A woman driving is always funny: cool stories, photo

The article contains cool photos and stories on the topic: “A woman behind the wheel is always funny!”

A selection of photos of jokes about women driving

The theme woman driving is eternal and interesting. Despite the fact that most women drive a car well and seriously, among men, jokes on this topic do not subside. There are many funny jokes, quotes on this topic. For example:

• “Darling, tell me when you get behind the wheel so that I do not leave home!”
• "A lady driving is a car without a driver!"
• “Do not be afraid of women at the wheel! It’s better to rebuild right away! ”
• “What does a woman do driving during danger? She is hiding behind him! "
• “A woman is an amazing creature. She sees someone else's hair on your jacket for three meters, but does not notice a fire hydrant when parking! ”

For some unknown reason, many girls fall into ridiculous situations on the roads. Sometimes only one question arises: "How and why?" However, we offer not to talk on this topic, but to see a selection of funny photos.

• If there is no time for car repair, a smart woman will find a way out of a difficult situation.

• Everything should be beautiful in a woman, a personal car, including. Most likely, the owner of the car has the same cute cilia and sponge.

• And this girl can be called the genius of refueling. I wonder how much she spilled liters of gasoline, so far she realized what was happening.

Important: “Dear, I tucked our car with a diesel engine, it turned out cheaper!”

• Glamorous car. Russian version. Without words, it is clear that a super blonde is driving.

• A woman everywhere creates comfort and comfort. You can verify this by seeing a pink luxurious salon of auto -lady.

• In the next photo, you can imagine that Cinderella came from a fairy tale and hit the Russian winter. Only transport instead of the carriage is now more gloomy.

• When you want to drink while driving, but you can’t drop the steering wheel. A girl with well -developed logic will find a way out.

• Looking at the next photo, it becomes not funny, but even sad. However, there is no doubt that there was a girl at the wheel.

• One small detail, and immediately it is clear who is driving. The girl in some ridiculous and strange way forgot the bag, leaving the car.

• A familiar and simple situation for most drivers. You need to drive closer to the terminal and pay for the parking lot. But women are such a people who will come up with a non -standard approach to any situation.

• Do you think a man? We doubt it. Probably the driver messed up the pedal.

• Maybe this is a soft toy store on wheels? Well, I can’t believe that an adult can do this with his car of his own free will.

• Looking at the next photo, I want to ask: how? How did she do it?

SMS to my husband: “Dear, I“ washed ”the car ...” The husband is in a panic: “If only it was ...”.

• We hope that this cute girl without incident reached the destination? Sometimes, do not be surprised.

• The horse will stop the horse, it will enter the burning hut ... year, and women do not change.

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Funny stories about women driving

The story of a man-driver

I’m going calmly, I don’t touch anyone, I listen to my favorite music. Suddenly, from nowhere, from the next strip, suddenly a chevrolet jumps under the wheels with a sticker of a shoe from the next strip. I hit the brakes sharply, the rattle of a terrible, screech. I go out. Who would doubt, a nice creature behind the wheel. Sitting and clapping his eyes. I ask:

- Girl, how was it so thrown out so rapidly?

Answers:

- The young man, the bus driver threw the cigarette butt right under the wheels. So I turned to the left so as not to burn my wheels ...

Curtain. Then he was clearly not driving as calmly and relaxed as before this case. Released only after a glass of cognac at the house. It is not known how true the next story, but the mood raises great.

A man on a zebra

I walk in the evening not far from the road. There are few cars. I look, there is a healthy such man along the zebra. There is unexpectedly the sound of the brakes. Zebra has Deo Matiz, and the man sits on the road. A man gets up, comes up - scared Madame at the wheel. The door does not open. A man knocks, does not open.

Then a man takes and turns the car on his side with the words: “So it will be safer!” Then he went in his direction, the girl is even more shocked.

Vaselin from mosquitoes

Julia at one of the forums found out that in the summer during a long trip you can lubricate the front of the car with petroleum jelly. Then flies, midges and mosquitoes can easily wash off water with the car. The girl did so. I stopped for refueling to check the oil level.

A young guy, a refueling worker who volunteered to help the girl, was at a loss. Several times the hood simply slipped out of his hands. Julia began to explain that the car was lubricated with petroleum jelly. Before she could explain why she did this, as the guy asked in bewilderment: "Is she entering your garage tightly?"

What laziness leads to

This case was in the winter. The car was covered with snow well. In the morning, Marina cleaned the car, but decided not to touch the hood. It was too lazy. So I went on business. Suddenly, a pedestrian jumped sharply on a zebra. Marina for brakes. And all the snow from the roof was on the windshield. Behind, a woman in a panic. I had to blindly move to the curb and end the begun. The moral of this fable is this: do not be lazy to do now what you can postpone for later.

Tow

This funny and slightly sad story was told by one familiar, avid motorist. Once he was stopped in a clean field by two beauties. Like, the machine does not go, but why - we don’t know. The man looked and quickly realized that the fuel was over. Which voiced the girls. They began to ask him that he towed them to the nearest gas station. The man did not want to help inexperienced. The girls, of course, did not have a cable, took out his own.

At the crossing through the railway, the red light blinked, the barrier was closed. The man stopped, touched the girl so that she would brake. And here - Bach! Sprightly, but confidently, the girl of the girls drove into the ass of a friend of a friend. A man out of his rage comes out of a car to explain popularly what pedal needs to be pressed. But he was speechless when he saw what was happening in the next car ... Two beauties sat together in the back seat and watched some magazine ...

Gratitude

Well, the last story for today. About how a woman thanked the drivers on the road. The story of the guy.

Once a friend of my wife brought me a friend. We go along the Moscow Ring Road, she needs to rebuild into the next lane. As expected, the turn signal turned on, drivers pass it, everything is fine - it was rebuilt. And then sharply - it hits the brakes several times. I ask her: "Why are you doing this?" The answer simply killed me: "I say thank you ...". I have not heard about the emergency gun, I told.

There are a lot of funny and ridiculous stories associated with women at the wheel. But we will not relate to women biases, after all, most of them are responsible and serious drivers. The KVN team of the Ural dumplings even came up with a joke in the topic - “aunt at the wheel” can be a man!

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