Competitions for a cheerful company of adults - cool, funny, interesting, mobile

A selection of interesting contests for adults - they will perfectly fit into any holiday.

Funny contests for a cheerful company of adults

Funny contests for a fun company of adults:

Guess the name of the book

Burners - Names of books:

• Grandma and desert (old man and sea)
• Loud Volga (Quiet Don)
• Two million kilometers above the ground (twenty thousand leagues under water)
• Living bodies (dead souls)
• Tomorrow. ("On the eve")
• Law and encouragement (crime and punishment)
• Continent of trinkets (Treasure Island)
• Cat liver (dog heart)
• Manka. ("Vanka")
• Mothers and parents (fathers and children)
• Strength of a shadow of 10 nights (around the world in 80 days)
• A pedestrian in the cap. (Headless horseman)
• Pedestrian with legs (Horseman without head)
• Brought by Shtil (carried away by the wind)
• Fifty -year -old Yung (fifteen -year -old captain)
• Parents of Yungi Ivanov (children of Captain Grant)
• Salad garden (cherry garden)
• Happiness in stupidity (grief from the mind)
• Violet bacenbard (blue beard)

Guess the name of a fairy tale or cartoon

Burners - the names of fairy tales and cartoons:

• LARCOSKARY-DRAMMING (Horse Humpbacked)
• Bezgorni camel (humpbacked horse).
• White Rooster. ("Black Chicken")
• White scarf (red cap).
• A waking monster (sleeping beauty).
• A wakeful freak (sleeping beauty).
• Patient Oiizdorov (Dr. Aibolit).
• Big and someone who lives in the basement (baby and Carlson).
• Big Kum (small torment).
• The past is about the space found (a fairy tale of lost time).
• The past is about a hunter and a bird (a fairy tale about a fisherman and a fish)
• The tale is about a smart cat (a fairy tale about a stupid mouse).
• Witch Rubin Village (Wizard of the Emerald City).
• Giant ears (dwarf nose).
• Raven-policeman (Nightingale-robber)
• The wholeness and his enemies (Dunno and his friends).
• Tadpolate-house-house (frog-traveler)
• Palace (Teremok)
• Girl with a palm. ("Boy-s-firing")
• Girl--hand (boy-s-firing).
• The village in Portsigar (town in Tabakerka).
• Jimmy short toe (Peppy Long Stocking)
• Rainy King (Snow Queen)
• Home ducklings (wild swans).
• Efrosinya is stupid (Elena Wise)
• Domestic toad (drunk frog).
• A toad-house-toy (Frog-traveler).
• Zharylko (Morozko).
• Iron Castle (Golden Key).
• Zhizhzhak beetle (fly-yard).
• Earth girl (star boy).
• Znayka underground (Dunno on the moon)
• Irinushka-Umitsa (Ivanushka-Durachk)
• The story of a living peasant woman with 14 wimps (a fairy tale about the dead princess and seven heroes)
• Soup pan (pot of porridge).
• Square (bun).
• Kilometer (inch)
• Goat and seven wolf cubs (wolf and seven goats).
• Red mustache. ("Blue Beard")
• Kurochka - an iron beak (a cockerel - a golden scallop)
• Kurochka silver paw (cockerel golden scum).
• London dancers (Bremen musicians)
• Copper Link (Golden Key)
• Cute swan (ugly duckling)
• Mikhail peasant and a white bunny (Ivan Tsarevich and the Gray Wolf).
• Mouse-house. ("Frog traveler")
• Mouse in sandals (cat in boots)
• Myshkin Saray (Koshkin House).
• Dressed citizen (naked king)
• Tin animal (goldfish).
• Patient Polorovy (Dr. Aibolit)
• A single -color cockerel (hazel chicken)
• Peter the peasant and the white hare (Ivan Tsarevich and the Gray Wolf)
• A dog without a hat (cat in boots).
• On a hare refusal (for pike command).
• At the same request (at the pike command)
• A story about the found clock (a fairy tale of lost time)
• Beautiful chicken (ugly duckling).
• Prince Lokhotun (Princess Nesmeyan)
• Prince in pumpkin (princess on a pea)
• Prince on a pumpkin (princess on a pea).
• Slave of the Golden Gorge (mistress of the Copper Mountain)
• Slave-Jaba (Tsarevna-Snow)
• Radish (turnip)
• Republic of direct windows (kingdom of crooked mirrors).
• Rusty master line (golden key).
• Pink mustache (black beard).
• Sagge (Cinderella)
• The village of Nemukh (city of masters).
• Gray blade of grass (scarlet flower)
• Blue baseball cap or orange handkerchief (red cap)
• The dog is barefoot (cat in boots).
• Dog hotel (Koshkin house)
• Doghouse. ("Cat house")
• Sunny King. ("The Snow Queen")
• Old pants of the queen (a new dress of the king).
• The fat man is vulnerable (Koschey immortal)
• Thomson who works in the basement (Carlson, who lives on the roof)
• Embossed - dark sparrow (Finist - a clear falcon)
• Cowardly seamstress (brave tailor).
• Smart Marya, Barshman's daughter (Ivan the fool, peasant son)
• Steel ducks (geese-swans).
• Tsar and hare (man and bear).
• Chernobrovka (Zlatovlaska).
• Black Judicial and 2 giants (Snow White and 7 Dwarfs)
• Blagodka (Snow White).
• Chernushka and chamomile (Belyanochka and rose).
• Edik in an ordinary village (Alice in Wonderland).
  

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Competition Congratulation with Baba Yaga (dressed man):

Yaga came to you from a fairy tale
To congratulate, ____, you!
In a bag, I brought a gift from the forest today,
For a long time I gathered, dressed up,
At night with dear, she was chatting, kissing. (Presenting a gift)

Our water is completely crazy.
The trade was famously turned around
He sent tinctures to you
He called a live water. (PHOVES BUTYLEK)

Our darling, Gorynych snakes
It turned out to be kindly
He castrated himself
_____only for you. (PHOVES 2 boiled eggs)

And tortilla, then tortilla
I forgot everything in old age
Instead of the key, she
Tampax sent here. (Provides Tampax)

And the wild boar is, and the wild
He dug potatoes
Maybe in our garden,
Maybe I stole it in yours! (present potatoes)

Cursed water
He created what with me
Said: "Safeed"
This subject remained in me. (Presenting a condom)

The wolf lifted a sheep for you
But nature is as
Only the skin from the sheep
You got alone. (A skin is awarded)

The spider tucked you web
So that the tears do not drip from the eyes. (A handkerchief is handed)

Cool contests for a fun company of adults New Year

Cool contests for a fun company of adults New Year:

The dashing drove.

• I say to the right-you are together tilted to the right side and shout: “Oh-oh”,
• Hear about the turn to the left-accordingly, bend down to the left side and shout: “Ah-ah”.
• If I'm talking about bumps, horrors and so on, we jump on our chairs under the cheerful: “oops”,
• And when I talk about brakes and sharp stops, we lean forward and shout: “Wow”.

Text:
You got into a regular minibus
So for you a sports minute.
Passengers are unfamiliar here boredom -
Keep each other tightly by each other!
Let's go under the song "Black Eyes."
Oh, another runs - sharply brakes! (guests tilt forward and "wow")
Touched: the driver of honor and glory,
The route is known-all to the right (guests inclined to the right and "oh-o-o")
And then suddenly sharply and vice versa,
Attention to the left, we have a turn! (guests tilt to the left and "aa-a-a")
And now, oh oh, take care of the kidneys,
In this place - not bumped, but a bump! (Guests jump and shout: "Op")
Willed to the right with delay,
Virtuoso, though late, bravo! (guests inclined to the right and "Oh-o-o")
The driver is going, no worries,
Again quickly to the left turn! (guests tilt to the left and "aa-a-a")
Rides, sings, presses on gases,
Stop, sharply brakes! (guests tilt forward and "wow")
Luck us further than a dashing riding,
Rifts under 100, oh-oh, hillock! (Guests jump and shout: "Op")
Someone has already prayed to the images,
Crossroads! And ... on the brakes! (guests tilt forward and "wow")
Our driver is brave:
Turn to the right, then to the left, (guests tilted to the right: “Oh-o-o-o” and to the left: “ah-ah”)
I waved a friend at the beer barrel,
So, I did not notice this bump, (the guests jump and shout: “Oops”)
The cabin has a strange environment,
It’s just time to drink, stop! (guests tilt forward and "wow")
(everyone drinks together)

Colored brings.

So that our girls are
Energetic and vigor,
You have to try guys
Find orange color

In a cloud of thoughts
The ladies are hiding.
Bring the color pink,
Let them dream.

So that the world is in the soul
And in the heart, peace
Bring the ladies
Blue color.

And so that with health
Everything was okay
Green ladies
Carry soon.

The girls wish
Cozy, warmth.
Bring the color yellow,
Rather, friends.

So that the ladies do not meet
falsehood and lies
You need white color
To bring them.

So that mani is in your pocket
And life is more fun
Bring the color of gold
They are quickly.

So that ladies are in love
The passions were full
You need, the color is red
To bring them.

And so that from the evil eye
There was a defense
Bring the girls
The color of silver.

Competitions for a cheerful company of adults for an anniversary

Competitions for a cheerful company of adults for the anniversary:

Auction from the anniversary

A bunch of gifts - one more beautiful,
You presented the anniversary to Pasha!
Thank you!" Pasha sends
But now his turn!
We will spend without deception
Auction from the anniversary!

Guests are heard tokens with numbers.

Our anniversary has arisen!
Did everyone get a present?
To wash the gifts,
It is necessary to pour into the stacks!

Test one day from childhood anniversary!

The host reads the words, and the anniversary repeats the movements that he hears.

There is such a bedspread
He will have to straighten up
After all, this is the start of the test here
(Elena) our work hard

Once upon a time, the girl appeared,
And the news of her shot upward.
Let's look at her
Where are you (Elena)? Apparently!

Woke up early in the morning
The eyes opened and stretched.
Once, behind the ear, I scratched
Two, hid in the nose.

So that everything is in order
(Lena) does exercises.
Legs wider, arms up
We will become slimmer than all.

Further on the bathroom campaign
Washing into everyday life.
We take in our hands, we take a washcloth
And everywhere we are Telz three

Everything seems to be okay
After a shower and charging,
We took the comb in our hands
They made hairstyle without flour

Then the tummy rumbled
He called to eat in the kitchen
We eat everything, we are with appetite
So that our baby is well -fed.

Here I was at the same to drink hunting
Give us a box of juice
We drink juice, and we are bastard,
Well, drink to the bottom soon.

And how to eat and get drunk,
So legs dance to the dance:
Legs to the right! Handles to the left!
So the dancing is e-mine!

Then sits on a horse
(Well, play this role)-with a finger to lure someone
Clutching the hair like a harness,
Shouts lingeringly "I-and-and-th.

Rolling, tired (Lena) something,
This is visible from the compote
The eyes began to close,
Handles with legs hang out.

This is what our baby is
And now you are sleeping tightly.
We finish the report on this
Finita la comedy, friends.
And let's say together our Lena
Happy birthday! Hooray!

Competitions for a cheerful company of adults for a wedding

Competitions for a cheerful company of adults for a wedding:

• With the word, the call is the first sector - knocking on glasses and glasses;
• A big change of the second sector - claps together in a hand;
• The children (children's) the third sector - stomping his feet.

Text:
The school schedule is the best time -
A big change - she is glad of the kids!
Only get a call to call on her
And then the clatter of children's legs is heard:
They run to the dining room, meet the cooks,
A big change - she is glad of the kids!
We need to run into the yard, eat porridge and pie,
Until the bell rang for the lesson,
With a friend to call and finish the game,
I will save a big change in my heart!
Alas, she is not eternal and again rings the bell.
And again the clatter of children's legs is heard ...
But the call of the latter is time,
And from the yard from the school leaves the kids.
And ahead of everyone has big changes,
And now they must be congratulated! (Toast)

Tables for wedding

Men shouting - why did you get married?
Women scream - we wish children!

Each verse ends with this phrase. First, men, and then women complete the next quatrain ...

Tosts sounded at the wedding today
We will summarize the result, what we wished ...
Every friend of the groom distinguished himself
After all, he asked - why did you get married?

At the same time, the wife pushed her husband,
To the order, at the same time, called
And hinted, -the and pour
And to the bride - we wish the children!

At the same time, husbands nodded dutifully,
Glasses, glasses devastated
And why argue? The groom was distinguished
The bachelor is surprised - why did you get married?

Girls, showing off, go to dance
They are accurately to light up.
And they report the planet of the whole today
About the fact that the bride. - we wish the children!

The witness to dutifully pays
He does not speak to the kidnappers, he will grab it!
But he decided to ask the groom, -
Dear friend - why did you get married?

The friend at the same time laughs carefree
He knows, the friend will not wait for the answer
You wish better sunny days
And I repeat - we wish the children!

Children at the wedding may not have a place
But how beautiful the bride and groom are!
The little boy suddenly decided to ask
Uncle the bridegroom - why did you get married?

The bride decided to answer herself, -
I found frank very words ...
Many tender nights are waiting for us ahead
Tell us again - we wish the children!

At that moment everyone agreed
This idea was not surprised
At the same time, so united
Let the world hear how we shout - bitterly!

Competitions for a fun company adult corporate

Competitions for a cheerful company of adults corporate

Musical guess

In this song, the beast was
Do not give a damn about the wolf
Know, the grass was mowed for yourself
Singing loudly

The girl went ashore
I poured out my soul to everyone.
About the one I loved
I started a song.

If the road crosses
They say you're out of luck
Call the song quickly
This is a song ... "Black cat"

In this song girls
They stand at the wall,
Boys in deficiency
Directly yielding.

If the weather frowns
And in the heart torture
Helps to smile
Song about ... "Smile"

I will eat you from love
I am burning, I'm all in taste
Everyone knows this song
This song ... "Musi-Pushi!"

Snow's cherry,
Round Moon.
The girl is sad
That she is alone.

And when we freeze
And the nose blushes
Then we sing a song ...
"Oh, frost, frost"

I want to wish you love
Consent - why is it more?
No wonder the valley sings
The most important thing ... "Weather in the house"

The game-victor "Soap operas"

Why do we love the series?
And how can you not love them?
Without them, probably, it became boring
We have an evening at home.
All day we are in anticipation of happiness
And every time we hurry home
After all, we are with soap operas in slavery
Summing up Izaur herself.

Excerpt 1.
All in this film: Paradise and Hell,
And apples fresh aroma ... ("Paradise apples.")

Excerpt 2.
Here the viewer is happy and satisfied
After all, Abdulov himself is in the title role! ("Next-2".)

Excerpt 3.
And instead of "Santa Barbara" see
The story of a large Russian family. ("Moscow Saga".)

Excerpt 4.
Who watched this series with binge,
Bless to the Bulgakov heroes. ("The Master and Margarita".)

Excerpt 5.
We, as health, have become dear to us.
Heroes: Therapist and venereologist ... ("Interns.")

Excerpt 6.
They studied, quarreled, fell in love,
And very quickly they said goodbye to childhood. ("Cadet".)

Excerpt 7.
Another series. He is funny but long:
Five handsome daughters and dad is beloved. ("Father's daughters".)

Excerpt 8.
By the day of all students, he was dedicated.
Students are lucky, but Tatyans are not very good. ("Tatyana's Day".)

Excerpt 9.
The ugly dropped out of the beret, took off her glasses,
It was as if for twenty years the beauty was. ("Do not be born beautiful.")

Excerpt 10.
How could the audience fall in love with
To this forest girl from the taiga? ("Efrosinya".)

Let those who love the series,
And further loyalty to them is stored.
And who does not like (there are a lot of them),
Let them not speak out loud.

"Fluster stick"

On the cards, you need to write tasks in advance, the guest is given a stick, after which he pulls out the card and makes a stick what is written there to the corresponding music.

1. You're a prying eye you are for a moment, tell us the reincarnation.
Eastern warrior you do not work! You do not refuse dexterity.
Part of martial arts in training in training.

2. You are now the king of the road. Hands feed, not legs
This rod in your hands scores on all fear.
You now portray how you slow down the car.

3. You are an idol of the masses, in rock - super, in rock - as.
And with the title of the rock of the star, you have long come to terms.
Nearby is a microphone with a stand, light up more, strain.

4. You are on the ice, not on the floor, on skates you play the game
In the hands of a hockey player, you are not in your game
And you sent the enemy to the gate aptly
And, probably, someone will say: "Eh, the second storm has disappeared."

5. You are an outstanding barlist, a specialist in weights.
But this bar is harder than those that were before.
You raise it soon with perseverance and diligence.

6. In childhood, you read fairy tales? We want to show
Not a hero in the saddle, but a yagu on the throat.
Picture everything without falsehood, fly as far as possible.

7. You fish on the river, fishing rod in your hand
Show us fish fishing, how you got your catch.
Yes, to voice all those words if the fish broke.

8. And you imagine that you are a striptease star,
And the pole is standing in front of you
You are very erotic for us, you are very erotic
And show us a sexy groovy dance.

9. Imagine that a film is about musketeers.
We decided to remove right now and now
You pull out the sword effectively and with enthusiasm
And you will give it to her, please us!

10. Do not be offended by our friend-
And the personality is bright now to portray you
Here is a mop, my floors, grumble, swear
A cleaning lady of a beauty aunt Nyura must be shown.

11. And before you stands a flashlight
But it is not necessary to get on it
Imagine you drank with a liner
And the column is heavier.

12 Well, you need to portray a biologist,
So modest, with a clock.
Perhaps you will catch a butterfly
And in life there will be everything with a bundle.

13. Imagine that you are in hot hot Africa
And a flock of jaguars rushes for you.
And before you there is a great palm tree.
Try to jump on it, but just do not stand!

14. You need to imagine that Shrovetide.
The people decided to walk right here
Here is a column for a street fun.
Go to collect gifts on it soon.

15. You are a circus artist
And you have to show the number under the dome immediately
Here is a lifesaver for your balance
And just forward you walk along the thread!

Interesting contests for a cheerful company of adults

Interesting contests for a fun company of adults:

"Remember songs with female and male names"

Remember songs with names:

• Katya take the phone
• Margarita ...
• And I'm in the garden for lily ...
• Suzanne, Suzanne
• Alena, Alena - I'm twisting a disc disk
• Antoshka, let's go dig potatoes
• Stewardess named Jeanne
• Natalie, quench my sorrows Natalie
• Oh Lech, I'm so bad without you
• Julie, Julia
• Hi Andrew
• Our Borka Babnik
• Pink roses Svetka Sokolova
• And Kolya, Nikolasha, where would we meet you
• Let's drink Natasha, dry wine
• Lisa - don't fly away
• Blue skirt, ribbon in the spit, who does not know Lyubochka
• Alexandra, Alexander - this name is familiar to us
• To Alice - who is Ellis
• Masha doll, doll Dasha
• Kristina’s name day
• Went ashore Katyusha
• No need to frown
• I have goosebumps from my Natasha
• In-in-va, Vova plague
• I love you Dima, let the winged car
• Big Turtle named Natasha
• Vova - Turman - I will reaches, you will be glad to such a neighbor
• Vova Plague ...
• I fell in love with hot in Dmitry Anatolich (and this is about Medvedev)
• Yura, Yura, I'm such a fool
• Margarita - you didn't forget
• Oh you Galya, Galya young ...
• Soap Marusenka white legs
• Maroussia 1, 2, 3
  

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"Musical and dance marathon"

For those who are not tired of a gram
I am announcing a dance program!
Rock'n'roll!!! It starts ours
Dance marathon !!
(sounds rock and roll)

Louder music play
Help the best pair.
We will take a break now
We’ll start dancing a waltz for you!
(sounds a waltz)

Which of you is a dancer, artist ???
He will dance a twist for us!
(sounds twist)

This dance is not a novelty -
And the Georgian Lezgika!
(Lezginka)

Taka -enka-Dad is not easy,
It is, although childish, it is very clockwork !!!
(Letka-Tenka)

We continue the dance competition
Tango, we offer you all !!!
(Tango)

We all have fun live
We will continue the holiday
And how early it is -
We need to droop the lady !!!
(Lady)

Who is glad to dance today
Dance of little ducks?
(Dance of little ducks)

We will start dancing Lambadu,
Who is sitting - we will take with us !!!
(Lambada)

We continue to dance
We should play a gypsy !!!
(gypsy)

Narrow on the track again,
Everyone delights everyone
It turns out that the dance is Russian,
Come on, wider circle!

About the sunny glory of the Caucasus,
About the mountain haze blue,
Friends, let him tell you right away
Lezginka - a fire dance!

This dance has two names
Without twenty -eight
Or 7-40.

Today it is not necessary to be sad here,
And this friendly brigade,
To have fun until you drop,
Let's fulfill the passionate Lambada!

To the sounds of Greek bazuk,
A wide circle blossomed friends.
Their faces bloom like poppies
We dance together we are Sirtaki!

Scattering with bells,
The string sound went around!
There are gypsies in the Caucasus,
So dance dance, friend!

Happiness fell to our share!
Today we’ll settle here!
And right here, on this dance floor,
Let's get in the major rock and roll!

At the ballroom (this) dance, the questionnaire is simple:
He was born for a long time, and light and cheerful.
He is suitable for everyone who is not yet a hundred,
For those who are not enough songs alone.

There is not a little about the waltz.
He is in the songs and poems.
And how many dancing would it be unprecedented,
But right, better waltz - no!

Dance is a good friend!
Dance more, not at normal.
Today everyone should be
In a great dance form!

"Orchard"

First, each fruit says its own poetic fragment, then they dance. After they are joined by the rest of the guests.

Presenter: Well, fruit, stand in a row!
Together you ...
(fruit in chorus) Fruit garden!

I am a lilac plum, ripe, garden!
I'm good for the stomach
Eat - picked up the soul.

I am green apple,
On a twig is fortified!
You always eat me
There is a lot of iron in me,
Koli hemoglobin is high,
The road will be easy!

I am a ripe pear
Apple girlfriend!
Oh, with me, the ass,
Vitamins are good
Treat yourself with juicy pear
Stay young!

I am apricot, in the south grew!
I have a rough side
Buy me for the future,
I am always in compote,
Not simple water there!
Tasty, sweet ... Pip
And with me, you will be with me!

I am a pot -bellied orange,
I will bring joy and one!
How to bite off once
As if for an hour
You will go to paradise!
What is there to think? - Choose!
Hurry up, hurry, invite me to visit!

I am a strawberry
Your sister!
Children love me very much
Well, adults behind this
Everyone goes to the forest in the summer,
Collected in tuesok.
In the summer I wait everyone to visit
At least in the market, at least in the forest.

Presenter: Well, fruit, stand in a row!
Together you ...
(fruit in chorus) Fruit garden!

Presenter: Fruits, you are so good!
You dance to us from the bottom of my heart!
The apple is beautiful, our, of course, the “apple” will dance.

Oh, the pear is excellent, and only
She will daches the Polish for us.

Plum and strawberry, red barrel
We will dance the "gopach"!

And orange and apricot, do not complex,
"Dance of Little Swans" will dance to us.

And now,
Who wants to become healthy, you need to get up quickly and quickly,
To join the fruits, spin with them in dancing!

Dancing-Russian dancing, Lambada, Lezginka, Letka-ONKA and Gypsy (fragments of 30-40 seconds).

Simple funny contests for adult company at the table

Simple funny contests for adult company at the table:

"Machine alphabet"

The host reads the text, and guests guess the name of the car. The one who guesses the most will receive a prize.

"Volga" "Volvo" escorted,
He kept her by the wing,
kissed her so gently
Already his motor trembled!

i somehow rode with Juliet Romeo,
The excellent car "Alfa Romeo"!
They drove at high speeds,
Sometimes forgetting about sinful passions!

the letter B and the letter m,
And behind them the letter B -
Here is a German car
Under the name "BMW".

we got into this car,
No more spacious Gazelle!
Pear ate, sang songs -
So we rode for two weeks!

he doesn't run anywhere,
How solid is the "jeep"!
But on the other hand for all bumps
“Jeep!

To go around half -ground.
I somehow sat in the Zhiguli
Pour more the tank more fully
And drank, drank, drank!

the full body loaded.
hard worker Old "ZIL"
He is lucky for a construction site,
After all, ZIL is accustomed to work!

if you value you prestige
Buy the Izh car!
Izh has been tested and verified -
In this brand I'm sure!

Speaking from the mud to the bunch.
They drive exactly at Kamaz.
I disagree with that "KAMAZ",
"From the princes, everyone goes to the mud!"

he loves to eat gasoline
all the longer limousine,
He is dressed with chic
Wedding often he rinses!

who throws a mournful cry?
This is our poor Moskvich!
The hood rusted through and through -
He calls us to the rescue!

piques interest,
How the Mercedess works
. One hundred horses under the hood -
What progress has come to!

Having eaten for breakfast croissant
Nissan was insatiable.
After drinking two buckets of gasoline,
Nissan was not saturated!

this sign is known to everyone -
Gray lightning zigzag!
The Opel has a problem:
He is in love with his emblem.

cast disks, do not count the devices
Cool car "Peugeot-206":
narrow headlights, chic salon, -
This is not a car, but a fabulous dream!

we’ll go to visit my grandmother,
We are on my father's "Victory"
I will bring her five feather
And the pills "Aspirin".

she is allowed to go!
Renault growls joyfully:
I click on the pedal
I take off to the night distance!

i go in the sutra in "Bistro",
I buy Citro there,
I fill in the "Citroen",
I eat food and bagel
(I'm hungry, like a beast) ...
What should I steer now?!

all wasted, not on the iot
Complete gas gives Toyota, -
She did not advance.
Transfer from Toyota
Not connected.

“I am a high -class car! -
convinces all the "UAZ"-
You looked at me,
When I give a complete gas! "

Who is proud of his name?
Well, of course this is "Ford"
Ford was made at the factory,
And I owned the Ford factory!

To go to Copenhagen,
I'll start my "Volkswagen"
And then I wave back:
Traveling is nice!

he says Hyundu Honda:
“I want to ride James Bond,
It is only a pity that this bond
Not a big lover of Honda!

“What am I, brothers, badly! -
The tank is crying plaintively:
full of belly milk,
And the road is far! "

here is a hitch so outlaid!
The "seagull" began to ask,
“If I really want to
I'll fly in the sky! "

i rode in February,
On the chic "Chevrolet"
But a cheerful March came - -
I lost my excitement!

there are no cars for the letter E,
than I am quite satisfied,
And there are no them in the yu either, -
The path is open, green light!

“I'm not a squirrel, not a mosquito,
I am a jaguar car!
On my door is blush
On the trunk tan! ”

Chamomile (from balls) - in them are notes.

A person chooses a ball, bursts it and performs everything that is written in the note.

Well, I will have to
Sveta dance to perform.
I can only lezginka
And please give me a dagger.

I'm for a cute Svetochka
I will sing ditties.
Stop the leg, clap a pen
Get out of the girlfriend!

I, without experiencing flour
I am standing before Sveta.
I will kiss the light
And in the ear I will whisper.

I will become for sweet Sveta
Songs to sing, read poetry.
You are dear guests
I will ask me not to interfere!

I congratulate Svetlana
I will stretch the sponges forward.
Smoke in the cheeks, smoke in the lips,
And now her turn!

I don't know, dear
How to please you.
Maybe just stand me
Or pour vodka to everyone?

For me, the task is not simple
You need to congratulate the light.
Stiring the belly dance,
I dance until I drop!

We ask the light to smile,
To plunge into your childhood.
From the nursery-garden babies
You will be congratulated from the heart!

As for Svetlana on a birthday
I will fulfill "Karavay"
I will scream the louder
"Whoever you want, select!"

I am Svetlana you today
I will surprise very much.
I dance the gypsy
Tolstoy booty will turn!

I'll draw today
Our Svetochka is a portrait.
Give me rather paper
There is no thought-there is no talent!

Why am I so worried?
I will explain my friends now.
Our dear light
I will invite you to tango.

Riddle contests for a fun company adult

Competitions of riddles for a cheerful company of adults:

Turning proverbs and sayings

We must say the usual, well -known text of the proverb to replace the one that will sound:

• Happiness moves the company (trouble does not come alone)
• Ladies in a carriage - slices harder (woman from a cart - mare is easier)
• Lysina - male disgrace (braid - girlish beauty)
• From the courage of the back of the head is small (the eyes are great in fear)
• Alien dress is far from the face (your shirt is closer to the body)
• The police shoes get wet (the hat is on the thief)
• Below the heels you can land (you can’t jump above your head)
• I pretended to be a bloom - get out of the hood (called it with a load - climb into the body)
• Chicken boar girlfriend (goose pig is not a comrade)
• Ask the clergyman to scold the clerk, she will heal the back of the head (make the fool pray to God, he will break his forehead)
• The cow occasionally hides cleanliness (the pig will always find dirt)
• The teetotaler of the puddle to the chin (drunk sea knee
• Lies of ears caresses (though the eyes are baked)
• The idleness of the lover intimidates (the master is afraid)
• One happiness - many questions (seven troubles - one answer)
• This is bad if it starts badly (everything is fine that ends well)
• Facial clock - despondency for the year (time - funny hour)
• Save yourself, and throw the enemy (die yourself, and help your comrade)
• Get 1 dollar, and get rid of one enemy (do not have one hundred rubles, but have a hundred friends)
• I took up nonsense - sit cowardly! (Business before pleasure!)
• The purchased (stolen) car in the hood is necessarily peeled (they do not look in the gingerbread horse in the teeth)
• There is thick, where it is not sewn (where it is thin, and there it breaks)
• I forgot if the change, then he died on Kolyma (I would have known the bonus - I would live in Sochi)
  Serve, standing under the back (reign, lying on the side)
• Bede is a brother of mediocrity (brevity - talent sister)
• Throw your eyes to your idleness (do not stick your nose in other people's affairs)
• Some victims may guess where the ducks come from (every hunter wants to know where the pheasant is sitting)
• Get away from the new washing machine (stay at a broken trough)
• New enemies are worse than the old one (an old friend is better than two new ones)
• The invited impostor is better than the Japanese (an uninvited guest is worse than Tatar)
• It’s bad at home, and it doesn’t matter at a party (it’s good at a party, but it’s better at home)
• Sobbing from the bay-bary-a property of genius (laughter for no reason-a sign of fools)
• Duck boar friend (goose pig is not a comrade)
• He hides who sometimes loses (who is looking for, he will always find)
• For one teacher, an adult with glasses (the seven nannies of a child without eye)
• Then the drunk in the shower, which is sober in the throat (which is sober on the mind, then the drunk in the tongue)
• The letters are like eagles - fly and slip away (the word is not a sparrow - it will fly out, you will not catch)
• It is necessary to praise the reflection if the face is straight (there is nothing to blame on the mirror, if the mug of the crooked)
• The contribution of non -payment is terrible (debt payment is red)
• For Juan, not Sombrero (according to Senka and a hat or on the Yereme and a cap)
• Small kayak - a small flight (a large ship - a big swimming)
• Weight - five, and two weekends (business - time, fun - hour)
• The eyes of the old people are silent for a lie (the mouth of the baby verbs the truth)
• You will also abandon the bird in the sea with the lazy one (you can’t easily pull out the fish from the pond)
• Puppies to scare - to run near the park (not to be afraid of wolves - do not go to the forest)
• One shoe, and that buttons (100 clothes, and all without fasteners)
• He hates the entertainment of smart people (the work of fools loves)
• Sell \u200b\u200ba stroller in winter and dump truck in the summer (cook sleds in the summer, and a cart in winter)
• The wine does not flow over the standing sand (water does not flow under the lying stone)
• The night has fun in the morning, because there is no one to relax (the day is bored until the evening, if there is nothing to do)
• Fifty -four - peasant cucumber for the first time (forty -five - woman berry again)
• A separate ostrich scolds someone else's desert (every Kulik praises his swamp)
• Cat - the enemy of the monkey (dog is a friend of man)
• Freeze the lizard under your back (warm the snake on your chest)
• Satiety disappears per minute of hunger (appetite comes during meals)
• Great idle is worse than a tiny business (a small thing is better than a big idleness)
• For the only fool, there are not enough difficulties (for any sage is quite simplicity)
• The dog has a continuous post (not all the Cat Shrovetide)
  

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Burners of the names of modern films and TV shows:

• Sergeant Lightning: quarantine patient (Major Thunder: Plague Doctor)
• Ada and the first unicorn (Ryia and the last dragon)
• The place is born (not the time to die)
• White groom (black widow)
• A subordinate from whom the sand is pouring (boss-millet)
• Frankness Cookare (The Secret of Coco)
• Blessed Ocean (Island of the Damned)
• Hot brain (cold heart)
• Red movie (Green Book)
• Hare on Broadway (wolf with Wall Street)
• Charming zero (disgusting eight)
• The maid is silent (the king says!)
• Uryupinsky Symphony (Bohemian Ropsody)
• Many times on Mosfilm (once ... in Hollywood)
• Therefore, men give birth (why women kill)
• The practice of a small decline (the theory of a big explosion)
• White portrait (black mirror)
  

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Over -line names of old films:

• Do not be afraid of the bike (beware of the car)
• Iron leg (diamond hand)
• Paris trusts smiles (Moscow does not believe in tears)
• Black Moon Jungle (White Sun of the Desert)
• Magic routine (ordinary miracle)
• Hatred with eagles (love and pigeons)
• Russian released (Caucasian captive)
• Weekday (carnival night)
• The predictable ordinary of the Chinese from America (incredible adventures of Italians in Russia)
• Treasury kids (old robbers)
• Closed by the Moon (tired of the sun)
• A gentle ditty (cruel romance)
• The point of separation is allowed to be left (the meeting place cannot be changed)
• Sunny World (Star Wars)
• Law -abiding cinema (criminal reading)
• Arrived by Shtil (carried away by the wind)
• Crowd on the street (one at home)
• Innocence from a small village (sex in the big city)

Song contests for a fun company of adults

Song contests for a fun company of adults:

Quiz "song shifts".

The essence of entertainment: take the lines of songs and retell them with words with the opposite meaning, we must guess the original.

For example, on one of the forums (thanks to the author) such shifts are offered:

- Where are you lying, piercing, thick aspen? (What are you standing, swinging, thin mountain ash?)
- He ate someone else's “Dirol” with the sweetener (she chews his “orbits” without sugar).
- There is so little water with silver in the houses of Semipalatinsk (there are so many gold on the streets of Saratov)
- Girls are so little married, and you hate the idle (there are so many idle guys, and I love married).
- Squat useful climbs under you, their bright weakness grows sweetly. (Vortexes are hostile over us, the dark forces are angry with us viciously)
- Lie down the village of sweetheart, lie down on the world living (get up the country is huge, stand on a mortal battle).
- 35, 35, 35 black asters. From the door, from the door, I hear from the door.
(Million, a million, a million scarlet roses, from a window, from a window, you see from a window)
- A terrible girlfriend in his arms, in the body we will relax in the buzz (boldly, comrades, keep up with the spirit in the struggle).
- Gadko sisters, disgusting, disgusting to die (Love love, LOW, LOW LIVE).
- Oh, how to disappear, oh how it should disappear from the village! (Ah, how I want to return, ah, how I want to break into the town!)
- The terrible, terrible, terrible, rude demon of heaven (sweet, dear, dear, my gentle angel of the earth).
- a tube died in the steppe, he drove into the steppe (a Christmas tree was born in the forest, she grew in the forest).
- Here they are boys, long pants (well, where are you girls, short skirts).
- Lie down, praise, reinforced, a plot of well -fed and gentlemen! (Get up, branded curse, the whole world of hungry and slaves!)
- Hi, Tatar Sasha, your ears will be bitter, like compote (goodbye, sir gypsy, your lips were sweet, like wine).
- The lunar square, the soil inside, then the sculpture of the girl (solar circle, the sky around, this is a drawing of a boy).
-Jump, bracket, you ran away in a straight line, jumping, bracket, I unloaded you a little (gop-stop, we came around the corner, gop-stop, you took a lot of yourself).
- 5 black goats, 5 black goats, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday (three white horses, three white horses, December, January and February).
- Big Baobaba hot in the summer (a small Christmas tree is cold in winter)
-Hatred, rock and roll and winter! (Love, Komsomol and Spring!)
- the young Konovalov jumped out the window (the old man Kozodoev slides along the roof).
- In the middle of the clouds they bastard (clouds go frown on the border).
- Here in front of the showers, occasionally sober (there behind fogs, eternal drunk).
- And your enemy is worse than us a waltz is dancing (but my friend plays the best blues).
- I forgot one of my mole (I remember all your cracks).
- Glorus, mother, mother of the manager! (Battalion commander, dad, dad, battalion commander)
- Shapoklyak, adversary, well, you got up openly? (Cheburashka, friend, why did you get into the corner?)

Children's songs-outputs

• Over the forests, above the forests, a gray cart flies from you (through the fields, in the fields of the Blue Tractor goes to us)
• Jung, Jung, frown (captain, captain, smile)
• The red cart is standing, it will not move (the blue carriage runs, sways)
• One sad chicken died with my grandfather (two cheerful goose lived with a grandmother)
• You can not stand graceful to drivers in the sand (let pedestrians run clumsily in puddles)
• With a grin, a cheerful night darker (from a smile gloomy day brighter)
• You will always be an ordinary thing with the name (I was once strange, an nameless toy)
• You are standing under the moon (I'm lying in the sun)
  

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Modern dog songs

• You are from infinity. But this night crawled, you found (I am in the moment. And which was the day, I did not notice)
• I forgot, you took off, unlike the planets, cooling in a vacuum (you remember, we fell like stars, burning in the atmosphere)
• Then seriously, you parted under the limousine (this is not a joke, we met in the minibus)
• Therefore, they took a fee from you once, once, although you did not talk about me (if they paid me every time, every time I think about you)
• The vegetable of corn, bebe, shakes his foot, crawls out of the underground (raspberry berry, op-Op-Op, twists his head, flies into the top)
• Sclerosis is my hated tree (forget -me -not, your favorite flower)
• Hate him, hate it! Cold ice, in the morning and evening, freezing the soul (love me, love! Hot fire, night and day, burning my heart)

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