Comic recognition of love - a girl, a woman, a guy, a man: the best selection

In this material you will find comic confessions in love. Yes, such recognition in the most strong feelings can also help in certain circumstances, for example, when you want to cheer up your soulmate.

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Comic recognition of love just like that

Comic admission of love just like that:

I love you, I swear the whole world
And I will tell you about it,
Like a cybernetic programmer.
Well, that's it, I'm starting - List.
Your interface is so pleasant to me
And so thought out deeply,
Intuitively, he is clear
It is easy for me to communicate with you.
Your gaze sparkles like a scanner;
You are so beautiful - there are no words;
You reminded me of a flash banner,
Well, or the best of GIFs.
Like a rug of your chest elastic,
She is rounded like a “mouse”.
I want to try a friend
How she lies in her hand.
And your stomach suddenly reminded me
Samsung is a flat monitor.
Your image reminded me of my image,
I burned a motor on the cooler.
And my heart overheated
Servation, like a “stump-cyone”,
And often, often stood up,
Like a gigahertze "Aton".
I want to stick with you
According to the TCP protocol
And yours to stay forever
And replace you Win XP.
I love you when you eat dumplings:
You put two at once in your mouth,
And then you chew slowly
And you send right to the esophagus.
And here are two more for the fork,
Putting the head over the edge of the table,
Then for some reason you will merge the whole sour cream-
And again their warm bodies in the mouth.
They leave silently, without emotion
They hide from the eyes into oblivion ...
So we will have to someday someday
Go to the hour appointed by fate.
Well, for now, we like this life
(Probably, she and life)
I’ll cook more, eat, eat, eat! ..
But only, I ask, do not choke.

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Lilac fog, crystal gloom of the glass,
Amurs on the clock, vain words Nabat ...
When you left, the conductor understood:
Do not turn the old clock.
Saying goodbye, you said in Polish: “Please, Pani,
Go away, completely leave, like a painful delirment.
This is my body: I \u200b\u200bdo not want dates.
Reason, contrary to - why break a comeda? "
... I was not for long in the whole universe.
Mirrors flicker near my bed.
I am sad and easy: now I am with Gena.
The folk path has not overgrown me.

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I loved to read from my tender childhood
About the feelings that the Shakespeare was sung,
She imagined herself a heroine
And passionately dreamed of going to Juliet.
And finally, among the noisy ball,
He met me - my Romeo Montecca!
I, of course, instantly recognized him
And then he fell in love with him forever!
And the eyes met ... The arms opened ...
And my dreams were bright and brave! ..
But I, alas, had no understanding,
That from childhood he dreamed of going to the hotel ...

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My dear, I'm not a shark
Not dangerous, here are the cross.
But you were blown away like a wind
Run dear, get tired!
Do not consider me impudent
If you want, even get.
Love not from under the stick,
Open the heart wide open.
I don’t understand what you are cowardly,
Do you slip away like a burbot?
The elbow is close, you will not bite,
I will be after another!
Five minutes to your fees
You can even without a coat.
We’ll close the curtains tight,
So that no one will jinx us !!!

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A separate office in a cozy restaurant,
Champagne in ice and dinner for two.
Wrapped in BOA, on a velvet sofa
You are sitting, and I have calmed down at your feet.
Heavenly Beauty turned my head,
Under the gaze of marvelous eyes, I like a hop.
I have no life without you! Decide: or - or ...
But remember one thing - Madame, I love you!
And the candles on the table discard the shadows,
And the reflections of the fire play in the crystal.
You see? - I knelt before you!
More beautiful you, Madame, are not women on earth!
No need to say that everything is indifferent to you.
I will instantly catch the falsity of the foggy phrase.
Open lying into your eyes, apparently, not familiar.
Learn with me - Madame, I love you!

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The soul cannot exist without love!
Living without it is pointless, dreary!
Well, the heart is joyfully knocking,
At the sight of a girl ... or at least a beer!

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Love is addiction! Or maybe a panacea?
People are given to her without sparing ...
Love to understand, sometimes impossible,
And you need to strive for it carefully.

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If you fell in love.
Fixile and hot.
Spit, so that the feeling lasts longer,
Through the left shoulder!
Accelerate clouds with your hands
And prayed in the sun.
Well, and so, just in case
Learn to cook.

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In your soul - a continuous mess,
In your dreams - complete nonsense,
In your words - Beliberda ....
And I am all this, no doubt
I still love you in you !!!

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"Tick-so is the clock"
Tick-so is the clock,
And with them days and nights.
How good that you
Beloved, there is very much!

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"Darling, you're so cruel!"
Beloved, you are so cruel!
Well, who does this:
I stole my heart right from the threshold
Dating - and it is alive ...

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"Darkness"
I am a date for the fifth hour
I paint my last eye.
It’s a pity it's too late. Darkness
Hide what beauty!
It's more complicated and more complicated
It becomes hidden to me:
I love it more tender every day,
What in words cannot be conveyed!

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Love enchants us, inspires us,
To be better, kinder helps,
Let the whole world breathe with a feeling beautiful,
Well, life will become bright and clear!
There is no more mysterious miracle.

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What could be more beautiful than love?
And if you have this gift of heaven,
Then you please keep it!
Show me compassion,
You see, the heart burns with love
I only have a desire with you
Call with you as soon as possible.

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The universe will approve my personal choice,
The subject of my passion is very nice!
Love is stronger, it will last forever,
I am not tea in one person!

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And before I could not believe in a miracle
And that love is in the world,
Now only your image is everywhere
Not to break her nets.

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Think, because we could
Do not meet each other at all ...
My only one, thanks
For the fact that you are in the world.

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What is love? O love! O love!
This is the sun in the blood, it is in the flame of blood!
This is a heavenly canopy, gained again!
Death over the world reigns, and love over death!
I love you, I don't love you
I love funny and ineptly.
I love for a long time ...
I love insanely selflessly.
I love desperately and passionately, every second, hourly.
But I don't know how to tell you
About the feeling that it is burning in me,
That I love so inconsolably, so chaste and gentle ....

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You are pain and light, peace and fear,
You are the fickery of the sky on the lips,
The melody that I sing!
You are life, and I love her !!!

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Your name whispers the music of the rain,
Your name the sky drops by drops,
Only the sky, only the rain understands,
How my heart suffers without you ...

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To love you is my desire.
You are a star for me in darkness.
I have my charm in you
The whole meaning of life on Earth.

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You are like inspiration for me
What inspires my life,
And, having forgotten doubts about everyone,
I shout loudly: "I love!"

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I can not live without you!
I do not smile and do not sleep ...
But the reason is so simple:
I love you madly!

Comic recognition of love to a woman

Comic admission to the woman:

I want to warm, I want to hug
I want to undress, kiss,
I want love, I want fire,
In short, I love you!

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I want you and no one else
I want the happiness of the female with you, simple,
And I don’t need anything else,
I want you, because all mine is yours.

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Forget what happened before
Let's start first life without falsehood
I so want to hug you
Love, caress and hug.

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I want you, well, where are you going to disappear?
Why do you leave again for a long time,
How much I still have to wait
Before I finish writing here?

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I want to touch your lips,
I want to climb under your heel,
I want you to scream with me,
I want you to endlessly end.

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I want to forget what happened
I want you to forget
I want you to surrender to me
I want you to get started.

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I want to see you,
I want to hug you,
I want you lips
Caress the eyelashes.
I want you to be forgotten
I want you to ...
I loved all night madly ...
I'm already crazy!

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I want to hug you and calm you down
Touch your lips, not in thoughts - in reality
And whisper in the ear “I am with you,
Love me as I love you. "

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I want you, I don't need another
After all, you are the only one in the world
The best in dreams and in reality,
I dream of you, I want you.

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For happiness I need very little -
I want to hug you gently,
I always want to be with you nearby
And never let go!

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I miss your lips
I want to kiss with you
I dream to look into your eyes
And never part again.

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I will draw a finger on the cheek with the right hand,
I will gently start my claws in the back ...
I want to kiss you endlessly.
Is it possible to sleep with such thoughts?

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I love white rose,
And the quiet voice of the nightingale.
And a lot of stars in the sky,
But most of all, I love you!

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Your eyes confuse me
When you look at me!
As if you want to fall in love
And I love you for a long time!

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I love you funny, thoughtful, funny.
I love you angry, serious, mischievous.
And if you are capricious sometimes,
I love you anyway.
I always love you.

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Oh love! Hundreds of snowflakes
I'll give you a sunny forest,
Tart smell of spruce needles
And, of course, my SMS!

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It's so hard to write about love!
How much I want to tell!
Today you should find out:
I love! SMS catch!

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I want to love you always!
I want to live only for you!
Your eyes are like pure water!
I ask you to love me always!

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All the songs of the sea sound in my love,
Flowering apple trees Virgin outfit,
I will do everything - I did not know grief,
My words sound from my spiritual strings.

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I love you - these two words
Carry both joy and sadness,
You are near - I'm ready to take off
But no - heart's longing.

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Yes I love!
I will not hide
Why hide love in yourself.
I want to say
What are you right
Worthy of the best words.

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Only you are sweeter than everyone in the world
Girl of my dreams,
I admire you and admire you
You fill your life with happiness in full.

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My only, unique
I was fabulously lucky with you
Good, dear, beloved,
With you is so cozy and warm.

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Beloved, I always want to be with you,
My love, pure, bright,
You are the most important in my fate
All my thoughts are only about you.

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Having met you, I lost my peace and sleep
I'm in love with you in love with you
You are my star, my bright light,
There is more beautiful and sweeter in the world.

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I love you a girl!
I will write many times!
Your short skirt,
I drove crazy, I’ll tell you!

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I love you, and this is a secret.
This is a secret in my soul.
Now I wish to ask you ...
Do you love me, or not?

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My delicate light, very charm,
Unexpected surge in a rumbling fate,
Only for one of your existence
I am grateful to the sky and you.

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You are strong! - Passing through the abyss of hell,
In your soul you keep God's wonderful gift
From kindness and light, as a reward
For life is not for yourself, for life-fire.

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My prayer, my guttural exclamation,
A lump of fluffy feelings and passions,
You would hardly have been so desired
If not closed from people
Souls of vulnerable, trembling and sensitive
Under the mask of very easy simplicity ...
I saw !!! It’s even creepy from thought
How could you not notice what you are!

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From feelings to you both joyful and scary
As after a meeting with God or fate, -
The unthinkable tower is erected,
But are we? Or for you and me?
You are proud! - Without groans and reproaches
Fate and heaven went its hard path.
And if anyone is worthy of affection of rock -
You be it!

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My goddess, our meetings of instant
So little to me! And in the glimpses of the dawn
You know how to be such frank
That the heart breaks inside.
My salvation, I will not be forever,
But I know for sure - I'm yours to the end ...
And surprised: why is it a miracle for me
Given a greedy fate?!
My goddess, my earthly angel!

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You are the light of my eyes, my soul, my joy,
You are like a smile on my face, I don’t need more!
You are like snow that covers the earth,
Another rain to the autumn, which irrigates trees!

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My treasure, your love,
There is no more beautiful you, from the source of the century!
I'll compare you, I am with the wind, which blows the field,
With the river, which flows into the Blue Sea!

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You are like foliage on a tree, green in the spring,
And, like flowers in the garden, you are full of eye,
As anchor you are for the ship, my heart has chosen,
With whom will I like you, a branch of a wildproof dug.

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The words of your love are like the flowers of the Ethiopian Calla,
With caresses, you pamper me like a wasp protecting your sting,
I am only regretted that there was no happiness for long,
My hope drowned, somehow suddenly, it came badly!

Comic recognition of love to a man

Comic recognition of love to a man:

I follow you, like a tail,

To invite today!
I'll make a delicious dinner
And a meeting, as always, with love!
You just don't go sharply from the topic,
Better come to visit quickly!

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I saw the Sutra today -
You walked with someone under the alley under the handle ...
Now I have no rest all day! -
I want to arise you urgently thrashing!
Although ... maybe it seemed to me? ..
But I stayed evil again!
In short, this is: today at ten
Coat in the hallway to hang it,
Then he took off his hands off
And so as not to die from boredom
I came again in my arms!
I will wait for you in bed!
I would have said personally, but ... I’m shy ...

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It seems to me that I am falling in love ...
Do not rush to smile ...
I love exactly from the heart!
After all, you have a cool cat!
I am feeding him loving!
Do you want sex? But I'm tired!
I cleaned the socks around the house ...
I lowered the seat in the toilet ...
Then she sculpted for you cutlets ...
And you will come, I will wash the dishes
And then I will definitely sleep!
I don't know how to tell you about
But you got me to carry sweets!
Why do I need chocolate sweets,
When I am on a diet for three weeks!
You bring something else to me.
Do not know what? Then ask me!
You definitely do something wrong
I just don’t understand what yes, how ...
And it seems to me admitted to me
And in fidelity to the coffin, he definitely swore ...
BUT! Understood! You delayed again!
This time you definitely ran into again!

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The day passes ... after it is different ...
Well, where are you going, my dear ...
I'll wait no more for an hour
Well, then I’ll leave completely!
Ah, here you are! And where were you?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I just took out the garbage ...

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You want: I will now be approximate ...
And I will always wash the dishes always ...
And cook borsch and wash approximately!
And there will be sex more often!
I’ll just ask in return after
So that you bought me a lot of a kitten!

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I don't get you from you
What I love in every way:
I love and lying on the floor ...
And in the evening, and in the morning ...
I love SMSKi wait
And a hundred times to read them!

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You buzzed all my ears,
That your capital is very small!
But do I want a lot?
Just a fur coat on the shoulder!
And here's what I will tell you:
I'm not friends with you anymore!
My dear, true man!
We have an anniversary today!
And to avoid embarrassment,
Get ready to congratulate at night!
Prepare a gift and flowers,
Then you will get sex!

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I love you!
And this explains
Everything I do
And I feel now.

And it seems to me
That the sun shines brightly
And the world is beautiful -
All just for us.

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I love you - I will not hide you
I love you like a cat sour cream
I love you like a cat mouse
I love you like an elephant monkey,
I love you like a chain of a chain
I love you as a mother of a child
Like a guy his girl ...
In short, I love you !!!!!

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I want to admit to you
The heart is completely open.
I could not believe that it was possible
To love a person.

And now I understand
I am nowhere without you.
And I need your love
Like water among the sands.

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I miss you my beloved
The most affectionate and beautiful.
I can’t live a day without you,
I love you always and everywhere.
Be kind and beautiful
Be gentle and sweet.
With you, I feel strong.
Courageous and loving.
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Beloved, I'm in love with you
Full of feelings, passion is full.
I want to spend all the time with you.
Hug you, stroke with your hand.
Let's not pay attention to errors,
And instead, give each other smiles.
We will fill our hearts with joy.
We will walk in the noble crown.

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Favorite let me tell you
That the lifetime is impossible to turn back.
And love in my heart burns daily,
Let's not sit, but we will enter the present.
We will jump with you, laugh
To grin for the novelties of life.
Give warmth to each other and coziness,
Admire the sweet minutes.

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Love you! - I want to say.
My emotions cannot be restrained.
And for me, these feelings
They are most valuable in the world.

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I love! I will repeat a hundred times
And I carefully keep in my heart
Your image that is all miles
And there are no feelings of my stronger.

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Love you! And your eye shine
The moon is more beautiful, the sun is more tender.
You give me joy of understanding
The life itself is bright with you next to you.

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Love you! And happiness fills
All heart and all soul at a moment.
My love does not melt over the years,
And I hope to be always with you!

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You are like a quiet river
You are like soft grass
You came into my life from sleep,
I called me loved ones.

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I so want to admit to you
But maybe there is no words,
Capable of conveying power
Of my love. And here again

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All feelings humility and confusion
I am forming in the proposal:
“I love you, my dear,
And I dream of being loved. ”

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Honey, I admit frankly,
You just conquered me!
I probably did not meet in life, probably
Girls are more beautiful than you.

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I'll open my soul to you,
I give you the key to the heart,
I will not hide my feelings from you,
Dear, I love you!

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The arrow of love pierced the heart,
Now I am only yours forever,
I opened the door to you
And you, please, open yours!

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My love does not know the boundaries,
After all, you are my world, my ocean!
You are the one with whom the heart is blooming,
Let our novel forever last!

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My love for you is immeasurable
She is like a cosmos - endlessly.
You are indispensable for me.
Not seeing your face

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I am sad, only you are my light.
I love you so much, dear.
There are no people in the world,
And I do not want others.

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I didn't dream about such love
And I thought that all these were only fairy tales,
Until I suddenly met
Your beautiful, shining eyes!

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And these feelings are so inexplicable,
They excite me again and again!
You are indispensable for me,
After all, this is true love!

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You are more beautiful and nicer in the world,
Such as you, I can’t find anymore!
My love let you warm you,
And you, like the sun, are always shining!

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Let everything be with us, as in a fairy tale,
And the life of a wonderful magic will become!
I will give you love, warmth and affection,
So that every moment is filled with good!

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You are above the life of all!
The soul is burning, it does not allow to be forgotten!
The heart trembles with love stronger
And the bird is again striving for you!

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Take me soon
Take away for 100 seas,
You will get 10 years
18 I don't !!

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Impressive and serious,
Like a star path
You went down that evening
And he came to my meeting.
I was a little embarrassed
I laughed, broke
And I thought - he is cute
It is not able to refuse him.

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The reason is not clear
But at the whim of the Creator,
The body of every man,
It starts from the end!

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If you leave, not noticing love,
Chocolate candy chewing
Then let the horse be angry with you
And not the sun like me!

Comic confessions in love to the girl - joke

Comic confessions in love to the girl - joke:

My dear
I'm ready to go to the edge
And in a dream, and in reality
For you, I will tear my mouth !!!

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I am in you to the devils in love with you.
I am a sick person.
Between us, a couple of districts
Turned into a couple of Parsek.

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How fog is silvering the city
In the endless velvet of the night,
A kitten lives in it, for which,
My motor is pounding with a mormances.

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Passion becomes beckoning, cheating on me,
The heart indicator sees the target,
I am a rocket of the metro
Through a spatial tunnel.

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I am falling to my beloved's feet
I eat beauty with her eyes:
- I am loving a kind of disappearing,
- You see, at all.

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My love for you, like a dinosaur, is big,
She, like space, endlessly and edge!
I can't keep her secret
I love you more than anyone in the world!

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Days go, and I'm just as sad,
Lost sleep, the ability to eat ...
I would just see you
I would have to listen to your voice more often.

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Three roses blossomed in my soul,
To raise them alone annoying.
This is tenderness, passion and admiration.
Help in my garden, okay?

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I love you, as the Germans love beer,
It's still sincere, playful.

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I love you like a berry roll
And I am ready to give you many years.

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I love you, as they love sturgeon
For you, I am ready to walk all winter.

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I love you like chips with sour cream
For you, you are ready to wash in the bathroom.

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I love you, how children love chocolate
I love you more than anyone else.

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I love you like manna porridge
I will fulfill any request for you.

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I love you, like a sketch with jam
I give love to you with a poem.

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I love you, how the sea loves the sea
For you, I am ready to tell stories.

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I love you, as they love marmalade
I will put poetry in a musical way.

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I love you, how the honey bear loves you
I'm sorry I can't sing.

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I love you like a sprite in the heat
I give you a piece of the moon.

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I love you, how Ukrainians love fat
I just have little to be a friend for you.

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I love you like chewing gum
I would have died for others for a long time.

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I love you, how children love fairy tales
I love your blue eyes.

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I love you, tempting and simple
And nonsense that I am small.

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I love you,
My love is pure
Elevated, stubborn and naive,
For you, I can jump from the bridge,
And it is not disgusting to kiss your legs!

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With the effort of a minute I am without you
I worry and grind
And with you your time is your run at the same hour
Ten times instantly accelerate.

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Be beautiful like Malvina,
cheerful like Pinocchio
And like Cinderella - good,
As a princess is good.

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I love you, Bunny!
My fluffy soft friend!
I am not a tea in you -
Everyone knows it!

It's lonely without you
On the soul and heart - sadness,
And, I admit, dear,
I'm afraid to lose you!

I will hug you stronger
I will press the heart affectionately,
Better not in the world,
Because I love you!

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Quarrel with a sweetheart. There is no drama worse!
But what should be the nerd,
To ask for forgiveness from a lady,
Near the jewelry store ...
What is there to think? Let's just say.
There is a secret to absurd couples:
Never quarrel with a lady,
If you are not an oligarch.

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Quarrel with a sweet one: broken pots,
And a pan sits on his head.
You forgave all my sins
Starting from last July!

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Beloved, I don't blame you:
After all, I did not order you a menu.
But you cannot blame me -
I also ended up without me.

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Tell me how miraculously succeeds
You will wake up two animals in me?
One of them is obediently at the feet,
The second is ready to kill you for a long time!

I don't know how to call me a feeling,
Which is my blood?
I am ready with you in the winter, in the fall, in the summer ...
Probably love came to me!

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You live in my heart.
You live in my soul.
You live in my thoughts.
You live in your head ...
For rent when you pay!?

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You are the queen of my dreams
The dream of a free poet.
Say for mercy, how many roses
And how many cash envelopes
I have to give you
To earn your attention?
After all, to start accumulate
I need this state.
You are so beautiful and tender!
I am a huge love from love!
You are an impregnable princess
But I will break your fortress!

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I remember a wonderful moment:
We have syllableed with you
And multi -to -beeous community
In my soul, she left traces.

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Traces ... more precisely - memories
Your magical tenderness.
My awkward confessions
That no one is your relatives.

I am not a poet. Yes! I am not Pushkin.
Not Lermontov, not Tyutchev and not a block.
But, you agree, the poets did not write
Short and comfortable prog.

I am a computer programmer! And in this word
All the power, it would seem, is a careless mind,
Where thoughts, feelings are all one
Where the formulas are the world, and the control teams are a country!

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You are beautiful like Malvina
What captured Pinocchio,
And you are cunning like a fox
Deep, like heaven!

And a figure, like a guitar,
And no one for you a couple!
You are beautiful, no doubt
I have not seen such all the light!

Harmonious and lovely,
Like a crossword puzzle, you're interesting!
Just don't get sure of you
And smile more often!

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I, love, are not bored with you
Even attend sales,
I began to look at tv, indifferently
Feel the apathetic to beer.

For you, my playful kitten,
At least a star, at least a fur coat, at least a cruise.
Better the best you are girls -
You are my super -chaired super prize!

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If you fell in love with me
For lovers, the law is not written:
At twelve nights or a day
Il is assigned or not registered,
I have the right to come:
We had happiness to love!

No one is now a decree.
Do not pay attention
On the cry of neighbors every time:
They are a continuous punishment -
They managed to forget it for a long time
What does it mean to be young!

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You are as gently elegant as a fairy,
So wavy the sparkle of your eyes is
That me, every day more and more,
Pulls to you, or rather, on you.

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As a connoisseur of beauty,
I will say: you are beautiful!
And a smile and a soul
And the gait is good

Subtle mind, like a sharp razor,
Going around you is not easy!
Everything is successful, everything is fine
I am convinced every time

I like everything in you
Gratitude to send fate,
For the luck of our meeting,
What I was and is noticed
What is in captivity at beauty
What are you with me!

***

I often dream about
How nice it would be together
Walk around the house barefoot
Splashing in the shower later,

Slightly muffled in the kitchen, the light
Climb secretly into a large buffet,
Eat plenty of sweets there
And having overturned the stool,

Set on the floor,
Remembering the children's game.
Having turned the hardships into ash,
Forget about sorrows by morning.

***

You don't need me standing
You don't need me lying
And in some other form
You don't need me either
In the summer and with a large bouquet
Without a bouquet and not in the summer
All my impulses are for you
Remain unanswered
Like expired beer
Like a loaf that fell into a puddle
Absolutely, undoubtedly
Absolutely I'm not needed!
So what did I
Here with all honest people
I didn't come in handy for you.
It means - I'm free!

***

I hope for reciprocity
Oh, my most tender!
I will stick like a bath sheet,
Like reliable armor!

I will hang out at my feet
Or better on the chest
Tremble and kiss!
All the estimate on the way.

You are the most beautiful lady
An impeccable standard!
May I look like a bear
But assertor and smart!

***

When I do not see you
At least immediately in the pool, with the head
By the way, do you like dried apricots?
Buy kilo, let's go with you

Comic recognition of love to the guy

Comic confession of love to the guy:

If you are an artist
I'll give you a brush.
If you are an architect,
Pencil and white sheet.
If you are a musician
Violin, notes and notebooks.
If you are a poet,
I will look for the muse.
I'll give everything I want
Even red carrots.
Only my main gift
There will be tender love.

***

I love funny cockroaches
You have living in your head.
And I love you, you are glorious
Very delicate and the best.

You endure all my whims
Hysterics and tears.
Sometimes I present surprises,
But you give a rose again.

I'm just amazed at you -
How you tolerate me ...
I am surprised again with patience.
My beloved, I love you!

***

I love ... and my heart freezes,
I love ... and I don't know anything.
I want to be your age
Leave a mark in your soul.
Wake up with you clear in the morning
Leave sadness all behind
And never stumble,
About the sharp corners of love !!!

***

It doesn’t matter to be beautiful for a man
But how important it is to be smart,
Have friends, relatives, and not half -hearted
Create, work and love!

***

Now I want to tell
What are you able to conquer:
Your mind seems to have Einstein
Your voice pours like a flute,

And the strength, since Hercules have,
With you for the joy of meeting "Tomorrow",
And this means that you,
There is a dream embodiment,
Only the dream is mine
I will save her, loving!

***

They somehow told me here
What have seen you on the other
All such a way
Interesting and Mila,
Gait only from the sock,
Always beautiful and fashionable,
And who was that girl?!
I completely forgot, it's me, and I love you!

***

Beloved, relax! You won’t get a remote control!
After all, my TV is so tired of ....
You look, you will see: without a remote control - we are better.
Instead of the film, I would take me!
I will become a comedy .... You will hear jokes ....
I will become science fiction .... I will turn into a gun!
You continue to search. How sad you breathe ....
Well, you can, then I will fit in your remote control?
You pay little attention to me.
How much I am jealous of you!
Tell…. Have I become worse than the TV?
So what is this box more beautiful than me?

***

You are a clear light of my eyes,
The reason for the restless nights.
You are a prince, and a white horse is not needed at all.
I see you in my dreams with my husband.

***

You are a reason to learn to cook borscht,
Watch football and talk less
On the phone about everything with a friend.
Fishing will be the best leisure to me.
How many sacrifices ... even though I am not a wife
My mind is sleeping - I'm just in love!
You drink beer with friends in a bar
And you like to watch football,
Of course you are not very glorious
Although ... no, the ideal is only you in everything!

***

There is no need to doubt anymore
In that of whether the woman chose whether
The answer here will be unequivocal:
Together together I and you!

***

Lips, eyes, character, gait,
Everything for me is definitely a find,
You look like my dear to the movie star,
Which I will definitely take myself!

***

And today I will not call you!
Because I didn’t buy what I asked.
Will they pretend that I will appreciate greed?
Men's logic - Superlane!

***

Waiting for, probably, recognition from me?
I hate greed in men!
Tell me: are you real, or not, how am I?
When will I see the present in you?

***

Lighted up, dear, completely already!
You drink beer in an embrace with a monitor.
And I'm sitting on the fifth floor,
In spite of you, kissing the tomato!

***

You are far no longer a boy
The spirit is restrained in you,
Although you look just a bunny
Airy, like swan fluff,

But you can rarely be like that
And only with me alone,
You are my sweetness and candy,
I'm just happy with you!

***

You have a body just hell
And the lips wear sweet poison,
In your figure, I drown.
In your eyes I go to the bottom.

***

I want you, already brings you back
Will you stop slowing down?
After all, nothing happens
Tired of storing virginity ...

***

I love you to tears
I will idolize day and night
Our meeting is not accidental
Like one big secret

Like a huge planet,
On which there is a lot of light
Like flowers from a large meadow
We are crazy about each other

Like heaven and earth
We cannot do not loving
Year, ten years and two hundred
We will live with you together.

Without each other - never!
Together, nearby, forever!

***

Beloved, wake up to work!
Coated already a hundred times cooled tea.
And I'll go .... And I read the jokes.
While reading - turn off the kettle!
I remember: you do not love the cool tea.
So make a new one! Pour the old one.
I will not earn money -
I will not read you a new joke!

***

You brought champagne
Chocolate and sweets,
Hid everything, but my nose
Told me all your secrets.

***

Murlych from love,
When you are close
I love, kiss gently!
Your pussy!

***

Dream me today, please
I miss you so much…
Just dream out of pity
but just, as it were by accident
Good dream and attentive,
What in reality you are not ...
And loving, be sure!
At least in a dream ... do you understand?

***

Strong, powerful, daring tiger
He took possession of me in an instant.
I'm not at all to blame
What got into your paws!

***
You are delicious, like a chocolate,
As juicy as watermelon,
You are like honey - terribly sweet,
I remember your taste well.
You are like Rafaello's candy -
There is always a big surprise inside,
You are a sweet orange and ripe
You are like a fucking cake.
You are like a boiled condensed milk
You are like a delicious halva
You are for me like a child
Candy or baklava.
And lips sweet as sugar
Never forget me
You are my sugar wool
I will always love you!

***

Oh my dear dear,
What to do with you and me?
Well, when will you quit drinking?
And go to the friends to billiards?
You are drunk as a fool
And in bed, um, no way.
Better not friends with beer
Gray a hundred meters!

Mysterious comic confessions in love

Mysterious comic confessions in love:

Confession

I love you, even though I feel like
Although this is work and shame in vain,
And in this stupidity of the unfortunate
At your feet I confess!
I can’t face it and not in years ...
It's time for me to be smarter!
But I will find out by all signs
Love disease in my soul:
I am bored without you - I'm yawning;
I am sad with you - I endure;
And, no urine, I wish, I wish
My angel, how I love you!
When I hear from the living room
Your light step, or a duma dress,
Il voice is virgin, innocent,
I suddenly lose my whole mind.
You will smile - I am an joy;
You will turn away - I am longing;
For the day of torment - award
I am your pale hand.
When diligently behind the hoop
You sit, leaning casually,
Low his eyes and curls, -
I am in touch, silently, gently
I admire you like a child! ..
Do you tell you my misfortune
My jealous sadness
When to walk, sometimes in bad weather,
Are you going to the distance?
And your tears alone
And speeches in the corner together,
And traveling to Opochka,
And piano in the evening? ..
Alina! Pressure me.
I do not dare to demand love.
Perhaps for my sins,
My angel, I don't stand love!
But pretend! This look
Everything can express so wonderful!
Ah, it’s not difficult to deceive me!
I myself am glad to be deceived!

***

I love you for everything

I love you for everything for your eyes, smile and words,
It is difficult for me where you are not!
I love you, but you are not there
You are very far somewhere. It's not easy for me.
I love you and understand
You mean a lot to me!
It’s so easy for me to love you.
I love you and the heart loves you
And it will always be so
And if it becomes lonely
You know that I love you!

***

You are just an unearthly angel

You are just an unearthly angel
I love you with all my heart.
When you are not with me,
Then I have no sweet light to me,
Then all life is zero.
Then I can't forget
Your smile and words
As soon as you are alone.

***

It is so light and clear in the sky

It is so light and clear in the sky
The beam of the sun shines golden.
You are so fresh and so beautiful
All I need to be with you!
I live every moment.
You fascinated me.
Today, on the knees standing
I admit: "I love you!"
I strive for you all my soul, -
I will speak day and night.
Remember, dear, that I'm with you,
I love, I love very, very!

***

I miss you so much
I don’t have enough smile ...
The sun is shining brightly,
As beautiful as on a postcard,
And not in joy - you are missing ...
Why does it inspire longing
The outgoing memory:
The wind curls so carefully
Your hair color is of desire -
How much you are missing ...
Who said that there is no love
Who said she was old -fashioned?
For some reason the soul does not want
Enjoy the flight free, -
I miss you so much ...

***

I miss

Something I can’t sleep at all.
I don't know how to tell you.
For a moment would be over
Beside. I just miss me.

Hid the excitement behind the verses -
I compose them at night.
Everything that was between us,
I remember. I just miss me.

How could this happen?
Somewhere-I, you are somewhere too.
I don't understand anything.
I did not get bored-Sku-cha-yu.

So page page
Life is leafing through - leafing through.
If I could, it would become a bird!
I have not gone crazy - I miss it.

I would reach the window
Yours would have sat down from the edge.
Curtained ... a little
I would sit - I miss you!

And at the end of the poem,
Realizing that risk
After the word "hug"
I put it again - a comma.

I violate all laws!
What can you do - I miss ...

***

I love you!

I have been convinced many times
Recognizing selecting in vain -
More beautiful than all beautiful phrases -
Simple: "I love you!"

Three words are a whole world!
They cannot be replaced by anything.
Melodies of magic lire
In short: "I love you!"

They can be singing and repeated,
And admire without melting.
And even ask again -
Whisper me: "I love you!"

***

You are my incentive for discoveries
Heart is a permanent resident!
Without you, like without two legs
I can’t cope, dear!

***

I'm like a lighter without you
In which there is no fire at all.
As if a broken stick
Or horseshoe without a horse ...

***

I love you incredible
And I realized for sure -
That the world is beautiful and elegant
Only near you!

***

At the sight of you I forget about the dream,
I lose peace with appetite.
Ah, if you fell in love with unison,
I would be full ...

***

I want to hide in my bed
Not a blanket or a blanket ...
And your body, I don't know relatives,
In my opinion, I said everything ...

***

I admit, maybe I'm in a hurry,
But I love you for a long time!
You are tastier than the best dishes,
With you - in my soul, coziness.

***

There is no one else in the world
Who would have caused so much ...
Let's make love with you:
Today, tomorrow, again and again!

***

You are alone for me,
I worship you with my soul ...
I dream that these words are these
Stayed forever with you!

***

I want to scream about this feeling
And sing him in verses.
My charming nipple,
My vision in sweet dreams.

***

I'm worried about one thing
That you will not appreciate me.
How bobik I wagged with a tail
At one glance at you ...

***

Words about passion and love
It is ridiculous, but warm.
You let them in in your heart to you,
Let them knock in unison!

***

I will be a gold fish
Your desires to fulfill.
To protect your sleep, peace
You will buy gifts ...

***

And I will not tire of repeating,
That I fell in love with all my heart
In order to never lose,
Store your image in your mind!

***

I can't love you
And do not love it endlessly with my heart.
I hasten to whisper in your ear
Your funny confessions in love ...

***

You are like doping for me like water
And without you I can’t live.
I got hooked on you forever
And never stop loving ...

***

Grab me in your hands as soon as possible
Or I will catch you myself ...
And every day the desire is stronger,
I will not let anyone go to you!

***

And frivolous love stories
They also know how to hint at feelings,
Therefore, I want to say my ...
And the fact that without you on the heart is empty.

***

I like a tail follow you,
Trying to fall into your traces.
I cherish with all my heart,
You are my vessel of life -giving water!

***

There are many miracles in the world,
You can’t count everything at once.
You are the Bermuda triangle.
Dear, it's just flattery.

***

You know, I'm in your "depths"
Lost for a long time.
Can't you throw an aqualanga?
Loving to drown sinful ...

***

I lure the tears of a crocodile
Believing you alone.
These feelings are not funny,
Like an icicle melting, melting ...

***

I am recognizing my beloved
Necaled on the fence.
Only in love he managed to "admit",
The cop grabbed my ear.

***

What could you do for you.
Get a star, hug loving?
Ready for a lot, my love.
Just do not reject me again.
I am ready to leave my group.
You know how I love you !!!!
I am ready to wash every day.
I am ready to drive my laziness.
Ready to go to the theater for ballet.
Ready to get any ticket.
I am ready to jump from the cliff.
I ask only one thing from you. Love.

***

Although I am not a fan of excellent students,
You are excluding, so know!
I will not pull the pigtails
You just write off!

Ay Love Yu, I'm afraid to admit love to you, so at least stand next to you.

Ay Love Yu, I won’t stand at a price.

Ay Love Yu, I'll buy you a fur coat tomorrow.

Ay Love Yu and you have a cup.

Ay Love Yu and, like a nightingale, I sing songs to you all night.

Ay Love Yu and I don’t sleep for a hundred nights.

Ay Love Yu, like Berezonka, I was young, I, a bit, will overtake you.

Ay Love Yu, like a hungry wolf pig.

Ay Love Yu, but you told me: "Adyu!"

Ay Love Yu, from your spell I am in hops.

Ai Love Yu, I will stick a hundred kisses.

Ay Love Yu, with you to sit in love with a rook!

"I love you!" - said Pike to the chub.

Ay Love Yu, you will be in paradise with me.

Comic recognition of love in verses

Comic recognition of love in verses:

I love you eternal love
I love you for the fact that it is you
You are an endless source
You are the chapel of my big dream
I miss - I settled with a splinter
In my heart, anxiety and sadness,
Your look, voice is stronger than hypnosis
They subjugate me, well, let me!
You are serious, beautiful,
More beautiful, dexter to cowboy!

***

I hold the phone in my hand
I write to a beautiful woman.
Let SMS fly a rocket,
You should be warmed by warmth
And smile, reading my text.
Thank you for being like that.
And let the screen go out,
I'll smile too now.

***

My drug, my main prize,
Anyone will fulfill your whim
Just ask my angel,
Catch my rhyme soon!
I miss you
And I am tormented now in the fight:
What to do? Throw all things?
Ready, as soon as you were waiting!

***

Passionate night and sunny day
Joy, my sadness and inspiration,
Easily drive away longing and laziness -
They pass with you in a moment!
I live on you and I breathe,
I love everything in you - from hair and to heels,
Dear, I really value you,
With you, my world is amazingly sweet!

***

You are so alone in the world,
The best of men
I have no life without you,
Love! You are my light,
My happiness, my joy,
My beloved, my sweetness.
I whisper to you, playboy:
Be always with me, dear.

***

I'm sorry, since I am distracted in vain
But I can’t open my soul,
Do not tell how hot and passionately,
I love - while I breathe, I am ready to love.
And since the probability of meetings with you
Among the billions are very small,
Let the accident be called fate -
The one that once inadvertently brought us.

***

I love you any:
Sweet, moody, and evil,
Get better or lose weight -
All the same, you will be all miles!

***

I myself do not see the boundaries of my love,
Already admit, apparently, time has come,
That I will easily give you all my income,
After all, my heart is beating today with renewed vigor.

***
I love you, and in these two words
Everything is reflected than I live from now on.
You seemed to put a mate and shah
My ambitions, freedom and pride.

***
You flew into my life simple,
Like some kind of typhoon or a hurricane.
I'm only about our kiss, now
I think as if drunk with something.

***
I entrusted me with a dope on the network,
So take these recognition.
You are my sun!
You are my forest berry!

***
How could I live in the world before,
Not noticing you alone?
I am grateful to Kupidon
What aptly in my heart hit me,
I love you so much, dear
I did not know such a princess!

***

I love you, Empress,
I put the whole world at your feet.
You are just a wonderful girl
I did not know yet.

***

I will squeeze cheerfully into iron armor,
I'll tie your handkerchief on a spear.
People will ask: "Where are you, where are you?" -
I will be hard. I will not say anything!
I agree for the lady of the beautiful
Go to distant lands.
Who is the lady? Is it really not clear?
Lady - you, my dear.

***

You are my light at the end of the tunnel!
And eyes are charm!
Take, really
In love, ardent confessions!

***

Why do I need a sea of \u200b\u200bbeer with vodka,
Why do I need a new Mercedes?
There is one beauty for me
And in it my main interest.
I do not dream of millions
Why do I need cars or clubs?
Eh, I need quite a bit,
To kiss your lips!

***

I will insert the recognition into the phrase
And I will decorate the dish with feelings.
Try my love at once -
Find out what a miracle it is!

***

The asphalt is written under your window,
And I try to express in words
What do I feel, what is you ready for you
Tell, beloved, for hours.
Let it be difficult to prove, anyway
Believe me, I'm worthy of attention.
Close the door - I will take the window
Your love is worth such a step.

***

Fire burns in my soul
A fire in my body is burning,
I will only imagine your palm
And how shone in the night!
Beloved, I'm crazy
I am angry like a thousand devils!
My Malinka and Hurma,
Let's see you soon?!

***

For you, all the gerbers, peonies,
For you roses of different colors
I, you, are very strong in love with you,
The cosmos is ready to give you
Give oceans depth,
Clouds, and snow, and rains,
Diamonds of the mountains of the vertex -
And I am happy in this love

***

! You know, I am always with you:
And in the heat and in the cold,
In nature, in the store,
Near mom and cousin.
On Monday and Saturday,
And, of course, at work.
In the morning, in the evening and day,
Even if not together.
I don't forget about you
Because I love.

***

Today is the day of big surprises -
Everything for you is so alone.
I will fulfill all your whims
I only open my heart.
I want to look big in the eyes:
In them, tenderness sometimes hides,
And stroke the hair thick.
You just call with yourself.
Or maybe we have a dinner?
Wine and fruits by candlelight ...
How do you want to be needed
And hear sincerity in words!

***

I urgently write to you
The matter is very important.
I'll tell you in detail now
How brave I am.
It was not easy to admit,
But the path back is closed:
I love you deeply
Love blinds, burns.
But even if in a hut
Have to live with you
Burning in my soul.
The fire of the earthly love.
I look at a beautiful rose -
And I remember you right away.
And I see a birch in a forest -
Again, I sigh about you.
I imagine a smile
When the sun shines bright.
And, like a melody of violin,
Your voice will answer the request.
I send this message
Let it be pleasant to the heart.
For a woman the best in the world,
In its SMS printed.

***

Are you undressed or dressed -
Please do it rather.
Now, immediately, without hiding,
Having charged from a message.
Believe me, I want to wait so
Not only the tenderness of the kiss.
Only one word from you
That you love me very much.

***

My dear, my soul,
I missed already!
You are my honey, wine, and poison,
And my raspberry jam!
I'm breathing you alone
I love you with all my heart
I get cherished by you
I will not yield to anyone!

***

I'm sick, I'm suffering
I die from love.
Only one in my brain:
I can't live without you.
Save me as soon as possible
Kiss, hug
And say that you also love
You cannot extinguish the fire of passion.