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On the motive of Zemfira - do you want?

Please, do not go
We will drink with you together
I will let you bit the most delicious cucumber.

(Chorus:)
Do you want palette vodka?
Do you want a beer of moonshine?
Do you want me to hand over all the bottles
I will hand over all my bottles.

Please drink with me
Well, at least 2 bottles
What happened to my head?
You lead the bump on the back of the head.

(Chorus:)
Do you want Sam with an orange?
Do you want Sam with tangerine?
Do you want me to kill my neighbors
What interferes with drinking!?

Alteration of the song Grigory Leps I will leave to live in London

Suddenly the idea attacked
And does not want to lag behind
Maybe I'm in Bangladesh
To fly for a week?
And she attacked unexpectedly,
Without any reasons.
How before I didn't think
I'm talking about this!? Oh.
All leave in Komarovo
Figili to stick out to me?
Can move to London
Or in Glasgow the heat to give,
View Squares, Strits
On Margosh and Grett,
Taking a liter of vodka with him,
Guitar and tablet.
What is needed for this?
Put your legs in a couple of piles,
Learn the tolerable- "Hau Du Du",
And hi".
There is another idea
I was covered by the one
Maybe from Russia to rush at all?
Where I am not, I know
Life, as in a fairy tale.
The only question is where to wash away-
In Dacca, to London or in Glasgow?

Chorus:
I decided to go to Dacca
Decided to become Bangladesca.
But the friend said, drunk to Kaku -
“For what the fuck, Leshim!?
I decided to go to Glasgow
Well, why am I not a Scot?
The friend barked loudly:
"Why are you without money?"

On the motive of the song Biffguyz I am a boom-boom boom

Chorus:
My scooter Dryn-Dryn-Dryn.
No, I'm not "Drink-Drynka-Drynka"
I'm jin - jin - jin,
And you-"Distant, perish, perish."
I call Dzin - Jin - Jin again.
Let yang yin yin
From your “melons, melons, melons
I'm trudging, damn it, damn, damn "

Today we will deal with you visual geography.
You will be a map, your chest is Tibet.
Hair - the waters of the Amazon River, the Mariana Turn
I want to find me without a hint and even without light.

In Antarctica, I will probably wander the pointer.
Perhaps I will find the Netherlands on your neck,
In the mouth - the triangle Bermudsky, in the navel - the state of Nebraska,
And maybe on the pope I will stumble on Barbados or Uganda.

I like to repeat geography with you.
Oh, how pleasant it is in your eyes to read!
On your map, I am ready to wander for many days.
Spit that there are cards in more detail and more precisely.

The chorus is the same.

Funny alteration to the motive of Sting's songs - EVERY BREATHE You TAKE

In guys with zero five,
If it does not stir, -
Robin Hood, like a bayonet
Don Juan-on the way
And the cat Leopold.

Like a nut in a nuga
There is Bond James in all
And the Minion workshop, -
Joy to do, laughter
For his Isold ...

Take a look at the guy
Who is he, you are, Miss?
Baby suddenly raccoon
Good Don Quixote ...

Maybe somewhere in it
The hedgehog with a knot wanders,
Thor is with a hammer,
Carlson with the baby
Are they waiting for a cake with jam?

Chorus:

For you, Okosev, maybe Miss, he is to be weird.
If he loves you, - walk around,
Embody the image of a prince from girlish dreams,
For you to get on the table to sing the hit of "Beatles" ...

On the motive of the song gr. Degrees - naked

I like it when you wave your handles in manicure
And blow on nails and porridge.
I like when rearranging the wall and chair,
You purr the motive from Presley.
I like it when you are barefoot on the floor at night
And you burst a boot with a hiccup.
I like it when you dive under a blanket at any time
With "Where are you, my captain Nemo?"

Chorus:

And do not care that you are an extravagant,
Eat condensed milk after herring,
And in headphones in a foamy bath
Often you are wound to Nagano's songs,
What can you ask in the morning suddenly sleepily:
"What time is it in AsunSion now?"
You know how to inspire, be a muse.
In shorts, to armpits in the rates,
In sundress, in boots-bottoms
Or naked with proud posture.

Modern remake for the motive of the song of Valeria - Metelitsa

Metelitsa hinted
Under my window.
The janitor moves a little:
Again drunk in .. one.
Self -sulfur with a snowdrift to me
My former, Main Herz?
With the words rude
Unloaded under the door.
I'm a grave girl,
Do not swear fate.
And herself with a shovel
I will reconcile everything at an hour.
And the broom is nimble
I will go in the end.
Not kvashnya with cabbage,
I will swear sadness ...

Chorus:
Your snow will die in spring.
You probably don't become different.
That, between us, all the snowstorms and ice floes,
It’s not to blame, Gulf Stream is not to blame ...

Redding the song Ledy Gaga - Bad Romance about a drunken novel

Oh-o-o-o-oh-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oh-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oh-oo-oo
Roman is drunk in Kaku.
Oh-o-o-o-oh-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oh-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oh-oo-oo
Shame, shame, novel.
Oh-ah in Dryazg, in Umat
Rom, eh, rum mama!

Do you remember, Murlo-Lo:
Zoo, booze?
Like in a boot
Did you fight with a raccoon?
Brilled the panther's mustache?
The elephant has a member of Meril?
Picked up to the donkey, -"Jesha,
Do not lose your tails, sloping ... "?
Like in the aviary of Gorilla
Was you your own, they loved you?
But why, tell me, Roman,
Did you climb into your pocket for a kangaroo?
Gusini, Gaga
Took the testicle, what for?
Nafiga, nafiga?
-Gaga pinching ...
The bully is a bully
Ga-ha-gad-cursed.
Oh-oh-oh ...
Shame, Roman!

Hooligan alteration to the motive of the song of glucose - dance Russia!

Conveyed in the news,
I have a beauty in all places!
Very Good, smacks send.
Yes, I'm a girl is super! Shine!
And with the diamonds, and without.
Here and here, where do not go.

Chorus:
Russia is dancing! In tears in Europe,
After all, I have the most beautiful priest!
Dance Russia! Sow the states
After all, I have in front of all, all pistages!
Paris and San Francisco roars.
After all, I have the most, the most beautiful tits!

Parody for the song glucose - butterflies

Look, how I got under the current
At home, a little threshold
It crossed it into a lot.
"Again in the insole, hubby?"
Women Voice-
It is useless to argue.

Chorus:
A rolling pin in her hand-
This is a pipets. Do not hide, do not hide.
The bump on my head-
Maybe it’s about to be born.

Pterodactyl in her head!
How to prevent him from angry with him?
"Where is" Butterflies in your stomach? "
"You drink one at a time, dumbass ..."

Funny remake of Nelly Furtado Say it Right

I am chatty - just horror.
On a mobile phone - Vish.
But all the “little thing” I am a class.
My men are the type - Cage Nilels.
My undoubted plus
This is a "moska" and a bust.
There is also a bold plus -
I love to cook.
I am in the market for the market
He offered the minced meat today.
Said- "Meat-chic!"
Taste - swallow the tongue! "
I took it, lucky
For cheap - kilo.
At least the meat is not special
Where is the thigh, where is the fire?

Chorus:
Fictionals I am
I am
I put on and cut the cutlets.
Pepper slightly
Pepper slightly and slightly emboyation.
In the theme of vegetable in cabbage soup, in the theme of vegetable in cabbage soup
And of course in borsch.
I don't like it when my peasant
Hil and Tosh.

On the motive of the famous song Kylie Minogue Can’T Get You Out of My Head

La-la-la ...

They tell me that I am stupid
That the herbs are lower than my "ay-ky",
But I know who the chapai was,
In honor of whom the dog is named - Arkul.
La-la-la ...

I have known the fact from school
That the flowers pollinates the bumblebee.
Oligarch - duck Scrudge MacDak
I did not fly, I know, in Courchevel.
And agate in earrings I distinguish from glass.
That "Merce" is cool, yeah,
And "Oka"-light
I know, not quite a taiga ...
La-la-la ...

I know for sure the Bratan Heka - Chuk,
That "mokrin" is not damp, but a beast.
Let me shine with my mind a little,
But the beauty shine even-up.
La-la-la ...

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Song about Pindyk and Kirdyk. (Alteration of Lyapis Trubetskoy "Spring")

When the board ends, and a small bull -calf sighs,
Когда немой Герасим в речку собачонку бросает,
When a ship with DiCaprio in a huge iceberg beats a stem,
When you gave someone in the face, and suddenly the whole village gathered,

Know - this is a pindyk, with him a kapets wings with his wings.
Know - this is a paragraph, this is a kirdyk, the end will not miss!

When a frog sits in the grass sitting in the grass,
When a student to one old woman leaves with an ax in his hand,
When a hungry bear drove you to a thin pine tree,
When Chapaev tries to swim cold, cold

Know - this is the Urals, with him near the Amur, you spend in vain.
Nine nine-one-one, do not dial, you can’t pay a call!

When the policeman mustach you stroke your knee
And he will lead you under his arms, but not to jail, but right to the wall,
When a bald soldier wants to climb on a bulldog,
When, having not surrendered the eighth, the student bites the teacher,
Когда седой профессор под дождем по лужам резво скачет,
And from the window of the hostel, the machine gunner fits along it,

Know - this is a pipe, with her next to her, and so washed!
Know - this is a kaput, did you understand what you were covered?

Pindyk again crept unnoticed,
Grabbed by the throat, drunk and barefoot,
Love in the spring comes in a green dress,
Pindyk always comes in white and with a scythe

Come back, forest boar ... (Aida Vedishcheva "Forest Deer")

Once in one of the European countries
He ran around the city of wild boar.
He ran and grunted on the move -
Everything was looking for some food.

Chorus:
Come back, forest boar,

In my opinion.
Swate me, wild boar
In his country, wild boars
Where the pines are torn to the sky,
Where the time lives and the non
Swate me soon, forest wild boar.

He ran and grunt: “Oh-oh-oh!
I want to be a home pig!
I'm tired of enemy wictering
I want to shave, damn it !!! "

Chorus: Well, what are you, wild boar,
Yes, you are probably crazy!
Come back home, wild boar
You will not be enough for everyone !!!
There are naked plains here
They eat pork here
Go, go home, forest boar!

Oh, frost, frost ... (folk, table)

Somehow I walked home at fun
Scumbag to me, oh spread
Scumbag to me, oh spread

Oh, spread, struck
Apparently karate studied
Apparently karate studied

I'm lying and resting for me
I see, on the ground, scrap is lying
I see, on the ground, scrap is lying

How I take a scrap, white in my hands
And I don't know what I will do to you
And I don't know what I will do to you

After all there are no tricks
"Come on soda!" - shouted to them in the wake
"Come on soda!" - shouted to them in the wake

I would be silent more, less would have carried away
For my misfortune, scrap to the ground fruits
For my misfortune, scrap to the ground for example.

Song about hedgehogs (on the motive of the song "Where does the homeland begins")

Why do the hedgehogs multiply? -
So that there is more hedgehog.
So that their tribe lives and multiplies -
They lie on each other.
Maybe they multiply
From pictures about naked hedgehogs,
Which are often printed
In overseas magazines of strangers? ..

Why do the hedgehogs multiply? -
From what they want to sleep
Much stronger than for the winter
Collect mushrooms through the forest.
Maybe they multiply
From the spring scruff of the starling?
Although no one has found out
The influence of starlings to the end:

Why do the hedgehogs multiply? -
Is it that they drink milk?
But it is unlikely from the birch that in the field,
Since it is high from her.
Maybe they are propagated,
Going out of business at dawn,
With good and faithful comrades,
Living in a neighboring hole? ..
Why do the hedgehogs multiply?

"Eighteen already." Contractor: gr. "Hands up"

You caught my taxi ...
You caught my taxi
The back fell on the seat.
I asked: "Where do we keep the path?"
You are swallowing a little "Hershi",
She mumbled: “Here, an ambush!
Cola is not Pinocalade.
Treat Boy with a cigarette.
I am in a cut today, at least a nymph.

Chorus:
"Take me soon
And take over a hundred seas.
Eighteen already!
Breast-over! And super- "w"!
Take me soon
Take away for a hundred seas.
I’ll pull it to one hundred and first.
I will shake a bit, let it be. "

“Baby, you are really loaded.
No matter how it was cut off here.
Maybe to the house on the pillow? "
“Not Tryndi, cool drying.
That's shish, so that I fall!
I told you the address:

Chorus:
“Take me soon.
Take a hundred seas.
Eighteen already.
"Love" is a table on the sweet "g".
Take me soon
And take over a hundred seas!
You are not sods. Where is your courage?
I'll pay ... Ale, garage! "

You walked along the street as a exercise ...
You walked along the street as a exercise
With a glance fire led to defeat
How I acted on the charter further
At the training ground, I set a date.

Your dad-combate called me a bastard,
Before the wedding, so that no self -prospectus!
But I will not restrain my artillery
You will be mine in all directions.

Chorus:
Let me take you soon
Let's take me a hundred seas,
Let's smoke after you accidentally
And you are in response: "Come on without come on"

Original: “Belle” (“Beautiful”) Contractor: From the musical: “Notre Dame de Paris”

The ringing of a doseran woman crawls into my ears ... (Teacher suffering)
The ringing of a doseran woman crawls into my ears,
The dream rudely and ruthlessly violating.
He reminds me for the first time in the morning,
That I am to run to work again,
The whole school will be produced in a single moment
My two fifths, two seventh and two -eighth.
In them I need to drive knowledge from year to year,
In the hope of vain that at least something will come.
And after death, I can’t find peace!
Go, God, only an extra day off!
Oh, how bored me the lessons!
God did not come up with troubles worse!
I almost never feel my legs under me, wandering home,
The sick soul with a terrible thought of a birch,
That the mountain awaits me on the table.
And the devil pulled them to collect yesterday!
Darkness! So, at least three I will not fall asleep
And only in the morning I am aiming on the couch.
And after death, I can’t find peace!
Go, God, only an extra day off!
The light is already in my eyes!
No, you need to stop at least for a moment!
I gave my work a lot of years,
I know how they find the root from among
And why in the sky the rainbow is visible,
But I forgot my children.
Rave! Sometimes you think: to send everything to hell!
Yes, only your heart will not be divided in half.
No, apparently, I got in my soul to school.
Go, God, only an extra day off!
Well, what can I do if the school is for me
My light is in the window, my home, my family?
Sometimes you think: to send everything to hell!
Yes, only your heart will not be divided in half.
No, apparently, I got in my soul to school.
Go, God, only an extra day off!

Night, Christmas tree garlands overflow ... (New Year's)

Night, Christmas tree garlands overflow ...
Away of the old year and old insults!
Everything melts in the past, like two drops of dew,
Let's start first, only the clock will thunder.
In the past year, we all did not go an easy way,
And we are not trying to return the old year!
We will light a New Year's star on the Christmas tree,
Under the fight of chimes, we will inspire our dream.
My doubts fly away again,
But again I am overwhelmed
I'm waiting for the achievement of a miracle on my path, and now -
Suddenly the long -awaited New Year comes!
To the ringing of glasses overflowing with wine,
With the game of lights, we will step over the New Year ...
Forgetting sadness, we gained a wonderful gift,
Having reveling in happiness under the twelfth blow.
Calling Christmas tree luminous toys,
He broke my peace for a moment ...
And I get my gift from under the Christmas tree-
Giving gifts is destined to be fate!
The New Year flies with a fairy tale,
He will present a new meaning in our life!
And again, time will fly carefree,
And the new holiday in the New Year is in a hurry!

The light lit up my sick soul ... (Aria about the detained salary.)

The light illuminated my sick soul,
Again noodles were hung on the ears ...
Nonsense, midnight nonsense torments my heart again,
The salary is sweet, I dared to wish you ...
My heavy cross is not to receive a salary on time,
I so dream of taking her in my arms!
No, the hunchback was opened in a purse,
I will never be happy on earth.
Only after payment I will find peace
Kohl legs I will not stretch until the date of that.

Paradise, promise paradise your arms,
Give me hope, oh my curse!
Know - the sinful thoughts are sweet to me, blind power,
Madly, before I did not know what passion means.
I am now obsessed with one thought
You, long -awaited, have ruined my life!
It’s a pity, I was deprived of fate in a mockery,
The hellish flour is doomed forever.
Only after payment I will find peace
Kohl legs I will not stretch until the date of that.

Sleep, bright happiness sleep, my salary,
Moan, sinful passion groan, my salary,
He broke his lips and rolled down with a stone,
Do not survive me without you a whim.
Holy Virgin, you are not able to help me,
Love forbidden is not given to me to overcome.
Wait, don't leave me a crazy dream,
A man turns poverty into a slave.
Only after payment I will find peace
Kohl legs I will not stretch until the date of that.

And day and night she is only in front of me,
And not Madonna, I pray, but she alone.
Wait, don't leave me a crazy dream,
A man turns poverty into a slave.
Only after payment I will find peace
Kohl legs I will not stretch until the date of that.

Alcohol! Illuminated my sick soul ... (alcohol)

Alcohol! Illuminated my sick soul ...
Not! I will not violate a degree of degree ...
Serpent! Green serpent torments my heart again
Oh, beer with vodka how to stir you to me?
My heavy cross is an eternal hangover.
Every day in the morning I am ready to accept a hundred grams ...
Not! Helpen is a rejected with a shade on the chela,
I will never be sober on earth
And after a booze I can't find peace
I will take a glass again with a trembling hand!
New Year's jokes about the New Year

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On the motive "Wonderful neighbor"

We have gathered here today
All at the festive table.
We congratulate
With this day.
You, dear, are so beautiful
And today and always.
Well, most importantly, of course,
You are the kindest soul.

Chorus: Pam-PAM, PA-PA-PA-PAM-PAM-PAM,
Pam-param-pa-Pam-pam,
Pam-para-Pam-pa.

And we also wish you
Be healthy forever,
And do not know the hospitals -
Unless only sometimes.
Touch, wipe yourself
In the morning, in the evening and day.
And do not hesitate in your relatives -
We will come to you.

On the motive of the song "Box"

Drive, good hostess,
The soul freezes.
Admire you to ………!
How good it is.

On the table, the snacks are different,
Just try not to be lazy.
Ah, good, good our hostess,
So tried to please.

We admire the hostess
We all want to hug her.
And she tries for us,
Asks to fill the glasses.

We know that life is not easy
Sometimes she gets
But she is always cheerful
We treat us with the soul

This time we have been waiting for a long time
To come here soon.
Pour the glasses full,
We wish her happiness!

On the motive of the song "Let them run awkwardly ..."

Let them run - run
Days like a free flock
All snow - storms contrary.
Let your beginnings, dreams or dreams
Only for a moment they blur your eyes.
Smile, do not be shy that it's fun now.
It is unfortunate that the anniversaries, only once in life.
Do you want the fairy to fly to you soon
Wishes gave loving?
We will congratulate her together and leave as a gift
A lot of happiness, love for you.
Smile, do not be shy that it's fun now.
It is unfortunate that the anniversaries, only once in life.
On the motive of the song "Fands - lamb"
The company is glorious, sounds of votes
And the song is resident, aroma from the tables.

Baranoka sweets

We feast at _______
Eh, you are guests
Pour wine
Look at __________
Our ________- Golubushka
And so happy
In the whole world, she is.
Congratulations fly
And bouquets of flowers.
Say something gentle
Each _______ is ready
Let there be no reason for us
This evening miss
Better in the dance is tempting
Pound with heels.
Years quickly rush
But _______ is strong.
Let's drink, drink for __________
We are hopped wine.

On the motive "I'll get up today to dawn"

We got up to dawn today,
All went to buy flowers together,
We all waited for the appointed hour,
To perform a song for you.
Chorus:
Anniversary is a colorful
We are all together in love with her
Our most kind friend and boss:
We are fair and honestly equal to her.
On the motive of the song "Sailor" (O. Gazmanov)
You gathered all your friends today for an anniversary
Congratulations and gifts you receive from guests!
Give all the flowers to you, you dressed fashionably, you
You are the queen of beauty this evening!
Chorus:
We wish from the guests
One hundred rubles and a hundred friends,
And in life to be
Perhaps everything is okay!
You can do everything: build and plant flowers,
Just lick your fingers, as you cook, (name), you!
We put you as an example to our children, for example,
And even our favorite mayor is personally proud of you!
Chorus.

On the motive of the song "Life as a film"

If your life is like a film,
Scroll a little back to us!
You were then a very girl
Tender-Nonsery, like a spring garden.
Because even now
You are young, as once,
And the enthusiasm and kindness -
This is what you are rich in!
On this marvelous anniversary evening
We see how the husband is in love with you.
He is your clear eyes
As once, it’s intoxicated again.
Because even now
You are more beautiful than all of us together.
Unearthly beauty -
This is what you are rich in.
And to their guys and grandchildren
You were and will be the best friend
Because you understand them
Best of all people that are around!
Because even now
You are wiser than all of us together.
And a wide soul -
This is what you are rich in.

On the motive of the song "Hope" by A. Pakhmutova

A familiar star shines us,
We are all drowned in admiration,
The sun opened to us gates
For life, and we know about it.
Here we are all comfortable and warm,
Here we will always warm us in the cold,
It was decided to be on the anniversary
Though the planets do not dare to move.
Chorus:
Ah, sun, you are on this day
We are happy to congratulate the holiday,
We will not throw us at you and shadow
After all, you, for us above a reward.

On the motive of the song "Here someone went down from the hill"

It's my birthday today
And he is not a simple anniversary
Let's congratulate her
And we wish her happiness.

Not so many years have passed
There is not a few water flowing
All these years _________ ours
It was, of course, not easy.

So we wish _________
Strong health forever,
And optimism, mood
Although for another 40 years

Live the rest of the years calmly,
Grandchildren and great -grandchildren to raise,
And go to us. Be in a friendship with a song
And to love us employees.

On the motive "from a smile will become all brighter"

From a smile will be all warm
And you and me and everyone sitting together
So let's raise the glasses we are friendly
And we will sing a song for the birthday girl!
And then we’ll probably get out of the table
And we jump to the music like children
After forgetting about validol, sulfazole and allochol
And let's go dance, forgetting about everything in the world.
Well, at night it will get worse for us,
And they will begin to disturb the heart, liver, kidneys
And in the stomach like 100 hedgehogs
And there is no urine to get up to work!
And then we probably remember the clouds
And what is in the world God and Mom too
We are looking for validol everywhere, sulfazole and allochol
We call the doctor’s house too.
So that we do not overshadow the holiday
To have fun with you longer
We must be in moderation and to the best of drink
Well, to sing and dance friends more
And then the clouds will surely suddenly dance
And we jump to the music like children
After forgetting about validol, sulfazole and allochol
And let's go dance, forgetting about everything in the world.

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Alteration of the song of Vera Brezhneva "You are my man"

Winter has come and everyone understands without words:
It is approaching by the end of the year.
And the summer is not soon,
And the sun does not warm for a long time,
And the windows in the patterns.
But we will not lose heart,
After all, the New Year is coming to us, it is already close,
We love him gently.
And better forget
Problems are the same,
I want everything to be serene.

CHORUS.
May people be happy today,
They will quickly forget their sorrows.
Let everyone have the mood
Every person will be glad.
May people be happy today,
They will quickly forget their sorrows.
Let everyone have the mood
Every person will be glad.
Everyone.

Let everyone lure
Good luck for a thousand years
And grief will not.
Good will reign
On this vast earth
Everyone promises:
We will not lose heart,
After all, the New Year is coming to us, it is already close,
We love him gently.
And better forget
Problems are the same,
I want everything to be serene.

And snow -white snow
I fell asleep all our tracks,
Everything became like in a fairy tale.
And there was no better
Nowhere on the huge land,
So simple and clear.

You call fate by name
She will come beautiful and strong
Everyone.
You call fate by name
She will come beautiful and strong
Everyone.

Alteration of Dima Bilan's song "The impossible is possible"

CHORUS.
Let all each other
Happy New Year congratulations
And from the good of the heart,
Like snow in the spring, they melt.
Let the whole planet be transformed from love,
Anyone hurries to share his smile.

How good when
New Year is coming.
Everything is old then
He will shake off our shoulders.
Snow Maiden will come
And with her Santa Claus,
And there will only be laughter
There will be no tears at all.

Let's talk about bad
We will not remember.
We will share the warmth,
And we will light up
After all, on the big on earth.
Full of miracles,
Let's get up with a dream
We are right to heaven.

CHORUS.
Let all each other
Happy New Year congratulations
And from the good of the heart,
Like snow in the spring, they melt.
May the whole planet be transformed from love
Anyone hurries to share his smile.

Alteration for the song "Three White Horse"

Legs froze, my head froze,
And she was slightly drunk herself,
Eh, and there was fun today,
Eh, and there was fun today,
And I go home alone, one, one ....

Chorus:
And takes me away, and takes me away,
After all, I drank from the bottom of my heart,
Three white wines, eh, three white wines:
Champagne, vodka and gin.

I'm sitting on a bench, a man is pestering
And I'm not afraid of men,
He calls me to his car,
I am strong between his feet with his knee
I run away and laugh, laugh, laugh.

Chorus.

New Year's alteration for the motive "Five minutes"

We will sing a song to you about the New Year,
And we will tell you what awaits you in the future:
Only, Chur, not be offended
Do not be afraid of predictions,
Just sparkle with a smile in the whole mouth!

New Year, New Year,
These are large expenses,
New Year, New Year,
Everyone as a gift is a symbol of the year!

New Year, New Year,
Get ready to be surprised
Ruble exchange rate, ruble
It will only rise!

On New Year, New Year
We wish not to get lost
And say goodbye to debts!

We will continue predictions on the New Year,
And we foresee that inflation will subside.
The crisis will be weakened
It is only worth it to get started
And light people with ideas.

New Year, New Year,
This is a new way to success,
New Year, New Year,
Russian sanctions - in fun.

New Year, New Year,
We will succeed in the reforms,
On New Year, New Year
We will overcome terrorists.

On New Year, on the New Year,
It will be better to live in Russia,
The world will come all over the world!

New Year's alteration of the song "Neighbor"

How can everyone not smile,
New Year comes to us
We will meet together
And hanging around the guests!
There are cool salads,
Modern motives!
We will dance guys
We will celebrate the holiday beautifully!

Chorus: Pam-pam ....

I will congratulate everyone on the New Year
I will hug everyone with love!
And in any bad thing
Laughter is heard everywhere!

Because very strong
Optimistic mood
The country of our Russia
After all, the people are not simple!

Chorus: Pam-PAM.

A Christmas tree (bottle) was born in the forest)

A small bottle is cold in winter
In the New Year, we took the bottle home!
We poured fluid in the stacks for everyone,
For good luck, we will drink everything and for our success!
In order not to end, you have to drink for a long time,
To speak together and fun to speak!
And all the best we will wish everyone,
So that desires come true, there would be no problems!
Let us have a lot of health with us
Happiness with love will arrive at this hour!
And when it ends, we will play,
In a cool “bottle” to distribute the desire!
After we will stand in a cute round dance,
To have fun to celebrate the New Year!

Converted songs funny new about health - text

Freedthful songs Funny new about health - Text:

Health (for the melody of the song "Moments" from the movie "Seventeen Moments of Spring",

Do not think about health down.
When you sneeze, you yourself will probably understand
That you need to be afraid of a draft:
Health, regret, is not immense.

When you return home
Think about health be sure
And wash your hands before dinner,
Moreover, not somehow, but very carefully.

In the heat, do not try to drink beer eagerly -
First you will receive pleasure
Then you will blame yourself,
When you grab the sore throat with a complication.

And do not eat fat.
Do not think about the liver unforgivable!
A piece that is fatter, give the enemy,
And you will look delightful.

Do not think about health down.
Until healthy, you will not understand, probably
Health - for years, not for centuries:
It is, to regret, not immense.

Ballad of teeth (on the motive of the song "If you do not have aunts")

If your teeth are intact
And all thirty -two in place
Then this is a good thing
So, not “oh”, it means not “ah”,
So, a smile in the eyes, in your eyes!

If you are tormented by caries
Deep or a little bit,
Well, why are you so delayed?
So, “to the doctor”, which means “to the doctor”,
So, you need to go to the doctor, quickly to the doctor!

If your teeth were knocked out
And now there is nothing to chew on you
Then they will not replace your lips,
So, to “insert” it means “insert”,
So, you will insert your teeth, urgently "insert"!

If you are inserted by your jaw
Then you will have to shoot at night
After you ate,
So that you do not, so that you do not,
You can’t lose your teeth, do not lose!

The orchestra thunders with bass,
Trumpet blows copper.
Think for yourself, decide for yourself:
Have teeth or not to have.
Have or not to have!

Recipe (on the motive of the song "Moments" from the movie "Seventeen Moments of Spring",

Do not think about diseases down, -
A deadline will come, and you yourself will understand that there is a liver!
That it is a hand for the kidneys,
And the spleen with a pancreas is also here.

You did not know what they are
In your, damn it, a disposable body!
Poisoned them all conscious days
Witter plus a plague attack of gas.

Now now you are taking up on you
The whole army is intraorganism!
And you are unlikely to save yourself now
Injections, pills and enemas ...

... don't think about sores down!
Throw smoking, prick, drink - today !!
After all, our organs are not for centuries,
And the horse of fate, believe me, does not tolerate such a wu -!

He will throw away those w - from the saddle,
Although they could jump a century!
Do not do your own, evil!
And in response, do not give out "interjection"!

About Tanya (to the melody of the song "Tanya" from the movie "Carnival Night")

Ah, Tanya, Tanya, Tanya,
A puncture happened to her:
Found in our tanechka
Cholesterol in the blood.
There were no doubts
Urine tests,
And a fat cross on Tanya
The doctors set.

I would not believe it myself
Girls, well, not in living -
Lycup diseases to tanechka
As to the w - a bath sheet.
Leprosy, whooping cough, syphilis,
Cholera and plague.
Our Tanya decided -
I will be cured by myself.

Her whole life is painted
Literally by the hour
Diet is required
From rice and oats,
Daily jogging
On morning dust
Everyone heard Tanins
The crutches rattled.

Now healthy Tanya
Both in profile, and ANFAS.
A healthy image is vital
She saved her from death.
In the decent pressure,
In the patch of urine.
And the crutches are broken
O doctor's head.

Ah, Tanya, Tanya, Tanya -
All women are an example.
Returned to our Tanechka
Both vitality and size
Diet with physical education -
Such are things.
Tanya lived happily ...
And then she died.

Physical song (on the motive of the song "Our service is both dangerous and difficult ...")

Physical education is both dangerous and difficult,
And at first glance, it is as if not important.
If someone in some places with our ball
Missed the target, which means -

We put him “two” in physical education,
After all, the head is the head of it,
To repel her a ball!

If the legs from jogging get sick,
The back does not bend for two days in a row,
If the life "FEPE" overshadows -
What does that mean?

A footbread on physical education, strain,
For that, we were born in this world,
To throw the ball!

Hockey song (on the motive "Song of Tachanka", music. K. Listov)

Hockey with a puck is power
Hockey with a puck is a class!
The top three spun in a whirlwind
And the game set off on dance.
Washes whistles, club blows,
Cracking sides from strong bodies
And clicks like a volley of guns
The goalkeepers are shooting.

Chorus:
Eh, hockey - you are our glory,
Joy, pride and love!
Russia is a hockey power,
You, hockey, our anthem without words!

Here is before the attack,
Like an epic hero,
Our defender is a zabyaka-
He blocked the puck.
And on the field ice and flame,
Restlessness and calculation.
Ruffle the victory of the banner,
There will be an account in our favor.

Chorus:
Eh, hockey - you are our glory,
Joy, pride and love!
Russia is a hockey power,
You, hockey, our anthem without words!

The hockey world shuddered
From Russian well done.
I admired and was afraid
Russian miracle masters.
Our glorious squads
Everyone swept in the way.
Like hockey cars
Only with a flame in the chest.

Chorus:
Eh, hockey - you are our glory,
Joy, pride and love!
Russia is a hockey power,
You, hockey, our anthem without words!

Anthem runners (on the motive of the song "Moscow May")

Our song is loudly pouring
Her words run into the distance
And her motive is wonderful
Penetrates into our hearts.
The rhythm of the heart beats smoothly,
We fasten it.
Smile, the wind is oncoming,
Become a passing - we run.

Chorus:
Measured, confident
We breathe in motion clearly to the beat.
Failing run, favorite running,
And every step is like a musical sign.
We are running paths
They bring dreams at night
And the paths are forest
We trodden in the cross we.
Running, friends, inexhaustible.
Training, we will understand:
Running spiritually inspires
We will find joy with him.

Chorus:
Measured, confident
We breathe in motion clearly to the beat.
Failing run, favorite running,
And every step is like a musical sign.

If you look into the gym ... (on the motive of the song "Smuckle", muses. Novikova)

If you look into the gym,
When we have a section
Then you will envy us
And you will come more than once.
Ah, what a fulfillment
The guys have exercises -
It's just a sight for sore eyes
How their eyes burn.
Chorus:
The spirit of sports, physical education, fire!
Lights, captivates behind it!
Sports spirit, but physical education,
Yes, cheerful, fire!

Here in sports training
We develop speed,
And endurance and dexterity,
And the movements of beauty.
To force and dexterity
Each muscle breathed
Come to training,
And not to visit our gym.

Chorus:
The spirit of sports, physical education, fire!
Lights, captivates behind it!
Sports spirit, but physical education,
Yes, cheerful, groovy!

In the games of different ingenuations here
Both fun and enthusiasm.
It is sometimes hot for everyone -
So the game is burning.
Choose any game
Comprehend the secrets all.
And, stubbornly training,
You will become a master in the game.

Chorus:
The spirit of sports, physical education, fire!
Lights, captivates behind it!
Sports spirit, but physical education,
Yes, cheerful, mischievous!

Song of a table tennis ball (on the motive of the song "My fire in the fog shines")

The ball and ball are called
In the small tennis me.
They play with me on the table
Tete-a-tet and two by two.

Fring from the racket,
I have to get to the table.
The trajectory is cool
I have power over me.

So I sometimes twisted
That there is almost no rebound,
Or from the table with an arrow
I can go aside.

Between attack and protection
Eternal dispute, but what is stronger?
The beauty of the game is open,
It seems to me more important.

Mix, tops on the left, right -
This is a sign of skill.
Tennis - rest, sport, fun,
Available game for everyone.

Converted songs funny new about professions - text

Freedom songs funny new about professions - Text:

Fire sufferer. (Song-drive to the motive “Skyscrapers, skyscrapers, and I'm so small ...”)

I came to serve as a fireman
I have dreamed all my life
To be strong, chic,
Firefighter kid.
Etc.
Skyscrapers, skyscrapers,
And I am so small.
I climb the assault
On the floor of the 26th!

As a native sheltered,
In the unit, a friendly family ...
My re -gobbled up,
I did not leave ... nothing!
Etc. (The same two lines)
On a rescue rope,
From the tower, fell down the head!
Like a nail entered into sawdust,
Sand and clay climbing in the mouth.
Imposed a loop, durulka,
Apparently, past a carbine.
Etc. (……)
Like a mole, bite into the ground,
The firefighting worm!
"Demons were walled up"
In a fire container!
They tortured smoke and fire,
Bud a beast I am in a hole!
Etc. (...)
I burn with a head
Fresh-fierce hero!

I'm not kissing people with a barrel,
I am a guarantor of peaceful everyday life.
Well, for what, in a column, in the jaw,
Gidrant starred me!
Etc.(…)
I fly like Gagarin
The meeting is nearing the ground.
I understood - I am a pipe!
Squirrel jumped in the wheel!
My body was clinked
On the grief-psycho-strip!
Etc.(…)
Oh, don't wait for me by my mother,
Sucking, damn it, pipe!

Anthem of ophthalmologists (song-transmission to the motive "Neither stokers we nor carpenters ...")

Neither therapists, we, no leather
But there are no regrets of bitter
Ophthalmology workers,
And from a height, hello hello to you!

Any troubles bring us pain
One of the troubles will bring to "no"
When suddenly or gradually
The light will fade before my eyes.

We can’t pass at all:
At least cataracts, at least belibo
There would be only a sick bed,
And we will cure him.

We do in the eyes of injection
We will get any bruise
And we return to people vision,
And this, right, is not a trifle.

The trachoma was decisively.
But we are not given to rest:
On glaucoma with retinites
We switched for a long time.

Let the azure are unclear in the eyes
Let the tear sometimes shine ...
We treat tender and passionate,
And even ... arrogant eyes.

We were called "narrow" doctors.
Not clear, right, this is the meaning:
Even doctors of various functions
You can’t do without us.

Praise and glory to ophthalmologists!
The science of beauty is full.
We look at gynecologists
C, inaccessible to them, heights !!!

Ophthalmologist surgeon-dedication (song-alteration on the motive of the song "Ah, vernisage, ah, vernisage ..."

When with a scalpel stood,
I saved me from darkness,
Like that marf, he was with me.
And thanks to gratitude,
This was not one.
And he was sent to me by fate.

When my surgeon became,
I ascended to the pedestal
And she almost prayed for him.
But he turned out to be cool
In all life is not simple,
So cool that I never dreamed.

Ah, pavement, ah, pavement,
What is you, my doctor now?
Although you became my fate,
But you are with others, not with me.
Ah, pavement, ah, pavement,
To calm you your character ...
Are you easy with yourself?
I doubt my doctor ...

He knew how to inspire me
Poems to compose,
And my lira sounded.
But I put myself guilty -
I forgot the commandment alone:
Do not create an idol for yourself.

Forgiven small sins,
I wrote to him poems
Yes, and fell a lot.
When I got it with rudeness,
He stopped being an idol,
And inspiration was gone.

Ah, pavement, ah, pavement,
What is you, my doctor now?
To calm you your character ...
Are you easy with yourself?
I am still upset
When you do not see point blank,
Although you are with others, not with me,
But still - you are my doctor.

Mop's rod is my wealth (song - alteration of the song “My Years - My Wealth” R. Rozhnestvensky)

Let my head empty
But what should I be afraid of poverty?
Every cop has a rod
The menth's rod is my wealth.
Let my head empty
But every cop has
The menth's rod is my wealth.

I did not sow and did not mow,
In the affairs of others - did not strain
And I accumulated a bunch of money,
The menth's rod is my wealth.
I did not sow and did not mow,
But I accumulated a lot of money,
Martial rod - my wealth!

I am fed by years.
And I drink whiskey like a medicine.
No, I will not give it to anyone
The menth's rod is my wealth.
I am fed by years
No, I will not give anyone to anyone
The menth's rod is my wealth.

And if they tell me centuries:
-"Your star, alas, went out"
The hand of his beloved son
The rod will raise - my wealth.
Someday, for sure,
The hand of his beloved son
He will raise the rod - my wealth!

Doctors' song (song-transmission to the motive "Tryn-grass" from the movie "Diamond hand")

“In a dark blue forest where aspen trembles,
Foliage falls from the oaks of sorcerers,
Hares mowed the grass in the clearing of the grass,
And at the same time strange words sang ":

And in the pine forest - no birch or aspen,
After all, they are ruled by oaks of the defense of Russia.
Those oaks-sides are whispering something in the fog
And the morgue more and more often rises at night.
We again delayed the salary of the salary,
At the end of the year, again, not everyone will give premiums.
And medications for treated patients did not give up,
It is not clear to whom they will give us themselves.

Mowing hares-doctors Tryn-grass in a clearing,
And at the same time they sing their song:
“And we are all the same, but everything is equal to us:
We are in our borus Kosim Tryn-Trava,
We have it: we sometimes treat
In the cold and July heat -
Only tryn-grass ... "

A comic song about taxes. (Song-drive to the motive of the song G. Ponomarenko "Bell")

I am a tax inspector
And the beauty herself
Come, entrepreneur,
On a date at any hour.

Invitation unanswered
Do not leave yourself, destroying
Run away at least to the ends of the world
I will find you anyway!

Chorus: tax, tax, pay tax, millets,
Laws do not strive to cross,
You will pay all taxes
And you will sleep calmly.

2. I am waiting in the family of the addition,
There will be a daughter or two,
But complication arose,
Everything was mixed in my head:

Husband Tax inspector,
And he don't mind
Says: "Income tax
Pay, then give birth. "

Chorus: And how could he think about the tax?
Such a shame is not able to describe!
For this for a very long time
He will sleep calmly!

3. Dear does not indulge me,
Though he is very sweet with me,
He is a kiss on kisses
I installed it for me.

I know what to answer him,
But so far I am not saying
I tax it with this
I will ruin for a week!

Harding the first verse.

4. Our feelings are familiar to everyone,
We are correct and kind
To respecting laws,
Strict to the rules of the game.

And love? In fact
This is a comic trick!
We sang in turn
Now we will sing together:
Harding the first verse.

The eastern song of the Moscow janitor. (Song-drive to the motive of the "Eastern Song" V. Obodzinsky)

“Does warm rain pouring, does snow fall -
I stand in the entrance against your house "
I'm waiting for you to save the Merce from the parking lot.
Finally you drove away-Oh, how happy I am!

My Tajikistan is very deleted!
I am now - the Moscow janitor, the communalist - me.
Let me scraper the pavement - is there any snow or there is no -
This is better than directly hearing the mat in response.
I'm afraid I am a mate to hear after.

I picked up all the snow from the sidewalk, I
It is a pity that he will fall out again the next day. But
Will be very flat and reliable,
I really tried - and this is true!

At night, I go to the “Elder” in silence.
They say that there are a whole crowd here.
In many lines only points after the letter "x",
How to understand me, a foreigner, the authors of the verse?
What are the words? May Be - Halva?
……………………………..

But snow melts in the spring always.
Dirt will wash off water from heaven here.

Freedfoot Songs Funny new about life - Text

Freedthful songs Funny new about life - Text:

The answer to the song of the group “Commissar” - “Do you remember that evening and white snow ...”

Well, hello, I came, as always, one,
Yes, I have changed - I drink life to the bottom!
And you, as it were, are alien to me, empty.
You left me and now barefoot ...

I remember that evening and white snow,
I ran to you, I told everyone not.
I quit everything to be with you.
I believed the fool in your love.

An adult daughter, - grew up without a father ...
No worse than others - he will figure it out.
You know, I can’t stand their panties!
I forgot you and calmly sleep.

I remember that evening and white snow,
I ran to you, I told everyone not.
I quit everything to be with you.
I believed the fool in your love.

You explain to everyone, I'm wrong:
You sing, - I sank, - yours that trouble
But I know who is the "hero" here
Thank you, it turned out and not with you!

You confused me and made a mistake at a time
I found the reason how to quit us.
We have wiped the proud, another world.
We are happy together, you are not worthy!

I remember that evening and white snow,
I ran to you, I told everyone not.
I quit everything to be with you.
I believed the fool in your love ...

District anti -crisis. On the motive of the song by V. Tsoi "Star named Sun"

White bread, fresh honey
On the cracked table,
I have my own garden
I have been digging in the ground all my life.
Clouds are floating over the city,
Closing heavenly light,
I have flowers and grass here,
Zucchini, cabbage, carrier
Stars named Sun in the light of a star.
And let the crisis or war have in the world,
I have goats, chickens and lead,
And the dawn in the yard Il is dark,
I throw shit in a stable.
Red, red blood
Freshly ground bull,
So that he gives milk,
It is necessary to mow hay while while
A star named the Sun shines in the summer sky.
And we know that it will always be so,
That we love the earth more
Who sticks out the ass on her to others,
Starting very young.
He does not know what the Internet is
It has neither ranks nor names
He can afford it with difficulty
A break for food and sleep
And he plants and sows while the sun shines above it.

Song of one -sided "movement" (The Beatles "Girl")

1. For more than two hours I spent a kilometer, -
That was such a huge mash
But I had to go much further,
And I still sigh here

2. Ahead and behind us are cars everywhere
And they are buzzing piercingly.
And in that direction the car goes freely by -
I would be happy to envy them!

3. How I envy me with oncoming
I myself think that I will be forever ... I will ...
I stick out in this background,
The end of the edge of the traffic jam is no zhu! Zhu-toy!

4. It would be better to go to the subway, and I'm sitting in a car, -
Time is melting just before our eyes.
Plans for the day, however, I will tell you now
They scattered simply to fluff!
The chorus is about this:
Oh oh! Ah, oh-oh-oh!

Song of modern morals (based on the song "Fortunately")

What did our life come to?
I can’t understand completely.
If a woman fell in love with a lady,
And the man clings to the man.
Is the natural disturbed
Interference ancient balance?
Sexy Pseudo -Wild
Blinded the minds of whole masses.

Chorus:
What can I say? What can I say?
Spoiled customs!
Now the morality does not care -
We have survived, right!

There lived a man with a man in marriage,
And that woman with one lady.
This is true alas, not the doors,
That they are to the Board of the grave
We lived together, almost did not push
They did not hear bad news.
But they did not make offspring -
It is impossible to give birth to children.

Obviously, morality is now not in fashion.
Someone will say that this is progress.
Only I did not go crazy like -
I clearly see debauchery and regression.
They will say, maybe to me (I don't know) -
What are you talking about nonsense?
I will answer that I call marriage
Between a man and a woman only.

And we are now students (under the song MOT-92 days)

We have 4 years to become the best student
You just remember this. Yeah
Exactly as many as 4 years, when with friends in the hostel
Rooms meter per meter.
Fresh we want in the hostel,
We want to sleep on a couple
Invites everyone to us
WelCome to the College
The whole sea is knee -deep
We raise our hands up
Here is my generation
And we are now students
We will teach, tests to take
We will be, as if in the sky of a star
Let's give love, pay off the lights
And the feeling as if we can already be possible
Students, students, freedom
And we jump into this life like sleshumes in the water
Here everyone is separate? No, not all together, all together
We start our way in this new place
Chorus: the same

Russian business. Based on the song "Black Boomer"

I grew up on the outskirts of the working city
And since childhood, the business began his simple and simple.
Sold a carriage of stews, two wagons wagons
And Babkin is an old gramophone with a portrait of Stalin.
I set myself a moonshine at home,
I now produce the purest alcohol-disabled.
And I appear at the station at the station at the station,
And all the hucksters smile towards me.

After all, I have a tank of alcohol. Alcohol is always with me.
After all, I have a tank of alcohol. I breed water.
After all, I have a tank of alcohol. Alcohol is inexpensive.
I will sell a tank of alcohol - I will banch the sausage.

Russian business, Russian business.
Accepted, handed over, bought, sold.
Russian business, Russian business.
Make your capital.
Russian business, Russian business
Only emerges.
Russian business, Russian business
It needs profit.

I got awesome, I got rich.
He became a real oligarch, as I wanted.
Now I am completely owned by the situation:
The head of the transnational corporation.
I like to go with green bills,
I drive acquaintance with criminal structures.
The prosecutor's office is trying to start the case.
That's all because I am evading taxes.

Cracking new songs - texts of cheerful carabakes

Craneic new songs new - texts of cheerful carabakes:

Here is viburnum in the field by the stream,
Something broke my Lada.
A color flies around the stream from Kalina,
But loyalty to the vase does not pass, no!

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Let's not loudly
Let's go half a voice
After all, we have a coconut lady ...

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But sitting in jail, or dying,
You are more happy than when
Bending your nature,
Thinking "no", he said "yes ..."

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And we have no bacteria in our bathroom at all,
We have no rim, and plumbing all,
Only a hole in the floor and a creaky door ...

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If there were no Chinese on the trains of funny,
We never knew the glasses of the funny.

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FSB in silence knocked on the door
Really to me? I believe, and I don't believe ...
The whole country together we took the money,
Well, my dear, prosecutor, where have you been before?
... everyone steals ....

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The door suddenly creaked in the KPZ,
I need a lawyer now
Is it really with me?
I always shared with Moscow.
I sent money for the seas
I captured ministers not in vain,
Let me go better
So that something does not surf.

***

And white swan on the pond
I pecked Nikita Dzhigurdu ...

***

Maybe there is a crow,
Maybe there is a dog
Maybe there is a cow
With a mystery shawarma.

***

On the clock 12:00, I'm going home with Dybenko
Not one lantern does not burn here
The entire area has been sleeping for a long time,
Well, now I will be a bit
It’s to blame, this is my appearance.
Made a circumcision, learned Hebrew,
But they come up from behind, those who like to beat ...
Riga and Yerevan, Kyiv and Dagestan,
Above the district sounds: "Free Jew!"

***

Lonely pigeon on the cornice outside the window,
He looks at me, knocks on the house.
Because it is his house,
I have been living in a dovecote for a long time.

***

And I never spoiled the girls,
On the contrary, he tried to reason
What they declared to me sometimes -
Boy, do not teach me how to live!

***

These eyes are on the contrary
They look at me
These eyes are on the contrary
One hundred and thirty second article.

***

And we do not dream of the roar of the cosmodrome,
Not this icy blue,
And we dream of a girl from the album,
Brom do not add to us cooks.

***

Leg on the leg, hand on hand,
I am sitting with a cross, I am the lyrics,
I would run there to Nicaragua,
After all, I look like a snag ...!

***

I walked along the country road,
I'm always walking on her, friends, home,
I did not notice the Mercedes from behind
And at Bamper I reached home.
And this wedding, wedding, wedding sang and walked,
And from this wedding I carried me into the distance,
I became involuntarily a wedding doll,
I was always unlucky for a passage.

***

In the young month of April,
Only in the park is melting snow,
Again from a large swing
A man freezes.

***

I need silence,
The rivers are full of fire,
The rain passes through me ...
I am a man -made man.

***

This summer in Kostroma on the fuel oil coast,
Summer, where I met the dawn with one -legged hope ....
Irritation on the face and lichen on the left heel -
This was brought home after a photo with a monkey.

***

You are very terrible ... Babishchi!
This is the right to me, this is the right anyway!
I did not make love
A long time ago, long ago, long ago!

***

At about 3 night it turned out to be little,
Kumu needs to run to the store soon,
And all in order only if with us
Great six Timothy!

***

On the seventh floor, in seven seconds of happiness
Thank you, but I could ...

***

The grandmother had 2 funny times:
One gray, the other Victor,
Both tractor drivers.

***

The kid's swing fell in love with inhuman love,
And every hour he was with her, they walked day and night,
And at 40 he swaying even in dreams does not change,
When he comes home, the borsch is heating home.

***

Nurse-outbuilding,
Are you a decent maid?
Or on the priest tattoos,
And brings left?

***

Yes, it happens, the paste fades,
But it seems to be attracted to you
You eat, after a second it leaves the floor from under the legs,
Who is guilty? Staphylococcus.

***

And they put me a question with an edge
Like, without a profession, I'm zero,
As if drank bromine with tea
And lay down with the beautiful linen ...

***

I will buy a car or factory,
I will buy a villa and a helicopter.
I can afford any whim
After all, I am now rich like a prince.
I love default ... I love default ...
I love default ... I love!

***

I took the proctologist in the hand of grease,
To make the work a fairy tale.

***

If you accidentally leave the coma,
And on your body is an even tan.
Let you smile at you as a friend
With you is an completely unfamiliar naked orderly.

***

Well, why are you love, what have you done?
I put on a white dress, put on and made it ...