Cool scenes for the anniversary - a man, a woman, a colleague, with humor, musical

A selection of funny scenes for the anniversary.

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Scenes on the anniversary of a woman cool

Congratulations from the subject of first necessity - an iron.

(Congratulates a man dressed up with an iron. For example, you can attach a long cord with a fork from behind)

Dear birthday!
I fell in love with you, my friend,
I got in earnest!
Let me stroke you
I’ll smooth out all your problems!

(approaches the birthday girl to stroke)

And now I will give advice
Then you pour me for it!
To smoothly roll life,
You need to have fun!

And to be smooth,
The husband is obliged to feed!
For life to be greeting
The surface on the back of the husband is more often!

And for ironing and ironing
You take me to your girlfriends!
The situation to smooth out
We must settle everything in the world!

The anniversary went out to be smooth
We must drink for order!
Eh! While I said
Then a little cooled!

Hug me now
I'm warm, believe me!
(The birthday girl hugs the iron)
Now take gifts
Yes, pour in us in the cup!

Cool scene for a woman's birthday "Congratulations from Pupsik"

Dear guests!
Now we remind the birthday girl about childhood,
About the carefree time of her!
We have a guest who is without coquetry
He knows about childhood and tells everything!

(Runes, jumping a childishly, a full man, dressed up under a little girl and sings a song in a children's manner, on the motive “A Christmas tree was born in the forest”)

I am a little girl,
I play and sing
(Name of the birthday girl), like a candy,
I sincerely love!

My name is everyone's navel
To each his own!
Because of the big belly
Most likely I'm a navel!

In his beloved dress
I came to visit you
Favorite birthday
The gift brought!

She sits elegant
Gathered all guests!
For this chocolate
The medal will be her!

(runs up to the birthday girl and gives her a chocolate medal)

A hunter with a gun runs into the hall

The hunter, turning to the birthday girl:
So I got here,
At least a little out of breath.
Pour a glass to drink,
The neck should be moistened.
I was not for a long time
But there is one reason for this.
I couldn’t catch a gift anyway,
Although he rushed after them with all legs!
But, thank God, I have a gun,
And I used it.
So - a gift! Come in!
And the song is our own!

The hall includes bunnies (dressed guests).

Hares come out and begin to sing a song on the motive of the song “But we don’t care”.

Song:
We will sing today
We will dance today
Only for you,
Only for you.
On this glorious day,
Day of your name day
We congratulate you
And these words:

Happy birthday,
Happy birthday,
All your friends are gathered now.
We have a matter
On this hour, this hour
We are shouting to you
You be happy!

And all the guests are drunk
And all the guests are in the frenzy,
From your beauty
They cannot take their eyes off.
Congratulations to you
Congratulations to the songs
And we sing faster,
Cool words:

Happy birthday,
Happy birthday,
All your friends are gathered now.
We have a matter
On this hour, this hour
We are shouting to you
You be happy!

Happy birthday,
Happy birthday,
We shout loudly
We congratulate us.
You have happiness
It will be ... ohho-ho!
We are shouting to you
You be happy!

Dear birthday!
One arrived at us alone
Unusual citizen!
He is a little strange in appearance
He wants to say “thank you”
And for what - now we will find out.
Guest! We invite you!

(A man comes out with very large ears made of cardboard, foam rubber or stitched from something, he sings a song to the birthday)

Song of the Ushasti (on the motive of the songs about Cheburashka “I was once a strange toy of nameless ...”)

I was once strange
Powdered manae,
Therefore, such ears has grown!
About fashionable diets
I learned from the newspaper
And immediately, I will foolish, I immediately applied!

But somehow on Sunday
Me for a birthday
(Name of the birthday girl) invited, and I decided to go,
From delicious treats,
Pleasant impressions
I could not go away for a long time!

I spat on a diet
I bought myself a candy!
Thanks, (name of the birthday girl), I want to tell you
For inviting
And fed deliciously,
After all, the ears became cool again!

(removes big ears and says toast):

To fix my result,
I ask everyone to pour it now!

Scenes for the anniversary of the man cool

Scene for the anniversary of the man "Postman Pechkin"

Presenter:
Dear birthday! A new guest came to our holiday and he is already knocking at the threshold!
(a knock on the door is heard)

Presenter:
Who's there?

Answer from the door:
This is me, the postman Pechkin! Brought telegrams for your birthday!

Pechkin:
I'm harmful by nature, actually,
Especially when I walk on foot
But something did not hurt me
Come to the hero of the house today!
I appreciated the solemnity of the moment
Discarded his harmfulness at the same hour,
I brought telegrams-commercials
For the anniversary! I will read them now!

(reads telegrams from celebrities):

I'll tell you, my friend, without laughter-
You are just super, just class!
On your anniversary Edita Pieha
Congratulations to you with love!

You externally are a real macho!
In you, the male reflex key in you!
And it's great, otherwise
I would not write ... (Grigory Leps)

You are always looking for a talent in yourself
And happiness will be, I give you a word!
And my word is a guarantor!
(With great greetings Alla Pugacheva!)

You are full in you, as in me,
Humor, ingenuity!
They say you are in a dream
Joke like Galkin!
Be always like that!
(Respectfully Maxim).

There is, my friend, Bulgarian flavor in you:
I’m used to working in such a way that it stops!
Beautiful, smart, hot, always shake!
I love you for this! (Philip Kirkorov)

You are a young kid, not more,
The same shower as me!
Hello Basque Kolya sent you.
Do not lose heart, my soul!

(After crediting telegrams, Pechkin says):

Well, I fulfilled my duty,
It's time to row back
But, if someone filled the glass,
I would be very happy to drink!

(pour Pechkin a glass, and he tells the hero of the toast):

I congratulate the anniversary
I wish you happiness, joy!
In Prostokvashino to me
Come, like a relatives!

Scene for the anniversary of the man "Congratulations from a small cucumber"

Presenter:
Birthday to congratulate
The brave fellow is torn!
Let me imagine:
Small cucumber!

(A man dresses up, dressed up with a cucumber, that is, a long green hat on his head, you can hang a bit of artificial leaves around his neck, he sings a song to the anniversary)

Song of a small cucumber:
(On the motive “Let pedestrians in puddles run awkwardly”):
You are sitting like a cucumber
And a beautiful suit
You put you in the morning!
You are doing your birthday,
You invite everyone to the table
So I have to sing a song!

CHORUS:
I am a little cucumber
I'm standing here on my birthday
And I sing, as a little one,
Your song!

You are beautiful and me too!
You and I are similar
Just like two drops of water!
Take it in Russian
Better no snacks-
Without me, neither Tuda nor Oyla!

CHORUS:

I am a little cucumber
I'm standing here on my birthday
And I sing, as a little one,
Your song!

I wish you
On this day the anniversary
To be always and everywhere well done!
And of course I wish
You will perform, I know
To always hold a cucumber!

CHORUS:

I am a little cucumber
I'm standing here on my birthday
And I sing, as a little one,
Your song!

(further says):

Dear birthday!
On your wonderful birthday
I give you pickles!

(gives a comic gift - a small jar of cucumbers)

Congratulations of cartoons (male version)

Vedas. From a cheerful cartoon vini-fluff and patch
We came to you on your birthday, my friend!
We meet!

(Come to the music)

B-puh: Waking up early in the morning,
Get up cheerfully, not lazy.
And when the evening comes
Sit in the chair and drink beer!

Piglet: So that you step to work
From now on, a confident gait,
Do not forget to take this ...
Very tasty herring.

B-puh: All home problems
Solve quickly and beautifully
You will hear from your wife then:
Sit in the chair and drink beer!

Piglet: If your boss is out of sorts
He takes a throat all day,
You buy beer for the evening and ...
Very tasty herring.

B-puh: In our life not always
Everything is smooth and beautiful.
When everything got you ...
Sit in the chair and drink beer!

Piglet: It does not take beer,
Remember you about vodka.
And under the vodka it will go ...
Very tasty herring

Scenes for the anniversary colleague cool

Scenes at the anniversary of the colleague are funny:

Merry family goes on an anniversary

Boris, Arkasha, come here -
Mom Rose has a problem for you:
Fourth (you want, do not want)
We go for a birthday to Aunt Rita
(Boris, return to the place of Jem Bank!)

So, we will tear off from the heart
(Well, in the sense, we are presenting free of charge)?
I offer a pepper jar
(Do not know - where could you go?) -
We will pack in a beautiful piece of paper!

(Although what are the gifts expensive -
Suddenly she has an allergy to pepper?)

Arkasha, sho? For a runny nose, a handkerchief?
Oh, the option is pretty nice!
Aunt Rita has two snotty daughters -
We get a gift directly to the point,
Extremely elegant and practical!

(From the other side - it is too early to rush:
Suddenly, we will have a cold?!)

Boris, sho will you say? .. Cream from cellulite?!
Well, spit a seyminom in porridge!
You mean, you want, shobs Aunt Rita
Was it slimmer than me and Aphrodite?!
Such stupidity blurt out at Arkash!

(No, we have to spoil the mood like that -
Here we will not take you for a birthday!).

Son, do you think better a book?
Ай, умный мальчик – сразу видно, в маму!
"Three Musketeers"? Нет, ну это слишком,
«Лолиту»? Ой, какой ты шалунишка…
Отцу не пережить такую драму!

(Борис, не плачь, не отдадим «Лолиту» —
Зачем смущать напрасно тетю Риту?)

А может, презентуем ей колготки?
Мне кажется, шо будет очень мило!
Блестящие, со «стрелкой» посередке
(А тетя Рита страсть как любит шмотки!) —
I hooked them only twice!

(Oh, no, do not donate tights
Behind the screaming legs of an old aunt!)

For photo frames? Boring and not new!
Spirits? .. Arkasha, a wonderful idea!
There is a half -flacon of the “lily of the lily of the forest” -
Gave me to the birthday Uncle Leva,
I can cast, not at all regretting.

(But no, not - rather inappropriate
Fragrant our lily of the valley together!)

Really no more options?
Candies? Towel? Shower gel?
What if she sat on a diet,
And we take a heap, like sneaks, she has sweets? ..
Boris, please leave me about to eat!

(Sho for swallows - we decide about gifts,
And he is Gundit - “I want to have a slope for dinner!”) ...

Scene fairy tale

Stop noise and din
The king came to visit you!
Stop eating and drinking
Give me a word to speak!

I reported to me, of course,
That you are all quite successful,
Yes, in form and all over
Celebrating the anniversary!

Then I came to you,
Only the trips were late ...
Babarikh where is mine?!
What is behind the king?

Who will pass on my hands
My anniversary order?
I’m always all myself ...
Why pay secretaries?

Babariha, Suyuy!
Yes, bring holy water!
I reported to me, of course,
The birthday girl is sinless.

No matter how old I have lived,
And everything is beautiful and slim.
I ran to the household
A bunch of shoes stopped,

No one could count
How much you demolished the boot!
And the family did not forget:
The husband gave birth to her son
(And gave birth to children),

And she is sociable,
And in all matters is strong!
And today here is
I want to baptize her!

Babarich don't yawn,
Drink water with holy!
Sprinkle her frisky legs,
To carry her along the path

So that she always has time everywhere,
Everywhere the first, as I sang!
And the head is bright
Okropi imperceptibly you ...

To be considered at work in the best,
Her brains will come in handy!
Sprinkle her hands
So that she does not know boredom!

They did not shake the hands,
Pouring into glasses!
Sprinkle her nose
So that she holds in the wind,

That yes where -so that everything knew everything,
Yes, more often we convened us!
To live a full life -
We’ll sprinkle it too!

(pour a glass, ask to drink)
To live - blossomed,
In life I did not know!
So that your husband loves you,
On his hands to carry!

The water has not ended yet
Sprinkled on her man!
And now everything is the way
We expect a kiss from you!

There is little happiness in this life ...
And pour us on a glass!
Well, ka guests as soon as possible
We take for the anniversary!

You don't yawn Babarikh,
Spend the guests rather
Live a full cup
We drink for ____________ ours!

E-e-ey! Do not get carried away!
Gather on the road!
All of you good walks,
And we are leaving. Goodbye!

Miniature on the anniversary of the lady.

Narrator:
The king had a general. He collected information
He will hide the face in a beard, and - a step around the city.
And at seven in exactly, to the king for the report.

General:
You have heard that in our city there is Kralya, that you can’t take your eyes off!
She is 20 years old, the extreme case is 22.
You are molds for me Vincets! I even slept from my face!
As I saw Natalia, I rattled from the porch!
Both blush and white, as if Pava swam!

Tsar:
The bitch went around me! But I knew that I was a widower!
Well, in an instant, I stole me to deliver to the palace!
Come on, nanny, bring the courts! Give it up for the labors!
Rub from the number of will, those who are gray!

Nurse:
You, my friend, are of those husbands who are harmless!
They are it, not bite, not even dick!
To get such a woman, you need to have a fervor and passion,
And your task is now - you can’t get into the cemetery!

General:
Duck, after all, Babi is the courts about men are always thin!
You can't be sheds in yourself, you are a lover at least kuda!

Tsar:
We somehow stole the end of Enth!
And in return, whisper to the people - that, they say we give the nanny!

Narrator:
All day, General’s mind was collected in a fist.
I remembered at my leisure about an old girlfriend - Baba Yaga Bone Leg

Baba Yaga:
You are not in yourself, there and a pimple on the lip!
Oh, you will shoot health in the political struggle!

General:
Full, grandmother, I'm not ail! We will leave for the hill!
In short, about Natalia there is a bummer conversation!
Advise how to be, how to fall in love with it?
Take away from home, so the rumor will begin to trumpet.

Baba Yaga:
Salming a woman, conjure, grandfather, three from the side, there are no yours!
Make a riddle to people, and let them find the answer!
And they can neither horseradish, then this is their fault!
Then take Natalia then, at work they say! (whispers in the ear)

General:
Ay, yes grandmother! Ah yes special! That's the end of the end!
At least take you out of the stupa, and the minister to the palace!

Narrator:
Only the dawn took up, the general is already from the king.

Tsar:
Good, is the news bad, report to me everything as it is!
Better bitter, but true than pleasant, but flattery.

General:
I report that the whole people gathered at the gate!
In general, the matter accepts social circulation!
They don’t want to give your mother Natalia!
So that the trick will have to stole Entu!

Tsar (addresses the guests):
What are you brothers, I am calm. What order and law!
Guess the riddle, and consider the issue resolved!
And do not find out the answer - there are no guilty in Ent!
And then I lead Natalia into a separate office!
What works do you know about the birthday girl - songs, poems? (Guests answer: "")

Tsar:
Okay, brothers, I give up! I remain unmarried!
I can’t manage such a beauty, I'm afraid!
And since for me my people are my relatives,
I give all the guests for the next three days.

General:
For Natashin's birthday, you and we pour us!
And then in our hearts it will immediately become more fun!

Narrator:
Here and the fairy tale is the end! And who listened - well done!

Cool scene with changing the anniversary

Cool scenes with changing the anniversary:

Congratulations from pioneers
Great -age large uncles are best for the role of pioneers.

On your day jam
Accept pioneer congratulations
Be ready!

Not to be friends with Aibolit
And don't go to the pharmacy
And always healthy to be
Do not get sick and not to hack!
Be ready!

As Vasilisa be beautiful
And like Koschey - be immortal
And live life happily
And do not forget to smile!
Be ready!

Find your key like Pinocchio,
Be wise in the same way as Tartill,
Friends to you, like Artemon,
As true as he!

Let your salary grow up with bamboo,
Kosi is a scythe, row a shovel.
And earn a million
He is not superfluous in the pocket!

Scene - photo shoot for "playboy"

The hall includes a man with a large camera on the neck, turns to the birthday girl.
Photographer: I came to you from the editorial office of Playboy now,
Our boss gave a task - for the cover to remove you to me!
You are luxurious and beautiful, sexy and slim,
All men in this hall are captured by your beauty!
We and Angelina Jolie visited.
Now you, Madame, go to the center of the hall.
(After the birthday of the birthday, music turns on.)

A chair, beauty, take how you jump on the horse riding.
Stick your right shoulder a little ...
Perhaps all of you became hot!
(Photographs the birthday girl in the chair.)

You are just a miracle how photogenic!
And the camera loves you. Everything is great!
We will add men to the frame,
The circulation of the "playboy" will become unprecedented!
Three macho, please come here to us ...
(Calls men.)

For courage, we pour them one hundred grams.
(Pouring men in a glass.)
We ask the torso to expose them ...
Is there a shy? Then still pour!
(Men remove shirts.)

Men lift the lady, do not shy,
And everyone smiles together in the camera.
Men raise the birthday girl in their arms, take pictures.
Thank you all, gentlemen!
I have to print pictures!
The fresh issue of "playboy" in kiosks buy,
For a new sex symbol, raise a glass!

Scene - guests from Texas

Presenter: If you are a cowboy, then there is a hat and Colt.
Let you be a shepherd, but on a horse-hero.
And not in the saloon you are resting today,
And you congratulate the anniversary in this hall.
Cowboys from Texas are our guests.
And you ask them to appear here.
Guests appear in cowboy hats, you can on "horses" on sticks.
In the Wild West, the farm is everything!
There it is customary to work to meet the dawn.
Cowboys are equal to whom.
Cowboys: Mistress Rancho Fixed Hello!
Presenter: We spend the horse in the saddle day after day
And by the fire we meet the dawn,
We appreciate more a cozy house.

Cowboys: Mistress Rancho Fixed Hello!
Presenter: You will not be full of corn, corn.
And we will tell you one secret:
She cooks the best!
Cowboys: Mistress Rancho Fixed Hello!

Presenter: Let sometimes we swallow and swallow
But we protect her authority:
We drink a little bit, but congratulations a lot.
Cowboys: Mistress Rancho Fixed Hello!

Congratulations from Japan.
They sing a song on the motive "By the sea, by the blue sea."

From Molya, Japanova Mol,
Plakes to you from Japan
Piled from a dex to late
You’ll spray the supplies.
Sikoko Posito, Sikoko
The sishtnati is far away.
And the dreams shines now more fun.
Pour in Sistoleck.

Chorus. We looked more fun, not to pour this,
After all, years, not an evil took off to the distance
And you look more fun at the zyaz
All Holsey has drunk.

Blessed sky above us
And the tint covered like a tsunami
Your eyes are chasing
They tell us a lot.
After all, there is not a few evils
Pisch five imperceptibly has come
And the dreams shines now more fun
Pour in chuchustsk.

Chorus. We didn’t look, pour more replenish.
Let's drink holoso we are all in your anniversary
Plusel to the whole of Japan mother
You’ll take the supplies.
Give sticks, a zyovochka on the table, etc.

HE: Raises his glass broke boredom
dancing with Soslova Honshu
Late Hosu later.
For you from Ya Ponya Mother
We will drink sibko!
And the heflower of the neck klysses
We will tell you the assignment!

SHE IS: Jercosukina Food fruits all years
If you are neither, no me
with a healthy so -so
to mean. Kusai Yehenbe
rice, biting with us
Do not passionate to you tsunami.

He: with Prostnik! And long days
Drink you chips to us!
Pauls in the sand, drink Lumask Suck.
We will bites the sketch and fight in the sumo.

SHE IS: San’s boredom broke off
Guess Sevonya to us
Start meditate
Tell and predict.

HE: No, I won't guess
I will go to bake manly!
and not in my hand
Do not hold on to Sake.

TOGETHER: Tstobes become bolder
It is not enough to become more fun
Tstobs become amazing
We advise pour!
They drink, leave.

Cool scenes for the anniversary for entertainment

Cool scenes for the anniversary for entertainment:

"Congratulations from friends"
Each has two balls in the hands: orange, red, blue and green. They sing a song-reducing on the motive "Walks, the ball is spinning."

Together:

Years, like birds, fly a series.
But as before, you are young.
We came to visit on the anniversary,
A cool gift was brought to you.

1 friend

We will give red a ball of dare
Take it as a sign of respect as soon as possible
A lot of warmth, many sunny days,
Your life will become even more fun!

2 friend

To be happy you are all year round,
Green ball take from adversity.
Let the relatives be nearby, friends,
You are the best, I say without melting.

1 friend

We want to give peace of mind, we want to give
Blue ball to reward on this day.
He will protect him from sadness,
And only good will find a road to your house!

2 friend

Orange ball - he is like a dream,
Let him never leave you.
More money, love and warmth,
They will be nearby for centuries.

Together

There were also other balls,
But we did not bring them to you.
No, not from greed, not from reinforcements,
Now we will explain what matters.

There was a yellowish ball - he was decorated with a bouquet,
But he is changeable, treacherous.
Yellowish ball - testing in fate,
So we won’t give it to you.

We found a black ball,
But he was not brought either.
He carries sadness and separation in himself
And we only wish you happiness!

(The lyrics will need to be beautifully written on parchment, and handed the birthday to the applause of the guests).

"Three brooms"
For congratulations, you will need three women. Each has a broom in his hands. In total, three brooms are needed: oak, birch, eucalyptus.

The first woman
To be a healthy man,
We give an oak broom.
From adversity and all sorrows
We will pause you with a broom.
(A woman with an oak broom is slightly patting the birthday man).

The second woman
Do not fuss and do not suffer
Better get a birch broom.
Let's go on the shoulders, on the head,
To be healthy, you are like a bull on the cow.

The third woman
Here he is an eucalyptus broom.
So that the sorrows all disappeared, we dare to do it.
So that the bones do not creak, the lower back does not ache,
Let's go a broom just below the lower back.

Cowboy congratulations on the anniversary

(A girl in a cowboy hat runs into the hall, with an improvised lasso from a belt from a robe and riding on a horse-spar):

I jumped from American pastures all night,
The wife of the cowboy John, cowboy Vika daughter.
(Throws Lasso to the birthday girl)
Whoa! (Parks a shvabra horse)
I jumped a lot of nights and days for you,
And I see that I got just on the anniversary!
I wish you a lot of happiness and devoted friends!
I brought gifts, hold them soon
My father and Johnny graze cows all year,
They sent gifts to you through me:
Look, here is Chedder with a hole, the one that the mouse sprinkled,
While for 5 years he was lying in a closet, where dust and quiet.

But Barak Abama gave a gift -
The fly that caught at briffing, but did not finish
(tries to give, but the “fly” flies away) ... Ay, flew away ... and it’s a pity ...
I almost brought a statue of freedom,
But no matter how hard I tried, but I could not shift!
And here is an American hamburger bundle!
I like it, I know, well, open your mouth!
Our cows, however, do not approve of this,
It is understandable, because of them there is a cutlet in it!
I also drove potatoes, but not simple - free!
But I ate along the road, I'm sorry ...
And there were whiskey with the coal, but I took a little bit,
You don't forget to clink with your friends with a bottle!
It's time for me to go on the back of the long journey!
(Rode away, saddled the mop)

The coronation of the anniversaries
As in one wonderful kingdom,
Yes in the Alzamai state
Today the holiday is announced,
The working day is stopped!
Brother and matchmaker, merchants, boyars,
The sages from the sovereign
Charmed, combined,
The retinue gathered together
And finally rushed
To this fairy -tale palace.
To keep the queen's anniversary to me,
I ask you to bring the throne here! (throne-chair)
Well, the beauty is a girl,
This evening you are the queen!
We ask our queen to be,
And we present a symbol of power!
After all, you are really worthy of a throne.
So, a crown is awarded! (crown)
Solemn ceremony to complete,
All attributes of power should be handed!
Sons -in -law, relatives, Kumovya,
Well, in - in general, the whole huge family!
Help to dress the queen,
Rather, make a mantle! (mantle)
Your favorite devoted friends,
With whom you share joy and misfortune in half,
With whom it is easier to overcome everything in life,
It is instructed to hand this scepter! (bottle of cognac or wine)
The sons of the daughter, the most dear in the world,
Like a ray of light for you all your children.
Such a big heart should be enough for everyone.
The state, a symbol of power, we want to hand you! (heart-marshmallow)
And so that in this life forever
Good only the moments were remembered
Today, here and only for you
These stormy are applause! (guests applaud)

Funny scenes for the anniversary - cool fairy tales

Funny scenes for the anniversary - cool tales:

Congratulations from aliens
Two of the guests are dressed in aliens, perform a song-transmit to the motive "Grass at the house."

Board
We are from another galaxy, we are from another galaxy
They rushed to say a few words.
From all inhuman, from all inhuman
We want a great happiness to wish.
And no matter how hard we tried, and no matter how hard we try,
But they still could not fall in love!
And although alien, and even alien,
But still, admiration, take it!

Chorus
You are as beautiful as a Martian!
Like the sun, warm everyone with your warmth!
And even all the galaxies of the universe
You can’t compare with your beauty.

Ah, how do we not want, oh, how do we not want
But still we will have to fly away.
We are goodbye after all, because the day of birth is still!
They must give a gift to the birthday girl.
Accept without embarrassment, without tears and regret
A gift not to forget us.
Discarding all doubts, discarding all doubts,
You could make a desire.

(After that, the aliens give the birthday girl a large star and take a photo for memory).

Funny scene “Grandma and grandfather”
(Characters in the costumes of grandmother and grandfathers with red folders in their hands are very important to go to the middle of the hall).

Grandfather: Comrades-citizens, we are now
The official part should be opened,
So the word for the report
I have my woman and my woman.

Grandma: Today, let us not condemn us,
It will be necessary to faded
With all these people.

Grandfather: Our family is long
Deigned to guess
How will we congratulate the anniversary?
... (the name of the son of congratulations) suggested - Alla Pugacheva.

Grandma: ... (name of the daughter of congratulations) - Natasha to the queen.

Grandfather: A ... (the name of one of the congratulations) took, and the chain blurted out:
Let your wife congratulate!
That is, she! (Points to the grandmother).
I tell him ... (the name of the congratulator)!
It’s better not to contact her!

Grandma: Okay, enough to drive a blizzard here.
The time came ... (the name of the anniversary) to congratulate the songs.

Grandfather: Are you going to sing?

Grandma: And who? Well, a bear stepped in your ear.

Grandfather: About the bear, grandmother, do not tell me.
How I sing songs
Listen and look.
Better not stand
Glue your mouth and sing with me!

(Sing a song on the motive "Sonya celebrates name day.")

Grandfather (sings): Ah, get ready brunettes and blondes!

Grandma (sings): And my grandfather will be kept holding you now.
Together (sing): ... (the name of the anniversary) ours celebrates Amenins
And all Odessa should know for this.
Ta-ra-ra, touch-tach, touch-tach-Tay-rara!
Odessa-mother, first-tsutsa, first-tsa.
... (the name of the hero of the day) ours celebrates Amenins,
And all of Odessa-Lamza-Drin-o-Tsets.

Grandma (after the song): Grandfather, do you squeeze your shoes? Well, they are not in Odessa, but in ... (the place of residence of the hero of the day) live!

Grandfather: And their ... (the place of residence of the hero of the day),
That Odessa is a mother!
You are talking about her.
Are you against it again?

Grandma: Yes, I do not mind. Enough, grandfather, to fool. It's time for us to get to the point.

Grandfather: Well, you, grandmother, hammer! Listen, what is the year old?

Grandma: In ... (the place of residence of the hero of the day) everyone says - 50!

Grandfather: Breesh, grandmother! Look - he is 33 today!

Grandma: Yes, our birthday is good!
And something is useful.
Charming, gallant,
Shibko-Shibko is Alegant!
I agree with you
Where is our gift?

Grandfather: Wait!
When friends meet,
They are supposed to drink.
Is there a snack?

Grandma: Of course, of course!

Grandfather: This will not hurt us,
Do not spoil the appearance.
And significantly increase appetite.
(Raises the glass).
For the hero of the day!
(Drink).

Grandma:Grandfather, it’s time for us to finish,
Others will congratulate.
So let's go through
You must go to the place.

Grandfather: I will not argue with you, the old woman.
Apparently, you were bitten by a fly.
But if so: yourself and congratulate
Do not close my mouth.

Grandma: Our dear friend, ... (name of the anniversary)!
I have long wanted
Our gift is handed to you.
And get a change
Your kiss in addition.
On the anniversary of you!
(It gives a gift to the anniversary, kiss. Grandfather and grandmother take places at the table).

Mini scenes for the anniversary cool

A scene for filling a pause between contests:
The birth of the anniversary. Patronage.

In the house where the little one was born, literally in the morning
A nurse appeared with a patronage.
So, I ask you closer to you, we will examine the child now.
We measure the height, we will clarify the weight, we will see the eyes, the nose.

Dragged the fontanel? Does it squeeze the fist tightly?
Holds the head? Molodechik! Now let's look at the endsome!
So that between the legs it is not only necessary to wash it more often,
Lubricate the oil with a special one, sprinkle with talcum!
What a baby you have is active, I have gone, I will say!
Chair, not liquid? Not abundant? Now I'll look at the tummy!
The tummy is soft, good! Meteorism is only small!
And, in general, everything is fine, here the nose is only red.
Ah, bad heredity? What to do? Life is like!
There are no problems with appetite? Listen to advice:
Baby to eat, drink, follow the border of the norm:
Vodka grams 125, and suck the tail of the herring.
If he suddenly crosses, he will definitely bite!
Between the feeding of the baby you need to drink water,
A bottle with a nipple ready should always be worn with them. (On a bottle of vodka nipple)
You should not put it with you at night, it will be disturbed at night,
It will be yes to ask, it will wake you up at night.

Do not teach a child to the hands. Swarephole
So that he doesn’t give the pens, where it did not go!
In the everyday life of a child, there should always be a swing.
The head so as not to get caught, the cap needs to be picked.
To avoid the diaper rash of the most important "charms"
We need to wear diapers, have a plum for saliva.
In order not to suck a finger, you must give a dummy in your mouth.
The booties are warm on the legs, so that it is comfortable to be a baby!
Follow the walking mode, don't forget about massage,
For the prevention of rickets, Vitamin “D” will write down (submit the recipe)
And on Monday, I ask us to be a vaccination to us!
And such a conclusion: do not need treatment,
The increase is going correctly, the hero is growing!
Here is such .......... our! The conclusion made a patronage!
Even if he doesn’t get sick, adds weight, clever.
And as usual among the people, all guests - 50 grams,
And a baby ..., health of a kilogram!

Comic congratulation "Tazik"

We give a basin as a gift
And we give such a order:
So that he serves more
And there was a help in the house.
You can wash the floors in it,
You can go for water,
You can collect berries,
You can wash the laundry in it,
Well, after a stormy booze
You can even spit.
You can keep the garbage in it,
You can wash the ass,
You can sow flour in it,
Il hang on a bitch,
You can slide down from a slide in it,
It will come in handy everywhere!
And how will you be 100 years old
We will come to you for lunch.
Prepare okroshka for us,
And find more spoon
And flood the okroshka in the basin,
We will handle the anniversary together!
You can cook in it and porridge,
Feed your daughter.
Not a hottz to go to the toilet -
There is immediately a basin in a moment!
He is always here at hand,
And contentment and comfort.
You can wash in it in the bathhouse,
He will come in handy here.
In general, you keep it,
Do not break and do not rot,
Where the hit, don't throw it
And select in place.
Happy birthday, we congratulate
We wish you to drink for you!
Who is from the glass, who, what, what,
And you are from your pelvis!

Congratulations on the anniversary of a woman from friends.

Today we are not in vain together, friends!
Everywhere jokes, congratulations, wishes for birthday.
The birthday girl will just congratulate now!
Well, guests, connect and shout that there is strength,
It was as if someone had a very painful you for something.
-And we have, and we have a gift for you!
Today ... I got up early, so as not to rush to her later, she began, until it was too late, to put herself in order.

Suitable ... to the white bathtub to wash your head,
And shampoo - well, not a drop, what to do, how to be here?
-And we have, and we have a gift for you! (shampoo)

Black entered the found, ala lips failed.
What to do with manicure? I haven’t found a varnish anywhere.
-And we have, and we have a gift for you! (varnish)

I’m tired of dressing up, I began to make my way to the kitchen,
To drink coffee, forces to restore.
But yesterday a neighbor came in, and today there is no coffee.
And we have, and we have a gift for you! (coffee)

We know ... - Sweet tooth, she loves sweets.
She did not eat the day of sweets and is already upset.
And we have, and we have a gift for you! (candy)

Here to cook ... I became, I got the best meat.
What to pepper the dish so that the guests do not upset?
-And we have, do we have a gift for you? (pepper)

Finally, lunch is ready: one hundred salads, a cake and pilaf.
Here are all the dishes on the table, only salt, mistress, where?
-And we have, and we have a gift for you! (salt)

Here as a restaurant, no worse. We hear ... whispers to the grandson:
“You go, buy tea, I am entertaining guests.
Well, for tea, chocolate, then everyone will be happy "
Let's say: "Do not go, it's better to sit with us"
-And we have, and we have a gift for you! (tea, chocolate)

Here the last guest left, and the dishes are a whole WHO.
What to do, how to wash where to get a sponge?

-And we have, and we have a gift for you! (dishes sponge)

And in the morning, a little light, his head hurts, there is no strength.
The body is tearing into parts, ... rummages.
-And we have, and we have a gift for you! (beer)

Do not count this joke and congratulations for the insult.
Smile, sing songs, know, friends are always with you!

Cocking cool scenes for the anniversary

Cocking cool scenes for the anniversary:

Congratulations - game "Minute of Glory of the Jubilee"

And what if we take and imagine:
We found ourselves instantly in a fairy tale?
And we will deliver the guests,
Having tried on (the name of the anniversary) different masks.
And if our (name of the jubilee) was
Crushing rider? Here she is!
A rider's hat is put on.

The music sounds, the anniversary makes a small circle around the hall.

And what if you take and imagine timidly,
That our birthday is the queen?
Crown, mantle.

The music sounds, the anniversary makes a small circle around the hall.

And if I had to live in Hawaii,
Then all talents were found!
And try on the Hawaiian wreath.
The music sounds, the anniversary makes a small circle around the hall.

And if in the village of Russian happened to be born?
The soul ... (name) sings, rejoices, have fun!
Sarafan, Kokoshnik.

The music sounds, the anniversary makes a small circle around the hall.

On the street for a long time, the 21st century, friends!
And our heroine is modern and fashionable.
Baseball cap or bandana.

The music sounds, the anniversary makes a small circle around the hall.

All the forth, the hats are good!
Everything to the birthday girl is to face, everything is a holiday for the soul!
But so I wanted to offer a different way!
For the birthday girl he is the most expensive!

Guests take turns waving their flower into the wreath, saying warm wishes. When all the guests will congratulate, the wreath is put on the anniversary.

We are all amazed at this beauty!
As a woman comes an outfit who is woven out of love!
Only that is truly beautiful and sweet,
Which is dressed in happiness, which has eyes glow!
Here is a woman in front of us -
Favorite, blooming and dear to the heart.

Congratulations on wishes
(A Christmas tree was born to the motive in the forest)

Today is a birthday girl
We came to congratulate
The gifts are unusual
(Name) brought

Here is the first - mood
Accept us soon.
And be cheerful
And the fun of friends.
(Show the thumb "good")

The second is called tenderness
(Name) accept
And tenderness for children with your husband you
Do not forget to give.
(Blow in your hands)

And the third we placed
In a beautiful envelope
Accept a smile from us
And smile back
(a photo)

And we decorate the kindness
A sprig of mimosa
After all, the most modest of the flowers
Not terrible for them frost
(Flower or postcard with mimosa)

And we will complete the gifts we
A bag of love
Everyone needs it so much
Look - do not miss.
(bag with a heart)

We know that with problems
You can do it quite
Beloved and happy -
We wish you!

The title "Beauty"

Eyeliner:
Dear guests, I draw your attention to the birthday girl.
Let's take a closer look at it.
To consider .... In his best,
I suggest her come to me.
What will we consider,
Demonstrate that people.

Simply put, your task is to demonstrate their charms to guests.

1. Anyone agree with me,
You can be proud of such a hairstyle.
("I am so beautiful today")

2. Our ... .. beauty,
The eyes shine with joy.
("Her eyes")

3. Only a look, and everyone understands,
Smiles simply do not happen brighter.
("Smile")

4. Who has a lip,
He will notice a cool figure.
(Sex Board)

5. We admire today from the heart,
The legs are good painfully.
("Ay-yai-yay girl")

6. A sigh of admiration is heard in the hall,
The gait simply did not see more elegant
("Flying gait")

We ... .. examined instantly
And we take out our verdict:
Beautiful for the face and a clear smile,
For a flying gait, we call you a beauty.
Therefore, as expected,
We assign the title of anniversary the first beauty.
(Crown + medal)

On the name day - vitamins

Leading. We want to congratulate the tick
And the performance is amused
After all, "thirty" is cool!
To be always so beautiful,
So that there are years nothing,
We give you such advice:
Accept on the name day
These vitamins!

Seven congratulations come out

To the eye to sparkle
And men to attract -
Vitamin "A", Galunia, eat
And listen to our advice!
You were a success,
Carotin was filled!

1st. So that the body does not get fat -
Eat me further boldly!
(PHOVES an inflated balloon with the letter "A")

Leading. So as not to be nervous, not to quarrel
And the character so as not to spoil
For forget about fatigue -
It needs to be consumed!
For further jerking
You can a little bit of beer!

2nd. Vitamin is beautiful "B"
Helps everyone in fate
(Gives the ball with the letter "B")

Leading. Happy are those with whom he is near -
Beautiful, useful and necessary "B6"!

3rd. If you include it in your diet -
You will look a million!
(PHOVES A ball with the inscription "B6")

Leading. So as not to know the diseases,
He will come to the rescue of "B12".
So that your voice sounds with a stream
And optimism did not run out ...

4th. You, Galya, consume him
And surprise everyone before!
(Gives a ball with the inscription "B12")

Leading. So as not to know the cold
Do not wallow with temperature,
Galya is friends with the garden
And not a skip does not push.

5th. You are with a smile on your face
Eat vitaminchik "C"!
(PHOVES A ball with the letter "C")

Leading. Galya is so fresh
So harmonious and good!
Our joy is friends with the sun
Fatigue is unfamiliar to her
Calcium, phosphorus stocks
And does not suffer from rickets!

6th. If with "D" you will be friends,
Then you will surround anyone!
(PHOVES A ball with the letter "D")

Leading. If you want to be tender, beloved -
It is necessary to consume it!
"E" vitamin - it is for juiciness, goodness,
So that various vileness does not cling ...

7th. So that the money will continue to be started,
For health and sweetness to accumulate!
(PHOVES A ball with the letter "E")

All. (sing on the motive of the song "Let them run awkward")
To Galuna for name day
Vitamins gathered:
A and B, C and D - beauty!
Not pain, Galunia, hello
And in your family rule,
Be successful and tender always!
Chorus. In the morning, getting up from the sofa early in the morning,
Take vitamins!
And now in honor of the anniversary
Pour us all!

Cool music scenes for the anniversary

Cool music scenes for the anniversary:

Congratulations from new Russian grandmas "

(two men come out, dressed up by new Russian grandmothers and sing buckets)

Flower:
The anniversary needs a pair
Spended compliment!
So, we will be with the heat of the heat
Remember them with Matrena!

Matrena:
Give me a word soon
The tongue itches very much!
I am ready
Congratulations - just chic!

Flower:
Tie your tongue more,
I will not yield the place!
My compliment is very necessary
I love the anniversary!

Matrena:
You forgot visible at all
Why came here!
The sign of attention is very asking
Jubilee from us, Balda!

Flower:
You're right, I am a bastard.
When I see Vova!
But say “love” Robe,
He has his own family!

Matrena:
Drift, not drift, but still you need
To be bolder for us with you!
So, we’ll shout together together:
“Happy anniversary, dear!”
(approach the anniversary with kisses)

Song-score of an alcoholic on the motive “Sweeter Spring” (Potap and Nastya)

I'm walking down the street, as if finished,
Behind the bosom, a glass and a handful of seeds (stress in the word seeds on the second syllable)
I passed by and heard a loud ringing,
He looked at the light in your Chumachey House.

Chorus:
I came, saw the anniversary and me
I wanted to drink for his health,
And the guests are all tipsy
My glass is with me and, as always, he is ready everywhere.
I came, saw you here and
I suddenly wanted to drink
And I really pour me
And it will be more fun for us all.

You let me sit down a little on the stool
I don't disdain the conflict on the snack,
Please ask the bottles empty,
To leave for me, like people are simple.

Chorus: The same.

Jubilee, you are a good man, there is no bazaar,
I saw a lot, you believe in this world.
You accept this song as a gift, don't disdain,
And on the staff, please pour in the appendage!
Chorus: The same.

"Song of Ushastiki"
In the title role - a man. He will need to make large cardboard ears. He comes out and sings a funny song-transmit on the motive of “Cheburashki”.

Text Ushastika:
Eh, I used to be strange
I ate a manna porridge,
Therefore, such ears has grown.
About different diets
I learned from the newspaper
And immediately, quickly, he immediately applied.
But somehow the wonderful day,
My birthday
(Name of the birthday girl) invited, so I came here.
From delicious treats,
And cool impressions,
I could not move away for a very long time.
And spat on a diet
И слопал я конфету,
Потом еще я тортом закусил.
Скажу тебе спасибо
За то, что пригласила,
Ведь уши снова стали хороши.
I congratulate you
И стопку наливаю,
Желаю счастья тебе я от души!