Fairy tale in a new way "By pike command" for adults

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Alteration of the fairy tale "By pike command" in a new way in roles

Alteration of the fairy tale "By pike command" in a new way in roles:

Lived and there was an old man in the village,
He had three sons -
Two smart, two hard workers,
From the third there is nothing to take.
This son of Emelya was called
The people called him a fool.
He refused to go to the bazaar,
He was lying on the stove as always.
Commentleading: "Emelya lies on the stove, daughter -in -law are trying to force him to go for water."
Daughter -in -law 1: (The motive of the song "Birch in the field stood")
Do not sit at home, Emelya,
For water, go, Emelya.
Nedotepa, Emelya,
Number, Emelya.

Emelya: (The motive of the song "Kalinka")
On the stove, on the stove, on the stove I lie,
In the window, in the window, I look in the window.
Why get together, why dress?
No, I won’t go for water, I won’t go.

Daughter -in -law 2: (The motive of the song "Birch in the field stood")
Well, then we will tell the brothers,
We will tell you everything to our husbands.
You will not receive hotels,
Lyuli, you won’t get Luli.

Emelya: (The motive of the song "Kalinka", chorus)
Well, they persuaded, well, persuaded
I’ll come down for water, I’ll go.

The storyteller:
(The motive of the song "That's not the wind driving a branch")
Here are the tears of Emelya from the stove,
Buckets took and took an ax with him
And he went to the river,
Without violating the agreement.
In the river, he cuts out ice,
The buckets are full.
Suddenly he notices a pike
And there is enough of her hand.

Emelya: (The motive of the song "Birch in the field stood")
I'm pike, I pike, I caught a pike,
Well, who, well, who expected me!

Pike: (The motive of the song "Oh you are my canopy, canopy")
Let me go, Emelya,
Let me go into the water.
I will come in handy, Emelya,
I beg, just do not destroy.

Emelya: (The motive of the song "Kalinka")
What, what will you come in handy for me
I missed a delicious ear.

Pike: (The motive of the song "Oh you are my canopy, canopy")
Let me go, Emelya,
Let me go into the water.
What do you want, then I will fulfill
I beg you, do not destroy.

Emelya: (motive of the song "Kalinka", chorus)
Well, prove it, well show, show
That you will not deceive me.

Pike:(The motive of the song "Oh you can, my canopy")
So remember, Emelya,
You are magical words.
Everything will be fulfilled, Emelya,
You will see - I'm right.
"By pike command, according to my want."

Emelya: (The motive of the song "Kalinka")
By pike, by pike, in pike command,
In my opinion, in my opinion, in my want!
Go, buckets, go with water,
You yourself, you yourself, you yourself.

Objector:
(The motive of the song "That's not the wind driving a branch")
He released the pike into the water,
The buckets are on their own.
A lot of people gathered,
And what's the matter - they will not understand.
Leading Comment: "Emelya returned home and immediately lay down on the stove."

Daughter -in -law 1: (The motive of the song "Birch stood in the field")
Do not sit at home, Emelya,
Drov is chopped by you, Emelya.
Nedotepa, Emelya,
Number, Emelya.

Emelya: (The motive of the song "Kalinka")
On the stove, on the stove, on the stove I lie,
In the window, in the window, I look in the window.
Why get up, why get together?
I won’t go to chop firewood, I won’t go.

Bride 2: (The motive of the song "Birch in the field stood")
Well, then we will tell the brothers,
We will tell you everything to our husbands.
You will not receive hotels,
Lyuli, you won’t get Luli.

Emelya: (The motive of the song "Kalinka")
By pike, by pike, in pike command,
In my opinion, in my opinion, in my want,
Go, hatchet, go from the yard,
And let the firewood come to the hut.

Racon (recitative):
The sovereign issued a decree,
Since you have here with you
Well done, what will hurry
And the princess makes fun of
The king will take to his son -in -law to himself
And he gives half a kingdom.

Objector:
(The motive of the song "That's not the wind driving a branch")
The king heard about Emelya
The king learned about miracles
And sent to his village
Molodard officer.

Leading Comment: "The officer goes to Emele."

Officer:
(The motive of the song "Here is the three postal"))
Come on, Emelya, Emelya,
I will take you to the king.
Get dressed soon, Emelya,
The tenth time I say.

Emelya: (motive of the sand "Kalinka")
What do I need to me, what do I have, what do I have your king?
What am I to what am I, what is the sovereign?

Leading Comment: The officer is angry with Emelya and impresses him in the face.

Emelya: (The motive of the song "Kalinka")
By pike, by pike, in pike command,
In my opinion, in my opinion, in my want,
Come on, baton, rather come
You break off sides, break off!

Objector:
(On the motive of the song "That's not the wind drives a branch"))
Then the club galloped,
The officer was so chasing
That he was very out of breath
He leaned back to the palace.
The officer came to the king,
He told about Emelya
The king, of course, was very surprised
And he called him to him.

Tsar: (The motive of the song "Thin mountain ash")
Well, my nobleman,
Go to the village,
Bring Emelyu,
Let the princess laugh.

Daughter -in -law 1: (The motive of the song "Birch in the field stood")
Do you know what our Emelya loves?
Do you know what our darling loves?
When affectionately asked
They ask very affectionately.

Daughter -in -law 2: (The motive of the song "Birch in the field stood")
And our Emelya wants to
I really want Emelya,
Red, red caftan,
Lyuli, Luli Kactanchik.

Velmozha: (The motive of the song "Spin")
Go, Emelya,
To ours give.
I am a caftan to you
I will give red.

Emelya: (The motive of the song "Kalinka")
By pike, by pike, in pike command,
In my opinion, in my opinion, in my want,
You, stove, to give, go faster, go,
Let our king-state be marked.

Leading commentary: "Emelya enters the stove into the palace, the princess sees this and begins to laugh."

Emelya: (The motive of the song "Kalinka")
Princess, the princess out of how I laughed!
No wonder I am, not in vain, I hurried to the king!

Tales in a new way - "by pike command" funny for the host

Tales in a new way - “by pike command” funny for the host:

Where is the lie where is the truth, how to find out
Many years have passed, not a week.
It is time to tell
Once upon a time there was Emelya ...
A fallen forest, frost, winter,
The time of dawn comes.
The usual edge is at home
In the holes of the windows, the light flickers.
Things are not waiting, a short day.
Here is the mother and stood over the soul
“What are you lying on the stove like a stump
It would be better to go for water ... "
Grunting like grandfather Emelya stood up,
He left the stove slowly.
The warmth got dressed, took the buckets
And slowly went to the river ...
While I got into strength,
How will he get back?
I took the ice overnight for the night, I grabbed
It will break slightly.
Water froze, fingers burn,
Why the Lord is such flour.
Who got up early,
He took out a bucket, pike splashes in it.
Emelya is happy, there is no dispute,
I got me in my hands.
But what is it? Sleep il nonsense?
With him, the pike suddenly spoke ...
« I ask you, save me life,
I won’t forget the good forever.
I will just ask everything,
I will be a submissive servant ... "
Well, things, how to solve them,
Where all thoughts fled.
But he came up with what to ask
So that all desires are fulfilled.
« Live without troubles and do not be sad,
I’ll fulfill everything, it's time to say goodbye.
Now you let me go
I need to return to the river ... "
Lying or not lying? What to guess?
Emelya threw pike into the hole.
Sat on a bucket, began to reflect
And he moved his hat to the back of the head ...
What to wish, what to ask?
So you can easily crazy.
People would not be excited,
God forbid gossip will spread.
Well, at least revise, at least hit the forehead!
No one will say what to do.
You will start to be alien, the king learns,
He will deliver him to him in an instant.
You can't argue here, you will not run away,
Here is the palace, I won’t lie in vain ...
The king will say that your daughter will cheer
Half a kingdom of ladies and Nesmeyan.
Mila Tsarevna, no more beautiful,
Everyone is good, one confuses-
Emelya is young, few years old
And he still wants to take a walk ...
Sat full, thought everything
He looked at the river slightly at the river.
Then he got up, took the buckets,
He came home and climbed into the stove ...
Someone said, stop lying,
Hard language, your week.
So always, how to prove?
Everything was so, tell Emely ...

I went for water in the winter to the river.
It flashed through my head: “Suddenly me
Like Emele that he was sitting on the stove,
Lucky with a pike in a bucket?
I scooped it out of the hole.
Look - the head of toothy sticks out!
Honest mother! The salvation is praying
And in Russian speaks clearly.
I am her dear, rather
I have not died in the house.
I put it to the stove, where it is warmer,
So that she was more accommodating.
The fat hugged: "" Pike promised -
We will heal now like kings! ”
As always, she wrapped
Out of mouth, starting the bubbles:
“A fur coat, a hat, I am from the ermine,
And the pots are all of silver,
Diamonds full pelvis, to the edge,
And the mattress of the swan pen!
What else wanted, I don’t remember.
I put the cuckoo in her nose:
“I’ll fulfill my desires,
And yours, darling, into the convoy! "
She became beetroot. Mom Dear!
I went out in the canopy to smoke a little.
Returned, and she, sobbing,
He begins to gut the pike.
I would have a little smarter fat!
One hundred desires could make ...
There are no women envious and angrier -
Happiness with a shock to gobble up!
Do not be "on the pike order"
“By Wing”, too, can not happen.
Having ceased to fight inside with laziness,
I get a climb on the stove.
Somewhere there the princess Nesmeyan
It will get old, in a puddle of tears, one.
From the king - a cruel tyrant,
A poor country will go broke!
I would be a palace, a gold carriage,
I would have a barrel of green wine!
I would have asked such a thing at the pike
Yes, I am a wife, my wife is chasing.

A fairy tale in a new way of humorous - "By pike command"

A fairy tale in a new way of humorous - “By pike command”:

Lived and was in the village of an old man,
I am not used to hitting the bucks.
Three adult sons,
Woe is the younger fool.
Emelya lies on the furnace
Not from work and not from a hangover.
There is no demand with the emeli,
And he is lying day.

Once the brothers Klim, Nazar
They go to the city to the bazaar.
The winter path is not at all simple -
Off -road and skid.
Will be erected on the third night:
They ask the youngest to help
Their wives are exhorted,
They promise everyone gifts
And he is promised a caftan:
- You will not be Emelyka - pan.

Only brothers for the threshold -
In the house, a commotion.
A little dawn, and on Emelya
The household suddenly inhabited:
Send daughter -in -law for water,
But no hunt.
They scared, ordered
The buckets and an ax took out.

Tears a fool Emelya from a stove
And wandered around the snow to the river,
The hole cut through in the ice ...
- Full buckets. How will I go? -
Philosophizing is worth
He looks into the dark water.
What kind of focus? What a thing?
A pike frolic in the hole!

The fool has come into -
The grip is stronger than the hook.
There will be a sweet bruise!
The pike tends to break out.
Suddenly he hears the voice of Pike:
- You save me from flour
Let go, I'll come in handy
You call - I will immediately appear!
I will fulfill your desire
But remember the spell:
By pike command
In my opinion ...

- Maybe I'll believe you
I’ll only check it myself now:
By pike command
In my opinion,
Buckets, go hometh!
Marvelous! My God!
Buckets of snowdrifts uphill
And Emelya pike - into the hole
And it is important to rush for them,
And the people around are marveling.
Buckets - into the hut. Fool
He climbed onto the stove - and silent.

But the daughter -in -law is silent again.
So it is done:
Kohl is entrusted to you the authorities
Enjoy it to the elasticity.

- firewood, Emelya, chopping
For the household benefits!
Fooling is not up to work:
Flying warmly hunting,
Emelya philosophizes
On the stove is not from idleness.
But the daughter -in -law ordered
So that the firewood is burning in the stove.

I remembered the pike and for business
Emelya began boldly:
- By pike command
In my opinion,
Come out, an ax, into the yard,
How much firewood is needed.
You, firewood, go to the hut,
Put yourself in the oven.

Well, here it began in the house,
And Zevak gathered!
Having licked the mouth, they are watching
How firewood is walking into the hut.
The ax itself chopped them.
Did you wear a draft in a hut?
And the rumor went around the light:
Marvelous - only in secret.

But the daughter -in -law is silent again.
If the house starts
Sinic or dumbass,
Happiness cannot take root in the house.

-You, Emelya, tear from the stove,
Go to the nearest forest!
You see - the hut has surrendered.
What a bitter fate!
Dry fires, chopping
Yes, do not be rude to the daughter -in -law!
-The, there is no reason to get up.
What are you? - Here is the answer to you.

But the daughter -in -law immediately in tears,
Like, the frosts are strong now ...
Silently fools from the stove of tears.
-Well, have to go to the forest.
I took a rope and an ax,
I went out to the wide yard
In the sled sat - this is simplicity:
- Open the gate!
- You, Emelya, apparently rave?
You won’t go without a horse!

The guy was called a fool,
The laughter of the poor was raised.
But Emelya whisper
Asks the pike to be with him:
- By pike command
In my opinion,
You, ax, rope, sled,
Take me in the forest yourself,
Chopped firewood
Yes, tie them stronger,
And then deliver home -
Please all work yourself!

Through the city of Sani, rushing,
Rotozeev do not spare:
Who is beaten down,
Who is under the Poloz.
Here is the forest. What kind of concern -
The work is quickly celebrated.
Firewood in the sled lying
Yes, rope knit.
A of Aspen Emelya
He asks to cut down the club.
Give an ax only the will -
Observe it yourself ...

The reverse sledding rushes on the road,
Snow vortices swirl.
The city is on the way again -
Do not pass, do not pass.
The offended people are waiting.
Emely has his own approach.
He sees that the matter is bad
He hopes for a miracle again:
-The pike command
In my opinion,
Protect me, club,
Break sides and back!

And the fun went for a walk -
I was not a laugh ...
Dashing the sled themselves rush,
Rotozeev do not spare:
Who is beaten with a club
Who is under the Poloz ...
Once again, Emelya on the stove,
Philosophizing, silent.
But the king is scribbled,
Trouble, they will prophesy the rebellion.
And the Emelins are made
In this turmoil is not trifles.
It would be necessary to restore it -
With the fool, it became nice.

The king sends a messenger to Emele,
Officer from the palace.
He did not really important with him:
- The king, they say, wants to see you!
The fool is again concern -
Going to the city is reluctant.
- Dress! - I say. -
I will take you to the king!
The messenger seasoned with abuse,
The fool hit on the cheek.

Then Emelya got up from the stove.
— Well, serving, get!
By pike command
In my opinion,
Treat him, a club,
Break your sides and back!
The officer turned around,
So much poor was suffered
I begged as soon as I could, -
Barely fired.
The king is wondering: how so!
Who is smart here? Who is a fool?
Again to Emele from the palace
He sends a noble messenger.
He bought halvas, raisins -
There would be no noise.
The caftan Emele promised:
- Agree, really!
The king sends you gifts,
He calls to his palace!
- Okay, you go ahead
Do not bother me, serving!

But the fool did not get up from the furnace,
He ordered to go to the city:
By pike command
In my opinion,
Oven, I tell you
Take me to the king!
The corners in the house crackled
The roof, the walls trembled.
The stove walks along the street -
The people are surprised:
The same jester is on the stove.
What is the young fellow?

The king looks out the window, marches:
- What is happening on the street?
- Emelya granted, - -
Says the servant timidly.
The king from the porch conducts an interrogation
Yes, not jokingly, but seriously:
- Why did you sow the troubles?
We do not need Balamutov!

But a fool dreams of peace:
- The people themselves climb under the sled.
Sees the girl in the window -
The stars fade at the moon.
- Let her love me!
As he said, let it be!
Important the stove turned
And I returned home by morning.

And the princess pours tears
The mother-father calls to himself:
He wants to marry Emelya.
The king is putting, does not sleep, bothers,
Again to Emele as a messenger
He sends a male nobleman.
He watered Emelyu
And put in the wagon,
He brought to the palace, and to the barrel
Fool and Marya-daughter
Planted, darkened
Black was launched into the sea.

He wears a barrel along the waves.
Mary is crying - shame and shame!
But Emelya comforts
He promises to love her for a century,
And their trouble is corrected,
Whispering his beloved's ear:
- By pike command
In my opinion,
A violent wind-vein,
Throw out the barrel on the sand!

The wind began to play a barrel,
He drove her along the waves,
He threw it with foam on the sand.
On a deserted coast
Marya came out - again in tears:
There is no oak or birch.
- Where, tell me, we will live,
To raise small details?

Emelya smiles:
- Speak, your week.
Here's this very place
Be a palace with a servant together,
I am a good fellow
Yes handsome!
And by pike command
On Emeline with good
A fairy -tale palace has grown ...
At this time, the king-father
I went on hunting
And he sent a messenger:
- Who dared without permission
To build this building?
Who is the owner? The name of?
Let them buy in the shackles,
They will bring to me with a bow
Violator of the law!

Well, the messenger Emelya met,
Clutched, warmly greeted.
Who is the owner, concealed
But he kindly invited
To visit and the king and retinue ...
The king listened, sniffled angrily.
Curiosity takes the top,
The retinue leads to the palace
Yes from the threshold: "Who it,
What did the decree violate mine? "
And Emelya is cunning like this:
-I'm Emelyushka-Durak.
You are me and my daughter
He drew a barrel to Dubov,
He commanded to throw into the sea.
Maybe you regretted us?

The king was frightened to the door -
He does not believe in his eyes,
But he realized, asks for forgiveness,
Like, the whole kingdom will abandon at the feet.
Gives his daughter to his wife,
Swells sweetly with a nightingale.

What is Emelya? There was a fool,
Legeboka, merryman,
And now he has become a king
Rules with Maryushka together.

A fairy tale, I remember - a hint,
But someone is not aware:
If you read the fairy tale
That has already become smarter.

Fairy tale for a new way for adults "by pike command"

A fairy tale for a new way for adults "by pike command":

I left Emely's hut
And does not believe his eyes,
Everything is white white.
Huts with snow is covered
The porch was pouting,
The river fell asleep under the ice,
And the frost is a god.
I almost froze my face.
"I thought I passed a week,"-
Our Emelya argues:
Now go winter,
Cold came
How much you need to drink,
To skip autumn?
I remember the summer everything blooms,
The nightingale in the bushes sings,
I remember the barrel with Braga,
I poured myself in the body
I remember drank, I remember little,
I remember in the barrel there was less,
I remember the fun,
The table went up somewhere,
Paula boards became closer
The shop has become much higher,
I touched the ground with my forehead
Then everything, well, at least die
Completely refused the memory,
Apparently I drank a lot.
Well, okay, God will forgive,
Only here it burns.
It would be necessary to go down to the river,
Yes, dial simple water,
Now the water is just right
Like the demon was bogged down in the throat.

I took our battery Emelyka,
Made a hole in strong ice,
Scooped up a header of the water,
Look at her and be frightened
In a wooden -of
The pike splashes at the bottom.
Suddenly the pike spoke:
Friend, you are in my hands,
Swing and drop into the river,
I will serve for this.
So that you do not want-
I will instantly perform as he said.
Do you say everything?
Maybe you are crooked with your soul?
Pike said in response
Well, are you a man or not?
Kohl do not really believe
Try me in the case
What do you want now? -
I will fulfill everything at once.
I wanted to get water
That it would be a little to hang out,
But if it got up here
I would have half a glass of vodka
No - a bottle if possible?
Pike says: everything is possible
And a moment later,
Trucks the emelka op-la-la
There is a bottle in front of him
Hides pike in the mouth of a grin,
- And now by agreement
Throw me back into the hole.
He threw pike into the river
And rushed to the house,
But barely running into the hut
I suddenly took Emelyka fright.
Maybe the pike deceived? -
You look like in the water,
If you save your life
And not that you promise.
He remembered the pike he grin
I will ask another bottle
Yes, and I have little one,
I am grunts, I'm hopping,
At the same time I will check again
Her pike word in deed.
Emelya got up in the middle of the hut
He pulled his hand with his hand
And suddenly he yelled wildly:
Pike - damn you,
I still need a bottle
Give it to me from the warehouse.
I only managed to utter
Looking the butter on the table
Ah yes pike well done!
Well, now you need an end
I wanted to darken-
I need to contact a pike,
And if he wanted to drink
There are also no troublesome business.
He began to drink our Emelya,
Speaking softly.
Previously, I drank only in the summer,
And by the winter he only went away,
Now the opposite is the contrary
He drinks Emelya all year round.
The muzzle became piggy
In the place of speech-yi dog,
He has long forgotten
As I walked on two legs.
Our Emelya was a simpleton,
Alcoholic and a fool,
Tired of it to God
He called him on the road
But here Emelya yells,
Give me at least a glass for a hangover,
God answers with a smile
Remember the pike that grin
Pike knew ahead
That the moron is waiting for you
And it could have been different
Be your mind richer.
So Emelya ended
In an endless volume, a hangover
I want to remind you
There are emeli among us!

Old fairy tale in a new way - "By pike command"

An old fairy tale in a new way - “By pike command”:

The old man lived in the world.
He had three sons.
Two smart, even strong
And Emelya is a fool.

Smart ones go to plow
Or the forest to fuse along the river,
And the fool lies on the stove,
He does not want to know anything.

Somehow the brothers gathered
And went on a trip
To the bazaar, and two daughter -in -law
They undertook to send it:

-You go for water!
For you just work.
He is from the stove: - Reluctant ...
I will sleep before meals!

Those let him shame him
Like, a stone's throw to the river ...
Tears lazy fool from the stove:
- Well, I’m going, so be it!

I made an ax with an ax
Stood a little, hands in the hips,
Fill the buckets to the top,
And he was going to carry into the house.

But the initiative - trouble is dashing!
In the hole, seeing the pike,
He grabbed Emelya in his hand:
- There will be a fat ear!

She immediately in a voice she
Human was prayed:
- Just let go, do mercy -
I will repay you in full!

- You first show
How and what to pay for me.
Let me go, if you can’t deceive!
- What do you want - just say:

"By magic,
In my opinion,
Perform this or that ... "
And there - my concern!

About such miracles
He did not know either sleep or spirit!
And the fool said, behind the ear
Having scratched with a rocker:

- By magic,
In my opinion,
Come on, buckets, buckets,
Go home cheerfully!

And losing her mouth right there,
I released the Poorer into the water! -
Buckets rose uphill,
Surprising all the people ...

The daughter -in -law is pestering again
I barely reached the furnace:
“Are you on the stove again, Emelya?”
I would go to chopped firewood!

Watching on the stove - shame!
And to chop firewood - help!
Then Emelya Pike remembered
And he says quietly:

- By magic,
In my opinion,
Go yourself, ax,
Color the firewood into the yard!

And an ax - what is it about! -
From under the shop-yes to the deck ...
And firewood enters the hut
Yes, and they climb into the stove ...

The women again - there is no strength! -
We conspired to squeeze from the light:
- There is no firewood in the house.
I would go to the forest, chopped it!

To argue with women is darkness!
Taking an ax and a slope,
And wrapped in a fur coat,
The fool ordered the sled:

- By magic,
In my opinion,
In the forest for firewood, sledges,
Take me yourself!

Immediately a sled from a canopy
Yes, in the open gate,
Suppressing the crowd of people
They rushed into the forest without horses ...

So rushed to the forest dense,
And Emelya said: - Wait!
And the ax for business at once
On the hostel order.

What is a tree of wood,
They cut them, and firewood
They themselves are knitted in a bundle
And in the ranks go to the sled.

The cabin ended in Bor.
I sat on the sheepskin Emelya:
-Cut off my baton! -
He ordered an ax ...

He entered the city, and then
Following him threats, tears.
And Emelyu is dragged from the cart,
File in the snow, beat with their feet.

The turmoil rose here.
Sees a fool - it's bad,
They can be trampled to death,
And let's whisper in the sleeve:

- By magic,
In my opinion,
Dubinka, you are slightly
Turn off your sides!

And the club was like,
Zabiyak beat ...
The troubles managed to stop.
And Emelya - again on the stove ...

Hearing reached the king
About Emeline quirks.
- He suppressed a lot of people,
It's time to punish him!

- You look, what is the insolent! -
And sent the king of the general,
So that the guilty impudent
He delivered to the palace.

The general entered the hut:
“Does the fool Emelye live here?”
-And what kind of business do you need? -
There was a question not in anger.

- Do as I say!
Or do I dare to argue?!
Get dressed as soon as possible
I'll lead you to the king!

And Emelya through the yawn
Says: - I am reluctant to ...
He swung from his shoulder
Yes, and gave him a bream.

Emelya was indignant here:
- What kind of rudeness, really?
And offended clinked
The young man said immediately:

- By magic,
In my opinion,
Dubinka, make a businessman -
Fraight the alien!

For a club, it is not a question
At the same moment she put into a fight,
So finished the warrior -
He barely carried away his legs.

The king, having learned that the general
He cannot cope with the fool,
Following the noble nobleman
He sent with an invitation.

He bought the raisins
Gingerbread and prunes
And, finding a beautiful approach,
The loan persuaded.

- Well, I'll go look! -
And under the pike under the word
Emelya ordered the stove:
- Take me to the king!

Just said, - well, things! -
The walls in the house crackled,
And passers -by all terrifying,
The stove along the street went.

The king is yelling from the porch,
Unhappy, they say, people ...
- And if I were in jail, if?
- Why did you climb under the sled?

In general, anger past the ears
He missed the sovereign.
He saw Marya in the window
And he managed to whisper already:

- By magic,
In my opinion,
My daughter is my daughter
Let it love - and the point!

You, stove, go home!
I'm tired, a bit to sleep!
The king let him prepare a wedding
Yes, the ministers send after me ...

Scream and tears in the palace!
Maryushka does not sleep in bed,
Everything misses Emele,
Changed in the face.

The king, of course, was sad,
And secretly Emelyu and daughter
I drew in a big barrel,
Yes, and started by the sea ...

The barrel carried the ninth shaft.
Maryushka ached soon:
“There is too little space here!”
And Emelya ordered:

- By magic,
In my opinion,
On a barrel, winds, get
Bow to the shore!

Pulling a bit with his shoulder
High the lid with a hoop.
Marya released free rein.
- Is it a house here to build, or what?

By magic,
In my opinion,
By the morning, build me yourself
Luxurious house made of stone!

They began to live and live.
To fit into the luxury,
Emelya himself became a handsome man.
Well, what else to desire?

At this time, the king is just
I drove past hunting.
Sees: fabulous work
House, manor and labase.

The king visited the estate -
Feasted, drank, ate -
And the princess is like with Emele,
Obtaining, blessed.

And led them down the aisle ...
What else to add here?
Emelya began to rule the kingdom -
That's the end of the fairy tale.

The fairy tale "By pike command" in a new way adult

The fairy tale "By pike command" in a new way of adult:

Lived together, did not push
There were three brothers in Russia.
The eldest is smart, medium - so,
And Emelya was a fool.

The older brothers worked
Both soon got used to
And Emelyushka-Durak-
Lesoboka-Kholostyak.

The whole day grieves-browed,
He does not want to do anything.
Everything would lie on the stove,
Pipping kalachi.

The wives were punished by the brothers
Build them with winter dresses.
They rushed to the bazaar
Choose a product for them.

Wife would get drunk with tea -
There is no water in the samovar.
Send for water,
And Emelya is not a foot.

- Hey, Emelya, brothers soon
They will return with a score of dresses.
You will get, Emelyan,
Sweet gingerbread and caftan.

- Okay! Do not give Emele
Watch out in bed!
He took a bucket and an ax
And - to the river, beyond the slope.

But suddenly (what a thing!)
A pike flickered in the hole.
How to get a swivel?
I contrived, pike - to curse!

And laughs an empty
Above prey, Emelya:
- Girls were taken out,
There will be a glorious ear!

Neither consuming nor with a hangover,
But I suddenly heard Emelya -
Pike says whisper
Human language:
- Let me go, Emelya,
So that the squints survived.
And your desire
I will perform as mine.

- I want the buckets themselves
They walked with fields and forests!
- Eco wonder! Do not begged
And quietly say:

"By magic,
In my opinion! " -
And you will see for yourself: goose
The buckets are striding in the house.

How the fool saw that cheerfully
Marry to the village of buckets,
Became Emelya Tikh and Mil -
I let the pike into the hole.

There were a bucket in the village,
And the people froze: since ancient times
There was no case like that
So that the buckets go with water!

No sip did not splash
And they themselves became on the bench,
And the fool is broad -shouldered
Removing the casing, climbed onto the stove.

How the shock ended,
So the daughter -in -law is again to the brother:
- You b, Emelyushka, friend Mil,
Fire would go chopped.

Hearing these babies of speech,
Brother does not want to get off the stove.
Pipping kalachi,
Whispers, sitting on the stove:

- By magic,
In my opinion:
You, an ax, are strong, healthy,
Annex, buddy, firewood!

Well, firewood, in the stove flame
Go from the yard yourself!
An ax jumped in an instant
From under the shop and to the courtyard.

Like her daughter -in -law ate porridge -
Send Emelyu to the forest:
- There are few firewood! Already the help,
Go to the forest and chop.

He sat down in Sani: “Today, women,
I'll go on bumps
Without reins and without a whip -
Open the gate! "

Here the daughter -in -law was stupefied:
- Well, you are a fool, Emelya!
Why didn't you harness the horse?
And the fool grins into a fist:

- By magic,
In my opinion:
Drive yourself, Sani, to the forest
Counter across to everyone!

While driving, in passing
He crumpled a lot of people.
On the way back -
Neither drive nor pass.

"Oh you can, my canopy!" -
He sings in a sleigh on the hay.
Behas Emel Honestly,
And he whispers a little alive:

- By magic,
In my opinion:
Hey, Dubinushka, slightly
Oblomay to their sides!

The club picked up
And let's walk on the back.
And the fool is home, to the stove,
Sleep quickly to bed.

Exactly on the same day, by dinner,
The sovereign spent about that.
Ordered: “Go, messenger,
Direct a fool to the palace! "

“Does the fool Emelye live here?”
Sloet with a stove without a spikelet!
I will pacify a whip in an instant.
There is an order to lead to the king!

- I do not want! - grins Emelya, - -
Go away, tired!
- You dare? Give the cheeks!
There is no science to fools!

— By magic,
In my opinion:
Hey, Dubinushka, slightly
Turn off the messenger of the sides!

Then the club jumped up.
So the messenger broke down
What a messenger, wiped his nose,
The knife barely carried away.

The king was surprised at the report
That there is no SLED with Emelya.
- flattery, affection finally,
Lole in the palace!

Took a messenger with a noble
Sweet gingerbread cookies
And he went again
To the palace of the lazy person to call.

- Out, Emeelka, on the porch!
What a lot is to lie on the stove?
- Okay, you go, a messenger.
I beatting - and to the palace.

- By magic,
In my opinion:
Listen, stove that I say:
Take me to the king!

The logs in the log house trembled -
The roof was barely held.
Rides, scratching the nostril,
Black to the priest-cage.

The king and daughter marvel: "Strange!"
Look: Nesmeyana laughs,
Like Emelya on a stove
He eats kalachi with milk.

- On you, a fool, perhaps,
There are too many complaints - -
King Emelyushka Koril, -
You suppressed the darkness of people!

- Sovereign, they are under the sled,
Having licked their mouths, they climbed themselves.
While the stove has stepped away,
The fool all stared at the daughter.

- By magic
In my opinion:
Daughter of Tsarev from this day
Let him fall in love with me!

In the palace, all flies will die:
On Emele Reva dries,
Wants to marry a friend
For Emelyu-Durak.

“Well, now, Emelya, Emelya,
Once your week has come.
Enough, lying on the stove
There are blush of kalachi!

Put on the ports, shirt.
We will be for you for the matchmaker!
And Emelyan came up with
How to finish the booth:

- By magic,
In my desire -
Full the hood of the cabbage soup,
I want to become handsome!

Tsar Emele gave half
And arranged in the state
Wedding cheerful feast.
And it thundered for the whole world:

You, Emelya, are a strangler!
Here and the fairy tale is the end.

Reduced fairy tale in a new way "By pike command"

The converted fairy tale in a new way "By pike command":

It was in Russia.
Ask anyone now.
Emelya lived - not a fool.
Mastak lying on the stove.
I will not say that he is a lazy person.
Gouging and shalopay.
On the face he himself was useful
And in business in all is good.
And he could slaughter, he could plow
Not Bezruk and not lee.
It was in winter.
White snow fell with a wall.
Emelya sleeps on the stove,
Bricks warm the back.
Mom calls: - “Hey Emeel!
I say without venture
At least on the street,
But kvashnya stands, does not wait.
The dough needs to be kneaded,
It's time to go for water. ”

Having scratched your back of your head,
Tarakanov scared away,
Rocker, buckets took
And he walked to the river.
He lowered the bucket to the hole,
Only he dragged them,
How he saw that there at the bottom
Pike swims in a bucket:
-“That's glorious, for lunch
Mom will make a cutlet. "
Suddenly Emelya, God saved!
Human hears the voice:
-“You, Emelya, do not fool
And let me go.
I will rightly serve the service,
And I will reward you.
And you are not scolding yourself
Throw me into the river now.
And he will see, say:
-Well, pike, help! "

Pike into the hole, letting go
So, a little loading,
And a snow -covered path,
He wandered home with water.
And after it, it rushed
Emely's life, just sweet.
A new stove? Yes, on!
There is a new hut ...
And at the local king,
Daughter-Steal is said.
The nose is up, anger in the eyes.
Well, not a Vertrach girl.
Nobody succeeds
You can’t find good words.
They sent matchmakers to her,
Her answer is ready:
-"All matchmakers, go to ...".
Here is such nonsense.

The king then issued a decree:
-“Who will try at least once
Mose our daughter laugh
She should be a groom.
And I will give half the kingdom
Here, in God, not a deception! "
The grooms ran.
Make fun of that princess.
Who is dancing, who sang
Like a Kursk nightingale.
Nobody could laugh
Everything is wrong, well, these are the god!
Emele's mother says:
-“Would you take off your legs from pushing,
Go to get married too ... "
-"Come on, pike, help!"
The people laughed then:
-"You, look, the stove is coming!"
Through the rivers, through dollars,
Straight to the royal house.

The servants are all faster into the yard,
Screams, noise and conversation!
And the princess, step to the window,
He sees the stove is in smoke.
There is Emelya on the stove,
With poppy, he eats kalachi.
Well, the princess laugh,
To hiccups, do not calm down!
It was then that the king fell silent a bit:
-"This is what is the groom!"
Counts, princes and marquis,
Englishman, the one "pliz",
The princess drove away all!
I waited for Emelya to know?! "
What to do! Do not put it!
He gave the word, hold it!
Nine months later,
Granddaughter with the grandson for the king,
The princess gave birth to a daughter ...
Everything is in Emelya, just like that.

I sometimes visit them,
The eye from the princess did not take.
All things are burning in their hands
And good (they say).
And Emelya, without embellishment
This story told me.
I scratched my head
I wrote such a verse.
And I will tell you a secret
That he let him in the light.
Well, if you smile
Or even laugh
This fairy tale, to know for no vain
I am amused by friends.

Original interpretation of a fairy tale new way "By pike command"

Original interpretation of a fairy tale new fret “By pike command”:

Claim helped Emele
- awarded the fool.
He became the king for the sake of boredom
Continued to crush the sides!
Intelligence - not brighter than a candle,
Hard work - cat,
The horizons are no wider than the stove,
From the mice of Mayat!

Without difficulty and without science
To rule the kingdom is evil!
Demand, which with bony pike,
Apparently she was not lucky!

Love the gray -haired prankster
Maps, girls, wine.
Whatever day, a new holiday
Whatever the evening is a casino.

Motor, Gulba and Barry.
Who worked has stopped!
The state was impaired
And the hungry year has come.

In the walking capital
Work out a diploma,
Daughter is a beautiful girl,
I reported with the groom.

At least the princess is blue -eyed
And the heiress was
I did not expect gifts from a fairy tale
And stubbornly went to the goal.

The will of will differed
And a rational head.
I was fond of sports since childhood:
Marathon and shooting.

Emelyan is not without fear
He looked at his daughter.
And argue with blue -eyed
I did not know how and did not want to!

Having received an education,
I found my husband's daughter,
Assessing not so much title,
How much knowledge and business!

The wedding was dealt with Bayan,
Honor for honor, feast and ball.
At the end of half a dug is drilled
Dad promised a son -in -law.

In the morning the "generous" dad
The daughter and son -in -law said:
- These are your outrageous
It is necessary to urgently stop!

Does not interfere with nature
Live for pleasure
Drink in the garden
And treat health.

- As for the "half pastime",
You, Papul, are not skimping.
The husband will take care of the state
He is a politician - a financier!

I, as a physician, without doubt
What threatens you trouble:
Heart, liver and pressure
Not suitable for anywhere!

- Here is a ticket for a chariot,
A soft shop is the first grade.
Sent from the capital
Exactly at noon, in an hour!

I took Emelya's arms to his feet
I scratched the skull
I drank vodka on the road
And I went to the station.

Not by the pike order
About health to bother,
And according to her daughter,
So as not to play in the box!

Pounding "clamp" on the neck
The son -in -law began to plow,
Convincing the heroes
Help the state.

Built schools and roads,
To work everyone can work.
On reasonable taxes
Replaced a cool quitt!

Dispersed the boyars of the lazy,
(The people themselves chose the people),
Encouraged hardworking
And he gave them loans!

He put epaulets on Sagittarius,
The order to follow,
Execute the laws,
To the court - put the jury.

Strengthened the borders everywhere,
He raised the army and fleet,
So that in the village and in the capital
The people could live in peace!

Having rested, he appeared home
King Emelya is finally
The changes were surprised:
- My mother, honest father!

And he was hardly recognized
- Here is an unexpected turn
Dad, as bewitched:
And does not smoke, and does not drink!

To the princess blue -eyed
You can see the pike far!
Maybe a fairy tale came out stupid!
Everything is so fast and easy!

The fairy tale was still told
To understand and a fool
- Without law and morality
There will be darkness in the state!

If the one who is torn to power
Will only steal
The people are waiting for the people!
In life - there is no miracle!

To say goodbye to thieves,
To the authorities to prevent them,
You need to think not to be lazy
- For whom to vote!

A fun fairy tale in a new way "By pike command"

A fun fairy tale in a new way "By pike command":

Emelya spent many years without loster from the furnace.
The reason is a head injury with a defect in speech.
Life is purely paradise! It does not chop off the hunger
Warm, light to him, and flies do not bite
But once, a neighbor came to Maman,
As if softer ... Ask for advice:
What to do, they say, when are the testicles full?
Mother Emelyu sent for water ...
The displeased face grimaced in a vile,
But what to do? Mom ordered.
Mutting: - The male runs to the estrus.
From the stove tears, and quietly trudged to the river.
Looks - sits under the tree of Stepan,
The shame sat down, an inveterate addict.
The jamb smoked, then another ...
Emelya continued the path for water.
Came. He drew. Failed with his mouth open.
In the bucket, the pike moves its tail.
He looked again - oops, pike, in fact ...
How cool he inserted a jamb Emel!
And then more. Yes, in general, a joke!
The fish spoke. In Russian:
“You don't destroy me.” I am a phenomenon!
Count what I will offer you in return ...
Say: "By pike command",
And put forward your any suggestions.
Do not click your face, agree, well done.
Emelya, a clear thing, gave "good",
And with a quick step he hurried into the village.
To the promised magic to meet ...
Have you forgotten about a speech defect?
He is the first thing, as a man is supposed to
He directed the feet to vodka and Konin.
He rolled the eye, and with lust
I said aloud: "At the pike command!"
Is there a result! Avoska-plot!
Not only vodka! Cheese still, sausage.
Then in the "Salon of clothing." Here is luck!
It works "at the pike command!
It has a scum, harem pants,
Moreover, which is characteristic, absolutely for nothing,
Eggy-step, boots, galoshes.
The order is tin! Really good!
And women in general, without hesitation
Give everything. There would only be a desire.
Emelya is happy: He has a little sophisticated!
Simple pike, and what power!

How to know the wretched Emele,
That the pike has nothing to do with it, in fact?
And the mother is native, wise Elizabeth,
Ordinary chairman of the village council ……

Modern fairy tale in a new way "By pike command"

Modern fairy tale in a new way "By pike command":

Here's a break, in the water of the bucket
Emelya omitted instantly,
He scooped up more water
And dragged them back.

He put it in the snow,
He straightened his hat a little,
Suddenly I saw: - In business!
The pike looks from the bucket!

- Let me go Emelya, -
Pike says loudly.
My kids are small
Who will look after them?

If you let go, I'm for this
All your desires
I will do it immediately,
Just say words:

- They say by pike command,
Yes, in my opinion,
And call the desire!
Yes, do not sink!

From great surprise
Our unreasonable Emelya.
The rocker dropped.
So he was surprised.

-This is when it was so
So that the pike spoke?
He looked into her eyes
What miracles!

- They will not be left without a mother
Your little kids, -
He released the pike into the water.
-Well fish, swim!

Excerpt No. 2
The people are surprised
The stove is going, smoke goes!

Emelya sits on the stove
He looks at Dal far away.
And to the onlooks right from the stove
He screams very loudly:

- Hey Selyana are not angry!
Get part, disperse!
And I will not set you!
I'm going to the palace to the king!

And in the field the snow sparkles
Emelya rushes to the palace!
The people waved after him
The one that goes along the roads.

In the palace the king is at the window
It scratches his beard,
And he looks often
He is in a telescope.

Suddenly he jumped, suddenly gasped.
Lost for a while!
I saw how it goes in the field
And the big stove smokes.

- What is this nonsense?
The stove goes to us by itself!
Who dared to break the law?
Who defended the whole kingdom?

Russian stoves on roads
Who allowed to ride?
Or someone collection of rules
Did you change without me?

I ran to him and into the legs
The general himself rushed,
In a war, he is clear
I immediately reported:

- This is an eccentric on the stove,
Simply, a fool!
And he is called Emelya,
No enemy is worse!

It must be caught
Yes, put in prison!
So that he does not dare on the roads
The villagers have all the chickens!

- Maybe we have him for dinner
To get started to invite?
And his cocoa, coffee
And treat it to cook?

It is better to treat
Be sure to us him,
Maybe he will reveal the secret
Your invention?

In other people's armies, such
You will never see
To the stove on the road
She drove quickly herself.

I will whisper in your ear
Kohl put a gun on the stove,
Then in any war then
We will overcome the enemy!

Excerpt No. 3
In a month, maybe the wound
We went to the field of the battle.
In the distance, the sultan was waiting for them,
In the tent, coffee drank.

As the tsarist army saw,
He stopped drinking coffee.
Ordered elephants and guns
To display as soon as possible.

Two rati lined up to fight.
The king is a little afraid.
And Emelya is our hero
He led the stoves all into battle.

The stoves go and shoot.
The guns are often charged
Young guns.
Ah yes they are well done.

And the Sultan runs the army.
Fucking to fight!
And the Sultan runs skipping.
We must save our life!

And the elephants run behind him
They roar their trunk.
If the speed is added
Then the sultan will be crushed.

Celebrates the happy king
The land of the Russian sovereign.
- Well, Emelya Hero you!
All you want, then ask!

And Emelya was honest,
He asked his daughter in his wife.
The king threw the crown upward
Shouted: -Well and get married!

The wedding was played for thirty days,
Drank, ate and danced,
It even seems tired
And all the boots struck.

The king is exactly a year later
Their love saw the fruit.
The grandson was born to the king!
The fairy tale ended mine!

Fairy tale in a new way "by pike command" the most cool

A fairy tale in a new way "By pike command" is the most cool:

And so let's start, as they say with the living.
This time, there was an old man
As usual - there were three sons
Two-nothing, and the third-like something bit.
And the third was the third - Emelya
And you won’t understand, he is stupid, or seemingly fool
He was sitting on the stove all day until stupefying
Sented, Sushcha, when he sees, a scoop

He was reluctant to work at least
And love - lie down and relax
The work caused yawn in it
And thought - how to jitter from it

Once the brothers drove off to the bazaar
Of the men, one Emelya and stayed
Daughter -in -law - women clinged like lichen
Licks them so that someone is lying on the stove

- Emelya go for water
After all, the bath must be stolen, Saturday
Emelya waved his hand from the furnace
- No, I won’t go, I am reluctant.

Brothers will come and give gifts
And we will tell - the bath is not ready
They will not give you guests
And scold the loaf of this.

Emelya thought out - okay
Dressed - short fur coat, boots
Earflap, so that it is not cool
The ax took two buckets for water.

I came to the river, cut out the hole
I scored water - one bucket, the second
Suddenly he sees - he picked up a pike with water
That's lucky, we’ll eat!

Then the pike says to the human:
- You let me go Emelya, I will come in handy
I don't believe - Emelya answers her
Am I going to get over from your words?

You try me Emelya
Give the order, I will fulfill any
Well, be your way, pike a seed
Let the buckets themselves stomp home.

And he says here pike further
- Remember you magical words
- By pike command, according to my want
Go buckets, do not splash water.

Emelya said this with a surprise
And just finished the words
Buckets rose at this very moment
And instantly uphill, all the goal of water.

Lowered Emely Pike into the hole
Swim, believe, so be it
He managed to surprise everyone in the village
So that the buckets can wear water like that.

I came home, the buckets stood on the shop
Emelya threw off his boots, climbed onto the stove
Lay, lay, got it again
Firewood needs to be stolen to light the stove.

Well, Emele is good, heated
So reluctance to get down down
He remembered the pike, even flushed
And well, let's whisper the magic words.

- By pike command, according to my want
Go an ax and stuck firewood
And you are firewood, go into the hut, put your way
All themselves, and without my work.

As soon as he whispered and at the same moment
An ax on the yard from under the shops - jump
And let's stab wood - chop
Everything is any-expensive and there is nothing to scold for.

Those firewood themselves galloped into the hut
And even climbed into the stove themselves
It remains only there to light fire
And you can fry, soar, stove.

Emelya War turned on a barrel
He slipped a fist under his head
Everything, do not disturb, let me sleep
Tired of working, we must lie down!

Fairy tale in a new way "On the pike command" in an interesting interpretation

A fairy tale in a new way "On the pike command" in an interesting interpretation:

I woke up on Emelya oven.
The head hurts with a hangover.
Everything is dry in the mouth, as in the desert.
There is no water in the jug ...

He found felt boots in the hallway.
Put on clothes in a hurry.
The bucket grabbed and rocker
And he rushed to the river quickly.

The bucket drew the holy water
To get drunk from the break ...
Suddenly, his breath stared.
He grabbed the pike by the throat ...

An attempt to slip away from hands -
There is a regular trick for fish.
At first, the pike trembled,
Well, then she suddenly whispered:

“Don't kill Emelya.
Now I will save you from hops.
Tell me: by pike command.
At the time I will fulfill the order "

Life has changed at Emelya ...
Lives not like he lived hitherto.
Huge house, security, servants.
Already changed, as many as two spouses ...

He flies with a private plane.
They meet everyone with honor.
The other day slightly tipsy
Wandered with a girlfriend in the Kremlin ...

And before he lived on the lakes.
I walked on fairy -tale open spaces.
Now with politicians is friendly.
Will always shave and stubborn ...

Now it sells oil, gas.
The people are scared by an evil decree ...
For all people, he is Emelyan.
Often, it is drunk.

Oh, how does the life of people change.
And the authorities and money corrupts.
He slept on the stove and lived without chic.
Emelian became, like the king - Vladyka!