Funny statuses in rhyme - for men, women, social networks: the best selection

A large selection of funny statuses in rhyme.

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Funny statuses in rhyme - the best selection

Funny statuses in rhyme are the best selection:

I can be noisy like water. I can be bright, like a star, cold, like a piece of ice! I can hug, I can warm, I can erase from my memory !!!
I meet anger in my address with a laugh .... I know that envy is a sign of success.
The fire is on fire, firewood is cracking, then everything will be nishtyak!
No need for Hercules. No money, the authorities of the rank. Do not force women to cry. Then you will be called a man!
Live and remember, love and know. What is hell and paradise in the world. He wanted and gave us life! He regretted it - took it back!
The wider the guy, the nicer the guy, the more expensive he is ...
I have a day today! We will drink and dance! Who said this is bad? We’ll just get high !!!
It happens in life so dreary that even tea does not climb into the throat and helps only beer, which we drink vodka.
Twilight. Quiet. The street is empty. Wet, ruthless snow falls. I am alone and sad today. Somewhere my man roams ...
On this first of April, we were not tired of jokes, today we really just taste!
A man is a king, a man God, but he is always at female legs ....
I am not owed to anyone, not attached to anything, no one is like it, and therefore is free!
So the bouquets, SMS, show -offs, sweets, congratulations, wishes, quarrels, screams, parting ... did without a heart attack ended? Guys, since March 9!
Grandmother pushed XD: Previously, they ate a radish with kvass, but then it is fed with bass, but now they eat stew - they don’t fart, but only Bzd! XD
I'm glad today ... just like that. And why? I do not know. But life is beautiful - this is a fact! And I love this fact.
I can’t live without you, I don’t want it without you, I found out yesterday at dawn! Grateful to you, grateful to fate! I experienced a wonderful power of love ...
There will be a new dawn, there will be a sea of \u200b\u200bvictories! And do not believe that there is no way out!
I, whose smile, someone’s torment, someone’s love and inspiration, I, whose dawn, someone’s dawn, is that it is indestructless and comes to naught.
And in the sky, large stars, and the time when dawn. And I want it to be simple. He hugged me
Kuren-Vreda, Bukhodo-Grass. Love the fighter-council of the Ministry of Health!
Neither work, nor care, because we now have Saturday! .. We are resting and walking, we do not strain anyone.
Neither work, nor care, because we now have Saturday! .. We are resting and walking, we do not strain anyone.
I know the password, I see a landmark, 2 more to 0.5, and I will save the world!)
I once noticed that in winter the lilac bushes, bloomed as if in May, do you believe me or not? Of course, I believe you, I can fuck myself ...
I leave you and run away from love ... And in the sky, a dawn blooms and two stars go out at once ...
The dawn rises, the dawn shines, and you hanged yourself, and in vain!)
If I grow my son and he will be better than me, then his life has lived for good reason ...
If I grow my son and he will be better than me, then his life has lived for good reason ...
Two morons are power no brains, but beautiful
Snow in the back, snow in my mouth, snow in my ears and in my stomach, snow in my face and snow in my eye - for*we beat spring with us!
Not sour, in classmates, depending on ...)))))))))
Tangerines were used, then the new year is coming soon
I wish next year to proceed with the ass of ice!
Hello Dedushka Moroz! I'll break your nose! I have the fifth day from your gifts already diarrhea ..
Do not believe the girls from the chat! They have kids and even grandchildren! Another beard and a smoked sweater, and near Vodara at least a liter !!!
Live, love, steal, walk, buy the whole world, then always give up just remember the thing alone, do not forget your lads!
I will drive away a stupid pain that my heart wounds like a knife. I could forgive everything. But not betrayal and lies!
I love! Although it is stupid and funny. At least no love can be loved! Now I don't care!
You have become more expensive in the world !!!
It is spite of the failures ... in spite of the messes, so that it was with you - do not lose heart ... It happens that ... with your nose, knees, belly ... Well, fall to everyone, ... but do not lose heart.
You will go against the fighter will be left without a face !!!
I don’t dare to blame my fate ... After all, in my life I am still lucky, I have two children, fortunately, and God does not give them to many !!!!!
The snow has not yet fallen yet ... For the first time in many years, November has not dressed in the snow ...
November month, and water water ... I know for sure, in everything my fault ... and even if you forget about me ...
I will wait ... I will wait ... I'm sorry, I failed to keep our happiness ...
Snow lies with feyths. Cats are coming. It smells of tangerines. New Years is soon!
Snow lies with feyths. Cats are coming. It smells of tangerines. New Years is soon!
She was a fool that the heavens did not know ... but she had a figure and an awesome soul ...
No need to pour tears in vain, everything went to figs, life is beautiful !!!!
I am number one, I will not win
Lies on the road of soldiers of the air defense, not a bullet killed, for*Bali him
Feel the difference between me and the rest, and if I am not the same, then stay with them

Funny statuses in rhyme for men

Funny statuses in rhyme for men:

My character is changeable like the sea
But in the manners - a serial style.
Often I am alone
As if in a harbor in an affectionate calm.

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Do not break our will -
We drank, drink and drink!

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What is the flour after all,
Rushing behind beer at the speed of sound,
Knowing at the same time that someone and somewhere,
Rushes behind beer at the speed of light.

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Eh, my life, tin
Well, it is in the swamp.
Until one in the morning, a booze
Until half a hundredth vomiting.

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Our motto is 4 words:
He drank it - sing another!

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I'll get up early in the morning
I'll look at the face.
I will not drink anymore!
But less too ...

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Sometimes it happens so bad that even tea does not climb into the throat,
Then only beer that is washed down with vodka!

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H2O - the motto is not ours!
Ours - C2H5OH!

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From Paris to a find with vodka is better than without vodka!

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When I die, do not bury me!
Take my body and drown in alcohol,
Put my barrel to my legs and head,
Then the grave worms do not eat my liver !!!

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When I die,
And I will still die,
Friends, take a look under the bed
And hand over wine dishes.

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Three maidens by the window
They drank vodka, juice and rum.
Only one was a girl
Enter the Svetlitsa without problems.

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I would like on the Christmas tree
Instead of holiday animals,
There was exactly forty
Half-liter bubbles.

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Stupid all went offense.
The average plows - life is not honey!
Smart builds a pyramid.
The wise drank and lives!

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If the sea was vodka,
I would become a submarine.
If the sea would become beer,
I would become a thieves dolphin.

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Who goes to visit in the morning
He acts wisely
Then there are one hundred grams, then there is one hundred grams,
That's the morning!

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If the Lord had no will,
We would not recognize alcohol
So, drunkenness is not a vice,
A lesson!

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I have one flaw:
I am rarely sober. Usually - drunk.
And if I don't drink at all,
I don’t recognize myself.

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I checked the truth in practice
The nonsense will live longer.
Tried not to drink a week
It seemed to me - he lived a year.

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I drank beer I have a bottle
And he went out in the field.
Pressed on the back of the head ...
It was in football.

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-Tell me, uncle, it's not for nothing
In the morning we smell of fumes ...

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The weather is drunk along the street.
Smokes like vodcoglot.
Rinable rain under the handle
And the wind is an invisible pilot.

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Not drinking beer without vodka,
The more they swallow, the wider.
Knows them by flipping gait
any of the road stones.

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Drunkards, like ancestors-prisoners,
Gorlani about gentlemen mother
And they kiss the stones - it’s easier for them,
Falling, take a nap on them.

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Muscal rains.
Like a drunkard lips in a beer.
All this excites passers -by ...
All this seems to be in the fall
stinking pair.

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I hate a hack to death.
As you want, scold, do not scold.
Raw spiked, believe me,
I dragged it from above and down.

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The weather is drunk along the street.
Neither that she is not a lot, no.
Chapkov, Bars - Cursed Darkness.
Sivukha carries from the wind.

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Two -legged bad weather - flour,
misfortunes for our family.
Take drunkards in strong hands
Reasonable friends!

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My character is changeable like the sea
But in the manners - a serial style.
Often I am alone
As if in a harbor in an affectionate calm.

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demolitions of memory from the heart
I pull out one at a time
Well, that's all you are just a muscle
Don `t cry

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steel eggs Strong biceps
in the eyes of courage and courage
that life has created with you
Natasha

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not knowing the technique of art
kung fu and skills Wushu
I come up and just silently
Soul

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i wanted to buy in a gastronom
I will do forty -two rubles
But, as luck would have it, disappeared with shelves
I will cut down

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in the entrance, Stas read on the walls
Clutching and cognac flowers
And I suddenly realized Sveta
so

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i went around the rut miraculously
And the track turned around
To see the look
Li I

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Arkady Solving in life
almost three quarters of the journey
I realized that it was possible
go

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a y me in a glass of whiskey
and ice floes splashing at the bottom
And you mean me about the zozh here
well no

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love like a horse
It seems like a steam locomotive
And you scoop up for months
manure

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to such exquisite boots
To such a stylish coat
You, as always, put on your face
not that

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i apologize dear
What the star called you
the brightness of the role does not play here
Weight yes

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charter from philosophical disputes
and complex life dilemmas
I just smear a roll with butter
And eat

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i told the homeless in the box
that life did not set
And he moved with a smile
Castle

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a these spots from Satsiva
A these mom from Kharcho
And these mothers I'm not like
You are chokh

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They ran out of the bathhouse of women
And right with bombs in the pond
A city thought that the learning
Go

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Understand what it beat
I'm lying smeared like kvashnya
And this morning has come
B me

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seday girl from school
She came and sat in a corner
And it was only the first
Call

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in medieval medicine
First, a tourniquet is applied
A after put in the pit
and burning

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Boris was not a puggy cat
But even he managed to understand
to the berets under any pretext
No need to sit down

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like a yellow sheet sometimes autumn
breaking away, exposes the bush
The obscene word flies
From the mouth

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i'm not like a slug
stuck to wives and houses
I am a free wolf rebel in life
Yes mom

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freud dreamed of bananas all night
all their yellow length
Sigmund woke up and does not believe
yah

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the philologist observed as a cake
The piece became a piece of cake
for the gap from the plate
to the mouth

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three years later on the gallery
They handed me an oar
But before that is real
It was lucky

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Zuhra loses a sense of proportion
In terms of meaning, the honor should
but loses its absence
what is

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we are sitting deceived by Noah
And I am a selected creature
not impressive even raw
At least fry

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i'm sorry, I touched
But you must forgive me
I just can't for a long time
Without though

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well, finally I'm free
Angels of a trumpet fly
And then suddenly the husband comes
In itself

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on the knitting needles of the sun from yarn
From the best spider paws
imposes summer autumn
for women

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in the bewilderment of Alice
After all, it sticks out of the hole for a third
Unredisored by the plot
bear

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how do I see everything bloom
And at your age Madame
It's time to appear already
fruits

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mom, I seemed to fall in love
He conquered me with his soul
In addition, Y is real
big

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she returned rested
Home from the Cote Economics
under the canopy of his birthmarks
horns

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love like a horse
It seems like a steam locomotive
And you scoop up for months
manure

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when I hear throw out the garbage
Clean potatoes and palace
Every smile slides
c fuck-c

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Oleg was born Aquarius
In the Bungalo on Mayans Beach
a gleb in Uryupinsk under the sign
brick

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i allowed you to my chest
So that you cry on it
And you let me in the neckline
saliva

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i love the May thunder for freshness
For burning fear and Mayeta
Yamaisky rum for the same feelings
in the mouth

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for the woman the main enemy in the world
her great excess weight
Babs beat with him with excess weight
And without

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as the Immortal Classic said
William Sergeevich Shakespeare
Plague for both of your homes
and feast

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here you would go to her by God
First, let's say mushrooms
Well, then, perhaps, just
Would go

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let Karl and Clara be old
But passing through years passion
Everyone looks at each other
steal

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i remember a children's palm
color butterfly on it
And the life of the line is much
even more

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big bear son
In the night from Lake Lakal
And I watched how it decreased
Baikal

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who scaled on the fence
that Barin MMOMO and the serfdom
Anonymous is good
post nickname

Funny statuses in rhyme for women

Funny statuses in rhyme for women:

Spite of failures ... in spite of the messes,
So that it is not with you - do not lose heart ...
It happens that ... nose, knees, belly ...
Well, fall to everyone, but do not lose heart!

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I will be gentle today and sweet.
I will not make noise and scream.
I will be affectionate and patient.
I will be late. Do not wait. Get some sleep…

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Girlfriend Leny came to me ...
Sitting, and chatting so sweetly ...
To hell with household chores !!!
She understands me so ...

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Life gave a kick in addition?!
No need to whine! Give her change!
Rub the ass quickly!
Grave also collect!
And under swearing
I will spite her happy!

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Do not believe the man when he tells
How insatiable and cool he is.
All this is bragging, and experience will show -
Two poses and eight minutes ...

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Girls stand, stand aside -
The handkerchiefs in the hands of the teeth.
Because for ten girls,
According to statistics, nine blunt.

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I want the advice for free to give husbands,
Who do not know their women,
When the ladies are cracking from the fur coats,
Less lovers fit there.

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If I were a man, I would not have the same peace!
I would have found the reason to get to know me a hundred times!
If I became a man, I would not lose a day!
I didn’t go past ... such charms as me !!!

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No need to insult women,
In words, wounded as if a sting ...
Another man is such a bl ..
That the woman was not lying nearby!

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My chest signs me,
When I run and when walking ...
I am sexy - just horror
Well, at least let's yourself!

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A honed look, infectious laughter!
The figure is slim ... (Ugh, pah, pah, so as not to jinx it!)
And let the modesty decorate only those ...
Who else has nothing to embellish yourself!

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Not dresses, rings or rhinestones,
Not even a fashionable car
Nothing pains a woman like that
Like exactly chosen man!

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Now I look in the mirrors less and less
They have not been a beauty judge for a long time.
"Who is the most beautiful of women?" -
I’ll ask my son, my son will answer: “You!”

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A clear look, iron nerves,
Beautiful outfit, useful thoughts,
The smile of the bitch, the eyes of the tigress -
Every ... wise girl should be!

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A man can be a banker
Mow grass, chop firewood
And manage all this world ...
And a woman ... always right!

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Morality is simple ... She is this:
Girlfriend, stop tormenting yourself,
The man does not know about cellulite,
Until he tells him!

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A fairy tale - a lie! There is no argue here!
The past blows his head.
Got married and ... hello -
From princesses and to Cinderella ...

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I found the mood to be lucky:
Yesterday everything was fine, but today - better!
I repeat it a hundred times, clouds will disperse:
Today everything is so good, and tomorrow it will be better!
And let life shock, I conjure more:
Everything is fine with me, but it will be even better!

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If your husband offended you
You don't start a scandal!
But when he does not see -
Spit him three times in tea!

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And in my image - my coquetry ...
The crafty gaze sparkles with naivety ...
I don’t remember where my childhood goes ...
But I know exactly where it plays !!!

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Children are sleeping - they are tired.
So I did not wash.
And I don’t go to the stove.
I fell and lay.

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Looking at his physics,
I was surprised who is?
I decided: I don't drink anymore
Only sometimes I sleep.

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Blaf married to girls is familiar -
Languages \u200b\u200bwill be expressed by a trench;
The wife is sitting under the heel,
And they will show - as if on the neck ...

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Partners like wolfhounds,
They rushed forward with excitement!
And I am with them! Turned to the right,-
The bust did not fit into the turn.

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And let the neighbors groan with envy ...
Enough charms in appearance with more than!
In my eyes, such a quiet whirlpool ...
That even the devil bypasses him!

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There is no story sadder in the world.
My husband returned, and I'm all on the Internet.
Where is the black -faced Othello!
The floor of the house near the ear was whistled!

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I am a decent lady, the mistress is one hundred percent!
I cook "perfectly" I do not beg on the mantle!
Satisfied with her appearance, unknown cellulite!
Almost sinless ... and rarely the brain hurts!

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The floor of the wallet gave for styling.
It began to look well, just fine!
I went out into the street - the wind rose ...
The money was spent in vain ...

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I am so smart when I am silent.
I am so fresh when I will not drink.
I am so obedient if I sleep.
I love so much when I get used to it.
I am so beautiful in the dark.
I am so rich on the day of salary.
Tell me what I'm to blame,
What are the wrong ones?

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Loan with sweets Sudden sadness ...
I will put music, for example, Leps Grisha ...
Let psychologists fight for the medal,
Trying to patch off the roof that has not gone ...

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I will deftly heal my depression ...
Let calories consider themselves
And I love chocolate sweets.
And this seems to be mutually between us.

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Why do I need burning huts?
Why do I need running horses?
I am a woman, not a fireman!
I am a woman, not Budyonny!

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I cook deliciously, I remove my house,
I wash socks and shirts separately.
I am an approximate, and never a bitch.
I read books, terribly manner.
I dance, I sing and embroider a cross,
I am writing poetry, and on Saturday ... I am thumping!

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When a whiner dies inside.
And it does not care what the flock will say.
When herself is the first critic.
The crown holds like a glove.

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I am smart, beauty! I like it!
Everything is arguing and getting along, for which I will not take!
I am stylish and bold, cheerful, skillful
And rightly I do that I trudge from myself.

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Autumn! You are a beauty and a fashionista,
My eyes are a dream, all year round
Beautiful mood is a saint!
It is a pity that the stripper is still that.

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You look at my eyes ...
In the world there is no more beautiful than a miracle ...
I came to you from a good fairy tale ...
Well, they just drove it out.

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It’s not enough Cinderella to be born
In the house to work all day,
You still have to know the address
Where to lose that shoe!

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I usually get drunk
I fight against the wall.
Either alcohol is harmful to me
Either just age.

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Do not believe the man when he tells
How insatiable and cool he is.
All this is bragging, and experience will show
Two poses and eight minutes.

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I remember a wonderful moment
At 12 in the morning you got up,
Then bread, cookies disappeared,
Eclairs, cupcakes, cakes.

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Love is a word
Love is a feeling
It happens Kaifovo
It happens sadly ...

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Love is tenderness
Warmth and care
Sometimes serenity
But more often work ...

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Love is unarmed
Love for the great
Love is friendship
With a taste of strawberries ...

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Love inspires
She saddened
At the end - not like that
As at the very beginning ...

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It has hundreds of shades,
And hundreds of differences,
Shake well
Then it will be highlighted ...

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Love is painful
And very nice
She is voluntary
She is immense ...

Funny statuses in rhyme for social networks

Funny statuses in rhyme for social networks:

A new star will be born,
And happiness is waiting for a turn,
Moments flow like water ...
And I, like a fool, at work.

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Already lazy to work in the morning?!
Everything got out, at least the light of the carcass?!
Friday is not a day in Russia,
And the state of the soul!

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Without difficulty, you can’t catch a fish from the pond.
I understood the meaning, he is clearly not for me.
Everything is wrong here, continuous nonsense.
There are always those who act from the outside.

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No one who knows how to object to temptations
I still hold on to the solid line:
I still can’t avoid sin,
So I will enjoy them at the same time.

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Work and work - everything will be shaken!
To provide comfort and comfort,
People do not give their rest,
Plow and plow and do not get tired ...

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Work and work - they will hit the shoulders,
The nerves will tear and be replaced by health!
Give yourself rest for at least a couple of minutes
Or they will carry forward your feet!

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Working in the "wear" mode
Behind the statuses of "importance" in the pursuit,
Sometimes sclerosis is overcome
In fact, in a stupid marathon.

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How sorry for those who plow on Saturdays
And who does not receive a fui,
Age for such a job ...
Oh my goodness! So it's all me!

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I am sitting at work in dungeon raw
My new colleague, donkey young
He misses the computer, swinging a brow,
And the girls are considering outside the window ...

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I'm sitting at work and just Figua ...
Who needs it? And what do I have?
I have a job - work of me ...
Such a garbage happens in life.

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Despite the rain, bad weather ...
Despite the diarrhea and a cold ...
Anyway, crawl to work ...
I will not work, but I will not work ...

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I sit at work and pretend,
As if it are very invigorating me,
As if I do not give a damn about it,
That the authorities are going south to rest. ...

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If the office is all at once,
They fell ill with a terrible flu,
And the work immediately got up,
And customers call!
You, with whatever, a piece of paper
Take the patient to them,
Let them get sick too
There will be no one to call!

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If the work got you,
And the salaries are not enough again,
Do not be sad in vain
Just lie down, rest.

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Oh, how much work we are wonderful,
brings the mind of the authorities meager!

And work until you drop,
And the salary is nowhere ...
They established the award again
"Hero of slave labor"

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If you love hard work,
A chair, the bed is not held in high esteem
Then understand, the advice is not stupid,
- Rest at least at work.

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It happens that you wake up like a bird
Winged spring on the platoon.
And I want to live and work,
But, to breakfast, it passes.

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We are not afraid of work,
We don't run from work.
There is no work - we go to bed,
There is a job ... We sleep further.

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The executioner is a difficult work.
But whatever you say -
Work is in the air!
Work with people!

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I came to work
I reluctantly work!
Let me sleep slightly ..
And I’ll give everyone a kick.

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I do not regret, do not call, do not cry!!!
Just once ... I work ... Ishuu !!!

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The crow flew,
I sat down on the Christmas tree,
The salary is not paid -
I will eat all the needles!

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The gray hare fled,
Sat down under the pine tree -
Oh, they don't pay money,
Now I will fall asleep!

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We are not afraid to work
We work like horses
We strive to raise quality,
But the work of money is worth it.

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Eh, work you, work,
Even to think reluctantly.
A crisis. And everywhere obstacles,
And you need to feed the family.

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At least heat, even snow and rain,-
You go to work.
You will get up in the morning, at 6 o’clock,
And ready for exploits.

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At least with a broom or shovel,
You are guilty everywhere.
People, like inappropriate,
More often they pay them a penny.
Maybe times will come
That human labor will be appreciated.

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Without work, you feel as if with a flaw -
As if turning into a monkey again.

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Labor gives all citizens satisfaction ...
A man without this is a misunderstanding.

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But the "lads" tortured with frequent rollers,
Freebie is used with labor results.

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From dawn to the evening, one plows with a suicide,
And for dinner, nineteen with spoons converge.

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It’s a pity, the Russky nation degenerates -
The “civilization” turned to us.

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Everyone wants to mess around, but always be full ...
To be Russian citizens forever forgotten.

Funny funny statuses in rhyme

Cool funny statuses in rhyme:

The arrow of the Amur flew by.
Although the eye did not knock out (which is already tolerant).
And he could hurt, perforating the liver!
He flutters! There is nothing to throw ...

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A woman has her own road
It has obstacles - and do not count!
We, women, do not need a lot,
Only clean up everything that is.

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When you look in a purse
Where instead of money is a bunch of dust,
Do not speak with longing: no!
But with gratitude: there were!

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Oh, how much work we are wonderful,
brings the mind of the authorities meager!

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No, polite people did not disappear,
They are still found on the life path:
They sent me so affectionately yesterday,
What was inconvenient not to go!

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When will the will at all,
When the nerves are already on the verge
You achieve a given goal,
Having reached the m/f plate.

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We love to live freely
And safely,
You will get into the eye - it hurts
You won’t get it - boring.

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Despite the rain, bad weather,
Despite the diarrhea and a cold,
Anyway, I will come to work
I will come, but I will not work!

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This is always the case in life:
Do you want to laugh, you want to cry
We were told in person "hello"
And in the shower - sent to x*th ...

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Sometimes it happens so lousy
That even tea does not climb into the throat,
And only beer climbs into the throat,
Which you drink vodka.

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My stomach asks for food
It is dancing appetite,
In it, the hungry wind is whistling,
And she rustles with guts

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Everything can be forgiven Russian
Diet, vegetarianism ...
But those who threw vodka to drink
Deprive Russian citizenship.

***

I sit at work and pretend,
As if it are very invigorating me,
As if I do not give a damn about it, well
That the authorities are going south to rest.

***

You will wake me up at dawn
You will certainly get on the teeth.
I will wean you from the habit
Wake up on Sunday at dawn!

***

You pointed to the diamonds with a finger
You shout: "Buy me this beauty!"
You were my dream girl,
... Until I recognized your dream.

***

A hedgehog came out of the fog
Drank vodka half a glass
I took out a knife, sausage
Good in the native forest
Quietly dragged on the song
He cried about unfulfilled
I looked into an empty glass
And again he went into the fog ...

***

In every grown man,
like in any other cattle
There are fats and carbohydrates
And of course protein!
He must have a salary,
Drink, smoke, jump for girls,
Otherwise, he will explode, the fuck-Babah-and he is not!

***

A man wanders around the villages,
The horses are slowing down for a gallop,
It enters the burning huts ...
He probably will transvest.

***

The solar circle, the sky around is a drawing of a boy.
A naked woman, vodka, barbecue - his father helped the boy.

***

Take the sorcerer from the Yorube tribe,
And put forward to the chiefs of the General Staff!
And let us have a horde fell from an oak
He leads the fallen from Baobab!

***

I am a cheerful girl
And everything is great for me -
I live happily
All years long!
Life is rich in jokes,
Fate knocks on the horseshoes ...
And Pendlya Magic
Gives me joyfully!

*****
I'm walking past the cemetery
I smoke silently,
I look at the mound with cautiously ..
Suddenly, a voice from the coffin:
To spend you?
So very quickly I quit smoking ...

*****
Do not believe the man when he tells
How insatiable and cool he is.
All this is bragging, and experience will show -
Two poses and eight minutes ...

***

A cup of coffee - cheer up.
Half -cocked - eager badly.
This proven taste is bitterly sweet ...
As if whispering: “Everything will be in order” !!!

***

If gossip is pestering, there is no need to be upset.
Know, worms choose only the best fruits!

***

I would have a golden halo of your head over your head
And the passion is glowing at the door eye.
But better I will become a frigid princess,
What I melt, like wax, at the knees of an asshole.

***

How difficult it is for a person:
“I don't like you anymore!
I don’t believe, I don’t remember, I don’t know!
And in memory is not shore! "
As if a sudden wound
You do not give him casual
As if you were taking off the guard
Where death awaits him by the bridge!

***

Winter ... January, blizzard, frost!
Champagne, sweets, roses!
Friends! Present! Children! Christmas trees!
Wine, salad! Silk outfit!
And again toasts! Vodka! Beer…
You can’t forbid us to live beautifully!
It is a pity that by the morning the final is one ...

***

The face is tender, each dash,
The nose -bunny nose sniffs ...
Money, career is not important!
Important side by side ...

***

Frost and the sun is wonderful !!!
Blue sky, hoar on her face ...
You would be appropriate in January ...
But not in April ... not at the end !!!

***

Why words and promises?
Why is your recognition in love?
Why all this?! After all, then
Everything was washed away by pouring rain!

***

There are no words to express all bitterness and pain,
There are no words to say how I love you,
There is no strength to try to keep you
No strength you leave, I stand and look ....

***

Happiness is soft warm hands,
Behind the couch, on the couch on the couch ...
What is happiness? It's easier not to answer!
Happiness is everyone who has children!

***

VKontakte is a site of miracles:
I went for an hour - for a day disappeared.
I went with my brains - I went out without.

***

While he was thinking: call - not to call "..
The cardiogram of relations turned into a thread.
The moral of this fable is as follows:
Try to find words in time !!!

***

And we hate, and we love by chance,
Not sacrificing anything anger or love,
And some kind of secret cold reigns in the soul,
When the fire boils in the blood.

***

For many years I hung my legs ...
It's no secret that I am bastard!
How warm and fun here -
On your beloved husband!

***

Women leave the beautiful.
From the rich and from sexual.
It’s just unbearable to live with them.
It's just that happiness is unrealistic with them.

***
Women go to the present,
Let it be discreet, even inconspicuous.
To affectionate words, to the eyes of burning.
To those who love honestly, selflessly ...

***

How many times have they repeated to the world
About respect for the uniform.
He is respected! Bye…
The fool will not squeeze into him.

***

I eat with you, I sleep with you,
With you, I share my life
Do not scold me
After all, I love you very much.

***

Yes I love! I will not hide
Why hide love in yourself.
I want to say that you are rightfully
Worthy, the best words.

***

It is difficult to reach a woman with a woman,
The woman is woven from the nuances ....

***

Chupa-chups with the taste of onions,
Saw and crying, dumb bitch!

***

Our business is not to give birth
He put it out and run!

***

Having passed all the seas and continents,
Let the ethnographer bring into the book,
That there is such a nation - students,
Merry and special people!

***

And the eyes that sparkles,
The cold is nothing:
The blue flame was carved -
Beat love with a key!

***

How many times have they repeated to the world
About respect for the uniform.
He is respected! Bye…
The fool will not squeeze into him.

***

From any big care
The principle of the loan will save
If you want to work -
Lie down and everything will pass.

***

Kings we will not
And kings too
At the very hour for life is difficult -
Help us God! ..

***

All forgotten is given to dust
Where the guilty ones were quilted with a whip ...
Today, the heads fall on the block -
The verdict is composed later ...

***
Not once a dashing time
Peace was disturbed by countries ...
And everyone lit up with feeling
To become a hero to become a hero ...

***

I grow up with each collection,
Not noticing your age ...
And I always root for poetry
And I answer my head ...

***

The poet manner of Spider
Knitting thought-wool-networks,
To catch for sure
What seems best in the world ...

***

I don't want to fall asleep now
I want to look in your eyes
I want to touch your lips,
I want to return to you for a moment!

Interesting funny statuses in rhyme

Interesting funny statuses in rhyme:

Attachment is fate
Someone will suddenly say after him.
And the heart does not beat slightly,
Even if inaudibly, quietly.
Around shone everything with fun,
And only I cried.
What the hell is the mood
If you are left alone?

***

I want it to be easy
To memorable, leisurely,
So that at once it relieves from the heart,
And the forces took from somewhere.
Finding problems - yes it is very simple
With my character desperately unbearable.

***
All people leave, and just do not believe
That life does not always continue.
And the one who is in the very dumb time is right
Smoke and smiles in spite ...

***

I do not drink coffee, I do not smoke, and do not listen
Music in transport I am.
Just forget, if only I tried,
I can't do you!

***

Write in SMS, write in the message,
How much you need me
Write on the balcony, at night, in the car,
Until she notice.

***

The wrong age
To believe in fairy tales.
When you offend,
I will not close my eyes.

***

What, between us, except for passion?
What, besides this, do you know?
And even if I spoke for hours
You do not understand a word of everything.

***

And I don't miss you without you
There is no good in you.
And you know what I notice?
All life with you is just in ...

***

How much is that life?
No need to be afraid, do not give up to fate.
Here is the strongest - who can laugh.
And really: as soon as I dared?

***

I will not lose weight, I decided to myself -
You definitely are not worthy of my torment.
I will take potatoes, oils, cheese, bread,
And so attracts me sausages.

***

No, you didn't tell me compliments
And I didn’t wear roses in bushes.
We diverge, already on waiting
No forces.

***

And it seems even soon a holiday,
And it seems that even everything is ready.
But I can't understand at all,
Why is the boss call again.

***

I have not been writing to you for a long time
I know for sure - you won’t answer.
In short, it was definitely decided what I am, my friend,
You don't shine at all ...

***

I'm not afraid to change, seriously.
I will change everything you want.
But I immediately give up
As soon as you scold me.

***

They tore Mishka's paw,
So that the girls do not paw,
Because the bear is very
Sexually preoccupied.

***

Dropped the bear on the floor,
They tore Mishka's paw,
A broom is inserted in the ass, a broom,
Bear should have a lot of money.

***

Dropped vodka on the floor,
They tore off their hands.

***

From chewing gum,
Five kilograms,
You can fly out shoes
For the last path.

***

Hedgehog runs and laughs,
Hedgehog tickles a herb with herbs,
The grass has ended, the gravel has gone,
Hedgehog came home without a pipisa!

***

The candles of the rod will burn out
Moon ... that night ...
I brought you as a gift
Immune deficiency.

***

What are you walking, do not come in?
And you come in, aren't you sitting down?
And you sit down, you don't go to bed
And you go to bed, do you give?
And give, get up, leave,
What are you walking, do not come in?

***

I have a rat in my pocket!
I found her in the forest!
She is wet and bald!
I carry it to you!

***

I love mustachioed women.
Although not suitable for sex,
But Chapaeva is similar
And there are no equal to them in battle!

***

Sustain traditions must be observed,
Let them answer you more than once,
Of course, the lady may not give,
But to offer, you always have to.

***

Throw you with flowers
Tire you with poems
Not hinting at anything
Invite tea to a cup
Treat with vanilla cake,
And then have sex.

***

I water them with water,
I cover a blanket
You are growing quickly,
My little Titi!

***

Lies in a snowdrift girl, laughs,
Her hysteria brings to ecstasy.
So, stupid, is not available?
Yes, she just got drunk, infection!

***

So believe the people after that!
I surrendered to him at the moon.
And he took my girlish breasts,
And he tied up on his back!

***

Do not allow gas leaks,
Press the toilet tightly!

***

Our Tanya, like, cries.
I dropped, in the river, a ball.
There would be no double to her, Dure
It will not drown, after all, in kind.

***

Sveta does not shine
Masha does not wave
Lyuba does not like
Katya does not roll.
But there is always Dasha, who ... is always well done!

***

There are women in Russian villages,
Their women are gently called:
The elephant on the run will be stopped,
And the trunk will be torn off.

***

It’s good to be a girl in a pink coat!
It is possible in green, but not that.

***

It’s good to be a girl in a mink manto!
You may not be a girl, but not that ...

***

It’s good to be a Frenchman! Jacques Iv Cousteau.
You can Moldavian, but not that!

***

It’s good to rush around the city on a car!
It is possible on the bus, but not that ...

***

It is glorious to drink vodka, grams, that way, one hundred!
You can minerals, but not that.

***

Glorily go out in the evening - look where and what.
You can wash the dishes, but not that.

***

There is good Omarov, drink Chateau.
You can beer with a frequent, but not that.

***

To become a famous, like Bridzhid Bordeaux.
You can like Krachkovskaya, but not that.

***

It’s good to be a juggler in the Circus Shapito!
You can be a cleaner, but not that ...

***

It would be nice to take a vacation, that way, for a hundred days.
You can quit ... - But not that ...

***

Today I am sober,
Well, just like a pig.

***

I like to describe nature,
If there is no people nearby.

***

I found a soul mate! -
Inflatable sweet blonde!

***

Not to lose heart
On the couch up a belly.

***

One, or even two, a week
Resting ... from idleness!

***

I live without fuss,
As philosophers and cattle.

***

Damn, what a crown of creation
I broke all my jam?!

***

My lyrical hero
Sometimes Fui sends me to Fui.

***

I tell you seriously:
Laugh! And then it will be too late.

***

Today I am sober,
Well, just like a pig.

***

I like to describe nature,
If there is no people nearby.

***

I found a soul mate! -
Inflatable sweet blonde!

***

Not to lose heart
On the couch up a belly.

***

One, or even two, a week
Resting ... from idleness!

***

The spring stream murmures.
In me, in me its source!

***

The balloon flies.
And in it - my soul!

***

I'm not afraid to fall into the abyss -
All one will not break!

***

I like the swan and the pig! -
Such is my aesthetics.

***

A cutlet lies before me.
And I love her for that!

***

Honey, come together
We’ll kill time fun!

***

You don't love me a bastard.
But I'm glad to be deceived!

***

I ask you, kuma,
Get with my mind!
While I want a woman
I'm not looking for friendship with her!

***

I came closer to me
And I found pleasure.

***

I will say for a red word:
I drank beer from her face!

***

Well, again the beautiful floor
I did not wash my translucent floor.

***

I immortalized you, madam,
And you all echo: "I will not give it!"

***

It is dangerous to play with females.
They love us ... to gobble up!

***

The mind is trying to know life,
And she bursts in response.

***

Tolstoy said about the mind like that:
"Distant, too big!"

***

"The soul is obliged to work!"
And let the body not fuss.

***

The fly sat on the jam,
Food becoming for thought.

***

Oh, if in spiritual food
Calorius contained thousands!

***

I am sinless! I am ascetic!
If the ladies are not there!

***

And in the zoo monkey
Threw bananas into Darwin!

***

Ah, you are a critic, you say,
So, go, repeat!

***

My high ideal
Put on me on top of me!

***

God collapsed with a laugh from the cloud:
"I am alone, religions of heaps!"

***

At a school of children alive and stupid
Knowledgeable corpses are made.

***

If doctors are mistaken,
Then their mistakes burn in the furnace.

***

The church is closer to the state,
Than to the Divine Kingdom.

***

Progress is one of the excuses
For different dirty deeds!

***

"Master space, blah!" -
The earth shouted to earthlings.

Original funny statuses in rhyme

Original funny statuses in rhyme:

In everyday staining the web,
Without thinking about the duty to eternity,
I'm looking for a middle ground
Between laziness, nonsense and carelessness ...

***

It's not in vain, girls, we are waiting for miracles with you
Since we have passed the transitional age!
If an orchestra began to play in your heart -
So the conductor he got excellent !!!

***

I won't marry you
And take your ring -
That's how it should have answered
You are me fifteen years ago.

***

I will deftly heal my depression ...
Let calories consider themselves
And I love chocolate sweets,
And this seems to be mutually, between us.

***

Cracking on the street Moroz,
White snowflakes fly.
Freezed ears, cheeks, nose,
And only money, bitch, melt!

***

I checked the truth in practice
- Not the drink will live longer.
Tried not to drink a week
- It seemed to me - he lived a year.

***

Do not envy a friend, if a friend is richer,
If a friend is more beautiful, if he is smarter.
Let his prosperity, let his good luck
Your sandals will not erase belts.

***

Little Petya in Lamutian Chat
In love was explained by the girl Katya.
An unpleasant surprise of the gentleman awaits -
"The girl Katya" was a boy Valera.

***

My girlfriend loves cats very much
Red, canaries, dogs, parrots.
I am not ready to separate its tastes,
Chinese cuisine only scares me.

***

I'm leaving - I said proudly -
Such as you, I will find a fig!
Go - she calmly told me ... - -
Nobody holds you by the horns.

***

The Tbilisi-Baku train started,
The door pressed the head of the man,
At first he walked, then he ran ...
For a long time I looked at him.

***

I keep you in the shower
You scream. Nice to listen.
Nerves cuts - like a current.
Oh, don't like boiling water!

***

I am sending to FIG,
Observing the schedule!
This needs to be strictly -
There are many applicants ...

***

Wait, don't drink from the toilet!
There are microbes, there is an infection!
Turnie pen, water water,
Full foam, then drink.

***

The trees became dark
And the naked
It is a pity that the feelings of the sexual
They will never be.

***

I only thought about good
But I saw you on that
All previous experience was discarded -
I started thinking about bad!

***

On the floor lies a dog.
Either sleeping, or die.
I stood on his tail,
It turned out - he was sleeping ...

***

The girl sees mountain ash,
She wanted berries!
The branches under it broke ...
On you, bitch, I ate!

***

I do not need any sun or clouds,
I need you alone in this world.
I'll give you a wrench,
Twenty -two by twenty -four.

***

Mistakes of youth easily got away with.
Ah, youth, - the magical sound of the flour.
We often sawed a branch under us.
Now we are not the same, and the bitches are old.

***

Morning melted in the fog,
Kamyshi rustles.
Graceful, like a lani,
Helpers walked across the field.

***

Where to buy a ticket to childhood?
To show children,
How interesting it was
In the yard a crowd walk.

***
They burned bonfires, played hide and seek,
Swaddled all the cats
We played our games,
In sellers and doctors.

***
On the rope, we jumped
And they drove the "Lesoped" ...
It's a pity, of course, in our time,
Childhood is the Internet!

***

September, shows without a clearance ...
Autumn loves us crazy:
We waited, waited for Babier summer -
Babia has come winter ...

***

Grandfather told the old woman:
“Remember, grandmother, at the age of 20.
How did you jump a goat
Seeing my bouquet? "
Grandma answered grandfather:
“That you are a goat, no doubt.
Your only bouquet
Remember eighty years! ”

***

Lay, he hugged me,
I promised to buy me a fur coat
And kissed his hands ...
Oh, oh, I will buy boots,
And catching his breath: - Wait,
Also go to the galoshes.

***

Let the ice angrily sparkle in the eyes,
And a stone heart is a third,
There are no cold women,
It happens - there is no one to warm.

***

Sharp edge of a yellow leaf -
Autumn cut my heart ...
This is a sign - put a point
On the page of the summer runs!

***

Autumn! You are a beauty and a fashionista,
My eyes are a dream, all year round
Beautiful mood is a saint!
It is a pity that the stripper is still that ...

***

Let a series of years do not matter!
I, as before, is young in my soul!
Even if you start life over again -
I would have chopped firewood!

***

Honey pours from our lips, not poison ...
And the look becomes more tender ...
And the broom junk at that moment ...
When we hear a male compliment!

***

Where are you going? I'm going to the doctor.
And what are you carrying? Your urine.
Where are you going, an eccentric?
And I am to the doctor, I carry cognac.
Puzzle yourself,
To whom the doctor will help sooner.

***

Do not be ashamed of their habits of harmful.
Smoking, wine, gusts of passion,
Of course, they shorten life, -
But they can extend the moments of happiness.

***

The hat fell into a cold snowdrift.
Left boot behind a booth with beer.
The cloak is forgotten, somewhere handed over to the wardrobe.
March. I lying. I'm sad.

***

Plumber Vasya. Thirty years.
He does not drink. He does not smoke cigarettes.
He does not lead the girls to the cinema.
And the ham did not eat for a long time.
Not because he is ascetic
And because there is no money.

***

I have not met a man more pleasant:
Beautiful, charming, very smart
And every morning for no reason,
He smiles from the mirror!

***

Problems multiply exponentially,
In the heart, increasing the load,
But I do not fall into depression from this,
In prostration, because I am.

***

Wake up in the morning, just
You will bread up a sour brothe
You’ll scatter the bristles from your face -
And you collect a satchel to school.

***

Sometimes it happens so lousy
That even tea does not climb into the throat,
And only beer climbs into the throat,
Which you drink vodka.

***

It happens, wake up like a bird
Winged spring on a platoon
And I want to live and work!
But it passes for breakfast ...

***

Above the gray plain of the sea,
Above the steep hump of rocks,
Proudly healed the Petrel
And metal on the rocks are feces.

***

Fat penguin is very angry
that dreams are unrealistic:
He cannot, albeit a bird,
proudly poop from heights.

***

You look at my eyes ...
In the world there is no more beautiful than a miracle ...
I came to you from a good fairy tale ...
Well, they just drove it out.

***

Thanks to those who met once
And my life was decorated with kindness ...
And let me, of those, will hear me,
Who suddenly left, taking the shit with him ...

***

When a whiner dies inside ...
And it does not care what the flock will say ...
When herself is the first critic ...
The crown holds like a glove.

***

There are women in Russian villages,
Their women are gently called.
The elephant will stop on the go
And the trunk will be torn off.

***

Will become the art of the body
Buy a comrade enema,
You yourself will understand, comrade, personally,
The enema acts perfectly!

***

Cobra curled up under the glass
Looks squinting, unkindly
Apparently, from the first look
Little to the brain - a lot of poison!

***

The lines are knitted into the rhyme,
The sea licks the land,
Children poop a pot,
And large - into the soul.

***

I wondered everything: what's the catch here?
Well, how can you be such a treasure?! ..
Only after the wedding I understood (Oh, my god!) -
The mother -in -law is attached to your addition! ..

***

And I'll sit on Lisaped
And I'll leave somewhere
And you will return - I'm not here,
And about your great, bitch, forget!

***

There are more beautiful ones than the desired.
More desired than one.
Between these parallels strange ...
Wife does not fit!

***

What kind of men went?
Jeans are made, rhinestones on a T -shirt,
Cowards are stitched, all such a bunny,
Gel is applied, good and good ...
Only on a woman, bl..t, very similar.

***

Either I want sex, or new shoes ...
True, somehow everything is too lazy.
And the weather is shitty again outside the window ...
Well, okay, I'll go.

***

It’s not enough Cinderella to be born
In the house to work all day,
You still have to know the address
Where to lose that shoe!

***

I am smart, beauty! I like it!
Everything is arguing and getting along, for which I will not take!
I am stylish and brave, funny, skillful ...
And rightly I do that I trudge from myself.

Funny statuses in rhyme to raise mood

Funny statuses in rhyme for upbringing:

Even if not seriously, he does not stand your tears.
I laughed as I could, but love had already passed ...
I don't hate you. I just won't be lower.
He told me “love” to me. Okay, I'll take a look.
When I allow myself laziness, this is the best day.
You are not half at all, because the heart is an ice floe.
I'm not cheap to you. But still come to me :).
I don't keep secrets. I just say right away.
You left, I ran after you. To both of us, there is always a little something!
Tomorrow - again to work. At least the environment, yes at least Saturday.
I will not let you go even on the threshold. Everything is because I burned my soul.
You do not invest in people: they will be so embroidery.
This is a quest, not a relationship. At least there was admiration before ...
Marry love. And take a loan to value.
I didn't know you before. And now - completely disappeared ...
My computer is a friend. Exactly the best of all friends!
Why did you leave me, a kind of horse?
You know, do not thank. There are no colors, no love: D.
This is a song for the soul. On, listen, do not rush.
The hair straightens - rain breaks off the sky))).
So that you are not a bummer, take a bouquet around the corner :).
It’s not so difficult to be sober, but one negligence ...
Do not look for me for clubs, I completely pouted my lips!
Life paint in bright colors, if there is nothing to do.
I don’t communicate with you, although I smile secretly.
If only you wrote. I'll even consider spam!
I don't trust you, so do not promise me in vain.
I will not pay if I go crazy. When they are loving, then there is a roar.
I see: the former is dissected. Laughter does not leave me.
So I will not get it. I’d better stay here!
Why do I need fingers on my feet, and there are no fingers on boots?
It doesn't matter to me how much money. If only there wasn’t a loafer.
And so I see the light at the end of the tunnel. And you and I will live another moment.
I am fond of photoshop, and during my life I am surprised ...
I don't need headphones. So I want muck today!
No, not weak alcohol, but unhappy love: D.
I do not strive for the ideal. I'm tired of this.
Back, what silence! I heard snoring from your window ...
That I go to work, and what's in the swamp. Well, why do we need so many idiots?
You definitely won’t make me happy. You will run away. It is unbearable with me.
I am a fool for you, I worry that God does not add brains to you!
Like it or not, but the weather - she is feminine!
Again you fell in love with me. Better would be poisoned again.
The cultural environment was so worried. Thursday is uncultured, and more ... nothing.
I am exhausted every time when I get an account for a communal apartment!
If the truth does not pop up, we will break the ice with you!
He has no brains: he said that it was at home somewhere.
I don't want to be good anymore. May I just be incomparable!
Wish the enemy to forget his ticket. This is for him - worse than any troubles.
I never kept silence. I didn’t like it - she said that right away.
I wake up in the morning for coffee. Then, somehow, I swim to work ...
It became sad somehow right away, in my friend I saw the infection!
Do not remind you of the past, otherwise I will say how you yelled at the whole tram.
This is me, and I am wonderful. This is exactly promising.
Do not give me advice. Better - just promise.
Now I know everything, I'm sorry, dear. And now let Nadezhda die!
I look in the mirror and go crazy. How can you pass by such a beautiful way?
Guests on the threshold, still in the hands of a scoop.
You painted the eyelids with blue shadows. Oh, Baba Zina, you conquer me ...
No, what are you, I'm not swearing at all. But not when I get drunk!
I have settled at work for a long time. Now it seems to me that I was born here.
As soon as you open the mineral water, so you wash everyone at once.
I wish you to fail. He fell face, that was so proud of.
And even if they write “from myself”, I attach all my strength :).
I love fantasies small. Around me they say “schizophrenia”.
The world consists of all. And this is his failure.
You know, pepper is also a vegetable. So, vegetable, well, to help!
I don't need a cosmetologist. Because very expensive: D.
Buying an apartment and car is cool. And you try to lick by the elbow.
Do not cross my road. Your opinion can crush.
You pure in different words. Nothing, you pure, immediately give it to mom))).
Do not go outside. There are half-boom-half-halves.
I love you. And what if I'm lying?
Everything is possible in life when it is careless.
My soul hurts. Due to the fact that someone says a lot.
Come out of the Internet. Then I will give you a coin.
Mistakes like yours. Tell me, why interfere with love?
You have to lie a lot, so it's better not to get to know!
My mother’s son -in -law needs. But I will give you a girlfriend: D.
Dad will be proud of me, I could not shoot myself.
Manicure, gym, figure - everything can allow a fool.
It's not your fault that you promised, but I am to blame for the horn ...
They say “Do not slow down, take off our sticks”))).
I hate neighbors. If only the bears ate them!
We all have such a song that squeezes the soul, poisoning the heart.
Childhood is leaving, but still plays when a person does not develop his brain.
You saw me without makeup. And to hell now my show -off
Everything will change, always and everything. Girlands until May hang))).
You can’t miss the future when the events are thicker.
My ingenuity helped in life. And also - sneakers and a rope ...
Do not look at the traffic light if you are a pocket thief.
I destroy trust: without fulfilling, I promise.
You are not lucky: I act for you for evil.
Time kills those who score too much.
I'm waiting for you to kiss me. I know you will get high from this!
There is no need to look for a meaning in life. If there is a partner, live together.
When you have many different goals, maybe you create problems for yourself?
It’s good in your world. But you need to live somewhere else ...
You should not know the measure at all. I allow you to be careless!
You are afraid of me, but I should have fallen in love.
You said, and I forgot: I did not joke at all.
Look for the hero of your novel, and no longer go to promise.
I was waiting for everyone, and here I burned ...
You know, I want myself an envelope. It is possible without a brand, but with a salary: D.
I don’t need truth, that's for sure. I know, you need peace of mind urgently.
Talking about life often - you can sour.
Today it will not happen that tomorrow.
I don't want to work because I will not take off.
It is better to be a little dirty than a laugh on your head!
I do not need changes, but pistols and knives ...
You have not seen my eyes with your last name!
After all, sometimes I really want everything around burning. And quickly work so that it does not fly again.
It is indecent, unusual. And what could be usually?
What are you saying? And so it will come ... to find a rhyme for the word “idiot”.
To argue with friends is bad, then it will be lonely.
No, I don’t know how to be, so as not to slow down exactly.
Going out without an umbrella is it. It doesn't bother me at all.
I am destined to get to hell. In the heat I will close the window.