy?
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I baked a new cake.
Guess what:
Beets, onions, garlic, carrot
From my garden.
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How for the New Year we have
Long holidays.
Well, when is the end of the booze?!
The clock was focused.
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The neighbor Nikolai
There is nothing in your pocket.
But he is always on karachi
Near your house.
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New Year was celebrated by a neighbor -
He fell down the stairs.
While crawling around the entrance,
I wet five times.
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Baba Nyura at dawn
The moonshine drove.
The neighbor of grandfather Petit
Head is spinning.
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My friends and I are New Year
We meet fun.
Let him be without hardships!
We wish from the heart.
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New Year has come yesterday
We shouted all "cheers!",
They sang and danced
The fireworks were allowed.
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Old grandmother with fright
I climbed the stove,
Crossed forty times
Flew the candle.
- Oh, Almighty, help,
They’ll set fire to my barn!
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And my neighbor Valentine
I got out of binge
He prayed in his underpants
On the porch standing.
-Se sins to us this!
The end of the world is terrible!
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Old grandfather Fedot,
He perked up
The tunic from the chest took out,
Washed, shaved.
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He whispered excitedly:
- It is necessary to be prepared
Here we drive Fritz
After a horse!
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Everything in the morning has subsided,
The people calmed down
I think it was not for long
Soon the old New Year.
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Santa Claus for the New Year
Lost the Snow Maiden
They said not to drink
Old moron.
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Santa Claus became furious in the morning
I can't work like that
I ordered the Snow Maiden
They gave me a woman-yagu.
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Santa Claus in January
They collected again
Two in Poland were
And one in Israel.
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Santa Claus sits in sorrow
He pierced tightly
The baby instead of candy
Given the seventh iPhone.
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Santa Claus baby
He rolled a tantrum
Santa Claus I want
You fly to America.
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Santa Claus was robbed
I feel so sorry for him.
He came home naked,
Walrenes and a stick.
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It turned out that striptease
Ordered grandfather.
On such a corporate party
I will not go anymore.
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Santa Claus for Christmas
People asked people
Furied in surprise,
And yesterday there was December.
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Announced our Santa Claus
Casting for the Snow Maiden
I watched everyone in swimsuits
Each figure.
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It turned out to be not simple
Tricky in fact
He selected in the Snow Maiden
Ballerina Lerk.
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There was a simple logic
You will laugh
To then drag home
And do not tear off.
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Santa Claus in kindergarten
In the New Year I got into trouble
The beard fell off, burst the pon
And the small recognized the Semen wiper.
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I tried to explain
Only all to no avail
Put on the pot
Tied to the Christmas tree.
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Punished for deception
Kara is very strange
The cauldron was forced to eat
Porridge sweet, semolina.
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Ate for dad and for mom
And fed from the spoon.
Striped pajamas
Draised the earring.
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In general, there was such a terror
Fasted fear
Remember the grandfather shame
And he will not give a swing.
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To congratulate Happy New Year
Glue a beard and nose
The best for the people
Zhirinovsky - Santa Claus.
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Milke carried beets for a fur coat,
And carrots to Olivier.
I brushed my teeth great
Prepared for food.
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I brought a match for a candle.
The New Year's table is set.
I will save my cash.
He told everyone that the bank was closed.
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Milashka has money.
I don't spend mine.
On the holiday there will be something to eat,
And flowers for change.
Oh, Frost, I was touched,
Everything in winter can be
At night, the thermometer was knocking
I asked him to let him in!
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The symbol of the year enters the door -
Comb, rhinestones, bright fluff.
VIP stylist-Serega Zverev,
Just a spilled rooster!
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Santa Claus did not see
Sweaty, shaggy?
We read from the chair
Completely Akhmatov!
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Husband in the bathrobe bright red,
I found a hat, felt boots.
The children in the ambulance called:
- Our dad is crazy!
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I wanted to live like in a fairy tale
It turns out so far -
Santa Claus brought in salam
I am Ivan the Durak.
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My neighbor is a big gift
So I was scheduled
New Year's all night
Under the Christmas tree, I fell through!
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Is there Santa Claus in the world?
I will find out!
Mom says yes
And the wife laughs!
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I sat down in my neck loving
My whim is spring
Santa Claus, please
Take it in a deer!
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We taught poetry and I,
Santa Claus appreciated them,
And they handed me a gift -
I brought the first corkscrew!
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Santa Claus, Santa Claus,
A beard from cotton wool.
I have one question:
- Are you always a little one?
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- So not a drop in the New Year! -
My wife is with cynicism.
He has been living with me for twenty years,
And so much optimism!
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New Year was celebrated yesterday
With the country twelve times
We lie in sorrow under the table -
Alcohol flows from the eyes!
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Dressed up well -
In shoes, the dress is new.
At midnight the New Year came,
And I'm ready!
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I found in Shiphonier
Santa Claus Vanya,
He performed instead of her husband
All my desires!
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Santa Claus, you are old fart,
I don't believe in you, no!
These tales got it ...
Yakov Palych. Fourty years.
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With a grandfather's snowball in the bathhouse
Failed the paparazzi,
And now his desires
Will be performed!
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I wrote to you ditties
Ku-ka-re-ku, ko-ko-ko!
Pour quickly into the mugs
Only, Chur, not milk!
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Three Snow Maids under the window
They drank Brandy in the evening
And for the holiday, at seven o'clock
Everyone turned without panties.
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Santa Claus went to the Christmas tree,
I found three Snow Maiden.
If the poor thing could know
That with three will have to sleep!
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Santa Claus came to the ball,
There he took off the Snow Maiden.
At night he took off her silk:
- Hello, grandmother Yaga!
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On the balcony Santa Claus
I pinched my nose with a clothespin.
He calmed down
That, however, the nose is not hell!
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I will come to you on a goose,
I will get drunk and get drunk!
To leave home,
The Ministry of Emergencies is always with me!
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In the morning I cleaned the carrot.
I visited me a question.
If the husband is on a business trip,
Who will be Santa Claus?
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