Scenario for the new 2023 year of the cat (rabbit) for adult corporate parties - original, cool, cheerful, modern: the best selection

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Scenario for the New 2023 Cat (Rabbit) for adult corporate

Scenario for the New 2023 Cat (Rabbit) for adult corporate parties:

Santa Claus appears:
Celebrating the New Year,
You need to remember ahead
That in the night without delay
We are overtaken by adventure.
We will eat to the dump,
Dance in the middle of the hall.
We will drink without tired
To sing, he does not know words.
And then with the whole parade
We will sleep sweetly in the salad.
And such a mood
He will cover everyone, without doubt.
You can’t get bored that night.
Happy coming, friends!

Let the New Year's main hour
Will fulfill all desires!
Let your profile and anfas
Fights with charm!
I wish the holiday in the shower
The fate of the goddesses is worthy
And even at the age of 100 in Neggle
Have a slender figure!

The Snow Maiden enters:
Happy New Year! All! Twelve!
Finally, you can sit down
Do not secretly sneak to the sausage,
Eat a sandwich with caviar.
We’ll throw everything into the plate at once,
We pour glasses to the brim,
Repeat the phrase after me -
Well, hold us, New Year!

Ded Moroz and Snegurochka:
And now the word is given to the best leader

Supervisor:

Happy New Year to you,
Fun on this day, do not be sad.
I wish you a lot of happiness
But especially happiness in love.
Let hope inspire you
And let fate protect you.
Let this day reward you-
A friend of life will bring you.

Let the New Year with happiness new
Under the fairy tale of sleep, it will enter your house
And along with the smell of Elov
Health, happiness will bring!

Under the clock of the clock,
To the sounds of a waltz
On New Year,
We wish you again
Raise the glass
For peace and happiness,
Hope, faith and love!

Let all your desires in the new year
They will go crazy with your capabilities!

Snow Maiden: Dear comrades, let's all raise our mood together - we’ll talk all together a cheerful scream.

1. Which of you is now ready to drink a glass to the edges?
It's me, it's me, these are all my friends!

2. Which of you with a cheerful song will enchant us all together?
It's me, it's me, these are all my friends!

3. Which of you, tell the brothers, will undress in the dance?
It's me, it's me, these are all my friends!

4. Which of you in a new suit is so similar to Kazanov?
It's me, it's me, these are all my friends!

5. Which of you, having lurked your mouth, will tell a joke here?
It's me, it's me, these are all my friends!

6. Which of you, tell the brothers, will be lying under the table?
It's me, it's me, these are all my friends!

7. Who will drink a glass from a neighbor for a multiple conversation?
It's me, it's me, these are all my friends!

8. Which of you, tell me the brothers, will hang out tomorrow?
It's me, it's me, these are all my friends!

Ded Moroz and Snegurochka:
We continue our cheerful evening.
We offer to play a fun game

Cream game

The guests are heard cards of two colors-“to drink guests with vodka”, “Pour everyone as soon as possible!”The host reads poems, on the last line raises a card of the desired color, and the guests read the phrase in chorus.

The day is unusual today -
We have a reason excellent
New Year needs to be washed ...
... "Watch guests with vodka."

We will dance together
Songs to sing, read poetry.
And so that it was more fun ...
... "Pour everyone as soon as possible!"

We celebrate the New Year,
We are happy to meet guests.
How can everyone please them?
... "Watch guests with vodka."

We made the program
Poems were composed for a long time,
And so that the holiday is more frozen,
... "Pour everyone as soon as possible!"

Reads the boss:
Okay, do not scream
And do not wake your neighbors!
I will fulfill your desires in an instant -
I will fill the glasses with vodka!

Now let's play a funny New Year's scene. I need a beautiful lady and a cheerful gentleman.

Zina:
Oh, Van, look where we got -
Look how many different dishes!
And what did we not know before,
Will they not pour us here?
Vania:
You, Zin, behave more decent
Yes, do not dissolve the drool!
Here people are very pretty
Do not equal yourself with them!
Zina:
Oh, Van, so it's management!
Here, the bosses are sitting,
They have such a direction
They are watching the schools!
Vania:
All this, Zina, Pedagogy:
Children in it teach day and night-
They have such, damn it, a technique.
Suddenly they can help us?
Zina:
Actually, we went for the vodka,
May they got lost along the way.
They wanted to buy bread with herring.
How to go to the Shopping Shop?
Vania:
Hey, Zin, have everyone gathered?
It looks like a holiday on the nose!
And you, the womb is insatiable,
Yesterday I finished the sausage!
Zina:
Well, what are you, Vanya, everything is swearing,
Do you have a wife?
You, Van, run into rudeness,
After all, you know, I am terrible in Kex!
Vania:
With you, Zin, bots will bent!
She sings to me about the cupcake!
It will get from work in the evening,
And then the balls will flood!
Zina:
What are you, Ivan, scandalous in society,
Here people drink, and we are Orem!
Around, you look, intelligentsia,
What, they will not pour? Then let's go!
Vania:
Well, by a god, you made you:
"Pour, pour." Yes, they will not pour!
You, Zin, do not compare with people:
They don’t drink buckets!
Zina:
What are you, Vanya, I'm cultural,
I also do not drink buckets!
From the bucket in the morning it will be bad,
I better pour into a glass!
Vania:
You, Zin, run into rudeness,
I saw such cultural!
You are obscenely expressed.
That "no" when I myself heard!
Zina:
What are you, Van, swear again,
And how are you robbed?
And you do not pour it,
And I don’t let me go!
Vania:
Forget, Zinul, about intentions,
After all, we just do not pour it.
Let’s at least say congratulations
Il toast we will say!
Zina:
What to congratulate, Vanya, my dear?
Here is something memory failed!
Yesterday I was so gone,
I forgot why I came!
Vania:
You look around, sparkles a Christmas tree!
However, the New Year is close!
And let the rooster there, or a chicken,
You will bring a lot of happiness to you!
Zina:
And let them have everything in their lives, Van,
What will their soul ask,
More they would give a salary more,
So that there was money to a fig!
Vania:
And from myself I still wish
Love and happiness for years!
And be like my wife,
Beautiful, young, slim!
Zina:
And let all your innovations
The process will fit into the training!
Write plans, dissertations,
To arouse interest in children!
Vania:
Then the children, of course, Zin,
Will not pull to the store.
Better to pull them to school:
Wonderful, smart and funny!

Everyone drinks.

Father Frost:
I have one condition
But very important, comrades, it
All that I will hand
You can’t shoot you all evening.

The gift draw begins. Santa Claus calls the number, and the person to whom he belongs goes into the center of the hall for the present and immediately puts it on himself.

Father Frost:

1
I give this tie to you
Once wore it himself
(a giant comic or ordinary tie is awarded).

2
Rejoice, the number of the second
The royal crown went
(PHOVES a toy crown).

3
Let's laugh together
You need to carry it all evening
(gives funny panties with booty).

4.
And these are so -so cowards
They look more like short pants
(PHOVES long family panties).

5.
Keep a miracle cap
He will embellish you a bit
(gives a New Year's cap).

6.
Here are the New Year horns for you
Put them right now.

7.
And you got felt boots
What are not filed, old.

8.
You take this scarf
There is no warmth in the world
(Provides a knitted scarf).

9.
You got my spare beard
That in the suitcase
(Beard Santa Claus).

10.
Give gifts I have talent
Accept this wonderful bow as a gift
(funny bow on the rim).

11.
Here, take home slippers
And the whole evening you go through in them.

12.
Also a butterfly around the neck
From the reception of an important one, probably, remained.

13.
Will give a very comic look
This wonderful wig for you
(Funny New Year's wig).

14.
Probably in the shower you are a hut
Since you got this monkey
(monkey mask).

15.
You wear angelic wings
All evening, flutter in them in front of us.

16.
I give my dark glasses to you
I literally tear them away from my heart.

17.
Put this mask zombie
And scare all colleagues today

18.
This bandage will help you
And protect against influenza
(gauze bandage).

19.
You will not be able to get dirty for sure
Put this drool urgently.

20.
For you a scarf, hold
Tie immediately on your head.

21.
Here is the tail to you and even ears
From now on you are a fluffy animal
(hare ears and tail).

22.
I want to hand you a nose of a clown
You will amuse everyone today.

Father Frost:
What are all handsome men,
Do not take your eyes off
Let's be in new images
We will dance everything!

Dancing.

Cool comic scenarios for the new 2023 year for a corporate party

Cool comic scenarios for the new 2023 year for the corporate party:

Christmas story

Mouse - "You can’t walk with me!"
Bull - "I warn, I am a rocking!"
Tiger - "No more games!"
Rabbit - "I'm not an alcoholic!"
Dragon - "My word is the law!"
Snake - "Well, of course, this is me!"
Horse - "Fighting will be a fight"
Goat - "Everything, of course," For "!"
Monkey - "I, for sure, without flaw!"
Rooster - "Wow!" - I scream in full spirit! "
Dog - "There will soon be a fight here!"
Pig - "A little that I am at once!"
The people (viewers) shout in chorus - "Congratulations!"

The text of the fairy tale

The animals gathered once
Choose a king

The mouse came running ... ("You can’t walk with me!"))
The dragon flew ... ("My word is the law!")
The goat appeared ... ("Everything, of course," for "!"))
The dog rushed ... ("There will soon be a fight!")
The snake crawled ... ("Well, of course, this is me!")
The rooster came running ... (“Wow! - I scream in full spirit!”))
A pig came ... ("A little that I am at once!")
The horse jumped ... ("The fight" will be frying ")
The tiger jumped ... ("No more games!")
Gobby got up ... ("I warn, I am a rocking!")
Rabbit jumped ... ("I'm not an alcoholic!")
The monkey was brought ... ("I, for sure, without flaw!")
When the people joyfully chanted .... ("Congratulations!")

Gathered on New Year's Eve
They began to howl, meow, bark,
Dispute and screams to dawn:
Everyone wants to rule each other
Everyone wants to get into kings.

I reported the mouse ... ("You can’t walk with me!")
Rabbit shouted hysterically ... ("I'm not an alcoholic!")
The monkey was indignant ... ("I, for sure, without flaw!")
The snake affirmed ... ("Well, of course, this is me!")
The dog warned everyone ... ("There will soon be a fight here!")
The bull was angry ... ("I warn, I am a rocking!")
The dragon yelled to everyone ... ("My word is the law!")
Kukarika Rooster ... (“Wow! - I scream in full spirit!”))
A goat's horns bent ... ("Everything, of course," for "!"))
The tiger growled menacingly ... ("No more games!")
The pig was frightened ... ... ("A little that I am at once!")
The horse beaten ... ("There will be a frying fight")
In general, they had a fight under the New Year,
When the people joyfully chanted .... ("Congratulations!")

And from heaven to this strictly
The Japanese god looked
And he said: “It's time, by golly,
Stop the commotion!
Stand in a friendly round dance,
Let everyone rules one year! "

The goat jumped ... ("Everything, of course," for "!"))
The dragon approved ... ("My word is the law!")
I proposed a pig ... ("A little that I am at once!")
Confirmed the tiger ... ("No more games!")
The rooster was delighted ... ("Wow! - I scream in full spirit!"))
Warned all the goby ... ("I warn you - I - pitching!")
Said languidly the mouse ... ("You can’t walk with me!")
The snake boasted to everyone ... ("Well, of course, this is me!")
The monkey in response to her ... ("I, for sure, without flaw!")
The dog sniffed ... ("There will soon be a fight!")
The horse frowned ... ("The fight" will be hot ")
Only a rabbit squealed ... ("I'm not an alcoholic!")
It was on the New Year,
When the people joyfully chanting .... ("Congratulations!")

Another option for the holiday

New Year's table fairy tale

Actors and replicas:
New Year - "Well, you give!"
Santa Claus - "Without me, do you drink?"
Snegurochka-"Both!"
Old women (women-yaga)-"Well, not a fig, to yourself!"
Leshy - "Well, for good luck!"
The waitress - “Who broke all the plates?
Guests (people) - "Happy New Year!"

Presenter - reads the text

The text of the fairy tale

On the eve of the New Year
The people have a tradition
The people to the light bulb are crisis, hardships
Satisfied shout loudly ... ("Happy New Year!")

But the New Year is sitting in front of us,
It was as if he was only born about
Looks at people: at uncle and aunt
And he is surprised out loud: ... (“Well, you give!”))

And the guests are funny, dressed fashionable
They shout loudly for joy: ... ("Happy New Year!")

Congratulations rushed (everywhere he sticks his nose)
Who is tired of the matinees? Father Frost!
He repeats barely coherently: ... ("Without me, do you drink?")
In response, the New Year: ... ("Well, you give!")

And what outside the window, there are whims of nature,
But the guests do not care - they shout: ... ("Happy New Year!")

Then the Snow Maiden stood theatrically,
And her appearance is very sexy.
She, apparently, will not be left home,
And mysteriously said ... ("Both!")

Santa Claus sniffed: ... ("Without me, do you drink?")
In response, the New Year: ... ("Well, you give!")
And the guests are again, without hesitation and immediately,
They shout louder and louder: ... ("Happy New Year!")

And again the Snow Maiden, the forebodings are full
Smaks, admiring himself: ... ("Both!")
The frost is groaning: ... ("Without me, do you drink?")
Behind him is the New Year: ... ("Well, you give!")

Two frisky grandmothers, two women-yaga,
As if stood up with the right leg
They cooled under a glass of a yagush fate,
And they are outraged out loud: ... (“Well, not a fig, yourself!”)

Snegurochka of passion, desire is full,
With a temptation and languidly repeats: ... ("Both-ow!")
Frost yells: ... ("Without me, do you drink?")
And after the New Year: ... ("Well, you give!")

It goes on everything, goes on its own,
And the guests scream again: ... (Happy New Year! ”)

A separate fragment, but bright and brief
The waitress made her contribution.
She threw the arrows on the table
She asked: ... ("Who broke all the plates?")

Yaguski, mastering, as if in a hut,
They shouted to her in chorus: ... (“Well, not a fig, myself!”)
The Snow Maiden rises, intoxicated slightly,
Laughs, whispering with enthusiasm: ... ("Both!")

And grandfather, already shouts: ... ("Without me, do you drink?")
Behind him is the New Year: ... ("Well, you give!")
And guests, feeling, thoughts of freedom
Scandilize together again: ... ("Happy New Year!")

Here the goblin, with joy, almost crying,
He rises with the words: ... (“Well, for good luck!”)
And the waitress, sipping the burners,
She asked: ... ("Who broke all the plates?")

Grandmosyki, one more cluster
They shout for a couple: ... (“Well, not a fig, yourself!”)
Snow Maiden also swallowed wine
And again exclaimed aloud: ... ("Both!")

And Santa Claus drinks, whisper slyly, ("Without me, do you drink?")

And drinks the New Year: ... ("Well, you give!")
And goblin, he has been jumping with a glass for a long time
He called on inspiration: ... ("Well, for good luck!")

And glasses, as if filled with honey,
The guests who drink and shout amicably: ... ... (Happy New Year! ”)

Corporate Script for the New Year cheerful

The corporate party script for the New Year is funny:

(On stage - the palace)
(There are guards near the palace - they sleep) (Queen appears)

The queen (loudly and indignantly, pointing a finger at the site in front of the palace):
Here in the morning there was a Christmas tree!

(Guards shudder and wake up)
There was no needle left.
Admit it, who stole?!
(Guardians look at each other, shrug)

Tsar (puts a Christmas tree in front of the palace):
Here, I got one more.
This one is even more trying ...

Queen:
Oh, got a load on the neck!
Today, Christmas trees steal -
Tomorrow the Bades will sleep!
At least you yourself go to a patrol
But deal with a vile thief!

Tsar:
Yes, this is not royal work!
(shows the guards)
Guardians guard the Christmas tree.

Queen:
They guard, but little use:
We missed the third (!) Christmas tree.

Tsar:
Okay! A lot of them in the forest ...

Queen:
New Year is on the nose!
If this is stuck too,
You will sleep in the corner of the hallway and hungry!
(leaves)

(Guardians fall asleep again)

Tsar:
That's the trouble ...
Hey Vanek, soon here!
(Ivan appears)

Ivan:
I, Ivan-Durak, appeared!

Tsar:
Here, this embarrassment happened:
I started in the palace,
He began to drag the Christmas trees.
The guard to sleep is healthy, it hurts
And the queen is unhappy.
You, Vanyusha, help,
The Christmas tree is post -eres!

Ivan:
For nothing, or what? Really needed!

Tsar:
I will give you a reward -
You can take your daughter to your wife,
You will be a legitimate son -in -law.
(leaves)

Ivan:
I am glad to try for this!
Don't be so happy to sod -
I am proud of confidence.
Right now I’ll go!
(leaves for the palace, immediately returns with a stick)
In, I saw it! Dryn healthy!
Who will climb to the Christmas tree again
I won’t even let it go close.
How to treat the head -
It will die from amazement at once.

(a crocodile appears, goes straight to the Christmas tree)

Ivan (looks closely):
What is this phenomenon?
(wipes his eyes)
Honest mother! Crocodile!
It seems that I did not drink yesterday ...

Crocodile:
Well, Vanka, scream from here,
otherwise it will have to be bad -
You can be missed!

(Guardians wake up, glance and hide behind the palace)

Ivan:
Who did you open my mouth?
I am familiar to the brawls!
I have a personal interest,
So do not soak the Christmas tree!

Crocodile:
I am hungry, so know:
I will swallow and do not notice!

Ivan:
Wait, not evening yet!
I'm too tough for you.

Crocodile (grabs the Christmas tree):
Give me a Christmas tree!

Ivan:
Will not give it back!
Crocodile (steps):
Give me the Christmas tree voluntarily!
I know how to bite -
You won’t be thoroughly!

Ivan (covered with a stick):
No, reptile, pitching!
Do not give in to the adversary!

(Crocodile comes, takes a stick)

I die-yu is non-al-Any!
Help! I will give everything!
At least half a kingdom in half!

(Sivka-bar appears)

Sivka-bar:
You can harness over half ...
(Runes to the crocodile, pulls it from Ivan)
Hey green, carefully!
Vanya is not to touch the grave!
That's how I'll give it from my feet now -
And you have to insert your teeth!
(step on crocodiles together)

Crocodile (fighting off):
Hey guys, what is so rude?!
Ugh for the Christmas tree!
Ugh for you!

(Ivan and Sivka-Burka throw a bag on a crocodile)

Sivka-bar:
What, Vanek, I saved you?

Ivan:
Oh, thanks, Sivka-Burka!

Sivka-bar:
Yes, "thank you"-it does not gurgle,
Do not forget about the share!

Ivan:
We will figure it out somehow.
(the king with the queen appears)

Queen:
If there are no Christmas trees again,
Watch out - I will take it off the light!

Tsar (shows Ivan):
Here is my most faithful guard.
Vanya, show the Christmas tree!

Ivan (points to the bag):
Who bit on the Christmas tree
I have left without teeth now!
In this matter I helped me
Sivka-Bill Humpbacked!

Sivka-bar:
We have a reward!

Queen:
The Christmas tree is safe, I'm glad!
Reward them as soon as possible!

The king (looks around):
Where is she? ..
Princess, hey!
(Princess appears - ugly and not the first freshness)

Princess:
Calling, king-father?
I'm here!

Ivan:
Oh, a nice minute!

Sivka-bar:
Van, check for the presentation!
(Walks around the princess around, looks at)
What is this non -exchanging?!

Ivan:
Okay, we are all human ...

Princess:
Vanya, I am yours forever!
The king (connects the hands of Ivan and the Princess):
Be husband and wife!

Queen (curls hands):
What is happening, my God!
They give my crumb
For an unwashed man!

The king (dismisses):
The daughter "in the girls" for so many years -
The groom is not in vain! -
The fool will go as a reward
And you don’t need a dowry.

Ivan (pulls off your hand):
Both on! Yes, there is a catch!
Even if I am bad with a bit,
I will show my courage:
Without a dowry not a step!

Tsar:
Do not dream of dowry!

Sivka-bar:
Van, release the beast -
Let the teeth show them!
(Ivan opens the bag)

Queen:
Oh, I'm afraid!

Tsar:
Don't even think!

Crocodile (gets out of the bag, clicks with his teeth):
How much meat for lunch!

(The princess with the queen with a squeal scatter. The queen is hiding behind the king, the princess - behind Ivan)
(Santa Claus appears)

Father Frost:
What kind of noise, but no fight?

Ivan:
No fights? Duck right now it will happen !!
Without a dowry to marry
I do not agree in any way!

Sivka-bar:
True, Vanka is not a fool!
You have to calculate honestly!

Crocodile clicks his teeth on the king

Santa Claus (threatens a crocodile with a finger):
The crocodile is not a place - tea, not Africa with us!
Kysh!
(The crocodile runs away, the guards jump out from behind the palace and run after him with hooting)
So Vanya saved the Christmas tree?

Queen:
Saved!

Tsar:
I give a daughter as a reward
Without a dowry - and a point!

Ivan:
And half a kingdom?

Tsar:
It’s fat!

Sivka-bar:
We will divide in half!
A quarter of the kingdom - how many?

Ivan:
My interest is not idle-
I have a princess to keep:
And feed and dress up!
And for what?

Sivka-bar:
Share, dad!

Queen (crying):
Oh, our daughter widen width ...

Santa Claus (to the king, reproachfully):
No, give it to the dowry!

The king (takes out a geographical map, tears in half, sticks one half to Ivan):
Bloodpower! Take it!

Ivan (looks at the map from all sides):
How many mountains ... and rivers are different ...
(Princess takes away from Ivan a map, hides behind the bosom)

Father Frost:
Now we will arrange a holiday!

Princess:
Wedding?!
(takes Ivan by the hand)

Father Frost:
The wedding will wait!
We will celebrate the New Year before!
Here is a bag, and in it - gifts!
(takes champagne from the bag)
Pour more cups.
You can’t live without a holiday!
Happy New Year to you, friends!

New Year - an adult corporate party scenario

New Year - an adult corporate party scenario:

New Year's adventure - cool scene New Year

Fairytale:
-Once upon a time there was an old man with an old woman,
At Lake Travayansky lived.
They admired the Siberian nature
Yes, the fish was sometimes caught.
Our old man worked on the collective farm:
He raised bread and digging in manure.
And he was married, sickly, on mana.
And in the pocket, louse on the lasso.
Manya-a miracle is good, a coloring is colorful.
She does not sew, does not knit,
Everything is dancing before the mirror.

Manya:
Ah, what am I: Divo
Merry, slim, beautiful.
The teeth are burning with pearls,
The eyes shine with a yakhont,
The cheeks are puffed with heat, steam.
Everyone admires not without reason!
And the gait is good:
The soul asks for dance!

Manya dances, demonstrating her charms. Grandfather enters.
He is dressed in Fufaika, boots with galoshes. In the hands - a pitchfork or shovel.
Admires Maney.

Manya (looking in the mirror):
My mirror, tell me the light
Yes, report the whole truth:
I am in the world more fashionable,
All are blurry and whiter?
Is there anyone in the area of \u200b\u200ball,
So that I was sweet?

Mirror:
You are beautiful, no doubt!
But a neighbor, everything is nicer
Both more fashionable and more fun.
And besides, she is also to her,
It will be even smarter.
She has a sheepskin coat
That you can’t take the eye.
All covered with sables
Yes with sand tails.
She stomps like a heap
He will lead the right handle,
Karim winks with an eye,
So everyone has Vanka with Vanka
The head will go around!

Manya:
What? Why?
Tank is better? Well well! (to grandfather)
What are you standing, old stump?
Zenki stare all day!
Where is the care of the wife?
I will hope for you a withers!
A step march on a flea market!
And by the morning of the wife under the Christmas tree
Put your gift.
Yes, not some simple
And a foreign fur coat
Both lush and tender.
So that a neighbor is from envy
He choked on a cucumber.
Here you will be, your husband, well done!
And you will not come with the purchase,
I'll be in earnest.

Fairytale:
The old man was saddened.
He is not used to arguing.
Where to find furs to him?
Do not get them without sin.

Grandfather:
Oh, old woman, you ok.
We poured onto the icon.
Where on the fur coat I am taku
I'll get so much money?

Manya:
You, old, do not grumble to me,
And go and look!
Mry the brain at least once!
Well, go, go, do not stand!

Grandfather:
Yes, where will I go, grandmother?
Who will give me grandmas?
After all, salaries are the fifth year
A simple people did not see!

Manya:
I don't want to know you!
Where to get the money - I will teach.
There is a whole warehouse on the collective farm:
A heap of grain is lying.
One of the night
Those tire.
Then you realize the grain
And you will need a fur coat!

Fairytale:
There is nowhere to go to him.
Suma healed on his shoulder.
And only it was darkened
Grandfather went to business.

Grandfather with bags, sleds sank to the warehouse.

Fairytale:
The day passed, after him is different.
Lost our grandfather peace.
All that the sting was unloaded to KamAZ,
He drove into the city immediately.

A number of merchants. Buyers consider goods. Grandfather with bags tries to stand between merchants. He is pushed out ... A racketeer appears with a team.

Racketeer:
Well, great, that's it! Where
Such a miracle took here? (to grandfather)
Whose goods are you selling?
And how much do you take for them?

Grandfather:
I would have to sell it as soon as possible.
Wholesale is ready to give everything.
And in return, a fur coat of the grandmother
It is more poisonous to find.

Racketeer:
I will help you, old.
Well, by self, not for nothing.
For the service for my
I take your bags.

The guys take the bags. The old man is confused

Racketeer:
Hey gypsy, come, come
Help a friend-grandfather:
Find him a fur coat
Yes, take it inexpensively!

1 gypsy:
Come here, crusade!
Here you have a tulup with a sandy one.
Maybe you want sables?
Choose what a mile.
Grandfather rushes, shakes a fur coat, chooses ...

Grandfather:
Oh, you are my Bedon!
I did not see Mehov.
Only a cat and a dog.
That's all my experience.

2 gypsies:
Look, one more
Looks directly at you.
There is no better this fur coat,
You listen to me.

Grandfather:
Oh, the gloom takes!
And if the grandmother will not go?
After all, she, my pigeon,
Tolds with the light will squeeze.

Takes a fur coat, gives money. He goes along the bazaar, reasoning.

Grandfather:
Oh, hurried, grandfather.
Oh, I made myself troubles.
It seems like a big fur coat.
Oh, keep the answer now!

Sees a girl in a short fur coat, light, fast

Grandfather:
Look, what a look!
The fur coat is like that!
And the hostess is going on
Like Pavushka is floating.
I wish Manechka it would!
A neighbor will die with a start. (To the girl)
Hey beauty, wait.
My question is simple
Do you want to exchange a fur coat?
I will add more pennies!
And in addition to at least Pima,
If you like it, take it.

The girl looks around her fur coat, a fur coat at her grandfather, felt boots on her grandfather ...

Young woman:
Well, wave, old man, without looking.
I will take felt boots uncle.
He guards the junk
Will be a warm uncle!
And from this from the Doha
I'll choose three for myself.
Yes, the penny is still in addition!
Here is luck, so luck!

Change. Grandfather takes off his felt boots ...

Grandfather:
Oh, hit again!
Oh, the fool is so a fool!
It seems that the fur coat is small
Will she be Manechka?
Yes, and it hurts lightly.
Interesting furs?!
I don’t understand: Fox al -hare?
Oh, I replaced for sin.
How will I show me?
How will I turn home?
I am for this for a fur coat
Heads, similar, I will lose!

Fairytale:
Do nothing, poor grandfather,
Cursing white light
And gypsies with a racketeer,
Goes to the apartment,
Where is his spouse
Waiting for a long time.
She got old
The third day is not sitting.

Manya:
Where is he, this old grunt.
Was he able to achieve something.
Will not get a fur coat
I will not love him.

Grandfather enters, hiding a fur coat behind his back.

Grandfather:
Hey you, Manya, I arrived.
I got you a fur coat.
What fur is she from
I forgot to ask.
Maybe it's sable?
Ali Nutria Kaka?
Maybe these are columns?
I'm not a great expert!
But not a cat, not a dog

Here, feel a bit! (Demonstrates a fur coat)

Fairytale:
Manya saw a fur coat
Manya closed her eyes
Swayed, Makov Color ...
But he did not blur! Not!
I resisted my feet.
Thunder, lightning in the eyes!
Manya suffocated in anger.

Manya:
Oh you, damn you are a seed!
What are these miracles?
What bulged my eyes?
Look, twitched, trembling!
Drizes with his own skin!

Grandfather:
Manya, Manya, don't scream
Yes, threats are not swords.
If Shubonka is small,
Pull the sleeves
Yes, go to the knees,
Puzo take a little
Light up your shoulders, an eyebrow with an arc,
So you will become young.

Manya:
Ah, am I old for you?
Not enough sweet enough?
Oh, you are rotten, mossy!
The white light is not a whole to me!
Get out there!
I will find another grandfather -
Helnge, wisher.
And certainly - twist.

A racketeer appears in a leather jacket, in chains ...

That's at least this well done!
Ready with the guy to the aisle.
I hope with him right,
I will be Pava, so Pava!
Hi all! Adyu! Hood-by!
Don’t remember us.

Leaving. Grandfather froze in place ...

Fairytale:
So the plot ended.
And my grandfather has no family.
Who is to blame?
And what to do?
Who will give advice now?

PS:
Do not be sad, old grandfather,
It's good that there is no grandmother!
Forget this are beckoning
Yes, she went all to the bathhouse!
You will find another yourself -
Young, mischievous!
You will be younger with her yourself
And, you look, you will get rich.

Original script for the New Year 2023 for a corporate party

Original script for the New Year 2023 for a corporate party:

(A scene, festively decorated, Christmas tree, spectators. New Year's musical screensaver., Then music in the style of rap)

DJ:
Good evening, gentlemen
We arrived not in vain
Not from the moon fell on you,
And from the big mountain went down
Taking a bear with him,
And the name is the bear - Fedya.
You don't offend him
treat the sweets,
He will dance and sing
And try to try honey.

Fedya, Fedyushka, Mishutka, amuse us in earnest,
We will call the bear in chorus, we will sing a song to him.

(The hall shouts: “Fedya, Fedya!”, Then gloomy music sounds)

DJ (falls from fear): Who's there! I'm afraid! There is no urine to look around!

Fedya: This is a ghost flying on the wings of the night!

(a bear enters the stage, in the twilight)

Fedya:
Walked on dense forests, and fields, and steppes,
Finally, I heard you, my ear is diamond.
They called me the louder, and they called me Fedyunka.
My dear children. (terribly roars)

(Suddenly funny, dance music sounds, Fedya is transforming and mocking all fears, and begins to dance and sing)

Fedya: I slept sweetly in the house,
Smoothly sucked his paw
And do not believe it, you want to supply my paw.

DJ: Fedya, Fedyushka, Fedot, tell me a joke.

Fedya: Wow, what did you want, I sweated from the heat,
You are pity on me, I'm a bear, not a pig.
Or you decided to punish me here.

(A musical introduction sounds, and Fedya sings)

I was at the banquet yesterday,
Squent with Max, with this ...
Ptichkin, Voronov, Drozdov ...
Galkin, be he, damn it, healthy.

We walked with him deliciously
They said, discussed
And having learned that I will be here
He suggested that the game hang.
Galkin, Galkin, come out
Vye the game itself.
You are not bad guy
Show my dear
Or are you even more
And you can't be treated
Watch, call,
But how it will come out, do not make noise ...

(M. Galkin enters the stage, slowly and mysteriously, to the applause of the hall, and to the music “Oh, lucky!”)

Galkan: Hello!
And the game is not simple
In it, the joke is cool.
I myself will choose from the hall
Who will play for starters?

(While the participants are coming out, Galkin sings the song: "Money")

“Ah, money, how I love you my money,
You are my life and joy, bring peace.
And your delicate rustling, leads your heart into trepidation.
You are better than any easy music. ”

DJ: Well, go more boldly,
Take three hundred scars.
Let the lucky be the one
Who will be Hokhme, here !!

(Three people who want to play "Oh, lucky"!)

Win - 300 rubles.

(Galkin meets the participants)

Questions for players:

• How many fingers on the arm after two hundred grams of sake?
A) 10
C) you have no hand
C) You don't see her anymore
E) little sake

• The wind blows and whistles, will someone fly soon?
A) geese
B) brick
C) You
E) plywood over Paris

• Bear clubfoot goes through the woods, collects something, puts it in a handbag. What is Mishka gathering?
A) bottles
B) cones
C) taxes
E) the crowd

4. Here is our grandfather- frost, what was his nose?
A) red
B) Greek
With potato
E) clogged

5. Tell us, Tet - and Tet, why are there no snowballs?
A) went to b (banquet)
B) went to X (hack)
C) left ...
E) s (delayed)

6. Ladushki- okay, where they drank ...
A) at the grandmother
B) grandfather
C) The granddaughter
E) at the bug

7. Who these words said: “Be every creature to be a couple”?
A) Noah
B) Eve
C) Teacher
E) serpentine

(No one wins, and Galkin sings)

“Ah, money, how I love you my money,
You are my life and joy, bring peace.
And your delicate rustling, leads your heart into trepidation.
You are better than any easy music. ”

Fedya:
I am a bear, but I'm moving
And by nature is not offended.
But I will check, this hour
As with your movement.
Therefore, friends, hold on
I'll see what you are good for

DJ:
And for our second competition
Need a new hero.

Game "Last Star"

Participants must sing to the phonogram:

(Again a musical introduction and Fedya sings)

We spend the glorious time,
We have fun, dismantle,
But someone is missing
Who wants to tell me?

(And everyone sings and dance around the Christmas tree "Little Christmas tree is cold in winter")

DJ:
Santa Claus will call
We pour him a glass,
We will not offend grandfather,
We will accept the gifts from him.
The name of Santa Claus is.

(Santa Claus leaves on a sleigh, drawn by DJ and Fedya, and sings under the phonogram of the song "TsAG SELGELET")

Santa Claus's song

Every year I come in a fur coat and a beard.
I composed this song for you with my dear.
You will gently give me and shook your head
How good we are with you.

Chorus:
I love you all, I love you all, I give out gifts. (2 times)

Hey girl come, you're so good.
Kiss the old man is my sweet, my sweet
If you want to take with you a Snow Maiden, or can a wife,
We will be good with you.

Chorus:
I love you, I love you, give you a gift. (2 times)

I want to wish you happiness and good.
Let your hearts knock one for me.
Let your fate creep in dear white,
Sanding a song for yourself.

Chorus:
I love you all, I love you all, give you gifts. (2 times)

Fedya: Grandfather, grandfather, grandfather,
Nasy, try my honey,
I left it to you
How you sang, and how congratulated!
Santa Claus sings to the music:
I came to you from afar,
Three days of bird flight,
In snowdrifts, in the cold,
I got here.
I know that you were waiting for me
Here you sang and danced
Give me, I'm smoking you on the cheek
This will put a point.

(Santa Claus kisses Fedya)

Father Frost:
Saye, Fedya, on the stump,
And eat a pie (gives him a pie)
Well, you are an acidic dija
Prepare muzon mobile,
I call on stage
Three guys, I don't know them,
I'm ready to love them,
They need to deserve it.
Here is my prize, he will receive that
Who will build a raft.
Let me sing my serenade
For a beloved, for a guitar.

Father Frost:
Look at the example,
And repeat behind them.

(Fedya depicts a girl or someone from the hall. And DJ or Fedya sings under the guitar)

“My Liliptechka, come to me.
Stay for a minute with me alone.
Ve Sol, veil Mia.
E Flai Tuei, E Fleyy Tude "

(those who wish to perform the serenade and receive prizes)

Fedya (to music):
You are lucky.
The main prize will be
What did you want in every dream
And they trembled with joy

(PHOVES a prize)

Father Frost:
You made me laugh
Young old man,
Give me a chair, I'll sit there (shows towards the Christmas tree)
Let the artists sing to us.

(Video clips of popular artists are going on, they applaud loudly in the hall)

Father Frost: Stormy applause,
Glory is bright moments

(The final song sounds)

Father Frost:
It’s time for us to say goodbye
I will offer you to stay.
Fedya smiles
The holiday continues!
New Year goes to our house,
Maybe we will heal better?
Goodbye to the Lord!
We love you! We are friends!

New Year's script, corporate party - funny

New Year's script, corporate party - funny:

(Music plays, the invitees are seated at the festive table, the evening begins, the host comes out, welcomes guests.)

Presenter:
Good evening! Good evening!
Our meeting will be good.
New Year is knocking on the door
Everything will work out, believe me.

Greetings I will give charming
Men beautiful, charming,
We came to rest with the soul,
And that means you can start!

And for starters, what do we need?
For the meeting, to drink generously, together.

(Those present fill the glasses and drink for the beginning of the festive evening.)

Presenter:
I congratulate everyone on the coming,
Love, good luck I wish you.
More joyful minutes
In the houses, let there be laughter, comfort.

Everything is done,
Problems are resolved.
Mental pure beauty,
Let everyone come true!

(The presenter offers the team to drink for dreams and declares a musical pause.)

Presenter:
Today, in the evening of New Year's
A bright kaleidoscope awaits us:
The mood for the holiday is excellent.
And happiness is a new horoscope.

The champagne river is pouring,
And we will circle the round dance.
Fairytale guests will come,
We will be weird until the morning.

All this is waiting a little later,
And to say a toast now
It simply wishes you
The boss is perfect!

(The host offers to fill the glasses and prepare for the head of the leader.)

(The leader pronounces a congratulation for the team. Guests drink.)

Presenter:
The holiday accepted his height,
We continue the carnival!
I invite you to play
Raise the mood.

(The host holds with the participants of the festive feast a fun game “I have under my skirt ... I have in my pants ...”)

The game "I have under my skirt ... in my pants ...".

To do this, she gives everyone prepared pre -prepared workpieces for the game (interesting headlines of articles cut out of newspapers and magazines and glued on strips of cardboard). Players need to loudly say the phrase “I have under my skirt ... (women say),“ I have in my pants ... (Men pronounce) and after that they read what is written on the strip.

(Musical pause is announced.)

Presenter:
They dented from the heart,
The mood was raised!
I offer again
Play together again.

(The host holds the game "Guess the drink".)

Game "Guess the drink".
3-4 participants are called, who with closed eyes should guess drinks poured into glasses by smell.

Presenter:
The run -up starts its holiday,
But we miss someone!
You don't tell me, friends,
Are I mistaken suddenly?

We all want miracles like children
We sing these wonderful songs,
We dream that Santa Claus,
I brought a lot of joy to everyone!

(The door opens, Santa Claus enters.)

Santa Claus (dials a room on a cell phone and turns to the Snow Maiden):
Enough the granddaughter, paint the eyes,
Conscience at least eat!
The team is waiting for a wonderful one,
You do not bring people!

Snow Maiden (sounds a pre -prepared recording with the voice of the Snow Maiden):
Grandpa, I'm already flying,
I also want to go to a banquet!
And from minute to minute,
I will already be next to you!
Give everyone hello to everyone
Continue a banquet there!

Presenter:
For such a wonderful evening
For a good meeting with Grandfather!
I suggest a drink
I invite you to dance!

(Under the melody of the song “If I were a sultan” ... Trinity begins its dance and sing mockingly.)

Song.
Hello, our grandfather, our frost,
Here is our tale:
There will be your granddaughter
Live now with us!

We will get married
Her for the goblin
And we tell you -
Good luck!

Chorus:
They dreamed for a long time
Smell the Snow Maiden!
And we will be soon
We are a wedding for a walk!

Dear, grandfather Frost,
What was dumbfounded?
That he hung his nose
The nose turned pale!

But on the other side,
In such cases,
The guests are also pale
How scary we are, ah!

Chorus:
We lead the granddaughter
We are to the far distance!
I will exhaust her,
And drive into sadness!

(Baba Yaga, Leshy and Kikimora are going to leave, wave their hands goodbye, the goblin climbs to the Snow Maiden to kiss her, the Snow Maiden turns away from him.)

(Santa Claus screams after them.)

Father Frost:
Well, where are you, wait!
Be a little kind of good!
The truth is one loud -
And you hear people!

They will not work with the granddaughter of the marriage,
The goblin should store the forest.
The granddaughter will not get used to the forest
Her business is miracles to create.

Kikimora:
Bearded, not whitening!
And tell us better
What else can she
Do not be shy, well ... bolder?

Goblin:
Can massage?
To introduce me into the courage.
The bathhouse can be stolen,
Leshenka to wash?

Can I tie a broom?
Earn a lot of money?
That you are silent, you answer,
Testyushka, come on, come on!

Father Frost:
All the Snow Maiden can do
And he will plunge and warm!
It's just that the point is that
This granddaughter is waiting for this evening!

Presenter:
Grandpa has trouble
Will we help, gentlemen?

Guests shout:
YES!

Baba Yaga:
Hmm, I'm laughing, I can't!
Were it drunk in the arc?
Also me, rescuers,
Good earthly emitters!
Okay, we will give you the granddaughter,
If you fulfill you everything you want.
We bring to your attention
From each of us on a difficult task.
And in the case of an outcome on your part, a successful one,
We'll have to look for a new one to the bride of the Leshim.

Goblin:
Old, our alignment is for you
The goblin granddaughter will give
Your team is friendly if,
Singing a song very loudly.

(The presenter invites everyone to the New Year round dance at the Christmas tree "A Christmas tree was born in the forest.")

Goblin:
Well, you give everything here,
And dance, and burn!
And I declare without hesitation -
You coped with my task!

Kikimora:
Leshy, wait, take your time!
Do not fit in compliments,
And then you will be again
Look for a new wife!

And from Kikimora the most difficult task
Concentration requires attention!
You must quickly and there is no other -
In the verses of Kikimora, draw a portrait.

(Kikimora holds with the participants the game "Portrait of Kiki".)

The game "Portrait of Kiki".

She gives the guests leaflets on which one word is written from the proposed poem. Players should quickly lay out the leaves to make a poem and read it.

Text about Kikimor, which should turn out:
I am Kikimora Swamp,
Clever beauty,
Very mischievous, fashionable,
You may like it!

Baba Yaga:
Damn, but what to puzzle you,
How can I fool you?
Could not defeat
So that we can marry the Snow Maiden to marry!

We all go to the dance floor
And we bomb all rock and roll.
If you dance better -
Then get the Snow Maiden!

(Rock and roll sounds, Baba Yaga, Leshy and Kikimora compete with those present, but lose them.)

Baba Yaga (turning to Kikimore and Leshim):
Gather your bones
We are uninvited guests here!
We need to collect strength,
Look for a new wife.

(Free the captive Snow Maiden, leave.)

Snow Maiden:
How much I was scared
I got into evil spirits!
I almost became a victim
Kikimory, Yagi and Lesha!

And to thank you,
I want to give a dance from the bottom of the heart!
But the dance is not at all banal,
Original, very sexy.

(The Snow Maiden is dancing a strip dance at the pole. It can be a specially invited professional dancer. After that, Santa Claus and Snegurochka announce a New Year's disco.)

Presenter:
Our holiday quickly takes place,
The old year is leaving.
And for the new glorious year
I suggest drinking a toast!

(Guests fill the glasses and drink for the past year.)

(The last musical pause is announced in the old year.)

(The fighting of chimes sounds, everyone drinks champagne for the new year, congratulates each other, exchange gifts.)

Father Frost:
Congratulations on all coming,
I wish you luck!
Luck let it kiss everyone in the crown,
Fate pampers you more often!

Everything always succeeds,
And let a friend know in trouble
I sincerely congratulated you all,
The holidays left the holidays!

It is time for us to say goodbye
Again to part for a whole year!
Share, dear, kind,
Do not leave for later!

Snow Maiden:
Thank you, friends, for salvation,
Good luck and patience!
Let the New Year be successful,
And luck will not deceive you!

Children grow up healthy,
And let the money be excess!
I wish to believe and dream
And never lose heart!

Presenter:
The holiday is over! Stew the candles
And we say: "See you!"
Happy New Year, congratulations
I wish you strong health.

All thoughts are more positive
And constructive dialogs.
In the soul of the most beautiful weather,
All with new happiness! Happy New Year!

New Year 2023 - Modern script for corporate party: "Two boots - pair"

New Year 2023 - Modern script for corporate party: "Two boots - pair":

Baba Yaga: Where to look for you, Koschey?
Come to me soon!
Hear, bald! There is a matter!
So to speak, good news!

From behind the bushes there is a displeased and sleepy Koschey.

Kashchei: Well, you, so, Yaga, scream?
Are you screaming for the whole forest again?
Well? What a nonsense
Do you want a dream to break mine?!

Baba Yaga: Know, there will be a new year here
Today to celebrate the people!
We will spoil them with a feast!
We will arrange a mess!
We dilute the bonfire
Right here, Koschey, with you!
There, you see, the fire will begin!
And the walk will curl up!

Kashchei: What if the fire will devour the taiga?
The Minister Shoigu will teach here!
Or, who is there in the Ministry of Emergencies now?
I don't remember! But, you believe me!
That he will ruin us, Yaga!
And I will have problems!

Baba Yaga: Stun! The villain is afraid!
And who is proud of immortality?!
After all, your death is in the needle, Koschey!
Well! You are eternal! Do not timid!
Koschey wrinkles displeasedly.
Do not Krivi, my friend, face!
And tell me, like in an egg,
You managed to drive the needle?
Well it hurts, your mother!

Kashchei: They say the truth, women - fools!
No, Yaga, in you culture!
Not in my egg needle!
And in duck! Understood?!
Duck in a hare-rusak,
The hare is hidden in the chest.
To the oak, that chest is vaccinated
Strong chain. He is worth it
On the cakes, in the Lukomorye!
This is somewhere in three seas!
Do not find and not get it!
We need to read Pushkin!

Baba Yaga: Not to the books to me, hearty!
But, I swear, of course, you
I would read Pushkin
If I lived without worries!
Underwear me, I assure me!
I'm flying in the region
To people: to create nasty things!
To deceive! Say!
To belittle! And quarrel everyone!
Raise! Add grief!
In general - always busy!
Life is a continuous bustle!
Yes, and you, Koschey, are not a fairy!
You know how gloriously you know!
Ha! There was a humanist!
(Trinning) “Pushkin” - also to me, artist!

Kashchei: Okay, don't be rude, girlfriend!
We are standing for each other!
First -class villains!
Develop your idea!

Baba Yaga: True - an evil venture?!
Appreciated?! Baldey herself!
Well, here: we will light a fire!
We cut the Christmas tree! And then
We, Koschey, burn her!
This is very harmful
All guests! We will break them a holiday!
In the title role - you, a prankster!
Ask what your task is?
I will answer! Listen, macho!
You will wash the Snow Maiden, you!
Yes, at least the same bushes!
Only she will come
Feel free to rush forward!
And scare the grin!
Girl in shock! You are melting
With the Snow Maiden from the hall!

Act quickly! I said! (The last words are pronounced with the intonation of Vl. Vysotsky from the film “The meeting place cannot be changed”).

Do with her later what you want:
You will seduce or soak!
You can turn into a toad!
Well, it’s not for me to teach you!

Kashchei: Not! Why destroy the beauty?!
I will demolish the Snow Maiden
In the house of its country is a country,
Gloomy and raw!
There, in silence, in the darkness of the night
She will become a wife to me!
I'm very lonely!
Like a flower in space!

Baba Yaga: Your interest is understandable,
My battered hero!
You are ready to love any:
Frankly, at least some!
Cool your ardor, Koschey!
You, here, are needed now!
After all, there is still Santa Claus!
With him, what to do? Here's a question!

Because of the wings, the song “I sawed drunk” is heard. Baba Yaga and Koschey hide behind the Christmas tree. Staggering, a battered Snow Maiden enters without a belt, in one mitten.

Snow Maiden: Op! How many men are there!
(doubt): Or maybe one uncle?
Damn, in the eyes is slightly double!
But, so I want to fall in love!
There is a choice among guests:
Cavaliers of all stripes!
Wow! Direct Congress of Handsome!
How would I not be confused!
The mood is plague!
And a snack! And alcohol!
The table is set! Well, business!
I wandered so well!
I’ll play with them!
One, though, catch one!
Get up, boys!
Run away, bunnies!

Suddenly, a heavy knock of staff and loud screams are heard: hey, Snow Maiden, granddaughter! AU! Santa Claus appears. He looks reproachfully at his granddaughter. Grandpa is also drunk.

SANTA CLAUS: Granddaughter! You are a child of vice!
I have one hassle with you!
I promised not to quit!
Do not run away from me!
Here, drunk, right word!
You are already completely “ready”!
Both of the eyes flooded!
Grandfather failed again!
Turns to the audience:
In the family of frosts, by the way,
Everyone loves to drink very hard!
We have alcoholism in our blood!
What to do is the gene mechanism!
And you can't say against the genes!
And you won’t want to, but you’ll get it!
Granddaughter - in grandfather! Grandfather - in the father!
From the beginning of the genus - to the end!

Santa Claus, sly winks guests and dancing cheerfully.

Snow Maiden: I agree with you, grandfather!
There is no particular trouble,
What are we, "cumming" a little!
The road is not cleared!
We stood in a traffic jam for a long time.
To have fun, they drank.
With whom? I do not remember? Sorry!
Under "Anesthesia" these days!
Now, holiday! New Year!
The whole people are having fun!
Hops are not a hindrance!
There is no vodka - there is no laughter!
Guests! Joyfully hiccup
COMPLED THE TEAR!
I am funny!
Is it in vain that came here?

The guests are dancing with Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden "Letka - Enka". Suddenly, Koschey runs out from behind the Christmas tree. He knelt down in front of the girl and ardently admits her:

Kashchei: There is no more strength to lurk!
I am in ambush! Get married
We must, Snow Maiden!
Do you agree, Kurochka?!
I am struck forever,
Like a villain Napoleon!
Call! Prominent!
The bride, you, enviable!
Saw! At that moment he disappeared!
That's how the girl was fucked up!
Come to me, Snow Maiden!
Yes, you, don't be afraid, fool!

Koschey kisses the Snow Maiden of the pen. She is extremely surprised. Carefully peers into the face of the groom. Creams with the joy of recognition and exclaims:

Snow Maiden: The cherished dreams came true!
Kutsenko! Gosha! It's you?!
Oh my idol! Oh my hero!
All my life I dreamed of you!

The Snow Maiden rushes into the arms of Koshchei with a screech!

Kashchei: At least like me, you, name
But do not refuse love!
Ivan, Fedot, Stepan, Andrey ...
Let me be on the passport of Koschey!
I do not see the difference in this!
You, see, as you like!
What is the name? Name is nonsense!
Be my own! Say me Yes"!

The Snow Maiden nods delighted, they say, I agree, so-so-consolidated!

SANTA CLAUS: Are these glitches, mommy?
There is such a lady in the forest!
Without escorted here! One!
Where and where is she?

Turns to Baba Yaga:
Let me ask you?
Can I be useful
Such a beautiful lady?
After all, the forest is teeming with wolves?!
Probably lost, you, since the way?
Perhaps you need to save you?
Ready for the feat of the same hour
I am for your wonderful eyes!

Baba Yaga: Oh, well, no loud words!
Grandfather is ready for a feat!
I understood a long time ago-
Among men - one th ... (misunderstanding)!
You can’t, insidious, trust!
They only would drink! Take a walk!
They swear forever to be with you!
They will eat their dinner - and to another!
Long, friend, up to twenty,
I went astray from the right path.
About the relations of the sexes
Everything is known to me! Be healthy!

He waves his hand to frost and is about to leave. Grandfather tries to keep her. He convinces with the heat:

SANTA CLAUS: Who, you offended you, Madame?
Tell me - I will ask him!
Not all men are scoundrels!
There are exemplary fathers!

And very faithful husbands!
Yes Yes! Take, for example, I am!
A very worthy citizen:
Decent! I live alone!
The Snow Maiden found the groom
I left for him today!
I can now my fate
And I am arranged! I give
You heart, pension and soul!
And I will never violate:
Neither oaths, nor ardent assurances!
Trust me! Down with doubt!
I become mine, you, wife!
And we are in Lapland, at rest,
We will spend the rest of life!
Without troubles and sorrows together!

Baba Yaga is confused. She is embarrassed and, pulling her eyes, answers:

Baba Yaga: Oh! This was unexpected!
Uncompressed! Unprecedented!
After all, I seem to be on business
I wandered here with Koshchei!
We wanted to upset the holiday!
My partner is still a prankster!
And he, Balble, fell in love!
I forgot and married!
Koschey was always a womanizer!
But to get married?! Never…
The operation was covered!
And I was in prostration!
And here, as if an obsession!
Hands and hearts offer!
O! It is amazing!
Nice and exciting!
And so everything is romantic!
Worthy and decent!
I agree, my knight,
Go abroad!
At least tomorrow! Believe me, dear!
I will be a great wife!

Santa Claus and Baba Yaga kiss, holding hands. Then, touching, looking at the bride, Santa Claus asks:

SANTA CLAUS: Remember, in your youth, my friend,
We played a “brook”?
And in the "phantas" and in the "bottle"!
Eh, there was time, dear!

Santa Claus and Baba Yaga play with guests in the “brook”. Then Koschey and the Snow Maiden return to the stage.

Kashchei: I thought-you, in sorrow
Here you are sitting alone, miss!
Or writhe from anger,
Among Christmas trees and snowdrifts!
Ah, you, Yaga, look, here
You meet cheerfully New Year!
And the peasant found herself -
Frost-day! Well, things!

Snow Maiden: Yeah, our grandfather is like that!
Reckless! Clockwork!
He will seduce any!
And in speeches!
Compliments there! Dreams!
Directly, well, just like you!
Captured me by surprise!
So much passion and fire!
I already realized after
“I did not give it at all
A promise to love! "
Oh, yes, what can I say!
After all, it has been tested for centuries -
Stand up before men
It is difficult for a woman any!
So hard to be alone!

Kashchei: Do not Kori yourself, dear friend!
Will be, before your grave
Believe me, my devotion!
But, alas, I am immortal!

Snow Maiden: Ouch! I know about the needle!
I will try quietly
Find and break,
When you have to die!

As in fairy tales of those: we will "step away"
At the same time, friend, together !!!
(Associated) Oh! Changed, you are in the face!
The needle in yours is an egg?!

Kashchei: They really say: women - fools!
There is no culture in you!
Not in my egg needle,
And in duck! Understood?!!!

Baba Yaga: (with malice):
Now about Pushkin will start
He is to reason on the New Year!
Do not waste words in vain!
It all ended beautifully!

SANTA CLAUS: After all, we were happy!
They loved each other!
Do not overshadow the comedy!
Do not turn into a tragedy!

Snow Maiden: Let's put up, my darling!
I will read Pushkin!
I promise you!

Kashchei: Well, so be it! Forgive me!

Baba Yaga: It's time to say goodbye to the people!
Happy New Year to everyone!
Let all kinds of hardships
New Year will save you!

SANTA CLAUS: Let only love reign in families!
Let everyone be drunk and fed up
Not only on holiday! And always!
Let the trouble pass by the side!

Kashchei: We wish you long years!
Health of good for years!
Success and luck!
Miracles and inspiration!

Snow Maiden: Good luck and happiness, everyone, friends!
And happiness is a family!
Small! Children's laughter!
Once again, Happy New Year!